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Bernanke Testimony Day Two Webcast - This Time Before The House Committee

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Yesterday Bernanke testified before the Senate: today it is the turn of the House to grandstand. The prepared remarks are the same, but the Q&A will certainly be different, and will focus mostly on political talking points surrounding the sequester, with little to no talk of actual monetary policy. After all, the last thing anyone in Congress wants is the man who provides the deficit funding to pull the punch bowl.

 

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Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:03 | 3281614 Hippocratic Oaf
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Fuck You Bernanke!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:07 | 3281636 camaro68ss
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Answser the question Bernake, are you an a@@ hat or not?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:10 | 3281643 buzzsaw99
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Answer the question Bernaked, why are you such an asshole?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:14 | 3281650 BaBaBouy
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TYLER ... PLEASE Get Rid The Fucking ANNOYING Eye Ads All Over Your Site !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Shit Is Driving Your Readership AWAY!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:15 | 3281669 SheepDog-One
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AdBlocker+

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:21 | 3281701 fuu
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Would the rest of you please quit reloading Kitco?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:57 | 3281854 BaBaBouy
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Well Since I Posted, The Fecking EYE Ads Disappeared ... Thanks TY...

 

Butt What About All The Down Voters??? You Wanna See The Fucking Annoying Ads ????????????????

I'll Program A Fecking FLASHING Pink And Blue Page Just For Ya's To Watch All Day...

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:21 | 3281963 fuu
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You still see ads? Hmm.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 17:02 | 3283203 Nick Jihad
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What do you think pays for the site?  Ben Bernanke isn't making any generous donations to ZH.

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 18:07 | 3283396 tbone654
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Best part of the testimony is the last questioner...  Sean Duffy R-WI ...  Lets the ChairSatan dangle and eat his own words...

Bastich!!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:22 | 3282231 brak
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Is there an Adblocker plugin to let just the snorg tee girls through?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:20 | 3281678 TruthInSunshine
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Bernanke looks like he's at death's door. Someone should pour a pot of scalding hot coffee on his bald fucking head to wake him up.

Maxine Waters (D-CA) & ranking member of the House Financial Services Committee, is one of those CONgresspersons who talks R-E-A-L-L-Y LOUDLY & HALTINGLY probably as a result of the fact that she is so disrespected by even his fellow criminal CONgressional scumbags, and she feels the need to SPEAK UP and fake PROJECTING CONFIDENCE to try and divert attention from the fact that operates at the level of 1st grade arithmetic.

ObaMao Cabinent

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:24 | 3281710 Divided States ...
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This fuckin Jbag getting grilled again today by these circus of yardapes? No wonder the markets are rallying, you cant have a down day when either the Bernank or Obama is speaking.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:28 | 3281735 Joe Davola
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Life during currency wartime

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:37 | 3281771 SheepDog-One
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All they need to do is schedule a few Bernak or ObaMao press conferences daily and we'll have green market days forever!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:41 | 3281772 SheepDog-One
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!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:37 | 3282282 CosmicDebris
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"Bernanke looks like he's at death's door. Someone should pour a pot of scalding hot coffee on his bald fucking head to wake him up."

 

I thought the exact same thing. Made me think about body language and all that that can convey. Something big soon? 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:45 | 3282310 PAWNMAN
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You are spot on with your observations. She is an embarrasment.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:59 | 3281851 Mi Naem
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BaBaBouy, 

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Wed, 02/27/2013 - 15:27 | 3282772 boogerbently
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I don't know.

That chick advertizing T-shirts is cute.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:20 | 3281691 vmromk
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Q: Why isn't Bernanke dangling at the end of a rope ?

A: Because Americans are dumb and lazy.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:55 | 3282142 vmromk
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Keep patting yourselves on the back as to how smart you are while Bernanke, Blankfein, Dimon and the rest of the merry band of criminals rob you in broad daylight.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:02 | 3282384 Meat Hammer
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They think Ben Bernanke is buddies with Ben Ghazi.

Oh look!  A shiny object!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 15:28 | 3282779 boogerbently
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Liberals in Iran are calling for a "Stone Ban."

