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Guess Which Country The IMF Forecasts Will Grow The Most In 2016

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The IMF - known for its independence, thoroughness, and Keynesian multiplier fiascoes - is the go-to institution to back any bullish-scenario because one can always rely on any dip in data or markets to hockey-stick back to textbook trend. With that background, we thought it fascinating to see, as Bloomberg Brief notes, which European nation is expected to be the leading economy for the entire Eurozone in 2016. As a hint, in Q4 2012 its economy fell 5.7% YoY, and the nation's overall economy has shrunk 20% since the regression began in 2008. As a final hint, the nation's Finance Minister on Monday told The Guardian the nation was over the worst. We can only hope the 60%-plus of youth that remain unemployed are buoyed by these rosy projections.

 

 

Chart: Bloomberg Briefs

 

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Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:39 | 3327134 Ness.
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Opa!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:46 | 3327189 Silver Bug
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:48 | 3327201 Kitler
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All the way from worst to first.

Congratulations on your projected path back to prosperity Greece!

(Isn't April Fool's Day a little early this year?)

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:49 | 3327205 Dr. Richard Head
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I believe this is one of those "Shit in one hand" charts.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:53 | 3327222 Kitler
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On second thought, as long as they exit the Euro by 2015 I personally see no problems with these projections.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:56 | 3327253 Winston Churchill
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Thats the Ouzo consumption chart.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:00 | 3327275 WayBehind
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Yeah! After going bankrupt in 20014/2015, there is a small chance they will see some growth.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:02 | 3327285 Pool Shark
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In related news, I hereby project that I will be a billionaire by 2016...

 

 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:09 | 3327326 MrNude
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You probably already are a Billionaire...in Zimbabwe. 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:25 | 3327390 negative rates
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Let me guess, it's Spain!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:24 | 3327626 imaginalis
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The one with the most death squad activity

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:51 | 3328462 Manthong
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Speaking of buoyed .. that should make sense to the strong Greek youth.

My best times in the 100 meter freestyle were always when I had a concrete block strapped to my back.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 06:14 | 3328994 Short Memories
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They should have put Japan at No.2 ;)

 

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 02:36 | 3328843 Rogue Trooper
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Sorry I'm late, time-zone an all, but I was picking France...?

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 05:16 | 3328964 ChrisFromMorningside
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"Defense" technology (armaments) and surveillance technology are some of the few growth industries in these countries. 

 

Italy's low growth rate ... Italy is wrecked. It might end up being the first to leave the Euro, even before Greece or Spain. 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 23:38 | 3328585 e_goldstein
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You must be one of those bitcoin guys. You know, they are all going to get rich off an unnecessary product.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 02:41 | 3328846 Rogue Trooper
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Dude, look out the window quick... is it a bird, a plane, no it's Dronneeman!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 19:00 | 3327850 Anusocracy
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The growth will come from the money sent back by all the Greeks who went to Germany to clean car windows at stoplights.

 

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 06:24 | 3329001 spankfish
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What no trifecta?  I thought all EU horse races to the bottom had a win, place and show?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:55 | 3327510 AGuy
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Looks about  if they used the ABS() funtion so that all the bars point in the same direction!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 23:13 | 3328537 dirtbagger
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Of course they are going to first. The IMF is going to supply them with a boat load of money at low rates.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 05:20 | 3328967 Anasteus
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Yes, comical. When I first noticed the title yesterday I cried out the first stupidity that crossed my mind "Greece!" Then I entered the article and, voila, it was there!

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 06:34 | 3329007 Wolferl
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Well, if your GDP is down 40 % over several years it´s not a big deal if you grow again 3 % at a certain point.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:41 | 3327155 dbTX
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Zorba must be rejoicing.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:02 | 3327291 I am more equal...
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When starting at zero one step forward is huge.  Zorba's zebra is black then white. 

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 00:00 | 3328633 slightlyskeptical
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One step forward> by 2016 it should be the third or fourth step.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:46 | 3327158 news printer
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I was thinkin about Greece, but as a joke

Greece is goin to invade Germany and plunder the beer land?

fuck me

 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:16 | 3327353 Peter Pan
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This plan has already been put into action. Germany has been infiltrated by thousands of Greeks supposedly seeking work. In actual fact they are getting ready to overthrow Merkel, grab control of the Bundesbank and declare the drachma as the new European currency.

