This Is What A Disorderly FXit Looks Like

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The biggest market in the world - foreign exchange - is having some issues here. Wherever you look, trends are snapping hard and levels are gapping. EURUSD is down 1% from Friday back below 1.31 (a 240 pip swing from pre-Italy levels); EURJPY has collapsed to one-month lows; EURCHF is heading the wrong way for the SNB; and carry trades are lifting in rip your face off mode. "That escalated quickly..."

EURJPY collapsed...


and wherever you look things are gapping...


And overall against the USD - it is getting a little jumpy...


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Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:22 | 3274653 medium giraffe
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Here it comes.  Godspeed all.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:24 | 3274667 bank guy in Brussels
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FX pairs are bunga jumping

Should have been anticipated !

Will be wild at many moments as the euro-zone split unfolds

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:35 | 3274712 SeverinSlade
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Bunga-bunga appears to have briefly replaced Ben Bernanke as the most influential man in the world.  Who would've thunk it?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:50 | 3274744 Xibalba
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So this is what they do at those G20 meetings

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:55 | 3274762 redpill
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Isn't CHF pegged to EUR these days?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:57 | 3275037 thisandthat
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I think it's more like pegged by the euro, if you know what I mean...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:05 | 3275080 Homo Erectus
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No, the Swiss central bank had thrown the kitchen sink to try establish a floor on EURCHF at 1.20 and was happy to see the EUR recover in recent months...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:26 | 3274680 waterwitch
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Bring it!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:33 | 3274929 dbTX
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The new normal.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:22 | 3274660 mdtrader
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You crazy FX fools. You're gonna meet my friend pain!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:07 | 3274806 ArkansasAngie
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Misery loves company.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:23 | 3274662 swissaustrian
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EUR/CHF is going back to 1.20 within weeks.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:26 | 3274679 bank guy in Brussels
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And then EUR USD back to 1.60 as the southern countries leave the euro

CHF peg will be a lot more comfortable then

Would not be surprised if Switzerland even joins the Germanic euro once the Mediterranean countries, including France, have departed

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:35 | 3274715 swissaustrian
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We'll not join the Euro, even an adjusted version. There would be a popular referendum to stop that. Anything related to the EU or just Germany would be voted down.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:52 | 3274750 walküre
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Switzerland is becoming increasingly irrelevant. Without the ability to hoard American and German "winnings", the Swiss will have to sell lots and lots of cheese or chocolate on the international market. The biggest Swiss real estate market is in the ghettos of Eastern Europe. Good luck with that!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:04 | 3274796 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Truth. The Swiss folded like a cheap suit when the State Dept threats made UBS roll over and give up secrecy. Next is State Dept threats if they don't let Monsanto do what they want. That worked in many other countries.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:05 | 3274802 swissaustrian
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We have our own Monsanto - Syngenta.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:13 | 3274834 ParkAveFlasher
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If one reads history, one may believe the Swiss to be the puppet masters here.

They might have peculiar predilictions in the sexual arena but they know how to wind a clock, know what I mean?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:26 | 3274881 walküre
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Yup +1

Rothschilds weren't Swiss but the Swiss sure seemed to like the Jews and their gold. No matter who delivered it.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:00 | 3275056 thisandthat
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Specially the gold...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:10 | 3274823 swissaustrian
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The domestic financial sector makes up about 10% of GDP. The foreign activities of UBS and CS aren't really making such a large impact on the domestic economy. They've transferred these businesses to London, NY, Singapore, Hong Kong and the Caymans already. They've not been paying any taxes for 5 years, too. The federal budget still generated surpluses each year.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:23 | 3274872 walküre
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sure, whatever. you're the greatest.

why the fuck did the Swiss NOT get invaded by Hitler? you made concessions and deals with the "devil"

same as it ever was

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:29 | 3274901 swissaustrian
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Why do you have to resort to name calling? I just tried to offer you information that might help you understand the current economic situation of Switzerland.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:24 | 3275679 lasvegaspersona
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do not try to change the fixed opinions of the peanut gallery here....they do not respond to new input

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:38 | 3274958 css1971
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ITYM horse lasagne.


