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Cyprus President To Rehn: "I Told You Tax Wouldn't Pass. Regards To Mrs Merkel"

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Update: German chancellor, Cypriot president discussed Cyprus rescue, official says. Merkel told Anastasiades that Cyprus can negotiate on rescue     package only with troika: official.

To say that the tensions within the European "Union" are getting unbearable would be an understatement.

First, courtesy of Reuters, we get a detailed narrative of what happened before this Saturday's announcement of a deposit levy, where we learn that the deposit confiscation was initially Joerg Asmussen's idea, and we also learn that Atanasiades stormed out in anger when he learned what was about to happen.

Under a promise which still appears on the website of the Central Bank of Cyprus, deposits in its banks are insured up to 100,000 euros. Cyprus has about 30 billion euros in insured deposits, a large amount for a country of just 1 million people.

 

But because of its status as an offshore financial hub for foreigners - including large numbers of rich Russians - it also has 38 billion euros in uninsured deposits in bigger accounts.

 

Cyprus could have offered full protection to those with insured deposits up to 100,000 euros and still reached the 5.8 billion euro target by taxing uninsured deposits at a rate above 15 percent

 

According to three sources, European Central Bank board member Joerg Asmussen and euro zone finance ministers' representative Thomas Wieser had worked on a plan that would require just that - a high levy on only uninsured deposits.

 

But when the plans were presented to Anastasiades, several participants said, he balked at any suggestion that uninsured depositors should pay more than 10 percent.

 

Since his limit meant uninsured depositors would pay no more than 3.8 billion euros, those with small savings would have to pony up the other 2 billion euros.

 

The meeting was contentious, participants say. Schaeuble, Dutch Finance Minister Jeroen Dijsselbloem and negotiators for the ECB, EU and International Monetary Fund broke off several times to talk separately with the Cypriots. Other ministers hung around in the corridors, playing games on their mobile phones.

 

In the early hours of Saturday morning, Dijsselbloem, who serves as head of the euro zone minister's group, proposed that uninsured depositors pay 12.5 percent, a level which would require insured depositors to pay only 3.5 percent or so.

 

Anastasiades stormed out of the meeting in anger. He returned only when senior negotiators told him that if he left, Cyprus would have to default and shut its banks altogether.

 

Finally he agreed to the levy, but insisted on capping the fee for uninsured depositors at no more than 9.9 percent.

 

Exhausted officials did the sums. To raise the other 2 billion, insured Cypriot depositors with small accounts would have to pay a 6.75 percent levy on their savings. The deal was done.

Turns out it wasn't. Moments ago Kathimerini reported what happened later today, after as we first reported it became clear that the Cypriot parliamentary majority had swung against the deal, and shows that the bad blood between the Cypriot leader and Germany's Merkel is now boiling:

Cypriot President Nicos Anastasiades held a telephone conversation with European Economic and Monetary Affairs Commissioner Olli Rehn on Monday night to inform him that there might not be enough parliamentary support for a deposit tax on the island.

 

Cypriot MPs were due to debate on Tuesday a tax on deposits but it looks like Anastasiades will not be able to get enough votes to approve the one-off levy, which was decided at Eurogroup meeting in the early hours of Saturday.

 

Anastasiades is also reported to have spoken to German MEP Elmar Brok, a member of Chancellor Angela Merkel’s CDU party who is close to the German leader.

 

According to Mega TV, Anastasiades is reported to have said to Rehn and Brok: “When I warned you that there would not be a parliamentary majority to pass the agreement, you didn’t want to listen. Give my regards to Mrs Merkel.”

We eagerly wait to hear back what message Frau Merkel has for the Cypriot leader now that the entire plan to punish Russian billionaires and generate political brownie points for Angie come September, while in the process using innocent Cypriot savers as collateral damage, is about to fall apart.

Incidentally, why is any of this happening? Because a few rich eurocrats have decided that this is what is "fair."

They know best...

 

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Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:47 | 3345054 Kelley
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Is anyone anywhere reporting how much of a bank run this Cyprus affair is having on other Euro banks outside of Cyprus?

