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Al-Qaeda's 22 Tips For Evading Drones

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This document is one of several found by The Associated Press in buildings recently occupied by Al-Qaeda fighters in Timbuktu, Mali. Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed, apparently with God’s help, with the goal "of disabling the new strategy of the American army at the medium or long-range levels," through three methods: the formation of a public opinion to stand against the attacks, deterring of spies, and tactics of deception and blurring. These 22 tactics are as follows...

  1. It is possible to know the intention and the mission of the drone by using the Russian-made “sky grabber” device to infiltrate the drone’s waves and the frequencies. The device is available in the market for $2,595 and the one who operates it should be a computer-know-how.
  2. Using devices that broadcast frequencies or pack of frequencies to disconnect the contacts and confuse the frequencies used to control the drone. The Mujahideen have had successful experiments using the Russian-made “Racal.”
  3. Spreading the reflective pieces of glass on a car or on the roof of the building.
  4. Placing a group of skilled snipers to hunt the drone, especially the reconnaissance ones because they fly low, about six kilometers or less.
  5. Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using the ordinary water-lifting dynamo fitted with a 30-meter copper pole.
  6. Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using old equipment and keeping them 24-hour running because of their strong frequencies and it is possible using simple ideas of deception of equipment to attract the electronic waves devices similar to that used by the Yugoslav army when they used the microwave (oven) in attracting and confusing the NATO missiles fitted with electromagnetic searching devices.
  7. Using general confusion methods and not to use permanent headquarters.
  8. Discovering the presence of a drone through well-placed reconnaissance networks and to warn all the formations to halt any movement in the area.
  9. To hide from being directly or indirectly spotted, especially at night.
  10. To hide under thick trees because they are the best cover against the planes.
  11. To stay in places unlit by the sun such as the shadows of the buildings or the trees.
  12. Maintain complete silence of all wireless contacts.
  13. Disembark of vehicles and keep away from them especially when being chased or during combat.
  14. To deceive the drone by entering places of multiple entrances and exits.
  15. Using underground shelters because the missiles fired by these planes are usually of the fragmented anti-personnel and not anti-buildings type.
  16. To avoid gathering in open areas and in urgent cases, use building of multiple doors or exits.
  17. Forming anti-spies groups to look for spies and agents.
  18. Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.
  19. When discovering that a drone is after a car, leave the car immediately and everyone should go in different direction because the planes are unable to get after everyone.
  20. Using natural barricades like forests and caves when there is an urgent need for training or gathering.
  21. In frequently targeted areas, use smoke as cover by burning tires.
  22. As for the leaders or those sought after, they should not use communications equipment because the enemy usually keeps a voice tag through which they can identify the speaking person and then locate him.

 

In case there are any other tactics or deterring means, please add them here so that the benefit will be wider and I pray to God to save us from the American intrigues and turn these intrigues against them.

Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed

Date 15 Rajab, 1432 (Islamic calendar) corresponding to 17 June, 2011.

 

Full pdf here

 

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Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:09 | 3269322 seek
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I have thermal, and this will work.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:01 | 3269214 Falconsixone
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also thermal imaging those 4"x 4" space blankets you put in you glovebox packets made in to poncho.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:29 | 3269000 villainvomit
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Don't Drone Me Bro !  Unbelievable what this country is turning into.  PrezzO fake crying over alleged 20 child deaths at the Hoax while over 4000 deaths by drone ???? AYFKM ?  F U Sotero.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:30 | 3269004 otto skorzeny
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+1 for "alleged"

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:16 | 3269563 Svendblaaskaeg
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Child Casualties As a Result of U.S. Drone Strikes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zf8bnYF-WxE

178 children in Pakistan and Yemen

my tag for the link:

drones, obama, hypocrite, nobel price, fascism

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:31 | 3269577 overmedicatedun...
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TD recent letters from .gov to some of our vets....gun owners alert.

"How would you feel if you received a letter from the U.S. Government informing you that because of a physical or mental condition that the government says you have it is proposing to rule that you are incompetent to handle your own financial affairs? Suppose that letter also stated that the government is going to appoint a stranger to handle your affairs for you at your expense? That would certainly be scary enough but it gets worse.

What if that letter also stated: “A determination of incompetency will prohibit you from purchasing, possessing, receiving, or transporting a firearm or ammunition. If you knowingly violate any of these prohibitions, you may be fined, imprisoned, or both pursuant to the Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act, Pub.L.No. 103-159, as implemented at 18, United States Code 924(a)(2).”?

That makes is sound like something right from a documentary on a tyrannical dictatorship somewhere in the world. Yet, as I write this I have a copy of such a letter right in front of me. It is being sent by the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs to hundreds, perhaps thousands, of America’s heroes. In my capacity as Executive Director of the United States Justice Foundation (USJF) I have been contacted by some of these veterans and the stories I am getting are appalling."

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 08:00 | 3269595 nmewn
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+1

Saw that...apparently the bureacrats now believe themselves to be above the law.

Oh, wait ;-)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 16:34 | 3270206 Cathartes Aura
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there was bound to be "blowback" from almost half of new vets applying for disability payments.

if anyone should know how tight the system webs can be, it would be a "vet" - hardly surprising that those who seek support for such things as PTSD are also being targeted for increased survelliance, and less "rights" to carry arms.  most on gov bennies realise they are infected with parasites, aka gov drones, working for the hive mind. . .

(this is not an opinion, mine or otherwise, merely an observation from the overlord perspective)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 18:55 | 3270426 nmewn
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Well, its true that when one joins the military they must leave (suspend) some rights and leave them at the door, so to speak. It's also true that government has this odd proclivity for "testing" whatever social experiment they have dreamed up in academia on them, first, before trying it out on the general population.

