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Heinz Insider Trader Revealed: A Goldman Client

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The saga of the Heinz call option insider trade, first profiled here, and the Goldman trail, also first observed here ("Does GS stand for Goldman Sachs one wonders"), just got even more fun as revelations that it was none other than a client of Goldman's Private Wealth group out of Zurich that hit the buy key on those thousands in call options one day ahead of the announcement. From Reuters: "A Goldman Sachs private wealth client is the holder of the Swiss account at the center of an investigation into insider trading in H.J. Heinz Co options, regulators said in a court filing late Wednesday." Alas, and as before, the question of who leaked the inside information to this Goldman client still remains unanswered.

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission filed a lawsuit against unknown traders last week, alleging they used a Goldman account in Zurich to buy an unusual amount of Heinz options the day before the ketchup maker agreed to sell itself for $23 billion.

 

In an SEC application to freeze the defendants' assets, dated February 15 but filed with the court Wednesday, staff attorney David Brown said the commission had been told by Goldman that "the account holder is a Goldman Sachs Private Wealth client in Switzerland."

 

In another application also dated February 15 and filed Wednesday, Brown's colleague Megan Bergstrom said Goldman had informed the SEC "it does not have direct access to information about the beneficial owner or owners behind any particular transaction or position" in the account.

The minimum net worth to be a Goldman Private Wealth client in Switzerland is....

And now back to regularly scheduled Great Rotation as quadrillions in imaginary retail money flow into a stock market which was, is, and always will be a massive cesspool of inside information, with one name always reappearing at the top.

 


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Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Godisanhftbot
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 why buy the Junes?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment The Juggernaut
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Zurich account?  ...Even after DC going after American citizens for tax dodging?  ...This was probably an American politicians account.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment MiguelitoRaton
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My guesses: (a) John Kerry; (b) Jon Corzine...

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:31 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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They were Senators together, so "both in collusion with each other" is also a distinct possibility.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:37 | Link to Comment The Juggernaut
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(c) Eric Holder... I like this game.  Lets see what politician receives the biggest Heinz donations/lobbiest reach-arounds.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:40 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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...Goldman had informed the SEC "it does not have direct access to information about the beneficial owner or owners behind any particular transaction or position" in the account...

A secret numbered-only Swiss GoldmanSachs account, who could've guessed?


Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:42 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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they're stalling.
must be a big fish.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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0.  Not named Soros?

1.  Are you a chick? (Martha Stewart Rule)

2.  Have you made any political contributions?

3.  Which party?

4.  How much?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:51 | Link to Comment Richard Chesler
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"Goldman Sachs Private Wealth" is a code word for "Stolen US taxpayer funds".

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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Eric Holder is going to be all over this like stink on...,

Oh..., wait..

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Thomas
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Look at Heinz shares for months before the announcement. Looks like somebody had a serious buy program in place.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:14 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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somebody? I hate to beat a dead horse, but Mister Suck-It-Up has been awfully quiet lately.

http://www.bloomberg.com/image/i.BnpyTsCCBg.jpg

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Jack Napier
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What do John Heinz and John Kerry have in common besides sharing a wife? They probably shared the same coffin in their initiation to the Brotherhood of Death. Of course Kerry would have told his fellow bonesmen in advance. Gotta grease those palms. 322 bitchez.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 20:31 | Link to Comment Dave Thomas
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Holy shit Mr. Munger looks like Jabba the Hut's son. Hey Banzi that's your cue!

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:24 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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If Goldman is being accused of wrong doing, I can assure all of you that Eric Placeholder will personally perform the medical examination of that Muppet cadaver depicted above, and conclude that he died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the very back center of his head.

Mary Jo White will take her cue from Placeholder's investigation, and the SEC will also clear Goldman of any impropriety or illegal activity.

Case closed.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:41 | Link to Comment JR
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Goldman Sachs has highly paid teams of lawyers whose job it is to protect the “bank” from lawsuits and/or criminal investigations.  And as soon as the news broke on the Heinz transactions, those lawyers were hard at work to find the protection they needed to get Goldman off the hook. Why else would you pay these guys if they can’t at least keep you out of jail?

It looks again as if Goldman is slipping out of the noose.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Thomas
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Fuckup delete. In its place, I'll mention in the context of Heinz what to watch for after a prostate biopsy--(hint: Heinz meets chicken choking.)

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 22:47 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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...uh, would you mind lifting that rug a bit for me, I am busy with the broom....

