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Jamie Dimon: "That's Why I Am Richer Than You"
There's a reason why Wall Street is so "beloved" by 99% of the people, and that reason is today best summarized by Jamie Dimon's 'witty' retort to Mike Mayo, perhaps the most hated banking analyst, who asked the JPM CEO a simple question - why affluent customers would not pick UBS over JPM due to a mismatch in capital ratios, to which Dimon's response is even simpler: "that's why I'm richer than you." No logic, no rationale: all about the bottom line, which to Jamie at least is all that matters. As for Mr. Dimon's pending application to purchase a Micronesian private island, we would surmise that the wealth mismatch is far more due to the too big fail banking system which means every time Mr. Dimon uses hundreds of billions in excess deposits to corner the IG9 market or to pursue any other uber-levered venture which blows up in his face even as the firm's highly accurate VaR.xls spreadsheet outputs the RAND() function, the government, also known as JPM's OpCo 1, will rapidly rush to bail him, and his riches, out.
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Chinese citizenism conflatulence! RROR! (riterarry raughing out roud)
Conflatuations!
You have successfully nibbled the double lucky golden panda crustiest bit of the AnAnonymysticalistic Chinese citizenism humorousness mattering thing in vigorous jade gate upholdings.
Actually, that is indeed that.
Chinese citizenism citizens just doing their business 'on the side'.
Jamie Dimon is not an American he is Jewish. So you should take out the word American and insert Jewish and then your statements would be correct. TROLL.
He's not Jewish but as American as can be
That statement will come back to bite him and when all hells breaks loose Jamie better hope he is no where to be seen. My guess is that "things will not end well for Mr. Dimon.
He is richer than some others because he served well an 'american' middle class.
That is why he is richer. 'American' middle classers are the people who makes you rich.
Every artist, every designer, every captain of industry's most violent wish is to work for the 'american' middle class.
This is how you get rich: by satisfying the middle class in 'american' societies.
Someone with close access needs to punch him in the head. Or at least. a good hard donkey shot to the nuts.
He looks like the big foot from Harry and the Hendersons.
Oh Bus.. Oh Bus.. where are you Oh Bus.
Oh Bus.. Oh Bus.. Don't stop when you see him, Oh Bus.
Too bad he never takes the subway. The platforms can get slippery.
The Hous of Cards will collapse soon:
Outstanding of OTC derivatives amounted to $639 trillion - newest report from BISfull report:
http://homment.com/Outstanding-OTC-derivatives
It was over 700 trillion, what happened? Is this where the real "deleveraging" is occuring?
I believe there was some "rejiggering", rather than "deleveraging".
Dick Fuld and Angelo Mozilo are richer than him too. Nice company you're hanging with there Jamie. They should all be put on a private island somewhwere. I'm thinking Rikers, or maybe Alcatraz.
There is a name we don't hear enough anymore. Bravo to you for reviving Moziilo. The idea that this orange clown did nothing illegal is a joke. And yet nothing is happening to even try to bring charges against him. What island is he basking on currently? I truly thought he would get thrown to the masses as a token offering, but apparently not.
Where is long soup line?
Fuck you Jamie
First truthful thing I heard a banker say. They usually don't say it out loud.
JPM Board should take away the other half of that Jackoffs Bonus for that remark. "Leader of the great American Banking Institution".
What do you expect from a FIRE economy, industrialist billionaire are from China, Japan or Germany and here we have the freaks.
He should be made into lasagna.
"Dimon Brand. Ask for it by name".
horsing around in the lasagna too
We can always hope for a sunami. Unfortunately it seems it will hit us before it hits him.
"After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box."
Micronesian island !!!
The only land he needs is about 8' x 5' and 6 ' deep.
Or being the Demon that he is ,maybe it should be 600 miles deep!
I recommend allowing him to actually be of some use for the first time in his miserable life...........as fertilizer!
Just Jamie Dimon's way of admitting he's better at stealing from his customers than UBS.
Mr. DImon's stinging retort should be embossed on Boy Scout merit badges across the country.