Vets are aware of this, especially old timers.

However, once you are out, all your rights (as civilians know them) are restored...to include and not limited to...a court order stating (after weighing evidence in a court of law) that someone is mentally unfit to own a firearm or even care for themselves. It would seem to me, being logical and bolting down their ridiculous gun grabbing path, they would not want them in society at all, possessing gasoline, diesel, fertilizer, cars or anything else that can be used to harm. Or the knowledge of how to convert these items into death.

If they were, of course, truly "mentally unstable". I don't believe this bullshit is what its about though.

But, it gets down to this, it's a matter of the judicial process and constitutional law, not some flavor of the year bureaucratic whim. An American citizen cannot be deprived of life, liberty or property without due process of law.

If they are going to go down this road we had all (including leftards) better start sharpening the knives ;-)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 19:24 | 3270466 Cathartes Aura
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I guess the point I'm making is if one signs on the .gov dotted line to offer up service, or benefit from .gov services of the dole-ish kind, then one might want to be aware that some measure of personal sovereignty is being surrendered.

anyone who doesn't fully understand this is a lesson waiting to happen.

dance with the devil. . .

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 19:50 | 3270504 nmewn
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Understood.

They don't have to avail themselves of the VA though. I lived next to a WWII vet who refused to use it, swore up & down they were some of the worst doctors on the planet...being government doctors I supposed. He was a Navy gunner, a Catalina if I remember right.

But as I said, whatever sovereignty "suspended" is done for the term of their service only. All rights revert back when they come back out as civilians again. Otherwise the military (and the state itself by extension) would be in the preposterous position of saying some of their men (and women) in uniform can "legally" possess/own a gun during its ordered missions but not sane enough carry one at home ;-)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 22:18 | 3270751 Cathartes Aura
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the point I'm making extends to non-military, to anyone who applies for government benefits - not just those who signed up for a job & post-bennies via military.  if one gives information to the government for the purposes of receiving something from the government, one should be prepared for being subjected to their webs of information sharing.  this particularly applies to anyone using mind-pharma, which is one in ten amrkns right now, apparently.

just so I'm clear, I'm not advocating any position, merely pointing to issues bringing up reactions.

from the linked article,

Think about it, the men and women who have laid their lives on the line to defend us and our Constitution are now having their own Constitutional rights denied.

this is a traditional way of viewing reality, in desperate need of an upgrade to the truth.  perhaps some of what is happening now will assist that upgrade.

IMO.

 

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 09:43 | 3271292 nmewn
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Ahhh, yes. I get you now.

if one gives information to the government for the purposes of receiving something from the government, one should be prepared for being subjected to their webs of information sharing.

For years & years people would look at me as some sort of "radical"...some "weirdo rabble rouser", some paranoid schizophrenic even, when I told them I stood by my right to NOT give out my SS number or any other personal information just because some idiot, gum snapping store clerk or some local/state clerk functionary asked for it.

My pat question back to them...or anyone who was not my employer or tax preparer or IRS agent was..."Why are you asking for my federal tax ID number?"

Back in the day, "the asker" knew perfectly well they were treading on thin ice just for asking. They knew the number or any other personal information that was not required was an attempt to pry unneeded or unrequired information from the one standing in front of them.

I feel somewhat vindicated these days (with the advent of the inter-connectedness between corporation & state) and a small sense of generational pride that some of the younger folks among us have also found their spine...the ability to question authority...to just say NO!

For the ones who are meeker or less confrontational...I would advise...just lie to them. Afterall, they are asking for the info under false pretense, whether the clerk in front of you knows it or not. You're not lying to him/her...you're lying to "the machine" that forces the clerk to ask, at risk of their job.

It is no more immoral or unethical to do this than it is to le to the knife weilding thief who has you at a disadvantage in traffic. Yes Mr.Thief, my wallet is right here under the seat.

As you're reaching down there and producing, not a wallet...but your gun ;-)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:29 | 3269002 Whiner
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Page Two. 23. "Go outside and shout 'AllaAhkbar' while pointing upward middle finger. Most satisfying. Go directly to paradise to your promised twenty virgins and six ruddy cheeked boys... And hash-heesh! Ees very goohd!"

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:38 | 3269035 kaiserhoff
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According to the latest German scholarship, this was mistranslated in the middle ages, and the error was brought forward in successive copies.

It is NOT 76 dark eyed virgins.  What you get is 76 plump raisins.  Carry on;)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:16 | 3269245 ZeroAvatar
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76 'Virginians'.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:40 | 3269283 GMadScientist
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Like he said. Plump raisins.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:02 | 3269314 jeff montanye
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that's boca raton.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:21 | 3269365 Kirk2NCC1701
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It's "figs", not 'raisins'.  And you know what a 'fig' is a metaphor for, don't you?  Think of an Italian plum, with the part down the middle.

In any case... if you think it through:  Where is the attraction of trading sex later for sex now?  Notice that only the dumb ones are used historically as cannon fodder by all leaders, despots and totalitarian scum (secular or religious).  Oh, and they then give them the cost-free and labor-free label of 'Heroes' or 'Saints'.  Yeah! 

How's that line go from Johnny Hates Jazz?  "I don't want to be a hero... I don't want to die for you...".

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:30 | 3269003 toys for tits
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All we need is 10 story copper pole. Probably so the drone can fly into it.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:30 | 3269007 magpie
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What - no wires and barrage balloons ?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:46 | 3269061 kaiserhoff
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Can't help but wonder what a localized, targeted EMP would do to those Mofos.