Are the people of Greece, Italy, Spain, etc pulling their personal deposits in reaction to this story? If so how much?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:49 | 3345069 Cangoroo
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No bank run. Vested interests. 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:54 | 3345091 Kelley
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The average Greek, Italian or Spaniard has no vested interest in the welfare of the Central bankers - only in their own small to medium deposits.

Are those poeple yanking their money out?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:11 | 3345161 Cangoroo
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Well they can feel free to leave the Euro

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:28 | 3345213 Die Weiße Rose
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They can't withdraw any of their Money...

The Banks are on Orthodox Shrove Monday (Greece)

and St. Patrick's Holiday in the rest of the world.

but they can try again later, much later...

once the Banks feel it's safe to open...

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:40 | 3345260 OccupyTVstations
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No bank run in Spain today

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/mar/18/eurozone-crisis-cyprus-ba...

The Guardian headlines it like it's a big relief... then you read the first sentence:

A public holiday in Spain on Monday prevented savers worried by the Cypriot bailout from rushing to their banks...

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:46 | 3345059 Catullus
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Spin.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:50 | 3345073 gwar5
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It is all a blatant violation of Cypriot and EU banking and tax laws, anyway. WTF were these criminal asswipes even thinking? They never had, nor do they now have, any authority to even do what they did and try to blackmail Cyprus Pols into this.

 

But nice try boys, at trying to grant yourselves new unholy powers that you were never given, for good reason. If the EU is really this desperate then it deserves to die a slow painful death. RIP EU.  

Obama treats the US Constitution and rule of law in America same way and it doesn't work. As soon as everybody sees the people at the top going gangsta, it is a license for millions of everybody else to go nuts. And they will. And they are.

Violent urban flash mobs fighting at Chicago & New York ATMs when the Obama's 'banker holidays' hit the USA will be MRAP-worthy sights to behold.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:51 | 3345081 Melin
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A fine tale of dramatic emotions and tensions among thieves.  What of the victims?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:57 | 3345110 Cangoroo
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Victims? There are no victims in this game. Well yes, the European taxpayer is a victim if this criminal country is bailed out. Should be renamed Cyprus Sucks.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:55 | 3345104 Black Markets
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Fresh shipments of polonium are heading to Berlin as we speak.

The Reichstag about to become a cancer village?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:58 | 3345115 Cangoroo
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Wrong address, send it to Paris.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:03 | 3345139 Die Weiße Rose
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again Tyler Durden and Zero Hedge are doing

an excellent Job getting straight to the very cause

of the problem.

Fact is, Banks are now more weak and more corrupted than before the Global financial crisis of 2008

and they are now holding even more Junk bonds on their books, classed and marked as secure AA, or even AAA,

hoping all the while to be bailed out by some Idiot working Tax-payers deposits and Life-savings,

just so the 100% guaranteed Gambling Casinos can continue their rip-off scams they shamelessly call "banking".

Deposit taking banks is what traditional banking should be.

This should be seperate from any risky investment banking, or Junk Bond trading etc.

Obviously banks have remembered all the scams that led up to the GFC and Lehmann in 2008,

but have done NOTHING since than, to become safe Institutions for the average citizen,

who trustingly deposit their savings and hard earned cash into a savings-account with the 100% guaranteed "Bank".

They would have gotten better odds at the local Pawn-shop.

Banks need to be reformed and split into 100% guaranteed deposit-holding banks,

and others like Goldman Sachs, that want to take part in high risk casino trading,

by dealing in Junk Bonds and expecting double digit returns, while at the same

time hoping for bail-outs when the shit hits the fan !

Banks should be Banks and Hedge-funds like Goldman Sachs should be Hedge-funds

and rated as such!

If they hold Junk, they take the full risk, theres no bail-out!

Junk-bond holders and Hedgefunds are NOT Banks.

Stop bailing out Junkbond holders and Hedgefunds

that call themselves "Banks".

They are Casinos -

Banks are supposed to be safe for deposit holders !

but NOT if they are backed by Junk assets marked to some Idiots fantasy

and hopeum of more tax-payer funded bail-outs, via their hard-earned deposits.

This is just fucked and it is high time we put a stop to this bullshit!

I don't even know why we are still talking about this shit.

wr;)


Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:16 | 3345176 Black Markets
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Why don't they just PLAY THE FUCKING RULES.

When a bank is insolvent let it fail. Share the losses as follows.

