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Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:06 | 3319791 PUD
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?????????????

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:14 | 3319819 hedgeless_horseman
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Spring break

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:16 | 3319844 McMolotov
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Now we know why you get to post pictures.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:19 | 3319860 Dr. Richard Head
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I agree.  That guy holding the IV bag is a fucking genious...or is that a bottle of booze?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:20 | 3319876 astoriajoe
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why are they mutually exclusive?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:32 | 3319938 Say What Again
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All of Europe is at the spring bunga-bunga party.  I'm pissed, 'cause I didn't see the invite in time to book my trip.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:34 | 3319945 SafelyGraze
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"iv bag" = enema

ask pension funds. they can explain it.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:35 | 3319951 fonzannoon
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Funny that all the brain trusts....Einhorn, Bass, Loeb etc. etc. etc.....who all see what we see....none of them have announced they are heavily short the market.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:40 | 3319962 The Juggernaut
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Bullish on latex.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 19:28 | 3321029 smlbizman
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is that a fat chicks finger print on that down arrow?

and...fat chicks rule....

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:40 | 3319970 Richard Chesler
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HFT platforms applying the latest "patch".

 

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:33 | 3319941 kaiserhoff
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From the bottle blond, the all over tan, the belly button adornment...,

I'd say you can see her necked down at the Pink Pussycat almost any old time, but hell, why not celebrate Tequila?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:26 | 3319908 Global Hunter
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I was contemplating feeling bad for that lost soul of a woman selling her body for male attention and then I realized I had been staring at her tits for nearly a minute as I contemplated it all.  I still have no answers.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:54 | 3319942 TruthInSunshine
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Your big brain is hard-wired for procreation with females that can nurse offspring to vitality, thus leading to statistically likelier chances of survival, via lactation.

Big brain--> perceives large mammaries--> enters involuntary exciteability stage--> instinctively sends signal to little brain

Then, there is this nice United Parcel Delivery Woman, who elicits a similar "nice birthing hips" reflexive response. It's all very scientific.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:55 | 3320016 akak
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So what exactly lies behind the apparent hard-wiring in some males to select females with the widest possible backsides?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:02 | 3320028 TruthInSunshine
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I am a caucasian, and am still working on my "red beans & rice didn't miss her" thesis.

For that matter, I never finished by  Chinese "foot binding reflexively induced response" thesis.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:04 | 3320048 A Nanny Moose
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Let me know when you get to the "covered head-to-toe burqa" thesis.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:46 | 3320231 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Hides the wiskaz they have.....

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 19:33 | 3321034 smlbizman
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wouldnt 6 inches of duct tape across the mouth be better than a birka?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:00 | 3320030 Hulk
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Ball protection man, its all about ball protection...

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 04:17 | 3321689 bigyimmy007
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More cushin' for the pushin'.

Nuff' said.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:12 | 3320365 Totentänzerlied
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So what exactly lies behind the apparent hard-wiring in some males to select females with the widest possible backsides?

Same thing behind the now-defunct Kaulong Indian practice of ritual asphyxation of all newly widowed women.

No one knows, but it sure as fuck has nothing to do with adaptivity, evolvability, or selective fitness.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:55 | 3320017 cougar_w
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Biologists really do have more fun.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:59 | 3320027 Global Hunter
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Agree with your response TIS, we must have other instincts to nurture, respect and treat women with dignity too?  That is what I mean about I don't have any answers, because I really love hot slutty chicks,  its just, its not a good long term pursuit for most women.

edit: they're not a good long term pursuit for most men either.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:07 | 3320055 TruthInSunshine
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It if floats, flies or f*cks, rent it...eh, I just don't know anymore.

I think Bernanke may have broken that market, too.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:09 | 3320057 hedgeless_horseman
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 its just, its not a good long term pursuit for most women.

Really?................HALF!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:15 | 3320099 Global Hunter
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HH, sure some of the only revenue producing industries that have contributed to GDP growth in the last 3 decades have been porn, allimony and child support, I don't deny this fact.  All I am trying to say that long term they may be sort of like the drone industry...short term gain long term pain.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:01 | 3320036 Hulk
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Thats it, I'm ordering "Atlas Shrugged" from Amazon, one page at a time !!!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 17:04 | 3320603 Miffed Microbio...
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TIS, you've read way to much Schopenhauer. I've never met a man interested in procreation. It's all about pleasure baby. What greater pleasure is there than a long juicy organism? Procreation is just an after effect. Gods joke on us. For that infitesimal period of pleasure comes 18 years of grief. I always wondered was going on in men's heads when they gawked and salivated at my D cup rack. Finally figured out not much thought at all. The beauty in your sex is your simplicity. And we enjoy distracting you!

