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China's Military Hacking Scandal Explained In A 150 Second Cartoon
Confused by the latest Chinese military hacking scandal? The cartoon wizards from Taiwan's New Media Animation have it summarized for in just 150 seconds for all those US dummies who were not hacked by the Chinese.
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Did they hack ZH to get that horrible thing on here?
Had to.. that sucked.
I like how they portrayed all Americans as morbidly obese.
I like the Coke secret formula (water + sugar + commercials).
Always China trying to get us.
but we know who is really out to get us.
our own government
http://www.infowars.com/law-enforcement-requested-shooting-targets-of-pregnant-women/
"i love america,... it is my government that i fear" unknown quote
:-))
If the Chinese are fucking with the NYT and WashPo, then what's the problem? Sic'em!!!
Really. That's more of a lovers' quarrel.
Some information on Mandiant, the firm that "discovered" this info:
Kevin Mandia, President/CEO is a former Air Force security dude who also spent time at McAfee and Lockheed.
Jody Gassow, member of Board of Directors, is the managing director of One Equity Partners, which is the private equity firm of none other than.... JP Morgan Chase. Just to add to the tragicomedy of this, Jody was also on the USPS Cycling Team board.
Good Harbor Consulting, partner. Headed by our good friend Richard "Dick" Clarke. For those of you unaware:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_A._Clarke
mark scott.
Any questions now about Hope and Change?
Anyone catch the "Carl's Junior" street sign amid the other fast food signs?
Seems like they think "Idiocracy" is a documentary on American life.
And do the Chinese really chain smoke like that?
That is an accurate caricature and that the smoke rarely leaves the lips.
Yes the chinese do chain smoke as do many members of the asian culture.
any doubts after seeing this; http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c9d_1361290825
Yes, but in China, it is called smog.
That bit at the end makes me think the Telletubbies have been getting busy.
shit the Coke formula is the same as our economic
and now the Chinese know
I liked that part... strongly disliked the U of M shirt worn by one, however.
Does'nt the chicom's make some of our missle componets? Wonder how that works out when the shootin starts?
No warranty needed on those missiles.
They are only going to be used once.
Shit is much deeper.
There is one theory by Joel Skousen that Chinese are being helped to catch up with US tech so the next war would be even. Recent stealth plane is an example.
Here it is a interesting story.
http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/2/afbddb44-7640-11e2-8eb6-00144feabdc0.html
Yeah, and that morbidly obese population 1/4 their number was awarded more medals in the London Olympics.
Tylerz I m hving trbl figrng ot wht it mns. Its lke tryng to undrstnd a sntnc wth no vwls in it.
this is bullish, right?
I don't think Huckleberry Hound or Quickdraw McGraw will have any serious competition for a while...
That is, unless Quckdraw ends up in one of those Carl's Jr. burgers.
Coke.. symbol of the free East.
And fat iShit addicts are apparently the symbol of the west?
water+sugar+commercials....ha ha ha
The secret ingredient is flavoring from the Coca plant, which the DEA makes sure only Coca-Cola has access to.
Actually, water+sugar+commercials = coke sold outside US to places like China (regular poison version)
While water+GM HFCS+commercials = coke sold domestic US (special super deluxe posion version)
http://youtu.be/csEXmU14N28
Ah the good old days when we could buy stuff for everyone. Oh wait...
The US Government just needs an excuse. It doesn't need facts. It doesn't need agreement from other countries.
Good luck China - you too Taiwan. Have fun with the drones.
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Exactly. Funny how this becomes the big story after computer security "initiatives" are pimped in Obamney's State of the Compelled Union address.
This whole China cyber war story is crap. That's not to say that the Chinese government isn't involved in internet-based espionage; of course they are, along with at least 30 other nations, including "steadfast allies" like Israel, France, and the UK.
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/02/19/the-great-cyber-warfare-scam/
Well good luck too if therev were to be a war between USA and another significant power of this world.
As a side note when did the USA did dare to go straight against a country or power of similar build/ stature?
I think it never happened, but I guess as a white flag lover french, born of a country that resist an Empire for mostly a millenium, with actual neighbors and mostly imaginary borders as a shield, I've no idea about nothing...
If you are still using Windows, you deserve to get hacked.
If you use electronics components manufactured in Asia, you deserve to get hacked. Oh wait, that's all of them.
Interesting how they depict Chicom hackers as smokers and Americans as obese in that cartoon.
