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Al-Qaeda's 22 Tips For Evading Drones

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This document is one of several found by The Associated Press in buildings recently occupied by Al-Qaeda fighters in Timbuktu, Mali. Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed, apparently with God’s help, with the goal "of disabling the new strategy of the American army at the medium or long-range levels," through three methods: the formation of a public opinion to stand against the attacks, deterring of spies, and tactics of deception and blurring. These 22 tactics are as follows...

  1. It is possible to know the intention and the mission of the drone by using the Russian-made “sky grabber” device to infiltrate the drone’s waves and the frequencies. The device is available in the market for $2,595 and the one who operates it should be a computer-know-how.
  2. Using devices that broadcast frequencies or pack of frequencies to disconnect the contacts and confuse the frequencies used to control the drone. The Mujahideen have had successful experiments using the Russian-made “Racal.”
  3. Spreading the reflective pieces of glass on a car or on the roof of the building.
  4. Placing a group of skilled snipers to hunt the drone, especially the reconnaissance ones because they fly low, about six kilometers or less.
  5. Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using the ordinary water-lifting dynamo fitted with a 30-meter copper pole.
  6. Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using old equipment and keeping them 24-hour running because of their strong frequencies and it is possible using simple ideas of deception of equipment to attract the electronic waves devices similar to that used by the Yugoslav army when they used the microwave (oven) in attracting and confusing the NATO missiles fitted with electromagnetic searching devices.
  7. Using general confusion methods and not to use permanent headquarters.
  8. Discovering the presence of a drone through well-placed reconnaissance networks and to warn all the formations to halt any movement in the area.
  9. To hide from being directly or indirectly spotted, especially at night.
  10. To hide under thick trees because they are the best cover against the planes.
  11. To stay in places unlit by the sun such as the shadows of the buildings or the trees.
  12. Maintain complete silence of all wireless contacts.
  13. Disembark of vehicles and keep away from them especially when being chased or during combat.
  14. To deceive the drone by entering places of multiple entrances and exits.
  15. Using underground shelters because the missiles fired by these planes are usually of the fragmented anti-personnel and not anti-buildings type.
  16. To avoid gathering in open areas and in urgent cases, use building of multiple doors or exits.
  17. Forming anti-spies groups to look for spies and agents.
  18. Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.
  19. When discovering that a drone is after a car, leave the car immediately and everyone should go in different direction because the planes are unable to get after everyone.
  20. Using natural barricades like forests and caves when there is an urgent need for training or gathering.
  21. In frequently targeted areas, use smoke as cover by burning tires.
  22. As for the leaders or those sought after, they should not use communications equipment because the enemy usually keeps a voice tag through which they can identify the speaking person and then locate him.

 

In case there are any other tactics or deterring means, please add them here so that the benefit will be wider and I pray to God to save us from the American intrigues and turn these intrigues against them.

Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed

Date 15 Rajab, 1432 (Islamic calendar) corresponding to 17 June, 2011.

 

Full pdf here

 


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Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:14 | Link to Comment cliffynator
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Great! Now we know who to turn to when we need to keep these drones off our own backs!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:17 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Life is funny that way ;-)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:19 | Link to Comment EnglishMajor
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Amazing what a few weeks at a C.I.A. training camp will teach you.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:25 | Link to Comment DJ Happy Ending
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Most of these "tips" are either obvious or worthless. They don't have a chance.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:29 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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report to your local FEMA camp ASAP

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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YESSIR.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:55 | Link to Comment AssFire
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Really?...

That is what you chose to continue this thread??

You could have mentioned this is about this being the most cowardly way to kill people without a judge, jury or trial plus it compounds the hatred factor to our meddling government an all Americans in general.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:56 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Gotta’ watch out any skilled snipers lobbing rifle rounds at 6 km low flying drones..

bystanders on the ground are in more danger than the drone.    .

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:06 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Kinda like Biden blastin away with his shotgun on the balcony...lol.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:14 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Probably the neighbors prefer him blastin' away with the shotgun over shootin' off his mouth.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:06 | Link to Comment CaptainObvious
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How about we make all of ZH happy?  Biden can put his shotgun in his mouth and start blasting away.

