• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
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  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

Bloomberg To Appeal Halt Of "Arbitrary And Capricious" Decision, Will Fight Valiantly To Curb New York Obesity

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It took the NY Mayor's office a few brief minutes to respond to Judge Tingling's order, and announce it would promptly appeal the decision. Because apparently nobody thought of the children.

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Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:59 | 3320262 hedgeless_horseman
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Look...over there...a distraction!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:59 | 3320287 TideFighter
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What's next, 97% of all shit sold in a grocery store?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:01 | 3320300 john39
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bloomberg would be fine with the 32 oz. drinks so long as it used toxic aspertame and other GMO goodness... 

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:10 | 3320326 ZerOhead
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Rumors are circulating that Bloomberg is meeting with Obama adminstration and DEA officials to have sugar declared an illegal and addictive drug...

A 1987 study showed sugar acted as an analgesic drug whose effects could be blocked by a morphine blocker.[2] In her 1998 book, author Kathleen DesMaisons outlined the concept of sugar addiction as a measurable physiological state caused by activation of opioid receptors in the brain and hypothesized that dependence on sugar followed the same track outlined in the DSM IV for other drugs of abuse.[3][page needed]

Fifteen years later, 2002 research at Princeton began showing the neurochemical effects of sugar, noting that sugar might serve as a gateway drug for other drugs.[4]


I say let them eat morphine...


Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:11 | 3320350 idea_hamster
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"the obesity epidemic, which kills 5,000 NYers a year"

Yeah, but only the fat ones, so....


Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:17 | 3320381 medium giraffe
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More people than terrorism then...

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:22 | 3320405 Ignatius
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This whole so called 'issue' is bullshit and its more likely for the purpose of drawing attention away from ongoing Wall Street frauds.  Fuck me runnin', how 'bout a coke vs. pepsi debate... sheesh.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:28 | 3320431 RockyRacoon
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No mention of free markets, just a judge's opinion on another politician.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:38 | 3320498 Manthong
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You don’t lose the noise from liberal socialists until you get rid of them.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:54 | 3320578 Ignatius
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"liberal socialist"?  kidding, right?

A syphilitic, dog-fucking puke, sure, but socialist?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 17:11 | 3320617 whotookmyalias
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Well I beleive Bloomberg is an idiot and this was just about the worst example of government overstepping I've ever seen.  

He's beyond socialist and leaning towards tyranical.

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 05:41 | 3321738 GetZeeGold
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The mayor gets the news he's not an emperor.....that's got to be devastating news.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 17:10 | 3320618 Texas Ginslinger
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Will be interesting to see the public response to serious talk about restricting calories.

Same as the response to talk about banning auto weapons, I would think.

Cheescake Factory business will increase.  

The Heart Attack Grill in Vegas will have a long line out the door.

Try to restrict calories and the pubic will do the opposite.



Mon, 03/11/2013 - 17:21 | 3320655 TheFourthStooge-ing
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How many people are killed each year by NYPD?

If Mayor Mike wants to protect New Yorkers, perhaps he should learn from the Chinese and throw 1200 pigs into the river.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 20:10 | 3321144 nmewn
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Its up to 3,000 pigs now...lol...and I do believe this eugenicist (Bloomberg) would do it if he had the power.

But back to Shanghai, I understand they're having a helluva time pushing the garbage aside (styrofoam cups, plastic bottles and what not) trying to lasso, net, cane pole and stick with pitchforks to get these bloated porkers to shore. I mean, no sense in showing individual initiative, the Party said to fish out the pigs, fish the pigs we will!!!

Our favorite Chi-Com agent shitizen citizen still cannot be reached for comment on this...but I'm sure he'd say these are consumpzinating American pigs eternally blobbing up that had to die!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 21:23 | 3321321 NoDebt
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OK, so we have one confirmed "sane" person left in New York (the judge).  Who's next to perform a heroic act of simple common sense? 

Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?


Mon, 03/11/2013 - 22:59 | 3321476 palmereldritch
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The latest corporate sponsoring initiative says Bloomberg's gonna lose his appeal


Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:25 | 3320422 Never One Roach
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Moar Fat.....drink more fructose with horsemeat with a side of E coli....mmmmm...Good!



Mon, 03/11/2013 - 17:58 | 3320786 fonestar
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An interesting insight into the thinking of globalist-marxist scum like Bloomberg.  That's not 5,000 human beings who made lifestyle choices while they were on this Earth.  That's 5,000 human cattle that serve him as either bragging rights or potential embarassment at Bilderberg meetings.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 18:31 | 3320869 secret_sam
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Bloomberg's no Marxist, dude, get an education, you sound like an idiot.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 23:37 | 3321513 fonestar
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Was Jacob Schiff a Marxist?  Or just while opportune?

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 10:10 | 3322211 secret_sam
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Don't know enough about him to render any judgment, but it doesn't really look like it.  Most Marxists are not members of the aristocracy which communism was intended to destroy.