1). If there is any equity value, the shareholders take 100% of the write down.

2). If all the equity is worthless, bondholders take 100% of the write down.

3). If all the equity and all the bonds are worthless (worth zero), then depositor take 100% of the write down. But depositors are then recapitalized via the respective SovX Market.

DO NOT SKIP STEP 2). JUST BECAUSE THE BONDHOLDERS ARE GERMAN. THEIR BANKS BOUGHT THIS SHIT, THEIR BANKS ARE ON THE HOOK FOR THE BONDS.

Why are they trying to fuck about with seniority?

Why open a savings account when corporate bonds are being treated as more senior to deposits!

It's a total cluster fuck. It's coming apart at the seams.

THERE ARE NO RULES ANY MORE.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:31 | 3345224 goldenbuddha454
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If we could apply those rules to the last 30 years worth of banking woes, we'd be lightyears ahead of where we are now.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:08 | 3345333 SKY85hawk
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Reinstate Glass-Stegall.  Isn't that what helped send Keating to jail in the S&L crisis of 198x?

Glass-Stegal was done to protect the people from scurrilous bone-head bankers that only shoot for the moon with Other-Peoples-Money!

Oh yeah, the politicians that allowed these travesties are TBTF (Too Bought To Function),  duhhhhhh.

 

Stop talking about new legislation and reactivate that which is proven to be effective!

 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:17 | 3345556 howenlink
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Don't you get it?  We have lost the rule of law.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:30 | 3345601 McNooder
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You've just put your finger on it. How many rules can you change before you destroy the confidence in a rules-based system? We're going to find out. 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:08 | 3345331 SKY85hawk
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Reinstate Glass-Stegall.  Isn't that what helped send Keating to jail in the S&L crisis of 198x?

Glass-Stegal was done to protect the people from scurrilous bone-head bankers that only shoot for the moon with Other-Peoples-Money!

Oh yeah, the politicians that allowed these travesties are TBTF (Too Bought To Function),  duhhhhhh.

 

Stop talking about new legislation and reactivate that which is proven to be effective!

 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:51 | 3346060 css1971
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Well if you want bailment banks, you have to pay them to hold your money.

Otherwise it's not your money and they loan it out 10 -> 30 times. Even with Glass/Stegall the fractional reserve system is unstable. This has been the law since 1830something.

If you want it safe do something else with it, buy a safe & put it in. Sounds to me like you are crying because you can't have your cake and eat it too.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:03 | 3345140 MFLTucson
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Unelected trash vs. elected trash.  No differnece!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:13 | 3345170 Debugas
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key point is political - Merkel did not want to bail out russian depositors and now she tells cypriots not to negotiate with russian but with troika only ?

What a joke

LMAO

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:18 | 3345182 Black Markets
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Merkel has signed her own death warrant this week.

Stiffing over Russian super villains? Is she fucking stupid or what?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:27 | 3345208 Cangoroo
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No, because Putin wants the same. And believe me, a couple of thousands tanks are more powerful that these super villains. They are in for a winter holiday in Siberia.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:39 | 3345244 smacker
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Interesting point.

So far we've assumed that Merkel's actions in Cyprus have angered 'the Russians'. But if it's only the oligarchs and she's still on good terms with Putin, that may explain a thing or two. Perhaps she is planning to dump the EZ and look towards Moscow for Germany's future. She speaks fluent Russian.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:45 | 3345272 Cangoroo
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Yes, do you think Putin is happy about Russian money going to a tax haven? He benefits most. The oligarchs are not Mr. Putin's closest friends. Well it depends on their behaviour. But generally Putin prefers Russian money under his supervision. 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:55 | 3345302 smacker
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Yeah...the separation between Putin and the oligarchs is important and makes a lot of sense. Because there are rumours around that Merkel is planning something ahead of her re-election campaign in September. It may be, just may be, to pull Germany out of the EZ. If that happened, she'd need a big friend somewhre to sell BMWs/Audis to because Germany's name will be mud in Europe. Putin's Russia may be that friend.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:40 | 3345630 Non Passaran
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The money won't end up under his supervision anyway.
If it by some chance does (however unlikely), it'll be less than it'd be without the partial confiscation.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:59 | 3346067 DirkDiggler11
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Putin's whole angle during this game is to get Russian money back into and under the control of Russia. It's that simple.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:26 | 3345763 MS7
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Perhaps Putin tricked her by saying-- I've got your back. And then he didn't. And perhaps he got control of natural gas in Cyprus as a result of Merkel's plan backfiring? Or perhaps he just liked to have a little fun with those EU bureaucrats?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:32 | 3345225 Cangoroo
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Russia isa  member of the IMF and thus a member of the Troika

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:26 | 3345207 TNTARG
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Make yourselves and yours happy, my friends!

