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Bernanke Testimony Day Two Webcast - This Time Before The House Committee
Yesterday Bernanke testified before the Senate: today it is the turn of the House to grandstand. The prepared remarks are the same, but the Q&A will certainly be different, and will focus mostly on political talking points surrounding the sequester, with little to no talk of actual monetary policy. After all, the last thing anyone in Congress wants is the man who provides the deficit funding to pull the punch bowl.
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Fuck You Bernanke!!!!!!!!!!
Answser the question Bernake, are you an a@@ hat or not?
Answer the question Bernaked, why are you such an asshole?
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What do you think pays for the site? Ben Bernanke isn't making any generous donations to ZH.
Best part of the testimony is the last questioner... Sean Duffy R-WI ... Lets the ChairSatan dangle and eat his own words...
Bastich!!
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Bernanke looks like he's at death's door. Someone should pour a pot of scalding hot coffee on his bald fucking head to wake him up.
Maxine Waters (D-CA) & ranking member of the House Financial Services Committee, is one of those CONgresspersons who talks R-E-A-L-L-Y LOUDLY & HALTINGLY probably as a result of the fact that she is so disrespected by even his fellow criminal CONgressional scumbags, and she feels the need to SPEAK UP and fake PROJECTING CONFIDENCE to try and divert attention from the fact that operates at the level of 1st grade arithmetic.
ObaMao Cabinent
This fuckin Jbag getting grilled again today by these circus of yardapes? No wonder the markets are rallying, you cant have a down day when either the Bernank or Obama is speaking.
Life during currency wartime
All they need to do is schedule a few Bernak or ObaMao press conferences daily and we'll have green market days forever!
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"Bernanke looks like he's at death's door. Someone should pour a pot of scalding hot coffee on his bald fucking head to wake him up."
I thought the exact same thing. Made me think about body language and all that that can convey. Something big soon?
You are spot on with your observations. She is an embarrasment.
BaBaBouy,
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That chick advertizing T-shirts is cute.
Q: Why isn't Bernanke dangling at the end of a rope ?
A: Because Americans are dumb and lazy.
Keep patting yourselves on the back as to how smart you are while Bernanke, Blankfein, Dimon and the rest of the merry band of criminals rob you in broad daylight.
They think Ben Bernanke is buddies with Ben Ghazi.
Oh look! A shiny object!
How to deal with bankers! Iran style
http://www.sott.net/article/258744-How-to-deal-with-Banksters-Iran-sentences-four-to-death-in-countrys-biggest-ever-case-of-banking-fraud
Liberals in Iran are calling for a "Stone Ban."
Tune in your radios. Relax your splichters.
WTF, Ben is re-reading yesterday's tripe.
FX likes Ben's comments on "the importance of long-term low IRs". LOL
Yes, but the algos don't know what Groundhog Day is. MSM gets to unleash two sets of market-levitation headlines.
He just asked the committee chairman if he could read the rest 2 pages of this tripe, which everyone heard YTD - Both of them twitched while stuttering, agreed, and the circus Must Go On.
....that's because they ask the same questions.
they should handcuff his ass as he walks in and put him in the slammer.
then go to wall st and get the rest of those assholes
Arrest Congress first. Then Wall Street becomes pointless.
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Should be some interesting small arms target practice for Capitol Police and Feds.
Bring lunch and cameras with telephoto.
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I think I figured out why Bernanke hates gold so much. He has been putting gold on the wrong side of the Fed's balance sheet all this time. So in his view, gold is a liability instead of an asset. One would think the Fed would hire on better accountants.
I wonder where they hide the teleprompters
Its in the ear. If you look again at the Gore - Perot NAFTA "debate" you can see one in el patrone Al's ear. They probably have Google Teleprompter contact lenses by now.
Does Alan Grayson get a whack at him?
Mr. Bernanke, would you pay me .25% per year to borrow a trillion dollars like you do for your maggot friends?
The guy's an asshole, but you gotta love that suit.
Fuck you you fucking full keynestard fucking fiat shitting bank dick choking fucker. I fucking hope you get crushed by a fucking DC cab driven by a fucking underemployed fucking shlub trying to feed and school his fucking kids you fucking Ivy league retarded crook. Fuck off and die.
<3
Nine-nine-five. Just a closing exclamation point shy of a perfect 10.
Fuck/word ratio a solid 11/49.
A+ my friend.
But the best line ever using the word 'fuck' was from the movie 'Get Shorty' and delivered by Dennis Farina's character as he arrives in LAX from Miami and gets a limo ride...he says,"They say the reason the fucking sunsets in fucking LA are so fucking beautiful is cause of the fucking smog." One of the best lines ever...sorry to digress!
Deficit spending must continue to mitigate social unrest. As we move from one debt crisis to another, the stock market will move higher as there is unending pressure to invest excess liquidity. The danger is not commodity inflation, its a 20%+ move in the DJIA.