*Note to the Utah domestic spying center that we aren't supposed to know about - I am not advocating for the death of a public official.  This is what we call "humor".

**Note to ZH - Don't post anything like I just did.  The Camp FEMA cots are uncomfortable as hell and the horse meat steaks are tough.  And this one FEMA guard keeps calling me "sweet cheeks", which has resulted in me always having my back to a wall.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:12 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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While your back is against the wall you might want to check that there isn't a hole drilled behind you just about ass level.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:27 | Link to Comment CaptainObvious
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That's the pisser...I can't even check for ass-level holes, because then I'd have to turn around and bend over.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:01 | Link to Comment flacon
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Who's a better investor, Warren Buffet who bought tomato ketchup, or Joe Biden who bought a shot gun?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:12 | Link to Comment Ctrl_P
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It is questions like this that make me thankful I can carve up a cow and make rounds.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:54 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Note to the Utah domestic spying center that we aren't supposed to know about

 

Dammit...that was suppose to be a secret.

I guess now we'll have to go with plan B and assign 2 NSA agents to follow you around and report to control.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 08:24 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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"There is the golden solution that shortens the long distances and through which we can bring back the pressure of the American public opinion in a more active way depending on the strategy of kidnapping in exchange for the drone strategy and we should not stop until they stop their strategy which will enable all the supporter of jihad to take part in defeating Petraeus and his new strategy. We start kidnapping Western citizens in any spot in the world, whether in the Islamic Maghreb, Egypt, Iraq or any other easy kidnapping places and the only demand is the halt of attacks on civilians in Yemen which is a just and humanitarian demand that will create world support and a public opinion pressure in America as they are being hurt again. We, therefore, aim at the core of the nation’s strategy which if failed, America, will accordingly collapse."

I hope no one's planned a vacation in the Islamic Maghreb, Egypt, Iraq or any other easy kidnapping places.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 10:57 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Drat, no Sky-Grabbers on ebay

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:11 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Hasn't "Q" come up with a Rolex or Omega wristwatch that can handle such things?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:12 | Link to Comment smlbizman
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# 23....buy a politician....

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 13:24 | Link to Comment Major Major Major
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I will get you one for your birthday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bspNR5gbQf8

 

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 04:36 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 21:46 | Link to Comment diesheepledie
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I will sell you insurance against ass level holes in the FEMA camp. And if anyone is interested, I am also offering derivatives on that ass-hole insurance, in case he does get rammed in the ass ...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:02 | Link to Comment Zap Powerz
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I fucking figures those fucking weirdo, cultish mormons would have something to do with all this fucking bullshit going on around this fucking cuntry.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:03 | Link to Comment Zap Powerz
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fucking double fucking post.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:12 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Next thing Biden will be doing is telling us how to bring these things down with birdshot !!!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:21 | Link to Comment metastar
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Sissors

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:44 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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He's just "quail hunting"

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Smiley
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If you can hit a flying target at 6km with a rifle the CIA will give you a seven figure job on the spot!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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FORWARD Drones !

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I'm going to reflective tint the top of my car. How long before that becomes against the code of Pirate Tinto and his code enforcers? http://youtu.be/IWk1_Tgj-Fo

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:37 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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"..reflective tint the top of my car.."

..and don't forget -breaking a window will boost the economy, Krugman says so
Two for the price of one! - yeeehaw!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:23 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Most of these "tips" are either obvious or worthless. They don't have a chance.

Here's a better one:

Assemble a group of three children and, after attaching a ball-and-chain ankle restraint to each one, leave them at the side of the road. This will exploit the drone's innate affinity for targeting children and draw it away from you.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:47 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Would probably be helpful if you attached a big sign that read Sandy Hook Elementary School.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:54 | Link to Comment OutLookingIn
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Remote controlled Cessna Beach Bonanza with .50 cal.

Or cheapo version - Cessna remote kit stuffed with C-4 fly into drone. Done.