It should be emblazoned on Wheaties boxes.
I would that all American boys took this to heart; that the bottom line is all us girls really care about, no matter what we may say.
This, this is what being an American Male is all about.
Makes met wet.
Have you met AnAnonymous? I think you two would make a great couple...
pretty sure she just forgot the <sarc> tag.
The fact that youy identify yourself here as a female almost certainly means that you are not. You need to go back to your supervisor and request more training. Oh yeah, and the chinese suck at everything they attempt, with the exception of fucking each other over. How many chinese babies died when the chinese milk producers were adding industrial chemicals to the milk to mask the fact they were watering it down to the point where it had no nutritional value? How much money have the elite chinese weasels smuggled out of the country this month? How many chinese peasants were forced off their land at gun point so low level chinese commie functionaries could skim more profit to pay for houses in California and Canada so far this year? How many chinese teens sold thier organs yesterday so they could buy chinese counterfeit igadgets stolen from Apple by foxCon? How many Tibetans have the chinese killed this week? I have many more questions about why the chinese are the lowest form of life on this planet, but those should keep you busy for now. I have more respect for Haitians than I do for chinese nationals. Haitians are cleaner too. And smell better. Nya Nya!
Makes you wonder what the home life is like...
the stank of the harbor hits his nose like everyone else.
Dimon gets off on this kind of stuff. Men like him enjoy the feeling of power they get from waging their dick around in public because they can. I pity the man and men like him - they have the money, power and the influence to change millions (if not billions) of lives, to make the world a better place and yet they spend their entire lives pursuing "more"...always more.
Where are the Jonas Salk's and Norman Borlaug's in banking?
I HOPE THE COCKSUCKER GETS TERMINAL CANCER - THE SOONER THE BETTER.
IF NOT THAT, THEN SOME OTHER CHRONIC DISEASE.
I WANT TO READ ABOUT HIM SUFFERING
I'd say testicular, but I don't think brass balls (even as big as his) are susceptible.
Along these lines, just how big are this man's balls to openly talk and mock us now like this. Does he struggle walking, or just have a few Treasury dept peons on call to walk beside him and carry them around for him? I think a new term to replace brass balls is "Dimon balls".
I'd settle for him suddenly contracting lead poisoning, delivered at 3250 FPS.
900 fps is sufficient.
Fuck you Jamie, you are richer because you are a criminal. Pure and simple. If the JPM Board had any integrity they would fire you for that remark. Same for Blankfein and God's work.
It is like these guys are competing for the Marie Antoinette Unsensitive Oligarch Award.
Subconsciously they want to be punished. And they wil......
Mmmuuuuwaaaahaaaaaaaaa!
Fuck you Jamie, you are richer because you are a criminal.
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This could be said of so many 'americans'...
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...and Chineses, especially members of the Chinese Citizenism Communautist Party.
YUP, SAME KIND OF BLOODSUCKERS THERE.. UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE WORLD THEY ARE IN EVERY COUNTRY (YOU READ THAT STORY ABOUT THE SON OF A CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY BIG GUY WHO HAD A FERRARI ACCIDENT?.. OR ANOTHER EXAMPLE IS SPAIN, SO FULL OF CORRUPTION, BUT ABOUT THE 10TH ECONOMY IN THE WORLD.... BUT CORRUPTION SURELY STOPS THERE AT THE 10TH POSITION RIGHT?...)
KEYBOARD BROKEN?
"BEHIND EVERY GREAT FORTUNE, LIES A GREAT CRIME", HONORE DE BALZAC
(EG OUTSOURCING TO SLAVE KIDS IN INDIA, BANGLADESH, OR SIMPLY ADULT SLAVES IN CHINA ; STEALING BILLIONS FROM COUNTRY TAXPAYERS TO PROFIT A FEW LIKE JAMIE DIMON ETC ETC ETC)
IN TODAY'S TERM, I THINK THIS SENTENCE WOULD APPLY TO MOST BILLIONAIRES (MOST PROBABLY NOT TO MILLIONAIRES MOST OF WHOM MAY HAVE WORKED THEIR ASS OFF IN THEIR SMALL COMPANY OR IN A HIGHLY SKILLED SALARIED POSITION)
Yes, Jamie is on the "executive" welfare program. Other people work. Jamie, just colludes.