The Germans will be put to work to pay for overdue war reparations plus interest.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 02:40 | 3328845 Oracle of Kypseli
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The Troika realized that turning the lights off on the Greeks who turned the lights on for the rest of the world to see, was not nice. Not only that, the Greeks threatened that they will turn the lights on once again for the rest of the world to see who the banksters are, did the trick.

Greece will be refloated to make a counter example and cover the banksters' tracks.

A TV reporter once was interviweing a homeless person living under a bridge and noticed that he was articulate and hopeful, to which he asked: "You are homeless and yet you have a hopeful spirit why is that?" I cannot get any lower and thius the only way from here is up.

   

 

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 02:56 | 3328854 BorisTheBlade
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That story is a blockbuster material.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 03:06 | 3328862 StychoKiller
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Let's see if Brad Pitt will portray Achilles (again!)

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 04:54 | 3328946 BorisTheBlade
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Greek mythology + German technology = Sehr Gut. Although it could quickly evolve into porn flick, but that's not such a bad thing considering context.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:43 | 3327162 slightlyskeptical
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Pretty scary. They are going all the way out to 2016 and they don't expect more than 4 of the countries to have higher than 2.5% growth and 10 to have less than 2% growth. These numbers are not what recoveries are made of.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:04 | 3327297 jvetter713
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And coming from the IMF, we can easily divide all of these numbers by 4 or more to get the real estimates.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:14 | 3327347 toys for tits
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You could probably divide them by any negative whole number as well.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:45 | 3327467 SeattleBruce
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"These numbers are not what recoveries are made of."

Right - and this from the giddy cheerleaders...

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:49 | 3327487 Doubleguns
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Most scary is that the US is not even on the list. Nada, nowhere, zilch, gonzo.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:20 | 3327618 Five8Charlie
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The whole "European nation" is just so confusing, right?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:42 | 3327685 hooligan2009
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heh...don't be smart...the UK isn't there either!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 20:07 | 3328050 plongka10
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Those are the 17 Eurozone Countries

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:44 | 3327165 Charles Nelson ...
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How many SDR's is the IMF gonna have to create out of thinn air to reach this goal for Greece?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:46 | 3327190 ParkAveFlasher
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As many as it takes.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:44 | 3327174 de3de8
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Well sure when you start from negative position. Think of all that yogurt being exported.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:45 | 3327175 de3de8
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Stinkin iPad dp

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:44 | 3327177 Conax
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The IMF knows that when they're poor enough and miserable enough, they will be happily broken to harness.

At a couple euro a day, their labor market will really take off. 

Like China, the cheapest labor wins.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 03:30 | 3328876 AnAnonymous
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It wont happen. You cant live in Greece with a couple euros a day.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:45 | 3327178 Taint Boil
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Today is only Wednesday, isn't this supposed to be saved for Friday Humor?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:48 | 3327195 Bam_Man
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It actually makes sense and is quite possible.

By 2015 the Greek economy will have contracted to such a low level of GDP that even a tiny incremental improvement will look very impressive in percentage terms.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 00:52 | 3328743 Freddie
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Yes.  The economy contracts 60% and a year later it grows 2% - they will claim "it" is working.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:48 | 3327199 PUD
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MEASURED IN DRACHMAS?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:06 | 3327307 McMolotov
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Measured in unicorn fart dust.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:26 | 3327396 negative rates
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Didn't he flat line a few years back?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:48 | 3327483 Umh
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How would you know; he keeps vanishing in the mist.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:58 | 3328495 Cpl Hicks
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I believe the unicorn is still in the White House, no?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:49 | 3327206 ziggy59
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Zimbabwe too!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:53 | 3327232 news printer
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Yea, u r right, where is Zimbabwe (school of economics)?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:05 | 3327553 Umh
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I heard that it's in Northern Virginia or maybe across the Potomac somewhere.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 03:32 | 3328878 AnAnonymous
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That is the 'american' school of economics.

The zimbabwean effort had this good it shed light on the fact that leading a policy wont get similar effects.

Bernanke is a successful man as the head of the FED. Put him in charge of the Zimbabwean central bank and his success story is over.

That is the way an 'american' world works.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 03:55 | 3328895 akak
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Free Tibet!

Down with Chinese Citizenism!

