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Japan Brings Food Inflation Down To 'Earth'

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Whether it is a reflection of the inflated price of regular edibles thanks to Abe's Yen devaluation escapades, or simply more evidence of the greater fool theory playing out among a mesmerized world, the latest gourmet eating experience in Japan highlights the human ability to follow a herd in spite of all common sense. As CBS reports in this somewhat remarkably not The Onion clip, the highest delicacy among Japanese diners is now - dirt. Of course, no-one would be expected to eat, chew, gnaw on any old garden variety, umm, garden; this is potting soil that is boiled, grilled, steamed, and pureed and then dribbled on creme brulee, rolled over mashed potatoes, and drizzled over arugula. Is it any wonder that consumer confidence in Japan is soaring, despite their currency's dismal demise and soaring prices for energy; as even the ever-calm-and-polite host of this clip is 'surprised' at the taste (hint: not in a good way). Of course, there is nothing new in this world as geophagy (eating dirt) is a traditional cultural activity in Africa for pregnant and lactating women. So perhaps, this is Japan's subliminal message to their people to start procreating a little more - as that demographic cliff is getting very close.


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Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:04 | 3316122 american eyedol
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i wish i worked for goldman sachs free tickets to the olympics last year

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:11 | 3316136 TruthInSunshine
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I thought that most people knew that fractional reserve fiat central banks (and Modern Money Mechanics) were the origin of the saying:

"Eat dirt & die."

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:41 | 3316211 Teamtc321
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I raise you Tainted Euro Horse meat! I call you, Escolar causing excessive Oily Ass leakage! Let's go all in on the Geophagy (eating dirt) Dirt Eater!


This Saturday night live, ponzi poker hand, has one option left imo............ to end very badly.


"Buy Silver and Gold and Lock and Load."

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:48 | 3316222 icanhasbailout
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people need to learn to die with grace when their time is up instead of sucking the blood out of their children and grandchildren

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 23:48 | 3316294 LetThemEatRand
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And who exactly decides when a person's time is up?  

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 00:14 | 3316313 FEDbuster
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Haitian mud pies coming to a dining table near you (I would rather eat free dirt than pay for shit from Ikea).

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 00:23 | 3316320 knukles
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Todja!  Them North Koreans opens up their economy and the cultural exchange just takes off!
Korean Gourmet People's Banquet Buffet Dirt Dinner Diet .
And them trendy Japs just jump all over that shit.
Glacier ice cubes, anybody?

Now, if the White House can just get them crafty Chinese to sit down with their Japanese counterparts for a Dirt and Beer Dinner that Septumku Island thingamajig would all be taken care of in a jiffy.

Eatchur Peas Peasants. 

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 01:14 | 3316357 Manthong
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There is only one place to go from here..

Just wait till this guy figures how  to fricassee feces, crème crap, puree poop,or sauté shit.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 04:28 | 3316502 AldousHuxley
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Where do you think you can find dirt in tokyo?

they have to ship that stuff in from farms.


Premium Dirt in Tokyo cost $10/lbs

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 07:38 | 3316581 negative rates
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They must not be able to grow dandelions over there.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 07:51 | 3316587 malikai
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I think it's a great idea.

Caesium contamination tends to stay in the upper layers of topsoil, but bodies are buried 6 feet under.

It's one of those fancy "kill two birds" things they got going on there.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:57 | 3317083 Joe Sixpack
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Dirt- it's high in minerals and other essential nutrients!

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 03:53 | 3316366 TruthInSunshine
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Barry Ritholtz just tweeted:

Barry Ritholtz @ritholtz

"I'd eat that dirt with an entire tub of Betty Crocker cake frosting or straight up, yo."


12/21/2009: Barry Ritholtz says Gold to Drop 20%-30% next year & dollar rally will be "terrible for oil"

"It's clear the great recession is over!," says Barry Ritholtz, chief executive of Fusion IQ and author of the Big Picture blog...

...He's betting on a rebound for the dollar. "No one is expecting a rally in the dollar," he proclaims, and that's exactly why he "wouldn't be surprised to see the dollar rally 30-40% from here."
A stronger dollar will be a headwind for stocks and "terrible for oil, terrible for gold," he says. Ritholtz predicts gold will pull back "20-30%" next year.


Good stuff, Barry "Poutine" Ritholtz.




And another greatest flip-flop by Barry Ritzcrackers:

Yes, Unemployment Is Worse Than Reported | The Big Picture


Absurdly Large BLS Revisions, part II - The Big Picture


The Unemployment Surprise | The Big Picture


Sun, 03/10/2013 - 01:16 | 3316359 DoChenRollingBearing
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They are moving a HUGE amount of dirt in Cajamarca (Peru), the Editor of the local newspaper told me.  A HUGE new gold mine, if/when it opens would be MUCH bigger than Yanacocha (S America´s largest), and a new copper find will likely propel Peru to take over the No. 1 slot from Chile as the world´s largest copper producer.

The Editor is a gentleman and a scholar.

