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Some Advice To Americans: Don't Be Engaged In Combat On American Soil

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It seems 13 hours of open discussion on the Constitutional rights of the President to be judge, jury, and executioner aroused further response from the Attorney General.

 

 


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Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment prains
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but

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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...except on days of the week that end with the letter "y".

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Sit down Jr. and eat your peas.

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Does marriage count?*

 

 

 

*Joke, baby, it is just a joke.  I'll get back to work now.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Only if it's that "special" time of month...

or right before, or right after, or if you did something, or didn't do something...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment tbone654
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so the former american, now in the form of a grease spot, has been "DEEMED" to have been engaged in combat...  Therefore a legal action...

this letter to RAND means nothing...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment redpill
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And you have so many avenues of recourse once you are a smoldering crater.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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Let's just assume the little puke kills a couple of non-combatants anyways..., that is in his character.

So then, Mr. Holder, will you go after him?

I didn't think so...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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don't invest your 401k into treasury bonds?  enemy combatant.  

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:34 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Define "combat."

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:39 | Link to Comment akak
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It all depends on what the definition of the word "is" is.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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You can't have habeus without a corpus or two.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:44 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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Holy shit, Holder. You are a real asshole. And a liar. And...well, ZH's turn to tell us what Holder is.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:21 | Link to Comment 12ToothAssassin
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What is the DOJ's definition of "Combat" exaclty?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:25 | Link to Comment ACP
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Paintball, fistfights, hunting, insulting the His Royal Highness the President, etc, etc, etc.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:30 | Link to Comment malikai
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So does this mean Rand will be doing this again next president?

Sounds sorta silly to me.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:59 | Link to Comment The Juggernaut
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WHAT?!

 

There's a RIGHT to Rebellion you fucks!!

 

"when a long train of abuses and usurpation's, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."  - Declaration of Independence

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:06 | Link to Comment YBNguy
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If you do get "droned" the official investigation will claim your smoldering house is the result of a "gas leak" or you "cooked meth." The MSM will repeat it faithfully.

 

Remember this gem: Two dead as mystery explosion rips through Indianapolis neighborhood

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2231312/Two-die-huge-explosion-l...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 22:58 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Let's not forget cops can now give the order to "burn the motherfucker down".

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 05:21 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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How many people died from drones in america?

 

Most young Americans die from suicide.

http://www.cdc.gov/injury/wisqars/images/LCD/10LCID_All_Deaths_By_Age_Gr...

 

How many young Americans die from wars abroad?

 

 

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 06:01 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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It is a right to take ones life.  What is more basic than the right to your own life?

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 06:14 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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suicide is a right like poverty is a right.....

 

who the hell wants to? they are forced to by the environment with lack of parenting/leadership especially at young age.

 

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 23:37 | Link to Comment thefatasswilly
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Suicide was first made illegal in ancient Rome, because it was seen as a means of escaping taxation.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:07 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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By these words, it isn't a right, it's an obigation.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:10 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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@ ACP:  Closed fist or does open hand count?

This is why we need another hearing, damnit.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Doña K
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How does Holder and Obama define combat? Anyone whose opinion they do not like.

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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1st step:  Have Congress do what they do best; draft a very broad, fairly ambiguous, poorly worded statute.

2nd step:  Wait until a legal challenge is "ripe" (i.e. a potentially quite harmless and innocent person has already been vaporized by a drone) and is granted cert (if the "droned" person's estate gets incredibly lucky) before the SCOTUS.

3rd step:  Claim that sloppily written statute passes "strict scrutiny" test and also throw in a "governmental immunity" murmur in passing (because of the soon-to-follow civil suit based in tort).

4th step:  The SCOTUS issues a unanimous opinion siding with the U.S. Government based on the rapidly evolving UnitarianPOTUS-Dictator-In-Chief-Without-Any-Checks-Or-Balances theory of governmental exercise of power.

5th step:  Get summary judgment on the civil suit filed by the estate of the Droned Decedent.

 

I'm just kidding. They'll never codify this or put it into writing, even, because it'sso much easier to circumvent the Constitution, with less headaches (as minimal as they might be), by JUST DOING IT.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:34 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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What does 'engaged in combat' mean?

If I am arguing with my wife about some unimportant thing, does that qualify me to take a missle up my ass?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:51 | Link to Comment WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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"Engaged in combat" = carrying a firearm. 

