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Cramer Does It Again

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From the "Bear Stearns is fine" man himself, circa 7 hours ago: "It is a monster move. A lot of people being left behind. A lot of shorts. This thing won't die. There is a show, again, very good ratings, The walking dead. You know, you can't shoot this thing. Shoot it in the head and nobody's been able to do it. This thing has legs.... Can't talk enough about it"

 

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Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:43 | 3275267 lolmao500
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DOW 2600, yes we can!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:44 | 3275273 ZippyBananaPants
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Cramer can lick my salty nut sac!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:46 | 3275286 blu
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If someone told him it would improve ratings, he would do it on-air.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:52 | 3275318 DJ Happy Ending
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I have often wondered how many times he hosted Mad Money hopped up on coke.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:57 | 3275359 Fredo Corleone
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"No! No! No! Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they're more likely to be taken over. Don't move your money from Bear."

-- James Cramer. March 11, 2008.

...March 14, 2008:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/mar/14/creditcrunch.useconomy

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:58 | 3275367 Pladizow
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Had Money with Jim Kramer on CNBS!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:05 | 3275403 I am more equal...
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Mad Money went to ...

Fad Money which led to...

Had Money resulting in ...

Sad Money

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:12 | 3275428 mr. mirbach
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The trick to making a small fortune in today's market is to start with a LARGE fortune.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:14 | 3275433 James_Cole
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Jim Cramer is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:23 | 3275470 I think I need ...
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cramer is a psychopath, with attention always needed, he should have been on an island 10 years ago

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:59 | 3275575 TruthInSunshine
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Jim Cramer VS. Leonard the Wonder Monkey

 

Jim Cramer is right 49.27% of the time.
Jim Cramer's picks average a 0.15% ROI after 30 days.

 

Leonard The Wonder Monkey is right 49.55% of the time.
Leonard's picks average a 0.30% ROI after 30 days.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:11 | 3275626 a growing concern
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So, roughly the same as flipping a shiny new ASE?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:41 | 3275749 gmrpeabody
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Looks like they pulled  the plug on the video..., or something.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:59 | 3275800 GetZeeGold
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You know, you can't shoot this thing.

 

Need to take the safety off first.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:28 | 3275745 I am more equal...
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Kicked Cramer in his little monkey dick

You sucked the little monkey's dick.  Umm good, to the last drop.

 

So, what you are saying is Cramer is a monkey's offspring. Ummmmm.....  OK, I can see it.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:25 | 3275688 SAT 800
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Alcatraz comes to mind, immediately.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 21:09 | 3276030 tallen
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There's a reason why they call his show MAD money. You'd have to be insane to listen to his investment advice.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:16 | 3275640 Freddie
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Cramer and douche bag Krugman need to be "Mussolinied."

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:25 | 3275689 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Cage fight to the death! Freddie, you'll love it, since Mel Gibson is a huge anti-semite too!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Bogman_photo/Sci-Fi%20Film%20Sti...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 00:23 | 3276588 EscapingProgress
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I want to poop directly onto Cramer's bald head and rub it in.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:27 | 3275697 caimen garou
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J.C. is nothing more than a dingle berry hanging from the ass of wanna be dr. P.K.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:58 | 3275796 James_Cole
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Not a fan of the manchurian candidate I take it..

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:47 | 3275970 Desert Rat
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ru suggesting JC is a brainwashed pawn? hmmm... way to think outside the box...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:58 | 3275793 Crassus
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@ James Cole. I was one of the original Chinese workmen who laid the track on this stretch.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:14 | 3276232 mama said
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wow - your life must suck...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 00:28 | 3276603 ImReady
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He gave you coke, didn't he? 

 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 01:07 | 3276663 James_Cole
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C'mon has no one here seen / read MC? 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:09 | 3276214 ToNYC
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He Bad Money.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:02 | 3275377 Pool Shark
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If anybody needs to be shot in the head, it's Cramer.

Oh, wait,... that's his least vulnerable spot...

