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FX Market Opens, EUR Hammered, CHF Bid; S&P To Open -30pts

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As Citi's Steven Englander suggested earlier, the developments in Cyprus will lead to EUR selling and USD, CHF, GBP, NOK and SEK  buying (in that order). He adds, the issue is whether to believe that the Cyprus levy on depositors is one-off, but depositors and investors elsewhere could easily see this as another in a string of ‘one-offs’ and react badly. The risk-return to depositors in countries with weak banking systems may not favor taking the risk that Cypriot banking system was so unique that such a levy would never be considered elsewhere. The levy on deposits ostensibly covered by deposit insurance may also undermine confidence in weak banks. The question is whether this becomes a full-blown crisis or a mini-crisis. For now, as FX markets open, it appears EURJPY is getting hammered (from 124.47 close to 121.6) implying S&P futures will open down around 30 points. We are sure Abe is watching closely...

 

 

Given the element of surprise, it is probably the case that euro zone policymakers will not have concrete measures prepared to convince depositors elsewhere that this will never happen again. So it seems likely in the first instance some resurgence of tail risk will re-appear and that there is a risk that we could see a downward spike in the euro and significant backing up of spreads.

 

EURUSD has opened and is -140 pips for now...

 

and CHF is bid...

 

and all that good jawboning by Carney gone dow the drain... as GBP bid too...

 

the question is will the Swissie bid on Europe's risk flare recouple the S&P 500 with reality once again... as it did after theItalian election...

 

and of course everyone's favorite USDJPY...

 

Leaving us asking 'Is This It?' as a terrible case of deja vu comes over the market once again...

 

or this?

 

or perhaps more appropriately this?

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 


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Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment machineh
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If Cypriots spoke Spanish, they could call their deposit freeze a 'corralito.'

The EU has gone Argentine on us. Just like the Vatican.

Chew on that, bItCHeZ.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Quick, someone dress up Dick Bove's cadaver, so he can tell us it's all peachy, swell, keen.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:14 | Link to Comment csmith
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when did he die?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:18 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Sh.  Don't tell him.

Every little ting, gonna be all right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJd21z7T99g

 

 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment flacon
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I am very curious how gold will react. It's either going to get hammered down to $1,560 again or it's going to $1,619. .... I am just afraid of an excuse to hit it down big time. 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:44 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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gold will be up tomorrow. I don't care if the dollar skyrockets. they will both be up. GLD may have to issue more shares to keep up with the demand for pieces of paper...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:21 | Link to Comment bonderøven-farm ass
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I plan on donating 100 oz. of silver Wood Bisons to my farm's lake bottom upon delivery.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:27 | Link to Comment BaBaBouy
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Ya Gatta Love These Fecking BankSters ...

They Have All Our Paper Fiats On Their HARD-DRIVES, And Can Do Whatever The Fuck They Want With It ...

And The FEDi Has Most Of The Worlds CB's GOLD Burried Under an NYC Street (Just TRY And Get It Back...) ...

All Will Soon Learn That GOLD $50K Is Not That Far Off ...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment cocoablini
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Expect negative interest rates...like take 10% of your deposits. Everyone expecting bond rates to skyrocket can forget it. Getting zero% is a great return in a deflation...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Comay Mierda
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didn't Goldman recommend buying EURGBP a few days ago?

