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Gold And Silver Inverse Slamdown

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It would appear that someone tripped and flipped the algo switch this morning as the ubiquitous morning slamdown has morphed into a take-off. Perhaps it is no coincidence that every Muppet's favorite banker (cough Goldman Sachs cough) opined on Gold's coming weakness yesterday and that hedge funds are the least exposed to the precious metals on record, which as everyone BUT Goldman knows, is the traditional signal that it is a time to buy. Actually we take that back: Goldman certainly knew it, which is why it has been urgently advising its clients to sell... To Goldman.

 

 

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Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:00 | 3277777 buzzsaw99
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Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:02 | 3277790 flacon
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Op Ex is behind us. "Stop hunting" is behind us..... the metals are poised to go much higher. 

 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:19 | 3277891 GetZeeGold
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When Muppets attack back.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:22 | 3277903 AllThatGlitters
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Yep, OpEx behind us and the metals go ballistic. Thanks to whomever pointed that out to me.

Check out silver going VERTICAL on the Live Spot chart: http://www.pmbull.com/silver-price/

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:41 | 3278004 DoChenRollingBearing
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And just give gold and silver time...  The PMs are your best diversification against .gov and Fed malfeasance.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:50 | 3278039 ParkAveFlasher
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Called it last week, bitchez.  Hope someone made some money.  As for me, I can only dream of trading because I lost my PMs in a boating accident quite some time ago.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:54 | 3278056 HoofHearted
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FND usually has some volatility associated with it, but next week we should see a real liftoff. 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:08 | 3278095 gmrpeabody
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I just can't wrap my brain around it..., who would pay GS for their advice?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:33 | 3278202 Silver Pullet
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I imagine that the people who PAY for their advice get different advice.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 17:05 | 3279145 SilverRhino
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This quarter screw gold and silver.   I've been buying powder, thousands of bullets and primers (and getting very good deals).   That stuff is like PGM's right now.   

Ammo is outrageous, for some reason the ingredients haven't caught up ... yet.  

1000% yields from 2004 to now are pretty good.   (2004: 5.56 $99/1000  2013: 5.56 $990/1000) 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:26 | 3277925 ABG LINE
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Lol!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:27 | 3277927 Sophist Economicus
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These aren't muppets attacking.  These are muppets getting SQUEEEEEZED....

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:35 | 3277958 knukles
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Like I was once told by the Head of Sales at one of the Major Bulge Bracket firms; "You are nothing but inventory to (insert firm's name)"

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:36 | 3277966 knukles
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But then again, what was I even expecting?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:48 | 3278036 ParkAveFlasher
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Rogue muppets!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:26 | 3277918 AllThatGlitters
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Flacon, are you the one that pointed out Opex to me the other day? If so, thanks!

Gold going straight up on the live spot chart:

http://www.pmbull.com/gold-price/

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:37 | 3277975 Stoploss
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But, but, THE ROTATION!!   WHAT ABOUT THE ROTATION???

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:39 | 3278226 StychoKiller
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Coins are quite good at rotation, being round and all! :>D

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:03 | 3277795 Xibalba
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it's tradition

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:26 | 3277921 Winston Churchill
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WTF ,the tradition is that when Ben speaks PM's go down.

Looks like the paper manipulators might have lost control.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:30 | 3277942 Al Huxley
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Check Friday's CoT reports - the paper managers cleared out the bulk of their short positions last week and transferred the short-side over to the speculators.  They're still in control, just now they're going to manage the price up for a while instead of down.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:04 | 3277803 Skateboarder
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I love asymptotes.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 22:49 | 3280420 Long_Xau
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Just wait for the discontinuities in the function.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:10 | 3277835 Alpo for Granny
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I love the smell of skewered muppet in the morning.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:07 | 3278345 Boozer
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Granny please scramble me some eggs with a side of muppet....pretty please.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:22 | 3278403 Alpo for Granny
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Get outta bed and make it yourself ya drunk.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:23 | 3277904 EscapeKey
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Some lies are richer than others

Bernanke: Exit strategy will not subsidize banks

and this is said merely DAYS after it was revealed that Bank of America received yet another back-door bailout.

Completely unashamed.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:30 | 3277943 Henry Chinaski
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Maybe it is true that the exit strategy will not subsidize banks, just nationalize them.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:32 | 3277948 rqb1
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The open interest in silver at multiyear highs w/ March open interest very high for just a few days left may cause Ben & Co. some sleepless nights. 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:38 | 3277981 knukles
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Oh come on...