Drones being built to detect weapons.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 20:13 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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So, if I read that correctly, the door is open for the President to use a drone that is not weaponized to kill an American on US soil.  Glad we got that clarified.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment 20834A
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+100 Nailed it.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment AmCockerSpaniel
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So; Who controls the drowns, North or South? How about a nuke and/or chemical/ bio armed drown? Or dare I say; No drowns over America?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 20:25 | Link to Comment ACP
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@TruthInSunshine: They have to assume everyone is trained as a Shaolin monk, so either closed or open handed.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 04:09 | Link to Comment Gavrikon
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That's DUMBfucks!

 

There, fixed it.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 14:35 | Link to Comment dannyboy
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You are a fucken idiot.with no concept of real life so why don,t you just go back to your stupid fucking computer game and stop wasting the time of intelligent people!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 21:01 | Link to Comment fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Barracky is the first POTUS who wants to use drones, with weapons over non military air space. If the next POTUS is intent on this same kind of NEO CON behavior then he/she will be asked.

Do you support Barrack Hussein Obama flying drones over shools? What about the children? What about women, minorities and the gay lesbian transgender citizens rights to assemble without fear if some dipshit like BUSH had this power?

If BUSH had tried this how would you feel?

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 05:26 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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unemployment rate is 8% and Rand Paul is focusing on hypothetical death from drones?

 

most Americans have plenty of freedom and security except FINANCIAL SECURITY.

 

Drones Americans need to focus are from financial terrorists selling debt drones for everything you need to survive: transportation, housing, education, healthcare.

 

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:47 | Link to Comment OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Actually the definition is "anyone providing materials support to the enemy". That can mean contributing to the wrong charity...or writing the wrong kind of blog post...

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:20 | Link to Comment Strider52
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LOVE the Avatar PodBayDoor! Excellent!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:53 | Link to Comment WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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and yours? Who's that?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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Or being the child of an ALLEGED terrorirst.

 

Interesting how everyone forgot that the precedent for assassinating Americans ON American soil was established not by that moron Bush but by Bill Clinton.

 

In 1993, twenty years ago this April with events in Waco, TX....

 

Mayanah Schneider Answers Senator Rand Paul

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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good link, maybe a bit more from it will encourage reading,

How many of my readers know that the U.S. State Department has a fleet of 412 aircraft which are used in drug interdiction, reconnaissance operations, tactical support for foreign governments, and other operations? What about the fact that the State Department entered a bid on November 30, 2012 looking for private contractors (aka, mercenaries) for a $10 billion bid to operate this quasi-government air force outside the scope of Constitutional oversight and outside of civilian oversight via the Department of Defense for any military operations that this entity engages in?

been pointing at / to the private mercenary forces employed by .gov as they grow in numbers, embedded within the populace for policing, etc. - this trend will only continue, of course. . .

keep asking for definitions, because they matter, and they CHANGE over time, just as .gov does. . . incremental creepage of force, stealthily applied, militarised state is what amrkns live within.  boiling point breached for that pot that's been on the back burner all your lives.

"combat"?  that would be defined as any thoughtcrime against the State.  the State is Them vs. You.

know this.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 20:48 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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johngaltfla said:

Interesting how everyone forgot that the precedent for assassinating Americans ON American soil was established not by that moron Bush but by Bill Clinton.

While that's not entirely accurate, I will concede that Clinton established the precedent for assassinating Americans ON American soil and televising it live.

We can take the time traveling flying rickshaw back to Kent State University in early May 1970 to see how Dick Nixon dealt with dirty, smelly hippies (as well as students walking to class to take their final exams). Yet Nixon wasn't breaking any new ground.

Let's go back a little further, this time to 1932, as Attorney General William Mitchell and Army Chief of Staff General Douglas MacArthur show us how the Hoover administration deals with dirty, smelly, .......umm, war veterans and their families.

It sure is a Good Thing® that American schools, films, television, and other media/pop culture provide a thoroughly indoctrinating veneer of history. If American armed forces ever learned how often American war veterans were put in their place by armed force, they might not be quite so willing to continue the tradition.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 21:15 | Link to Comment fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Nixon sent the Nationol Gaurd to Kent State? I thought National Guard troops were called to action by the leaders of the state?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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You think Jim Rhodes sent in the National Guard without first getting a wink and a nod from Nixon?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 21:17 | Link to Comment fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Who as it that had the police beat up people at the DNC convention in Chicago? Which evil republican is responisble for that?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Still wearing the Democrat/Republican blinders at this stage of the game?