Hey Junior.  Got your science project right here.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:45 | 3269176 Acidtest Dummy
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And kites with glass embeded string. (A traditional favorite)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:32 | 3269012 syntaxterror
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Good tips for living here in the police state. Thanks for the heads up.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:33 | 3269013 ABG LINE
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Allahu Akbar.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:32 | 3269193 Bad Attitude
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Doesn't "Allahu Akbar" mean "off with their heads." In all the beheading videos, they say "Allahu Akbar" and then start chopping.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:36 | 3269022 Cabreado
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Certainly the malleability of humans meets up with the controlling variety, and there will be chaos.

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:40 | 3269034 MrX
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the NSA is already monitoring this thread very intensely.

luckily I am monitoring them with the help of my Chinese buddy. 

http://www.myspace.com/philiacband

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:45 | 3269057 ebworthen
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If they are monitoring us armchair patriots they are dumber than I thought.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:48 | 3269064 MrX
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dude, don't piss them off.  I think I hear a plane already, and the snowstorm has covered the reflective material on my roof.  gotta go

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:49 | 3269294 Teamtc321
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Good point. I'm going to go drink a 12 pack, then crawl up on the snow covered roof and take a horse piss spelling...........

 

>>>>>>>>     DONT DRONE ME BRO!!     <<<<<<<<

 

<<<<<<< HE WENT THAT WAY NUT SACK <<<<<<<<<

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:12 | 3269631 Pope Clement
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:01 | 3269372 Kirk2NCC1701
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LMFAO.  Almost fell out of my chair.  Good one!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:39 | 3269036 americanspirit
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At least somebody is trying to take action against the global terrorist network operated by the US. Yes, the US is the terrorist. Anybody been to a wedding in Afghanistan lately?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:40 | 3269040 GubbermintWorker
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Is there any hope with this shit? There are States that are waking up, but will the Federal Gov't yet again hold the States hostage to subsidies?

 

http://www.npr.org/2013/02/22/172696814/as-police-drones-take-off-washin...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:00 | 3269091 nmewn
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We're pushing back down here too.

But you gotta watch em like a hawk (pardon the pun...lol)...watch ALL state senators...they will try to slide in "law enforcement exemptions" for crowd control while making it seem like they are for the people by screaming "we will not be surveilled!!!".

They're pretty slimey.

Related:

...a ban on traffic cams passed through House committie down here...will probably die in the Senate because of the "revenue" ie...Highway Robbery...it brings into the state of Florida.

"I know what safety is," said Rep. Daphne Campbell, a Miami Democrat who is sponsoring the bill, after citing her experience as an emergency room nurse. "This law is strictly revenue-driven."

The state gets $83 of each $158 fine. That amounted to $51 million in the last full budget year. Local governments and camera contractors get the rest.

In the fiscal year ending last June, 73 agencies gave out nearly 1 million citations for violations at 404 intersections fitted with red light cameras, according to a state survey. Those agencies reported a 41 percent decline in rear-end collisions and 44 percent drop in side-impact crashes.

Local officials insist their cities and counties aren't getting rich on the fines. Kathy Russell, a lobbyist for Orlando, said that over a two year span her city collected $6.1 million in fines but netted only $300,000 after paying the state's share, the contractor that provides and operates the cameras and related expenses.

The attempted repeal is the third in as many years since the law was passed in 2010. The House narrowly passed a repeal bill in 2011, but it never got a floor vote in the Senate. Repeal bills failed to get out of committee in both chambers last year.

The Economic Affairs Committee voted 10-8 for the bill, which is on a fast track in the House with only one more committee stop — Appropriations — before a possible floor vote. It may have problems in the Senate, though, were no similar legislation yet has been filed.

http://www.chron.com/news/article/Florida-House-panel-OKs-red-light-camera-repeal-4278654.php

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:31 | 3269145 Things that go bump
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Maybe people ought to take the matter into their own hands. Would paintball guns work?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:33 | 3269274 Terrorist
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Quiet drive by
Agulia Super Colibri

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 08:26 | 3269611 nmewn
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Yeah...but I was thinking (theoretically) something more permanent.

Hypothetically of course, because I would never EVER advocate criminal vandalism against a private company making arrangements with state and local governments to use OUR PROPERTY as a platform to extract funds for itself and government from the PROPERTY OWNERS THEMSELVES...meaning us, the public...

...a pellet gun would work as well (quieter), as they would have to be replaced instead of just cleaned and they are all wired down through concrete boxes embedded in the sidewalk then over to the traffic box (usually silver colored) sitting at the intersection somewhere which also controls the red lights...then on back to Orwell Central Command.

All just hypothetical, of course ;-)

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:56 | 3269864 Calmyourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgesAK5H3iU

Most folks just give them the South African necklace treatment.. 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 16:04 | 3270149 TheFourthStooge-ing
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nmewn, speaking hypothetically, said:

...a pellet gun would work as well (quieter), as they would have to be replaced instead of just cleaned

The Vandalised Gatsos site was inspirational. Sadly, it has been down for a few months (no idea why, or if it's permanently down). However, the Internet Archive does have one of the pages (with many photos) archived:

http://web.archive.org/web/20121010075457/http://www.speedcam.co.uk/gats...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 19:02 | 3270436 nmewn
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Yes, its good to know the struggle against oppression is international.

And I gotta say...you have given me hours of enjoyment in your interactions with our resident Chi-Com lobbyist AnyMouse. I really don't know how you do it, crawling around inside his head like that, I couldn't...lol.

