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Chris Christie Says "God-Awful" Atlantic City Government "Going Down The Chute"

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A week after the epic fail of Atlantic City's Revel casino, and in the middle of the gambling 'mecca's rebuilding, the mayor of this always-above-board city has voted himself a $16,000 per annum pay rise; why not, he is entitled, right? Well it seems Chris Christie has a few things to say about that:

  • *CHRISTIE BLASTS ATLANTIC CITY MAYOR FOR $16,000 PAY RAISE
  • *CHRISTIE SAYS A.C. GOVERNMENT 'GOING DOWN THE CHUTE'
  • *CHRISTIE SAYS ATLANTIC CITY GOVERNMENT IS 'GOD-AWFUL'
 


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Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:25 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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And this is what happens when you elect statists.

In other news, crazy Ben is at it again, perjuring himself again and again...

Bernanke Says Treasury, MBS Markets Not Disrupted by QE

Arrest him already!! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A BUNCH OF LIES!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:27 | Link to Comment Iriestx
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Silly, he's above the law.  Law only applies to the serfs.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:32 | Link to Comment DJ Happy Ending
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Chris Christie lowering the state flag to half staff when Whitney Houston OD'd cracked me up.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:46 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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In The Matrix, crack whores are mascots..

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 18:18 | Link to Comment UnpatrioticHoarder
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The lyrics of "Every Woman" clearly show she is differentiating herself from a whore by emphasing that she can do anything you want done now, but do it naturally

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:47 | Link to Comment HD
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I think it was more a matter of not being able to get the flag all the way up the pole...

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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Hard to take that fat fuck seriously anymore after he practically went down on Barry Soetero after Hurricane Sandy.

Whores come in all shapes and sizes, there's a lid for every pot, and we found out that Chris Christie's mouth fitted quite nicely around Barry's cock.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:01 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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I'm sure NY Governor Andrew Cuomo thanks Chris Christie for trying to incite the vacating of Atlantic City casinos in favor of Indian Reservations in upstate NY or China-bus racinos out in Eastern Queens.

Christie is a fat bastard, full of hot air, and a pudgy-fingered subject usually found hovering over the banquet table in the king's court.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:15 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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"Practically?"

He took it up the lard ass, too. While eating a doughnut.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:58 | Link to Comment caconhma
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Indeed, the Law is for common people defining the rules by which they must serve their masters.

One can only wonder of how naive and brainwashed people are foolishly assuming the Law is the same for all.

As for Chris Christie, he is just a buffoon.

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:58 | Link to Comment Elliott Eldrich
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Rules are for fools, laws are for little people and losers. That's the ethic of the criminal overlords, and it works a treat for them. 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:41 | Link to Comment Theta_Burn
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Going down the chute??? sorry its already at the treatment plant.

The last Mayor down there went missing for weeks...AND was *gasp* a liar

They would be eating people down there if it wasn't for the casinos.

As much as i like Christie,with what goes on here in Jersey, why the fuss over 16K?...

 

 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Boozer
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"They would be eating people down there if it wasn't for the casinos."

So funny, so true. 

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:21 | Link to Comment FL_Conservative
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Chris Christie is the same type of fucking tool he's always railing against.  He does this at the same time he accepts ObamaCare and financially buries his state for years into the future by expanding Medicaid services, all so he can get Obama bucks for the next 3 years.  Same with my fucking governor.  At least he's not getting quoted attacking other people like the fucking hypocrite, Christie.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:26 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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Run for president......please!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Frozen IcQb
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The man can barely walk let alone run!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:43 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Maybe he could roll for president.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:27 | Link to Comment booboo
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CHRIS CHRISTIE TO AC MAYOR; "GET IN MY BELLY"

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:34 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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I'm sure he will enter 2016 race for the Presidency, as a democrat.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:43 | Link to Comment Watts_D_Matter
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LJ Silver....he cant enter as a Democrap....He looks more like an elephant than a donkey....

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:47 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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He'll pull a Bloomberg and run as an "independent" the same way Teddy Roosevelt did against Woodrow Wilson. He'll help split the vote in order to ensure whichever statist asshole the powers-that-be choose gets elected.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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... so is the federal government asshole and you just decided to add to the bill with Obamacare medicaid for Jersey. F- off fat ass.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:33 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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Christie is a principled politician. Judging from his girth, he always knows where the best feed trough is at, and right now Obama's his best bud!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:28 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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In other eastern states outrageous news...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/staten_island/sandy_buyoutoffer_mzOVE...

The people who live in the battered neighborhood have been enticed by a deal that will pay them 100 percent of their damaged home’s prestorm market value — plus 5 percent if the homeowners stay on Staten Island, Cuomo said. The feds will pick up 75 percent of the tab.