Why do you even bother reading this site? You're wasting valuable television viewing time.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 03:24 | Link to Comment archon
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There may be little or no difference between Democrats and Republicans, but there are worlds of difference between conservatives and liberals.  Conservatives believe people should be free, and government should be small.  Leftists believe in the freedom of the State to do whatever it pleases, and are responsible for the ruin of perhaps a few hundred nations, and the deaths of about 1/4 billion people in the 20th Century alone... and they are continuing mostly unopposed well into the 21st century while people keep saying, "there's no difference between Democrats and Republicans".

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 04:12 | Link to Comment Gavrikon
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It's just that Neocon/Libtard Partisans on either side of the aisle deserve to be put down.  It only a fool who attacks/defends either side.  A politico is either following the consitution, or not.  Ron Paul was one of the few.  Let's see, there are others, though.  Their names sort of escape me at the moment . . .

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 23:22 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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and of course, there was the Philadelphia bombing of row houses in 1985, killing 6 adults, 5 children,

A police helicopter then dropped a four-pound bomb made of C-4 plastic explosive and Tovex, a dynamite substitute, onto the roof of the house to clear the bunker.

The resulting explosion caused incendiary materials listed in the police indictment, and stored by MOVE in the house, to catch fire, therefore causing the house itself to catch on fire. The resulting fire ignited a massive blaze which eventually destroyed 65 houses nearby.[2][11][12] Eleven people, including John Africa, five other adults and five children, died in the resulting fire.[13] The firefighters were stopped from putting out the fire based on allegations that firefighters were being shot at, a claim that was contested by the lone adult survivor Ramona Africa, who says that the firefighters had earlier battered the house with two deluge pumps when there was no fire.[11] Ramona Africa and one child, Birdie Africa, were the only two survivors. Police shot at those trying to escape the house[14] and acknowledge firing over 10,000 rounds.

'course, they were black, and it was easier to think of them as trrrrrrsts way back. . . then.

for anyone unconvinced as to where this is all headed, there is history, if one is able to see it.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 02:16 | Link to Comment archon
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Some of the things that will put you on the "combatant" list are:

* has 7 days of food in the fridge

* pays for things with cash

* owns a gun

* owns gold

* posts on Zerohedge

... just to name a few...

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 13:24 | Link to Comment tsx500
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how about :   * have job and pay taxes

                      * watches Nascar or Fox News

                       * have American flag sticker on car window

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:33 | Link to Comment The Juggernaut
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Define combat....

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:48 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Not taking your sensitivity training classes.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:58 | Link to Comment WallowaMountainMan
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combat: includes but is not limited to being on the receiving end of a drone attack...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:14 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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The presumption of combativeness as a consequence of being droned in one's anus!

Viva la Logic de Circuitousness!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Doña K
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Are you a combatant, if you don't have a weapon?

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:32 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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As Holder would presumably claim, "yes, because combativeness is a state of mind and/or intent."

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:26 | Link to Comment Dugald
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Are you a combatant, if you don't have a weapon?

If you post rude comments on ZH  your goose is cooked and you along with it! Drones to infinity..........

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 23:07 | Link to Comment Imminent Crucible
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I believe skeet shooting is a form of combat.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 00:25 | Link to Comment object_orient
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Sure. Military aged males are combatants because they are capable of combat. Anywhere between 12-65 or so. Or anyone that looks like a military aged male from a drone camera high in the sky. And anyone standing near them. Or anyone identified by a secret government algorithm as a "node" in a terrorist "network." Or just, whoever.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:01 | Link to Comment Dixie Rect
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Define weaponized drone. Is that an Obama supporter with a Biden shotgun?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:53 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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Combat: Opposing Obama or McCain.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 20:12 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Combat is what they decide it is, mere moments after they hellfire you into a smoking crater.

That is all.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:44 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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Nice they way Holder words it, 'It has come to my attention that you have now asked an additional question..'

Is it me or does he barely disguise his arrogance and irritation at being asked a question from the foothills of Mt. Olympus?

 

Fucking aristocrat, gun-running, Constitution-shredding traitor..


Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:02 | Link to Comment ChanceIs
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Hey MoFo!!!!

You post on ZeroHedge and call me an asshole!!!!  You be a combatant.

Special drone Buckwheats for you.  Bitch.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:46 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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I'm genuinely curious as to how Holder would define "combat" in relation to this issue, with precise specificity.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:06 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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com·bat  (km-bt, kmbt)

v. com·bat·ed or com·bat·ted, com·bat·ing or com·bat·ting, com·bats v.tr.
1. To oppose in battle; fight against. 2. To oppose vigorously; struggle against. See Synonyms at oppose.

v.intr.

 

My guess is that Obama and Holder mean (1.) anybody who fights against the interests of the government but under exceptional circumstances may include (2.) anybody who OPPOSES or threatens what the official policy of the government of the day is...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:08 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Next up: define "engaged"

Followed shortly by definition requests for "in," "on," "American," "Soil."

Which, will require definitions of all of the words used to define the previous ones.

Man, I should've been a lawyer. Infinite recursion is a fuckin' cash cow!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:33 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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I think Congress, Obama and Jr. Dick Holder will clear all this up shortly with a new secret bill that allows the President to unilaterally remove citizenship from those on the 'Kill List'...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:14 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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What if I shoot at the drones with the weapons that YOU YOURSELF provided me?... Does that put my 'no KILL' status in jeopardy?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:28 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Call this a hunch but I doubt very seriously that you qualify for 'No Kill' status...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:42 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Halloween is off, kids. Holder's response was NOT comforting.

Put the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costumes away.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:04 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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 "Call this a hunch but I doubt very seriously that you qualify for 'No Kill' status..."

~~~

I wear my yarmulke embroidered with "Don't drone me bro" at all times... If only to give me a false sense of security... [FASHIONWISE ~ I've received mixed signals from the 'chicks' though... Half think I'm rich and want to snort lines of coke off my hard dick... The other half are weary that I might actually be an embarassing cheapskate date]...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 21:42 | Link to Comment fuu
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piratical

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:59 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are still OK... the Teenage Mujahideen Ninja Turtles on the other hand?... not so much...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:07 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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What about The Teenage Mutant Weather Underground Nicki Minaj Tortoises?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:20 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Toast as soon as Obama leaves office...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Water Is Wet
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I had the filibuster on for 4 hours last night.  Sometimes Rand would say "Does the President have the right to kill Americans on American soil?" and I supported his questioning... but occasionally some other Congressman would say "non-combatant Americans" and occasionally even Rand would say it, and it was obvious where the wiggle room was for DickHolder and Obitch.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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anything will be justified with Language.

doublespeak.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Ludwig Van
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Rand's question was always about Gov't. right to kill, detain, whatever *without due process,* as "guaranteed by the Constitution."

Holder rephrased the question, then answered it -- 11th hour to boot, sneaky like.

We're dealing with cunts here. Neither earnestness nor credence should be credited them.

We're dealing with terrorists here. As another already observed, Americans have tacitly had war declared on them today (on US today).

I really can't counter fellow-ZHer ekm's timetable (cf. this morning's Gas post), that we're down to *weeks,* not months now.

.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:54 | Link to Comment Rustysilver
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Akak,

 

+1 for you just for remembering it. I will never forget it. Watching that on TV was like,WTF.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 05:48 | Link to Comment mt paul
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i didn't have sex

with that drone ...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:07 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Fuck you Holder, you sociopathic amoral cock sucking douchemonkey skinflute busker.

[edit] you are the moustache-toting sum turd output of every God-forsaken socio-pseudo-economic-academic movement of the last two guilty generations that has mired our economy in obtuse language.  You are the perfect example of every high-speaking thug and moocher Ayn Rand ever described for the public consumption.  You are the high priest of the American subculture that worships the abuser who usurps office.  You are everything that needs to be purged in this country.  You are a gutless wonder.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:50 | Link to Comment Husk-Erzulie
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Epic rant.

Skinflute busker... LOL!

 

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 13:27 | Link to Comment tsx500
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agreed , although i have no clue what a 'busker' is  !  

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:49 | Link to Comment The Heart
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"Define "combat."

Under the NDAA, the entire country is a battle ground now and all are unwitting players. If you are defending yourself, you are an enemy combatant/insurgent/seditious American who has to be eliminated for believing in such notions as freedom, and a constitution.

Boom! (Last sound most unknowing Americans will ever hear)

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:02 | Link to Comment DollarMenu
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Even the flight attendant union has filed a complaint with the TSA over the proposed relaxation of carry-on rules.

They no longer see the passengers as customers, but as terrorists and enemies.

The country is at war with itself and it does not see it.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:01 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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You see it, DollarMenu.  You and I.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 15:39 | ParkAveFlasher

Civil War. 

...8/15/12 ParkAveFlasher ... Lunatic, Fringe Conspiracy Theorist, Non-Violent Augurer, self-proclaimed ZHer

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 20:29 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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fuck the "hag bag" flight attendants [at the RISK of sounding 'pro-TSA']...