The only good monolizer of the speeching means is a dead monolizer of the speeching means!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:50 | 3327209 falak pema
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SO Greeks will have the longest shafts in 2016?

That's three years of incubation. Big catch up ball! 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:50 | 3327210 natronic
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I think it should be who will go backward because at some point in time everyone will join us with stopping going forward.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:50 | 3327216 Pretorian
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LOL! 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:53 | 3327229 ziggy59
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Hmmm, now with an Argentinian Pope, maybe them...

Itsa Wedsnesday Ink For All!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:53 | 3327231 BigPerm
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..."The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'"

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:34 | 3327428 sdmjake
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"But you who philosophize disgrace and criticize all fears

Take the rag away from your face

Now ain't the time for your tears"

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:55 | 3327233 WhiteNight123129
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Food for thought.

IF THE GDP OF GREECE IS AT 0, CAN IT GO LOWER? no.

It can either stagnate or increase, that is a mathematical certainty.

In a fixed monetry regime of XIX century (Greece is not printing its own money), the economy would plunge so much post a banking crisis that at some point it would stop plunging!

 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:54 | 3327241 Silverhog
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I guess this screams buy Greek Bonds. Funny Shit 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:55 | 3327243 ziggy59
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Maybe my Zimbabwaian 50 Trillion Dollar Bill will be worth more than less by then

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:57 | 3327259 Dubaibanker
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What.....no 'negative growth'.....which is decline in grade school English....:)

Is this utopia?

The guys who missed the biggest financial crisis ever, propose that the Eurozone is getting better? They must be on to something.......rolling my eyes.....

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:58 | 3327272 yrbmegr
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A bit misleading, since by then Greece's economy will be one-third the size at its peak, or something like that.  Percentages can be misleading that way.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:58 | 3327273 Freaking Heck
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All from the same people who systematically destroy economies with their assanine keynesian ideas. What could possibly go wrong?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:59 | 3327274 loveyajimbo
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That Legarde... she has the flawless skin, the volupous figure, the great teeth... the sweet ass... yep, the whole package.  All that and a great sense of humor!!

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:39 | 3327680 hooligan2009
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you know she is a post-(troika) op, right?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:00 | 3327277 ziggy59
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Maybe Geithner will be IMF prez in 2015

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:02 | 3327288 orangegeek
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If you were paid to write what people want to read and to keep the herd pumped, would you give a flying fuck about any facts?

 

Me neither.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:02 | 3327289 Peter Pan
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During the Gret Depression a Wall Street broker sent a note to a client apologising that that the chart sent to him with the projections was incorrect and was sorry for any losses incurred.

The client sent a note back telling the broker not to worry becuse he accidentally examined the chart upside down and as a result did the opposite and made money.

I am wondering if we should do the same with this chart.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 04:51 | 3328943 resurger
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lol

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:10 | 3327331 bonzo112358
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I would agree IF Greece were to leave the Eurozone and go back to the drachma.  It would be so weak against other the other currencies that visitors would get more for their money.  I have no idea why they don't just leave the Euro now.  Take their free money from the other countries and run.  But it would take more than until 2016 to get to that kind of growth.  2020 a little more realistic (if they did leave).  If they don't, they're screwed.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 19:05 | 3327865 trebuchet
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Growth soon - Mrs Papandreou will invest her $500Mn  savings from the household budget stored in Switzerland for safe keeping in case the Eurozon broke up  and get the economy going again... fo' sho'

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:14 | 3327350 omi
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Greece - I can actually believe it. Listen to NBG's audio meeting for Q3 (I think nov 2012), they plainly state that liquidity injections are happening in 2013 to recap Greek Banks, which in turn will ramp up asset purchasing.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:27 | 3327403 Ol Man
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I'm not sure which is funnier,... Greece at 1st... or Ireland at 4th!?!

 

8>D

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:29 | 3327406 MrBoompi
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According to the IMF my penis is going to be two inches longer in 2016.

 

 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:29 | 3327637 RichardENixon
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Mine too! What a coincidence. The little lady of the house can look forward to a full 2.5 inches of throbbing manhood soon.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:29 | 3327408 DutchR
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Wait a minute, so the Greeks will grow more than the Dutch?

*short dutch oregano

 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:36 | 3327434 youngman
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after how many new bailouts??????  Send them 200 billion nd their GDP should llok good....does paying off German bankers count as GDP?????

