Two Cows: The Infographic
There are many complexities in the socio-economic structures that the nations (and corporations) of the world have used (and abused) over the years. Volumes have been written to explain the intricacies of Capitalism, Fascism, Communism, and Socialism; and how these impact various corporations from Iran to Greece to Australia. However, in the interest of brevity, the following infographic - utilizing nothing more than two cows (which perhaps should now be horses, considering their inflationary displacement capacity for firms like IKEA and Nestle) to provide everything you need to know about ecomoomic s.
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A Jewish corporation:
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Create a paper market out of them... Start a [LEGAL TENDER] fiat currency system... then pile on derivatives while you devalue the paper to zero...
My Autobiography - Part 2
A Virtuous Life - A story of courage, integrity and bravery
At the age of six, I was sent to a prestigious boarding school in Connecticut. From the very beginning, I knew I was a gifted child. I excelled in politics, modern history and Latin, and at the end of my first year I was awarded the headmaster's award for best overall student. My school years had a fundamental influence on my attitudes toward academia and my appreciation for academic credentials.
Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitoes won't bite him, out of respect.
Sounds like Simon Black.
I forgot to mention [above]... PRINT as many free paper cows for yourself at your leisure once you've achieved the franchise...
California's 43rd Congressional District
You have two cows...
...send one to DC...
Moo...Eewww!
Obamanism:
You have no cows. Mainstream media reports you have 7 cows and growing.
Affirmative Action Corporation:
You take the dumbest, ugliest, blackest bovine you can find and make him President-for-Life.
After scrolling down to comment on MDB I forgot what I was going to say.
Oh yeah, MDB what was the award for?
Now I remember, the award was for being a pretensious twit.
Its not true, Kiwis are not cow shaggers they are sheep shaggers
A Canadian Corporation:
You have two cows. Instead of "MOOOOOO", the cows blurt out "EEEEEEEHH?".
A South African Corporation:
You have two cows.
Inside the 20' walls of your fortified position.
A Japanese Corporation.. you have two cows
You use one for a reading lamp because you can’t sell it but it glows in the dark and the other one is too old to give milk or move around anymore so it just sits in the barn in a Sumo size "Depends" adult bovine diaper.
Irish Corporation. You have two cows in amisty green field, and dance in front of them shirtless in tights with your arms straight down toDanny Boy and other rebel songs of Ireland, then lose the cows along the line modelled by the Greeks
A German corp.
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
A Prepper:
You have two cows
You buy an AK so you can protect your cows
A Greek Corporation:
You have two cows
You can't milk them because they are on strike
An Iranian Corp.
You have 2 cows. Israel accuses you of using them to transport nuclear weapons through the desert to Israel. Iran claims they are for milking. The CIA states they appear to be for milking. Bibi goes to the UN and shows a line on a milk bottle infographic. The US attacks Iran to stop the cows from blowing up Israel.
Banksterism:
You have ten cows and you use them to bribe politicians to give you monopoly on cow pictures. You take a picture of your neighbor's cow and print trillion copies of it, then trade them for all the cows in the world.
American Capitalism
You have no cows or milk or money. Government prints money which it loans for free to banks who use it to purchase government debt which pays for invasion of foreign countries. After successful invasion, American corporations borrow money from American banks to buy local cows on the cheap and pay local slave population to milk them. Milk is sent back to America where American entrepreneurs borrow money from banks to purchase and distribute the milk to people on government food stamps who happily consume it.
San Francisco Corporation:
You have two cows. You spend all your time grooming them and applying hair product, then hire a team of HTML5/JavaScript programmers to create an animal rights website.
San Francisco Corporation:
You are not interested in cows but you have two bulls. You take them to a bath house.
Ha Ha Ha [above] ~ it's all FUNNY if you criticize:
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Socialists, Communists, Facists, Bureaucrats, Capitalists, VC's, Americans, Frogs, Wops, Dots, Limeys, Iraquis, Aussies, Greeks, Japs, Chinks, Rednecks, Niggers, SandNiggers, Spics, & Towelheads ...
Jews [the Chosen] are untouchable... God Almighty said so himself...
These Jews are way too fucking sensitive...............its funny in a sad, pathetic way...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2284590/Oscars-2013-Seth-Ma...
It's fucking PATHETIC...
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I can't count the number of times I've used the Lord's name in vain in my life... Amazingly ~ I have yet to be struck by a bolt of lightning from the sky...
These MF'ers have fucking stroke at the mere mention of the word "matzoh"...
Last I checked ~ God Almighty HIMSELF had no need of an 'Anti-defamation League'...
Yes... yes..., if we can't kid each other, who can we kid?
But your Jewish phobia is becoming suspect.
