Friday Humor: Extra Cruel Parents Edition

Tyler Durden's picture

Surely this alone is sufficient to boost ES by 10 points...

h/t Eddie Morra

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vmromk's picture

Where is Ben SUCK MY COCK Bernanke ?

HoofHearted's picture

Hey there. Is that a Nice Wang in your brokerage, or are you just happy to see me?

tsx500's picture

i've never heard of Nice Wang, but this list is clearly missing :   Hugh Jorgan , Peter Fitzwell , Rod Pooler , and Dick Steele .

kaiserhoff's picture

So where is Won Hung Lo?

Pool Shark's picture



Yuanta Securities?

"No, I no wanta securities..."


LawsofPhysics's picture

Banks with physical will be fine, provided their management survives the guillotine.  Gold and market seem to have re-coupled.  I don't see gold dropping too much more without taking the market with it.  Damn that "wealth effect"  People starting to believe their lying eyes.

Say What Again's picture

I don't know which is more funny

The name; "Nice Wang"


  • "HELP> for more explanation"
  • "MENU> for similar functions"

BTW -- What was the TD searching for when he stumbled onto this screen?


S.N.A.F.U.'s picture

Well, the header in the upper right says "Most-Viewed People", so apparently a lot of people like viewing a Nice Wang.  (Range is "One Day", so maybe just a hankering for the day?  Will have to watch on future days to see if this is a trend.)

fuu's picture

"suggesting gold could slide to $1,500 an ounce over the next two years."

Omg $80 over 2 years?!?

"The economists point out that CPI inflation has essentially vanished, both in the United States and across the developed world."


"“A myth because, in reality, money growth has not been particularly brisk,” CIBC said, noting that the Fed does not buy bonds through money printing. Rather, it takes bonds in exchange for crediting the selling bank’s reserve deposit at the Fed. These $1.5-trillion or so in reserves are not money and do not count in the money supply, the economists explained."

More lulz.

"In prior periods of major deleveraging (1945-1970, 1995-2000), both of which saw historically low rates of GDP inflation, the U.S. relied on taming the debt itself. Current budget negotiations appear to support that as the likely course of action."

Even more!

"For investors holding gold as an alternative to the U.S. dollar, in anticipation of the greenback falling sharply, CIBC noted that the U.S. current account deficit is primarily due to the trade deficit in petroleum products, which is shrinking."

Well at least we know what MDB does to pay the rent.

This certainly deserves a spot in a humor thread.

Edit: This is my new favorite part:

"CIBC believes the Fed will pull back from quantitative easing late in 2013 and start to talk more about upcoming interest rate hikes in the second half of 2014. The economists noted that expectations for rate hikes in 2015 will push up bond yields, raising the opportunity cost of holding a bar of gold with a zero yield."

Shell Game's picture

"CIBC believes the Fed will pull back from quantitative easing late in 2013 and start to talk more about upcoming interest rate hikes.."

lmao, wiping my eyes... It's really too early to be guffawing on the left coast here...

Undecided's picture

dang lots of down votes must be alot of CIBC pundets on ZH today lol

urbanelf's picture

"Analyst" or "Analist"?

Edward Fiatski's picture

I haven't seen it, but must be Nice.

tbone654's picture

I'm sure "Dick Hand" and "Rosie Biever" are on staff somewhere too...

(what parent would do that?)

HoofHearted's picture

The former head of mathematical research at NSA was Richard J. Shaker. And, yes, he went by the same nickname as Nixon did. Nearly lost my drink all over him when he introduced himself. Then I really didn't want to shake the man's hand.

toady's picture

My dad and my older brother are Dick Burns.

I'm SO glad I was the second male child.

We often joke about naming children 'carpet' or 'rope'.

GetZeeGold's picture



Just send the coords for the drone strike.....and we're on it.

Navymugsy's picture

You realize that if everybody carried a smartphone drone strikes would be that much easier, saving the US goverment untold millions. Just trying to be a good citizen.

BillyOblivion's picture

It doesn't have to be a smart phone. 

Any cellphone will do. 

Downtoolong's picture

I want Henry Kim's job. Looks like he gets paid for doing nothing.

Mercury's picture

I swear, back in the day, pitching some student loan re-fi plan I dialed a (Cambodian?) female off the list named "Ima Ho".

Mercury's picture sounds like you have an income and a job...


Character building no doubt.


Of course one is reminded of Johnny Cash’s 'A Boy Named Sue' here.

Besides, if you filter your sales leads right, “Nice Wang from Yuanta Securities” makes getting to ‘yes I do!’ a whole lot easier.

gaoptimize's picture

He/She should compare 15 minutes of fame experiences with Bang Dae Ho.

toady's picture

I knew a chick named Idaho. Her parents thought it would be 'different', but clearly didn't think it through.

She said people always called her 'you da ho'.

monopoly's picture

lol, And right on time here comes the dump on GLD. Love when everything works so well.

shovelhead's picture

Nice Wang is married to Lotta Gash.

dick cheneys ghost's picture

Dont they live next door to Tyrone Shoelaces?

icanhasbailout's picture

Am I the only one who noticed Oscar Pastorius on the list? WTF?

Seasmoke's picture

Why they have him as former track star. Just because He shoots and kills his girlfriend ?

a growing concern's picture

You mean Oscar "QuickDraw" Pistorius? Nope, I saw that too.

HoaX's picture

I noticed his nickname is the same as that HBO prison series.

HD's picture

I find nothing funny here. You people should be above such juvenile humor.

   Regards -

           Richard Head Ph.D

krispkritter's picture

 'Asia Stocks Trade Mostly Up'

I guess if you're a Wang, up is the way to go...



fuu's picture

David Einhorn hard at work.

Yes_Questions's picture



Henry Kim

Hunter Killer


Gavrikon's picture

It was a Nice Wang until Daniele Bititoff.

ThorAss's picture

Who can forget the former executive vice president of South Korean oil company KNOC Poo Bum-Suk who famously said "....we must go farther and dig deeper." I have his business card around somewhere.


Shell Game's picture

Every group of idiots shoudl have an 'Oz'....