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Al-Qaeda's 22 Tips For Evading Drones

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This document is one of several found by The Associated Press in buildings recently occupied by Al-Qaeda fighters in Timbuktu, Mali. Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed, apparently with God’s help, with the goal "of disabling the new strategy of the American army at the medium or long-range levels," through three methods: the formation of a public opinion to stand against the attacks, deterring of spies, and tactics of deception and blurring. These 22 tactics are as follows...

  1. It is possible to know the intention and the mission of the drone by using the Russian-made “sky grabber” device to infiltrate the drone’s waves and the frequencies. The device is available in the market for $2,595 and the one who operates it should be a computer-know-how.
  2. Using devices that broadcast frequencies or pack of frequencies to disconnect the contacts and confuse the frequencies used to control the drone. The Mujahideen have had successful experiments using the Russian-made “Racal.”
  3. Spreading the reflective pieces of glass on a car or on the roof of the building.
  4. Placing a group of skilled snipers to hunt the drone, especially the reconnaissance ones because they fly low, about six kilometers or less.
  5. Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using the ordinary water-lifting dynamo fitted with a 30-meter copper pole.
  6. Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using old equipment and keeping them 24-hour running because of their strong frequencies and it is possible using simple ideas of deception of equipment to attract the electronic waves devices similar to that used by the Yugoslav army when they used the microwave (oven) in attracting and confusing the NATO missiles fitted with electromagnetic searching devices.
  7. Using general confusion methods and not to use permanent headquarters.
  8. Discovering the presence of a drone through well-placed reconnaissance networks and to warn all the formations to halt any movement in the area.
  9. To hide from being directly or indirectly spotted, especially at night.
  10. To hide under thick trees because they are the best cover against the planes.
  11. To stay in places unlit by the sun such as the shadows of the buildings or the trees.
  12. Maintain complete silence of all wireless contacts.
  13. Disembark of vehicles and keep away from them especially when being chased or during combat.
  14. To deceive the drone by entering places of multiple entrances and exits.
  15. Using underground shelters because the missiles fired by these planes are usually of the fragmented anti-personnel and not anti-buildings type.
  16. To avoid gathering in open areas and in urgent cases, use building of multiple doors or exits.
  17. Forming anti-spies groups to look for spies and agents.
  18. Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.
  19. When discovering that a drone is after a car, leave the car immediately and everyone should go in different direction because the planes are unable to get after everyone.
  20. Using natural barricades like forests and caves when there is an urgent need for training or gathering.
  21. In frequently targeted areas, use smoke as cover by burning tires.
  22. As for the leaders or those sought after, they should not use communications equipment because the enemy usually keeps a voice tag through which they can identify the speaking person and then locate him.


In case there are any other tactics or deterring means, please add them here so that the benefit will be wider and I pray to God to save us from the American intrigues and turn these intrigues against them.

Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed

Date 15 Rajab, 1432 (Islamic calendar) corresponding to 17 June, 2011.


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Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:54 | 3269357 JOYFUL
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Worthless indeed, but not mirthless...!!!

this Abdullah bin Mohammed is clearly a skilled comedy writer, and probably looking for a way to break into the big time of Hollow-wood, via a little sabbatical he's taking from his more mundane assignments inside ME central command.

Who can blame him for wanting to be the next Sacha Baron Cohen...when you have such rich material as those hilarious ragheads in front of you every day?

Merikans in particular should regard this as an opportunity to revisit the halcyon days of stage[d] mass entertainment with our Arab brothers as foils...fathers can take their boys on a trip back to the golden days of their own youth - when another pseudonymously robed rogue ruled the ring ...

and Ed "the Sheik" sold out the Gardens and Cobo Center to awestruck aesthetes who thrilled to see the delicate pencil sketching and pyrotechnical sculpture work that this artist of arm-twisting would perform on the foreheads of his opponents, while the ref looked the other way.[Hmm, now that I think about it, maybe Ed went to Ft Bragg and begin another career as a premier US army trainer post-ring...the current crops of USA servicemen seem to be more comfortable with torturing and blowing up their foe than good ol mano a mano noble fightin!*]

At any rate, now that I have thought about it more, no way this is ALL worthless stuff @@//

Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.

I say we do just that ---on the grounds of the White House...maybe some greek stlyle statues and some of them blow up style rent boy dolls in hopes that the bathhouse boy inside will wander out in the night and get himself photographed in some kind of compromising position. Or at least fall in a ditch after risin blotto from cokesniffin in his Count Dracula coffin!