Well done sir! ;-)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:50 | 3269189 GubbermintWorker
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Wow! Sounds like some palms getting greased there!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:06 | 3269319 DaveyJones
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I find none of their slime pretty

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:34 | 3269346 willwork4food
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It would look mighty pretty drippin' from a tree...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:40 | 3269041 gwar5
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In the USA, citizens can go to any one of the following drone-free zones:

 

Local mosque,

Communist party HQ,

Union HQ,

NBPP HQ,

Mexican restaurants

Local democrat party HQ

 

Hot spots to avoid approaching:

Banks

 

 

 

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:43 | 3269049 ebworthen
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I am struck by the reasoned calm intelligence in this document.

It doesn't sound like someone wanting to kill, but to survive and protect themselves.

No, I don't condone Jihadists killing innocents, but I am ashamed by American drones killing innocents and even "combatants" in countries where we have no troops and have not declared war.

We never should have gone to war in the Middle East, a waste of life and has only added fuel to the fire.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:01 | 3269096 cynicalskeptic
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But...but... we've ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia  

We have to be at war with SOMEONE to justify the CIA, NSA, etc. and a military budget larger than the rest of the world combined   Go back to Ike's farewell address - sadly what he warned against has come to pass.   Keep in mind these were warnings from a GENERAL who knew war personally, not some chickenhawk who reveled in the use of force, who sees war as 'politics by other means'

 

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article5407.htm

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:11 | 3269325 jeff montanye
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re: in countries where we have no troops and have not declared war.

the u.s. hasn't declared war since 1941 but it has troops in over 150 countries.

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2012/04/us/table.military.troops/

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:44 | 3269053 billwilson
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Funniest jihadi movie - 4 Lions http://youtu.be/Ew-SrlQ9tlI

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:44 | 3269054 palmereldritch
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Al Qaeda's 22 tips from the AP rebroadcast on the 22nd.

Given AP and Reuter's clear penchant for the number 33 in so many of their headlines citing bombing and war casualties...do they secretly long for a month with 33 days?

One can only suspect, we amuse them....

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:22 | 3269126 Bandit und Buster
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33 IS a favored Illuminati number...FWIW.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:09 | 3269206 palmereldritch
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You have a BINGO*!

* I presume the Illuminati themselves don't play formal BINGO.  Why would they when the world is their playground?....

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:59 | 3269308 GMadScientist
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Sure they do.

Brazil India Nepal Ghana Oman

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:12 | 3269324 palmereldritch
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And don't forget today's ultimate Bingo markers....Asteroids!!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 16:39 | 3270215 Cathartes Aura
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hahahhh, nice one, thanks for the visual.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:59 | 3269208 Pure Evil
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It's the highest office you can hold in the Masons, publicly anyway.

 

33 degree Masons

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:53 | 3269301 Zap Powerz
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Back in the day  of D & D I became a 35th level paladin. I could kill demigods.  Fuckin awesome times.  Then I found how great pussy was.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:07 | 3269320 palmereldritch
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'Cause there's no pussy like Argumentum ad hominem pussy.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:38 | 3269541 RafterManFMJ
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Back in the day  of D & D I became a 35th level paladin. I could kill demigods.  Fuckin awesome times.  Then I found how great pussy was.

 

Sure you did. I make my wisdom check and disbelieve.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 16:49 | 3270221 Cathartes Aura
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hah, so spending all day on ZH (your D & D substitute) gets you pussy?

who knew?  I thought most of the posters were middle aged dudes, just like gamers.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:47 | 3269062 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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The fact that it is the Associated Press that is publishing this story makes it suspect right from the get go. It looks like blatant disinformation.

Just use a little bit of critical thinking here.

Take these two for example

4. Placing a group of skilled snipers to hunt the drone, especially the reconnaissance ones because they fly low, about six kilometers or less.

Lets do some basic math.

1 km = 1000 meters so 6 km = 6000 meters

The gun people can correct me here but my understanding is sniper rifles only have a max range of about 2,000 to 2,300 meters depending upon the cartridge used.

14. To deceive the drone by entering places of multiple entrances and exits.

Does anyone in their right mind think the operator of the drone that is not doing survelliance is going to care. They will just level the building.

I can debunk more of these but some should be obvious.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:54 | 3269079 MrX
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no way in hell any human can make that shot.  I watched that Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch documentary on Netflicks. 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:26 | 3269133 gwar5
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I agree. AP is probably putting this out so DHS traitors can get internet feedback from American citizens whom they consider the enemy, not their employers. 

 

But I think this item refers to low flying recon drones which may be surveilling transport roads where shooters may be on adjacent high hill ground. Would be hard not to try, unless you're low on ammo...

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:36 | 3269149 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Let us work under the assumption the military is not stupid enough to fly these (the large drones) low enough for survelliance or otherwise were they could be shot down with small arms fire period. They sure as hell are not talking about the ones that are like equivalent of remote control helicopters your kids would play with. The 6 km flight height is a dead giveaway they are referring to the large drones.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 09:29 | 3269646 spanish inquisition
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I think the key to this is they have mentioned Russian tech twice. Looks like they are laying groundwork to link Russia to AQ.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:39 | 3269582 Svendblaaskaeg
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"Lets do some basic math.

1 km = 1000 meters so 6 km = 6000 meters"

.50 SMG to drone: please stay put and I will be there in about 7 seconds..