~~~

If they're not 70+ year old wrinkly HAG BAGS [with seniority], they're fucking FAG BAGS... The 'brut' smelling aftershave, reeking of 'Lavoris' frat boy fraternity of the banking conclave has NOTHING on these fucking nazi, smelly ass fucking fucks...

Do us all a favor & on your next Trans-Continental, pop a fucking airlock [in the hope that the decompression is strong enough to suck your fat asses out of the porthole & you don't spoil the trip by landing in farmer John's cornfield...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:07 | Link to Comment DoneThis2Long
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define "define"

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:29 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

define "define"

I was wondering when someone was going to get to that. (Thank you, DoneThis2Long.)

There is a subtlety to the word "define" which can often be elusive. In its most common usage, "define" is the act of reciting the meaning of a word or phrase. In this particular circumstance, though, I believe it is important to bear in mind a less common (but equally valid) usage, where "define" is the act of establishing the meaning of a word or phrase.

Does anyone really have any doubt as to the way the word is used by the Attorney General of Vichy DC?

Those of you asking for the words combat and combatant to be defined can rest assured that they will indeed be defined. In fact, they will be defined repeatedly, almost continually.

The meaning of meaning - it's what keeps a legal* system in business.

 

*Remember kids, it is possible to have a legal system while lacking a justice system.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:58 | Link to Comment DoneThis2Long
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"Remember kids, it is possible to have a legal system while lacking a justice system."

Beeng-O!!!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 21:30 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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Question:  Mr. Holder, please define "combat".

AnswerI know it when I drone it.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment knukles
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Lemme see here.  If you're a terrorist then you're a combatant, rught?  And you're a terrorist if "they" accuse you of such, right?  So utilizing simple Syllogistic logic, your sweet little ass can be droned any fucking time they so choose. 
Just like scooped up and without a trial as an accused terrorist, sent off to... etc., etc., etc.

 

Nothing new but the drone...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment booboo
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What is even more troubling is that both the question and the answer to the question are from individuals that are ultimately paid by the same entity.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 20:13 | Link to Comment spinone
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1.  Domestic drones will not carry weapons, but they will be used for SIGINT, such as Stingray

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/02/secretive-stingray-surveillance-tool-becomes-more-pervasive-questions-over-its

Stringray spoofs a celltower, and pings everyones cellphone.  Put it in a drone and you have an incredible SIGNINT tool.

2.  Take the battery out of your cellphone, or wrap it in aluminum foil if you want to remain anonymous.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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I think this proves that Holder is sincere

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment John Bigboote
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Dear dick Holder,

Please define "combat".

Regards,
RP

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment tbone654
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We've seen this trick before...  wording is too vague... and this administration is Too Big To Prosecute (TBTP) just like the banks...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:36 | Link to Comment Lost Word
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Who would be prosecuting the Executive Branch?

Congress?

Supreme Court?

They are all corrupt.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:10 | Link to Comment DoneThis2Long
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"Executive Branch"

Henceforth be known as Execution Branch as well.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 13:31 | Link to Comment tsx500
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eventually it's gonna be up to US , the people , to 'prosecute' , whatever way is necessary . . . . .

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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all "administrations" are Too Big To Prosecute, they are employed to work for the NationState.

you are not the NationState.  it is not You.

now the definition of "combat" becomes more clear?

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 04:42 | Link to Comment anonnn
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I.e. What does "engaged in combat mean"?  Who or what  gets to arbitrarily define it? Because it is a total arbitrary .

So the prez is the "deemer"?. Can he delegate deeming authority to Kerry? Or maybe just anyone who shows initiatve to do his own deeming?.