Then we can be rid of him and have a real gun nut like Biden in the Big House!

*indeed, for all his bluster and bravado, Eddie was kind of a big coward...he ran out of the ringfrom Lou Thesz in Chicago and hid under a bus...coming to a "Mid-East theatre" near you soon nuff!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:39 | 3269849 CH1
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Actually this document looks fake and may be more of a psyop

Isn't everything these days?

Fuck the state.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 04:06 | 3273367 Tompooz
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If there is nowhere any link to be found to the  Arabic original, I would tend to agree  with OWM.

"using the ordinary water-lifting dynamo fitted with a 30-meter copper pole." Huh? 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:35 | 3269347 Kirk2NCC1701
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They were our 'friends' before they became our enemies.  They were 'good' (Mujaheddin), before they turned on us and became 'bad' (AQ).  Just like Saddam Hussein, Noriega... etc were our 'friends' and 'allies' at one time.  /"Just say NO!", and see what & where that gets you. /sarc

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:11 | 3269384 Poor Grogman
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Don't forget CO2 ..

In the good old days that was considered quite useful stuff, essential even!

Now I believe it too has a war against it or has been made illegal or something. Or was that another part of the atmosphere?

Hell, so many things are either illegal or have a war against them I just can't keep up...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:48 | 3269412 A Nanny Moose
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Phytoplankton don't vote.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:54 | 3269490 cossack55
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Actually they have the last vote.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:48 | 3269664 DaveyJones
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along with the cockroach

oh wait, they're getting us there

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:51 | 3269548 Svendblaaskaeg
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" CO2 .....or has been made illegal or something..."

Not in Coca cola, only in nature, IPCC say it will kill the plants!!!


Sun, 02/24/2013 - 06:36 | 3269405 All Risk No Reward
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Amazing that the "head" of al CIA-duh are the one's controlling the Muppets piloting the drones!

Telling the truth is truly revolutionary in a world of lies!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:33 | 3269650 downrodeo
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forget that! halo baby! most of us lads have been training on how to fly and shoot since we were 10. seriously if video games aren't a training tool, they are at least a way to get us acclimated


1. save target as...

2. print

3. refer to information when you've gotten that hair-standing-up-on-the-back-of-your-neck feeling and see that little speck off in the distant sky...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:20 | 3268980 DoChenRollingBearing
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Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:25 | 3268992 disabledvet
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 05:14 | 3269501 cossack55
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Read the book!   KILL DECISION  by    Danial Suarez

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:09 | 3269724 francis_sawyer
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They left out the most obvious...


If the drones are up at 6 km... Hold your meetings at 7km altitude [at their "6 o'clock"]...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:21 | 3268985 kaiserhoff
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The enemy of my enemy...

If Al-Qaeda destroys DC next week, would you throw a party?

Not just a theoretical question.  I'm in FL taking a census of all the fat assed Puerto Rican gulls Rufus has been importing lately.  The fucker has no shame.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:45 | 3269175 icanhasbailout
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red on red = good times

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:49 | 3269292 Zap Powerz
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I would not throw a party, that would be rude, unpatriotic and uncouth. As a refined gentleman myself I would throw a subtle soiree. We would serve 21 yr old scotch and have hookers for our gentlemanly pleasure.

Parties are for neaderthals.


Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:50 | 3269297 jeff montanye
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the experiences of the last decade (or five) give a different vibe to the assassination of the powerful.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:54 | 3269668 Schmuck Raker
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I understand the sentiment, but consider... at least now we know where and who they are, and it's easier to keep an eye on them. Destroy D.C. and they(a/o their replacements) will just spread out(like pissing on a turd*).

[*I apologize for the gratuitous imagery.]

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:39 | 3269748 boooyaaaah
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(NASB)Revelation 9:3-12
Then out of the smoke came locusts upon the earth, and power was given them, as the scorpions of the earth have power. [4] They were told not to hurt the grass of the earth, nor any green thing, nor any tree, but only the men who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. [5] And they were not permitted to kill anyone, but to torment for five months; and their torment was like the torment of a scorpion when it stings a man. [6] And in those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, and death flees from them. [7] The appearance of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle; and on their heads appeared to be crowns like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men. [8] They had hair like the hair of women, and their teeth were like the teeth of lions. [9] They had breastplates like breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots, of many horses rushing to battle. [10] They have tails like scorpions, and stings; and in their tails is their power to hurt men for five months. [11] They have as king over them, the angel of the abyss; his name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in the Greek he has the name Apollyon. [12] The first woe is past; behold, two woes are still coming after these things.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 13:28 | 3269926 ZeroAvatar
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You are correct, boooyaaaah:  Drones were 'described' in the bible.  Either the author was taken into the future or someone from the future revealed it to the author.