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 18:32 | Link to Comment thisandthat
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Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:04 | Link to Comment permafrost
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This is the only tip one needs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8YjENWhtOU

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:40 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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+1 for MP humor

-1 for no label on link

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:49 | Link to Comment fattail
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wait, who we rooting for???

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Daily Bail
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"If the release of classified information really would seriously endanger the lives of innocent people and the only way to prevent the release of the information was to kill the journalist, then the journalist would be liable to attack."

The New Yorker asks:

Can A President Use Drones Against Journalists?
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment OutLookingIn
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Why would he do that?

They write with forked tongues, and are his buddies!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:18 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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If you had the power to kill without any legal ramifications then why would it matter who you killed or why?

It's like smashing a spider that crawls across your desk in front of you.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:46 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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"It's like smashing a spider that crawls across your desk in front of you."

Me no can do - maybe thats why I never will get a Nobel Price

I exist Spider in da house - Me always take Mr. Spider in leg of own choice and drag out in mother nature again

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:44 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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me too, once I became garden boy

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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Same hear except for al-Qaeda spiders (black widow and brown recluse).

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 04:44 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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The question they all must face...  From "The Green Mile"

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:46 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Perhaps they give Al-CIAda too much credit?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 10:49 | Link to Comment Mugatu
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Best tip to avoid being hit by a drone is not on here - contribute money to any U.S. liberal candidate.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:17 | Link to Comment One World Mafia
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Actually this document looks fake and may be more of a psyop to keep us convinced al-Qaeda is the enemy when it's actually supported by our govt.  The tips are pretty worthless.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:46 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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that running in different directions one is very valuable, albeit hard to do.  forgot it in a snowball/automobile incident and we barely made the woods.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:54 | Link to Comment JOYFUL
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Worthless indeed, but not mirthless...!!!

this Abdullah bin Mohammed is clearly a skilled comedy writer, and probably looking for a way to break into the big time of Hollow-wood, via a little sabbatical he's taking from his more mundane assignments inside ME central command.

Who can blame him for wanting to be the next Sacha Baron Cohen...when you have such rich material as those hilarious ragheads in front of you every day?

Merikans in particular should regard this as an opportunity to revisit the halcyon days of stage[d] mass entertainment with our Arab brothers as foils...fathers can take their boys on a trip back to the golden days of their own youth - when another pseudonymously robed rogue ruled the ring ...

and Ed "the Sheik" sold out the Gardens and Cobo Center to awestruck aesthetes who thrilled to see the delicate pencil sketching and pyrotechnical sculpture work that this artist of arm-twisting would perform on the foreheads of his opponents, while the ref looked the other way.[Hmm, now that I think about it, maybe Ed went to Ft Bragg and begin another career as a premier US army trainer post-ring...the current crops of USA servicemen seem to be more comfortable with torturing and blowing up their foe than good ol mano a mano noble fightin!*]

At any rate, now that I have thought about it more, no way this is ALL worthless stuff @@//

Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.

I say we do just that ---on the grounds of the White House...maybe some greek stlyle statues and some of them blow up style rent boy dolls in hopes that the bathhouse boy inside will wander out in the night and get himself photographed in some kind of compromising position. Or at least fall in a ditch after risin blotto from cokesniffin in his Count Dracula coffin!

Then we can be rid of him and have a real gun nut like Biden in the Big House!

*indeed, for all his bluster and bravado, Eddie was kind of a big coward...he ran out of the ringfrom Lou Thesz in Chicago and hid under a bus...coming to a "Mid-East theatre" near you soon nuff!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:39 | Link to Comment CH1
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Actually this document looks fake and may be more of a psyop

Isn't everything these days?

Fuck the state.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 04:06 | Link to Comment Tompooz
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If there is nowhere any link to be found to the  Arabic original, I would tend to agree  with OWM.