Miffed;-)

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:52 | 3320005 PlausibleDenial
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Yeah, but somewhere someone is just tired of her bullshit.  Then, again, I tire slowly:)

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:18 | 3319862 hedgeless_horseman
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Volume looks solid.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:21 | 3319883 McMolotov
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My volume (of blood flow) has made me solid (as a rock).

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:42 | 3319977 kaiserhoff
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Store bought titties...,

 not that there's anything wrong with that.

  Must Be PC, Must Be PC

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:16 | 3320100 Groundhog Day
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With volume like this, the etrade baby can move es another 20 points with her online account, who needs ben

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:17 | 3319850 Political_Savage
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Now that's "wealth effect"

 

Mom! Get off the stage! We can just walk away from the mortgage!!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:19 | 3319870 hooligan2009
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spot the debt free tax payer!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:21 | 3319882 Village Smithy
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Should you tell your young adult children that if you could do it all over you really would party more?

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:39 | 3319965 imbrbing
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Where is Waldo

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:39 | 3319966 strangeglove
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Must be MergeHer Munday!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:44 | 3319979 WTFRLY
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Is this a joke?

Deja Vu? 3/12/12

"U.S. Stock Volume Lowest of Year as S&P 500 Gain Fails to Awaken Investors"

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-03-12/u-dot-s-dot-stock-volume-low...

As Max Keiser proclaims himself the "most accurate forecaster so far" saying his forecast of the crisis intensifying by April 15th is coming true.

Lotsa lols...

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:04 | 3320047 jeebus
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Keiser is just antsy. It's any day now. 

I've made a lot of money for little old me investing in bitcoin so far. It's going nowhere but up. 

Max says he's made $1 Million with bitcoin. I believe it. If he bought in early enough ($2, I heard Stacy referency on Truth about markets once), then he could easily have a million worth of bitcoin already.

 

 

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:07 | 3319794 cliffynator
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I've been fighting the Fed, and am therefore too broke to afford a Bloomberg Big Gulp Terminal.  Please explain.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:07 | 3319800 Tyler Durden
Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:13 | 3319830 Political_Savage
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So from what I can gleam via the web, this is basically an index used as a proxy to determine volume in the overall equity market... in this case, showing a somewhat significant and recent decrease.

Ergo - "Great rotation?!?" - Wo bist du??

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:18 | 3319864 seek
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To really put it in perspective, on the 1 year chart, current volume is on par with 11/23 and 12/24 -- the days before christmas and new year's.

Maybe tomorrow is a big holiday they forgot to tell us about?

 

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:25 | 3319898 Tulpa
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Tomorrow is Arbor Day.  In a market that exists only on paper that's a big deal.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:31 | 3319930 Tulpa
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oops, that's Chinese Arbor Day.  Wikipedia misled me again.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 14:33 | 3319940 McMolotov
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Even fucking Arbor Day is made in China these days.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:27 | 3320150 pods
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It sure as hell isn't Be Kind to Pigs day for chinese citizenisms working for middle class chinese citizen values or however the hell ananonymouschinesecitizenhackermiddleclassvaluescrusader says it.

pods

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 15:51 | 3320244 akak
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Ah, more US 'american' citizenism offuscationalizing throating of mind and blobbing-up.

Makings of false sympathies for food animals only part and package of typical US 'american' citizenism eternal nature.  Why expecting you of chineses Sons of Heaven treat food animals with any shreddings of humaneness, when we don't even deal with own chinese citizenism citizens in suchlike manners?

This why Mousy Tongue most revered Communist Chineses citizenism hero, because he was willingness to kill tens of millions of chineses citizenism citizens in pursuit of greater glory of Long March of Insanitation Communist Chinese citizenism regime.  In chinese citizenism, the regime is all.

Poor US 'american' citizens, failing to grasp essentials.  Cast your failures away, like we do our bowel movings on the roadsides.

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