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:49 | 3269068 Savyindallas
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bullshit  disinformation   -probably. Al Quada is the most reliable Division of CIA/MI6/Mossad.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:54 | 3269076 RideTheWalrus
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The next-gen 'smart drones' are fitted with special optics which can directly target only the people who are jealous of our freedoms, while leaving those who don't really want to be involved safe and sound.
The Pentagon is advising Pakistani brides to make sure no one at their wedding is jealous as that may give false-positives in which case the Pentagon will NOT be responsible if they confuse jealous bridesmaids for a Taliban training camp.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:56 | 3269081 booboo
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who needs drones when your neighbors, bankers and children's teachers are being groomed to be rats for Uncle Sugar.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:10 | 3269109 Muppet
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To avoid a drone?  Wear a hat.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:31 | 3269272 CaptainObvious
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I'm going to skip the whole hat thing and just spray paint a bullseye on my head.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:49 | 3269293 Falconsixone
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maybe a Dick Chaney skullcap wig with a dbl barrel over the shoulder and a bird bag with a pheasant or two sticking out?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:00 | 3269309 Zap Powerz
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I use the force to avoid drones.

I say: "I am not the person these drones are looking for."

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:11 | 3269110 PUD
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Do understand that radical fundamental islam would like nothing more than your head to play soccer with. Do understand that that it is either them or you. Debate all you wish how this came to be but understand that you cannot win their hearts or their irrational delusional minds and they are to be hunted down like religious murdering vermin or they'll hunt you down. Debate the tactics if you like but do not fool yourself about the nature of this enemy that will not stop until their way of life prevails over everyone and everything or until all dissenters are dead.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:25 | 3269129 Bandit und Buster
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About the same can be said of the Zionists!

www.synagoguerising.com

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:09 | 3269321 Falconsixone
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Yep.

 

The zionist fucking US military kills more Americans everyday than the evil muslim horde by far.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:38 | 3269131 Pure Evil
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Of course, that's why the US imports them by the thousands every year.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-01-27-1Amuslim27_ST_N.htm

And, why wouldn't they want them as citizens? They fit right into the current DHS paradigm, they hate the US Constitution, they don't believe in the Bill of Rights or any type of liberty, they're used to living in a military police state, and as a sheeple they're pretty easy to manipulate, just defame the Koran and watch them go on a rampage.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:35 | 3269160 Things that go bump
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USA! USA! USA!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:40 | 3269167 Pure Evil
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Sen. McCain: Ok, everybody sing, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran...............

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:19 | 3269335 jeff montanye
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:41 | 3269169 Selah
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Do understand that our "president" was raised as a Muslim.

 

Everything you wrote makes total sense.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:50 | 3269295 Demologos
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Mr. PUD, you aren't on this site peddling the "all muslims want to kill us" bullshit, are you?  Al Qaeda is a creation of US, British, Israeli and Saudi intelligence.  The vast majority of muslims want to be left alone to live their lives.  The fact that we use artificial groups to whip up a militant minority is just a way of creating more enemies to scare people like you, which in turn boosts the "defense" budgets of the four referenced entities and NATO.  Its a full-employment program for the military industrial complex and allows the Congress to look like he-men going after the muslim threat while acting like pussies in the face of the bankster's looting operation.

The US, and the other referenced entities are funding, through their surrogates in Qatar, Baharain, Turkey and UAE, the very terrorists who were killing our soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan just a few months  ago.  Yes, Mr. PUD, your taxes are buying weaponry for the numbskulls you are afraid want to kill you.  They are numbskulls since they don't get that the Muslim Brotherhood is a fully-owned subsidiary of the CIA.  And it is entirely possible that Mr. Brennan, the likely new head of the CIA, is a muslim convert, of the militant kind.

So keep pounding your dick (PUD=dick) on the table while screaming about how the muslims "will not stop until their way of life prevails over everyone".  When in reality, the bankster faction of the CIA won't stop until their way of life prevails over everyone.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:24 | 3269338 jeff montanye
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and don't forget the pernicious israeli settlers (who killed the only israeli government official assassinated in the history of the country).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Yitzhak_Rabin

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:57 | 3269307 Falconsixone
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I'll take my chances. Now all you have to do is talk all the governments into taking the rest of the millenium off.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 19:57 | 3270509 TheGardener
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" all you have to do is talk all the governments into taking the rest of the millenium off "

No, please no ! That would be another dark ages, no mayor
conquests and other news from a peaceful peasantry with
benevolent aristocratic leadership on a local level !

No natural order, no , never , no monarchy that derives
from the best of aristocratic heroic action, no please
give me some democratic help ...

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 08:03 | 3269596 booboo
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"Debate the tactics if you like but do not fool yourself about the nature of this enemy that will not stop until their way of life prevails over everyone and everything or until all dissenters are dead."

Then I must ask, why is it that western governments are going out of thier way to allow hoards of them into our countries, feed them the grain seed stock from your childrens treasury and give them preferential treatment when getting schooling and jobs?

Don't tell me because I know. Government is there to create conflict, their main job in everything thy do is to create conflict, conflict at home, abroad, in your schools, in law. Examine EVERYTHING they do, they create conflict. Why? Because they have a monopoly on resolving conflict. They create it, the people beg for a resolution to conflict and boom, in steps GOVERNMENT, big daddy, uncle sugar, to change your diaper, wipe your ass, "Fix Immigration" when it was the government that was the guard at the border that let them in, put the bad mooslim on the plane bound for Detroit, responsible for runaway health care cost through their little monopolies in drug makers, FDA, Medicare, price fixing,  "growth".

So keep begging for fixes, government solutions, to the very problems they create and you are going to get it in spades, good and hard without the lube.

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:13 | 3269111 hannah
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23. american housewives/pregnant mothers should not congregate around the pta meetings or they might be hit by drones.

24. school playgrounds should have the kids spreadout to lesson the blast kill rate of us drone attacks.