It's all just show for the Big Lie, anyway.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:45 | 3278025 buzzsaw99
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He is only partially lying. There is no exit strategy.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 15:37 | 3278674 Kirk2NCC1701
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Bernanke: "Exit strategy will not subsidize banks"

Technically, that's correct.  In a Clintonesque sort of way. They won't be subsidizing many retail banks -- just the shareholders of the Fed itself (GS, JPM...).

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:00 | 3277778 jerry685
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Not yet...but soon

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:00 | 3277780 greyghost
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surely it was something the bearded wonder said

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:00 | 3277783 mayhem_korner
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Any chance Goldman wrote...er...got an advance copy of Ben's QE 4Eva Senate speech?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:05 | 3277807 Navymugsy
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Ben's speech leaked? Boy are we cynical or what?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:09 | 3277831 EscapeKey
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got an advance copy?

what makes you think goldman didn't write it?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:36 | 3277969 SafelyGraze
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Why would anyone want to own gold? It just sits there....

no reply needed

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:02 | 3277789 Dr Paul Krugman
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Why would anyone want to own gold?  It just sits there....

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:05 | 3277808 Dr. Engali
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Funny thing happened to me over the past few years,.... my fiat lost a big portion of it's buying power and all it did was sit there...not doing a thing.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:06 | 3277814 Dr Paul Krugman
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Thus why you should be making proper investments.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:08 | 3277827 McMolotov
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I've put everything I've got into Facefuck.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:12 | 3277856 EscapeKey
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Don't forget 3,500-pe ratio Amazon, and LinkedIn.

Such bargains.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:13 | 3278115 BLOTTO
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Oh, you mean the 'proper' investments the illuminati controlled main stream media tells us?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:12 | 3277849 Temporalist
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Nice chart thanks!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:16 | 3277871 ParkAveFlasher
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That chart makes me think that we are actually on a gold standard right now, whether the current body politic wants it or not.

Gold is flowing in the direction of added value.  China manufacturing adds value, thus gold flows there.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:23 | 3277909 francis_sawyer
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According to the chart ~ China gets to par in less than 30 months [not accounting for what is or already has been emptied out of western vaults]...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 16:27 | 3278722 Kirk2NCC1701
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We got two clubs:  The Gold-member club and the Platinum-coin club .  The BRIC & friends are in the Gold club.  The Fed & Friends are in the Platinum coin club.  Both are vying for more members, using soft, hard and even Fricking* kinetic methods in their zero-sum game. 

* 'fricking...' = after Henry Frick

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:11 | 3277841 Dr. Engali
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That is similar to the same thing Corzine was spouting on CNBS before 1.6 billion dollars vaporized under his watch....but you knew that already. 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:18 | 3277884 Gypsyducks
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Just sitting there gaining purchasing power...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:08 | 3278092 LynRobison
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"Thus why you should be making proper investments" such as buying gold!

 

In truth, gold is not an investment for earning dollars. Instead, gold is a hedge against the collapse of the dollar. When the mathematically inevitable collapse of the dollar finally occurs, no amount of "proper investment" (outside of tangible assets such as gold and silver) will preserve your wealth. 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:50 | 3278249 Pegasus Muse
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This Jim Rickards interview is good, especially the last 10 or 12 minutes.

I agree with most his points. However, when he talks about the Federal Reserve’s rationale for creating inflation, Rickards emphasizes the “To Fight Deflation” cover story the Fed uses to justify its Money Printing, rather than coming right out and saying it --- it's to backstop and save the TBTF Wall Street Banksters butts when they blow up like they did in 2007/2008. Backstop the Banks -- that's the Fed's Prime Directive. 

============

2.25.2013

No Way Fed Will Stop Easing: Jim Rickards

http://www.kitco.com/KitcoNewsVideo/index.html?v=13-02-25_James_Rickards_1

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 16:14 | 3278884 Kirk2NCC1701
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Pegasus Muse (12:50pm),  Thx!  Best Rickards interview in a long time.  Good job Kitco and Daniela Cambone.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:53 | 3278244 TWSceptic
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His point is that gold is money. It's not supposed to be an investment... Fiat on the other hand isn't money. It's just government currency units pretending to be money. With the fed debasing them, stealing purchasing power from the citizens. This is legalized criminal activity.

