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Farewell Eng£AAAnd: Moody's Downgrades The UK From AAA To Aa1

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And another AAA-club member quietly exits not with a bang but a whimper:


Someone must have clued Moody's on the fact that the UK is about to have its very own Goldman banker, which means consolidated debt/GDP will soon need four digits. In other news, every lawyer in the UK is now celebrating because come Monday Moody's will be sued to smithereens.

Cable not happy as it tests 31 month lows, which however also explains why the Moody's action has another name: accelerated cable devaluation. Those who heeded our call to short Cable when Goldman's Mark Carney was appointed are now 1000 pips richer. Also, please sacrifice a lamb at the altar of Goldman: It's the polite thing to do.


Full report below:

Moody's downgrades UK's government bond rating to Aa1 from Aaa; outlook is now stable
London, 22 February 2013 -- Moody's Investors Service has today downgraded the domestic- and foreign-currency government bond ratings of the United Kingdom by one notch to Aa1 from Aaa. The outlook on the ratings is now stable.
The key interrelated drivers of today's action are:
1. The continuing weakness in the UK's medium-term growth outlook, with a period of sluggish growth which Moody's now expects will extend into the second  half of the decade;
2. The challenges that subdued medium-term growth prospects pose to the government's fiscal consolidation programme, which will now extend well into the next parliament;
3. And, as a consequence of the UK's high and rising debt burden, a deterioration in the shock-absorption capacity of the government's balance sheet, which is unlikely to reverse before 2016.
At the same time, Moody's explains that the UK's creditworthiness remains extremely high, rated at Aa1, because of the country's significant credit strengths. These include (i) a highly competitive, well-diversified economy; (ii) a strong track record of fiscal consolidation and a robust institutional structure; and (iii) a favourable debt structure, with supportive domestic demand for government debt, the longest average maturity structure (15 years) among all highly rated sovereigns globally and the resulting reduced interest rate risk on UK debt.
The stable outlook on the UK's Aa1 sovereign rating reflects Moody's expectation that a combination of political will and medium-term fundamental underlying economic strengths will, in time, allow the government to implement its fiscal consolidation plan and reverse the UK's debt trajectory. Moreover, although the UK's economy has considerable risk exposure through trade and financial linkages to a potential escalation in the euro area sovereign debt crisis, its contagion risk is mitigated by the flexibility afforded by the UK's independent monetary policy framework and sterling's global reserve currency status.

