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Cramer Does It Again
From the "Bear Stearns is fine" man himself, circa 7 hours ago: "It is a monster move. A lot of people being left behind. A lot of shorts. This thing won't die. There is a show, again, very good ratings, The walking dead. You know, you can't shoot this thing. Shoot it in the head and nobody's been able to do it. This thing has legs.... Can't talk enough about it"
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DOW 2600, yes we can!
Cramer can lick my salty nut sac!
If someone told him it would improve ratings, he would do it on-air.
I have often wondered how many times he hosted Mad Money hopped up on coke.
"No! No! No! Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they're more likely to be taken over. Don't move your money from Bear."
-- James Cramer. March 11, 2008.
...March 14, 2008:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/mar/14/creditcrunch.useconomy
Had Money with Jim Kramer on CNBS!
Mad Money went to ...
Fad Money which led to...
Had Money resulting in ...
Sad Money
The trick to making a small fortune in today's market is to start with a LARGE fortune.
Jim Cramer is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
cramer is a psychopath, with attention always needed, he should have been on an island 10 years ago
So, roughly the same as flipping a shiny new ASE?
Looks like they pulled the plug on the video..., or something.
You know, you can't shoot this thing.
Need to take the safety off first.
Times up?
http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2013/02/dow-14000-world-war-three.html
Kicked Cramer in his little monkey dick
You sucked the little monkey's dick. Umm good, to the last drop.
So, what you are saying is Cramer is a monkey's offspring. Ummmmm..... OK, I can see it.
Alcatraz comes to mind, immediately.
There's a reason why they call his show MAD money. You'd have to be insane to listen to his investment advice.
Cramer and douche bag Krugman need to be "Mussolinied."
Cage fight to the death! Freddie, you'll love it, since Mel Gibson is a huge anti-semite too!
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Bogman_photo/Sci-Fi%20Film%20Sti...
I want to poop directly onto Cramer's bald head and rub it in.
J.C. is nothing more than a dingle berry hanging from the ass of wanna be dr. P.K.
Not a fan of the manchurian candidate I take it..
ru suggesting JC is a brainwashed pawn? hmmm... way to think outside the box...
@ James Cole. I was one of the original Chinese workmen who laid the track on this stretch.
wow - your life must suck...
He gave you coke, didn't he?
C'mon has no one here seen / read MC?
He Bad Money.
If anybody needs to be shot in the head, it's Cramer.
Oh, wait,... that's his least vulnerable spot...
One would need to be a very precise shot to hit anything vital
honest question....whom do you think writes his scripts.....legit answers ....there is a pool of people to think of ....rev. al haha but who fuckin knows..what white house figure is pulling these strings...
Ken Lay.
I loved how he perfectly spun that to mean don't move your deposits from Bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa50zFAdpto
Start at 0:22
@fred corleone, the best part about that entire cramer bear stearns thing was his excuse.
after he started getting blasted for that advice, he came up with an excuse that he was not talking about the stock bear stearns if it was safe or not to keep your money in it, but he claimed he was talking about his actual bank account.
now i have watched that show a decent amount of times for laughs, the only reason people call up is for stocks, not for there personal bank account information.
Just doing "God of this world" work by separating the chaff from their debt money cash - but not the debt.
Got two faced money? I thought so... [note - PDF format, but pretty good content]
http://www.thetwofacesofmoney.com/files/money.pdf
Easier to ask how many times he's hosted it when he's not.
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I'm still absolutely dumbfounded that he's not been taken out yet on a hit.
Don't be - Cramer works for the people who control the hit men... and spy on everyone's communication.
If anyone takes him down, it will be his handlers hwen it is time to go Night of Long Knives on these Vichy collaborating punks.
Very many.
coming off the rails
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79HLnTPxMho
Jeeesssshhhh, that one never gets old...I mean EPIC meltdown...haaahahhhaaaahahaa
I'd like to have the income of his coke dealer
Come on now, everyone knows that Cramer statements have a shelf life of 6 hours or so - its probably in the CNBC legalese.
The shelf life of other things, say with 1950s technology, might be a little longer... Stuff from that era is often EMP-proof as well! This article is devoted to the young people here, just so you know what was accomplished "back in the old days"...
"Mid-Twentieth Century Technology"
http://tinyurl.com/abj7ddz
You better hurry up and go boating...
Cramer is the perfect sheeple's analyst!
Cramer: "Booyah, baby! This market just won't die. Got legs, I tell ya!"
