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Obama To Admit Defeat (Or Apportion Blame) - Live Webcast
At 11:35ET, President Obama will address the nation over how well the sequestration discussions are going. Following this morning's rumor-driven ramp, and Boehner's very recent comments that "discussions are over", we await the President's calming tones or hell-fire conjuring warnings... the question is - how many park rangers will be standing behind the President?
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Bwaaahahahahahaha
"Let me be clear, I'm a fucking douchebag."
That's WAY TOO polite.
There's a drone hovering outside my window, so I'm watching what I say.
Grey hair, how presidential.
Its not about the nation winning, only about himself winning.
Apportions blame.
Shocking, shocking.
where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need one?
"Jedi Mind Meld?"
The fucker can't even get his pop culture references right. What an imbecile.
A lot of good a warp engine powered by dilithium crystals is going to do you in a universe with hyperdrives.
Looks like Obammy got taken to the wood pile...,, oh wait...not that wood pile....WTF?
I thought George Bush was bad but this guy is a traitor to the American people.
Have all the patriots in this country died? Where's your anger!
everyone one of them is worse than the one before.......thats what is truly scary...the next asshole
smlbizman, That's the most accurate assesment of the situation I have read.
What this country needs to put to good use is a rope, horse and a tall tree!
if i have posted this before , sorry; if you are registered D OR R, go down to the election office and change it to 3rd party of your choice or I. otherwise we have a two headed fed gov monster to feed..if we get D and R registration down to 10% or less, then the MSM will have trouble reporting election results..do it for your country
Been there, thanks. BTW, my last comment was figurative!
Washington DC needs an enema.
I thought it had something with him being black, sorry my mistake
No Prob. I actually thought his exterior was a refreshing change in politics.
It’s his interior that I can’t stomach.
"Anger"? They're either hen-pecked pussies, or can't get organized worth a shit. I mean, even on this site, how many ZH'ers can you get to band up on anything? Much less DO something. And they talk about the Muslims being fragmented and disorganized. TPTB (bankers, oligarchs and 'Jews' to many) must be laughing their butts off. "Anger". LMAO.
Like any good writer, the Tylers are putting out 10 lbs of steam, to get 1 lb of results. Truth is, blogging alone will definitely NOT do it. Need to take it to the next level: Local ZH action groups. Just like they do on some other sites (C. Martensen's Resilient Communities), ZH needs tools for local groups by geogr. proximity. Either that, or join existing groups on other sites.
The ones doing something are either buying precious metals or investigating alternate decentralized currencies.
no, just too much weed in the 'private room' with Reggie.
Goddamn i love it when a plan comes together.
An Iranian neighbor showed me how to make them land in my back yard, so I'm safe until they change the control protocols. Since I just told my liberal congresscritter to balance the budget by cutting spending, I expect to see a few in the neighborhood.
I agree...Fuck you Obamahole!
Buddy, I do not disagree with you, nor do I begrudge you your Up-Arrows, but...
If all it takes is "Yup, FU...", and reasoned or researched comments get glossed over, then no wonder that many ZH bloggers have left or stop trying. As someone pointed out yesterday, a lot of older and articulate bloggers seem to have left.
Let's strive to do better, before mob rule takes over. Cheers,
All players in DC are playing their part well. They rehearsed well. The sheep is now engaged in partisan blame game as designed.
Those players are the pork rangers.
if you had to pork michele, you'd be deranged too
I'm sure O will use the facts and figures from the leading Dem on the House Finance Services Committee: Maxine Waters. According to her 170 million will lose their jobs to sequestration.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/28/maxine-waters-warns-170-million-jobs-could-be-lost-due-to-sequestration-cuts-but-theres-a-huge-problem-with-her-estimate/
What an idiot.
Did he really just say that?
They're "smart" because they play along with his bullshit games and won't call him on it. Ask Bob Woodward what they're told will happen if they "go against the flow". Or is that "fro"?
Roddy Piper has failed to act so he's rallying all the little Hulk-a-maniac nurses and teachers to protect them from the hot sun.
"UNEMPLOYMENT WILL NOT GO DOWN as quickly as it would have." - O
JPM ebt dept cheers...
MUST.NEVER.HIT.6.5%UE or QE would need another excuse.
Perhaps we should change POTUS title to "Fearnongerer in Chief"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4NltWP2Lj8
Watch this,seems thoughts have 180'd since HE became BIG spender.
What a hypocritical liar, makes Clinton look like a Priest.
If he would just admit that everyone within the Beltway is corrupt and incompetant, it would go a long way for the American people to start believing what their government tells them again. If he says anything else, expect it to be 110% false.