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 21:42 | 3276124 DeadFred
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One would need to be a very precise shot to hit anything vital

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:01 | 3275383 smlbizman
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honest question....whom do you think writes his scripts.....legit answers ....there is a pool of people to think of ....rev. al haha but who fuckin knows..what white house figure is pulling these strings...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:20 | 3275654 Race Car Driver
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Ken Lay.

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:14 | 3275434 Uber Vandal
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I loved how he perfectly spun that to mean don't move your deposits from Bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa50zFAdpto

Start at 0:22

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:43 | 3275537 thismarketisrigged
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@fred corleone, the best part about that entire cramer bear stearns thing was his excuse.

 

after he started getting blasted for that advice, he came up with an excuse that he was not talking about the stock bear stearns if it was safe or not to keep your money in it, but he claimed he was talking about his actual bank account.

 

now i have watched that show a decent amount of times for laughs, the only reason people call up is for stocks, not for there personal bank account information.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 02:57 | 3276763 All Risk No Reward
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Just doing "God of this world" work by separating the chaff from their debt money cash - but not the debt.

Got two faced money?  I thought so... [note - PDF format, but pretty good content]

http://www.thetwofacesofmoney.com/files/money.pdf

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:57 | 3275360 redpill
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Easier to ask how many times he's hosted it when he's not.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:58 | 3275364 Pladizow
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.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:21 | 3275458 Larry Dallas
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I'm still absolutely dumbfounded that he's not been taken out yet on a hit.

 

 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 02:59 | 3276764 All Risk No Reward
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Don't be - Cramer works for the people who control the hit men...  and spy on everyone's communication.

If anyone takes him down, it will be his handlers hwen it is time to go Night of Long Knives on these Vichy collaborating punks.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:36 | 3275515 Karl von Bahnhof
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Very many.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:52 | 3275570 Papasmurf
Tue, 02/26/2013 - 00:53 | 3276646 Rusty Shorts
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Jeeesssshhhh, that one never gets old...I mean EPIC meltdown...haaahahhhaaaahahaa

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 00:05 | 3276545 dogbreath
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I'd like to have the  income of his coke dealer

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:47 | 3275292 Spider
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Come on now, everyone knows that Cramer statements have a shelf life of 6 hours or so - its probably in the CNBC legalese.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:12 | 3275427 DoChenRollingBearing
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The shelf life of other things, say with 1950s technology, might be a little longer...  Stuff from that era is often EMP-proof as well!  This article is devoted to the young people here, just so you know what was accomplished "back in the old days"...

 

"Mid-Twentieth Century Technology"

http://tinyurl.com/abj7ddz

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:27 | 3275701 Tijuana Donkey Show
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You better hurry up and go boating...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:47 | 3275294 wee-weed up
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Cramer is the perfect sheeple's analyst!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:59 | 3275349 Pegasus Muse
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Cramer:  "Booyah, baby!  This market just won't die.  Got legs, I tell ya!"

Cramericans:  "We're gonna plaster your ugly mug on the Wall of Shame."

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:12 | 3275397 Paper CRUSHer
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*The embodiment of pure bullshit.

*The truest/purest form of a 'pull out your intestines and squeeze tha shit outta dem' salesman.

Only one answer folks please.Choose wisely.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:59 | 3275803 AgShaman
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Hahaha...."Big Pimpin" for the Wall St. Coporatocracy.

These whores are the definition of "job security"

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:54 | 3275305 TruthInSunshine
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First a semi-lucid (is there any other kind?) legacy-of-blowing-massive-bubbles Alan "What The Fuck Am I Actually Stating & Am I Speaking English" Greenspan opining that "stock prices have reached what appears to be a permanently high plateau" on cnBSc last week, and now one of the original clowns of ClowNBSC, and originator of the epic "[m]ost of these companies don't even have earnings per share, so we won't have to be constrained by that methodology for quarters to come" Winners of the New World...

Just sayin'.