 

BTW I think it's funny that some think this is the real Krugman. Everyone knows that he generally doesn't debate sound money / Austrian people. Let alone throw himself to the lions.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:10 | 3278347 Vooter
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Like, for example, the Brunswick Boat Group...

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/BC

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 16:43 | 3278528 Kirk2NCC1701
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Agreed, Mr. Ironic.  'Proper' Investment = Leveraging paper instruments to grow real assets & wealth!

One should leverage revenue streams of fiat-money from properties, businesses, royalties from IP, Copyright and Drilling or Mining + from fiat from leveraged paper instruments.   This fiat-wealth is then cycled back into a feedback loop of growing REAL assets (PM's, farms, mines, land, houses, buildings, commodities).  Assets that not only generate new out-of-thin-air fiat 'money' (actually, digital zeros and ones in your boss' PC), but can actually be used for far more than kindling, wallpaper or toilet paper.  As God intended us to. 

-- Hey, wait a minute, how did this get posted in this place?  I responsed to Paul Krugman's posting of 11:06 AM (comment 3277814), where he said: "

Thus, why you should be making proper investments"

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:05 | 3277809 Temporalist
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Kinda like PhD economists except infinitely more useful and valuable.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:08 | 3277822 ejmoosa
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Why would anyone want to pay people unemployment?  They just sit there.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:11 | 3277845 Dr Paul Krugman
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Comparing the human spirit to a rock is quite pathetic.  If we can create employment opportunities then they wouldn't sit there.  Thus why we need to push the economy towards growth.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:16 | 3277869 EscapeKey
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...and if only we somehow centralized job creation, and hence political power in a few hands, then we could run society much more efficiently. Like the Soviet Union.

Or, alternatively - you could allow people to do whatever the fuck they want with their money, and not try to dictate people put it in increasingly higher risk ventures by outright manipulation of base rates and money supply.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:17 | 3277880 ParkAveFlasher
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MOAR GROATH

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:26 | 3277922 ejmoosa
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Yes, all the rules, regulations, and taxes are certainly pushing the economy towards growth- Negative Growth.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:44 | 3278016 Freebird
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Nothing wrong with growth as long as its anchored to something, not just hot air & well, fraud oh great wise one

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:44 | 3278242 Vooter
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"Thus why we need to push the economy towards growth."

The only way an economy grows is if the people living in that economy MAKE SOMETHING that someone else wants to buy or PROVIDE A SERVICE that someone else wants to use. That's it! Pouring fiat currency onto an economy is like nailing large branches and leaves to a sapling and calling it a tree. There's no growth--it's just a baby tree with lots of crap on top of it...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 16:01 | 3278781 Kirk2NCC1701
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Paul, there's no need or legitimate basis to Push, Pull or Lift or Slide an economy in a "free market".  In a regulated or manipulated market, Comrade Krugman... your models, postulates or hypotheses (not theories, you scientific hack!) very well might 'lend' themselves to Central Banksters.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:11 | 3277840 EscapeKey
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Because aliens with a gluttonous appetite for gold might just land and bid up prices.

And who knows. Perhaps they eat it, too.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:13 | 3277857 Dr Paul Krugman
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Haha, exactly.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:26 | 3277924 francis_sawyer
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I thought the aliens were after our BITCOINS [being all 'advanced technologically superior brainbugs' & all that]...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:29 | 3277941 ParkAveFlasher
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Yeah Bitcoins is great.  You give me your money, and I give you this code.  Don't worry, I don't know what the code is.

BITCOIN = ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:35 | 3277964 francis_sawyer
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I was thinking more like the SUCK KUT

~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b4Z5Kg08PY

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 15:59 | 3278575 Kirk2NCC1701
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Escape Key: Because aliens with a gluttonous appetite for gold might just land and bid up prices.

No, Klingons and other aliens are after our Dilithium Crystals (energy) and Latimum (PM).  Trillion-dollar Latinum coins are now common!  Kirk out.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:13 | 3277860 Kaiser Sousa
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"Why would anyone want to own gold?  It just sits there...."

why would anyone adopt the Avatar of a discredited moron???? He's just a moron....