In a related rating action, Moody's has today also downgraded the ratings of the Bank of England to Aa1 from Aaa. The issuer's P-1 rating is unaffected by this rating action. The rating outlook for this entity is now also stable.
The main driver underpinning Moody's decision to downgrade the UK's government bond rating to Aa1 is the increasing clarity that, despite considerable structural economic strengths, the UK's economic growth will remain sluggish over the next few years due to the anticipated slow growth of the global economy and the drag on the UK economy from the ongoing domestic public- and private-sector deleveraging process. Moody's says that the country's current economic recovery has already proven to be significantly slower -- and believes that it will likely remain so -- compared with the recovery observed after previous recessions, such as those of the 1970s, early 1980s and early 1990s. Moreover, while the government's recent Funding for Lending Scheme has the potential to support a surge in growth, Moody's believes the risks to the growth outlook remain skewed to the downside.
The sluggish growth environment in turn poses an increasing challenge to the government's fiscal consolidation efforts, which represents the second driver informing Moody's one-notch downgrade of the UK's sovereign rating. When Moody's changed the outlook on the UK's rating to negative in February 2012, the rating agency cited concerns over the increased uncertainty regarding the pace of fiscal consolidation due to materially weaker growth prospects, which contributed to higher than previously expected projections for the deficit, and consequently also an expected  ise in the debt burden. Moody's now expects that the UK's gross general government debt level will peak at just over 96% of GDP in 2016. The rating agency says that it would have expected it to peak at a higher level if the government had not reduced its debt stock by transferring funds from the Asset Purchase Facility -- which will equal to roughly 3.7% of GDP in total -- as announced in November 2012.
More specifically, projected tax revenue increases have been difficult to achieve in the UK due to the challenging economic environment. As a result, the weaker economic outturn has substantially slowed the anticipated pace of deficit and debt-to-GDP reduction, and is likely to continue to do so over the medium term. After it was elected in 2010, the government outlined a fiscal consolidation programme that would run through this parliament's five-year term and place the net public-sector debt-to-GDP ratio on a declining trajectory by the 2015-16 financial year. (Although it was not one of the government's targets, Moody's had expected the UK's gross general government debt -- a key debt metric in the rating agency's analysis -- to start declining in the 2014-15 financial year.) Now, however, the government has announced that fiscal consolidation will extend into the next parliament, which necessarily makes their implementation less certain.
Taken together, the slower-than-expected recovery, the higher debt load and the policy uncertainties combine to form the third driver of today's rating action -- namely, the erosion of the shock-absorption capacity of the UK's balance sheet. Moody's believes that the mounting debt levels in a low-growth environment have impaired the sovereign's ability to contain and quickly reverse the impact of adverse economic or financial shocks. For example, given the pace of deficit and debt reduction that Moody's has observed since 2010, there is a risk that the UK government may not be able to reverse the debt trajectory before the next economic shock or cyclical downturn in the economy.
In summary, although the UK's debt-servicing capacity remains very strong and very capable of withstanding further adverse economic and financial shocks, it does not at present possess the extraordinary resilience common to other Aaa-rated issuers.
The stable outlook on the UK's Aa1 sovereign rating partly reflects the strengths that underpin the Aa1 rating itself -- the underlying economic strength and fiscal policy commitment which Moody's expects will ultimately allow the UK government to reverse the debt trajectory. The stable outlook is also an indication of the fact that Moody's does not expect further additional material deterioration in the UK's economic prospects or additional material difficulties in implementing fiscal consolidation. It also reflects the greater capacity of the UK government compared with its euro area peers to absorb shocks resulting from any further escalation in the euro area sovereign debt crisis, given (1) the absence of the contingent liabilities from mutual support mechanisms that euro area members face; (2) the UK's more limited trade dependence on the euro area; and (3) the policy flexibility that the UK derives from having its own national currency, which is a global reserve currency. Lastly, the UK also benefits from a considerably longer-than-average debt-maturity schedule, making the country's debt-servicing costs less vulnerable to swings in interest rates.
As reflected by the stable rating outlook, Moody's does not anticipate any movement in the rating over the next 12-18 months. However, downward pressure on the rating could arise if government policies were unable to stabilise and begin to ease the UK's debt burden during the multi-year fiscal consolidation programme. Moody's could also downgrade the UK's government debt rating further in the event of an additional material deterioration in the country's economic prospects or reduced political commitment to fiscal consolidation.
Conversely, Moody's would consider changing the outlook on the UK's rating to positive, and ultimately upgrading the rating back to Aaa, in the event of much more rapid economic growth and debt-to-GDP reduction than Moody's is currently anticipating.
The UK's foreign- and local-currency bond and deposit ceilings remain unchanged at Aaa. The short-term foreign-currency bond and deposit ceilings remain Prime-1.
Moody's will assess the implications of this action for the debt obligations of other issuers which benefit from a guarantee from the UK sovereign, and will announce its conclusions shortly in accordance with EU regulatory requirements. Moody's does not consider that the one-notch downgrade of the UK sovereign has any implications for the standalone strength of UK financial institutions, or for the systemic support uplift factored into certain UK financial institutions' unguaranteed debt ratings.

Moody's previous action on the UK's sovereign rating and the Bank of England was implemented on 13 February 2012, when the rating agency changed the outlook on both Aaa ratings to negative from stable. For the UK sovereign, the actions prior to that were Moody's assignment of a Aaa rating to the UK's government bonds in March 1978 and the assignment of a stable outlook in March 1997. For the Bank of England, the action prior to the one from February 2012 was the assignment of a Aaa rating and stable outlook in March 2010.


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Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:37 | 3268223 SeverinSlade
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Must be that 1000% Debt/GDP.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:39 | 3268233 King_of_simpletons
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Very bullish. Let the markets soar.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:49 | 3268295 Stoploss
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All Moody employees should avoid bath's, hot tubs, or any location with at least one inch of water in retention.

That is all.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:25 | 3268399 YuropeanImbecille
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 22:07 | 3268962 Groundhog Day
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Get ready for the london Moody's offices to be raided.....terrorists

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 06:19 | 3271183 Wile-E-Coyote
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Water naaaaaa. MI5 take you into the woods and slit your wrists..... ahhh I mean they watch you slit your wrists.............  phew got away with that one.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:57 | 3268492 The Heart
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"Very bullish. Let the markets soar."

