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Friday Humor: Extra Cruel Parents Edition

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Surely this alone is sufficient to boost ES by 10 points...

h/t Eddie Morra

 


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Fri, 02/22/2013 - 09:51 | Link to Comment vmromk
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Where is Ben SUCK MY COCK Bernanke ?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:04 | Link to Comment negative rates
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I seen him, he was servin up crow in the soup line.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:28 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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Hey there. Is that a Nice Wang in your brokerage, or are you just happy to see me?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment tsx500
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i've never heard of Nice Wang, but this list is clearly missing :   Hugh Jorgan , Peter Fitzwell , Rod Pooler , and Dick Steele .

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:27 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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So where is Won Hung Lo?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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And Phil McKrackin?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 13:17 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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Yuanta Securities?

"No, I no wanta securities..."

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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LOL, good one!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 09:54 | Link to Comment Undecided
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:17 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Banks with physical will be fine, provided their management survives the guillotine.  Gold and market seem to have re-coupled.  I don't see gold dropping too much more without taking the market with it.  Damn that "wealth effect"  People starting to believe their lying eyes.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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I don't know which is more funny

The name; "Nice Wang"

or

  • "HELP> for more explanation"
  • "MENU> for similar functions"

BTW -- What was the TD searching for when he stumbled onto this screen?

Hmmm

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment S.N.A.F.U.
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Well, the header in the upper right says "Most-Viewed People", so apparently a lot of people like viewing a Nice Wang.  (Range is "One Day", so maybe just a hankering for the day?  Will have to watch on future days to see if this is a trend.)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:28 | Link to Comment fuu
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"suggesting gold could slide to $1,500 an ounce over the next two years."

Omg $80 over 2 years?!?

"The economists point out that CPI inflation has essentially vanished, both in the United States and across the developed world."

Lulz.

"“A myth because, in reality, money growth has not been particularly brisk,” CIBC said, noting that the Fed does not buy bonds through money printing. Rather, it takes bonds in exchange for crediting the selling bank’s reserve deposit at the Fed. These $1.5-trillion or so in reserves are not money and do not count in the money supply, the economists explained."

More lulz.

"In prior periods of major deleveraging (1945-1970, 1995-2000), both of which saw historically low rates of GDP inflation, the U.S. relied on taming the debt itself. Current budget negotiations appear to support that as the likely course of action."

Even more!

"For investors holding gold as an alternative to the U.S. dollar, in anticipation of the greenback falling sharply, CIBC noted that the U.S. current account deficit is primarily due to the trade deficit in petroleum products, which is shrinking."

Well at least we know what MDB does to pay the rent.

This certainly deserves a spot in a humor thread.

Edit: This is my new favorite part:

"CIBC believes the Fed will pull back from quantitative easing late in 2013 and start to talk more about upcoming interest rate hikes in the second half of 2014. The economists noted that expectations for rate hikes in 2015 will push up bond yields, raising the opportunity cost of holding a bar of gold with a zero yield."

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:46 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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"CIBC believes the Fed will pull back from quantitative easing late in 2013 and start to talk more about upcoming interest rate hikes.."

lmao, wiping my eyes... It's really too early to be guffawing on the left coast here...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:10 | Link to Comment Undecided
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dang lots of down votes must be alot of CIBC pundets on ZH today lol

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 09:55 | Link to Comment urbanelf
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"Analyst" or "Analist"?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:26 | Link to Comment toady
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Anal cysts

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:33 | Link to Comment ghengis86
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Analrapist

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 09:54 | Link to Comment ABG LINE
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Nice Wang.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:00 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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I haven't seen it, but must be Nice.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:12 | Link to Comment tbone654
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I'm sure "Dick Hand" and "Rosie Biever" are on staff somewhere too...

(what parent would do that?)

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:26 | Link to Comment WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Anyone seen Punta Kinte.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:30 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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The former head of mathematical research at NSA was Richard J. Shaker. And, yes, he went by the same nickname as Nixon did. Nearly lost my drink all over him when he introduced himself. Then I really didn't want to shake the man's hand.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:45 | Link to Comment toady
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My dad and my older brother are Dick Burns.

I'm SO glad I was the second male child.