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:03 | 3281615 Edward Fiatski
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Tune in your radios. Relax your splichters.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:25 | 3281714 Edward Fiatski
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WTF, Ben is re-reading yesterday's tripe.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:26 | 3281724 Edward Fiatski
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FX likes Ben's comments on "the importance of long-term low IRs". LOL

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:26 | 3281726 mayhem_korner
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Yes, but the algos don't know what Groundhog Day is.  MSM gets to unleash two sets of market-levitation headlines.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:33 | 3281753 Edward Fiatski
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He just asked the committee chairman if he could read the rest 2 pages of this tripe, which everyone heard YTD - Both of them twitched while stuttering, agreed, and the circus Must Go On.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 15:31 | 3282794 boogerbently
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....that's because they ask the same questions.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:03 | 3281617 thismarketisrigged
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they should handcuff his ass as he walks in and put him in the slammer.

 

then go to wall st and get the rest of those assholes

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:07 | 3281634 Nothing To See Here
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Arrest Congress first. Then Wall Street becomes pointless.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:38 | 3281775 Mi Naem
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Well, have I got an event for you! 

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Should be some interesting small arms target practice for Capitol Police and Feds. 

Bring lunch and cameras with telephoto. 

"We The People will meet at the Capital Building in Washington DC to make a mass citizens arrest on every member of congress - both the house and senate, the Vice President and President for Treason against the United States of America.

With the aid of local law enforcement We The People will read formal charges of treason against each and every one of them and then each will be arrested and given due process.

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Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:03 | 3281618 SeverinSlade
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I think I figured out why Bernanke hates gold so much.  He has been putting gold on the wrong side of the Fed's balance sheet all this time.  So in his view, gold is a liability instead of an asset.  One would think the Fed would hire on better accountants.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:04 | 3281622 maskone909
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I wonder where they hide the teleprompters

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:20 | 3282222 monad
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Its in the ear. If you look again at the Gore - Perot NAFTA "debate" you can see one in el patrone Al's ear. They probably have Google Teleprompter contact lenses by now.  

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:05 | 3281624 Cheyenne
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Does Alan Grayson get a whack at him?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:05 | 3281627 buzzsaw99
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Mr. Bernanke, would you pay me .25% per year to borrow a trillion dollars like you do for your maggot friends?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:05 | 3281629 CrimsonAvenger
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The guy's an asshole, but you gotta love that suit.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:08 | 3281638 LongSoupLine
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Fuck you you fucking full keynestard fucking fiat shitting bank dick choking fucker. I fucking hope you get crushed by a fucking DC cab driven by a fucking underemployed fucking shlub trying to feed and school his fucking kids you fucking Ivy league retarded crook. Fuck off and die.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:20 | 3281694 fuu
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<3

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:21 | 3281700 mayhem_korner
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Nine-nine-five.  Just a closing exclamation point shy of a perfect 10.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:36 | 3281768 Alpo for Granny
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Fuck/word ratio a solid 11/49.
A+ my friend.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:17 | 3281946 eatthebanksters
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But the best line ever using the word 'fuck' was from the movie 'Get Shorty' and delivered by Dennis Farina's character as he arrives in LAX from Miami and gets a limo ride...he says,"They say the reason the fucking sunsets in fucking LA are so fucking beautiful is cause of the fucking smog."  One of the best lines ever...sorry to digress!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:10 | 3281647 tempo
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Deficit spending must continue to mitigate social unrest. As we move from one debt crisis to another, the stock market will move higher as there is unending pressure to invest excess liquidity. The danger is not commodity inflation, its a 20%+ move in the DJIA.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:11 | 3281653 adr
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Chairman Bernanke, do you wear a santa hat while Mr. Dimon sucks your dick?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:12 | 3281654 Nothing To See Here
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Maxine Waters speaking as of now. Reads a letter written by her maid which she doesnt understand. Wonders what monetary policy means. Praises Ben Bernanke nonetheless for his sacrifices and services to his country.

No wonder why California is in such a hole when you witness what kind of nonsense they can achieve to elect into power.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:43 | 3281795 Theta_Burn
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Holy shit

Maxine waters is Pelosi in blackface

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:50 | 3281827 XitSam
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It amazes me that anyone takes her seriously. Just because an rabid freakazoid gets elected to Congress, they deserve respect? I'd rather have Chauncey Gardener as a Congressman.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:37 | 3282283 yogibear
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Maxine wants sugar daddy Bernanke and the Fed to start bailing out California by buying it's debt.