Now boarding, the Ship of Fools destined for all directions South.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 23:32 | 3269152 adeptish
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:39 | 3268239 Stackers
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I wonder why they never announce this stuff at 8am EST on Monday ???

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:20 | 3268383 Bay of Pigs
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Because Skynet would blow everything up?

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 02:43 | 3269406 Lost Wages
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Quants need to load in new algorithms over the weekend to prevent nuclear meltdown.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:30 | 3268577 permafrost
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Because traders jumping out of their home's windows do not count as Wall Street suicides?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:59 | 3268680 EscapeKey
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I wonder why porn stars have big tits

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:28 | 3269532 StychoKiller
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Lots of guys like a bust in the mouth! :>D

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:47 | 3268285 Silver Bug
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They of course should all be junk!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:56 | 3268316 Chupacabra-322
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@ SeverinSlade,

that, and the Former Prime Minister what's his face selling much of England's Gold. 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:16 | 3268543 medium giraffe
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True, I'd be first in line to throw tomatos at the silly fool.

But you're forgetting one thing.  London is stuffed with everyone else's gold.

If you don't hold it, you don't own it.

"oh shit!" *sound of other shoe dropping*

Yes indeedy......


Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:37 | 3268227 Joe moneybags
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Moody's has learned its lesson: go hard on the foreigners, but leave the exceptional U.S. alone.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:40 | 3268244 fonzannoon
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we are the cleanest dirty piece of shit.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:14 | 3268367 McMolotov
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Not for long. Bernanke brand Windex can only do so much shining when it comes to shit.

Poor UK. How humiliating. AAAnd it's gone!*

*down to Aa1

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:54 | 3268485 Bay of Pigs
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All Hail King Doelarr!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:26 | 3268565 Brindle702
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... post of the day!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:44 | 3268269 johngaltfla
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Well, if Moody's did it must be serious or they failed to give old Warren a deal on a company he wanted there.


(Insert Warren Buffett jokes here)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:53 | 3268305 fonzannoon
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I think our only way out of this is to allow old people to keep driving into their 90's and hope that Buffet and Greenspan get into a head on collision. Otherwise these guys will live forever.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:56 | 3268314 johngaltfla
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Or the old criminal bastards choke on a nut they swallow wrong at Dairy Queen.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:40 | 3268439 Winston Churchill
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Scary part is ,within a decade longevity will probably double,if your a

very rich old fucker,and Uncle Warren might see two hundred.

Just imagine,the world run by 150 year old psychopaths.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:34 | 3268588 NoClueSneaker
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Well, they have a large stocks of spare parts, ( the sheeple), neuroscience advances, ( War On Alzheimer ),

methinks 150 year old psychopaths long. The Evil needs time to be cultivated .... :-P

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:49 | 3268287 chubbyjjfong
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It just gets more fucking farcical by the day, as if anyone gives a shit anymore.  Little fat guys sitting in an office on Wall Street tapping away statements to the press like their shit don't stink.  "Take that financial markets".  Fuck off you ridiculous bunch a credit rating fucks.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:39 | 3268230 JustObserving
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Wake me up when they downgrade the US.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:41 | 3268252 SeverinSlade
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This will probably be after Uncle Warren dies in the bathtub.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:44 | 3268265 JustObserving
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Only the good die young.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:12 | 3268360 Black Forest
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I am not amused.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:51 | 3269768 jerry_theking_lawler
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with our without Becky Quick??

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 06:24 | 3271186 Wile-E-Coyote
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Or in a wood!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:40 | 3268442 natronic
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You must be planning on sleeping A LOOONG time!!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:39 | 3268235 Bear
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And the US market responds with another ramp up completely oblivious to the potential for bleeding into other countries

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:40 | 3268236 TideFighter
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This was actually a part of their plea bargain?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:42 | 3268254 Irelevant
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Yup, also includes China, Russia and Germany :)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:40 | 3268240 Vashta Nerada
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Loser pays under the British legal system - their government probably can't afford to sue.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:40 | 3268243 booboo
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Wonder if Simple Warren took a position prior to the announcement.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:09 | 3268346 azzhatter
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Wonder if Squicky took a position before the bath

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:40 | 3268246 Rustysilver
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Did they downgraded the queen. They should, you know.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:26 | 3268403 Temporalist
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The Queen hasn't left the gold vaults for fear someone will call in their claims on the rehypothicated bricks.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:02 | 3269717 mkhs
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How can you downgrade zero?