"using the ordinary water-lifting dynamo fitted with a 30-meter copper pole." Huh? 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:35 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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They were our 'friends' before they became our enemies.  They were 'good' (Mujaheddin), before they turned on us and became 'bad' (AQ).  Just like Saddam Hussein, Noriega... etc were our 'friends' and 'allies' at one time.  /"Just say NO!", and see what & where that gets you. /sarc

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:11 | Link to Comment Poor Grogman
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Don't forget CO2 ..

In the good old days that was considered quite useful stuff, essential even!

Now I believe it too has a war against it or has been made illegal or something. Or was that another part of the atmosphere?

Hell, so many things are either illegal or have a war against them I just can't keep up...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:48 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Phytoplankton don't vote.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:54 | Link to Comment cossack55
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Actually they have the last vote.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:48 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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along with the cockroach

oh wait, they're getting us there

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:51 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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" CO2 .....or has been made illegal or something..."

Not in Coca cola, only in nature, IPCC say it will kill the plants!!!

 

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 06:36 | Link to Comment All Risk No Reward
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Amazing that the "head" of al CIA-duh are the one's controlling the Muppets piloting the drones!

Telling the truth is truly revolutionary in a world of lies!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:33 | Link to Comment downrodeo
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forget that! halo baby! most of us lads have been training on how to fly and shoot since we were 10. seriously if video games aren't a training tool, they are at least a way to get us acclimated

 

1. save target as...

2. print

3. refer to information when you've gotten that hair-standing-up-on-the-back-of-your-neck feeling and see that little speck off in the distant sky...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:20 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Print.This.Article.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:25 | Link to Comment disabledvet
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 05:14 | Link to Comment cossack55
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Read the book!   KILL DECISION  by    Danial Suarez