 

in other news, ignore the phony paper price movements even at moments like this...there r no markets anymore...just keep stacking all my real money dudes...the debt coupon dollar days r done.......

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:23 | 3277907 glenlloyd
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on a similar note even if gold just sits there and does nothing....like Krugman who sits and does nothing, at least unlike Krugman it doesn't open mouth and spew garbage.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:37 | 3277955 akak
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Why would anyone want to own gold?  It just sits there....

You mean, like you?

At least gold does not spout idiocy and lies.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:18 | 3278099 francis_sawyer
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 Why would anyone want to own bitcoins? They just sit there... [on a microchip]...

~~~

I'm going to move to India & start wearing a real big ass BLINGY LOOKIN' microchip necklace... I'll tell all the Indian chicks that it's loaded up with bitcoins... That ought to get me invited to all the hottest parties in Bollywood... They'll be lining up around the block to snort lines of coke off my boner...

In 2014... Daniel Craig is going to star in 'Bond 24' [the yet to be named next entry in the '007' series]... Rumor has it that it's going to be named BITCOINFINGER [with Poindexter von Geekenstein as the villian], who plots to take down Ft. Knox with an EMP pulse...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:18 | 3278382 IrritableBowels
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ATM machine...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 15:41 | 3278696 akak
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PIN number ......

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:37 | 3277965 akak
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(Dupe; I blame ZH)

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:38 | 3278223 Acidtest Dummy
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Au will be the scapegoat when FRN's failure is admitted, just as hippies smoking pot caused Vietnam to win the war, just as skateboarders cause urban decay. Krugman knows this, he is actively setting the stage. Why else would he be trolling ZH gold threads? Go home PK you're drunk again.

PROSECUTE THE WAR CRIMINALS!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:13 | 3278118 WillyGroper
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If, "It just sits there", why is it that no physical inventory is allowed at Ft. Knox?

If, "It just sits there", why has the gold at West Point gone from reserves to custodial?

If, It just sits there", why the repatriation and massive buys by sovereigns?

Since I have no doctorate or Nobel, would you be so kind as to dumb this down for me?

Many thanks.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:26 | 3278168 Vooter
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Which would you rather have: Something that just sits there, or something that disappears?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:48 | 3278260 Babushka
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If you are talking about my wife then sometimes I wish she disappears! don't tell her...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:19 | 3278385 ejmoosa
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You mean like this gold did nothing?  Well, nothing but protect and expand purchasing power for the owner

 

"Officials discovered the trove neatly wrapped and stored mostly in ammunition boxes stacked on top of each other. There were more than 2,900 Austrian coins, many from 1915; more than 5,000 from Mexico; at least 500 from Britain; 300 U.S. gold pieces, some dating to 1880; and more than 100 U.S. gold pieces as old as the 1890s.

Among the coins were meticulous records of the purchases dating back to at least 1964, when gold averaged about $35 per ounce. The precious metal currently sells for nearly $1,600 an ounce."

 

http://news.yahoo.com/recluses-gold-fortune-auctioned-taxes-144757875.ht...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 16:04 | 3278599 Kirk2NCC1701
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Paul Krugman:  Why would anyone want to own gold?  It just sits there....

Just sits there -- what, like CB economists? /sarc

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:02 | 3277793 Sophist Economicus
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Gotta get back some of the bullion disgorged from GLD last week

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:03 | 3277797 Quinvarius
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For what it is worth, if gold stays at these levels for another 12 months, while QE 3 and 4 continue, it will be a match for the lowest backing of the base money supply that ever took place in 2000.  Target is 3400 in 12 months to bring up to normal for this bull market.  Crazy not to buy.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:37 | 3278218 francis_sawyer
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I saw your charts the other day [which made total sense]...

~~~

This would also imply that:

- Under a rather mundane 50-1 GSR... Ag hits $68

- Under a Ag beta [of ~ perhaps 20-1 ~ which was approached in '11]... Ag hits $170

I sure wish I hadn't taken that boating trip last summer... :-(

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:04 | 3277798 Cognitive Dissonance
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Goldman employs its super duper double secret double cross......again.

