Cramer Does It Again

Tyler Durden's picture

From the "Bear Stearns is fine" man himself, circa 7 hours ago: "It is a monster move. A lot of people being left behind. A lot of shorts. This thing won't die. There is a show, again, very good ratings, The walking dead. You know, you can't shoot this thing. Shoot it in the head and nobody's been able to do it. This thing has legs.... Can't talk enough about it"

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lolmao500's picture

DOW 2600, yes we can!

ZippyBananaPants's picture

Cramer can lick my salty nut sac!

blu's picture

If someone told him it would improve ratings, he would do it on-air.

DJ Happy Ending's picture

I have often wondered how many times he hosted Mad Money hopped up on coke.

Fredo Corleone's picture

"No! No! No! Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they're more likely to be taken over. Don't move your money from Bear."

-- James Cramer. March 11, 2008.

...March 14, 2008:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/mar/14/creditcrunch.useconomy

Pladizow's picture

Had Money with Jim Kramer on CNBS!

I am more equal than others's picture

 

 

 

Mad Money went to ...

Fad Money which led to...

Had Money resulting in ...

Sad Money

mr. mirbach's picture

The trick to making a small fortune in today's market is to start with a LARGE fortune.

James_Cole's picture

Jim Cramer is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

I think I need to buy a gun's picture

cramer is a psychopath, with attention always needed, he should have been on an island 10 years ago

TruthInSunshine's picture
Jim Cramer VS. Leonard the Wonder Monkey

 

Jim Cramer is right 49.27% of the time.
Jim Cramer's picks average a 0.15% ROI after 30 days.

 

Leonard The Wonder Monkey is right 49.55% of the time.
Leonard's picks average a 0.30% ROI after 30 days.

a growing concern's picture

So, roughly the same as flipping a shiny new ASE?

gmrpeabody's picture

Looks like they pulled  the plug on the video..., or something.

I am more equal than others's picture

Kicked Cramer in his little monkey dick

You sucked the little monkey's dick.  Umm good, to the last drop.

 

So, what you are saying is Cramer is a monkey's offspring. Ummmmm.....  OK, I can see it.

SAT 800's picture

Alcatraz comes to mind, immediately.

tallen's picture

There's a reason why they call his show MAD money. You'd have to be insane to listen to his investment advice.

Freddie's picture

Cramer and douche bag Krugman need to be "Mussolinied."

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

Cage fight to the death! Freddie, you'll love it, since Mel Gibson is a huge anti-semite too!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Bogman_photo/Sci-Fi%20Film%20Sti...

EscapingProgress's picture

I want to poop directly onto Cramer's bald head and rub it in.

caimen garou's picture

J.C. is nothing more than a dingle berry hanging from the ass of wanna be dr. P.K.

James_Cole's picture

Not a fan of the manchurian candidate I take it..

Desert Rat's picture

ru suggesting JC is a brainwashed pawn? hmmm... way to think outside the box...

Crassus's picture

@ James Cole. I was one of the original Chinese workmen who laid the track on this stretch.

mama said's picture

wow - your life must suck...

ImReady's picture

He gave you coke, didn't he? 

 

James_Cole's picture

C'mon has no one here seen / read MC? 

Pool Shark's picture

 

 

If anybody needs to be shot in the head, it's Cramer.

Oh, wait,... that's his least vulnerable spot...

 

DeadFred's picture

One would need to be a very precise shot to hit anything vital

smlbizman's picture

honest question....whom do you think writes his scripts.....legit answers ....there is a pool of people to think of ....rev. al haha but who fuckin knows..what white house figure is pulling these strings...

Uber Vandal's picture

I loved how he perfectly spun that to mean don't move your deposits from Bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa50zFAdpto

Start at 0:22

 

thismarketisrigged's picture

@fred corleone, the best part about that entire cramer bear stearns thing was his excuse.

 

after he started getting blasted for that advice, he came up with an excuse that he was not talking about the stock bear stearns if it was safe or not to keep your money in it, but he claimed he was talking about his actual bank account.

 

now i have watched that show a decent amount of times for laughs, the only reason people call up is for stocks, not for there personal bank account information.

All Risk No Reward's picture

Just doing "God of this world" work by separating the chaff from their debt money cash - but not the debt.

Got two faced money?  I thought so... [note - PDF format, but pretty good content]

http://www.thetwofacesofmoney.com/files/money.pdf

redpill's picture

Easier to ask how many times he's hosted it when he's not.

Larry Dallas's picture

I'm still absolutely dumbfounded that he's not been taken out yet on a hit.

 

 

All Risk No Reward's picture

Don't be - Cramer works for the people who control the hit men...  and spy on everyone's communication.

If anyone takes him down, it will be his handlers hwen it is time to go Night of Long Knives on these Vichy collaborating punks.

Rusty Shorts's picture

Jeeesssshhhh, that one never gets old...I mean EPIC meltdown...haaahahhhaaaahahaa

dogbreath's picture

I'd like to have the  income of his coke dealer

Spider's picture

Come on now, everyone knows that Cramer statements have a shelf life of 6 hours or so - its probably in the CNBC legalese.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

The shelf life of other things, say with 1950s technology, might be a little longer...  Stuff from that era is often EMP-proof as well!  This article is devoted to the young people here, just so you know what was accomplished "back in the old days"...

 

"Mid-Twentieth Century Technology"

http://tinyurl.com/abj7ddz

 

wee-weed up's picture

Cramer is the perfect sheeple's analyst!

Pegasus Muse's picture

Cramer:  "Booyah, baby!  This market just won't die.  Got legs, I tell ya!"

Cramericans:  "We're gonna plaster your ugly mug on the Wall of Shame."

Paper CRUSHer's picture

*The embodiment of pure bullshit.

*The truest/purest form of a 'pull out your intestines and squeeze tha shit outta dem' salesman.

Only one answer folks please.Choose wisely.