muppet slaughter continues

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:12 | Link to Comment Manthong
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After Kevin sobers up from the St. Paddy’s all-nighter, he’ll be buying EUR to bring it back up.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 18:05 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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S&P down 30??? I think you mean Dow down 30...PPT now working over the weekends too. This market doesnt look like it wants to fall over anything.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:34 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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TRIPLE LINDY HEADFAKE...

~~~

Those fucking jews prolly engineered this whole shebang...

1. ISSUE 'GO LONG' reco [to muppets]

2. Haircut Cyprus 'savers'

3. All Hilarity ensues

4. Cover PUTS & go long Euro during panic

5. Hire the PRICEY clown act for Solomon's bar mitzvah [& lavish LasVegasDave a BONUS for cleaning the pool]...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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er...duh.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 21:30 | Link to Comment Ignatius
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Gold popped at the opening -- $1600+

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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it will do the opposite of what you expect

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Hulk
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So expect the opposite, Bitchez !!!

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:12 | Link to Comment maxmad
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Limit down!!!  Followed by bank runs!!  Well played EU!!  Well Played!!

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:27 | Link to Comment a growing concern
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We demand the deer in headlights!!!

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment machineh
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Sorry, the homeless people ate venison last night.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Al Huxley
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I can't think of a clearer confirmation that this is the time to convert any cash you might have in ANY bank and convert it into metals.  So given that, if the best form of insurance against the oligarchical thievery that just occurred in Cyprus goes DOWN in price, I'll take that as a gigantic gift.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment IMA5U
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Only if it is HEAVY METAL

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:51 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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National Socialist Black Metal?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:15 | Link to Comment CrazyCooter
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Hah, anyone else singing along ... ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2_gOpU0eWU

Regards,

Cooter

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 20:07 | Link to Comment Go Tribe
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Long swastika rounds.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment IMA5U
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Only if it is HEAVY METAL

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:07 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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What happens to the "cash" I have stashed in a Paypal account?  It normally goes to pick up a few PM trinkets now and then.  Their lack of a bank charter could come in handy?  ...or not?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Jugdish
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I wanna rape your gold after this all collapses.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Non Passaran
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It doesn't matter what gold does.  

There is no doubt in my mind that I should keep buying.

If it drops, I'll buy more. I bought recently at about the current price so for now I'm done with shopping unless the price becomes significantly cheaper - then I'd go out of my way to buy more.

Today I expect it to jump to at least $1,610.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/matspersson/100023412/tomorrow-cypr...

 

Heh..

 

Right this very second would be a good time to put your hands on your current fiat currency, as it's physical value is about to quadruple.

This is the ONLY time fiat currency has any fungible value, and it DOES NOT last very long.

US will feel this big time.

Lotso fiat gonna move in a fuckin hurry..

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment scatterbrains
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thing of it iz  yah niggers gonna pay us bankstas come hell or high water.. don't git it fucked up

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Every little ting, gonna be all right.

~~~

Turn dat frown upside down, Mon...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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Will this be seen as gold positive???

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment SHEEPFUKKER
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Time to Cyp-RIOT. 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:49 | Link to Comment max2205
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He who sells first....

Ben will protect us...sure

When you get zero interest, why leave it in the bank when this could happen. Deposit Insur or not.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:46 | Link to Comment ar01
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From a game theory perspective, don't the banks hold the upper hand to the ECB? The ECB is threatening to cut liquidity lines to Cypriot banks. Personally, I'd call the ECB out on their bluff -- no way they'd allow the contagion that would come from that. 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:09 | Link to Comment Silver Garbage Man
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I agree, but you know behind the curtain someone has a gun to their head.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:33 | Link to Comment Matt
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"I play chicken, with the train"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUPK9z59yUc

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:08 | Link to Comment Howdan
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I wouldn't be surprised if the "politicians" come out randomly with "positive spin" headlines to cause spikes in these markets to burn any shorts. That's what usually happens.

Cue Europe-wide "Short selling bans" tomorrow.......

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:43 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Never short positive rhetoric.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment resurger
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that's what they usually do

+1

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:55 | Link to Comment grid-b-gone
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It's pretty hard to spin "We chose to screw depositors rather than the politically connected debt risktakers."

The level of understanding will permeate the next stubborn layer, even if decision makers pull back from the plan by Wednesday. They've revealed the next in line to lose after all state-owned collateral has been pledged.

It is also revealing that this drastic action came before meaningful budget and public spending cuts.     

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:10 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Air pocket, Bitches.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:11 | Link to Comment gimli
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Don't worry Kevin Bacon is on crowd control:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:59 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Thank you sir, may I have another?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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"Assume the position"

youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ

Assume the postion folks, it's coming.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment geekgrrl
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Here ya go...  Fraternity Paddle

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:54 | Link to Comment Jugdish
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I was in that fuckin fraternity until Douglas C Neidermeyer blackballed me. His father was in the infantry.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment geekgrrl
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Don't feel bad. He was killed by his own troops in Vietnam ;-)

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment geekgrrl
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Beat me to it :-)

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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"Nobody could have seen this coming."

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:16 | Link to Comment gimli
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I bought TVIX on Friday .... soon CNBC will be offering me Cramer's slot.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:19 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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In the words of Viggo Mortesen's character in Eastern Promises, "Stay away from people like me."