"Review of Panorama Cajamarquino"

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 02:12 | 3316411 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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I enjoyed your article on your blog. Tried to post but Google wanted information from me and they are looking for me all the time...

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 03:24 | 3316465 TruthInSunshine
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Use instead of govgle

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 15:20 | 3317416 Clever Name
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DCRB's new side biz...dirt farmer!


I eat Bentonite clay, does that mean I am 'hip'?

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 00:30 | 3316321 flacon
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"Who decides when a person's time's up?"

When a person runs out of that paper stuff they call "money", that's when.

It is unconsionable to saddle the next generation with the debt of the previous generation.

Let the elderly live or die according to how they themselves chose to prepare THEMSELVES for their own end of life situation.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 03:29 | 3316468 Lost My Shorts
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Given the choice, most people would actually choose to enroll in a social insurance system for and old age healthcare.  Yes, we have one !!  Well, I'll be darned.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 00:42 | 3316338 tmosley
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Why, you do, Rand.  Liberals are always the majority on death panels.

I wonder why.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 01:24 | 3316361 jonjon831983
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Logan's Run had a pretty clear system and since we're all machines; across the board age cuts seems to work.


Party Time!!!

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 02:15 | 3316414 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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But the system could be changed if your life was deemed more important. Some people are always more equal than others.

No system is fair. Never will be and never can be. That is what Progressives refuse to understand.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 10:42 | 3316796 max2205
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I just pooped a peble

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:05 | 3316125 Golden_Rule
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lol.  Gotta get rid of that radiated dirt somehow.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:11 | 3316148 Not Too Important
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That dirt is loaded with plutonium and enriched uranium, plus hundreds of other enriched radioisotopes, not to mention the radioactive cyanobacteria.

Those people can't kill themselves fast enough. We are going to see a country's population die in a manner that has never been seen in history.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:04 | 3316980 Manthong
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How about a dirt birthday cake that glows and sparkles on its own?

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:12 | 3316150 Bicycle Repairman
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You'll just end up with irradiated shit and irradiated corpses.  The tiny radioactive bits aren't going anywhere.

Unless of course you put them in the ocean.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 23:35 | 3316272 owensdrillin
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If you go to the doctor and he recommends mud baths, start packing up.

The only reason they tell you that is so that you can get used to dirt.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 23:37 | 3316280 RebelDevil
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At least they're alittle better than us soda-drinking americans.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:05 | 3316127 MoneyThangs
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what does the video attached on Blankfein talking about gay rights have to do with this article - I see that weasel faced rat enough as it is

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:05 | 3316129 ShortTheUS
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This is a clip of a dirtbag, not about dirt...

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:06 | 3316132 vortmax
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mm, fortified with minerals and certified organic!

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 00:38 | 3316332 StychoKiller
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All the muppets swear by it! :>D

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 00:49 | 3316344 francis_sawyer
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dirt cheap too...

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 01:38 | 3316376 Fedaykinx
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sounds like they're getting down to the nitty gritty...

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:15 | 3316140 Mine Is Bigger
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Tylers, you mean the Japanese are now eating Blankfein?  What you posted above is an interview footage of the piece of xxxx on CBS.  Anyway, I don't think even "boiled, grilled, steamed, and pureed and then dribbled on creme brulee, rolled over mashed potatoes, and drizzled over arugula" would hide the rotten smell.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:10 | 3316141 q99x2
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Looks like Osama Bin Ladin resurfaced. Put a turban on that terrorists head and lengthen the beard a little and you'll see what I mean.

That's him. Somebody call in the seals. Don't let him get away this time.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:09 | 3316142 The Invisible Foot
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That's where my....LONG COW SHIT!

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:09 | 3316145 W74
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Hey, whatever happened to Argentina?  Wasn't that supposed to blow up a month or so ago?

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 02:42 | 3316433 TNTARG
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We're just fine, thanks for asking (don't believe everything they say. We're far from eating shit/dirt yet).

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:10 | 3316146 grunk
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They probably ate too many of those fish that cause prolonged, uncontrollable, oily anal leakage.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:11 | 3316149 ebworthen
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So if Ikea can get people to eat fecal matter the Japanese appear to be behind.

Blankfein and Dimon to spearhead the delicacy in the U.S. of pureed baby fetus drizzled over ground senior citizen.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:39 | 3316205 e_goldstein
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In Japan, that's called soyrent gleen.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:14 | 3316153 newengland
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A word to the wise: never eat yellow snow ;-)

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:14 | 3316154 erg
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Isn't there an old saying that you have to eat a pinch of dirt before you die?

A little dose will do ya. I like a pinch between my cheek and gums.

Poo steak, dirt brulee. What's next?

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 05:09 | 3316526 The Heart
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"Poo steak, dirt brulee. What's next?"


Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:16 | 3316157 newengland
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Oh, and by the way, ol' money bags should be chained to his desk forever...and only carried out after he makes a decent ROI for his owners.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:18 | 3316162 nmewn
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Make sure you wash your hands first!

