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Boehner To Calm Fears (Or Not) - Live Webcast

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While it appears the Speaker has decided to hold his comments until after the cash markets close at 4pm ET, we suspect futures will get a kick out of his always-reassuring tone. Following the President's earlier demands for no sequester and more spending, we suspect Boehner will fully acquiesce and agree to a pony in everyone's stocking too... or not. Full webcast below.

 



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Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:57 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Boehner To Calm Fears...

"Morgan Stanley is fine!"

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment redpill
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If he cries, drink the whole f'n bottle

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment Almost Solvent
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Wait, he holds pressers where he doesn't cry?

Or at least have to clear his throat as his eyes moisten?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:26 | Link to Comment ChrisDG74
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#1 for the Bloodhound Gang reference.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:08 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Is anyone scared?  Yes, I can understand.  Some people might be more worried about .gov incompetence and/or evil than others.  Some technologies are more robust than others...

"Mid-Twentieth Century Technology"

http://tinyurl.com/abj7ddz

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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Kneeding my junk like two hard boiled eggs in a tube sock........

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment a growing concern
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That never seems to work with my wife...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:23 | Link to Comment ShorTed
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Archer...awesome +1

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Groundhog Day
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They are repeating the same thing 4 times, nice

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:08 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Where's the Word Cloud?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:14 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Pony, it's what's for dinner...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:57 | Link to Comment Banksters
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Jon Corzine is still free.  

 

FUCK THE GOVT.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment stinkhammer
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buy the dip you dips!!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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The guy is a total RIhNO... he should be shot and we could make some nice stuff with his ivory.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:07 | Link to Comment bigkahuna
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The DC politicians are all oligarchists. They care not for their country, only for their bank accounts. The left/right appearance is nothing but an appearance.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:05 | Link to Comment eclectic syncretist
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This fucking poser is always playing to the gallery.  Yet another narcissistic sociopathic loser without a clue as to what true patriotism is.  Where the hell do Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankenstein, and the other banksters find these crazy fuckers???!!  Why are we letting them put them in charge of our future??!!!!  Is this really the best we've got????  WTF, over?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Sequestration = 1/3 of one percent (as implemented over a few short years) of annual federal budget.

And it's the end of the world as they claim it.

 

 

WE ARE SO FUCKED.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment saints51
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We've been fucked since birth. We are just seeing the final act.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:05 | Link to Comment Nothing To See Here
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Hmm no, that's still to come. After SHTF, wait for the OWS movement to take control. MOAR goverment without banks = socialist utopia. That will be America's final act.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:08 | Link to Comment bigkahuna
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The banks are not letting go until the last drop is squeezed.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Lore
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Grassroots totalitarianism, bitchez!

THE POST SUSTAINABLE FUTURE

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:21 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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They are trying so hard to kick the can and keep things going because they know their fate if the shit hits the fan. Geithner is laughing is ass of right now playing gin with Corzine, Lewis and Mozillo.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:01 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Hey....wait a minute....

85 billion of total sequestration "cuts" (aka slow in GROWTH of spending) = 85 billion per month in Bernanke POMO...

 

Heyyyyy....waaaaiiiiit a minute........

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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THEY are so fucked. They will hang. Only a question of when, not if.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment mdtrader
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And they all liquidated their gold for equities in the last 2 weeks! Ha ha.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment saints51
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Another one of these sitcoms. Geez this shit is so old.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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Haha... faked you suckerz again! ~Bonehead

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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Fear?? What fear?? Did I miss something?? Is the boogeyman coming to eat us or what?

Anyone ``afraid`` of the sequester belongs in a mental institution.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:01 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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There's a name for this shit in DC.  They call it the Washington Monument Complex.

Whenever someone suggests cutting the budget, the kleptocrats immediately decide the only non-essential things to cut are the national parks, border control, access to the Smithsonian (and the Mall, hence the Monument), and the FAA (planes colliding).

May they rot in Hell.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Because their whole "shovel ready" economic theory and policies will collapse with all the layoffs/firings they will have once their sugardaddy Fed stops paying the rent, electric and water bills.

 

Long cardboard boxes and sleeping bags

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment tony bonn
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boehner will fold like a cheap negligee....that is a job requirement for republicans....gingrich showed the way in the 90s with his little boy histrionics.....he will huff, puff, and bluff, but will fold on cue - either today or in the very near future....

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment booboo
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*Boehner stiffens, Obama cries out in pain

*Stunning photo's of Uranus

More at 5 o'clock

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment scatterbrains
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666 bitchezz

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:07 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
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why dont Boner just say what they sayin on Bloomberg and CNBS...

"its Italy's fault...."

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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"Help us, Ben-Kenobi, you're our only Hope."

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:23 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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Heck! Even the dark side Emperor looks good next to these clowns.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:05 | Link to Comment orangegeek
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Nice fucking sell off in the final hour.  Now it's time to get afraid JB and there's nothing you can say or do.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Tidewater
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If the sequestration cuts go through, there may not be enough horsemeat for teachers and emergency responders.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:32 | Link to Comment Rustysilver
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Tidewater,

Teachers and responders are first in line. They will be enough for them. Others may have to settle for pony or donkey meat.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:52 | Link to Comment adr
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Hey Pony meat gotta be like veal right?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:20 | Link to Comment Ropingdown
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They've served (assume they still do) horse steaks once a week for decades at the Harvard Faculty Club.  What's wrong with horse?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:19 | Link to Comment Ropingdown
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How the hell did federal taxpayers get on the hook for local teacheers and cops/ff's in the first place?  Through pandering to unions so as to sway elections.  Those powers are retained by the states, who damned well ought to pay for them.  Good.  Lay off some teachers and cops.  Let neighbors look out for each other.  Let students be told it is their job to learn, read, study.  We did better with 40 kids per class than they do today with 16.  Jobs programs for votes, but with costs to us that run for a generation. It makes me ill.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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so far so good...85 billion in cuts done..just the odd 1.5 trillion to go to return to surpluses and start repaying debt down from 100% of GDP to 50% so that the economy can grow at 5%!!!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:23 | Link to Comment blu
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Nothing to it.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment saints51
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Summary:

 

We have a spending problem and need cuts..... NO SHIT MOTHER FUCKER. What tipped you off?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Tursas
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What a joke from Boehner!  Who is in charge of our conquest of the world?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:10 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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INDIANA BOEHNER 2

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:16 | Link to Comment bigkahuna
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he aint got the guts...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:16 | Link to Comment Race Car Driver
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He's just another fuckin' drunk in DC.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:36 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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FUK U BONER!!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
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i loved the scene from the NYSE and the Nasdaq showing muppets clapping at the close while the Dow was dropping 232 points....fucking surreal...

and of course another moron on CNBC sayin he's still buying cause shit is still so cheap and the reovery is still under way...fucking sociopaths r hilarious sometimes...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:12 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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don't forget those talking heads earn 2 million a year...just as well as their stock picks certainly don't...great reverse indicators though...goes to prove that assholes are useful!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:10 | Link to Comment thismarketisrigged
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watching the level 2 trading on my etrade account and seeing the red flash by non stop was a thing of beauty.

 

i hope this is just the beggining.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Motorhead
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Boehner is such a wanker.  Ooops, I shouldn't have said that as he might start crying.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:15 | Link to Comment Ropingdown
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He has to look sad, as if he's connected to the suffering.  Obama?  Same thing. Stagecraft.  Fine.  Obama insisted on the sequester provision.  Now it's working.  Good.  Time to cut spending.  The Fed's balance sheet holds real danger.  Credit contraction now will sort the wheat from the chaff.  Consumers have already retreated a bit, marking the beginning of "Is your f'g product really necessary?,"  and excellent game.  Europe's slid into the tank.  No reason we should pick up their pieces.  China can't afford to, either. 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:11 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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NO MORE SPENDING! POTUS NEEDS REHAB FOR HIS ADDICTION TO IT! TAN MAN SHEDS NOT A TEAR!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:35 | Link to Comment tickhound
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The system doesn't care how TOTUS or anyone feels about spending.  It requires credit expansion.  Anything else is noise.

"We can't SPEND our way to prosperity"

"We can't CUT our way to prosperity"

Obama switches the narrative when necessary, every four to eight, just like everyone else.  TOTUS has a role to play as Patriot Credit Expander in Chief.  The system determines this role.  And he readily conforms.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:44 | Link to Comment ndetmer
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Isn't the game of switch where you have one thumb in your ass, the other in your mouth and you switch?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:12 | Link to Comment 100pcDredge
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Say what?! What's he saying?? Volume?

Oh, I'm sorry, I still has 2 bananas in my ears.

But, don't worry!: I do not have children... and I am not even an American... still... I'm right here to save the American Dream - I do this for my 2 cats an nobody else!

Here: http://api.ning.com/files/gZ370kKXRSXtikhaaXgj29NCxtGlMrGfRelFROE3m9ugM2... there you go.

But don't tell anyone.

And back2sleepzZzz.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:16 | Link to Comment Savyindallas
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Hey Boehner you fraud! You want cuts to save your childrens' future?  Let's cut the 50,000 drones the Republicans want flying over our country! Get rid of the TSA goons -quit bailing out criminal Banksters  -quit starting foolish , ruinous wars for AIPAC  - Haven't you had your head up AIPAC's and Netanyahu's ass for too long? What's the matter, are republicans addicted to methane? Afraid to pull their heads out and smell the sweet odor of Liberty? You stinking Fraud  -go to hell and take that compromised Homosexual Lyndsey Graham with you-and that syphyllitic retard McCain too.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Hacksaw
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Wow, tell us what you really think. I like it!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Bingfa
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What a freaking banana republic we've become.

The whole thing is like a surreal SNL skit

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:50 | Link to Comment blu
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Future generations will not be amused.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:10 | Link to Comment Ropingdown
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Present generations are not amused, just oblivious to the 51% level.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:38 | Link to Comment A. Buttle
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He appears to have been secastrated, probably back in high school.

"Frankie, you brought the knife?"

"Yeah."

"We gonna have some mountain oysters for dinner tonight. Now hold still you little shit."

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:55 | Link to Comment xiam007
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Please don't Cry John Boehner....

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:21 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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Boehner is a modern day 'Cave (in) Man'. The worst Speaker in 60 years.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Ropingdown
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Who cares how Boehner speaks?  This isn't a rhetorical skills problem.  We need to cut federeal spending, and cut it now.  Obama thought he saw the way clear to yet another tax increase.  Even with the sequester spending will be up this year, due to civil servant salary increases, medicare, and social security provisions.  Talk like cave men, fine! Just start cutting federal spending.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Albertarocks
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Talk about a dumb politician with typical horrid timing.  He's going to take a hell of a hit when the market tanks on his words.  Because it's in tank mode regardless.  Just goes to show how incredibly out of touch with the market those posers really are.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:21 | Link to Comment jay28elle
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So just do what Ben does regardless of what is the right thing to do or say?

Time to stop pussy footing around and get biz done.

 

(The market needs a nice correction in order to resumr its march to 20K, anyway.)

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Overfed
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Well, fuck. If they want to save $100B a year, why not abolish the entire DHS/TSA?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 23:07 | Link to Comment goldfish1
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Now THAT would be a step in the right direction.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment jay28elle
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I finally agree 100% with Boehner.  Call stupid jerk Obama's bluff.

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