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:13 | 3281655 dbTX
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The Bernack looks like he's about to have a Marco Rubio moment in this photo.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:15 | 3281664 buzzsaw99
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He looks constipated just like the fed's balance sheet.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:17 | 3281674 Bahamas
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It'd be fun to lace some strong laxatives in that water he's holding!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:50 | 3281828 monad
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Sodium pentathol

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:14 | 3281660 DOT
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Thanks alot. First image I got on the feed was MW !  

I am now going to start drinking. (Victory Hop Devil; life can be good)

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:33 | 3281758 alt.hedge
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Victory Hop Devil - great beer!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:14 | 3281663 DrDinkus
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maxine waters might better symbolize the circus that is our gov't better than anybody else. shocking.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:14 | 3281665 Bahamas
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What does that CHRM before his name stand for?  Chairman? Charmer? Chromer?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:18 | 3281677 SheepDog-One
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'ChromeDomius'

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:17 | 3281684 DOT
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Crown Holdings Replaceable Manager

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:28 | 3281734 John Law Lives
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Crony wHoReMonger.  Only the letters, C-H-R-M, get capitalized.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:49 | 3281822 Coldsun
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Come Hither and Rape Me

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:53 | 3281834 XitSam
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It is an acronym for "Lying Sack of Shit"

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:12 | 3281916 McMolotov
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Charmin, like the shit paper.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:17 | 3281671 John Law Lives
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"After all, the last thing anyone in Congress wants is the man who provides the deficit funding to pull the punch bowl."

Imagine watching a pathologically lying whoremonger have an exchange with whoremongers who depend upon his intervention to keep themselves ensconced in power...  Kabuki Theater for whoremongers...

FUBAR.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:17 | 3281682 SheepDog-One
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Yea it's all just a fuckin puppet show bottom line.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:22 | 3281703 DOT
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Yo Dog!  Three Years and you still have a seat in the front row. 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:24 | 3281709 Winston Churchill
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But will the Pimp gives the whores a good smacking to keep them in line ?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:55 | 3281841 Taffy Lewis
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It's like a bunch of crackheads getting together to decide whether they should lighten up on the free crack that they are smoking.

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:17 | 3281679 lordbyroniv
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Enough with the EYE of Horus Advertising on ZH!!!!

 

I get it!!!!.......... the moment of sacrifice is upon us.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:17 | 3281681 Cognitive Dissonance
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Please start the Fed stock buying program to support the Fed King.

<Enage Mr. Sulu.>

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:27 | 3281728 HD
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Looks like they are going to push to go positive on the week just to prove their point.  Ahead Print factor nine. Make it so.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:19 | 3281686 nonclaim
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Someone, quick, give this report to the Bernanqe: he can stop printing, the problem is "climate change".

New NOAA study estimates future loss of labor capacity as climate warms

http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2013/20130225_laborandclimate.html

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:19 | 3281689 mayhem_korner
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Punxsutawney Ben.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:30 | 3281720 LeisureSmith
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If he can't see his shadow the European spring is going hot.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:21 | 3281696 Rusty Trombone
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Can some one go get feltch-boy Krugman out of the men's room gloryhole ? Shows about to start...

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:23 | 3281705 monad
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And this is what he said, before the orgy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLPy8zpJ_3w

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:23 | 3281707 death_to_fed_tyranny
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We need to start the revolt but the American Public is too fucking stupid to understand what the fuck is going on!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:27 | 3281731 monad
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If you are waiting for someone else to go first you're going to be waiting a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oh8K5tTcig

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:24 | 3281711 repotomaturity
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I always look forward to the incredibly insightful Maximus Waterus

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:29 | 3281742 monad
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You should drive through that maximus socialist cunt's district. Too bad she's not on the side of liberty and justice for all.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:25 | 3281717 Fix It Again Timmy
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"We've taken the value of a dollar down to about a nickel, but we really, really, really are concerned with your welfare and will CONTINUE to look out for your welfare because we are dedicated public SERVANTS." 

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:25 | 3281718 aka Gil
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Yeah, blame it on the weather Ben. You and Maxine were made for each other.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:41 | 3281781 orangegeek
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If you look under the table where Ben is sitting you will find Barry on his knees wearing a little bit of makeup.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:41 | 3281783 jtz5
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WTF.  Hensarling asked some decent questions and didn't even give time for Bernanke to answer them (his time was up).  What a fucking joke.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:42 | 3281786 suteibu
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MW for the defense.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:42 | 3281789 WillyGroper
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I love BB's dear in the headlites look while Maxine is yammering on.