25. bands playing in town squares should only be under cover of trees or the police/dhs might drone them on the 4th of july.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:21 | 3269254 CaptainObvious
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Ah, but haven't you heard?  Pregnant women, kids, the elderly, and women with kids are now prime "No More Hesitation" targets for the drones. 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:31 | 3269576 lakecity55
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must...kill...yt....preggos....before....they reproduce.....

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:26 | 3269443 IridiumRebel
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They double tapped the bassist.....shit.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:21 | 3269112 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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..Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed..

Can you pick an anymore generic and stereotypical muslim name?

They should've kept Hillary, I don't think she would have allowed such an amateurish piece of "public diplomacy" or at least spent 5 minutes running it past some fact checkers and polish it up a little bit more.

5. Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using the ordinary water-lifting dynamo fitted with a 30-meter copper pole.

How the fuck does that do anything? You need to send an electrical signal through that pole somehow. Where is the medium that turns the potential energy from the water dynamo into kinetic energy?

 

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:31 | 3269150 Citxmech
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The big problem with any jamming technology is that it is like sending up a homing flare to the techies.  The could probably triangulate that shit in seconds.

Of course it could still be useful for small scale stuff on a verey temporary basis like disrupting radio voice communications.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:46 | 3269177 Selah
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Don't shit where you sleep.

Set up your jamming devices a safe distance from patriots.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:03 | 3269217 logically possible
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Those jamming devices can get a little bit bulky. Just how do you expect us to get over the White house fence with them?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:41 | 3269544 RafterManFMJ
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I just ripped the doors off both my microwaves, turned them on, and aimed them at the sky.  That should draw some drone love, giving me time to escape and get a haircut.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:54 | 3269200 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Jamming from the ground wouldn't work on small scale like this. You don't have enough transmission power to cover a large enough area of airspace to keep it out of contact long enough to go into autopilot and return to base.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:36 | 3269163 Jim in MN
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'Water-lifting dynamo' just means a motor.  They happen to be most commonly found on water well pumps.  Naturally there is already an electric or diesel (or, hey, solar!) power source for the motor, so plenty of kinetic energy, but more importantly, electromagnetic energy in the coil.

But having said that I have no idea what the fuck Mohammed is talking about in practice.  Sort of a big radio antenna in reverse I guess, a crude transmitter on a random frequency.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:43 | 3269172 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Maybe so but think about it. You need running water to move said motor aka buckets or paddles. Your water doesn't lift on it's own, if you are going to use a motor to lift water to generate a electricty that is asinine for obvious reasons. So assume you have all that now what? Wrapping coils around the pole is only going to generate electromagnetic energy. How does that help you from being droned? Someone please explain this to the rest of us.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:07 | 3269227 Pure Evil
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Um, your supposed to run with these plans, form a group, have the FBI step in to provide materials and funding, then show up in NYC so the Feds can bust everyone to prove that they're protecting us from domestic terrorists.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:27 | 3269256 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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The sad thing is I bet they do entrap some stupid bastards with this piece. There doesn't seem to be any shortage of them on all sides of the fence these days.

The US public school system, the gift that keeps on giving like a veneral disease.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 20:10 | 3270524 TheGardener
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Sounds more like compliance rules on an US manufacturing companies shop floor...no wonder any real production is dead

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:11 | 3269236 Angus McHugepenis
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I think the drone pilots break out in hysterical laughter when they see this and become incapacitated.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:33 | 3269344 Jim in MN
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Here, look.  This is a broadcast antenna:

http://fmbroadcastantenna.com/6meter.html

Looks kinda like a long metal rod, doesn't it?  Magnesium alloy rather than copper, but hey.  Power it up and you are throwing signal.

What to do with the signal?  Well it takes some training...but the possibilities....check out this note on GPS jamming

http://www.novatel.com/gajt/gps-jamming/

So, whatever, it's kind of hobby stuff until the ordinance starts flying, eh?

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 13:10 | 3269886 Citxmech
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If you replace your spark plug wires (shielded) with plain wire, you've just made a simple radio jammer.  The concept of emitting competeing signal is pretty simple, it's just the intellegent implementation that's difficult because you are lit up light a Christmas Tree when it's on.

Unless you could utilize existing infrastructure for your antenna (pipes, power poles, etc.) it's going to be tough to use something like this when you'd actually "need to."

Obviously, jamming drones is an entireley different matter (they probably use an encrypted digital signal that rotates, etc) since Iran has only been able to bring down one - and they have pretty heavy duty resources.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:16 | 3269115 Atomizer
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The dumb fucks at AssoCIAted Press are always a day late, dollar short. Once they woke up this morning & rubbed the sandman crust from their eyes. AP reporters bee lined to pick up a copy of the NYT’s. After flipping to the back newspaper pages, eureka stuck.

 

Talk about journalism repeater syndrome. Heehee

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:00 | 3269211 Matt
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oh man some real gold there.

"Hide out in an American Consulate, it will be at least 8 hours before anyone shows up..."

"Move to Detroit where all the buildings have been pre-bombed; you will blend right in."

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:31 | 3269231 Pure Evil
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Just make sure you have a steady supply of black shoe polish to compliment your other camoflage.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:16 | 3269116 Stuart
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That list except for a few points sounds like it was written by someone in grade 6.  Most of the items like item #9, ya, thanks Dr. Obvious.   This is grade school level thinking.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:34 | 3269156 Atomizer
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Stuart, take a deep breath. It’s merely comedy. Nothing less or more. During Iraq/Afghanistan war [now a media blackout], AssoCIAted Mess would regurgitate the same models killed in a span of 2-4 weeks. It was quite humorous if you were aware of the mindset programming agenda involved.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 10:13 | 3269680 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Some of those suggestions do have some grains of truth to them. When you write about what you know a little truthiness tends to slip in either on purpose to try to make it sound credible or on accident. Either way they get a D for creative writing.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:41 | 3269833 Atomizer
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Creative writing is not my gig, I program to decipher the absolute truth.