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:31 | Link to Comment Clockwork Orange
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 My condolences.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Does that mean you will have to wear a penis head mask?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:34 | Link to Comment bigrooster
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I sold my tvix position Wednesday.  Good luck it should double in a week if not tomorrow.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Smegley Wanxalot
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding has given way to

My Big Fat Cypriot Assfucking

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:26 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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Singaporean and Swiss bankers must have chuckled to themselves over the weekend, perhaps UAE bankers as well. 

Next week is going to be a busy one for them.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:49 | Link to Comment akak
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Zorba the Greek(ed)

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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"All your asset are belong to us."

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:52 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Reminds me of an article written by Cullen Roche (of Pragmatic Capitalism), in which he suggested using private sector funds to pay for public sector debts, but (annoyingly), I can't seem to find it at the moment. I originally saw it over on BusinessInsider, but their search function is as bad as their journalism... and integrity.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Holleyman
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"make your time"

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:13 | Link to Comment Crash Overide
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Cry havoc and let slip the algos of war...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:14 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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Welcome back vol.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:16 | Link to Comment gatorengineer
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Wow - we are getting more an more naive here.... Cue "Just kidding" from Bubba in 4.3.2.1........

Germans will roll over in the next few hours, and restore the bank deposits.  As with all wars, this was a feint to test the enemy.....

Dont worry Benny and inkjets got the markets back tomorrow...

 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:28 | Link to Comment toys for tits
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It doesn't matter, the cow is out of the barn and heading to a neighbor's house and the barn burned down. It'll (trust) have to be rebuilt, which will take years, if ever.

Just remember the 10% luxury tax that congress impossed on yacht builders under Clinton.  Every yachtmaker left the country.  It's a lot harder to move a company than cash.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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Exactly. It doesn't matter whether their Parliament approves the measure or not; the damage is done. In fact, capital flight might be even more severe if they vote to reject...

 

 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:44 | Link to Comment defencev
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I doubt it. This is essentially nonevent. They could easily bail out Cyprus but they simply did not want to maintain money laundering mechanism for Russian mafia (and that is what de facto Cyprus banking system is). You will see Russian mafia money flying out of Cyprus and that will be it. I would use a short term dive of Euro as a buying opportunity. When you, people, finally wake up to the reality that this miserable Blog has an agenda. Do not you realize that the so-called "authors" post their garbage here precisely because that nobody else will ever publish it? Not mention that majority of them live on Obama hand outs?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:50 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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ladies and gentleman Ron Insana...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:07 | Link to Comment jcaz
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LOL-  poor Ron, I had forgotten about him-  Did Cramer finally fire him after he blew EVERY call in his fund?  CNBC doesn't even throw him those $325 "Guest Commentator" gigs anymore.....

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:24 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Yeah, let's not get so jaded that we think NOTHING can make the markets go down.  That's just not true.  In the last 5 years I have see events in ONE CATEGORY that have the capacity to move markets down big digits in a hurry:  a credible threat to the existance of the status-quo TBTF banking system.

Lehman was one.  The US debt ceiling debacle was another.  This one doesn't rise to that level, at least not yet.  But if something like a REAL bank run starts to develop in southern Europe, it WILL rise to that level.  TBTF banks know better than anyone how interconnected their existance is.  Take down one big one (or even a semi-big one) and they all go down.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment One World Mafia
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That they would do this to the citizens of their own country speaks volumes.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment a growing concern
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How well armed are Cypriots?  You'd think they'd want to call a convention between copper-jacketed lead and banksters' brains after this.  We shall see...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:44 | Link to Comment logically possible
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Americans have been getting reamed for the last five years, and have not done a thing, what makes you think the Cypriots will? The majority of the sheep don't have a clue.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 21:04 | Link to Comment slightlyskeptical
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Most of them are all wallowing in the announcement of the new pope. Wait until tommorrow when their brokers call to tell them all everything is going to shit- again! It won't gel with the euphoria and thus will be ignored and  abunch of transfers will be started. "I want to do biz with someone who is optimistic!".

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:18 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  Here is a live link to currency rates. http://www.fxstreet.com/rates-charts/currency-rates/

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:20 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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Sweet drop, 280 pips in under 1 minute. :)

MORE TO COME, BITCHEZ & HOES.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:26 | Link to Comment machineh
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Bill Gross, who runs the world’s biggest bond fund at Pacific Investment Management Co. in Newport Beach, California, said on Twitter that the concern in Cyprus “moves risk-on trade to backseat.”

