China's Military Hacking Scandal Explained In A 150 Second Cartoon
Confused by the latest Chinese military hacking scandal? The cartoon wizards from Taiwan's New Media Animation have it summarized for in just 150 seconds for all those US dummies who were not hacked by the Chinese.
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Did they hack ZH to get that horrible thing on here?
Had to.. that sucked.
I like how they portrayed all Americans as morbidly obese.
I like the Coke secret formula (water + sugar + commercials).
Always China trying to get us.
but we know who is really out to get us.
our own government
http://www.infowars.com/law-enforcement-requested-shooting-targets-of-pregnant-women/
"i love america,... it is my government that i fear" unknown quote
:-))
If the Chinese are fucking with the NYT and WashPo, then what's the problem? Sic'em!!!
Really. That's more of a lovers' quarrel.
Some information on Mandiant, the firm that "discovered" this info:
Kevin Mandia, President/CEO is a former Air Force security dude who also spent time at McAfee and Lockheed.
Jody Gassow, member of Board of Directors, is the managing director of One Equity Partners, which is the private equity firm of none other than.... JP Morgan Chase. Just to add to the tragicomedy of this, Jody was also on the USPS Cycling Team board.
Good Harbor Consulting, partner. Headed by our good friend Richard "Dick" Clarke. For those of you unaware:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_A._Clarke
mark scott.
Any questions now about Hope and Change?
Anyone catch the "Carl's Junior" street sign amid the other fast food signs?
Seems like they think "Idiocracy" is a documentary on American life.
And do the Chinese really chain smoke like that?
That is an accurate caricature and that the smoke rarely leaves the lips.
Yes the chinese do chain smoke as do many members of the asian culture.
any doubts after seeing this; http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c9d_1361290825
Yes, but in China, it is called smog.
That bit at the end makes me think the Telletubbies have been getting busy.
shit the Coke formula is the same as our economic
and now the Chinese know
I liked that part... strongly disliked the U of M shirt worn by one, however.
Does'nt the chicom's make some of our missle componets? Wonder how that works out when the shootin starts?
No warranty needed on those missiles.
They are only going to be used once.
Shit is much deeper.
There is one theory by Joel Skousen that Chinese are being helped to catch up with US tech so the next war would be even. Recent stealth plane is an example.
Here it is a interesting story.
http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/2/afbddb44-7640-11e2-8eb6-00144feabdc0.html
Yeah, and that morbidly obese population 1/4 their number was awarded more medals in the London Olympics.
Tylerz I m hving trbl figrng ot wht it mns. Its lke tryng to undrstnd a sntnc wth no vwls in it.
this is bullish, right?
I don't think Huckleberry Hound or Quickdraw McGraw will have any serious competition for a while...
That is, unless Quckdraw ends up in one of those Carl's Jr. burgers.
Coke.. symbol of the free East.
And fat iShit addicts are apparently the symbol of the west?
water+sugar+commercials....ha ha ha
The secret ingredient is flavoring from the Coca plant, which the DEA makes sure only Coca-Cola has access to.
Actually, water+sugar+commercials = coke sold outside US to places like China (regular poison version)
While water+GM HFCS+commercials = coke sold domestic US (special super deluxe posion version)
http://youtu.be/csEXmU14N28
Ah the good old days when we could buy stuff for everyone. Oh wait...
The US Government just needs an excuse. It doesn't need facts. It doesn't need agreement from other countries.
Good luck China - you too Taiwan. Have fun with the drones.
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Exactly. Funny how this becomes the big story after computer security "initiatives" are pimped in Obamney's State of the Compelled Union address.
This whole China cyber war story is crap. That's not to say that the Chinese government isn't involved in internet-based espionage; of course they are, along with at least 30 other nations, including "steadfast allies" like Israel, France, and the UK.
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/02/19/the-great-cyber-warfare-scam/
Well good luck too if therev were to be a war between USA and another significant power of this world.
As a side note when did the USA did dare to go straight against a country or power of similar build/ stature?
I think it never happened, but I guess as a white flag lover french, born of a country that resist an Empire for mostly a millenium, with actual neighbors and mostly imaginary borders as a shield, I've no idea about nothing...
If you are still using Windows, you deserve to get hacked.
If you use electronics components manufactured in Asia, you deserve to get hacked. Oh wait, that's all of them.
Interesting how they depict Chicom hackers as smokers and Americans as obese in that cartoon.
In china cigarettes are a food group
just like lard is in the US
"Water, sugar and commercials." That's about right!
+ caffeine and herd behavior
+flourides
... best scene ever ...
If the Chi-coms capture president Obama’s secret plan for economic success, we’re all screwed.
Won't happen. Obama's plan is so top secret that even Obama doesn't know what it is.
bottom secret
cause that's where it leads you
Unlike Bush's "4% growth" solution.
Isn't that where he got it? Oh, you're right. He studied Stalin and Saul Alinsky.
If Chinese hackers take down the US police state, God Speed to them.
That vid was quite entertaining I thought ... sometimes NMA is a little too violent in their cartoons about blood-spattering news events, but this one was fine.
NMA is also involved in casting the ultra-cute Taiwanese sexy real-live 'Weather Girls' ... babes worthy of William Banzai's posts:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WGS?blend=7&ob=5