Suspect of what? Do you know why Bernie Madoff (jewish) is in jail? One of the few jewish swindlers ever arrested, tried and convicted for financial crimes? Because he screwed alot of jews. He touched their junk and was a good guy when he made them money, but he was the persona non grata when he couldn't pay it back. They wailed when they discovered he had stolen from them. Big mistake. Don't ever steal from a Jew.
Bennie Shalom B. however makes them lots of money with his wealth recapitalization and transfer schemes. So did Jon Corzine, the "untouchable" who stole from the rest of America.
Next?
Every religion or nationality has their criminals. Pick one, and any half-wit can generate a list at least as impressive as yours. Your argument is weak. What are your type really afraid of?
Never mind mr peabody. Mr "Flight of the Valkyries" is just slipping back into the abyss that many are falling into in this day and age. Targeting a scapegoat.
I call bullshit on you freak. What you are attempting to imply is not what this is about at all. It's about a protected class of people who are above and beyond reproach and this is not limited to just the Old Testament adherants.
Look, we are not anti-semites. I am working on a response to these fuckwads but just got started on it this evening so it will take a little time. I really do not give one flying fuck what religion it is that you might adhere to if any, because if you believe in the following bullshit, then you should not reply to me. Ever. Questions? Let's call a spade a spade shall we?
If you have high blood pressure, please read with caution and only read a little at a time.
http://www.prosperousamerica.org/fixing-americas-economy/
Psshhh. Jews aint got nothing on the Chinese. Try getting between a Chinese businessman and his money. You'll be lucky if you make it to jail.
(+1 F_S and Walkure.) Who said anyone was kidding?
Francis Sawyer arrives at the Pearly Gates in front of St. Peter. St. Peter opens his book of Francis' life and arrives at a particularly large number. "It says here that you've taken the Lord's name in vain 1,356,987 times." To which Francis replies "1,356,987! Jesus Fucking Chri..."...
Let me fill you in on this "guilt-tripping" business:
1. Jews use it for a competitive advantage and leverage for a "better deal". They are shrewd.
2. Traditional Christians (especially Catholics in the Middle Ages) used it for social control of the peasants and maintaining a hierarchy. They were/are cruel.
3. Don't subscribe to either. Call them out on it, and tell them to "piss off"... or something to that effect.
Jesus tipped the cows over in the temple
and woody, you gotta save woody from the oven.
Welfare Cow: You care for them, in the hopes that they'll produce milk one day, but get nothing in return, except crap and broken fences.
Holstein cows are no better than Jersey cows. One's a gansta, the other terrorizes you.
To keep them in line, you spend more money on cowboys. With guns. The cows and cowboys do not get along, but you still care for both.
Some cows want to leave their pasture and move on to greener pastures, with shiny, bling-lined water buckets and oats troughs. Other cows look romantically at your kids and want to marry them.
You know you need to get out of this business -- now! -- but can't get off this Animal Farm. You pray for a meteor, aliens or divine intervention -- while drinking soy-milk & vodka, because you know that it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world. You now brainstorm about cowboys turning the cows into hamburger, then laying them off.
All the dang cows want to come to California to be happy.
Obamanism: (corrected)
You have no cows. Mainstream media circulates pictures of you shooting skeet.
i can't get this right - but one of you guys can - along the lines of 'you didn't buy that cow, the gov. did'.
Bossy does not like that comparison...
Which one's Bossy?
The one chewing her cud.
Sorry, but that still doesn't help.
LOL,
You still have two cows...
One at home and one with mad cow disease.
I don't get it. Which one went to D.C.?
WB7 would be proud.
Saying that she's a cow is an insult to cows.
+1 Post of the day!
The below is similar.
The 1% few
After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches a new
understanding can be reached of the secret to wealth and success.
Here it goes.
Knowledge is Power
Time is Money,... and, as every engineer knows:
Power is Work over Time.
So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get:
K = P (1)
T = M (2)
P = W/T (3)
Now, do a few simple substitutions:
Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
K = W/T (4)
Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
K = W/M (5).
Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:
Knowledge equals Work over Money.
What this MEANS is that:
1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.
Solving for Money, we get:
M = W/K (6)
Money equals Work Over Knowledge.
From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.
What THIS MEANS is:
3. The More you Make, the Less you Know.
Solving for Work, we get
W = M K (7)
Work equals Money times Knowledge
From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.
What THIS MEANS is:
4. The stupid rich do little or no work.
Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left as
an exercise for the reader.
It's really much simpler. Those who flunked out of engineering went to business school. Now, those former business majors manage the engineers, and they still don't understand engineering.
Actually, Cali has four heifers. You could easily replace the four footed bovine with Pelosi, Fienstein, or Boxer, all udder liberals.
The term 'mad cow disease' (MCD) is in use because the term PMS was alredy taken...