I'm not certain how I would react if he said something with which I actually agreed. My normal response is to think "his lips are moving, so he's lying."
Fortunately, I have no doubt that he will continue to blame others.
He's such a lying dickcheese. These aren't even real cuts, he knows it, and yet he stands there and pretends we'll be spending less money next year than this year. His mission in life is to grow the government as big as he possibly can so the State can wield as much power as it possibly can, and the easiest way to do that is to say women, children, and old people will be dying in the streets if we grow the government at X percent a year instead of Y percent.
We can NEVER reduce spending in Obamaland. We can only increase "revenues." Such a cunt.
obama lowers the bar for leadership yet again...
Obummer has Limbo dancing in his blood.Its not possible the lower the bar
from where he has set it.
He's not leading... he's campainging ... again ... still
He's defecating from his mouth, as usual.
The eunuch speaks
The eunuch speaks
Then why are MY NUTS are the ones that are getting cut off?.
Moar puppet shows and breads, cakes, and circuses, Dear Leader !
Never forget--
Senator Barack Obama (D-IL)
Speech Given on U.S. Senate Floor Objecting To Raising Debt Ceiling Limit
March 16, 2006
Official National Debt at that time: 8 trillion USD (Official National Debt Now? 16.2 trillion USD)
Q.E.D.
Surprised that hasn't been incinerated in the memory hole by now, as though it never even existed.
Nobody cares anymore. Remember, it was different back then.
Obama is our 'friend'. Now that he's in, he is trying to crash the system by inflating it to no end. Same end, different road. We could help him with support, right? No? Still hellbent on 'hating' him, no matter what? Sorry then, my mistake.
p.s. Is Tyler correct (in the movie) about mixing frozen OJ with gasoline in 50:50 ratio? Doesn't sound right.
Anyone care to bet that not a single MSM outlet will mention that earlier quote when covering today's bloviation?
Faux News might.
Parasites....did he mention them?
Which nation will he be speaking to? The U.S or Kenya.?
You left out the great Muslim state of Indonesia. What Barry truly calls his "homeland".
Well, whattayaknow, Barry's got two fans here.
Tyler, you been click-jacking over at HuffPo?
I'd like to see Chuck T. get a left hook from the Major.
Yep...the table is lovely, perfectly set for President Zero, regardless of what he says, to RECEIVE blame for falling markets. The blamers on Wall Street were quite disappointed, I'm sure, when DC did not take the bait on the fiscal cliff...but as they say, try try again.
Enjoy.
Obama, using his Jedi mind melt, senses the trap that Wall Street has set for him, blames Republicans, and explains how janitors, school aged children of soldiers, and premature babies in incubators are set to take the brunt of the sequester effect.
Prepare for the end of the world, tonight, midnight.
Who are the suit dummies in front of the podium scolding the reporters there? This is well beyond 1984.
He is so hard to listen to...
WEEPING PARK RANGERS...LOL
Ew, what's that smell?! Government racks up million dollar bill... on an outhouse-
By Catey Hill / DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Friday, September 4, 2009, 10:56 AMSo, you're saying that everyone needs to emulate Montana?
America needs these reductions in spending. Where is the problem in that? Oh, you mean those feasting off of Government money will see a reduction in their Government Bonanza of cash. Will military contractors no longer get an ocean of money thown at them? Will agencies tasked with 24/7 spying on Americans lose a few staff? And will food stamp leeches need to get a job or up their work hours?
God, this is breaking my heart. CUT the fucking spending! Now!
they are scared of the true domino effect. Even an 85 billion dollar reduction will send large ripples across the economy. They know the jig is up, they're just trying to keep you entertained while the ship sinks. The band kept playing......
$85 Billion cut = $850 billion CDS activation?? or something to that affect.
No, no, NO! Do you ppl have ADD? If everyone agrees that (a) we are "past the point on no return", and (b) that the system is so corrupt and broken that we need a crash & reset, then (c) we need to stop with the "Fixit* Hopium" of Austrian Economics. We need to help this Mutha: Inflate as much and as fast as possible, till it goes kaboom.
Mr. President, blow this sucker up if you want to tear down this Fed Wall!
The rest of you: Stop being "just another brick in the wall". And take those ADD pills.
* My bet is that most ZH'ers are closet Statists, because they keep wanting to "FIX" what they themselves describe in colourful expletives and articulate prose as being Broken, Corrupt, Hopeless and Unfixable. If the house is a 'wreck', you don't keep repainting or remodelling. You get out the wrecking ball. So get the dam wrecking ball already! Damn ADD-sheep.