 

 


Edit: It just occurred to me, you were from MW back in the day. In 2007-2008, your comments were sliced, diced, and handed back to you in a form of your ass. Why did you maintain the same law firm identity on ZeroHedge?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 22:19 | 3270753 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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You have me confused with a different person. I just happen to have the same nick. It is a three stooges thing.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:23 | 3269260 CaptainObvious
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It's CaptainObvious, thankyouverymuch. ;)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:18 | 3269120 Bandit und Buster
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And your suggestions are? 

When you got nothing else you do the best you can. 

It's always easiest to criticise someone else. 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:33 | 3269151 Jim in MN
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I wonder if the right kind of laser could fuck up the optical sensors.  Might need to put in concentric salt lenses or something. 

If only they flew low enough for paintballing....like police choppers when they get lazy.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:06 | 3269221 Angus McHugepenis
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Jim: I recall hearing on the radio news about 2-3 years ago some kids were caught using cheap laser pointers similar to what their teachers used during classroom presentations to point at jets landing & taking off from wherever their local airport was. Pilots were complaining of being temporarily blinded. I would guess a laser would have similar effects on drone optics?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:38 | 3269281 Manipuflation
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Eden Prairie or Edina?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 19:53 | 3270506 WmMcK
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Excelsior or Eagan?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:22 | 3269124 Manipuflation
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I am pretty sure I can hit you at 100 yards, but at 6000 meters, I think you are pretty safe.   

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:27 | 3269138 Jim in MN
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The assassinator of my assassin is my.....um......meta-assassin.  Er, no, wait.....shit.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:14 | 3269244 Manipuflation
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No, you get more snow on Sunday Jim.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:16 | 3269330 Jim in MN
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Actually I am in Beijing (wink).  But, why not flustercluck things even more?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:35 | 3269159 ISEEIT
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This is pretty funny. Reminds me of both of the 'obama' birth certificates. These assclowns are seriously cocky anymore. Hubris will crash and burn, it's just to bad that so few will learn much from it. Really is wierd. Supposedly humans are so smart. If you look at the evidence though that is clearly a false belief. As a 'species' we are fucking inbred acting ( look at the planner class), have no effective collective memory, consistently repeat the same fucking mistakes over and over and over.

Timbukto at just the same time as our Nobel 'peace prize' 'winning':) maggot playing 'president' and the associated with globalist press 'finds' some fucking coloring book with the evildoers color crayon marks in it and then the unicorn showed up and after spending some time with Mylee cyprus, decided to swear in Barack Biden Deborah W. Hillary bush as our next supreme leader of ward 11.

No wonder so many people decide to just look the other way.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:36 | 3269162 frankthomaswhite59
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google "automotive ignition coil"

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:21 | 3269237 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I have to say maybe someone is having a little fun with this disinformation over there.

Look at it from this perspective.

1. It is possible to know the intention and the mission of the drone by using the Russian-made “sky grabber” device to infiltrate the drone’s waves and the frequencies. The device is available in the market for $2,595 and the one who operates it should be a computer-know-how.

2. Using devices that broadcast frequencies or pack of frequencies to disconnect the contacts and confuse the frequencies used to control the drone. The Mujahideen have had successful experiments using the Russian-made “Racal.”

Certain 3 letter agencies probably have set up online sites for the most paranoid and guilible of the tinfoil hat crowd to go and buy these devices or download plans to make them. This way they can find out who they really are. And while you are at it they hope you get one of those lulsec people or other troublesome computer people to help out with working the thing. Like a 2 for 1 deal.

And then they even tip you off these are the people they are targeting by line 3

3. Spreading the reflective pieces of glass on a car or on the roof of the building.

What is reflective that you wear on your head when you are paranoid and anti-government..... tinfoil

The rest are either more subtle digs or bs that they think these people would actually believe are effective methods to avoid being droned.

Looks like the low brow fringe tinfoil hat patriot crowd is getting under their skin.

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:30 | 3269270 the grateful un...
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it all sounds pretty reasonable to me. what i didn't know was that the drone warhead was a cluster bomb. (do i disrespect POTUS more, no not possible) and second the strategy of a low level drone to spot for the drone carrying the attack weapon at a higher altitude, but it makes sense, and almost sounds like the SAM missile strategy in NAM, which was to lure pilots into diving at the missiles until they were at such a low altitude that they came under converntional AA fire. (take out the recon spotters)  burning tires is cleary a violation of the clean air act. but we've learned a lot from Al-Qaida, first thing being the global bankers are a bunch of scum. oh wait not anyone in WTC on 9/11, sorry. i just mean all those other guys.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:38 | 3269280 anolmec
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Amazing that this document..........in the middle of freekin' Timbuktu no less, falls into TPTB lap,  but the billlion and bullion  from MF Global well, who knows???

 

fuggin amazing i tell ya

 

who knows

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1di3GPKy7g

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:17 | 3269323 brokesville
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 Drone pilot,
How high can you fly?
You’ll never, never, never reach the sky

and your medal will never have honor

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:16 | 3269331 Atomizer
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Why Terrorism Does Not Work 

The dipshits milking the system are going to lose funding.

http://www.intelcenter.com/ 

Look up Ben Venzke

 

One of my personal favorite characters he created was Ahmad Fadeel al-Nazal al-Khalayleh aka al-Zarqawii

 

Just think about Mr. Bernanke bubbles telling a newly invaded country that all oil will be purchased in USD to fund his petrol dollar recycling Ponzi scheme. This is why these poor sandniggers were spun as national security terrorist, they didn’t want to agree in paying an interest fee to a commodity they already own. 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:49 | 3269351 sitenine
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Well, 'the enemy' won't have to worry about F-35s for a while..

http://rt.com/usa/f35s-turbine-crack-flaw-310/

And of course more money will be spent anyway..