<And for the win we have..........>

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:25 | 3277917 EscapeKey
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all those articles about "death crosses" etc can safely be ignored. unless you think this is the time of the broken clock.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:04 | 3277799 Navymugsy
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Lots of Au/Ag stocks cratered this morning and then lo and behold, all jumped up about the same time. Why did anybody think Ben was going to stop QE? People are stupid.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:43 | 3278015 Al Huxley
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Becsuse 'the Fed minutes said they might'... And yes, people (at least in the financial media) are remarkably stupid.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:05 | 3277805 BattlegroundEur...
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Amazed no one from GS has been "cleansed" yet.

 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:05 | 3277812 SeverinSlade
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I thought the gold bull market was over?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:08 | 3277825 Navymugsy
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So if a GS guy like say, Monti loses an election do they rotate him back to the home office and dispose of him? Just curious...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:11 | 3277848 McMolotov
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The Squid is always growing new tentacles. One gets cut off and two take its place.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:09 | 3277829 Inthemix96
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I had someone take the piss out of me here the other day as we dont have the RIGHT to carry or own weapons.

I just gave it some serious thought and I am afraid we do own weapons, just not the conventional ones you lucky bastards happen to own.  Me myself owns several Barrnet "Diablos", which are catapults as we call them, I believe you lot call them slingshots, and when firing quarter inch ball bearings I am quite adept at hitting a coke can from 50 yards, silently.

And if all else fails, us lot are inventive when it comes down to it, so as this post is fucking irrelevant to the conversation it just ran through my mind, (sorry for the thread jack), we wont fair to bad here when these fucking criminals need to be sorted out.

Manipulating fucking twats.

Bring this fucker down.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:29 | 3277936 Temporalist
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I hear Longbows are all the rage.  http://www.thelongbowshop.com/

Talk about tradition!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:41 | 3278237 oddjob
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Long silence.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 15:25 | 3278630 Kirk2NCC1701
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Nah, I'd pick the Crossbow.  Or, rather, the "Don't-Cross-Me-Bow".

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:38 | 3277985 JenkinsLane
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I favour the Ka-Bar Kukri. With respect to folders, Cold Steel are the only game in town IMO because the lock won't fail

under duress. I think all other much more expensive folders are rubbish because you can have no confidence in their locks

in an emergency situation, which is the one time you need to be confident.

 

Heinnie Haynes will cover all your needs in this respect.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:46 | 3278251 KnightTakesKing
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Just like anything of real value, you'll have to wait for physical delivery:

http://zombietools.net/tools/

 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:36 | 3278441 Boozer
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Quite all right 96.  I personally enjoy your rants on thread or off.  Also those of

Mr. Sawyer/LongSoupLine/Freddy and a few others.  You guys wake up pissed off and

ready to fight.  Bet it would be interesting to have a few beers together.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 15:30 | 3278646 Kirk2NCC1701
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Prediction:  They won't have to outlaw all the low-tech weapons.  They'll just outlaw hunting of large game.  Just like in the Middle Age of Feudalism:  "Thou shallt not hunt any of the king's deer, at the pain of death".  TPTB and their political whores (Lib'tards) will just repackage it as "pro Environment".

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:12 | 3277836 MoneyThangs
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We must not let the threat of austerity bring us down - Our patriotic duty is now clear , we must stand behind Obama and vote for the largest spending program the world has ever seen. Everything will go up, you will have a job and a smoking super hot model girl friend with a nice ferarri, but first Obama needs your service. Together we can beat austerity and live like kings!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:12 | 3277851 Sudden Debt
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why would I need a girlfriend WITH a Ferarri?

....

I NEED A FERARRI!! The rest will come by itself :)

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:39 | 3277988 Sweet Chicken
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You fuck her again."

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:18 | 3277887 Winston Churchill
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Wot, no brewery,

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:10 | 3277837 lemarche
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MOST MANIPULATED WORLD MARKET !!... (JUST BEHIND IS ALL THE REST...)

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:23 | 3277905 lemarche
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+40$ ON NO NEWS... YUP !!!...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:11 | 3277838 Sudden Debt
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EXPLAIN THIS TO ME BEN!! EXPLAIN YOU PIECE A SHIT!!! WHOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:21 | 3277898 Cookie
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drunk already??

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:33 | 3277951 Henry Chinaski
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Still.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:36 | 3277839 Lord Of Finance
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Hey Dr. Paul. The "other" Dr. Paul that is.

 

   It does sit there. It keeps increasing in value, outperforming the stock market year after year.