The only money secured is the one you spend for you and yours! All the rest, including properties, they can take it all from you by force.

Sex and drugs and rock'nd roll bitchezzzz!!!!! /sarc... Almost.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:38 | 3345249 kw2012
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Someone has been dumping gold and continues to dump gold to keep it artificially low IMHO. Any guesses who? Fine by me. I'm broke, but the longer it stays low, the longer it gives me to by some, even if it's only an ounce.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:57 | 3345306 StarTedStackin'
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Why Au and not Ag?

 

 

The GS Ratio is 3.75 x historical average.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:37 | 3345620 Non Passaran
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55:1 is the usual ratio and that's exactly what it is today.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 01:30 | 3345909 moonstears
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Broaden your timeline by 1000 years and you've gonna see approx 15.5 to 1. I think that's what was meant, by Ted.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:35 | 3346046 css1971
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abundance_of_elements_in_Earth%27s_crust

The abundance in the earth is somewhere between 19:1 and 63:1. What you get out  depends on how economic it is to extract, beginning with the most abundant.

I swap everything to silver if the gold/silver price ratio gets above 60. Otherwise might as well just hold gold for saving.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:41 | 3345264 NOTfromSanFrancisco
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What we are seeing here is incredible, but not surprising. Readers of ZH have been following events in this blog long enough to know that more and more cracks in the world financial system would become apparent. Some intellectuals have been predicting the collapse for years and it has yet to happen. Other intellectuals say that everything is under control and we are on the road to recovery. I did use the second "intellectuals" here very loosly. I agree with the first, even though I know that timing such events is near impossible.

We live in a cause and effect world and I am also of the opinion that we, the world, are going to experience some effects that will devastate and destroy individuals and countries alike. Please prepare accordingly...

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:46 | 3345277 Jim in MN
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Deeper and deeper and steeper and steeper.

The lip of the cliff was loooong ago.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:47 | 3345280 lindaamick
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Maybe the current financial situations in some of the Euro countries were nearing explosion with more bailouts required soon and Cyprus is going to be the example of all citizens losing their life savings when the banking system goes down DUE to the people "causing it" via bank runs.

The thinking of the troika being that the other PIIG countries will decide to accept the European union's dictates out of a greater level of fear. 

After all, polls still report that a large percentage of citizens want to remain with the euro. 

Honestly, people are going to have to grow a backbone and be willing to take what comes otherwise it is slave status for most.  At least rebellion might yield more dignity than slavery.

 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:54 | 3345296 Cangoroo
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No they can always return to the Cyprus pound. Then they are free to print whatever they like to print.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:50 | 3345288 knicks3005
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Here are a few more pieces of the puzzle that are staring us in the face. last week, yahoo had a news article about the govt. being able to check everyone's bank accounts here in the U.S., now this type of thing happening over in Cyprus. these 2 things put together seem to have a correlation with one another. then figure in the vicious attack on our 2nd amendment rights to defang the public at large, seems to be a concoction of a toxic mixtures. they are preparing for a failure on a grand scale here in the U.S. and the govt. is preparing to gun us down if we try to uprise against it, i.e. the purchase of 2 billion rnds of ammo, 2700 pieces of heavy equipt., 17,000 machine guns for homeland security, they started gearing up and supplying the FEMA camps last year, if anyone cares to check out that on the govt. website(they put bids out for the various supplies for the camps specifically). this is so simple of a puzzle, though it astounds me that so many still can't see. it is like one of those wooden puzzles you buy for your 2 yr. old, extremely simple for most adults to figure out, but a bit difficult for the 2 yr. old.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:51 | 3345290 riskon.then.riskoff
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odds of closing gap in EURUSD  look attractive from here.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:51 | 3345805 Die Weiße Rose
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closing the EURUSD gap should have happened long ago.

however Bernanke won't let that happen, since the Feds last bit of advantage left is:

Zirp and Twist and devaluing the USD below all else in the last attempt

to sell overpriced Apples and White Elephants like the F35 Lightning that can't fly near a Thunderstorm,

and Boeings that can't fly because the batteries are too hot....

so what's left ?