In china cigarettes are a food group
just like lard is in the US
"Water, sugar and commercials." That's about right!
+ caffeine and herd behavior
+flourides
... best scene ever ...
If the Chi-coms capture president Obama’s secret plan for economic success, we’re all screwed.
Won't happen. Obama's plan is so top secret that even Obama doesn't know what it is.
bottom secret
cause that's where it leads you
Unlike Bush's "4% growth" solution.
Isn't that where he got it? Oh, you're right. He studied Stalin and Saul Alinsky.
If Chinese hackers take down the US police state, God Speed to them.
That vid was quite entertaining I thought ... sometimes NMA is a little too violent in their cartoons about blood-spattering news events, but this one was fine.
NMA is also involved in casting the ultra-cute Taiwanese sexy real-live 'Weather Girls' ... babes worthy of William Banzai's posts:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WGS?blend=7&ob=5
no wonder every young boy in Taiwan wants to grow up an dbe a climatologist!
RE"If Chinese hackers take down the US police state, God Speed to them"
I really don't think their gangsters are better than ours. Rooting for the foreign enemy certainly doesn't make you a credible champion for freedom at home.
"God Speed" to communists?!? I guess that makes you a religious Jane Fondle.
You might have missed the "in Brussels" part of his name. Not everyone else in the world in interested in America's freedom so much as freedom from America's hegemony.
Yeah, during WWII and the Cold War everybody was fleeing to Germany and East Berlin to escape the US hegemony.
Look at all the illegal aliens swimming from Mexico to Cuba and Venezuela even today.
If you hurry, maybe you could be one of them!
This isn't World War II or the Cold War (I). And it is no reflection of the American people in general who are mostly unaware of how the US government actions effect others around the world. You might prove that point. American exceptionalism...Forward!
You meant "affect".
Thanks for the lesson in English grammar. To be sure, you can spend all day correcting grammar throughout the comments on Zero Hedge if that is your wont. But, it seems that you only want to diminish my comment. That you understood what I was trying to say despite my error shows that I was successful in the primary reason for language, communication. That you chose to point out the error shows that you have nothing further to add to the topic. Glad we could clear that up.
If I were to argue with you, people would not be able to tell us apart.
LOL. So you are giving yourself an up arrow?
Peace out. No one will confuse us.
"from the police state" "from the hegemony"
The most dangerous mistake is mistaking relativity for absolutes
it can never happen here
I did miss the "in Brussels" part of his name.
Doesn't make much difference to me, though.
Those are deluded who think that the ChiComms will be kinder, gentler global hegemonists than the American/Zionist machine currently pulling most of the strings. Had America's hegemony been so much worse than the realistic alternatives, the yoke would have been tossed already.
In the end though, it matters not. It will end quite badly for most all of us - some worse than others.
So you think that if the US police state is brought down, the American people will allow the Chinese to take over? It is one thing for the population to allow its own leaders to herd them down the wrong road, it is quite another for it to allow a foreign government to assume control.
Beg your pardon friend, but foreign governments have assumed control of many vital US govt. functions.
Within the last several decades, the USSR had plants in our State Dept, White House, and Pentagon that all changed the course of our history, (and yours, wherever you may live).
And Israeli interests still dominate our foreign and domestic policy, contrary to our national interests and to that of our people.
Taking over a govt. doesn't necessarily mean rolling up with tanks and barking orders. Regional and global hegemonists throughout history have proven that to anyone who looks.
And, thus, you describe the police state that needs to be brought down.
No, I described a police state that needs to be brought down.
It seems that you're really not understanding the situation here.
"The police state"? The process we're involved in right now is one where the term "police state" will soon refer to the entire planet under a global government. Folks who think that national sovereigns are competing for territory or global control are only half right. And it's the part about which such folks are wrong that brings the real horror for us all. Gangsters who manipulate sovereigns are vying for global hegemony. Hoping for the ChiComms to win is worse than futile.
As long as our governments are permitted by the people to serve interests other than that of the nation and its people, someone will seek and obtain global hegemony. Anyone who thinks the American/Zionist interests are the only ones playing that game are really not paying attention.
So funny how about the MSA?
What with the slavish obsession... hitting on their (awesome) women? :lol:
By MSA, you are obviously referring to the
Mycological Society of America
No problem with the US police state going away, as long as a Chinese police state does not replace it. Mao did kill 60+ million innocents, as you may or may not know - or care.
Mao is dead, as you may or may not know, and the genii is out of the bottle in China.