BTFD. Especially Facefuck, ZNGA, AMZN, LULU, PCLN & CRM.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:12 | 3275430 Theta_Burn
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Alan "What The Fuck Am I Actually Stating & Am I Speaking English" Greenspan

Thats funny stuff

I recall watching him yrs ago and stood there mouth half open, and thinking to myself how stupid I was for not understanding his gibberish

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:27 | 3275698 Winston Churchill
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Like the Art Cashin quote.

"When Greenspan opens his mouth,the only question is if the drool

will hit the floor or the table first".

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:23 | 3275674 tenpanhandle
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BTFD (Buy the fucking dip) will one day equate to "buy the fucking dick"  and I mean the one that FYIYA (fucks you in your ass).

It can't go on forever.  just sayin'

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:53 | 3275988 Desert Rat
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LMAO, true, but until then... BTFD... The market is rigged, until 85B/month doesnt mean anything anymore...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 23:02 | 3276387 TruthInSunshine
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We're gettin' close when sequestration cuts of 85 billion that ObaMao and the Lame & Quite Main Stream Proxy Media are trying to induce panic over equals one month of Bernanke's POMO fiat.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 23:46 | 3276505 Desert Rat
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damn straight... sequestration my my hairy ass... got to panic the sheeple for another setup...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:02 | 3275388 FL_Conservative
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What is a court without its jester?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:06 | 3275408 Gene Parmesan
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Which of the Cs in CNBC stands for comedy?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:09 | 3275419 stacking12321
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typical floridian, no sense of history or knowledge.

historically, a jester is a truth-teller to kings - as he is thought of as a lowly fool he can get away with telling heretical truths that no one else dare speak.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:56 | 3276005 nmewn
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You got something against Floridians or the fools & clowns moving down here proclaiming lies as truth?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 19:42 | 3279768 stacking12321
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i think i gained an anti-florida bias back when i used to read fark.com, they have a special "florida" news tag for the dumb things floridians do.

but it's not just blind anti-florida racism, floridians really are dumber than bags of rocks for the most part, in real life. all that sun bakes their brains, maybe?

florida is a beautiful place of course, it's just that it would be greatly improved by the absence of the people in it.

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:24 | 3275680 SAT 800
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Making money on my S&P shorts sold at 1507; rode them all the way up to the recent top; never even worried about it. It's a bullshit public enthusiasm market; also a bullshit mutual fund and "hedge fund" market; but, it's certainly bullshit. The bottom is officially in in Comex Gold and Silver; buy the dip with both hands.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:01 | 3275384 Atlantis Consigliore
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screw C; screw Comcast, screw Universal NBC, Moochell; and the oscars, and MSNBC propaganda PRavda arm. of the state

F...em up the Ass. vote with your money, starve em, dont spend.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:27 | 3276268 Buck Johnson
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No kidding, and it will happen this time.  Because what else does the govt. has to keep it up with.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 03:26 | 3276786 Dre4dwolf
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Whats funny is you have 66 up and 6 down @ your "DOW 2600, yes we can!" statement, and "yes we can" backwards sounds like "thank you satan" when Obama says it.

 

Interesting.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:44 | 3275272 Edward Fiatski
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Clowns are all stranded.

Clown car has no wheels.

S.o.S. HALP

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:20 | 3275455 zapdude
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What a funny visual I just got. 

All Cramer needs now is the floppy shoes, the orange hair, and to randomly squeeze a bicycle horn during the show. 

It would dramatically improve his ratings!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:22 | 3275671 Edward Fiatski
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I think he's bald enough to try this. Gotta respect the dude for knowing he's the laughing stock of the financial world and keeping at it still.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:33 | 3275727 toys for tits
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Watch the Cramer interview on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and see if you have any respect left.

 

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-12-2009/jim-cramer-extended-...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 08:40 | 3277022 jcaz
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Ya, that was a fun interview, watching the man flush his spine right in front of the world.....

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:44 | 3275277 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Whoops.

But seriously, it's entertainment. Though many don't understand that. Which is a shame.

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:51 | 3275322 thismarketisrigged
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@dollar bill hiccup, i would not say its entertainment neccessarily.