No wonder they vote democrat!!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:09 | Link to Comment cents gradeschool
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Cuomo's comments make me realize Agenda 21 will be implemented. One way or another.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:29 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Christie would suck Obama's appendage for more clownbux.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:34 | Link to Comment nofluer
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Would?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:42 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Does. Did. And will do again.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:41 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Did

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:54 | Link to Comment Meatballs
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Coffee on my screen- thanks fucker :)

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:30 | Link to Comment AllThatGlitters
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Just yesterday Christie signed a bill legalizing Online Gambling in NJ, following Vegas signing last week. Gotta wonder if there is even more back story here.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Goggles Pisano
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I am originally from New Jersey. Saying AC's government is "going down the chute" is basically saying nothing and a waste of time to report. And Christie is a bully, don't trust him, he is no different than every other ruling class Republican.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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You got to be kidding with the "republican" comment! Especially in NJ?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:39 | Link to Comment RSBriggs
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He's no Republican - he should have a (D) after his title.  As big a RINO as McLame.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:41 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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he's just another big government prick. Fuck him

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:43 | Link to Comment BullsNBeers
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I still live in NJ. If Christie is just realizing this now, he must have had his head up his ass his entire life. Forget AC. How about almost all local, county and state agencies. Every fucking municipality I deal with is corrupt, bloated with nepotism and cronyism.

I made the mistake of voting for this pant-load of a Gov. based on his history as a prosecutor. Guess I should have remembered that past performance is not an indicator of future returns.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:00 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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New Jersey has some of the most fertile farmland on earth. The fact that most of it has been paved over for the last 50 years just makes it even more valuable. When the big reset happens, we'll just scrape the thin layer shit off of the top of Jersey, dump it in the Atlantic, and turn it into something useful.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:21 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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+1 Best blueberries, peaches, and tomatoes you'll ever taste.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:33 | Link to Comment koaj
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dont forget white corn. got some great farms no more than 5 minutes away from me. all my summer veggies come from there

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:41 | Link to Comment americanspirit
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The area around Martinsville is some of the prettiest and most productive farmland in the US

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:06 | Link to Comment Blano
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Here's some dry humor I lay on people once in a while:

 

What's the difference between an East Coast Democrat and an East Coast Republican?

 

I don't know either.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Glass Seagull
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The Atlantic City government just realeased a statement of its own:

  "Curtains, Christie!  Curtains!!"

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:27 | Link to Comment CaptainSpaulding
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I say bring in Sam Ace Rothstein. 

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Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:35 | Link to Comment H E D G E H O G
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fuck New Joysee. and New Yoik while we're at it.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:35 | Link to Comment Hedgetard55
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How the hell does Governor Donut, Christie Creme, stay so huge? He must be eating half a cow a day.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:37 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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Actually I think its pork.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:43 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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fills up on Obama jizm

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:49 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Horsemeat: the breakfast of champions.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Spacemoose
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You have two cows and Christie agrees to let them graze on his ranch.  later, when you return to claim your cows, you find only two donkeys.  

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:37 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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They shouldn't have told Altantic City that Sandy was coming.  Might have avoided all this.

(is there another state that has four cities as bad as Atlantic City, Newark, Camden and Trenton?)

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:40 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Just in case there is. We also have Jersey City

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:44 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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I consider the whole area of Secaucus, Jersey City, Newark, Elizabeth, etc. as one big, intertwined hell hole.   You have my condolences.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:46 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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i was gonna say Secaucus and West New York. Elizabeth is right down there too.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:22 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Don't forget Paterson.  Worst of them all.  It's the cult favorite on this list.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:34 | Link to Comment koaj
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dont forget new brunswick. when you go on the other side of town from Rutgers and past the hipster restaurants and bars you have a bonafide hell hole

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:43 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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There's been a spat between AC's mayor and Christie ever since the hurricane.  The AC mayor was screaming about how lousy the support was from Christie and how they were endangering people's lives, etc, etc.  Anyway, Christie got into it with him and fired back, etc, etc.  On the surface they smoothed it over but you knew those guys were going to hate eachother after that.

Which brings us up to today.  Christie's been itching to lay into this guy and the casino failure is his opportunity to do that. 

In other words, BORING!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:39 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Christie is always a few years behind the curve. Must be the extra blubber that slows him down.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:49 | Link to Comment MFLTucson
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Hey Fatty, how about a critique of the US goverment or are you and Barack in close company still?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:51 | Link to Comment HD
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Not for nothin'...

  Anyone who has not seen "Boardwalk Empire" - it's worth the time.  It's one of the few shows I really enjoy.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:55 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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Atlantic City was a worthless dump decades ago and has only gone downhill since. A hurricane wiping the place clean would be the best thing that could happen to that city.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:01 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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Meanwhile, Christie and the NJ state legislature just passed a law permitting online gambling in the state. Once again, the line between government and Wall Street thinking becomes increasingly blurred as more gambling becomes the go-to solution for everything.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Charles Nelson ...
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New Jersey epitomizes the shithole this country has become and this fat prick Christie is its poster child.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:46 | Link to Comment devo
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Christie trying to look like one of the good guys for 2016.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:49 | Link to Comment philosophers bone
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We live in an uncertain world, but we can be sure of one thing:  Chris Christie cares about Chris Christie.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 14:56 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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Hey! Go easy on AC - after all, they have to spend all that US taxpayer funded storm relief 'liquidity' someplace...

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Mi Naem
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Christie.  Pshshsh.

Have another doughnut ya stinkin' hypocrite.  

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment 22winmag
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Christie... king of the fake conservatives... you know... as in Too Many Fake Conservatives.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 16:54 | Link to Comment virgilcaine
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Imagine if he didn't get his Sandy porkulus bill? 

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