But 'round these parts, we don't pay much attention to those kinds of details, eh?  May as well be calling Bloomberg an Islamist for the accuracy. 

"Marxist" is just a synonym for "person I hate" among the mouth-breathing regulars here.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:16 | 3320380 resurger
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Okay WTF! Am going long Sugar stoxxxxxxxx

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 05:43 | 3321740 GetZeeGold
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Someone out there sure hates sugar.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:25 | 3320432 aerojet
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Not sure if serious, but if so, that's just bullshit.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:36 | 3320491 ZerOhead
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Definitely not serious but given the fucktards sailing the Ship of State one never knows...

War on Obesity = larger police state + more private prisons with the goal of lower future spending on Healthcare. What's not to like?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:31 | 3320472 Oldwood
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Hey, if the EPA can make CO2 a pollutant, then everything is on the table...if its for our own good.

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 00:32 | 3321557 A Nanny Moose
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Nevermind that sugar, and refined carbs are recommended by the USDA approved food pyramid?

What is the next surreal development? Will NYC sue the USDA?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:08 | 3320333 Say What Again
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I'm OK for now, but if he bans short skirts and high heels, I may join a Political Action Committee!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:10 | 3320348 francis_sawyer
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Just the latest entry in the sweepstakes...



Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:12 | 3320369 resurger
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Mon, 03/11/2013 - 17:11 | 3320622 Divine Wind
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Good Ole Francis.

Never let a good chance to insult Jews pass you by....

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 17:24 | 3320649 francis_sawyer
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Last time I checked ~ there is not a jew on the planet that I'm stealing money from [unless you want to account for the gold at the bottom of the lake that I capsized my boat last year in order to keep them from stealing it from me]... But THANKS for your interest...

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 20:42 | 3321223 kito
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francis how do you account for the millions of non jews that steal your money everyday?.............or do you just ignore them and focus only on the JOOS.............francis, i like you, but we need to work on this unhealthy obsession of yours..................perhaps i can introduce you to some JOOS who i promise wont steal your money....just go out, have a drink or two or three and discuss how global elitists...some JOOS, some NOT....are ruining the world..........

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:15 | 3322699 exgop
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Killing of international peace activists in cold blood, passport & identity theft, organ trafficking, money laundering, espionage, land grabbing, occupation, apartheid, concentration camps, torture, massacres, cold-blooded murders, use of illegal weapons, baby killing, use of human shields, shelling of schools & hospitals, bulldozing of homes with civilians buried alive, purposeful destruction of ambulances full of wounded children – nearly every type of imaginable & unimaginable crime.  just another day for a jew

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:13 | 3320370 GolfHatesMe
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Oddly, the soda from Mexico, with the real sugar in it, only come in 16 oz bottles

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:15 | 3320382 Clint Liquor
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And it makes the best Jack n Coke!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:48 | 3320532 secret_sam
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Not in mi barrio, ese.  Compro 1.5L Jarritos all the time.

Come to think of it, there's plenty of 'Merkin soda with sugar now, too.  Sierra Mist was the last one I had that was using regular old "sucrose" sugar.  It was even part of the advertising.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:26 | 3320444 johngaltfla
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Perhaps he should saunter over to the NYFED and clean up the obese obscene fat asses there. Bloomie missed his calling. If he was born 90 years earlier, he could have been the only Jewish Gestapo officer in the Reich.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:03 | 3320315 McMolotov
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We plan to appeal the sugary drinks decision as soon as possible...

The "sugary drinks decision." This really is fucking Bizarroworld.

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 00:49 | 3321580 lewy14
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Kafka meets Monty Python.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:01 | 3320302 AlaricBalth
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“With stunning insouciance, Americans have given up the rule of law that protected their liberty. The silence of law schools and bar associations indicates that the age of liberty has passed. In short, the American people support tyranny. And that’s where they are headed.”

- John Craig Roberts was the under-secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan Administration

If you rely on the government to protect you, who will protect you from the government.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:18 | 3320394 oleander garch
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Mike Bloomberg is the ultimate John Galt.  Self-made and self-assured, he strides the globe like a giant.  He is morally superior to you because his wealth is tallied in the billions.   He bought the mayoralty and he owns it.  Welcome to the libertarian paradise of New York City. 

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:38 | 3320505 Oldwood
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I take it you never read the book.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 18:05 | 3320800 1C3-N1N3
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John Galt swore by his own life and his love of it that he would not ask another man to live for his (Galt's own) sake.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 18:23 | 3320843 Mr Joshua
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I don't think you know much about John Galt.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:09 | 3320342 Banksters
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Can you snort sugar?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:29 | 3320462 ZerOhead
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Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:29 | 3320450 cpzimmon
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God no! Now I don't have any stupid and petty distractions to occupy my mind? Oh wait, the sequester...never mind.

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