FUCK U ObaMao! I'm NOT 'workin hard' for this scam I REFUSE to comply!
What a POS. But, we elected him, so he's OUR POS I guess.
What's this "we" stuff, paleface?
Good point. And, what IS the point of voting for national candidates anymore, just really one party nationally. Can vote for Ron Paul, Gary Johnson types as protest I guess, but kinda pointless.
"We" elected nobody, as "we" is incapable of action (please note the singular reference).
You might fall victim to the disease known as voting (or collectivism in general), but not me. I support this mafia in absolutely no way, shape or form, but rather, step away from this gang while attempting to point out this fact to others.
He has absolutely no legitimacy over my life. What he has is a facade that allows him to foster coercive violence upon others, in the name of the greater good.
Obummer is NOT the true problem, but a symptom of the underlying disease, the facade of legitimate governance in the hands of third parties.
All because we were brainwashed as young children into believing in the Savior State by pledging allegiance to it.
Hey idiot..those dumb arbitrary cuts were your idea.
The pain is listening to this.
Did he just call his own ideas for cuts "dumb"...?
(maybe those were cuts Michelle's suggested when she was withholding "sugar"...)
Now why am I thinking of the Rolling Stones?
pods
What kind of upgrades did they put on the teleprompter for 2013?
glass
It limits the puppet's speeches to 2-syllable words so he won't fuck up or mispronounce words nearly as often.
No Park Rangers this time! Waddyaknow.
I think the best part of this whole sequester drama is the admission that without .gov spending there is no economy left.
+1 ... and until govt. spending and/or its proxy (printing and distributing money) abates the real economy of real producers and real innovators won't return.
Funny and sad
We see that as a plus, as though it exposes a flaw in Keynesian thinking, but I think this was the goal all along. The economy went to shit, the government stepped on its neck to keep it down, and with a castrated media the statists can now point to government as the only thing keeping us going.
This makes perfect sense once you realize government intervention in the economy was never meant to "save" the private sector; it was only meant to empower the public sector. The idea has been planted in people's minds that we cannot survive by reducing the size of government. Never let a crisis go to waste.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"Washington isn't making this easy." Isn't Obama part of Washington. Fuck him.
He fervently wants all to believe that he is a transcendant outsider.
Don't worry about the park rangers - they are in good spirits...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ol28kPTqa4
Does that mean no more fat jackasses in green uniforms standing in traffic on I-5 at San Onofre?
Its Bush' fault - no its Congress' fault.
Fuck You Potus
Seems like a good time to re-post this:
Quoth the Irish Raven:
At the podium Barack was a smiler,
bats his eyelashes – such a beguiler
If you think he “came clean”
Then to you it must seem
That only one person is Tyler.
The sky is fucking falling due to a 6% cut in discretionary spending... we only have ~1.015 trillion to go you degenerate fucks.
What an insult................what a jerk.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BULLSHIT
"Blah-blah, neener-neener, I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm trying really hard to look like I do, bunga-bunga, choom-choom."
What in the FUCK is this clown even talking about??
It's not what he's talking about that worries me. It's the subtext, which is "pay more taxes".
I am not a Dictator
I wonder if the "press" will cheer him on when he is done like the last propoganda statement....er I meant press conference.
They are already looking forward to wiping his Royal Essence off their chins. . .
ooooh please quit the "greatest nation on earth" crap ! it's insulting to the rest of the world !
Insulting the rest of the world is one of the things Amerikkka does so well.
It's right up there with destroying the rest of the world and ignoring the rest of the world.
Amerikkkan Exceptionalism: It's our manifest destiny.
Barry's dad was loaded and driving in Kenya and plowed his car into a tree and died.
Too late to do any good.
No way. His dad, Frank Davis, died in Hawaii. Matter of fact, here is a childhood pic of his half-brother Mark Davis, fathered by Frank Davis and his wife, whereas POTUS was fathered by Frank Davis skanking around with POTUS's teenaged mom.
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/7/5/6/2/8/5/Childhood-59238542...
Note the stunning resemblance even though Mark and Barack are only half-brothers. I have no doubt POTUS is the son of Frank Davis, the man POTUS identified in his weird bio as a 'father-figure'.
You're forgetting ... "they all look alike."
POTUS looks nothing like his supposed African 'relatives' from Kenya
Does Moochele appear and give an award at the end?
That happens in the privacy of the White House Master Suite.
Bet I know who's on top.
Valerie Jarrett?