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:23 | 3316169 A Lunatic
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WTF does a clip on homos at GS have to do with Japanese eating dirt??

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:30 | 3316187 gimli
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Oh boy ..... let 'em eat mud pies!!

PS ...... is it me or is Lloyd lookin' a lot like Benny B these days........?

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:32 | 3316190 Atomizer
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Our communist central fancy planning works, please send yen to help fukuyama humanitarian aid. No new Sony technology if aid extoltion is no met.



Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:33 | 3316192 americanspirit
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The Japanese are now in spiritual harmony with their brothers and sisters in Haiti.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:36 | 3316196 e_goldstein
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Of all the shit the Japanese eat, dirt isn't the worst:

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 02:38 | 3316431 TNTARG
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Couldn't be radiation causing neuronal malfunctioning?


Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:41 | 3316213 Stuck on Zero
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Abe to Obama: "I'll bet you one dollah that I can impoverish our people more and faster than you can impoverish your people."

Obama to Bernanke: "Print!"



Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:42 | 3316214 Atomizer
Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:43 | 3316215 dobermangang
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Eating Dirt Cookies in Haiti.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 22:45 | 3316219 CunnyFunt
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We invested in a Geiger counter for trips to the groceries. We're the town weirdos, so nobody really notices.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 23:04 | 3316236 killallthefiat
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"All the Haitians need is a stable government".


Our gubmint and the Haitians' is just a criminal gang and some fat-ass globalists (in the video) want to govern uber alles.


The cure for high prices is high prices....?

The cure for the apocalypse is the apocalypse.  Bring it on.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 00:29 | 3316325 knukles
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Well, Jim O'Neil (GSAM) the other morning on the telly said that alls needed for Europe is for it to be fixed.


I can say meaningless stuff like that for big bucks, too, FFS
Yoo hoo, here I am!
Come and syndicate me!

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 23:05 | 3316238 Edward Fiatski
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How barbarous.


Sat, 03/09/2013 - 23:14 | 3316246 Atomizer
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Goldman Sachs: meka leka hi meka hiney ho! meka leka hi meka hiney ho! meka leka hi meka hiney ho!

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 00:41 | 3316335 pashley1411
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Once you've done the kool-aid and cyanide thingee, nothing else comes close.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 01:13 | 3316356 Totentänzerlied
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Dirt contains bacteria. Bacteria exposure is necessary for the healthy development of the immune system. Simple. Now just stop cooking it, you dopes.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 01:55 | 3316396 Poor Grogman
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You can't eat dirt!

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 02:05 | 3316406 thx111
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Yes, we Japanese love to take a lot of dirt. Just like Japanese government buys huge amount of dirt which is called US treasuries.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 02:09 | 3316410 Kastorsky
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you can't beat Japan sitting here on your can

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 02:29 | 3316424 TNTARG
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IN THE DEVELOPED WORLD!!?? Eating horse meat, shit, and now dirt???? Come to the south, I'll cook you a nice big first class bistec with a good salad (fresh tomatoes, boiled eggs, onions, fine olive oil and just plain salt)!

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 03:06 | 3316453 lolmao500
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Horse meat is great.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 09:19 | 3316675 TNTARG
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Let's say it'll do, but not being passed illegaly as caw's meat into burgers. Without proper labeling.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 03:05 | 3316451 lolmao500
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Rodong Sinumn: #DPRK military including strategic rocket units have entered final all-out war stage awaiting final strike order.
Rodong Sinmun: Our nuclear weapons also prepared for combat. #DPRK
#DPRK Minju Joson Sunday commentary: Day sure to come before long when war maniacs will experience fatal consequences of their invectives.
Rodong Sinmun commentary: #DPRK army & people will make puppies ignorant of a real war have a bitter taste of Korean style sacred war.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 03:07 | 3316454 lolmao500
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Japanese people = the perfect slaves.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 03:10 | 3316457 ISEEIT
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No matter how much black magic voodoo fuckery these shits conjure up and roll out; I still feel oddly enough more attracted to the truth.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 05:16 | 3316530 thisandthat
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Someone needs to explain them concept of stone soup a little better - it seems they got it a little too literally...

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 06:14 | 3316556 22winmag
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Low in protein... high in minerals.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 08:46 | 3316633 Byte Me
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Next up - heinous scandal about wormshit contamination in good Nipponese dirtfood.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 10:43 | 3316800 Spastica Rex
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Better than funazushi.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 12:32 | 3317037 razorthin
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Fuck, and I thought Asians were supposed to be good in math.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 14:35 | 3317295 world_debt_slave
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a born sucker every minute of every day of every generation.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 14:45 | 3317316 Mad Muppet
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Say,  are you finished with that piece of mud-pie?

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 14:49 | 3317331 itstippy
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"This coffe tastes like mud!"

"Of course.  It was fresh ground just this morning."

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:16 | 3320385 Orange Pekoe
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Pica. Geophagy.

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