Sell euro as well,” he wrote.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-17/europe-braces-for-renewed-turmo...

NOW he tells us ...

 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:40 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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as ZH posted, Goldman closed out their spanish long bond position last week. There is going to be a lot of money shoved all over the place now, and you can bet your ass the banks in the big club have already been tipped off. the rest of us will get decapitated trying to follow the puck.

Don't play.

I like ekm's game to pass the time. "which pd got stuck with the hot potato piigs bonds?"

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:01 | Link to Comment squid virtuous
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Exactly, and how convenient this came out a few hrs. after Friday's options exp.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:03 | Link to Comment reload
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And of less importance dont forget Stolpers call last week : at the absolute high of Euro/GBP to load up!! - must be at least 200 pips offside already.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Al Huxley
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Fuck, I'd completely forgotten about the Stolper call!  That should have been a clear tipoff that this whole Cyprus thing was pending.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:06 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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Your avitar was made for that comment of yours:)

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:45 | Link to Comment e m m
Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:53 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Expect *mystery bidders* to put in bids on all assets types, despite investor outflows increasing.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:20 | Link to Comment squid virtuous
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How early can they get Cramer on CNBS tomorrow to reassure his minions?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:55 | Link to Comment akak
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"Cypriot Banks: Bye Bye Bye!"

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:42 | Link to Comment akak
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In other news, the Party has announced that the weekly chocolate ration is being increased from 25 grams to 20 grams.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 18:08 | Link to Comment mt paul
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chocolate covered 

walrus flippers..

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 00:06 | Link to Comment Orly
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It's actually brownish wax...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:20 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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Time to get the fuck out of Dodge when you read:

"We don't need a bailout"

"Problems are exaggerated"

"Everything is FIXED!" (This applies to BOEING to)

"One time event"

"You are protected"

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:30 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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" We are not considering filing bankruptcy".

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment cosmictrainwreck
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you forgot to italicize "not"

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:21 | Link to Comment JustObserving
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1000 Euro limit on withdrawls in Italy now.  Soon it will be reduced to 500 Euros.  And then the ATMs run out.

Should have kept your money in gold and silver - like the Vatican.  

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:26 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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It was EUR 3,500 in Cyprus before this bailout incident. :)

Won't disclose the bank, but they're decent.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Truther
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Actually, it's down to 300 Euros now in Milan.....CIAO BITCHEZ

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Non Passaran
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E300 per what? Day? Each time?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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Daily limit probably.

Such is the life of peasants. :)

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:23 | Link to Comment Keith Piccirillo
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I'm really torn about whether the Runinn' Debt Rebels of Cyprus deserve an at large bid, even though their Russian front line has stood tall for them all year with lots of hard board work and plenty of steals. :)

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:24 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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Financial "Battle of Chosin Resevoir." Chesty Puller famously blurted out when US Army Artillery saved his entire division from annihilation "i don't you guys are but i won't bother thanking you later." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:42 | Link to Comment ATG
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Also

"We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things."

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:24 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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Japanese central bank : print MOAR!!!!!!!!

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:26 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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   Someone kidnap Dimon and Fedex his worthless ass to Cyprus.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:40 | Link to Comment machineh
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Meanwhile, if I were Angie 'Forty Percent' Merkel, I'd lay on a few extra night watchmen at the Deutschland embassy in Cyprus ...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Tinky
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USPS "Priority" would probably be more appropriate.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  That's an even better idea. +1

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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Nope; UPS ground.

(No weekend delivery...)

 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  lulz   Slow boat to Cyprus<

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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Put him on a NorthKo missile. We can test our defenses.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment tunnelvizn
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Remember, toxic packages cost more to ship !

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:27 | Link to Comment q99x2
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BTFD

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:29 | Link to Comment mayhem
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The spin... all money will now flow to US and higher highs are coming.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:56 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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the dollar will rip

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:21 | Link to Comment One World Mafia
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Maybe, but fundamentally the dollar is the worst of all.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:31 | Link to Comment ATG
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The truth:

Overpropped markets correct at least -15%...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Clockwork Orange
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Hang the bankers.  All of em.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment pies_lancuchowy
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I agree!!

 

oh wait.. please do not hang me

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:36 | Link to Comment JustObserving
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Cyprus banks now closed till Thursday.  Can we get April?