An un-happy ending....
How 'bout asking him how much responsibility he has for the whole shambles of the economy?
Trillion rolls off his tongue way too easily.
FAIL
'In the coming months, the economic data will be bad, but it would have been better....if not for it all being Clowngress fault....GOODNITE and Ba'al bless america!'
Why not just split the country in two along the lines of the Civil War?
Instead of the USA we would have the North States of America and the South States of America.
I like it.
Where would that leave California? Their being represented by such noteworthy persons as Boxer, Feinstein and Pelosi lead me to suggest we try giving it to Mexico, if they'll take it.
Cali is already two states, so let 'em figure it out on their own.
Don't forget Maxine "We're gonna lose 170 million jobs" Waters.
We are so uh... proud.
Yeah...cuz there aren't any statist nutjobs screwballs in Austin, TX or Raleigh, N.C. and nothing but big-govt whackos in WY or rural ME.
Find me a neighborhood of more than 10 houses - north or south - where everyone is aware and aligned.
Free one time only relocation paid in full, to go to whichever 'nation' you chose. Would be money well spent. Yeah, not practical......but nice dream.
Awesome idea, been saying that for years. Too many people with polar opposite frames of reference to find much middle ground anymore. Very sad, but it is what it is.
That would take rational people to have a chance, so, prepare for civil war instead.
Agreed, but those distinctions do not follow state lines. Unless you have really lived and travelled around a LOT in the country, it's just a meme to think that the divide follows a north state/south state distribution.
I'd say urban vs. rural is a more likely divide. Rural Illinois, for instance, is the Land of Lincoln, but only to the extent that blacks not be there (see, this slavery "free" state was a racial issue). As a lawyer, the only slave case he ever argued was for the return of slaves to their owner (they escaped when he was illegally working them in his Illinois fields).
Meanwhile, unwitting blacks worship the man who wanted to send them all back to Africa.
Entitlement cry babies.
Wha wha wha,you took away my candy.
Can't even cut 3%. There is no hope for the US.
Imagine an America where Obam is elected president. Then imagine the opposition party running Romney against him! Or imagine the state of America when Bush left office. The two unfunded wars, the 1.2 trillion dollar budget deficit, the housing bust, the banking crisis, etc. etc.
Fuck the two party system. Those who buy into this "my party will solve the problem" bullshit should think again. These parties are a dog and pony show put on for the rabble to make them think there is a democratic choice. Sure, either party delievers. "Out of control spending, obedience to the banks, war without end, a police state of spies, the trashing of the constitution, an empire, an out of control girant military, you name it and the two parties are the same. So what about a few minor social issues that are none of governments business! That debate is a fake one designed to distract average people from the elite's rape of America.
Fuck the two party system. Fuck Obama! Fuck Bush! Fuck congress on both sides!
Fool me once...
Bestest narcissistic moment on camera, EVAR.
His tiny brain wouldn't allow him to say "shame on me."
Although watching him finally return to the WH after 9/11 was classic as well, giving an impromptu (sans TOTUS) press conference on the lawn. In the first two minutes he had said all of his sound-bites, so was left with nothing to do but to repeat them, mixing them all up along the way.
Are you questioning the constitution?
Burn her! She's a witch!!
I am a air force brat and voted for Ronald Reagan when I was 18. It has taken me the last 10 years to realize that there is no 2 party system. The Republican establishment is completely disconnected and in fact abhors the conservative base. I for one no longer believe that this country is salvageable. We have few statesman or patriots acting in the best interests of the nation. We have a revolving door of K Street, Wall Street and Washington that has become a plutocracy and with the complete whoring of the 4th estate, we now are movng toward a out right dictatorship (initiated through Martial Law) or a charade of an authoritaria govt. This will only end with a complete reset. The incestuousness of govt, finance, media, entertainment has destroyed this country.
You ARE spending WAY too much money on the education refom scam.
Eliminate the Federal Department of Education - a tiny thing, but it's a start. It's for the children.
Can I whine and give a speech that my budget was cut 2.5% starting Jan. 1.
'We need to come up with $1.5 trillion to break even'?
Good luck with that you suit dummy puppet!
I guess 85 Billion a month is not enough.
Potus is a fucking child.
Obungo has got to be the biggest finger pointer that I've ever seen! I wonder if he even owns a mirror> fucking vampire!
Hey Barrack, is your buddy Eric Holder working up a case against Corzine or having lunch with him?
Obama:
All the bad news that's coming for the next six months is totally not my fault and has nothing to do with the fact that the global economy is collapsing. Please ignore the 85 billion a month "only the stock market matters" inflation tax on everything you need so we can continue to bailout the bankers.