Is the gov no longer doing asssassinations? Just deemings?

This is the stuff of kings and yearnings to breathe free. [h/t to Emma Lazarus, back when deemers were called tyrants]

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Now where did I leave that stinger missile ..........

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:12 | Link to Comment redpill
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What about VISUAL combat?  I fear for WB7.

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Pegasus Muse
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So it looks like Beavis told Butthead write Senator Paul a letter.

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/beavis_butt-head_image_washington...

Barry Hussein O’Blamer and Eric "Dick" Holder

That wasn’t so hard, was it, boyz?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:23 | Link to Comment duo
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good thing he's not on American soil.  Stay away from the US Embassy, Bill.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Raymond Reason
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Combat will be defined by a panel of 3 judges, on a case by case basis. 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Remember, they not real judges, neither elected nor appointed by an elected official, they are three government employees.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Jena
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Owing their jobs to recess apppointment.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Raymond Reason
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We can all rest asssured that holocaust questioners will fit the enemy combatant definition. 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment redpill
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And something tells me "whitey" has been in combat since this country was founded with the sinful stain of slavery upon it.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:28 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Combat will be defined by a panel of 3 judges, on a case by case basis

...posthumously.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:31 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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Obamacare death panels are authorized to terminate sick seniors via drone strikes.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment bank guy in Brussels
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The new way of American assassination against dissidents, if not urgent enough for a staged shooting or fake 'suicide', may be the inducement of massive cancer like just killed Hugo Chávez

This is how they may kill many readers of ZeroHedge over the next few years

CIA and Mossad have been working on how to induce cancer since the 1960s ... reports are that Mossad helped refine the technique to just spray it, they don't need to poke you with an injection

Consider 7 Latin American leaders, all guilty of 'moving in the wrong direction' away from the US (even tho only mildly critical in some cases), and all with cancer recently ... statistically quite non-likely:

Hugo Chávez of Venezuela - pelvic cancer

Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner of Argentina - thyroid cancer

Lula Da Silva of Brazil - throat cancer

Dilma Rousseff of Brazil - axillar lymphoma

Fernando Lugo of Paraguay - lymphatic cancer

Juan Manuel Santos of Colombia - prostate cancer

Fidel Castro of Cuba - cancer as well apparently (likely but not certain or acknowledged)

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:06 | Link to Comment The Heart
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Says the Magician, have you looked in the other hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSSyC3p9K5s

This guy has been taking measurements down in South America for a while now. His readings indicate there is more afoot than most think. Ask, how many other people besides the possibly assassinated leaders have died of say, slow, or even rapidly onset radiation poisoning?

Michael Rivero was just now speaking about how there was polonium found on Arafat's clothing. He has on several occasion on his daily radio station spoken his thoughts around the assassination of Arafat.

http://republicbroadcasting.org/index.php?cmd=home

Everybody knows!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG5e1oaen-M&feature=related

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:12 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Thanks, I'll sleep well tonight because of that.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:36 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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"spray" eh. . .

that's not been mentioned before. . . ^^

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 21:43 | Link to Comment kekekekekekeke
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hi hello

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 21:25 | Link to Comment fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Perhaps a religious attachment to a failed faith such as "socialism" causes the body to kill iteself. It must be hard to justify how making everyone equal always results in greater inequality except for the leaders who brought it to the people.

Socialism causes cancer.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Surly Bear
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Speech is a weapon.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Banzai calls his stuff "visual combat." He'd better watch his back.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment bank guy in Brussels
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Tho William Banzai in person, is wisely hanging out in the place Jim Willie says is the safest place to store your gold in the world -

Hong Kong

Which says 'f-ck you' to USA tax authorities and investigators, which cannot be assured in Switzerland or Singapore

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:44 | Link to Comment edb5s
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Not on American soil???  Be careful, WB...

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 03:16 | Link to Comment putaipan
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r.i.p. frank zappa.

 

will someone please help with this hunt?.... (and please don't tell me google is my friend) not too long before 9/11 and the tin foil hat was starting to grow out of my head, i read online an article by the harvard law review that was suggesting that corporate satirists (think yes men, mcdonalds meat farm photgrapher/photoshoppers, keiser, banksy any occupier in a guy falks mask) should be labeled terrorists .... i shit you not. after  9/11, the article was gone. i've looked evrywhere in the way back machine. if anyone can help me find it i would be most greatful.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 03:17 | Link to Comment putaipan
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at the risk of repeating myself- "the greatest generation overcame the great depression and fascism"......

        BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT AT THE SAME TIME ON THE HOMEFRONT !!!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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Sincerley,

Eric Holder

At least he is sincere about it. Better than "Yours fucking truly!"

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment DoneThis2Long
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"At least he is sincere about it".

Question is: "What is he sincere about? That he is Eric Holder?"

Better than "Yours fucking truly!"

In the past, I have finished "Dear Fuck You" (business) letters, with a "Sincerelly (up) yours" ..... One went to an attorney, who at least had the decency to reply and appologize for what I was balling him out for.

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:29 | Link to Comment medium giraffe
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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Oh, you beat me to it...

well, at least fucking the truth would have been a more accurate sign off

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Dingleberry
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"Now SHUT THE FUCK UP Rand!"

-The Honorable Harry Reid

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Backdraft
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- The Horrible Hairy Reid.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:52 | Link to Comment dbTX
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Define combat

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:12 | Link to Comment The Heart
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NDAA.

This is your brain on full alert.

http://info.publicintelligence.net/USArmy-InternmentResettlement.pdf

This is your brain in a detention camp about to be executed.

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:08 | Link to Comment DosZap
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Define combat

If you believe in America, and the Const, BOR's, and Amendments, aand are a member of 50% of the population who do.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:18 | Link to Comment TeMpTeK
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......For the purposes of all forms of Drone warfare.....What would an "American engaged in combat on American soil" be defined as?....

 

Answer that one Fucker!!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:52 | Link to Comment DosZap
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That is BS!!!, Paul asked him 2-3 times for an exact YES or NO to this question, and he ducked it every time until he finally had to recant, and give PAUL the answer to the direct question.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 20:05 | Link to Comment Ludwig Van
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Rand emphasized due process under the Constitution.

Holder recast the question, sans mention of due process, then answered it.

Already history is being -- has been -- altered. No one remembers (or admits remembering) anymore. And if no one remembers a thing, did it even happen in the first place?

Remember, or recall, Rand was talking to *Brennan,* not the President's lawyer Holder.

.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:59 | Link to Comment zapdude
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Anyone who doubts that rank Fascism is now openly displayed every day here in the US is hopelessly in denial, and will eventually be all-too-happy to turn in their guns or other contraband for a rickety cot at the local FEMA camp so they can get their daily ration of nourishing Soylent Green. 

A zombie, in other words.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:05 | Link to Comment kill switch
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 This is the most corrupt Administration I have ever witnessed, and believe me that’s saying something, on a scale 1-10 these fucks are 666..

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 18:12 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Hey idiots here who voted for O or Dems or watch TV or Hollywood shit and support this - F you.

Yeha the Repubs are shit but at least they have Ron and Rand Paul.  McCain and Graham-nesty are as bad or worse than O.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Teamtc321
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I was with you Freddie till "McCain and Graham-nesty are as bad or worse than O."

 

Nothing we have seen matches these fuckers imo. 

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 05:06 | Link to Comment Zeroexperience2010
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What about an M16 rifle instead of a drone, would this be then ok?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment SeverinSlade
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So suspiscion of being engaged in combat (not a conviction) is still grounds for assassination?  Got ya Holder.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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They can just say "oopsie" after they've droned you into a pile of ashes and they're covered legally.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 16:33 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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Of course. Just as it is grounds for anything else they decide to do to you.

My dad was a career cop, and then he was a cop trainer, probably 26 years all in all. One day before he retired he told me "stay away from cops." I think he had already seen the handwriting on the wall.

 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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My father is a police officer as well.  He can't stand how militarized they've become; he just sees as increased work and hassle.

Thing is, he's a GOP nuts who can't stand OWS.  What he, and the other cops don't realize, is that OWS was tryign to give them a warnign BEOFRE the storm hits....because once this financial system crashes......the cops are going to be put in a VERY precarious situation.

They will either protect the bankers, or they will step aside when millions riot.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 17:18 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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The local police in some of the larger urban arenas are going to be crushed. There is simply no way around it. I feel sorry for the guys, but when they could have said something to keep DHS out of their shorts they didn't, and instead took the easy "war on terror" grants and let themselves become goons for the Fascists.

History will not be kind.

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