Nestle is Swiss.


Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:23 | 3274663 Lost Wages
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Time to run screaming for the exits.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:28 | 3274684 hedgeless_horseman
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...find a safehouse, lay low for a while...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:32 | 3274702 JPM Hater001
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Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:23 | 3274665 kaiserhoff
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Bad day for real estate in the Hamptons.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:25 | 3274672 kaiserhoff
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Note to self..., days like this are why you don't trade fucking FX!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:38 | 3274959 disabledvet
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Indeed. "keep those stops tight" folks. And if you still can't help yourself...make sure it's with people you know...and trust.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:25 | 3274670 xtop23
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Make your own luck. Get out of paper.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:30 | 3274690 kliguy38
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this is not the exit from paper. Just imagine when the "digital" paper game unwinds. All of the digital fiat in the world is vapor locked in a nano second....without warning.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:27 | 3275693 lasvegaspersona
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do the markets still require a nanosecond for anything? waiting that long is like so August of 2012....the new super cooled computers are limited only by the speed of light and that damned 1000 fooot cable length minimum...

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:25 | 3274671 buzzsaw99
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serenity now, insanity later

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:26 | 3274678 Iriestx
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Looking at the charts, it's more like instanity now, suicide later.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:38 | 3274718 hugovanderbubble
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Charts are Irreal Sir,

The reality people has no money in Spain and Portugal....IBEX has to be close to 3.500 points and its quoting roughly 8´000 -8,200


NO REAL buyers in Spanish Equities since 2010

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:27 | 3274677 Bam_Man
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All I can say is "Sham-wow!"

Penny-stock "action" now evident in all asset classes.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:34 | 3274920 Widowmaker
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Joke's on you.  Fuckup-bernanke and his printer of fraud-ill-repute assure you pay for all volatility.

Pucker up buttercup.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:27 | 3274682 mjorden
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Just a crack in the foundation.  I wonder if they put in rebar during initial construction.  We will soon find out!

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:29 | 3274689 nobusiness
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Adult version of "Hot Potato" and "Musical chairs" wrapped together.

That's going to leave a mark

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:30 | 3274692 Cursive
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Note to BernanQE:  It didn't have to be this way.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:31 | 3274697 medium giraffe
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Bet HE doesn't end up in a government issued plastic coffin.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:30 | 3274694 emersonreturn
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wait a few minutes, benny fix.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:31 | 3274696 Conman
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Hilarious - what made this all happen? Democracy! lol , people voting for who they wanted to vote for.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:15 | 3274839 ParkAveFlasher
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I don't know about you guys, but I voted for an Elector and I can only judge / hope that he / she represents me / my interests well in deciding our next president.

To remind, the popular vote is precisely that, a popularity contest.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 16:45 | 3274990 TrustWho
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Exactly, you are voting for the best Reality TV. Goldmann says your stupid and we should take care of them (or translation: "rape them)

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 17:15 | 3275136 NotApplicable
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Idiot voters WISH it was a popularity contest. That way, they might actually get the chance for once to vote for a popular candidate.

As it stands, voting is nothing but a method of soothing both the apathetic and informed voters from their depression/anger issues.

Anyone who votes has the perspective of an innocent child (with innocence replaced by Hopium-fueled ignorance).

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:32 | 3274701 TrustWho
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The Masters of the Universe hate democracy. Who are these stupid people?

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 15:33 | 3274706 hugovanderbubble
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The only exit for EuroPIIGS is...


Devaluation....Creating EURO " A" and Euro "B"...

"Iceland has been the test"


He have to devaluate the freaking Euro, cos the massive leverage taken 


European banks are toast&fried.


End of the game


Its impossible to hold this farce more, people dont have a penny in Spain. Unemployment 26.5% and tranch 16-25 over 56%.

DEBT HAIRCUTS coming YES OR YES in sovereign debt

Spain downgraded to Junk



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