I guess I have an appointment with the SAS now.

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 06:31 | 3271187 Wile-E-Coyote
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Don't worry about the SAS thay are being scaled down by government cuts. British army to lose 20k personnel by 2015, it will be the smallest British fighting force in 200 years, down to 80k. MOD building two new aircraft carriers with no aircraft to go on them, you really couldn't make this shit up.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:40 | 3268247 Irelevant
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Mervin King will print the needed gbps.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:41 | 3268249 Michelle
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It's about freaking time!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:41 | 3268251 JohnnyBriefcase
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On a Friday??!! No way!!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:42 | 3268257 SeverinSlade
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Algos will promptly forget by Monday's open.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:44 | 3268264 swissaustrian
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... after the US close.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:42 | 3268255 Tsar Pointless
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Let's see: If it's a sovereign downgrade, it must be...after markets close, on a Friday.

Why, yes! Yes, indeed, it is so.

This is my "shocked" face.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:43 | 3268258 thismarketisrigged
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uk downgraded? ftse should be up 400 pts monday

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:43 | 3268260 bonderøven-farm ass
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Well, atleast their 'beef' dodged the downgrade bullet....nothing to see here.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 06:31 | 3269535 StychoKiller
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Fast as a horse, hay?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:43 | 3268262 Clayton Bigsby
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Can one monetize fish & chips?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:13 | 3268365 ThirdWorldDude
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Carney will monetize spotted dicks; hard assets and lots of lever(s)-age...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:28 | 3268412 Manthong
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“Can one monetize fish & chips?”

Yes, but you have to be on guard for debased fishcakes.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 03:11 | 3269434 Curiously_Crazy
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What about a Toad in the hole?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:43 | 3268263 HaroldWang
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Of course the CNBC BubbleHeads are saying, "This was to be expected, no big deal". All these little "no big deals" happening around the world are going to add up to one big gigantic deal soon. That, my friends, will be really ugly.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:45 | 3268274 fonzannoon
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good thing you are stacking gold eh harold?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:58 | 3268320 poor fella
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That was fucking CLASSIC! All in the same breath as, "a  .5% hit to US GDP isn't anything in this economy."   Both are Overweight RISK. 

Two jackoffs stroking each other on CNBS - what else is new. Can't wait to hear from M Barto "what's driving these markets", after the break. This should be     e x c e l l e n t.   Watching her brain take a shit on the tele. Would love it if financial news was always LIVE.


Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:55 | 3268664 max2205
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Uk should be cc- What a joke!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:53 | 3269776 jerry_theking_lawler
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actually, they are right.....

nothing is a big deal when the Fed is monetizing $85+B per month of debt and they have done away with Mark-to-Market....hell, even I can make money in this market.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:45 | 3268270 debtor of last ...
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DerivativesDowngradeDay bitchez.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:46 | 3268276 ParkAveFlasher
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And, James Bond got downgraded from Double-0-Seven to Single-0-Seven.  WTF is the world coming to?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:46 | 3268280 Tsar Pointless
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"Outlook is stable".

Stable. You mean kind of stable that houses horses and their accompanying shit?

THAT kind of stable?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:49 | 3268296 fuu
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aka Nestle food processing center.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:23 | 3268559 Shell Game
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It's a - Don't Sneeze, You're Holding Nitroglycerin - kind of "stable"...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 20:32 | 3268773 unrulian
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long horseburg

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:46 | 3268281 magpie
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'tis what happens when you have a yuan swap

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:27 | 3268569 Shell Game
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It depends on which side of the border Juan is on...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:48 | 3268286 Volaille de Bresse
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No shit? With a genuine GDP/ debt ratio around the 1000% mark?


That's an unexpected news! :-) François Hollande is going bonkers over the news (he hates PM Cameron). 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:49 | 3268298 mudpuppet
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Cleanest dirty shirt here we come!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:53 | 3268304 NRGIsFree
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Historically if figure it will look something like.. AAA, Aa1, bond market collapse. Who could have seen it coming?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:53 | 3268306 slackrabbit
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 Krugman says with 1000% debt / gdp they should be AAA+  ..... with noodles...


Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:58 | 3268319 Acet
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I was wondering why the value of my stack in the local fiat all of the sudden just took off ...

Now I know!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 17:58 | 3268322 hugovanderbubble
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TURKEY is a mess.


Moodys go home 



Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:00 | 3268328 yogibear
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Moody's employees travel to the UK at your own risk. 

The US should be somewhere in that bad list.

Moodys, Fitch and S&P know they will be harassed and  taken for a long ride to see Eric the Place-holder if they decide to downgrade the US.


Fri, 02/22/2013 - 20:03 | 3268689 e-recep
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let the dogs eat eachother. it shouldda be fun to watch.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:02 | 3268330 hugovanderbubble
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Moscow 2013g-20, Prelude CurrenciesWar Game...


This gonna end bad...very bad



Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:04 | 3268337 jmcadg
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I'm surprised Fitch didn't get in there first! The French love us.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:05 | 3268339 yogibear
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" Krugman says with 1000% debt / gdp they should be AAA+"

Krugman has been hitting that Green Scotland Israeli whiskey too much.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:06 | 3268340 azengrcat
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AnA1rchy in the UK!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:08 | 3268342 Volaille de Bresse
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I (seriously) wonder what Egan-Jones think of the UK...


"Nobody wants to know except we folks at ZH"? Good answer!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:11 | 3268355 fuu
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Too bad EJ is not allowed to rate sovs.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:38 | 3268357 falak pema
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Sign of the times : The production of 5 major oil companies has sunk by 25% since 2004 :

La production totale des 5 ‘majors’ du pétrole a chuté d’un quart depuis 2004 | Oil Man

So the global production pie share of oil majors is falling as we head towards peak conventional oil...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:12 | 3268361 Volaille de Bresse
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"I'm surprised Fitch didn't get in there first! The French love us"


Fitch is about as French as a French Croissant sold in a Dallas mall. 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:12 | 3268362 John Law Lives
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"Eurozone to stay in recession for another year"

Sounds like as good a reason as any for the US markets to rally...


Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:13 | 3268363 Racer
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Thank godman suckers for new all time highs in UK petrol prices, coming to a pump near you very soon

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:13 | 3268366 jubber
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but but we only owe £9 Trillion...turn the machines back on

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:15 | 3268372 Missiondweller
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But Krugman said we could run huge deficits just like Britain and it was no big deal.


How can this be?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:16 | 3268378 Herdee
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Ya,old England and the United States are literally bankrupt from war.This last decade has been really big for military spending for both gangs of political crooks in both countries.More medical and various other pensions to pay as well.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:22 | 3268394 TideFighter
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I am anticipating WWIII where everyone has already had their weapons taken away and we all fight with

double-barrel shotguns from our fron porch. Ahhhh...Uncle Joe, you're a machine, you are.  

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:25 | 3268398 magpie
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Methinks Uncle Joe is a closet Doom player

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 08:08 | 3269601 css1971
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No double barrelled shotguns in the uk. Maybe a couple of sports shooters.

It'll be pointy sticks.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:28 | 3268407 Temporalist
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Who needs a calendar anymore when you can just wait for the worst possible news of the week and know it's Friday so the markets can't react.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:37 | 3268429 Sid James
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We ain't broke. Gasoline costs $8.20 a gallon in Britain. How can we be broke?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:39 | 3268437 Peter Pan
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Plus, when you are going downhill you don't need so much fuel.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:45 | 3268452 Sandmann
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Where do you get cheap petrol ? We pay $9.65/gallon or £1.36/litre

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:37 | 3268430 Peter Pan
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With so many letters available in the alphabet why do these stupid rating agencies bother with so many big A's and little a's?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:57 | 3268669 tenpanhandle
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In my day, in the US school system a grade of "A" meant outstanding, "B" meant above average and "C" average.   With so much debt outstanding, I'm surprised they didn't get graded 4 or 5 "A"s.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:39 | 3268433 Upland27
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in before the lawsuit

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:40 | 3268443 MFLTucson
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Biut fearing the rath of this thug, they will do nothing more!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:46 | 3268457 Sandmann
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Probably need Mike Milken rather than Mark Carney

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:49 | 3268466 BudFox2012
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Maybe the Brits are just "seasonally adjusting" their rating like the USSA does with all its data...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:01 | 3268486 ZZR600
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Gold gets slammed down on Thursday and then a major economy gets downgraded on the Friday? Insider trading..?...sell paper shit and then buy the physical on the cheap?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 18:58 | 3268495 MillionDollarBoner_
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I'm shorting the pound...and every fiat on the fucking planet.