 

things like tv shows, sporting events, movies, etc, thats entertainment.

 

cnbc markets themselves as the leader in business news, especially for the stock market, and when people watch cnbc, although someone like myself and im sure many other people on here watch it for a laugh of how comical they have become, many people out there are people who are wanting to get into the market, trying to learn something, begginers, and veterans, and when you have people like cramer, and link, and all those other talking heads spewing nonsense and misleading people, its not good.

 

this is peoples money. it would be nice if these people can actually come out and say the truth as to why we are rallying and not make pretend its an economic recovery globally

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:45 | 3275278 SheepDog-One
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FUK YOU CRAMHOLE!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:52 | 3275279 JLee2027
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Dead video. Fixed now, thanks

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:45 | 3275280 blu
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A zombie ate his brain ...

... and nobody noticed a difference.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:45 | 3275281 bigkahuna
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GOOD JOB KRAMER!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 22:42 | 3276313 bigkahuna
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I forgot to indicate the sarcasm...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:46 | 3275282 francis_sawyer
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And then Lenin read a book on Marx

The quartet, practiced, in the park

Then we sang durages, in the dark

The day... The Music... Died...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:53 | 3275336 blu
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And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye, sing'n This'll be the day that I die .. this'll be the day that I die.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:53 | 3275338 rhinoblitzing
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Lennon read a book on Marx

There - fixed it 4 ya

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:11 | 3275621 francis_sawyer
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You're getting your jews mixed up...

~~~

- Lennon was the Beatle, who, During the recording of "Baby, You're a Rich Man", he sang altered choruses of "Baby, you're a rich fag Jew". [in reference to manager Brian Epstein ~ who had a "thing" for Lennon]...

- Lenin [Vladimir Ilyich Lenin] was a Bolshevik Jew who helped de-stabilize Russia & thus wrote the script for all the uber socialist cancer that plagues most of western society today...

~~~

Egads man... U gotta keep your jews in proper context

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:55 | 3275788 Hedgetard55
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francis,

 