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:43 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@Careless Whisper

How the hell does one file suit against an unknown defendant?  Is this from The Onion?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:16 | Link to Comment SmittyinLA
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if when you say "the Onion" you mean the federal government, YES its from the Onion.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment earnyermoney
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I believe a water board treatment could extract the information.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:08 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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Say, just for the record, wasn't the last Goldman Sachs crook to go to jail, Chelsea Clinton's former father-inlaw?

Just asking.....

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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NOPE ... it was their wives.  

 

See!  All is fine here...move along.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:51 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Kashya speaks...

“My interest in the HNZ purchase was motivated by the fact that it was at a record low and almost ridiculously cheap when priced in CHF.”

 

"It is a fact that 70 to 80 percent of the condiment consumption of my art gallery's bistro is catsup. The reason is that although the artists come from many different ethnic groups, no matter where they are from, everyone around the world loves catsup."

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:52 | Link to Comment earnyermoney
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LOL. Nice

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment resurger
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The cougar on prowl, put some of that HNZ on me...

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Dammit, it's ketchup.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:19 | Link to Comment McMolotov
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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a swift boater or a swift crook.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:38 | Link to Comment booboo
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you are correct that our chief negrotiator at the state department is behind this with a promise to funnel it back to Theresa.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 22:49 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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....it is to teach the Russians to return phone calls....they, too, could have profited nicely had they called back....

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment outofhere
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What's the name of that congressman married to a ketchup bottle?  hmmmm

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:13 | Link to Comment rodocostarica
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Right on GODISANHFTBOT? Why spend more and buy the June calls? This alone mayby says the tip off guy was not sure of the date or the GS account prick just wanted to make sure he was right or put off the SEC. Pretty fishy smelling all told.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:25 | Link to Comment RhoneGSM
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February would have aroused suspicion. This is no ordinary muppet. Sheehs!

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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HANG THAT MOTHER FUCKER............

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Motorhead
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Some "shitty deal" that was.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment RacerX
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Tx ZH. I was wondering if this was ever going to come out.

"Private Wealth". So that's the codeword.

Anticipation: http://youtu.be/uoLoyg3JKRQ

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment imaginalis
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Well that's okay then. I was thinking some criminal activity had been carried out.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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How funny would that be if we found out that new Secretary of State John Kerry was a GS client that benefitted from this insider trade.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Vagabond
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It wouldn't be that funny... nothing would happen.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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I wouldn't worry too much about THAT ever happening...

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment nobusiness
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Can we ever get 2 days in a row down??  Looks like they are trying to stop it

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment WTF_247
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2 days down = panic time.  They cannot have that.

Bernanke is probably in the futures market buying the crap out of it to close it positive.

10 days up in a row is totally fine though - that is what is intended.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment nobusiness
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Never mind it's a Goldman Client.  back to the porn

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Number 156
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Dark Pools?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment pods
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Probably the same group that bought puts on the airlines right before 911.

pods

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:40 | Link to Comment Kitler
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No need to investigate if they have no known ties to Al Qaeda.

Probably just someone who has access to 'Omnivore'.

http://curiosity.discovery.com/question/what-was-omnivore

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:12 | Link to Comment helping_friendl...
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Kitler is back!

Your avatar has been missed.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:45 | Link to Comment A. Magnus
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If you remember the 7/7 London bombings there were a shit ton of British Airways shorts piled on in the weeks before that little false flag as well - nobody ever got called out on those either...

 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 22:52 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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...ok, so someone should be checking to see if there were unusual puts bought on Carnival a few weeks ago?

 

Could be the handiwork of a 'pro-active' short seller?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment PontifexMaximus
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interesitng to see, what FINMA is doing, waiting for groundhog day or asking for details. Any bets? I hope that the account exec.  , who passed the order in the system is already looking for a new job. Unless "this" client was always having this trading pattern. Who knows....

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:29 | Link to Comment reader2010
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"If you're not inside, you're outside, okay?"  

 

- Gorden Gekko

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I am shocked! Shocked I tell you! I can't believe that all tentacles lead back to the squid.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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If Goldman doesn't have direct access to know who the owners are in the account, then HOW are they supposed to pay the proceeds of the trade?  Or report the gains to the IRS or other (Swiss) taxing authorities?  That answer, by itself, should be worth investigating.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:52 | Link to Comment Pseudo Anonym
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slush fund. no reporting.  it's distributed internally. 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:34 | Link to Comment Pseudo Anonym
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until it's revealed that

none other than a client of Goldman's

is just a numbered trading account of a goldman employee

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@Pseudo Anonym

Exactly.  It's the fucking Goldman Sachs Prop Desk bonus pool account.  When the name is revealed, it'll be something like Kaiser Souza or Dick Fitz or Anna Lingus or....