Got phyz, Bitchez?!?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:00 | 3268503 yogibear
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S&P was ready to downgrade the US again but Eric the useless Place-Holder had his boys pay them a visit and shook-down the top people. 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:03 | 3268511 Pseudo Anonym
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and if you're a luciferian, like the hofjuden, sacrifice a virgin instead of

please sacrifice a lamb at the altar of Goldman: It's the polite thing to do.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:07 | 3268522 medium giraffe
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Pfft... we're just switching to the new reserve currency, nothing to see here.  :)

(still going to get some veggies planted and sharpen my defensive scissors 'just incase')

Of course, if OPPT gains traction all of this is academic and we can all forget this financial nightmare and get on with life.  Now there's a nice day-dream for the weekend.

Looking forward to seeing some more REAL GDP figures coming to a theatre near you soon.


Lots of love folks, good weekend all.



United Kingdom of Banana Republics


Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:14 | 3268533 Everybodys All ...
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... anyone seen Sean Egan lately?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:15 | 3268534 ebworthen
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Watch the S.E.C. go after Moody's for "undermining the stability of the global financial system" or other such nonsense.

Corzine must have a good belly laugh when he even hears the acronyms "S.E.C." or "F.B.I.".

Bet he and Buffet have had a laugh over Bollinger and Lobster talking about MF Global and Heinz.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:26 | 3268564 Everybodys All ...
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... imagine what Madoff is thinking about this craziness. His ponzi pales in comparison.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 20:01 | 3268686 tenpanhandle
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His own fault.  He didn't become too big to fail (or too connected).

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 21:05 | 3268840 ebworthen
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Yes, pales, he is a guppy compared to these great white sharks, but that is why he was useful - a sacrificial guppy.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 21:22 | 3268875 medium giraffe
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Ponzi envy...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:28 | 3268570 Hulk
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Time to move to the quatloo standard (fully backed by the full faith and credit of the providers).with every quatloo conversion you get a free death match with a hot chick. (The bernank will be played by the gamesters of Triskelian brains...)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:29 | 3268572 world_debt_slave
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Aand, the farce continues.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:32 | 3268582 Wile-E-Coyote
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The UK is running on fumes, I'm waiting for the riots to start. Been hoarding food and water for some time now.

What a lovely fucking war.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:44 | 3268624 Bunga Bunga
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Ratings are completely irrelevant, we are all in central planning now.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:45 | 3268633 lolmao500
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Outlook stable??? LOL!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:49 | 3268648 ReeferMac
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Praise the Lloyd!

And it shall be done, on earth, as it is, at 200 West Street.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:57 | 3268673 Shizzmoney
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I upgraded Osbourne's performance from "LOL" to "LMAO"

The Tories should just declare David Cameron the Sheriff of Nottingham and get the fucking thing over with already.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 20:03 | 3268694 widget
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"outlook is now stable"

stably in decline

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 20:28 | 3268764 yogibear
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Time for UK rating agencies to downgrade the US!!

The UK can play this game as well.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 20:44 | 3268802 Edward Fiatski
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They are printing, PRINTING I TELL YOU!

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 00:13 | 3269239 earleflorida
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Europe's ever so prescient repository of a post-atrophic sick child?... Indeed this anachronistic united kingdom we speak of, is but again, an unprotected and mutating love child... twice-- forced to bathe in 'bath salts'... having been submerged within a life-support flotation petri dish-- fluent of anti-toxic germinated derivatives per fiat-- fatefully to be subjugated to a merciful kervorkian experiment... that of a nirvana euthanasia.

god save the queen... 

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 01:05 | 3269318 Totentänzerlied
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Too little, too late. Thanks for nothing, as usual, Moody's.

Sat, 02/23/2013 - 07:06 | 3269559 Euro Monster
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ZH comments always make my day! Big thanks! :D

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 14:46 | 3274557 Alcuin Bramerton
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I understand that the trigger for Moody's reducing the UK's credit rating from AAA to AA1 at this particular time was that the UK has just started direct forex dealings between the Pound and the Chinese Renminbi against the wishes of the US-EU banking syndicate.


Australia has, of course, been doing this for some time in connection with its mineral mining deals with China.


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