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 16:41 | 3327454 Shizzmoney
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I can bet against the IMF on this happening?

Easiest bet, ever.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:03 | 3327544 F22
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I'm at a Greek restaurant with my family and we order saganaki...

The kids ask me "What does Opa! mean?"

I tell them it means "Oh no! The cheese is on fire!!"

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:32 | 3327651 yogibear
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LOL, dont't pay your bills, get bailed out and the IMF rewards Greece.

Comical.

You crap on the IMF and they thank you for it.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:47 | 3327690 hooligan2009
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Germany implodes !!! well relatively speaking...kissing cousins?

used to be that money sent overseas was "overseas aid" and voted on by the electorate; now the aid is dispensed by central banks without so much as a "please sir, can we have some more?".

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 18:10 | 3327745 german Wunderkind
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well that dont look sooo unrealistic, till 2016 greece will be realy realy fucked up. a little recovery on way lower lvl is just logical,

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 18:13 | 3327753 kerles
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That looks correct to me. You take the burden off. We start again. Human Activity.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 18:13 | 3327755 kill switch
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That graph looks like a gun,,,,,Tyler your under arrest, report to the DHS for proper processing and internment. You have crossed the fucking line and Obama has given the green light to have you renditioned to camp lovely for re-education...

 

We now need someone to take the rains of ZH...

 

That’s all

The Kill Switch

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 18:21 | 3327774 optimator
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After 2013, 14, and 15, they will do much better considering they'll be starting with nothing.  i.e., whats 0 plus 60%

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 18:38 | 3327804 Pike Bishop
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Well then. Why doesn't the EU put Greece, Estonia, and Ireland in charge?

This is like saying hitting yourself in the head with a hammer makes you feel fantastic when you stop.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 19:03 | 3327847 razorthin
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...

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 19:27 | 3327917 Lendo
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Laughable nonsense that chart is.

/yoda

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 20:05 | 3328047 deebee
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smoke screen, smoke screen, so the truth cannot be seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XgpxxUbk8Q

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 20:21 | 3328085 WallowaMountainMan
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algos only understand yoy or mom, or milliomilli, so go long greece.

the flow do know what it know, you know. and no else.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 20:33 | 3328117 icanhasbailout
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I love how they color the chart so that anything over a half percent looks good.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 21:32 | 3328242 thomasincincy
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It always struck me as odd. I mean really... Who the fuck are you IMF? Are you a country? a nation? you just have money like some fucking rich fuck? who are you?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 21:57 | 3328308 Moe Howard
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A club.. That you can't join.

International Mother Fuckers

 

Thanks for your interest.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:07 | 3328336 thomasincincy
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Interesting.. what is the land underneath their feet? water? maybe so

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 23:23 | 3328246 lolmao500
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3.5% of zero is still zero.

/math nerd

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 21:48 | 3328278 Tango in the Blight
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If your net worth is $0.01 and it increases to $0.02 you have 100% growth.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:02 | 3328318 El Hosel
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Cooking Greece's books to show 4% growth is a joke compared to all the Financial Pole Smoking that is going on elswhere.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:05 | 3328326 Wolf in the Wilds
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Really funny.  Think its their way of justifying continued lending to these idiots.  Otherwise, it will be first default on the IMF. 

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:16 | 3328356 luckylogger
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do'ah of course................. the question is...... how long will it take to get to the last peak.

If you go down 20$ and go up 30% you are still down.................... duh

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:49 | 3328455 ebworthen
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"Wish upon a star..."

"Living on a prayer..."

What else?

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 01:42 | 3328807 TBT or not TBT
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Take my hand, we'll make it I swayer.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:55 | 3328473 Bubuzinho
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What type of asshole would make a prediction about 2016 growth in 2013?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 22:54 | 3328474 Son of Loki
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Droll humor at its finest.

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 23:12 | 3328532 NotApplicable
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Your mom?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 23:18 | 3328544 22winmag
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The list is a who's-who of turd world countries and formerly sovereign nations.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 00:10 | 3328657 Kirk2NCC1701
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Q:  Speaking from first-hand knowledge, or offering expert academic opinion?

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 23:51 | 3328614 ankehaton
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you guys are being way too harsh, Greece is definitely at the bottom

 

...of all the debt service they're going to pay for the next decade.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 00:17 | 3328673 syntaxterror
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Green shoots! Forward!