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:09 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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They left out the most obvious...

~~~

If the drones are up at 6 km... Hold your meetings at 7km altitude [at their "6 o'clock"]...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:21 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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The enemy of my enemy...

If Al-Qaeda destroys DC next week, would you throw a party?

Not just a theoretical question.  I'm in FL taking a census of all the fat assed Puerto Rican gulls Rufus has been importing lately.  The fucker has no shame.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:45 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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red on red = good times

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:49 | Link to Comment Zap Powerz
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Kaiser,

I would not throw a party, that would be rude, unpatriotic and uncouth. As a refined gentleman myself I would throw a subtle soiree. We would serve 21 yr old scotch and have hookers for our gentlemanly pleasure.

Parties are for neaderthals.

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:50 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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the experiences of the last decade (or five) give a different vibe to the assassination of the powerful.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:54 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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I understand the sentiment, but consider... at least now we know where and who they are, and it's easier to keep an eye on them. Destroy D.C. and they(a/o their replacements) will just spread out(like pissing on a turd*).

[*I apologize for the gratuitous imagery.]

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:39 | Link to Comment boooyaaaah
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(NASB)Revelation 9:3-12
Then out of the smoke came locusts upon the earth, and power was given them, as the scorpions of the earth have power. [4] They were told not to hurt the grass of the earth, nor any green thing, nor any tree, but only the men who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. [5] And they were not permitted to kill anyone, but to torment for five months; and their torment was like the torment of a scorpion when it stings a man. [6] And in those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, and death flees from them. [7] The appearance of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle; and on their heads appeared to be crowns like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men. [8] They had hair like the hair of women, and their teeth were like the teeth of lions. [9] They had breastplates like breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots, of many horses rushing to battle. [10] They have tails like scorpions, and stings; and in their tails is their power to hurt men for five months. [11] They have as king over them, the angel of the abyss; his name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in the Greek he has the name Apollyon. [12] The first woe is past; behold, two woes are still coming after these things.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 13:28 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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You are correct, boooyaaaah:  Drones were 'described' in the bible.  Either the author was taken into the future or someone from the future revealed it to the author.

 

'One day is as a thousand years' perfectly describes the time elapsed on earth from the viewpoint of a spaceship travelling VERY rapidly.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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.

out of the smoke came locusts upon the earth. . .hurt. . .only the men who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. , ,their torment was like the torment of a scorpion when it stings a man. . .had breastplates like breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots. . .have tails like scorpions, and stings; and in their tails is their power to hurt men for five months

sounds like the swarms of mini-drones, capable of stinging their targets, and much praise did the military lads offer up. . .

dunno 'bout the "five months" thing, when does it start?

when does it end, sigh. . .

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:36 | Link to Comment Al Gorerhythm
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Improvised Aeronautical Explosive Device (IAED)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:07 | Link to Comment Daily Bail
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This is pretty decent from Comedy Central's The Kroll Show:

The Tough Life Of A U.S. Drone Pilot
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:24 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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How long before individual troops are droned that speak out publicly against the governments policies in respective combat zones.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:45 | Link to Comment Daily Bail
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It could get ugly with quickness.  So far the public doesn't seem to mind drones on home soil.  That won't change until the first innocent is killed here.  Then it will be a media circus and the backlash will start.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:13 | Link to Comment TPTB_r_TBTF
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The public? As in the sheeple?

 

So whatta the sheeple gonna do? Exercise their right of assembly? Their freedom of speech?

If the 'public' ever have a town-hall meeting against drones, then they need to be sure and burn some tires nearby, #21.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Believe it or not that is exactly what is happening as of late, public assembly and freedom of speech. Everyone thinks in 20th century terms. This is the 21st century. Public assembly is the internet and sites like this, reddit, other blogs and alternate news sites, even MSM news sites that allow commentary. The people are assembling in the comments sections and exerting a mass public opinion in a decentralized manner. Of course you won't hear about that in a centralized state media network. As those that are not flat out stupid tire of the lies in the matrix they will look outside it for answers. They can't control the whole thing, all they can do is try to hide the sections they don't want you to see through centralized access through sites like google that tailor (hide anything not wanted) to their biases. When they start doing blatant blocking of information sites like the do now for copyright protection i.e. sites like piratebay then you know the police state is on like donkey kong and they aren't interested in hiding it anymore.

 

Interestingly enough it is like a neural network. You can take out a few neurons here and there but the whole thing is now so interconnected, everything just reroutes accordingly based on the mass will of the people. Unless you shut the brain down you really can't control it's thoughts at this point only try to steer it in certain directions. Totaltarian control is impossible. You are almost looking at the beginning of a borg like brain that isn't organic but powered by the thoughts of people. It is like a true democracy in one sense without physical voting cards.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 13:01 | Link to Comment JR