Cramericans: "We're gonna plaster your ugly mug on the Wall of Shame."
*The embodiment of pure bullshit.
*The truest/purest form of a 'pull out your intestines and squeeze tha shit outta dem' salesman.
Only one answer folks please.Choose wisely.
Hahaha...."Big Pimpin" for the Wall St. Coporatocracy.
These whores are the definition of "job security"
First a semi-lucid (is there any other kind?) legacy-of-blowing-massive-bubbles Alan "What The Fuck Am I Actually Stating & Am I Speaking English" Greenspan opining that "stock prices have reached what appears to be a permanently high plateau" on cnBSc last week, and now one of the original clowns of ClowNBSC, and originator of the epic "[m]ost of these companies don't even have earnings per share, so we won't have to be constrained by that methodology for quarters to come" Winners of the New World...
Just sayin'.
BTFD. Especially Facefuck, ZNGA, AMZN, LULU, PCLN & CRM.
Alan "What The Fuck Am I Actually Stating & Am I Speaking English" Greenspan
Thats funny stuff
I recall watching him yrs ago and stood there mouth half open, and thinking to myself how stupid I was for not understanding his gibberish
Like the Art Cashin quote.
"When Greenspan opens his mouth,the only question is if the drool
will hit the floor or the table first".
BTFD (Buy the fucking dip) will one day equate to "buy the fucking dick" and I mean the one that FYIYA (fucks you in your ass).
It can't go on forever. just sayin'
LMAO, true, but until then... BTFD... The market is rigged, until 85B/month doesnt mean anything anymore...
We're gettin' close when sequestration cuts of 85 billion that ObaMao and the Lame & Quite Main Stream Proxy Media are trying to induce panic over equals one month of Bernanke's POMO fiat.
damn straight... sequestration my my hairy ass... got to panic the sheeple for another setup...
What is a court without its jester?
Which of the Cs in CNBC stands for comedy?
typical floridian, no sense of history or knowledge.
historically, a jester is a truth-teller to kings - as he is thought of as a lowly fool he can get away with telling heretical truths that no one else dare speak.
You got something against Floridians or the fools & clowns moving down here proclaiming lies as truth?
i think i gained an anti-florida bias back when i used to read fark.com, they have a special "florida" news tag for the dumb things floridians do.
but it's not just blind anti-florida racism, floridians really are dumber than bags of rocks for the most part, in real life. all that sun bakes their brains, maybe?
florida is a beautiful place of course, it's just that it would be greatly improved by the absence of the people in it.
Making money on my S&P shorts sold at 1507; rode them all the way up to the recent top; never even worried about it. It's a bullshit public enthusiasm market; also a bullshit mutual fund and "hedge fund" market; but, it's certainly bullshit. The bottom is officially in in Comex Gold and Silver; buy the dip with both hands.
screw C; screw Comcast, screw Universal NBC, Moochell; and the oscars, and MSNBC propaganda PRavda arm. of the state
F...em up the Ass. vote with your money, starve em, dont spend.
No kidding, and it will happen this time. Because what else does the govt. has to keep it up with.
Whats funny is you have 66 up and 6 down @ your "DOW 2600, yes we can!" statement, and "yes we can" backwards sounds like "thank you satan" when Obama says it.
Interesting.
Clowns are all stranded.
Clown car has no wheels.
S.o.S. HALP
What a funny visual I just got.
All Cramer needs now is the floppy shoes, the orange hair, and to randomly squeeze a bicycle horn during the show.
It would dramatically improve his ratings!
I think he's bald enough to try this. Gotta respect the dude for knowing he's the laughing stock of the financial world and keeping at it still.
Watch the Cramer interview on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and see if you have any respect left.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-12-2009/jim-cramer-extended-...
Ya, that was a fun interview, watching the man flush his spine right in front of the world.....
Whoops.
But seriously, it's entertainment. Though many don't understand that. Which is a shame.
@dollar bill hiccup, i would not say its entertainment neccessarily.
things like tv shows, sporting events, movies, etc, thats entertainment.
cnbc markets themselves as the leader in business news, especially for the stock market, and when people watch cnbc, although someone like myself and im sure many other people on here watch it for a laugh of how comical they have become, many people out there are people who are wanting to get into the market, trying to learn something, begginers, and veterans, and when you have people like cramer, and link, and all those other talking heads spewing nonsense and misleading people, its not good.
this is peoples money. it would be nice if these people can actually come out and say the truth as to why we are rallying and not make pretend its an economic recovery globally
FUK YOU CRAMHOLE!