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 00:26 | 3328696 natty light
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Opa Malakas!

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 00:39 | 3328722 Yen Cross
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    I very much prefer the word "regression" over "recession" when referring to the state of our global economy Tyler. In fact I like it so much that I may adopt it as a replacement for "recession" ;-)

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 01:16 | 3328783 observer007
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Breaking News:

 

CIA, FBI, NSA get full access to financial data on American citizens and others

 

The Obama administration is drawing up plans to give all U.S. spy agencies full access to a massive database that contains financial data on American citizens and others who bank in the country, according to a Treasury Department document seen by Reuters.

http://homment.com/cia-fbi-access-finance-data

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 01:46 | 3328812 Kirk2NCC1701
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The Founding Fathers, FDR, JFK and Reagan would weep over America's leadership and political decay -- if they could.  They'd weep, like Jesus wept over Jerusalem (as he knew of its coming demise).

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 03:34 | 3328881 AnAnonymous
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They would weep in joy after seeing how much 'americanism' has been successful in conquering the world.

The empire of liberty, funded out of debt, as envisioned by the Founding Fathers.

An 'american' success story.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 03:56 | 3328894 akak
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Except for Communist China, of course --- their own unique and particularly pernicious brand of roadside-crapping citizenism has fouled the landscape and spreads its poisons into the atmosphere and oceans worldwide, contaminating the entire earth with their toxins and foul waste.

But no price is too high for Chinese citizenism consumptionalizing progress and greedy world resource blobbing-up.  Just ask the Tibetans (those who remain).

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 04:05 | 3328903 AnAnonymous
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The Tibetans? Here, we are talking about a storm that is ravaging the entire world and the only retort 'americans' have is Tibetans.

'Americans' have written off future for billions of people on the planet. And the only thing they have to oppose is Tibetans.

For 'americans', the group is all. And indeed, in their 'american' eyes, a tibetan life is worth much more than another. This will keep going as long as they are not the ones coercing the tibetans.

The day 'americans' sit on the chair on the coercer of Tibetans, suddenly, the worth of a tibetan life will plummet.

Such are 'americans', as acted by their eternal nature.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 04:11 | 3328907 akak
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Anti-American rambling eternal nature of Chinese cosmonaught AnAnonymystic are putting to my mind this Chinese Citizenism famous classic of days of glorious Cultural Revolvalutions fabled past, by group is all, Guess Hu:

 

Americanism woman, stay away from me
Americanism woman, roundeye let me be
Don't come blob-up around my door
I don't want your citizenism no more

I got more important things to do
Than save Tibetan 'foreign devils' with you
Now woman, I said stay away
Americanism woman, listen what I say

Americanism woman, get away from Mao
Americanism woman, eat a floating sow
Don't come wokkin' around my door
Don't wanna see your hygiene no more

Poisoned rice can hypnotize
Speeching means I can monolize
Now woman, I said get away
Americanism woman, listen what I say

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 06:35 | 3329009 Rusty Trombone
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Ah So, Guess Hu from Canadia.

Confucious say he who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake up with smelly finger.

Rusty Trombone say Me Chinese Me Play Joke Me Put Pee Pee in your Coke

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 01:30 | 3328795 dunce
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The guy who made the chart is calling a bottom, after the bottom the only way is up. I think he is wrong, the worst is yet to come because all the bad debt must be worked out and nothing except monetization is being done.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 01:46 | 3328814 Dre4dwolf
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I think someone got the chart backwards.

or

They just dont give a shit anymore.

or

They are delusional

 

I really don't care which it is one way or the other... all the same to me.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 01:55 | 3328818 Kirk2NCC1701
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We all seem to praise and respect the millions of immigrants who came to America for a better life -- to escape, oppression, persecution, hunger, poverty (and excessive taxation).  Then how is it that we cannot afford the same enthusiasm and respect for those who want to leave the US,or are advising us to leave -- for the same reasons?

Is it cognitive dissonance within you?  Is it some primal jealousy of not being able to do the same (for personal or financial reasons), and we are deflecting this jealousy?  Surely it cannot be 'national pride' -- not with all the disparaging comments having been made about the country and its populace, its leaders and politicians!

An emotional mirror is an ugly beast to look at sometimes, isn't it?