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Agreed, Dewey Cheatum. Insightful roundup! The people want a revolt; they know that the government is oppressive; they know that the government is the enemy. The urgency for revolt is a growing thing. Here’s more grist for the patriot's mill:

Facebook Blocks Jon Rappoport’s Articles by Jon Rappoport
Jon Rappoport's Blog
 

Recently by Jon Rappoport: The Ruthless State of the Union: The Current Crime Boss Speaks

I became aware of the block and censorship a few days ago, soon after I wrote and published the article: Ruthless State of the Union: current crime boss speaks.”

That article was about Obama, and it was also about every president as far back as Nixon. It mainly described the absurdities implied by Obama’s vague notion that “we all have to work together.”

Readers began letting me know they couldn’t Facebook-share my articles. This became: no one could share any article that included: “jonrappoport.wordpress.com.”

As a reporter for 30 years, I know a little about the 1st Amendment. Criticizing the president, or the medical cartel, or any number of other institutions I’ve taken on is par for the course. If some Facebook readers are marking these articles spam or abusive, they should think again.

Lots of people these days believe it’s part of the game to try to censor their perceived opponents. “Why debate or even allow a different voice? Let’s just block it out.”

Blocking the FB posting of my article links could also be part of the Facebook management purge of political activists, particularly those who defend the 2nd Amendment and private gun ownership. This happened to a number of people at infowars.com last December, and it also happened at Natural News…

http://lewrockwell.com/rappoport/rappoport21.1.html

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 08:07 | Link to Comment JohnnyBriefcase
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It's cute that you think the media would be reporting any of that.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:59 | Link to Comment TheGardener
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Maybe it is just the usual traffic at this time of weekends
humor and relaxed reading. I up voted 7 comments I liked
and the green arrows would jump up TWO each time. Seven times in a row.

Happenstance,coincidence, enemy action....

Some entity stalking and encouraging me to say something
controversial once more, my gold card 2 votes-a-time membership, I gave it all away already anyway, why do I have to start a pub brawl AGAIN, you have been warned, drone out
this drunk !

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:52 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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/If it wouldn't interfere with some DOJ gun-running or CIA drug-running scam across the Mexican border, I'd be waiting for the story to break that DHS Drone Cowboys shot up some cartel crooks on the Mexican side of the border -- as a preemptive strike against a Clear & Present Danger.  Now that's a plan I could believe in.  Wouldn't that fix the illegal problem, if it didn't kibosh all those business models and shareholder profits that require slave labor from down south?  /sarc  ;-)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:35 | Link to Comment matrix2012
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phackingly hilarious clip!  look forward to seeing it be aired tor.rentwise...

+1

Kroll Show: Drones

The struggles of a Drone pilot in a time of warfare, as they serve their country while based on the ground, sitting at their computers

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/6xcleb/kroll-show-drones

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:48 | Link to Comment Al Gorerhythm
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Wonder if any will ever be awarded the purple heart?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:16 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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For spilling hot mochacinoon their lap...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:04 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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Untreated paper cuts can lead to serious infections.

Also, there's the ever-present danger of carpal tunnel syndrome...

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:57 | Link to Comment ImReady
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Too bad this came out after Dorner was toast.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:06 | Link to Comment Mr Pink
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23. Surround yourself with innocent women and children at all times.....wait ....that doesn't work!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:50 | Link to Comment Zap Powerz
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What if they are of the trible of judah?.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:38 | Link to Comment verum quod lies
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Bingo; but of course there would immediately be laws against even thinking about doing it.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:34 | Link to Comment Falconsixone
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So now the treasonous zionist commie owl shit eating satan jiz gargling purple robe wearing little boy butt fucking alemedia can say American terrorists out for the all powerful bbf governments cold blood are in direct connection with al-ciadaa leaders and horrible inhuman attacks are eminent.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:46 | Link to Comment Zap Powerz
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@CLIFFY,

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Smiley
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Funny how the most useful information comes from the most unlikely sources sometimes.

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 09:11 | Link to Comment hangemhigh
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whooda thunk it....em ragtop wogs and their iud’s befuddled the greatest fightin force of  free world heroes this mortal coil has ever seen by blowin up everything that moved……..then 'em same low tek terrorists told the ‘merkins what kinda home grown countermeasures to use ginst 'em imperial skynet drones……gotta wunder.......iz ’em ragtop wogs  john connor clones…???……….  

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 23:42 | Link to Comment yogibear
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We may have use these for the dones against US citizens.

It is possible to know the intention and the mission of the drone by using the Russian-made “sky grabber” device to infiltrate the drone’s waves and the frequencies. The device is available in the market for $2,595 and the one who operates it should be a computer-know-how.

amming of and confusing of electronic communication using old equipment and keeping them 24-hour running because of their strong frequencies and it is possible using simple ideas of deception of equipment to attract the electronic waves devices similar to that used by the Yugoslav army when they used the microwave (oven) in attracting and confusing the NATO missiles fitted with electromagnetic searching devices.