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-22/flawed-f-35-fighter-too-big-to-...

Krugman is proud, I'm sure.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:45 | 3269356 q99x2
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What about directing the drone operators computer screens to porn sites. Probably get them flying up and down in a pattern.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:59 | 3269371 Yes_Questions
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Al-Qaeda's 22 Tips For Evading Drones

 

I Fucking Love You.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:02 | 3269377 Ctrl_P
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Did you catch all 22?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:13 | 3269387 jballz
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whoever wrote this list has seriously underestimated the technology at work here.

 

infrared superzoom clusterfuck all, bitchez.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:40 | 3269404 Angus McHugepenis
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Hmm... I'm not sure about all this drone shit. Just ask Dorner... oh wait... a drone didn't get him despite the entire LA police force being in FEAR of his next moves against senior officers for an entire WEEK! Eventually they had to off him the old fashioned way. They burned the house down when he was caught by a random encounter with a FISH & GAME cop.

LOL-A PD.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:56 | 3269782 roadhazard
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Burning down the structure is SOP for law enforcement when the shooter is known to have a lot of ammo. Too many examples over the last 45 years for it not to be so.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:14 | 3269433 IridiumRebel
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Why don't you write a song about it puto.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:48 | 3269482 ebworthen
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Oh yeah, all that technology on a nebulous tether being pushed by a propeller.

One stolen by the Iranians, and obviously the Russians are onto defeating it.

I'd bet the Chinese are already selling a surface to air missile that hones in on the frequency of the tether or just the Hertz sound frequency (signature) of the engine/propeller.

"Click - pfsshhh - zoom - boom".

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:34 | 3269396 Kirk2NCC1701
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Dear Abdullah:  Leveraging my Starfleet Academy training, I can think of ways to deal with your problem.

1. My favorite method is to use them for target practice on my ship's phasers.  I'd have Lt. Sulu shoot them, but he's against destroying phalic objects that shoot.  So I have Chekhov do it.  He loves it.

2. Blind them.

3.  I have a pretty good idea who does the Comm (Rxxxxxxl Cxxxxxs in Iowa?), and I'm certain that it's immune to your jamming.  As for the Optics and its dome... that's done by... U_C?. 

/Is it Sequester Season?  Time to justify budgets, jobs, 401k's, and whole careers at the TLA (Three-Letter Acronym) agencies?  TLA X: "...Well, we'd better hang out idiot-bait-stories on ZH then.  Troll for some retards to hang and parade on the MSM.  The MSM bitches love getting their ratings juiced by us anyway." /sarc

TMI, TMI!  Oh God, I'm phucked now...  Beam me up Scotty!  Kirk out.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:37 | 3269401 Maxter
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Here is a good tips:  Wear an emergency blanket!  If you don't want to look weird, then apply the emergency blanket inside your coat, gloves and hat.

Drone uses infrared light to look for targets during the night because our body produces a good among of heat.  The blanket will reflect the infrared radiation toward your body instead of toward their sensors.

 https://www.google.com/search?q=emergency+blanket&rlz=1C1JRYI_enCA476CA4...

 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:26 | 3269444 Joe A
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23. When a target is hit by a drone, don't rush to the scene because in violation of the rule of war the US revisits a droned site with another attack.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:44 | 3269452 Pinktip
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Anybody have their home GPS'd during last census ?  Drone targetting for SHTF.

Another theory is that the Gov't ammo buy up, Anti gun laws, Drones, NDAA  all a distraction

for what is coming astronomically ie meteors, comets, solar activity dramatically increasing.02c

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:22 | 3269466 PUD
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Weekly Jihad Report
Feb. 09 - Feb. 15

 Jihad Attacks:

43

Allahu Akbars*:

8

 Dead Bodies:

154

 Critically Injured:

158

 *Suicide Attacks

I think you all fail to realize who and what you are dealing with here.

You cannot reason with them. It is either them or you by their choice and their faith and their directive.

Doubt me? Go draw a picture of their prophet and put your name and address on it.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:26 | 3269467 PUD
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Monthly Jihad Report
January, 2013

 Jihad Attacks:

193

 Countries:

22

 Religions:

5

 Dead Bodies:

931

 Critically Injured:

1480

I think you all fail to realize who and what you are dealing with here.

You cannot reason with them. It is either them or you by their choice and their faith and their directive.

Doubt me? Go draw a picture of their prophet and put your name and address on it.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:26 | 3269468 beaglebog
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Cloud cover should effectively blind any drones ... unless they fly beneath it; which may involve flying low.

 

I think the best way to tackle any such problem is to regard it as part of a system.   A drone requires someone to design, build and maintain it. It needs pilots and a host of support personnel.  Yet others create the cameras, weapons and engines. This creates a massive system, which absolutely must be riddled with weak points.

 

  So, perhaps the only effective defence against drones ... is to take the fight to America. Ironic, really.

 

 

The same process can (and surely will) be applied to the BATFE and whomever else decides to bash down your doors, kill your dog and seize your firearms.  When they are on the doorstep, they are strong and difficult to resist, but they are part of a vulnerable system. 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:27 | 3269469 mt paul
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#26

wear a tee shirt that says:

don't drone me dude

i voted for obama twice

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 14:29 | 3270019 IridiumRebel
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You could have voted for him like 4 more times too.
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