Is the genie really out? That's a belief, not a fact.
It is no more a belief and no less a fact than 21st century American exceptionalism.
I was going to have my wife (who is Chinese, born and raised) to translate that for me. Then I thought she might think I was interested in something other than the weather.
Hmm. If I want my products to be secure where would I want them manufactured? Of course, China.
Manufactured in China guarantees a massive "back door" installation as well.
And ALL high-end military products with electronic chips in them have a back-door for the DOD also. Seriously.
Making chips for the F22 fighter in China could help with the budget. The .GOV could save money on pilots by having the Chinese remotely fly the birds.
We could have them fly the drones too. It would be much cheaper.
Of course, none of the US alphabet agencies are hacking foreigners, including China. Which means this is probably aimed at scaring the US public into accepting more government control over the internet. The Red menace rises again. Duck and cover.
and, thar you have it mate...
I wonder what Iran thinks.
Great post
They wanted to pull the "Afghan's in caves hacking into the US" story, but weren't sure if they would get away with it [again].
Isn't this part of our "open borders" policy? I mean afterall, what have we got to hide? The Chinese are probably just hacking our defense and infrastructure so they can sell us software patches when it craps out.
As if the US millitary isn't hacking the Chinese lol.
What, exactly, would they be hacking China for? To steal their Intellectual Property on how to be Communist? Weather Control Technology maybe?
I love the fat crying Americans. That's right. Take down the power grid and we the American fatasses will simply cry like blubbering 350 lbs babies......Maybe the Chinese will let is borrow a smoke?
Wow.
An Anonymous powers his laptop with an exercise cycle?
Definitely not Americanism.
LOL, you really did make me bust out laughing.
The cartoon above satirically calls out many disturbing truths. However, does anyone here think that America's NSA, CIA, and various other alphabets (that we're not yet allowed to know of) are NOT successfully hacking the red Chinese and every other country and interesting entity on the planet (with the possible exception of the Israelis).
Picture an entire globe with everybody's hand in everyone else's pocket and everyone's eyes, ears and nose in everyone else's business, and I think we've got a picture of the current low level of cyber warfare. As the currency wars heat up, the cyber warfare will, too.
And anyone who thinks their Linux or Mac machines are immune to hacking is smokin' horsecakes.
ummm?... who contols the state dept
"who contols the state dept"
-AIPAC
Of course the US is. But there is a HUGE difference between China and its stooge NK getting its hands on nuclear warhead miniaturization or MIRV technology, and the US finding out about the new iPhone production schedule.
The lack of morality may be the same, but the consequences are far, far different.
Well, that depends on whether you buy into the concept that NK and Iran are "crazy bastards who will immediately detonate nukes over the US/Israel as soon as they get the technology to an actionable phase". I personally think that idea is complete bullshit.
My argument it that what matters are the consequences - not the morality of spying, or what you or I think.
China and NK have a history of killing MILLIONS of innocent people, so that should give one pause.
Hum, we (occidental overall) don't have an History of killing millions of innocents people?
Wow I'm relieved :lol:
Anything sent or stored over the internet at any time can be accessed.......it's just the level of difficulty that is a variable that separates what can be seen by someone with an average knowledge of computers, to an Aaron Swartz type, to the "elites" who either a) work for TPTB that create these sytems or b) "Neo" types who can hack into anything, from anywhere, at anytime.
Watch the anime "Ghost in the Shell". It's where we are headed, IMO, as the "technocratic society" emerges.
Funny how the MSM will talk about themselves being hacked all day but not a word on China hacking military servers...
Best way to lure hackers: Build a system and tell them that it cannot be hacked.
Theiving little bastards!!
EVERYONE is hacking. When others do it, it's called 'hacking' and is a threat to 'national security'. When we do it, it's cyber-security and we're protecting world peace.
Yup.
Same difference as "terrorists" and "freedom fighters".
Taiwan Cartoons > US MSM Media
LOL at the Cola-Cola formula
I can see it all now, a chorus line of swaggering, smoking uniformed hard working Chinese spies, arms locked doing a step kick. The fatigue cap wearing panda dancing around them on roller skates...I wonder who their agent is?
Chi-Coms wouldn't crack their commie buddies at the NY Times would they?
I believe so, but that is more likely a cooperative arrangement called "supervision" where the boss has access to what you do when you're supposed to be working.
I smell this as a false flag so Obama can now take away internet animousity and have more "control" over you. Big brother.
China,
Please be advised you are now on final notice.