'One day is as a thousand years' perfectly describes the time elapsed on earth from the viewpoint of a spaceship travelling VERY rapidly.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 16:05 | 3270152 Cathartes Aura
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out of the smoke came locusts upon the earth. . .hurt. . .only the men who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. , ,their torment was like the torment of a scorpion when it stings a man. . .had breastplates like breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots. . .have tails like scorpions, and stings; and in their tails is their power to hurt men for five months

sounds like the swarms of mini-drones, capable of stinging their targets, and much praise did the military lads offer up. . .

dunno 'bout the "five months" thing, when does it start?

when does it end, sigh. . .

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:36 | 3269027 Al Gorerhythm
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Improvised Aeronautical Explosive Device (IAED)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:07 | 3269229 Daily Bail
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This is pretty decent from Comedy Central's The Kroll Show:

The Tough Life Of A U.S. Drone Pilot
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:24 | 3269261 Pure Evil
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How long before individual troops are droned that speak out publicly against the governments policies in respective combat zones.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:45 | 3269304 Daily Bail
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It could get ugly with quickness.  So far the public doesn't seem to mind drones on home soil.  That won't change until the first innocent is killed here.  Then it will be a media circus and the backlash will start.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:13 | 3269460 TPTB_r_TBTF
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The public? As in the sheeple?


So whatta the sheeple gonna do? Exercise their right of assembly? Their freedom of speech?

If the 'public' ever have a town-hall meeting against drones, then they need to be sure and burn some tires nearby, #21.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:41 | 3269697 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Believe it or not that is exactly what is happening as of late, public assembly and freedom of speech. Everyone thinks in 20th century terms. This is the 21st century. Public assembly is the internet and sites like this, reddit, other blogs and alternate news sites, even MSM news sites that allow commentary. The people are assembling in the comments sections and exerting a mass public opinion in a decentralized manner. Of course you won't hear about that in a centralized state media network. As those that are not flat out stupid tire of the lies in the matrix they will look outside it for answers. They can't control the whole thing, all they can do is try to hide the sections they don't want you to see through centralized access through sites like google that tailor (hide anything not wanted) to their biases. When they start doing blatant blocking of information sites like the do now for copyright protection i.e. sites like piratebay then you know the police state is on like donkey kong and they aren't interested in hiding it anymore.


Interestingly enough it is like a neural network. You can take out a few neurons here and there but the whole thing is now so interconnected, everything just reroutes accordingly based on the mass will of the people. Unless you shut the brain down you really can't control it's thoughts at this point only try to steer it in certain directions. Totaltarian control is impossible. You are almost looking at the beginning of a borg like brain that isn't organic but powered by the thoughts of people. It is like a true democracy in one sense without physical voting cards.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 13:01 | 3269875 JR
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Agreed, Dewey Cheatum. Insightful roundup! The people want a revolt; they know that the government is oppressive; they know that the government is the enemy. The urgency for revolt is a growing thing. Here’s more grist for the patriot's mill:

Facebook Blocks Jon Rappoport’s Articles by Jon Rappoport
Jon Rappoport's Blog

Recently by Jon Rappoport: The Ruthless State of the Union: The Current Crime Boss Speaks

I became aware of the block and censorship a few days ago, soon after I wrote and published the article: Ruthless State of the Union: current crime boss speaks.”

That article was about Obama, and it was also about every president as far back as Nixon. It mainly described the absurdities implied by Obama’s vague notion that “we all have to work together.”

Readers began letting me know they couldn’t Facebook-share my articles. This became: no one could share any article that included: “jonrappoport.wordpress.com.”

As a reporter for 30 years, I know a little about the 1st Amendment. Criticizing the president, or the medical cartel, or any number of other institutions I’ve taken on is par for the course. If some Facebook readers are marking these articles spam or abusive, they should think again.

Lots of people these days believe it’s part of the game to try to censor their perceived opponents. “Why debate or even allow a different voice? Let’s just block it out.”