Attack Syria and Iran, and in the meantime bugger thy Neighbours in the hope

they buy some more crap they never wanted.

bugger thy Neighbour will keep the USD 20% lower than anything else....forever

to help export inflation ( cost of Fuel,Food,Energy) to other Countries.

That's why Bernanke will keep the USD at Zirp forever...

that's what Bernanke's protectionism and the race to the bottom is all about.

Bernanke has got nothing else left except 17 trillion USD in Debt Obligations,

he bought off himself.

Bugger thy Neighbour is Bernankes last card.

So he keeps on buggering his Neighbours...

far and wide, including the poor Chinese.

wr;)

 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:52 | 3345293 StarTedStackin'
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Take from the makers and give to the takers...........

 

 

 

Global Hoax and Chains!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:22 | 3345751 Monedas
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"Make it .... or take it !" .... sung to the tune of "take it or leave it" !

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:55 | 3345303 virgilcaine
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The Cyprus peoples are a proud peoples? 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 20:58 | 3345309 Cangoroo
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I hope so, starting with their own currency will make them free. 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:00 | 3345314 Miss Expectations
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From the mid eighteen hundreds to the founding of Israel, Cyprus was viewed by such notables as Benjamin Disraeli (Britain's first Jewish Premiere) to Theodor Herzl as a possible colony for Diaspora Jews because of its proximity to Palestine. It was repeatedly considered as a potential homeland by early Zionists until their dream of a Jewish state in Palestine was realized.

When I finished reading the book, it was the middle of the night. I turned off my reading light and drifted off to sleep, content in the knowledge that there had been a significant Jewish presence on Cyprus for perhaps three thousand years even though, at the present time, there were few sites and little remaining to show for it.

Postscript:

I am happy to report that since my visit the Chabad community has been very active. A Jewish Community Center has been established, with the first and only synagogue in Cyprus. There is also a mikvah, a Jewish school and a tourist center. There are services on Friday evening and on Saturday morning. Kosher food and catering are available. There is a weekly Torah class on Wednesday evenings. For complete information see: www.jewishcyprus.com  

http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/746303/jewish/A-Jewish-Det...

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:59 | 3345464 newengland
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This narrative will not do for the United States of America whose jews came here long before zionism was founded by the money grubbing Rothschilds/Bauer of Germany who funded socialism, communism, fascism: the world's biggest killing machine.

Zionism might be right for Europeans and others. Their choice. It is irrelevant for the USA, the people of the Tora and Bible.

Putin is a patriot, and I hope he will do what is right for his country, against the wishes of the Russian mafia, and gangster banksters.

Cyprus took Russian money, and now it must choose.

No one knows country more than an honest soldier.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:46 | 3345649 willwork4food
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Yes, but an honest soldier is as rare as an honest politician.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:26 | 3345758 newengland
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We must agree to disagree on that point.

No one loves country more than a man who will and does die for it, right or wrong.

Politicians talk. Soldiers do. Voters whine.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:06 | 3345316 yogibear
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Merkel:

Ja, es geht kaput.

English:

Yes, It goes kaput.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:02 | 3345319 They Tried to S...
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Something VERY IMPORTANT is MISSING here.

Why would smart, clever and very rich Russian Oligoths put more than 100,000 in individual accounts in insolvent banks whose stocks trade at .5 cents even before all this?

 

It doesnt make sense......During the S&L Crisis people had to make decisions which banks to  purchase "INSURED"
 CD's knowing that it's possible these banks would go under and have to wait a year before the insurance money would come back....