 

   Those dollars in your investments just sit there too. Decreasing in value year after year and that is one of the many reasons my metal is just sitting there.

 

   I heard you call the other Dr. Paul, Ron Paul that is, "disturbing".

I will propose a disturbing question to you. A question that Ron said he wanted to ask you. He asked Mr. Bernanke, but the Bernank gave him the run around.

So I would like to ask of your opinion,

 

    "Is gold money?"

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:12 | 3277843 kaiserhoff
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Trying to parse that scale, but my eyes and this screen aren't quite up to it.  50/1?  Looks like it might be useful, and I hate charts.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:11 | 3277846 monopoly
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This is one sick market. Want no part of it....outside of gold, silver, and quality miners. 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:12 | 3277850 A. Magnus
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What?!?! Two days in a row of no monkey-hammer smackdown? Something tells me the White Shoe Boys have other pressing concerns...like perhaps stocking their Doomsday bunkers and seed vaults for the coming Great Unwind...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:20 | 3277895 Bay of Pigs
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They have already done their damage to gold and silver. The crooks are flipping long again and will crush the weak hands who are short.

http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2013/02/25/huge-gold-short-position-detailed-in-commitment-of-traders/

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:12 | 3277855 truont
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Goldman tells their clients to sell gold, eh?

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/14/opinion/why-i-am-leaving-goldman-sachs.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Former Goldman Exec blows whistle on his colleagues:

Goldman Sachs employees ask each other “How much money did we make off the client?”

I have seen five different managing directors refer to their own clients as “muppets,”

"What are three quick ways to become a leader? a) Execute on the firm’s “axes,” which is Goldman-speak for persuading your clients to invest in the stocks or other products that we are trying to get rid of because they are not seen as having a lot of potential profit. b) “Hunt Elephants.” In English: get your clients — some of whom are sophisticated, and some of whom aren’t — to trade whatever will bring the biggest profit to Goldman. Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t like selling my clients a product that is wrong for them.  c) push opaque illiquid products"

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:13 | 3277858 Hank Reardon
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Physical offtake meets loo paper

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:13 | 3277859 Backspin
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Ha.  Bernanke just said he likes the approach Japan is taking.  Print enough to prevent deflation.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:17 | 3277876 kaiserhoff
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It's worked out so well for them, for the last 23 years.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:13 | 3277861 Sudden Debt
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At least there's no sign of inflation yet... just imagine when that was to happen...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:13 | 3277862 Crash Overide
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With over 300+ billion thrown from the helicopter last month I will trade the bernanke bucks for metal in my hand any day and know I got the better end of the deal everytime. 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:23 | 3277906 Winston Churchill
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Looks like China is ready for a gold backed currency .

Prolly just waiting on the US to do something really stupid; like an

attack on Iran in June maybe ?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:16 | 3277872 q99x2
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Copper continues its climb as Goldman corners the market in preparations for massive manipulation.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:19 | 3277893 monopoly
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No sign of inlfation, good one sudden debt.  LMAO. That is why for rural delivery UPS is now adding a "surcharge" for all packages not paid by Amazon. Gotta luv it.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:20 | 3277896 cccmachine
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But but they said it was a 'death cross' in gold

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:47 | 3278255 e_goldstein
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Lazarus metal.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:03 | 3278323 Bastiat
Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:24 | 3277900 kaa1016
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I bought puts on GLD 2 weeks ago when it gapped and opened under the 100 week SMA, but now I'm buying 158 calls that expire Friday. The strength yesterday was impressive. It looks like the same way TLT and VXX ripped yesterday, it looks like now it's GLD's turn. 160 - 162 would be a short term target. We'll see...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:24 | 3277911 EclecticParrot
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It's funny how we tend to assume small, sophisticated groups of Ph.D. math whizzes and physics professors employed by investment banks are deciding each morning, over dishes of greek yogurt laced with seedless blackberry jam and topped with almonds (saltless and unskinned, of course), which buttons to push on the dreaded algos, the timing, amplitude, pivot points to touch, etc.

