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Caption Contest: Pieta
When the soon to be ex-Pope carts in the U-Haul for the final trip out, in the off chance he decides to raid the Vatican of all Renaissance masterpieces, elsewhere known as IOR collateral, here is one possible New Normal replacement.
h/t @grandebluff
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It'll all be over soon.
hang them all!
erect the gallows at the hills of Tyburn!
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say:
Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble. Give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best. And...
[music]
Always look on the bright side of life.
They will need to pay up; Kashya Hildebrand bought it already.
Who's moving out ? The pope will remain housed in Vatican City indefinitely to provide "security, privacy and immunity"
The ChairSatan has forsaken us.
Here he comes, Father Guido Sarduchi! We are saved, Monti! Saved!
"pssst Monti...incoming"
Original post removed for bad taste.
jimmy seville died for our sins
Mother Church has lost her way. Only those who adhere to the basic requirements at the local level have the resources to save her. We need a Martin Luther.
well not really since the alter boys are at the local level, unless the Pope is sexting the little fellas.
"We need a Martin Luther...."
well, how bout.......Martin Luther?
bring us another brother malcom ....
For those who were crucifed - we salute you! vini vidi viti NOT
Throw them from the Tarpeian Rock!
He died for your benjamins.
- Book of Goldman, Chapter 12 Verse 3
Monti Cristo Superstar.
Don't drone me, bruder!
Merkel Maiden? Fuckin far from it...(lol)
(Reminds me of the Kosovo Maiden)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovo_Maiden
Angela the death angel.
Protestants last stand I suppose.
American religious beliefs are mainly anthropocentric :
a belief in yourself , a hearsay by definition.
What is left since Luther made morals ambivalent ?
Hateful sects, and only
the catholic kept up to measure.
And then one more bomb fell on the unfuckable lardass as Western Civilization drew to a close.
"Mein gold, mein gold, why have you abandoned me?"
It's looking like rain.
did everyone buy the dip (vomit burp).
"Third secret of Fatima" seriously look it up.
Alright, just learned something new. Thanks bro
Fatima was a legit apparation (unlike the medjugojre thing) where 3 secrets were given to children. 1 and 2 predicted the world wars, the 3rd has some ambiguity to it. Some applied it to JPI or JPII but it may apply to B16.
The line... "Bishop dressed in white 'we had the impression it was the holy Father' [B16?]... Going up a steep mountain.. [he explicitly said going up a mountain to retire and pray]"
The rest may give allusions to violence or some sort of altercation.
The major problems of the church are from within. They've really shook the faith of their people and clerics practicing heterodoxy or heresy.
Some conspiranoids believe the third secret of Fatima was about a widespread loss of faith due to pedophilia, satanic moles running the church, and "lesbian marxist pagan nuns" (as Saint Barnhardt would call them). She's back on the net, BTW: http://www.barnhardt.biz. I anxiously await her epic rants.
There is also talk about the next pope supposedly being the Antichrist. Anyway, the theory is that prophecy is so damning that the Church tried to bury it but the Mary cult (and conspiracies) kept growing so they released a fake 3rd prophecy which is ambiguous and non-apocalyptic. http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/profecias/esp_profecia05.htm
Also check out the prophecy of St. Malachy (if you haven't heard this already). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_popes The next and last pope will supposedly be:
Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations, and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills (Rome) will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End.
One of the main contenders for pope, with a lot of positive media coverage, has called for a world government, world tax, and world central bank: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-02-12/lightning-strikes-vatican-after-papal-resignation-video#comment-3237454
In light of the prophecies (and the lightning strike on the Vatican following Benedict's announcement; see above link) I figured that Benedict's resignation was about the satanic cabal was setting up the next Pope to be the false prophet. They will probably try this anyway, but now it seems that the timing is due to some obscure EU committee (http://itcss.org) which has charged the Pope, the Queen, and Stephen Harper with genocide of Native American children: http://americankabuki.blogspot.co.nz/2013/02/final-verdict-is-rendered-in-first.html
The Church's complicity in assorted crimes against humanity has been an open secret for decades. Same with pedophilia. In fact, the pedophiles in Brussels are probably some of the Vatican pimps' best customers. So why now? The real reason is that "Vatican wealth and property is to be seized". The Eurocrats require Vatican gold to keep their bureaucratic monstrosity lurching along for a few extra months while they cash out. The real, real reason is that the whole global ponzi is imploding; the satanists who secretly rule the world can no longer increase their power and decadence at our expense, and therefore they see no choice but to turn on each other. The real, real, real reason is that the Universe itself has decided that it's time for these fuckers to go, and divide and conquer will aid in their destruction. "Who the gods would destroy, they first drive insane".
Not Funny.
Dude. Say 2 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Mary's and leave an ASE in the basket. Now go, and sin no more.
"Into your hands I commend him, Lloyd .... I mean 'Lord'."
