• Sprott Money
    05/06/2016 - 06:03
    The US, in its own decline, is showing this same self-destructive tendency. The worse things get, the greater the inclination of the citizenry to say, “Carry on, everything’s fine.”

Boehner To Calm Fears (Or Not) - Live Webcast

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While it appears the Speaker has decided to hold his comments until after the cash markets close at 4pm ET, we suspect futures will get a kick out of his always-reassuring tone. Following the President's earlier demands for no sequester and more spending, we suspect Boehner will fully acquiesce and agree to a pony in everyone's stocking too... or not. Full webcast below.


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Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:57 | 3275036 hedgeless_horseman
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Boehner To Calm Fears...

"Morgan Stanley is fine!"

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:58 | 3275044 redpill
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If he cries, drink the whole f'n bottle

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:59 | 3275052 Almost Solvent
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Wait, he holds pressers where he doesn't cry?

Or at least have to clear his throat as his eyes moisten?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:26 | 3275190 ChrisDG74
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#1 for the Bloodhound Gang reference.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:08 | 3275414 DoChenRollingBearing
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Is anyone scared?  Yes, I can understand.  Some people might be more worried about .gov incompetence and/or evil than others.  Some technologies are more robust than others...

"Mid-Twentieth Century Technology"


Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:46 | 3275288 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Kneeding my junk like two hard boiled eggs in a tube sock........

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:04 | 3275076 a growing concern
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That never seems to work with my wife...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:23 | 3275176 ShorTed
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Archer...awesome +1

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:08 | 3275089 Groundhog Day
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They are repeating the same thing 4 times, nice

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:08 | 3275091 GolfHatesMe
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Where's the Word Cloud?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:14 | 3275138 Sudden Debt
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Pony, it's what's for dinner...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:57 | 3275038 Banksters
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Jon Corzine is still free.  



Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:58 | 3275041 stinkhammer
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buy the dip you dips!!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:58 | 3275042 lolmao500
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The guy is a total RIhNO... he should be shot and we could make some nice stuff with his ivory.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:07 | 3275083 bigkahuna
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The DC politicians are all oligarchists. They care not for their country, only for their bank accounts. The left/right appearance is nothing but an appearance.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:05 | 3275404 eclectic syncretist
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This fucking poser is always playing to the gallery.  Yet another narcissistic sociopathic loser without a clue as to what true patriotism is.  Where the hell do Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankenstein, and the other banksters find these crazy fuckers???!!  Why are we letting them put them in charge of our future??!!!!  Is this really the best we've got????  WTF, over?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:59 | 3275043 TruthInSunshine
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Sequestration = 1/3 of one percent (as implemented over a few short years) of annual federal budget.

And it's the end of the world as they claim it.




Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:00 | 3275055 saints51
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We've been fucked since birth. We are just seeing the final act.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:05 | 3275078 Nothing To See Here
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Hmm no, that's still to come. After SHTF, wait for the OWS movement to take control. MOAR goverment without banks = socialist utopia. That will be America's final act.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:08 | 3275090 bigkahuna
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The banks are not letting go until the last drop is squeezed.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:13 | 3275116 Lore
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Grassroots totalitarianism, bitchez!


Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:21 | 3275165 eatthebanksters
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They are trying so hard to kick the can and keep things going because they know their fate if the shit hits the fan. Geithner is laughing is ass of right now playing gin with Corzine, Lewis and Mozillo.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:01 | 3275605 TruthInSunshine
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Hey....wait a minute....

85 billion of total sequestration "cuts" (aka slow in GROWTH of spending) = 85 billion per month in Bernanke POMO...


Heyyyyy....waaaaiiiiit a minute........

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | 3275097 lolmao500
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THEY are so fucked. They will hang. Only a question of when, not if.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:58 | 3275046 mdtrader
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And they all liquidated their gold for equities in the last 2 weeks! Ha ha.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:59 | 3275049 saints51
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Another one of these sitcoms. Geez this shit is so old.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:59 | 3275053 dwdollar
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Haha... faked you suckerz again! ~Bonehead

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:00 | 3275057 lolmao500
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Fear?? What fear?? Did I miss something?? Is the boogeyman coming to eat us or what?

Anyone ``afraid`` of the sequester belongs in a mental institution.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:01 | 3275058 kaiserhoff
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There's a name for this shit in DC.  They call it the Washington Monument Complex.

Whenever someone suggests cutting the budget, the kleptocrats immediately decide the only non-essential things to cut are the national parks, border control, access to the Smithsonian (and the Mall, hence the Monument), and the FAA (planes colliding).

May they rot in Hell.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:29 | 3275206 Temporalist
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Because their whole "shovel ready" economic theory and policies will collapse with all the layoffs/firings they will have once their sugardaddy Fed stops paying the rent, electric and water bills.


Long cardboard boxes and sleeping bags

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:03 | 3275064 tony bonn
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boehner will fold like a cheap negligee....that is a job requirement for republicans....gingrich showed the way in the 90s with his little boy histrionics.....he will huff, puff, and bluff, but will fold on cue - either today or in the very near future....

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:03 | 3275066 booboo
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*Boehner stiffens, Obama cries out in pain

*Stunning photo's of Uranus

More at 5 o'clock

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:04 | 3275072 scatterbrains
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666 bitchezz

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:07 | 3275073 Kaiser Sousa
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why dont Boner just say what they sayin on Bloomberg and CNBS...

"its Italy's fault...."

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:04 | 3275074 Edward Fiatski
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"Help us, Ben-Kenobi, you're our only Hope."

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:23 | 3275472 NoWayJose
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Heck! Even the dark side Emperor looks good next to these clowns.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:05 | 3275077 orangegeek
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Nice fucking sell off in the final hour.  Now it's time to get afraid JB and there's nothing you can say or do.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | 3275092 Tidewater
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If the sequestration cuts go through, there may not be enough horsemeat for teachers and emergency responders.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:32 | 3275220 Rustysilver
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Teachers and responders are first in line. They will be enough for them. Others may have to settle for pony or donkey meat.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:52 | 3275325 adr
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Hey Pony meat gotta be like veal right?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:20 | 3276252 Ropingdown
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They've served (assume they still do) horse steaks once a week for decades at the Harvard Faculty Club.  What's wrong with horse?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:19 | 3276248 Ropingdown
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How the hell did federal taxpayers get on the hook for local teacheers and cops/ff's in the first place?  Through pandering to unions so as to sway elections.  Those powers are retained by the states, who damned well ought to pay for them.  Good.  Lay off some teachers and cops.  Let neighbors look out for each other.  Let students be told it is their job to learn, read, study.  We did better with 40 kids per class than they do today with 16.  Jobs programs for votes, but with costs to us that run for a generation. It makes me ill.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | 3275093 hooligan2009
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so far so good...85 billion in cuts done..just the odd 1.5 trillion to go to return to surpluses and start repaying debt down from 100% of GDP to 50% so that the economy can grow at 5%!!!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:23 | 3275177 blu
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Nothing to it.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | 3275094 saints51
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We have a spending problem and need cuts..... NO SHIT MOTHER FUCKER. What tipped you off?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | 3275095 Tursas
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What a joke from Boehner!  Who is in charge of our conquest of the world?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | 3275096 ptoemmes
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Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:16 | 3275145 bigkahuna
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he aint got the guts...

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