It may sound crazy, but I've become more and more convinced that, despite the sophistication of the programs (which indeed suggests an accomplished set of individuals constructed them), the actual "switches" are being flipped by the the head guy on either the security or overnight cleaning crew, based on their particular mood that day, if the Knicks won or not, if their paper boys avoided puddles that morning, etc.  This introduces a degree of randomness that actually increases the algorithms' effectiveness, as well insulates top management against any potential charges should HFT and other vices ever be closely scrutinized.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:25 | 3277916 mdtrader
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All the people that have been shorting gold recently are taking pain now too, on top of the pain from other markets yesterday. This means more short covering in the gold market, I suspect. :-)

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:31 | 3277946 ejblues
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I always assume, either 1) GS is lying so that they can be on the opposite side of the trade (every trade needs two sides... they need to create a market for the inverse of the trade they want to make), or 2) they are wrong.

So, I think betting against what GS says (not what they actually do) is a reasonably high probability bet. 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:34 | 3277954 americanspirit
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I'll bet Ms. Master's shorts are getting tight in the crotch

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:13 | 3278108 Canadian Dirtlump
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by the looks of it a reasonably juicy brear trap was set last week, so it may well be this:

Some douchbag expert momo trader is getting the double knit hugo boss shirt he bought on his visa last week torn off his spindly body after piling some shorts on last friday after a cocaine / martini fueled night out.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:37 | 3277972 orangegeek
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Gold climbs $31 in 2 hours. 

 

Weeeeee!!!!   Do it again uncle Ben.  Do it again!!!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:46 | 3278030 Grand Supercycle
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SP500 daily & weekly uptrends simultaneously completing protracted topping process.

Resultant downtrend will have good momentum.

http://trader618.com

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:51 | 3278046 Pareto
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I was in my favorite store last week when Au & Ag were taking another beatdown.  As I was scoping the rounds for sale, I was quickly informed that they were out of singles.....they had a few sunshines, but, little else.  I would have to buy in 20 lots if I wanted something diffferent.  Second, I asked whether there was a lot of selling, or, anything going on.  He said, HUGE buying.  Opened his receipt book for me.  Both silver and gold coins were being purchased aggressively.  Several invoices showing silver purhcases at $6K to $10K, and some at +$30K.   The sellers were no more no less than usual.

Anyhow the 2 sunshines that i bought, probably put the floor in on silver.....I figure. ha!

I love that store.

be well ZH stackers

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:56 | 3278064 CheapBastard
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Must be those dog-gone speculators...where's pelosi?

No, wait, the Iranains...yes, they MUST be behind this...

No, breaking news has it those sneaky Chinese central bankers are loading up again with a few tons while no one was looking...

...or maybe the Indians grabbing 40 tons of the yellow metal?

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:33 | 3278198 Canadian Dirtlump
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the chinese carried out a cyber attack which allowed indian smugglers to send bullion to turkey so it could be used by iran to circumvent sanctions.

 

policy result will be to bomb iceland, ban the trade of precious metals without a license, and set up checkpoints on every corner.

 

 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:12 | 3278110 CitizenPete
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So Bonds it is!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:41 | 3278238 Lordflin
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 Andrew Macquire has suggested that shorts have been transferred out of the hands of bullion banks, and into the weaker hands of hedge funds... he was predicting a large move up in the metals this week... Jim Sinclair has stated that banks will move to the long side of the pm market, and that any correction will be over by mid March... latest... Personally, I have been following this market for years and while I do not have the experience of the above mentioned gentlemen, I have seen too much in this market to get my hopes up... instead I will wait and see... On the other hand, my metal doesn't care how it is priced in dollars, and I am not selling anytime in the forseeable future.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:05 | 3278334 Jim B
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Personally, I am long physical until the spending, bond, stock market ponzi is over....

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:24 | 3278407 NoWayJose
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Gold will ultimately win the currency wars, because it will be worth just as much in the future as it does today - in the winning currency. What that means is that gold will be worth a lot more in every other currency - especially the ones that lose the currency wars!

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:51 | 3278274 countrygal
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Looks like the mint might sell a record number of ASE's for February. I know a local coin deal was selling 2013 ASE's for $7 over spot and told by the mint, he wouldn't get more from them until the middle of March. 

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:03 | 3278325 geewhiz
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I figured when goldman sucks told everbody gold was going down they knew there was nobody left stupid enough to believe them. So they had to be using reverse psychology and planned to paper gold it down to maybe 1550. But nope, gs figured there's still a healthy dose of idiots out there dumb enough to believe what they say and so pulled off thier usual straightforward deception. Just can't guess what color the manipulators are going to rig thier roulette wheel to stop on.

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