Dead video. Fixed now, thanks
A zombie ate his brain ...
... and nobody noticed a difference.
GOOD JOB KRAMER!
I forgot to indicate the sarcasm...
And then Lenin read a book on Marx
The quartet, practiced, in the park
Then we sang durages, in the dark
The day... The Music... Died...
And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye, sing'n This'll be the day that I die .. this'll be the day that I die.
Lennon read a book on Marx
There - fixed it 4 ya
You're getting your jews mixed up...
~~~
- Lennon was the Beatle, who, During the recording of "Baby, You're a Rich Man", he sang altered choruses of "Baby, you're a rich fag Jew". [in reference to manager Brian Epstein ~ who had a "thing" for Lennon]...
- Lenin [Vladimir Ilyich Lenin] was a Bolshevik Jew who helped de-stabilize Russia & thus wrote the script for all the uber socialist cancer that plagues most of western society today...
~~~
Egads man... U gotta keep your jews in proper context
francis,
Did you know that Jesus was a Jew? If so, do you know what tribe he was of? And if you do, how can you reconcile that with the fact that he had no natural father?
How the hell did Jesus get into the discussion?
~~~
But... since you brought it up, I'll go back to my point of origin...
"The Father, Son, & the Holy Ghost... They caught the last train for the coast... The day. The music. Died."
Again:
Skip to 30 seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9_e4ySRYA
When you wathch it, imagine Kramer as one of those characters.
Mastodon and Muppets....doesn't get any better than that!
Does anyone, ANYONE give a rusty fuck what this dipshit has to say? Besides the stupid sheep f-kers?
Yup. other than the comedy value, I dont think anyone here does.
"Cramer Does It Again"
It's a guilty pleasure, I know, but I enjoy every ZH article that points out once again that Cramer is a wanker.
Getting a vote-up for using the word "Wanker" .
Like to see some "Bollucks" once in a while. LOL
Is he talking about himself?
Shoot it in the head? is that kind of rhetoric even legal in BloombergVille?
Well actually, guns are still more legal than sodas in NYC if I am correct.
Biggest tool of the fools...
"One of the greatest I've ever seen..."
...until Dykstra stole millions, sold the family business, and swindled his MOM. "I bought Wayne Gretzky's house at the peak, so I should be a stock picker." LMAO
When Cramer misses, he misses BIG.
How could anyone take anything this assclown says seriously? He makes a fool of himself on a daily basis.
Total buffoon.
Cramer & reality - oil & water
Shake vigorously and pour on salad then watch JPM & GS eat your salad for lunch.
The only thing that won't die is Cramer. The fact that people want to listen to this buffoon rant about the markets should have been, would have been, if it weren't Ben "fuckstick" Bernanke, the greatest contrarian top call for the markets years ago when he first showed up.
The fact that he's still on the air is testament to the insanity of the world we now inhabit.
Plausible deniability is a powerful tool in the right hands.
the definition of insanity is CNBC trotting out these same buffoons day in and day out and wondering why their ratings fucking suck. my wife won't let me turn it on when she is in the house.
Fuckin Cramer needs one of these (0:45 seconds in) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5esvgAm1Fww
Certian people have that innate ability to create in others "douch-bag chills" when listened to.
This fucking Cramer is truely talented....
I don't understand how he has a tv show.
I am baffled that people outside of financial industry (who have cnbc on 24/7 in offices), even know who he is.
I laugh everytime he says "my $500m hedgefund".......because everyone knows that $500m is the size of a decent retail brokers book. Which is sort of what cramer is: a caricature of a boiler room retail broker.
Absolutely.... I'm still waiting for him to explain- EXACTLY- what happened to his hedge fund, because as I recall, he woke up one day, and he's full time with CNBC, his hedge fund is "retired", and all the SEC attention he was getting for front-running stocks on his 5 min show to his buddies magically went away......
I do love when he reported his "20+% average annual return net of fees" track record, tho.... Oh really, Jimbo? And where is this documented?
Bottom line is if he was really that good, he would have had a lot more under management, and he'd still be running it.....
And they say technical analysis doesn't work! He's my favorite indicator.
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Oh... I thought he was talking about Gold.
That's Cramer? And to think all these years I thought CNBC was running reruns of Beavis and Butthead in that time slot. Who knew?