We often joke about naming children 'carpet' or 'rope'.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:43 | Link to Comment toys for tits
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"Tricky Dick Shaker"?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 09:55 | Link to Comment silver500
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now up to 3872

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 09:59 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Just send the coords for the drone strike.....and we're on it.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:01 | Link to Comment Navymugsy
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You realize that if everybody carried a smartphone drone strikes would be that much easier, saving the US goverment untold millions. Just trying to be a good citizen.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:30 | Link to Comment BillyOblivion
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It doesn't have to be a smart phone. 

Any cellphone will do. 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:02 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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I want Henry Kim's job. Looks like he gets paid for doing nothing.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:03 | Link to Comment Mercury
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I swear, back in the day, pitching some student loan re-fi plan I dialed a (Cambodian?) female off the list named "Ima Ho".

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:05 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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Fate is so cruel...

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:13 | Link to Comment Mercury
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So...it sounds like you have an income and a job...

 

Character building no doubt.

 

Of course one is reminded of Johnny Cash’s 'A Boy Named Sue' here.


Besides, if you filter your sales leads right, “Nice Wang from Yuanta Securities” makes getting to ‘yes I do!’ a whole lot easier.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:14 | Link to Comment larz
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so was she?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:05 | Link to Comment gaoptimize
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He/She should compare 15 minutes of fame experiences with Bang Dae Ho.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:51 | Link to Comment toady
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I knew a chick named Idaho. Her parents thought it would be 'different', but clearly didn't think it through.

She said people always called her 'you da ho'.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:06 | Link to Comment monopoly
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lol, And right on time here comes the dump on GLD. Love when everything works so well.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:07 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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Nice Wang is married to Lotta Gash.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:14 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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Dont they live next door to Tyrone Shoelaces?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:22 | Link to Comment Yamaha
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Where is Harry Balls?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:14 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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Am I the only one who noticed Oscar Pastorius on the list? WTF?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:32 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Why they have him as former track star. Just because He shoots and kills his girlfriend ?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:33 | Link to Comment a growing concern
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You mean Oscar "QuickDraw" Pistorius? Nope, I saw that too.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:25 | Link to Comment HoaX
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I noticed his nickname is the same as that HBO prison series.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:16 | Link to Comment HD
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I find nothing funny here. You people should be above such juvenile humor.

   Regards -

           Richard Head Ph.D

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:23 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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 'Asia Stocks Trade Mostly Up'

I guess if you're a Wang, up is the way to go...

 

http://www.advfn.com/news_ASIA-MARKETS-Asia-Stocks-Trade-Mostly-Up-But-S...

 

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:23 | Link to Comment fuu
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David Einhorn hard at work.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:30 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Henry Kim

Hunter Killer

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:33 | Link to Comment Gavrikon
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It was a Nice Wang until Daniele Bititoff.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:48 | Link to Comment ThorAss
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Who can forget the former executive vice president of South Korean oil company KNOC Poo Bum-Suk who famously said "....we must go farther and dig deeper." I have his business card around somewhere.

 

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:50 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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Every group of idiots shoudl have an 'Oz'....

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:53 | Link to Comment NoTTD
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Next to be added to the list: Richard Head.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:56 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Before you accuse Nice's parents of being extra cruel for this, you should talk to his brother, Small.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:09 | Link to Comment Whizbang
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I went to school with an indian guy with the first name of dongsuk

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:20 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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These parents should have been a lot crueler; Midongshu Blankfein; Zirconia Pinkie Dimon; Billie Joesphine (B.J) Masters

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:21 | Link to Comment awakening
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...and that was the last we ever saw of him; running and screaming frantically over the trading room floor after reading some article on 'that fringe blog' (ZH).

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:30 | Link to Comment fuu
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From "You Want A Securities". People actually give these people money?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:40 | Link to Comment toys for tits
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ZH wouldn't let me sign up with Justin Urrkunt.  I think they thought it was a real person.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Dr.Vannostrand
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I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:09 | Link to Comment hapless
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Beavis & Butthead Do Zero Hedge.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:24 | Link to Comment Mi Naem
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I don't see what you children are laughing about. 

Signed,

         Richard Balden-Diaz

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:48 | Link to Comment misnomer
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Would Mike Hunt and Harry Dick report to the office please?

Always amused us in Junior High when these guys got called to see the principal.

Funny thing is, Harry named his son after him too, although the younger one prefers Harold...gee. I wonder why?

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 14:15 | Link to Comment Caucasian Mongrel
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We had a 'slow day' game at JP when I was working there, go through the directory randomly and see who could find the funniest or weirdest name. The game stopped when a friend came up with a guy in the Singapore office: Randy P Ennis

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