 

THis makes no sense..... 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:15 | 3345344 Cangoroo
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It made a lot of sense for them. Because Brussels usually tends to rescue every broken bank in the universe. Given higher interest rates there virtually was no risk. As it seems now, maybe there is some risk. If gamma omega 7 starts to cry, Mr. Rehn we are in the Euro, we have the Euro we are broken, no doubt that Mr. Rehn will launch a rocket loaded with a couple of billion Euros. Guess where he holds his banks accounts? Planet gamma omega 7 is a good bet.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:27 | 3345386 One eyed man
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Possible reasons:

1. Some Cyprus banks were paying interest rates of up to 12.5% for large deposits.

2. To get the best interest rates required a deposit agreement of typically 5 years. Some of the money may have gone in as much as 5 years ago when people were much less concerned about Cyprus bank solvency.

3. People may have been gambling on an EU bailout.

4. 100,000 eu may be just pocket change for some of these guys.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:46 | 3345437 newengland
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Clearly, you do not understand the Russian mobsters. Cyprus is the money laundering place of all Russian money post 'glasnost','perestroika', and all the other bull$hit words used by rootless cosmopolitans: zionists, founded in Germany among its biggest moneychanger: Rothchild, formerly Bauer. 

Yeah. Look at that name: Bauer, Rothschild and the Trilateral Commission which buys warmonger politicians like Kissinger, and boys like O'bomba and Bush.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:32 | 3345776 Seer
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"Cyprus is the money laundering place of all Russian money"

When one takes one's shirt to the cleaners, to the "laundry," does one LEAVE it there after it's washed?

Laundering is the mechanism for conversion.  You put "F" in and you get "C" out.  Some of the value assigned to "F" gets kept at the "cleaners," but the "C" doesn't hang around at the "cleaners."

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:54 | 3345810 newengland
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Putin is a patriot for his country, in my opinion. He will do what is required for his country. This is the way of honest leaders.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:55 | 3345811 newengland
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Putin is a patriot for his country, in my opinion. He will do what is required for his country. This is the way of honest leaders. Negotiation with others.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:56 | 3345488 mendigo
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That is an interesting point.
My thought is that it must be that as something like illicit accounts it must have been too involved to manage many accounts?
So if the deal has in fact fallen through potentially they are looking at serious trim.
Was the deal essentially intended to fall though. Hard to imagine that is the case as it exposed the would be perpetrators as smucks. But they tried to hide behind the fact that they left it to a popular vote as if eveything is ok when 51% of the population accepts it.

So I guess the bullish view as: At least the deal fell through now can we all go back to the party.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:20 | 3345846 Die Weiße Rose
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smart, clever and very rich Russian Oligarchs did not put their money into deposits,

however they used some of their money from their Cyprus accounts to buy Greek Junk bonds,

in the hope that they then would be bailed out out by the ECB and IMF in the very likely event

of a Cyprus default threat (as was the case with Greece) which triggered a bail-out.

Those Hedgefunds that had bought into Greek Bonds cheaply made a killing

in a very short time and no doubt some " oligarchs" were rushing in to get some

borscht with Bratwurst .

However this time, all that's left in the bottom of the barrel

is Austerity and Sauerkraut.

wr;)

 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:27 | 3345389 swanpoint
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Problem solved.. futures green:

S&P 500 +3.20

DOW JONES +23.00

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:34 | 3345411 newengland
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Problem solved: the Cypriot calamity is the opening gambit for negotiation over gas claims offshore.

Ordinary Cypriots were so busy counting their money from the Russian oligarch money in their midst  that they ignored bigger issues.  Now,, they will lose their land, resources. Pets. I have no sympathy for their cynical calculations.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:31 | 3345403 syntaxterror
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Surely Bankster Ben would have made unlimited loans to these idiots. Did anyone bother to ask?

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:38 | 3345422 newengland
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He did. It's called swops. Do pay attention.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:31 | 3345405 RottenAlpha
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This is all bananas......

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:14 | 3345431 chindit13
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There's as yet no Minsky to quantify "the moment", but we need one to define when the ratio of banks deposits/GDP makes the bank system vulnerable (because some banker/borrower will do something woefully stupid with the excess).  Cyprus has a GDP somewhere short of $25 billion, but had combined insured/uninsured deposits of nearly $70 billion.  Imagine trying to get a yield on that total, then calculate what the GDP growth rate would have to be to help earn the vig.