Chairman Bernanke, do you wear a santa hat while Mr. Dimon sucks your dick?
Maxine Waters speaking as of now. Reads a letter written by her maid which she doesnt understand. Wonders what monetary policy means. Praises Ben Bernanke nonetheless for his sacrifices and services to his country.
No wonder why California is in such a hole when you witness what kind of nonsense they can achieve to elect into power.
Holy shit
Maxine waters is Pelosi in blackface
It amazes me that anyone takes her seriously. Just because an rabid freakazoid gets elected to Congress, they deserve respect? I'd rather have Chauncey Gardener as a Congressman.
Maxine wants sugar daddy Bernanke and the Fed to start bailing out California by buying it's debt.
The Bernack looks like he's about to have a Marco Rubio moment in this photo.
He looks constipated just like the fed's balance sheet.
It'd be fun to lace some strong laxatives in that water he's holding!
Sodium pentathol
Thanks alot. First image I got on the feed was MW !
I am now going to start drinking. (Victory Hop Devil; life can be good)
Victory Hop Devil - great beer!
maxine waters might better symbolize the circus that is our gov't better than anybody else. shocking.
What does that CHRM before his name stand for? Chairman? Charmer? Chromer?
'ChromeDomius'
Crown Holdings Replaceable Manager
Crony wHoReMonger. Only the letters, C-H-R-M, get capitalized.
Come Hither and Rape Me
It is an acronym for "Lying Sack of Shit"
Charmin, like the shit paper.
"After all, the last thing anyone in Congress wants is the man who provides the deficit funding to pull the punch bowl."
Imagine watching a pathologically lying whoremonger have an exchange with whoremongers who depend upon his intervention to keep themselves ensconced in power... Kabuki Theater for whoremongers...
FUBAR.
Yea it's all just a fuckin puppet show bottom line.
Yo Dog! Three Years and you still have a seat in the front row.
But will the Pimp gives the whores a good smacking to keep them in line ?
It's like a bunch of crackheads getting together to decide whether they should lighten up on the free crack that they are smoking.
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I get it!!!!.......... the moment of sacrifice is upon us.
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Please start the Fed stock buying program to support the Fed King.
<Enage Mr. Sulu.>
Looks like they are going to push to go positive on the week just to prove their point. Ahead Print factor nine. Make it so.
Someone, quick, give this report to the Bernanqe: he can stop printing, the problem is "climate change".
New NOAA study estimates future loss of labor capacity as climate warms
http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2013/20130225_laborandclimate.html
Punxsutawney Ben.
If he can't see his shadow the European spring is going hot.
Can some one go get feltch-boy Krugman out of the men's room gloryhole ? Shows about to start...
And this is what he said, before the orgy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLPy8zpJ_3w
We need to start the revolt but the American Public is too fucking stupid to understand what the fuck is going on!
If you are waiting for someone else to go first you're going to be waiting a long time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oh8K5tTcig
I always look forward to the incredibly insightful Maximus Waterus
You should drive through that maximus socialist cunt's district. Too bad she's not on the side of liberty and justice for all.
"We've taken the value of a dollar down to about a nickel, but we really, really, really are concerned with your welfare and will CONTINUE to look out for your welfare because we are dedicated public SERVANTS."
Yeah, blame it on the weather Ben. You and Maxine were made for each other.
If you look under the table where Ben is sitting you will find Barry on his knees wearing a little bit of makeup.
WTF. Hensarling asked some decent questions and didn't even give time for Bernanke to answer them (his time was up). What a fucking joke.
MW for the defense.
I love BB's dear in the headlites look while Maxine is yammering on.
What a shit show!
Maxine, telling Benny what he said... Nice.
Take off the wig you fuckin' filthy savage, you too Moochele. You look ridiculous, let's see that nappy filthy melon.
criminals/traitors questioning criminals/traitors
Is there a live stream for this shit show anywhere?
http://www.c-span.org/Events/Fed-Chairman-Appears-Before-House-Cmte-on-S...
Thanks.
Maxipad watters is a pig.
Pigs are intelligent, Maxie is out of their league...
Congressman: When are you going to give up destroying our economy now that you know your jewdoo doesn't work?
BB: It's very early in our program....
What a filthy pig.
Congressman: When are you going to give up destroying our economy now that you know your jewdoo doesn't work?
OH Contrar... The 'Jewdoo' is working just fine actually. It just isn't healthy for America, but it works fine for the jew zionist bankers! "that's why I'm richer than you" as Jamie says.
Take it from a jew who knows:
“who controls the food supply controls the people;
Who controls the energy can control whole continents;
Who controls the money can control the world.”
Henry Kissinger, 1973 (as quoted by trivemovment.com)
www.synagoguerising.com
he's talking about another universe.
you have to wonder how much these guys are getting from the banks not to call him on this bullshit....
incredible. incredible. incredible.
"you have to wonder how much these guys are getting from the banks not to call him on this bullshit..."