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Godisanhftbot
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 You know Anna too?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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. "Just got even MOAR fun"

FIFY

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:43 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Another Lubrizol? What a coincidence! How do these things happen? Sokol rides again?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:44 | Link to Comment SmittyinLA
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maybe they just felt ketchup was under priced, have you noticed they now "ration" it out? 

Its always a good idea to invest in stuff that's "rationed" by the private sector (not on account of govt regulation) betting on govt regulation is filled with perils and should only be left to insiders-like GS. 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:02 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Kind of like the red plastic Ketchup containers they have in restauraunts so it always looks full even if it is nearly empty; the stock markets are the red plastic container, the economy the little bit of ketchup left.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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So another minion gets his wrist slapped. Big deal. This hydra can be killed by cutting off its head, of course like the typical coward CEOs they knew nothing of this and the poor guy worked alone. Right.

GS. Aka Govt. Sax

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment scatterbrains
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wow that was pretty quick of the SEC..  are they still looking for who ever bought that shit ton load of way way out of the money puts on Bear Sterns the same day the fed held a secret meeting to decide which banks will receive bail outs and which wont ?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:50 | Link to Comment “Rebellion to t...
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The Goldman account can be directly traced to the bastard child of Becky Quick and Warren Buffet.....Steve Liesman.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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A buyer in Zurich with a Swiss account.

How convenient!

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:01 | Link to Comment Manipulism
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they have no clients, only muppets.

Can muppets buy options by themselve?

Only when the muppetplayer let the muppet do it.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment falak pema
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zurich gnome, breed of frog legs worth sizzling in frying pan! 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Herkimer Jerkimer
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Revenge of the Muppets!

 

•J•
V-V

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:11 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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Has to be either Hank Paulson or the usual dood, Stephen Friedman.

Bets, anyone??????

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:14 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBoner_
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Can't identify who it is, huh?

Gimme a water board, a blowtorch and some pliers. Oh, and half an hour alone in a secluded room with Lloyd.

I'll get the name for you ;o)

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:47 | Link to Comment Henry Hub
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You must be a foreigner. We here in the U.S.A. don't go in for those kind of tactics.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:17 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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Heinz has established a strong system of corporate governance to ensure the Company is accountable to shareholders and the community, and that it operates in an ethical and socially responsible manner.

 

that's good enough for me and I am sure it is good enough for these illustrious groups

http://www.heinz.com/our-company/corporate-governance/board-of-directors...

http://www.heinz.com/our-company/corporate-governance/executive-manageme...

 

What about 3G - another illustrious group who without doubt adhere to only the hightest standards

http://www.3g-capital.com/principals.html

http://www.3g-capital.com/team.html

 

and don't even ask - the guy is a god

http://www.berkshirewear.com/

(BaNZAI is that your work?)

 

 

 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:34 | Link to Comment Let The Wurlitz...
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Maybe it was Warren (the oracle) himself.  Was he just in Davos running his mouth???

 

 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:01 | Link to Comment nasa
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"You fucking serfs need to learn to mind your own fucking business.  We are doing God's work and we ain't got time or the need to explain anything to you."

Sincerely

The .001%

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:06 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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So it wasn't just some normal stiff with a Tradeking account that got lucky?

 

I was SURE it was on the up and up.  (RIP: Kermit)

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:15 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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Because private wealth clients with Swiss accounts pay fat commissions and all that damned Kermit did was tell us stupid jokes.

How else are we supposed to make bonus when we can’t let our preferred clients pick securities to short to the Muppets anymore?

 

Lloyd 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:15 | Link to Comment MrBoompi
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No wonder the SEC is acting like it wants to do something.  A foreigner or two is involved.  If it was just Warren or Lloyd, they wouldn't give a shit.  They would just expect the normal cut.

 

 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 18:39 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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Doesn't have direct access means they would have to pick up the phone and call the zurich office.  Or shoot them an email to find out......

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 19:54 | Link to Comment fuu
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Marla Singer: It's a muppet doll. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.
[Grabs Narrator's crotch]
Marla Singer: Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 20:30 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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"The minimum net worth to be a Goldman Private Wealth client in Switzerland is...."

What is it? I have no idea.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 03:58 | Link to Comment godzila
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Most likely they won't open an acocunt bellow 1mio CHF

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 20:43 | Link to Comment godzila
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Just wondering - who has juridiction in such a case ?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 01:58 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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miss piggy would be more appropriate! i wonder whose fingers smell of...pork? do you any beanz and ketchup with that?

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