Blocking the FB posting of my article links could also be part of the Facebook management purge of political activists, particularly those who defend the 2nd Amendment and private gun ownership. This happened to a number of people at infowars.com last December, and it also happened at Natural News…


Sat, 02/23/2013 - 08:07 | 3269600 JohnnyBriefcase
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It's cute that you think the media would be reporting any of that.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:59 | 3269789 TheGardener
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Maybe it is just the usual traffic at this time of weekends
humor and relaxed reading. I up voted 7 comments I liked
and the green arrows would jump up TWO each time. Seven times in a row.

Happenstance,coincidence, enemy action....

Some entity stalking and encouraging me to say something
controversial once more, my gold card 2 votes-a-time membership, I gave it all away already anyway, why do I have to start a pub brawl AGAIN, you have been warned, drone out
this drunk !

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:52 | 3269417 Kirk2NCC1701
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/If it wouldn't interfere with some DOJ gun-running or CIA drug-running scam across the Mexican border, I'd be waiting for the story to break that DHS Drone Cowboys shot up some cartel crooks on the Mexican side of the border -- as a preemptive strike against a Clear & Present Danger.  Now that's a plan I could believe in.  Wouldn't that fix the illegal problem, if it didn't kibosh all those business models and shareholder profits that require slave labor from down south?  /sarc  ;-)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:35 | 3269446 matrix2012
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phackingly hilarious clip!  look forward to seeing it be aired tor.rentwise...


Kroll Show: Drones

The struggles of a Drone pilot in a time of warfare, as they serve their country while based on the ground, sitting at their computers



Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:48 | 3269454 Al Gorerhythm
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Wonder if any will ever be awarded the purple heart?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:16 | 3269561 francis_sawyer
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For spilling hot mochacinoon their lap...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:04 | 3269623 Pool Shark
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Untreated paper cuts can lead to serious infections.

Also, there's the ever-present danger of carpal tunnel syndrome...


Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:57 | 3269204 ImReady
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Too bad this came out after Dorner was toast.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:06 | 3269224 Mr Pink
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23. Surround yourself with innocent women and children at all times.....wait ....that doesn't work!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:50 | 3269296 Zap Powerz
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What if they are of the trible of judah?.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:38 | 3269448 verum quod lies
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Bingo; but of course there would immediately be laws against even thinking about doing it.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:34 | 3269276 Falconsixone
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So now the treasonous zionist commie owl shit eating satan jiz gargling purple robe wearing little boy butt fucking alemedia can say American terrorists out for the all powerful bbf governments cold blood are in direct connection with al-ciadaa leaders and horrible inhuman attacks are eminent.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:46 | 3269289 Zap Powerz
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:50 | 3269763 Smiley
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Funny how the most useful information comes from the most unlikely sources sometimes.

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 09:11 | 3270794 hangemhigh
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whooda thunk it....em ragtop wogs and their iud’s befuddled the greatest fightin force of  free world heroes this mortal coil has ever seen by blowin up everything that moved……..then 'em same low tek terrorists told the ‘merkins what kinda home grown countermeasures to use ginst 'em imperial skynet drones……gotta wunder.......iz ’em ragtop wogs  john connor clones…???……….  

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 23:42 | 3270933 yogibear
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We may have use these for the dones against US citizens.

It is possible to know the intention and the mission of the drone by using the Russian-made “sky grabber” device to infiltrate the drone’s waves and the frequencies. The device is available in the market for $2,595 and the one who operates it should be a computer-know-how.

amming of and confusing of electronic communication using old equipment and keeping them 24-hour running because of their strong frequencies and it is possible using simple ideas of deception of equipment to attract the electronic waves devices similar to that used by the Yugoslav army when they used the microwave (oven) in attracting and confusing the NATO missiles fitted with electromagnetic searching devices.
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:15 | 3268970 buzzardsluck
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Clearly, only the 'enemy' needs these tips.

Do I really fucking need 'sarc' tabs?



Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:17 | 3269119 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Exactly if that had anything that was not bullshit do you really think the Associated Press would have published it let alone any major U.S. media outlet.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:00 | 3269456 matrix2012
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There are so many Propaganda 101 mouthpieces but i do esp luv those from the REUTERSthe ASSOCIATED PRESS and AFP.

This triumvirate is serving as the news aggregator, their syndicated news power make their lines penetrate every where in the local newspapers (printed and online) around the globe.

I do admire their giant squid far outreaching news planting around the globe, essentially emanating the truth on daily basis...


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