Godammit Bernanke, you're supposed drop money from the helicopter, not Monti.
“Hey – Dwyane Wade ! ? They call me 'The Enforcer'. This is what'll happen to you if you try driving to the basket again, you fucking punk!"
I don't see Banzai's watermark on that image...
Is there a new contender rising through the ranks...?
:-)
Willy B? I thought it was from Monty Python
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1BKtrG7qxQ
Could be. I don't see her fangs.
If only he didn't upset the money changers.
"Meteors now!, are you fucking kidding me?"
'it's not going to suck itself Fraulein!"
Bet ZH doesn't have the guts to put up one of these on the jews.
What, like Jesus?
Monti was only Jesus-like in one thing...ridding the 'Temple'-Vatican from the (German) moneychangers...so that other moneychangers might take their place.
Maybe also liked dining with criminal tax farmers too, but i doubt they were in the mood for contrition.
Well half Jew
In the words of Joe Sobran, "There's no such thing as Jewish power and if you say there is they'll destroy you."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Krugel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_Rubin
Some power. What intelligence. Sure ain't no low brow fringe zeerohaj readers. Definitive proof Aaron Schwartz identified as American. Embarrassing.
The Pope is going to run a hedge fund.. open his own shop.
So, Corzine's hiding out in the Sistine Chapel then? :>D
It looks like he is doing the full Monti in the photo above.
Perhaps he should not be upset at his fellow Italians but the puppetmasters who thought the financial world was Monti Carlo.
He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
In nomine Ponzi, et Euro, et spiritus Machina
God, give me the strength to rip his heart out with my bare hands if he even so much as twitches.
Now the selloff in ES post the 1600 ding ding.. sheeple close time.
I wonder how much I can get for him at the horse meat factory...?
Hes-a make-a lott-a monti-balls!
"So I guess the threesome with Sarko is off?"
Not until the rigor mortis wears off. Andale! Arriba de larieta!
I'm sorry mommy; I thought they said Draghi, not 'drag me.'
No more Rice Krispies? We've run out of Rice Krispies.
Oh, Woe is Meeeeee.
Don't drone me, bro!
as the Angel of Death departs skyward, the Angel of Merkel pouts that, lo, she cannot fly.
Merkel - "Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they have done."
Let me paraphrase that slightly...
Forgive them Lloyd, for they know not what they have done.
'Why did he have to talk about Fight Club?'
"Look at what they did to my boy! Santino..."
-Angela Merkeleone
"hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy" From life of brian
Monti was really Pontius.
Pic describes the Eurocrats cogdis nicely , 89 % voted against their governor-general/procurator in the end.
Who the press hails as a miracle of Italian recovery.
(whimpering sounds)
"I don't know how to take this, I don't see why he moves me.
He's a man. He's just a man, and I've had so many men before,
In very many ways, he's just one more."
Ponzi Christ, Stupor Star, who in the hell do you think you are!
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If you vant me to bare mein titten und vave der flag like that slut Sainte Joan der antwort ist NEIN!
She's done it before (almost)
Click it.
http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/current-events/204704d1250034106-merk...
I've been a bad boy, father.
Silvio was right, you really are an unfuckable lardarse
oy vey another one overdosed on goy blood, bring in the stomach pump.
"Future generations forgive us for we have no idea what we are doing except that we are screwing you badly"
I thought you were still on Goldman's healthcare benefits plan.
By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
"One last wish Angie, would you squeeze my other nipple?"
....when a drone goes rogue...
...when a drone becomes sentient...
I don't understand it God. How did you know?
rc
http://www.bigbendbikersforfreedom.com/
Mother Merkel:
"We always take care of our own. Dont' worry we will protect those Swiss bank accounts. Even the American Ben Bernanke, our counterfeiting leader, increased bond purchases today in your honour....."
"WE VILL NOT FORGET ......PRINT ON!"
My God, My God, why have you forsaken me.
Thanks God, but this is NOT what I asked for.
Don't fuck with the monster!
Looks like we're having Meatloaf tonight.
When little Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no good kid.
[clap, clap]
When he threatend your life with a switch blade knife...
What a guy...
Makes you cry...
Und I did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTc5n8aY-g
Numulariis resurect mortuus Europa. Not
"I love man tits - they give me faith"
"You should have run faster, the minute you saw Bernanke in his helicopter"...
it's sad. very sad. no bunga-bunga tonight.
And raising her eyes to heaven, Madonna Merkel beseeched the lawyers with prayer and the usual 20% retainer. She rent her garments in anguish, beating her breasts until nipples, taut and diamond-hard demanded extensive exploration. Cradling the stiff and lifeless form of clueless, socialist-leaning microcephallic politician, she wept glycerine tears and then ordered bratwurst and sauerkraut.
Dies silla, finis Europae.
Is this a Pie-eater I see before me.
Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies,see them driven before you,and to hear the lamentation of their women.