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:15 | Link to Comment buzzardsluck
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Clearly, only the 'enemy' needs these tips.

Do I really fucking need 'sarc' tabs?

 

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:17 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Exactly if that had anything that was not bullshit do you really think the Associated Press would have published it let alone any major U.S. media outlet.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:00 | Link to Comment matrix2012
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There are so many Propaganda 101 mouthpieces but i do esp luv those from the REUTERSthe ASSOCIATED PRESS and AFP.

This triumvirate is serving as the news aggregator, their syndicated news power make their lines penetrate every where in the local newspapers (printed and online) around the globe.

I do admire their giant squid far outreaching news planting around the globe, essentially emanating the truth on daily basis...

 

~~ Daily brain intake for the gentile!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:06 | Link to Comment Spigot
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Total story "plant" IMO. What else? Yeah, right, AP dingbat wandering round in some mud "hut" finds "secret enemy papers", furatively looks both ways, stuffs them in his shirt, later slips away in the night finds a "translator" in a squalid dung heap hut in the back alley of a bizzar, dishoards the documents. The game of negotiating a price for the translation by the one eyed wizzened old fart's American University educated nephew, the payoff. The translation by goat oil lamp... yeah, I'm seein' it all, just like its on the big screen, ya know??

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:27 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Yes, but it opens up all kinds of dialog at work place water coolers and coffee pots. Plus it reduces anxiety in the minds of cubicle dwellers about the dangers of "active shooters" and being too far away from their sissors.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:56 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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sounds like a scene out of one of this year's oscar nominees.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 15:31 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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Zero Dark Thirty is actually the IQ level required to believe their farce.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:16 | Link to Comment B-rock
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23.  Give up and buy some shit at the mall.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:19 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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24. Don't be brown..........

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:21 | Link to Comment duo
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or don't have a wedding and invite dozens of relatives....

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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They forgot "hide under a blanket in Mom's basement."

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:47 | Link to Comment PrintemDano
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Piss your pants.

Blow a whistle.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:50 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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If you see something like wet pissed pants, make sure you say something to Janet Napolitano.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

Now that's funny!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:28 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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If all else fails... FART in their general direction ~ it's the new universal sign of surrender...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 15:31 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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If you SEE Kate Hudson, SAY SOMETHING!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:10 | Link to Comment CaptainObvious
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Just tell the drone you're on the rag AND you have chlamydia, that'll discourage that drone strike.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:39 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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25. Wear burkas at all times.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:04 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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For women only. 

For men:  Wear 'towels' (turbans) and fake beards -- just like Jason Bourne when out in public.  Become a QCA (Quick-Change Artist), just to mess with TPTB.  ;-) 

Seriously... Probably not a good idea, as you'd be attracting more attention than avoiding it.  Being Bubba Vanilla is probably best.  Like those AmerRuskies in the new show "Americans".  Drives up their 'bandwidth' costs further.  Which is probably their true objective: QE^100 till it all collapses.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:15 | Link to Comment BurningFuld
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I'd go with blond wig and big fake boobies. No way they are going to blow that up.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 22:14 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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"Watch out for your cornhole, bud."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHjlM5A1jME&t=4s

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment DJ Happy Ending
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25. Get a job at 7-11 and watch your mouth.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:52 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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Al-qwack doesn't do squishies.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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or have an energy source

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:18 | Link to Comment nmewn
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"the Russian-made “Racal.”

Franchise opportunities.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:02 | Link to Comment moonstears
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Hey, my elderly neighbor has a "Rascal" power chair, got it off an info-mercial, "at virtually no cost to him"...using medicare supplemental insurance! Have to hook up with him when shit gets thick, guess they can outrun a droney plane? Who'd a thunk it? Maybe drone thinks you're disabled and moves on? Good info from the rag heads here.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:03 | Link to Comment UGrev
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DUDE!! just rub off the "S" and you're fucking golden!!!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:28 | Link to Comment moonstears
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He's forever riding "up and down" the driveway on that fuckin' thing...note to self : "Discuss neighborhood watch Captain opportunity with grouchy/drunken old Earle the Rascal power chair guy, oh, and removing "S" from product name badge on battery pack " lol.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:53 | Link to Comment UGrev