Cramer has about as much chance of making a correct call as a monkey throwing darts in the dark, maybe even less of a chance than Kim Kardashian has of becoming a good parent.
I used to figure just always fade whatever he might have to say but soon realized it's a total waste of time to pay any attention at all to him.
hahahahaha
Money WAS going into USD denominated assets for months. Who the f*ck are these guys? Cramer baby, c'mon white lines are no good...
What did this guy really do in his life? He ran a hedge fund during the biggest bull market in the history of the world. A monkey could've made money in the late 80's and 90's.
You mean during the non existing bubble that greenspan said didnt exist until it did? The period of time where the banks and brokerages and analysts lied and made trillions on the Sheeple? And then had to pay back a fraction of their stolen fortunes in fines and settlements?
We seem to forget our stupidity and greed and got used to being abused by the so called money masters.
When his call is proved BS, will he put the blame on the snowstorm like the government?
99% of the blather on financial channels can be reduced to this........."blah blah blah blah, so now is the time to buy".
In Obungaland... if you are no good at lying with intensity... you are yesterday's news... kramer is a world-class colon polyp... he could be the next Sec State...
Inflationary ~recovery~ if you look at nominal GDP ~depression~ if you look at real GDP is coming!!!
ROTATION EXPLAINED: Move out of stock and bonds to buy food.
Hes gotta be related to Honey Boo Boo
Suckermoney on CNBS with James Cramer...
Jim Cramer is what a credit rating agency would look like, if it assumed the physical form of a pink-skinned trollish bipod.
OK this proves that this is a top. They say they don't ring a bell at the top, but this call by Cramer has to be as close as it gets. DING, DING, DING
That explains today's market dump.
Yeah but the move from last summer has made me a boatload...one down day does not a crash make, lads. Hedged with the VIX calls from under 15 so I am bulletproof. Buy the dippy and give no lippy.
I took a giant crap and asked it for financial advice. It went down further into the toilet, I took that as a sign to sell.
I heard the turd will get a show on CNBS.
NoNoNo!! Bear Stearns is FINE!!!!!!!
His soul is on his face - just look carefully. Corrupt, twisted, and dead.
At this point, I'm more inclined to take advice from Cosmo Kramer.
Cramer... I wonder how a monkey like that must feel... on the other hand... still to many morons watching that moron...
and unfortunately me, via ZH. To ZH: please put a warning on these videos such as "do not watch without a barf bag close by".
Cramer speaks - I'm going all in baby!
cnbc? really?
"significant rally" from fucking where Cramerica you funking wack job. If your house looses 75% of it's value, inflation pops 25% and you house comes back 50% you are in great shape according to this tool.
I liked Jim Cramer better when he was a drug addict.
He's high on something...carpet glue perhaps??
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR>>>
OL TOP TICK Cramer does it again....this is it....markets doomed now..
It's all Cramer's fault the markets went belly up this afternoon...Bush too!
The only thing Cramer can call is his mother. This guy is a joke!!!!!
Must be a slow news day.
He's a guy talking about women?
Carnival barker. Clueless tool. Whore.
Cramer lives at 39 Hillcrest Ave Summit, NJ 07901 for people who would like to send fanmail or stop by and thank him in person. His jew wife karen backfisch loves anal sex.
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=39+Hillcrest+Ave,+Summit,+NJ+07901,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title
http://www.zillow.com/search/Search.htm?addrstrthood=39+HILLCREST+aVE&citystatezip=07901&GOButton=GO
http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=40063974
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Cramer
http://www.veromi.net/Summary.asp?fn=james&mn=&ln=cramer&dobmm=&dobdd=&doby=&city=summit&state=NJ&age=&vw=&Search=&Input=&x=43&y=20
http://www.nndb.com/people/713/000110383/
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/cramer-accuses-roubini-of-helping-short-sellers-2009-5#ixzz0lIjIP3SUreal justice would be served if a fan showed up at usc and thanked his daughter in person
I don't like Jim Cramer one bit but that is over-the-top.
how so?
this jew needs, deserves, and wants to have his alan berg moment
maybe going into or leaving the studio, maybe in his driveway
this "jew" is going to get what he deserves
You are a psychopath, clearly as dumb as a brick but most of all, you are a coward.
You'll make a great camp guard.
typical "jewish" projection
being an asshole has nothing to do with the guys religion.
is it a religion or a race?
I know of the kol nidre and purim