Recall Iceland had lured foreign deposits to the tune of 10x Iceland's GDP, which is now the standard for absolute guaranteed failure.  All that cash sloshing around, enticed by a high yield, needs to outperform the promised yield, and the only way to do that is to do something stupid.  Iceland ended up with a world class property bubble and ownership of a lot of external assets about which their new Icelandic owners hadn't a clue (Imagine Justin Bieber buying Intel, or Jamie Dimon loading up on CDX IG9).  Cyprus banks, among other things, invested in Greek sovereign debt.

Since Russia is so intimately involved in this, I'm going to coin this deposit/GDP problem area as the Chindit Country Choke Point, or CCCP.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:42 | 3345440 Atomizer
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A eurogroup spokesperson must have been lasered down to conform with theft.

 

U.S. Navy Laser Weapon Shoots Down Drone in Test .

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:50 | 3345468 fukidontknow
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Wow check out bitcoin surging!!!  if it's like this with Cyprus what's it going to do when Italy blows.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:03 | 3345518 mendigo
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Yeah and I was sure that bicoin was total BS.
Welcome to the matrix - virtual friends virtual sex virtual money your every word and transaction monitored it just keeps getting better

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:16 | 3345554 Paracelsus
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24 hour security cameras under Blackfriars bridge ,London,please.

Oh,and all depressed Cypriot bankers please leave a note.

And no cleaning pistols for the foreseeable future....

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:29 | 3345597 CitizenPete
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More justification for a ONE WORLD CURRENCY, which of course would fix everything in the "Great Reset" something your great grand kids will learn about remotely while a few of their injected RFID chips are being reprogramed en mass to show historical doctriniztion 7Un45r677 has been completed. 

 

Fear not, Choco rations are up! 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:34 | 3345607 honestann
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###  TO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE  ###

Get ALL your money out of banks and financial institutions while you still can.  They will simply find other ways to achieve the same results, and if your savings are held by ANY corporation, they will be stolen.  Whatever you do, don't assume you are now safe!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:58 | 3345678 Monedas
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"Loaning niggers money .... is not a good business plan !" .... Monedas   1929      Comedy Jihad Tellin' It Like It Is World Tour

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:12 | 3345720 notquantumdum
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Shouldn't it be more like, "loaning irresponsible sovereign governments with a somewhat strange alliance involving all promises and no delivery, is not a good business plan?"

'Nor, depositing in their banks!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:19 | 3345740 notquantumdum
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'"loaning to irresponsible sovereign"s, that is.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:28 | 3345757 Monedas
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Yeah, that what I meant, I use the word nigger in the generic post racial world sense !  I got my silver and my social suck direct deposit debit card .... that's it .... that's all I need !

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:12 | 3345721 Spigot
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Banks open (some indetermined future date) banks get run electronicly, as well as physically. Banks collapse. London and American banks get derivatives options calls, stuggle to raise funding, turn to Federal Reserve. More and more derivatives calls begin to flood London and NY counter-parties, the "markets" turn into pink mist vapor...in 1 hour.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 04:09 | 3346004 Awakened Sheeple
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Bingo. Bank runs in Europe can take down the global financial system in a heartbeat. Let's get it fucking over with already.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:21 | 3345748 Tunga
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Cyprus is not China. 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:46 | 3345873 Die Weiße Rose
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not yet

but it's next on the list...

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:23 | 3345752 Too Big 2
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From an earlier ZH post with the "USA" added for proper context:

Democracy is a fiction when no matter who you vote for, the banks and bondholders win control of the national income stream and private wealth. Democracy in Europe and the USA is a travesty of a mockery of a sham, an absurd play which is acted out as a form of blood-sport circus to distract the masses from their powerlessness and debt-serfdom.

Democracy is a fiction when the policies protecting banks and bondholders from losses remain in place regardless of which political party, coalition or politico is nominally in power.

The German and American taxpayers' private wealth is being expropriated via taxes to bail out core banks (too big to fail) and bondholders; how is this any different from the blatant expropriation of private assets in Cyprus?

It is only a difference in technique; the result is the same: the forced transfer of wealth from those who earned it from their labor -to banks and bondholders which in a truly capitalist economy would be immediately forced to absorb the losses of their leveraged, highly risky bets.