What a shit show!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:47 | 3281817 El Hosel
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Maxine, telling Benny what he said...  Nice.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:44 | 3281799 Pig Brotha
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Take off the wig you fuckin' filthy savage, you too Moochele. You look ridiculous, let's see that nappy filthy melon.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:44 | 3281802 semperfi
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criminals/traitors  questioning  criminals/traitors

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:45 | 3281808 NitneLiun
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Is there a live stream for this shit show anywhere?

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:45 | 3281809 Dr. Engali
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Maxipad watters is a pig.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:47 | 3281818 Fix It Again Timmy
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Pigs are intelligent, Maxie is out of their league...

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:49 | 3281825 helping_friendl...
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Congressman: When are you going to give up destroying our economy now that you know your jewdoo doesn't work?

BB: It's very early in our program....

What a filthy pig.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:57 | 3282364 Bandit und Buster
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Congressman: When are you going to give up destroying our economy now that you know your jewdoo doesn't work?

OH Contrar... The 'Jewdoo' is working just fine actually.  It just isn't healthy for America, but it works fine for the jew zionist bankers!  "that's why I'm richer than you" as Jamie says. 

Take it from a jew who knows:

“who controls the food supply controls the people;

Who controls the energy can control whole continents;

Who controls the money can control the world.”

Henry Kissinger, 1973 (as quoted by trivemovment.com)

www.synagoguerising.com

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:51 | 3281830 unwashedmass
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he's talking about another universe. 

you have to wonder how much these guys are getting from the banks not to call him on this bullshit....

incredible. incredible. incredible. 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:00 | 3282375 Bandit und Buster
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"you have to wonder how much these guys are getting from the banks not to call him on this bullshit..."

Our leaders are not chosen for their intelligence or achievement but rather because they are able to win the peoples’ trust and are willing to betray it. They are chosen by a small satanic cult – cabalistic bankers and Freemasons – that controls the world’s finances and media. Our ‘leaders’ are junior members of this international cult, called the Order of the Illuminati.”  Henry Makow, Ph.D, “Illuminati – The cult That Hijacked the World”

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Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:59 | 3281862 Fix It Again Timmy
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"To increase the job numbers, we are now adding blow jobs to our statistics.  As a matter of fact, Maxine, under my podium, has just added to the job numbers."

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:04 | 3281868 helping_friendl...
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While the impacts will be vast, CoreLogic points out the immediate impacts of the QM and QRM rules will be minimal because for the next seven years, loans that meet

the underwriting requirements of the GSEs and the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) are exempt from the new guidelines

Currently, about 90 percent of newly originated loans are backed by the GSEs and/or FHA, so the market will be able to continue in its current path for the next several years.

So even though About 60 percent of loans written today would not be acceptable under the finalized rules for a qualified mortgage (QM) and the anticipated rules for a qualified residential mortgage (QRM), according to new researchfrom CoreLogic. Since 90% of loans are exempt from these rules what good are they?

They are depriving the market of private participation?

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:02 | 3281877 DOT
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Keep buying= Moar Beer. Low = High.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:04 | 3281886 djsmps
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Is this a group blowjob for Bernanke?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:07 | 3281895 Inthemix96
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Bernank,

You filthy fucking piece of shit.  I pray you get a disease that makes your life a fucking misery, you never recover, and you suffer terribly on your death bed you filthy fucking cunt of a nation wrecking whore.  Or someone kidnaps you and makes you suffer for a bastard fortnight in perpetual fucking pain and fright.

Cunt

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:07 | 3281896 Dr. Engali
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These people make me want to puke ,I can't take the bullshit  any longer...I'm out.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:08 | 3281899 TahoeBilly2012
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Hollywood, Wall St., Washington...what's the difference? All one big magic show for idiots.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:09 | 3281903 helping_friendl...
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BB just gave Congress the middle finger.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:10 | 3281909 haskelslocal
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So exactly sir how does your criminal enterprise work?

I'm sorry but time has expired for the gentleman's question from the constituancy.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:12 | 3281919 rubearish10
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Embarrassed to be an American with such fucktarded leaders!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:14 | 3281926 helping_friendl...
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When I travel over seas I claim to be Canadian.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:13 | 3281924 DOT
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"not rocket science"

 

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:15 | 3281931 helping_friendl...
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Is this women even a citizen?