"In the list of the top 100 richest people, according to Vanity Fair and the Jerusalem Post, my tiny tribe has well over 60 representatives, and the rest of the 100 work for us directly or indirectly. We control the MSM, the biggest banks, and all choke points in all Western govenments. Our religion prohibits us from ratting on each other, and encourages us to lie to outsiders and kill them if they interfere. We network like neurons in the brain and we kick and scream until we get our way. We always get our way. THAT is why I am richer than you."
Is Jamie Dimon Jewish?
I never said Jamie was Jewish! You are an anti-semite and a thought-criminal. Jews are always powerless victims, never at fault for anything at all, everyone knows that.
Dimon is Greek; even better.
Makes me all damp in the underthings!
Does your mom still have the clap?
I hate this cocksucker!
That is why the sales of SCOPES are through the roof fag named boy
So let me make sure I understand Jamie. The higher the W-2, the greater the intelligence? It sounds like Jamie has been chatting with MDB.
hello Kitco? How much physical silver can I get delivered... today?
Gainesville coin is much better then kitco.
perhaps, but because Kitco's name is so often plastered on precious metals charts on the web it may have greater recognition with the non-PM investor, so that when I make a snarky remark in a comment section, it will probably resonate with more people.
Jamie Slimon should be in jail, in a cell next to Bernie Maddof.
Patience is all that is required.
Dimon is a shit-stain on society. Everyone knows that, including himself, if he is honest...though that is unlikely.
When fiat goes down the pan and chaos ensues, he'll be way up there on the shitlist for the lamp post and piano wire brigade - a group I imagine to be quite active on your side of the pond at that time - at least they are already pretty well arrmed.
HE'S BASICALLY SAYING "BCOS I AM RICHER THAN YOU YOU SHOULD JUST STICK TO LICKING MY BOOTS AND SHUT THE F*%K UP INSTEAD OF ASKING CLEVER BUT ANNOYING QUESTIONS"..... JAMIE IS IN THE OLIGARCH LEAGUE, NO DOUBT
This cocksucker needs to be rolled up in a rug and thrown in the east river.
keep the maids in heaven jayme
Yes, Jamie.
You're much richer in terms of dumbness, sickness and hybris!
Congrats a-hole!
Jamie Jamie
Proverbs 8:13
13 To fear the LORD is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech.
Proverbs 11:2
2 When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
Proverbs 13:10
10 Pride only breeds quarrels, but wisdom is found in those who take advice.
Proverbs 16:18
18 Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.
Proverbs 29:23
23 A man's pride brings him low, but a man of lowly spirit gains honor.
Ecclesiastes 7:8
8 The end of a matter is better than its beginning, and patience is better than pride.
Isaiah 2:11
11 The eyes of the arrogant man will be humbled and the pride of men brought low; the LORD alone will be exalted in that day.
Obadiah 1:3
3 The pride of your heart has deceived you, you who live in the clefts of the rocks and make your home on the heights, you who say to yourself, 'Who can bring me down to the ground?'
2 Corinthians 12:20
20 For I am afraid that when I come I may not find you as I want you to be, and you may not find me as you want me to be. I fear that there may be quarreling, jealousy, outbursts of anger, factions, slander, gossip, arrogance and disorder.
"Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall." Proverbs 16:18. Bring back the guillotines.
You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.
And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older
And in the end you'll pack up, fly down south
Hide your head in the sand
Just another sad old man
All alone and dying of cancer...HA-HA...
TIOCFAIDH AR LA, JAMIE...
in the quiet words of Moe the bartender - kill it!
You are richer than us because you launder free money from the FED. Go to hell you fucking crook!
wouldn't it be a shame if Jamie's private island turned out to be a bombing range
So glad Morgan grabbed Tesla's royalty free patents from broke ass Westinghouse!!
pure God's Work!!
