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Tyler Durden's picture

Hello-ello-ello...

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PUD's picture

?????????????

McMolotov's picture

Now we know why you get to post pictures.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

I agree.  That guy holding the IV bag is a fucking genious...or is that a bottle of booze?

astoriajoe's picture

why are they mutually exclusive?

Say What Again's picture

All of Europe is at the spring bunga-bunga party.  I'm pissed, 'cause I didn't see the invite in time to book my trip.

SafelyGraze's picture

"iv bag" = enema

ask pension funds. they can explain it.

fonzannoon's picture

Funny that all the brain trusts....Einhorn, Bass, Loeb etc. etc. etc.....who all see what we see....none of them have announced they are heavily short the market.

smlbizman's picture

is that a fat chicks finger print on that down arrow?

and...fat chicks rule....

Richard Chesler's picture

HFT platforms applying the latest "patch".

 

kaiserhoff's picture

From the bottle blond, the all over tan, the belly button adornment...,

I'd say you can see her necked down at the Pink Pussycat almost any old time, but hell, why not celebrate Tequila?

Global Hunter's picture

I was contemplating feeling bad for that lost soul of a woman selling her body for male attention and then I realized I had been staring at her tits for nearly a minute as I contemplated it all.  I still have no answers.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Your big brain is hard-wired for procreation with females that can nurse offspring to vitality, thus leading to statistically likelier chances of survival, via lactation.

Big brain--> perceives large mammaries--> enters involuntary exciteability stage--> instinctively sends signal to little brain

Then, there is this nice United Parcel Delivery Woman, who elicits a similar "nice birthing hips" reflexive response. It's all very scientific.

akak's picture

So what exactly lies behind the apparent hard-wiring in some males to select females with the widest possible backsides?

TruthInSunshine's picture

I am a caucasian, and am still working on my "red beans & rice didn't miss her" thesis.

For that matter, I never finished by  Chinese "foot binding reflexively induced response" thesis.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Let me know when you get to the "covered head-to-toe burqa" thesis.

smlbizman's picture

wouldnt 6 inches of duct tape across the mouth be better than a birka?

Hulk's picture

Ball protection man, its all about ball protection...

bigyimmy007's picture

More cushin' for the pushin'.

Nuff' said.

Totentänzerlied's picture

So what exactly lies behind the apparent hard-wiring in some males to select females with the widest possible backsides?

Same thing behind the now-defunct Kaulong Indian practice of ritual asphyxation of all newly widowed women.

No one knows, but it sure as fuck has nothing to do with adaptivity, evolvability, or selective fitness.

cougar_w's picture

Biologists really do have more fun.

Global Hunter's picture

Agree with your response TIS, we must have other instincts to nurture, respect and treat women with dignity too?  That is what I mean about I don't have any answers, because I really love hot slutty chicks,  its just, its not a good long term pursuit for most women.

edit: they're not a good long term pursuit for most men either.

TruthInSunshine's picture

It if floats, flies or f*cks, rent it...eh, I just don't know anymore.

I think Bernanke may have broken that market, too.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

 its just, its not a good long term pursuit for most women.

Really?................HALF!

Global Hunter's picture

HH, sure some of the only revenue producing industries that have contributed to GDP growth in the last 3 decades have been porn, allimony and child support, I don't deny this fact.  All I am trying to say that long term they may be sort of like the drone industry...short term gain long term pain.

Hulk's picture

Thats it, I'm ordering "Atlas Shrugged" from Amazon, one page at a time !!!

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

TIS, you've read way to much Schopenhauer. I've never met a man interested in procreation. It's all about pleasure baby. What greater pleasure is there than a long juicy organism? Procreation is just an after effect. Gods joke on us. For that infitesimal period of pleasure comes 18 years of grief. I always wondered was going on in men's heads when they gawked and salivated at my D cup rack. Finally figured out not much thought at all. The beauty in your sex is your simplicity. And we enjoy distracting you!

Miffed;-)

PlausibleDenial's picture

Yeah, but somewhere someone is just tired of her bullshit.  Then, again, I tire slowly:)

McMolotov's picture

My volume (of blood flow) has made me solid (as a rock).

kaiserhoff's picture

Store bought titties...,

 not that there's anything wrong with that.

  Must Be PC, Must Be PC

Groundhog Day's picture

With volume like this, the etrade baby can move es another 20 points with her online account, who needs ben

Political_Savage's picture

Now that's "wealth effect"

 

Mom! Get off the stage! We can just walk away from the mortgage!!

Village Smithy's picture

Should you tell your young adult children that if you could do it all over you really would party more?

WTFRLY's picture

Is this a joke?

Deja Vu? 3/12/12

"U.S. Stock Volume Lowest of Year as S&P 500 Gain Fails to Awaken Investors"

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-03-12/u-dot-s-dot-stock-volume-low...

As Max Keiser proclaims himself the "most accurate forecaster so far" saying his forecast of the crisis intensifying by April 15th is coming true.

Lotsa lols...

jeebus's picture

Keiser is just antsy. It's any day now. 

I've made a lot of money for little old me investing in bitcoin so far. It's going nowhere but up. 

Max says he's made $1 Million with bitcoin. I believe it. If he bought in early enough ($2, I heard Stacy referency on Truth about markets once), then he could easily have a million worth of bitcoin already.

 

 

cliffynator's picture

I've been fighting the Fed, and am therefore too broke to afford a Bloomberg Big Gulp Terminal.  Please explain.

Political_Savage's picture

So from what I can gleam via the web, this is basically an index used as a proxy to determine volume in the overall equity market... in this case, showing a somewhat significant and recent decrease.

Ergo - "Great rotation?!?" - Wo bist du??

seek's picture

To really put it in perspective, on the 1 year chart, current volume is on par with 11/23 and 12/24 -- the days before christmas and new year's.

Maybe tomorrow is a big holiday they forgot to tell us about?

 

Tulpa's picture

Tomorrow is Arbor Day.  In a market that exists only on paper that's a big deal.

Tulpa's picture

oops, that's Chinese Arbor Day.  Wikipedia misled me again.

McMolotov's picture

Even fucking Arbor Day is made in China these days.

pods's picture

It sure as hell isn't Be Kind to Pigs day for chinese citizenisms working for middle class chinese citizen values or however the hell ananonymouschinesecitizenhackermiddleclassvaluescrusader says it.

pods

akak's picture

Ah, more US 'american' citizenism offuscationalizing throating of mind and blobbing-up.

Makings of false sympathies for food animals only part and package of typical US 'american' citizenism eternal nature.  Why expecting you of chineses Sons of Heaven treat food animals with any shreddings of humaneness, when we don't even deal with own chinese citizenism citizens in suchlike manners?

This why Mousy Tongue most revered Communist Chineses citizenism hero, because he was willingness to kill tens of millions of chineses citizenism citizens in pursuit of greater glory of Long March of Insanitation Communist Chinese citizenism regime.  In chinese citizenism, the regime is all.

Poor US 'american' citizens, failing to grasp essentials.  Cast your failures away, like we do our bowel movings on the roadsides.