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I can see it now.. 

 

Spotter: DRONES!!!!

Random Guy:  EVERYONE!! DIVE ON EARLE!! DIVE ON EARLE!!!

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:54 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Just throw a hoodie on that elderly turd while shouting Travon and popin' a cap in that geyser's ass.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:04 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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the watch chairman

He'll be safe. Just tell him to avoid Reuters Journalists

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:57 | Link to Comment moonstears
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Zero Hedge having an impact: we've obviously alerted authorities with this thread (gonna go warn Earle, as I think this is where he got his anti drone power chair!!) lol... see:

http://news.yahoo.com/fbi-declares-war-scooter-store-165141419--finance....

 

p.s. I did not read this link prior to these posts, fuckin' funny stuff to come out on the same day we're jokin' on this, algorithms caught our thread and alerted the MAN?? NSA, NSA!! (sung to the tune of "USA, USA!!) lol. You can't make this shit up!

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:04 | Link to Comment nmewn
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lol...we need to retrofit it with ground to air capabilities ;-)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:10 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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So, let me see if I've got this:  Ride around in a rascal in a burka covered in reflective paint? Just drone me, bro.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:56 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Right...but don't forget the Coexist bumper sticker on the back ;-)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:27 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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.50 or .338 lapua or .308? also thermal imaging is pretty easy to defeat with a heavy wool blanket-learned that one from Taliban also.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:32 | Link to Comment DJ Happy Ending
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Any of those rounds at 6km are worthless against a moving target, especially at a high angle. These people are morons.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:35 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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are you DHS,CIA or Mossad-not that there is any difference

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:47 | Link to Comment DJ Happy Ending
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No, just a guy who knows that skeet shooting with a rifle is about as effective as a cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:49 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Indeed. Why try, resistance is futile, blah, blah, blah..........

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:30 | Link to Comment DJ Happy Ending
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Resistance is not futile, just be smart about it and don't waste resources.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:43 | Link to Comment Matt
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I wonder if a MASER capable of taking out a drone at ~6 Km would be feasible.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:15 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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"Who's a clever boy" then?  Now you're... cooking!

Rhetorical Q:  Ever wondered how the Serbian Army brought down a Stealth fighter in the 90's, and then gave it to the Russians? 

Directed beams traveling at the speed of light are such a bitch!  Set phasers on... ;-)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 13:27 | Link to Comment TheGardener
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Trial and error estimating speed shooting into forward air
got the billion dollar beast down. She must be there somewhere hold your fire way more forward as she is invincibly fast. Can`t see her, but she MUST be there. Hit ! WW1 and WW2 terrific hits had that feel to the target, felt at trigger time...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:22 | Link to Comment mt paul
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my D-8 cat

will bury anything,anywhere...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:45 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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all of the above  

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:48 | Link to Comment lasvegaspersona
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a 50 BMG that shoots 1 MOA (10  inch group at 1000 yards) is a very good (almost competition grade) rifle. They are big and heavy. I say NO WAY you could hit a moving target at ONE kilometer...at SIX????not possible even with luck. You could do some damage to anything on the ground for a few miles in the general direction of fire though.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:48 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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#4 does NOT stand up to basic ballistics.  The world record for a confirmed sniper kill is held by a Canadian soldier in Afghanistan.  As I recall, the distance was in the 3-4 km range. 

6 km?  Straight up?  LMAO!  Add the effect of going directly against gravity, and the only thing that will have holes is this part of the story.  You'd need AA (anti-aircraft) guns.  Probably 20 or 25 mm cal.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:19 | Link to Comment mrks
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2815 m with a .50 and 2475 with a .338 are the longest confirmed kills right now. Not even half of the distance, not at a steep upwards angle and most notably not towards a fast moving target.

Also, not using some old, banged up soviet-style sniper rifle, top of the hat distance guesswork and optics still made in the last century, but a whole bunch of specialized long-range support equipment like laser rangefinders, ballistic calculators, the finest scopes money can buy and most important, probably quite a bit of time to prepare the shot and years of extensive training and experience.

So, yeah... Using a sniper to hit a drone in the sky from 6 km away: not gonna happen anytime soon.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:09 | Link to Comment gwar5
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Nice.

 

For full elvish effect, can make Space blanket ($3) poncho. Sandwich wool blanket between space blanket inside and solar screen material on outside. Paint cammo, or incorporate fresh vegetation thereafter as part of DIY Ghillie suit. Doubles as small shelter.

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:51 | Link to Comment Anusocracy
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Build a replica of Air Force One alongside a golf course.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:19 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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Kidnap a black girl and tie her to a chair with Tiffany's bags around her.

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