     Did you know that Jesus was a Jew? If so, do you know what tribe he was of? And if you do, how can you reconcile that with the fact that he had no natural father?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 21:34 | 3276102 francis_sawyer
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How the hell did Jesus get into the discussion?

~~~

But... since you brought it up, I'll go back to my point of origin...

"The Father, Son, & the Holy Ghost... They caught the last train for the coast... The day. The music. Died." 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:46 | 3275283 Number 156
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Again:

Skip to 30 seconds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9_e4ySRYA

When you wathch it, imagine Kramer as one of those characters.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:50 | 3275311 SheepDog-One
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Mastodon and Muppets....doesn't get any better than that!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:46 | 3275284 quasimodo
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Does anyone, ANYONE give a rusty fuck what this dipshit has to say? Besides the stupid sheep f-kers?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:55 | 3275352 Number 156
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Does anyone, ANYONE give a rusty fuck what this dipshit has to say? Besides the stupid sheep f-kers?

Yup. other than the comedy value, I dont think anyone here does.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:47 | 3275290 Ignatius
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"Cramer Does It Again"

It's a guilty pleasure, I know, but I enjoy every ZH article that points out once again that Cramer is a wanker.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:46 | 3275548 Gimp
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Getting a vote-up for using the word "Wanker" .

Like to see some "Bollucks" once in a while. LOL

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:47 | 3275295 jmcadg
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Is he talking about himself?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:48 | 3275301 Jason T
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Shoot it in the head?  is that kind of rhetoric even legal in BloombergVille?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:52 | 3275328 Nothing To See Here
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Well actually, guns are still more legal than sodas in NYC if I am correct.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:49 | 3275308 SmallerGovNow2
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Biggest tool of the fools...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:52 | 3275326 Temporalist
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"One of the greatest I've ever seen..."

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:27 | 3275486 tickhound
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...until Dykstra stole millions, sold the family business, and swindled his MOM.  "I bought Wayne Gretzky's house at the peak, so I should be a stock picker."  LMAO

When Cramer misses, he misses BIG.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:53 | 3275333 GrinandBearit
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How could anyone take anything this assclown says seriously?  He makes a fool of himself on a daily basis. 

Total buffoon.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:53 | 3275339 stickyfingers
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Cramer & reality - oil & water

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:31 | 3275714 tenpanhandle
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Shake vigorously and pour on salad then watch JPM & GS eat your salad for lunch.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:54 | 3275340 AON
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The only thing that won't die is Cramer.  The fact that people want to listen to this buffoon rant about the markets should have been, would have been, if it weren't Ben "fuckstick" Bernanke, the greatest contrarian top call for the markets years ago when he first showed up. 

The fact that he's still on the air is testament to the insanity of the world we now inhabit.

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:03 | 3275398 NotApplicable
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Plausible deniability is a powerful tool in the right hands.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:08 | 3275415 otto skorzeny
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the definition of insanity is CNBC trotting out these same buffoons day in and day out and wondering why their ratings fucking suck. my wife won't let me turn it on when she is in the house.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:54 | 3275347 Charles Nelson ...
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Fuckin Cramer needs one of these (0:45 seconds in) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esvgAm1Fww

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:55 | 3275350 Theta_Burn
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Certian people have that innate ability to create in others "douch-bag chills" when listened to.

This fucking Cramer is truely talented....

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:55 | 3275351 lizzy36
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I don't understand how he has a tv show. 

I am baffled that people outside of financial industry (who have cnbc on 24/7 in offices), even know who he is. 

I laugh everytime he says "my $500m hedgefund".......because everyone knows that $500m is the size of a decent retail brokers book. Which is sort of what cramer is: a caricature of a boiler room retail broker.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 08:48 | 3277039 jcaz
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Absolutely....  I'm still waiting for him to explain- EXACTLY- what happened to his hedge fund,  because as I recall,  he woke up one day,  and he's full time with CNBC,  his hedge fund is "retired", and all the SEC attention he was getting for front-running stocks on his 5 min show to his buddies magically went away......

I do love when he reported his "20+% average annual return net of fees" track record, tho.... Oh really, Jimbo?  And where is this documented?  

Bottom line is if he was really that good, he would have had a lot more under management, and he'd still be running it.....

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:56 | 3275355 razorthin
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And they say technical analysis doesn't work!  He's my favorite indicator.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:09 | 3275356 Paper CRUSHer
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Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:56 | 3275358 Silverhog
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Oh... I thought he was talking about Gold. 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:57 | 3275361 BudFox2012
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That's Cramer?  And to think all these years I thought CNBC was running reruns of Beavis and Butthead in that time slot.  Who knew?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:57 | 3275363 eclectic syncretist
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Cramer has about as much chance of making a correct call as a monkey throwing darts in the dark, maybe even less of a chance than Kim Kardashian has of becoming a good parent.

I used to figure just always fade whatever he might have to say but soon realized it's a total waste of time to pay any attention at all to him.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:58 | 3275366 chump666
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hahahahaha

Money WAS going into USD denominated assets for months.  Who the f*ck are these guys?  Cramer baby, c'mon white lines are no good...

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:00 | 3275378 algol_dog