Good chance that Spanish, Italian and Greek banks closed tomorrow.  The ATMs will have run out in any case.  Welcome to fraudulent fiat finances. 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Whoa Dammit
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Looks like most of the money is heading to Singapore & Hong Kong right now. Euro has lost about 1% to these currencies.

Lots of wierd price bouncing going on with the Euro and South African currency.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Misean
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Are our rulers this arrogant and stupid? Hubris then madness?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Ricky Bobby
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Yes and Yes.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Element
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Just a few more hours until market open here ... my guess is the whole system is going to chuck a fairly impressive wobbly this week.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:47 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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Abe needs to Cypriot the savers in Japan, or he will fall behind

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Al Huxley
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What is the appropriate verb-ification of 'Cyprus' anyway?  'Cyprify' maybe?  eg 'Abe needs to Cyprify Japanese savers', or 'it's only a matter of time before the govt Cyprifies US bank deposits'.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:38 | Link to Comment tunnelvizn
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Perhaps the verb should be "to Cyp" .  See similar "to Zip" to reduce in size . 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Satan
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Corzine
/?korzeen/
Verb
Take or seize (someone's property) without authority.
Take (a possession, esp. cash funds )as a penalty and give it to the private treasury.
Synonyms
seize - impound - sequestrate - sequester - condemn - screw

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:54 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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They were Corzined! An Entire country!

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  The central planners think they have every 'contingency' covered, and it's always some seemingly small Black Swan event like this that blows everything up.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:54 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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I'm not buying it Yen. A black swan happens on a tuesday morning when Melissa Lee gets trampled by a bunch of traders mad dashing it off the trading floor before the screen goes black and the emergency broadcast system kicks in.

This was calculated, planned and manufactured. they want a certain result and are going to make sure they get it. 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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    I'm not sure the $ gets the boost that people think. I think gold and the metals will get a nice pop up. The dollar has been strong on the back of equity market strength. It's going to to be interesting to see how this thing unfolds.

    I'm sure you are correct about the the planning, and calculation parts to some degree. Based on what I've learned from Greece, Spain, Italy, these things can get out of hand in a hurry. When you add the all of the factors together it's pretty scary.

 

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:53 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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YC, I just popped over to a site and got some Au; I think you may be right.

It's still cheaper than a while back.

Now I'll wait for the markets to open.

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Update:

Bad news, the shipment crashed into the ocean. All is lost.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment TheProphet
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You have it exactly backwards. The dollar will get a boost from the run into Treasuries. If the S&P falls, gold will fall with it as large investors either move to raise cash to cover short debts, or to prep to buy the dip.

Either way, the explosive move for gold you see in the offing is just so much wishful thinking.

This said, if contagion begins to spread, and if the ATM stories in Italy are accurate, then get some powder dry, when gold dips, there will be a chance to get in.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Hughing
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The ECB/IMF types knew this would happen, that's why they agreed to close the banks Monday during the Friday meeting. It may be odiuos by design: let litle sh*t Cyprus go Iceland. The Cypriot dongleberry opens @ 1000 to One Euro and the Russians have the run of the place, gas and all. But, the Russians have to fund themselves. If you were Putin would you pay Brussels 10B Euros for Cyprus?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment CuttingEdge
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If you were Putin would you pay Brussels 10B Euros for Cyprus?

 

Hmm...when you are about t lose a strategically important base for naval affairs in the Med (Syria going tits up) Cyprus might be cheap at €10b....

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:55 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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but that little Jewess Mila Kunis told me to get into stawcks

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment squid virtuous
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I had to wikipedia that one, another amazing coincidence

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Non Passaran
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The miserable bigot with a Nazi name is back... 

But it's easier to bear as markets are crashing. Otherwise on an up day it'd slightly bother me.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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The Onion, right?

I mean, whoin their right mind...

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Racer
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S&P open down 30? Nah, they will just get the PPT in early for work instead

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:38 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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They can't effect much after the huge loss from sequester.... 2%? Right ?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 19:30 | Link to Comment Law97
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S&P futures down 1.1% already and still dropping.

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 14:56 | Link to Comment mayhem
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I just went to the ATM to show my support! Going to invest in tequilla... liquid Gold!

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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i buy 2 cases of Bourbon every month......and i always hear the guys in the back laugh when i walk out the door

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 17:29 | Link to Comment css1971
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Now, that is a superb way to invest for the apocalypse. Though I recommend you get the best Scotch you can find for yourself. Think of it as gold vs silver.

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