Sounds cuban.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:17 | 3281947 rubearish10
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She's a leech.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:10 | 3282189 JohnGaltsChild
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Since when does citizenship matter?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:17 | 3281942 lolmao500
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Bernanke Says Treasury, MBS Markets Not Disrupted by QE

MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA JAIL HIS ASS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:27 | 3282248 eclectic syncretist
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Bernanke, you stupid motherfucker, you know as well as everyone else here today that the purpose of QE is to disrupt the MBS and Treasury markets.  And now you're lying about it under oath!!!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:54 | 3282349 Bastiat
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He's doing god's work so any oath in contradiction is blasphemous and non-binding.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:05 | 3282401 Bandit und Buster
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"He's doing god's work so any oath in contradiction is blasphemous and non-binding"

 

Yep, god's work! Just gotta understand who the jews call 'god'!

  

“Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer   -so I wasn’t lying. -and we are his chosen people.  Lucifer is very much alive.”    The above is an exact quote of Harold Wallace Rosenthal, former top administrative Aide to the then Senator Jacob Javits, who was defeated in the 1980 election.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:18 | 3281950 helping_friendl...
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I wish these idiots would ask questions instead of making speeches.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:29 | 3282005 JohnGaltsChild
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Thay have all attended the Obama School of Charm. I think I'm going to be sick.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:19 | 3281956 helping_friendl...
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Warren Buffet won't allow the pipe line because it will cut into his railroad oil transport business.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:24 | 3281982 helping_friendl...
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is there a question coming anytime soon from these douche bags?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:24 | 3281983 Seasmoke
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Compared to the Senate. You know Bernanke doesn't have an ounce of respect for the boobs in the House.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:25 | 3281989 JohnGaltsChild
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So is suck-up Brad Sherman angling for a Fed job or what?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:29 | 3282008 DOT
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Capital is irrelavent when you can print !

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:30 | 3282013 Atlantis Consigliore
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Just a Gigolo every market I go....   http://youtu.be/lN-4lX0QyZc

 

dance you hooker realtors, pimp analysts, and regulators, pimp rented congressmen, and crooked banks,  print Trillion more fund that deficit.

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:34 | 3282033 El Hosel
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Yes, we have no price discovery. Tough shit.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:33 | 3282029 JohnGaltsChild
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Hegel one day, this the next. This country is nuts.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:34 | 3282034 Mr. Hudson
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Rep. Scott Garrett of New Jersey was asking the right questions.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:35 | 3282038 maskone909
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How did KRS-one get into congress?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:39 | 3282060 NitneLiun
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I think Benny just opened the door to NIRP.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:39 | 3282064 Praetorian Guard
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The whole thing is a FARCE!! How can you even do any reasonable exploratory question and answering when you are given ONLY FIVE MINUTES?!?!?! Why even bother having these meetings? Dog and pony show...

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:49 | 3282125 JohnGaltsChild
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That's about it. The pony poops and the dumb dogs eat it up.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:42 | 3282083 DOT
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Looking into the exit stratergy "sometime soon". Yeah, more like NEVER !

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:48 | 3282119 JohnGaltsChild
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Too big to fail is gone..................until big fails.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:54 | 3282136 Mr. Hudson
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"Mispricings"?? Did Bernanke just admit that the Banks are propping up the markets with the reserves given to them by the Fed to adjust for "mispricings"?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:57 | 3282146 kwality
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Dear Wm Banzai7, Pleeeease do a print of "STRAIGHT SHOOTING BEN"... maybe with a bazooka from the helicopter?  Showdown at High Noon?  Straight shooting my ass!   

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:58 | 3282148 JohnGaltsChild
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Yes

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:55 | 3282144 JohnGaltsChild
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David Scott steps up and volunteers to be the biggest idiot in the room

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:12 | 3282198 JohnGaltsChild
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Michele makes the Bernank squirmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:14 | 3282203 haskelslocal
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Michelle Bachmann... Who knew.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:15 | 3282205 GrinandBearit
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Michelle putting Ben Shalom on the spot here.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:18 | 3282214 NitneLiun
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The Dems are desperate for Benny to lay the blame of the sequester at the feet of the Republicans. They don't actually give a shit about the debt. Grandstanding fucktards.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:17 | 3282215 ZippyBananaPants
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What? Another fucking idiot reading from a piece of paper?

 

Who elects these assholes?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:21 | 3282225 monad
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Noone elected them. The Order selected them

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:21 | 3282228 helping_friendl...
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The douche bag doesn't even speak english.

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