Where would this fuck be without the Fed?
YOU MEAN WITHOUT THE TAXPAYER RIGHT???
This is exactly why crooked shits like Jamie D need to be put in a box. Guys like this should never have access to power-- because they have no discipline or moral integrity-- it is all one big relative-- me first experience for JD....
A Columbian necktie would go nicely with Dimon's suit.
Big Black - Colombian Necktie
"Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepts thy works. etc etc
"I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither bread to the wise, nor riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill, but time and chance happens to them all."
applies to the "rat" in the maze, Mr Middleclass, as well as the richest & wisest King of all time and a Jew, King Solomon.
I wouldn't quickly wish the demise of Jamie Dimon or any man. It is evil, also. Because the Judgement is coming. There is One who can judge and none else.
Hopefully, the day will come when the JD quote will be, "that's why I'm in jail."
I hear the Glengarry beat..
You see that watch? That watch cost more than your car. Good father? Fuck you, Go home and play with your kids.
He needs to be deader than everyone.
Back in the day before all americans (except for ZH bloggers) became raging pussies, this man would have been shot by now. His head belongs on a stick on a bridge in london. Too bad everyones a chickenshit now and enjoys being assfucked by guys like "Jamie"
Look at the bright side, someone tried to take him in ... but only by citizens arrest
Back in the day before all americans (except for ZH bloggers) became raging pussies, this man would have been shot by now. His head belongs on a stick on a bridge in london. Too bad everyones a chickenshit now and enjoys being assfucked by guys like "Jamie"
The man belongs in a maximum security prison....With a "real" good roommate. Useless piece of shit.
Gengis Khan: "That's why I get more pussy than you." (Not an exact translation).
dimon is richer than everyone else because he is bailed out on demand for his incompetent management and has a money spigot straight from the fed to his insolvent bank....most mobsters are richer than ordinary people but what virtue is that?
you may be richer but you sure aren't smarter - your bank will be a nuclear mushroom in 1-2 years.
and he gets a head-up so that he can front run the FED!
GREEK REVENGE!
This is what happens when there is no justice; and when the perpetrators are the owners of the currency.
What the fucking dirtbag really wanted to do was quote Ice Cube......
"to an (analyst) looking up to me, life aint nothing but bitchez and MONEY"
"How funny is that?" - fucking slant eyed sycophant!
The House (one of many) that Dimon built
http://binged.it/YZn0gi
That right dimon?
Your day is drawing near you fucking waste of a suit. All the money of Zeus will do you no good in the end son. No good at all.
You will die like the fucking pathetic dog you are. That boy, I am 100% certain of. The internet has made you numero uno criminal son, and you are.
Enjoy Hades cunt, he cant wait for you, I can smell it in the fucking air you prick.
Tick tock bitchez.
You're not fooling me, I know exactly what you're getting at. See ya at the party. BTW, you said "prick". Not supposed to say swears. If I get there before you do I'll hold a seat for ya.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yoaTaFMUuVY/SbRfCAbq31I/AAAAAAAAAMk/9lRuV8xbez...
Jamie Dimon's house (one of them) Bing Maps - http://binged.it/YZn0gi
Zer0Head was nice enough to supply this... a perfect match :D
Cue French Revolution, American Edition, starting in 3, 2, 1....
I would like to take Jamie and Lloyd fishing in my favorite spot. I could show them my coins.
He also has better hair than Mike.
Neither his wealth nor his hair are relevant in response an to the question that Mike asked!
Can't stand that Asian bitch, totally in love with Dimon, that's Asians to a tee, materalistic fuckwits.
Historians and humanity will look back at this moment and wonder what the fuck was wrong with people and might indeed use that quote to toptick the end of this assbackwards society and the beginning of the age of enlightenment-ish or 'da dat aint right' stage in humanity.
The Zionist pigs in charge of the globe have absolutely zero class, this is but a perfect demonstration. They are absolute sewer scum of the lowest order. May they rot in eternal damnation.
Fuck that conceited douche bag