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Step Aside 'Horse' Hamburger: IKEA Presents 'Poop' Pudding
Submitted by Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
IKEA Recalls Almond Cake After Finding Fecal Bacteria
You thought horse meatballs were bad? You haven’t seen anything yet. The iconic Swedish furniture store, where apparently some people buy groceries, has been forced to recall a batch of its almond cakes in 23 countries “after Chinese authorities said they contained coliform bacteria, normally present in fecal matter.” You know it’s bad when China calls you out on your food quality. From Raw Story:
Swedish furniture giant Ikea pulled a batch of almond cakes from its restaurants in 23 countries on Tuesday after Chinese authorities said they contained coliform bacteria, normally present in faecal matter.
The Swedish-made cakes had failed tests “for containing an excessive level of coliform bacteria, according to the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine,” the Shanghai Daily website wrote.
Ikea said 1,800 Taarta Chokladkrokant cakes — described on its website as an almond cake with chocolate, butter cream and butterscotch — were destroyed in December after being intercepted by Chinese customs.
God Aptit!
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'There's always a bull market somewhere'...
... Sometimes it just happens to be in bullshit - literally and figuratively. It's the new BLS 'poop deflator'. I think that this merits a hedonic adjustment.
Nothing like pooding.
" I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
-Gunney Sgt Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
and i thought IKEA was the name of a little british girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ReqXzcNGAw
"IKAKA" Pudding WB7
Is it Kosher poop?
Are the owners of IKEA Kosher and laughing at the goyem eating fecal matter?
all this talk about food makes me hungry
https://twitter.com/DokterBertho/status/309019671825371136/photo/1
(that's an actual ad, not one of WilliamBanzai7's wonderful images)
Sometimes I only come here for the humor! I think some here need to start a ZH stand up club.
Almond shit cake, I almost forgot....fuck you bernake and your choom chuggin cic.
Mr. Hankey is all over this like stink on "poop pudding".
Holy Shit!
Neither Almonds or coco beans used in chocolate are easily grown in Sweden. Sugar cane is more tropical as well. Some sugar beats can be grown in Europe I believe but is is most likely Sweden had bad ingredients imported. Still, not meeting China's standards for poo content ..... very unnordic.
We have been eating what congress has been dishing out, but it still tastes like .......