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 03:51 | 3328892 AnAnonymous
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Enthusiasm and respect? The piece of advice is border line criminal.

'Americans' are duplicitous. They wont tell but keep acting. So one does not care about what they say or do not say.

The US is the mecca of 'americanism' on Earth and as put by an 'american' on here, is in the eye of the 'american' storm that is wreaking havoc throughout the world.

For 'americans', the group is all.

Quick example:
'Americans' might oppose the droning of 'americans' holding the US citizenship on the US ground. And they are quite supportive of droning US citizenship holders outside the US or non US citizen holders.

Anytime an 'american' advises another 'american' to leave the US, the another 'american' is exposed to be droned without any consideration.
Anytime an 'american' advises another 'american' to drop the US citizenship, the another 'american' is exposed to be droned without any consideration.

It is a con game. Fact is that you cant bamboozle 'americans' about 'americans'.

As to migration, as 'americans' put it, if you cant join them, beat them. If you cant beat them, join them.
This is an 'american' world and this alone will ensure that a lot of migratory pressure is applied on the US as people outside the US know that the best safeguard against 'americanism' is to go and live on the US soil. And this includes all the 'americans' who live outside the US.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 03:59 | 3328897 akak
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I bet you jerk off when you write this kind of bigoted shit.

Must be kind of difficult, though, having to use tweezers.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 04:08 | 3328906 AnAnonymous
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Ummmm, minds other than 'american' minds might admit that typing on a keyboard and jerking at the same time must be kind of difficult.

But it is known that 'american' minds revel in wallowing in propaganda and fantasy so they have to dismiss the most obvious side of reality.

Such are the 'american' ways as 'americans' are acted by their eternal nature.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 04:19 | 3328909 akak
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Ummm. minds other than insanitationalized Chinese Citizenism ananonymystics might admit that bigoted scapegoating of one nation of people for all of the world's ills, and kneejerk blameplacing of same while painting one's own authoritarian, polluted and resource-blobbing-up nation as faultless, and pure as the driven snow, is kind of kooky, and indicative of a small, hateful and damaged mind.  Yes, they might admit this, for it is the truth.

But it is known that dog-wokking Chinese hypocritizens are above self-indictment, as the elevated levels of their insanity is in faraway heavenly realms, far above that of mere 'americans'.  It is the stuff of legend.

Such are the squat-and-dump ways of Chinese shitizenism shitizens.
AnAnonymystic, take a bow ... and then your obligatory squat.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 07:58 | 3329082 TheFourthStooge-ing
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AnAnonymous driveled:

Ummmm, minds other than 'american' minds might admit that typing on a keyboard and jerking at the same time must be kind of difficult.

Key to propagation (propagandizing while jerking it) is ancient Chinese citizenism secret known as Flying Brown Dragon Technique. Jerking with dung hand and typing with other hand gives propagation bountifully.

Chinese citizenism citizen AnAnonymous highly skillful renowned for Flying Brown Dragon Technique. He known throughout province as master propagator.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 06:53 | 3329022 groundedkiwi
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The reality is though America rules the world, Americans have a hard time getting residency in most OECD countries.. one day most Americans will wake up to the fact that America is a totally different beast to Americans.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 04:00 | 3328900 AnAnonymous
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'Americans' have this obsession of being perceived for what they are not.

'American' economics do not exist to serve people in general. 'American' economics exist to serve the King class aka We The People aka the 'american' middle class.

Maybe a sizeable share of this 60pc unemployed youth was fathered by an 'american' middle class but that does not mean that they are themselves middle class.

As soon as they are not or no longer middle class, 'american' economics is no longer supposed to work to satisfy them.

That is the way it works in an 'american' world.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 05:30 | 3328973 TheFourthStooge-ing
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AnAnonymous dropped this stool:

'American' economics do not exist to serve people in general. 'American' economics exist to serve the King class aka We The People aka the 'american' middle class.

Provide quality propaganda. Not worthless drivel that reads like a guy who participated to a game and is whining because he is on the losing side.

Or it does not work for you?

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 06:37 | 3329010 Rusty Trombone
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Greece is a bottom.

Priceless.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 06:59 | 3329028 bentaxle
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And they're ALL positive....even Greece, even Cyprus. Can only mean Essential quality required to be employed by the IMF is a need for fundamental belief in unicorns. Dumb shits!

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