“Our leaders are not chosen for their intelligence or achievement but rather because they are able to win the peoples’ trust and are willing to betray it. They are chosen by a small satanic cult – cabalistic bankers and Freemasons – that controls the world’s finances and media. Our ‘leaders’ are junior members of this international cult, called the Order of the Illuminati.” Henry Makow, Ph.D, “Illuminati – The cult That Hijacked the World”
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"To increase the job numbers, we are now adding blow jobs to our statistics. As a matter of fact, Maxine, under my podium, has just added to the job numbers."
While the impacts will be vast, CoreLogic points out the immediate impacts of the QM and QRM rules will be minimal because for the next seven years, loans that meet
the underwriting requirements of the GSEs and the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) are exempt from the new guidelines
Currently, about 90 percent of newly originated loans are backed by the GSEs and/or FHA, so the market will be able to continue in its current path for the next several years.
So even though About 60 percent of loans written today would not be acceptable under the finalized rules for a qualified mortgage (QM) and the anticipated rules for a qualified residential mortgage (QRM), according to new researchfrom CoreLogic. Since 90% of loans are exempt from these rules what good are they?
They are depriving the market of private participation?
Keep buying= Moar Beer. Low = High.
Is this a group blowjob for Bernanke?
Bernank,
You filthy fucking piece of shit. I pray you get a disease that makes your life a fucking misery, you never recover, and you suffer terribly on your death bed you filthy fucking cunt of a nation wrecking whore. Or someone kidnaps you and makes you suffer for a bastard fortnight in perpetual fucking pain and fright.
Cunt
These people make me want to puke ,I can't take the bullshit any longer...I'm out.
Hollywood, Wall St., Washington...what's the difference? All one big magic show for idiots.
BB just gave Congress the middle finger.
So exactly sir how does your criminal enterprise work?
I'm sorry but time has expired for the gentleman's question from the constituancy.
Embarrassed to be an American with such fucktarded leaders!
When I travel over seas I claim to be Canadian.
"not rocket science"
Is this women even a citizen?
Sounds cuban.
She's a leech.
Since when does citizenship matter?
Bernanke Says Treasury, MBS Markets Not Disrupted by QE
MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA JAIL HIS ASS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Bernanke, you stupid motherfucker, you know as well as everyone else here today that the purpose of QE is to disrupt the MBS and Treasury markets. And now you're lying about it under oath!!!
He's doing god's work so any oath in contradiction is blasphemous and non-binding.
"He's doing god's work so any oath in contradiction is blasphemous and non-binding"
Yep, god's work! Just gotta understand who the jews call 'god'!
“Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer” -so I wasn’t lying. -and we are his chosen people. Lucifer is very much alive.” The above is an exact quote of Harold Wallace Rosenthal, former top administrative Aide to the then Senator Jacob Javits, who was defeated in the 1980 election.
I wish these idiots would ask questions instead of making speeches.
Thay have all attended the Obama School of Charm. I think I'm going to be sick.
Warren Buffet won't allow the pipe line because it will cut into his railroad oil transport business.
is there a question coming anytime soon from these douche bags?
Compared to the Senate. You know Bernanke doesn't have an ounce of respect for the boobs in the House.
So is suck-up Brad Sherman angling for a Fed job or what?
Capital is irrelavent when you can print !
Just a Gigolo every market I go.... http://youtu.be/lN-4lX0QyZc
dance you hooker realtors, pimp analysts, and regulators, pimp rented congressmen, and crooked banks, print Trillion more fund that deficit.
Yes, we have no price discovery. Tough shit.
Hegel one day, this the next. This country is nuts.
Rep. Scott Garrett of New Jersey was asking the right questions.
How did KRS-one get into congress?
I think Benny just opened the door to NIRP.
The whole thing is a FARCE!! How can you even do any reasonable exploratory question and answering when you are given ONLY FIVE MINUTES?!?!?! Why even bother having these meetings? Dog and pony show...
That's about it. The pony poops and the dumb dogs eat it up.
Looking into the exit stratergy "sometime soon". Yeah, more like NEVER !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM
Too big to fail is gone..................until big fails.
"Mispricings"?? Did Bernanke just admit that the Banks are propping up the markets with the reserves given to them by the Fed to adjust for "mispricings"?
Dear Wm Banzai7, Pleeeease do a print of "STRAIGHT SHOOTING BEN"... maybe with a bazooka from the helicopter? Showdown at High Noon? Straight shooting my ass!
Yes
David Scott steps up and volunteers to be the biggest idiot in the room
Michele makes the Bernank squirmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Michelle Bachmann... Who knew.
Michelle putting Ben Shalom on the spot here.
The Dems are desperate for Benny to lay the blame of the sequester at the feet of the Republicans. They don't actually give a shit about the debt. Grandstanding fucktards.
What? Another fucking idiot reading from a piece of paper?
Who elects these assholes?
Noone elected them. The Order selected them
The douche bag doesn't even speak english.