Forward.
To sum this up- 'We're bankrupt and the economy is in the toilet...I can use 'seakwester' to blame everything on from here on out'.
Thank you and thank satan!
The Droner in Chief is an alarmist, lying sack of turd shiners. One of two things is going to happen: 1) nothing; or 2) tailspin recession 3 to 4 months hence. Either way, he's going to look like the lying liar that he is. If nothing happens, he'll be the boy who cried wolf, and further MEANINGFUL cuts will be expected/welcomed. If everything does blow-up, he'll be held to account for lying to everyone that the recovery was underway in the SOTU. We won't even talk about the fact that everything is so forked-up that we have to throw $1.5 trillion in borrowed/printed fiatscoes into the economy just to keep the food supply marginally available.
There are regularly scheduled crises pencilled in for the duration of Obama's administration. Any hope of "recovery", such as it could be shall be terminated in situ.
+1 jena, I guess he learned it from his " Never let a crisis go to waste" chief of staff. Pathetically easy to scare the sheeple today.
Miffed ;-)
Miffed, I am not sure that the sheep are not in a permament state of fear today.
The only problem is, they fear the wrong things, and don't fear that which they SHOULD be fearing, which is that which most endangers them (which is exacty what is whipping up their fears against what they shouldn't be fearing in the first place).
By the way, I saw how even you were pushed to the edge in our little debate last night. Don't feel bad about it --- I think you were fully justified, and handled it very well (your last reply was an absolute delight to read).
Sorry but I just had to up arrow that and, therefore, I have become one of your minions. I have never been a follower, minion or toady and don't like to be branded such. Yet since a sniveling worm branded me I take little offense.
Your comment on sheep is spot on. I have experience it literally. Walking up a hiking trail on our sheep ranch last week we encountered sheep and cattle grazing in the higher pasture. The cattle looked at us and grouped their young in the center of the herd and waited for us to walk by, ready to act if we made a threatening move. The sheep ran haphazardly at the sight of us hitting rocks, tripping into gullies and bleating frantically. We commented this to our host and he shook his head " damn stupid little buggers. It's such a pain in the ass keeping them out of trouble". "Sheep" is the most appropriate label to Americans today. I am sadden by that.
Thanks for the support. I really didn't feel too badly about the whole affair. Besides this is fight club and I must face with courage and grace as any warrior. I used to spar with men when I took karate long ago and yes I was fairly banged up most of the time because I refused to back up. My instructor finally near broke my arm once and I did back up. He did this to show me in every fight there is always a time to back up and I must learn this. ZH is certainly a mental venue of the same. I guess what bothered me the most is the smarmy tone of the whole exchange... I almost took a shower afterward. I was being manipulated not engaged because the barbs were chosen specifically to disturb my world. This is why I believe she won because I reacted to said barbs. I believe this was all she wanted. I'll be more careful next time.
Miffed ;-)
Welcome, Miffed, to Ye Olde Minions of Akak! They are a good-natured but rowdy bunch, who can on occasion lose their cool in the heat of battle, but who never fail to hoist the Jolly Roger and unsheath their swords whenever pirates of treachery and dishonesty sail into view!
Actually, until last night I was not aware that I had any "minions" at all. I guess the number of my followers must be inflating. But you, in particular, did not deserve the foul and unfair lashing that you received in that exchange, and I winced far more for your sake than I did for mine. It was a truly bitter and damaged person who could treat you in such an unjustifiably vicious manner.
I just wanted to tell you again with what interest, and respect, I read your posts here on ZH ---- they have been among the most insightful, informative and fair-minded of any I have read here, particularly recently. Kudos!
Ha ha my dear pirate! I can't think of a better crowd to be associated. This has been such a great vacation for me because I can relax, be more contemplative and therefore more myself. You see this in my posts. Unfortunately in real life I have only brief moments between the necessities of my day to read, let alone post here, so often I feel so rushed I can't compose my thoughts well. Generally I just read my favorite commenters as you and others and up vote in support. So, now I return to my flavorless terse life. Mr miffed is happy at this development. He has been teasing me that he has a rival for my attention! ;-) adieu for now... boarding a plane to Fiji. Hope to joust with you as we battle the forces of idiocy!
Miffed:-)
Fiji! Nice!
I hope you enjoy your travels!
Hey dumbshit, with the FED spending $85 Billion PER MONTH to benefit your bankster masters, isn't anything you say about the debt a bunch of fucking bullshit?