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What did this guy really do in his life? He ran a hedge fund during the biggest bull market in the history of the world. A monkey could've made money in the late 80's and 90's.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:12 | 3275424 ziggy59
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You mean during the non existing bubble that greenspan said didnt exist until it did? The period of time where the banks and brokerages and analysts lied and made trillions on the Sheeple? And then had to pay back a fraction of their stolen fortunes in fines and settlements?

We seem to forget our stupidity and greed and got used to being abused by the so called money masters.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:01 | 3275379 lolmao500
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When his call is proved BS, will he put the blame on the snowstorm like the government?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:01 | 3275382 ableman28
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99% of the blather on financial channels can be reduced to this........."blah blah blah blah, so now is the time to buy".

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:02 | 3275389 loveyajimbo
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In Obungaland... if you are no good at lying with intensity... you are yesterday's news...  kramer is a world-class colon polyp... he could be the next Sec State...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:03 | 3275396 WhiteNight123129
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Inflationary ~recovery~ if you look at nominal GDP ~depression~ if you look at real GDP is coming!!!

ROTATION EXPLAINED: Move out of stock and bonds to buy food.

 

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:06 | 3275410 ziggy59
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Hes gotta be related to Honey Boo Boo

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:10 | 3275421 lolmao500
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Suckermoney on CNBS with James Cramer...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:11 | 3275425 Scalaris
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Jim Cramer is what a credit rating agency would look like, if it assumed the physical form of a pink-skinned trollish bipod.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:15 | 3275436 Henry Hub
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OK this proves that this is a top. They say they don't ring a bell at the top, but this call by Cramer has to be as close as it gets. DING, DING, DING

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:17 | 3275441 RichardENixon
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That explains today's market dump.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:17 | 3275442 CDNX fan
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Yeah but the move from last summer has made me a boatload...one down day does not a crash make, lads. Hedged with the VIX calls from under 15 so I am bulletproof. Buy the dippy and give no lippy.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:18 | 3275444 adr
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I took a giant crap and asked it for financial advice. It went down further into the toilet, I took that as a sign to sell.

I heard the turd will get a show on CNBS.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:19 | 3275449 sodbuster
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NoNoNo!! Bear Stearns is FINE!!!!!!!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:19 | 3275451 americanspirit
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His soul is on his face - just look carefully. Corrupt, twisted, and dead.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:19 | 3275453 Downtoolong
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At this point, I'm more inclined to take advice from Cosmo Kramer.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:21 | 3275459 Sudden Debt
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Cramer... I wonder how a monkey like that must feel... on the other hand... still to many morons watching that moron...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:39 | 3275743 tenpanhandle
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and unfortunately me, via ZH.  To ZH: please put a warning on these videos such as "do not watch without a barf bag close by".

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:21 | 3275462 Gimp
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Cramer speaks - I'm going all in baby!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:21 | 3275463 jbvtme
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cnbc?  really?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:22 | 3275466 TahoeBilly2012
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"significant rally" from fucking where Cramerica you funking wack job. If your house looses 75% of it's value, inflation pops 25% and you house comes back 50% you are in great shape according to this tool.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:22 | 3275468 working class dog
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I liked Jim Cramer better when he was a drug addict.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:25 | 3275476 Gimp
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He's high on something...carpet glue perhaps??

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:24 | 3275475 The Fonz...befo...
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THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR>>>

 

OL TOP TICK Cramer does it again....this is it....markets doomed now..

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:26 | 3275479 SillySalesmanQu...
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It's all Cramer's fault the markets went belly up this afternoon...Bush too!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:26 | 3275481 knotjammin2
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The only thing Cramer can call is his mother.  This guy is a joke!!!!!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:30 | 3275490 negative rates
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Must be a slow news day.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:34 | 3275504 reTARD
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He's a guy talking about women?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:34 | 3275506 Dadburnitpa
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Carnival barker.  Clueless tool.  Whore.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:42 | 3275534 which way weste...
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real justice would be served if a fan showed up at usc and thanked his daughter in person

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:03 | 3275810 Village Smithy
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I don't like Jim Cramer one bit but that is over-the-top.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:18 | 3275845 which way weste...
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how so?

this jew needs, deserves, and wants to have his alan berg moment

maybe going into or leaving the studio, maybe in his driveway

this "jew" is going to get what he deserves

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:28 | 3275890 css1971
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You are a psychopath, clearly as dumb as a brick but most of all, you are a coward.

You'll make a great camp guard.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:35 | 3275919 which way weste...
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typical "jewish" projection

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:46 | 3275966 Everybodys All ...
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being an asshole has nothing to do with the guys religion.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:51 | 3275980 which way weste...
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is it a religion or a race?

I know of the kol nidre and purim

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