Cramer Does It Again
From the "Bear Stearns is fine" man himself, circa 7 hours ago: "It is a monster move. A lot of people being left behind. A lot of shorts. This thing won't die. There is a show, again, very good ratings, The walking dead. You know, you can't shoot this thing. Shoot it in the head and nobody's been able to do it. This thing has legs.... Can't talk enough about it"
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DOW 2600, yes we can!
Cramer can lick my salty nut sac!
If someone told him it would improve ratings, he would do it on-air.
I have often wondered how many times he hosted Mad Money hopped up on coke.
"No! No! No! Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they're more likely to be taken over. Don't move your money from Bear."
-- James Cramer. March 11, 2008.
...March 14, 2008:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/mar/14/creditcrunch.useconomy
Had Money with Jim Kramer on CNBS!
Mad Money went to ...
Fad Money which led to...
Had Money resulting in ...
Sad Money
The trick to making a small fortune in today's market is to start with a LARGE fortune.
Jim Cramer is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
cramer is a psychopath, with attention always needed, he should have been on an island 10 years ago
So, roughly the same as flipping a shiny new ASE?
Looks like they pulled the plug on the video..., or something.
You know, you can't shoot this thing.
Need to take the safety off first.
Times up?
http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2013/02/dow-14000-world-war-three.html
Kicked Cramer in his little monkey dick
You sucked the little monkey's dick. Umm good, to the last drop.
So, what you are saying is Cramer is a monkey's offspring. Ummmmm..... OK, I can see it.
Alcatraz comes to mind, immediately.
There's a reason why they call his show MAD money. You'd have to be insane to listen to his investment advice.
Cramer and douche bag Krugman need to be "Mussolinied."
Cage fight to the death! Freddie, you'll love it, since Mel Gibson is a huge anti-semite too!
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Bogman_photo/Sci-Fi%20Film%20Sti...
I want to poop directly onto Cramer's bald head and rub it in.
J.C. is nothing more than a dingle berry hanging from the ass of wanna be dr. P.K.
Not a fan of the manchurian candidate I take it..
ru suggesting JC is a brainwashed pawn? hmmm... way to think outside the box...
@ James Cole. I was one of the original Chinese workmen who laid the track on this stretch.
wow - your life must suck...
He gave you coke, didn't he?
C'mon has no one here seen / read MC?
He Bad Money.
If anybody needs to be shot in the head, it's Cramer.
Oh, wait,... that's his least vulnerable spot...
One would need to be a very precise shot to hit anything vital
honest question....whom do you think writes his scripts.....legit answers ....there is a pool of people to think of ....rev. al haha but who fuckin knows..what white house figure is pulling these strings...
Ken Lay.
I loved how he perfectly spun that to mean don't move your deposits from Bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa50zFAdpto
Start at 0:22
@fred corleone, the best part about that entire cramer bear stearns thing was his excuse.
after he started getting blasted for that advice, he came up with an excuse that he was not talking about the stock bear stearns if it was safe or not to keep your money in it, but he claimed he was talking about his actual bank account.
now i have watched that show a decent amount of times for laughs, the only reason people call up is for stocks, not for there personal bank account information.
Just doing "God of this world" work by separating the chaff from their debt money cash - but not the debt.
Got two faced money? I thought so... [note - PDF format, but pretty good content]
http://www.thetwofacesofmoney.com/files/money.pdf
Easier to ask how many times he's hosted it when he's not.
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I'm still absolutely dumbfounded that he's not been taken out yet on a hit.
Don't be - Cramer works for the people who control the hit men... and spy on everyone's communication.
If anyone takes him down, it will be his handlers hwen it is time to go Night of Long Knives on these Vichy collaborating punks.
Very many.
coming off the rails
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79HLnTPxMho
Jeeesssshhhh, that one never gets old...I mean EPIC meltdown...haaahahhhaaaahahaa
I'd like to have the income of his coke dealer
Come on now, everyone knows that Cramer statements have a shelf life of 6 hours or so - its probably in the CNBC legalese.
The shelf life of other things, say with 1950s technology, might be a little longer... Stuff from that era is often EMP-proof as well! This article is devoted to the young people here, just so you know what was accomplished "back in the old days"...
"Mid-Twentieth Century Technology"
http://tinyurl.com/abj7ddz
You better hurry up and go boating...
Cramer is the perfect sheeple's analyst!
Cramer: "Booyah, baby! This market just won't die. Got legs, I tell ya!"
Cramericans: "We're gonna plaster your ugly mug on the Wall of Shame."
*The embodiment of pure bullshit.
*The truest/purest form of a 'pull out your intestines and squeeze tha shit outta dem' salesman.
Only one answer folks please.Choose wisely.