The ideological fiction of capitalism is dead in Europe and the USA. Capitalism is a fiction if capital that is placed at risk for a return cannot be lost. 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:31 | 3345770 notquantumdum
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It's a little concerning when even Noam Chomsky would appear to agree with your concerns regarding the privatization of profits with the simultaneous socialization of losses being a big part of, if not, the problem.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:42 | 3345784 Monedas
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All this PIGS austerity bluster .... is pure trial balloons .... they never follow through .... they always kick the can ! The Germans will work harder, retire later, die younger !    Mein hund hat mir ausgeleben ! ( My dog outlived me ! popular German epitaph )  Meine tochter hat ein Taliban geheiraten ! (My daughter married a Taliban !)

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 08:03 | 3346248 jhm
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Excuse me, Sir, but you obviously have no clue of neither of german linguistics nor german proverbs whatsoever, otherwise you would not state such complete nonsense. Neither of both citations you quoted above are valid.

My dog me outlived have ... my daughter an taliban has marrying ... oh yes, you know german and its grammar, one can see it instantly ...

 

 

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:53 | 3345796 Youri Carma
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Good piece , get’s ya up to date.

Anastasiades said to Rehn and Brok:

“When I warned you that there would not be a parliamentary majority to pass the agreement, you didn’t want to listen. Give my regards to Mrs Merkel.”

And then he said:

“It’s too bad she won’t live. But than again who does!?

(No he didn’t. That’s just my fantasy :) http://youtu.be/bAZqE2DnxUI )

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:56 | 3345813 notquantumdum
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'What a flic!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 23:54 | 3345809 Fix It Again Timmy
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Seriously, what burglar calls your home and tells you he is going to rob your house tomorrow - there is something fundamentally unsound with that approach, it has to be the child of severe desperation....

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:09 | 3345824 newengland
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Sheesh. How many times does this have to be pointed out to you people.

Central banks = central control= central agreement. One world government wannabes. Putin and others will comply.

Buy gold and silver, physical not paper.

The political theater and bank dramas are for amusement and diversion tactics.

Politics is showbiz for ugly people, and they get uglier every time they confiscate and wage war for their paymasters: the Zionists.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:08 | 3345832 Paul Thomason
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It's a bit naive to think that any gold currently privately held in banks won't be at least partially if not wholly confiscated.

Sad but true - history has a way of repeating.  

In fact, confiscating (stealng) gold by making it illegal to privately own gold and making amnesty returns worth only say $50 an ounce is much more socially palatable than stealing from the peasants bank accounts.  Once they get all the gold back then they can open the market again - simple.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:22 | 3345842 newengland
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Unlikely. 

A thief admires the one who won't give in, and they both proit.

In it to win it. The gold and silver market are tiny in sum, and huge in importance.

Pet.

Gold is the only thing to balance the losses of insolvent banks and governments. Gold is owned by the few, not the many sheeple.

It is more likely that gold and silver will be brought in by the Fed putting a price on it far beyond your imagining.

Gold 'in banks' is gone.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:20 | 3345847 Jim in MN
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Hey, no fair!  This is the wrong crisis!

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21840080

 18 March 2013 Last updated at 23:25 ET

Power failure hits Fukushima spent fuel ponds

A power failure at Japan's tsunami-hit Fukushima nuclear plant has affected cooling systems for spent fuel ponds. A statement from operator Tepco said the cause of the power failure, which began at 18:57 on Monday (09:57 GMT), was still being assessed.

The outage had hit ponds at reactors 1, 3 and 4, it said, but cooling to the reactors themselves was not affected. There was no immediate danger as it would take four days for the hottest pool to hit safety limits, Tepco said. "We are trying to restore power by then," Tokyo Electric Power Company (Tepco) spokesman Kenichi Tanabe said.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:27 | 3345852 newengland
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Sadly, Japan is the wasted state of the new world order experiment. Dead men walking.

Hey ho. O'bomba et al party on for the zionists, and their Nazi scientists brought to the West under 'Operation Paperclip'.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:36 | 3345861 Element
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Ironic. A power utility is going to try to restore power ... in four days ... to itself.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:42 | 3345869 dunce
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The deal was so stupid and doomed to failure that maybe it was just some kabuki dance to set up act two. What would be the next trick? Were they just trying to spook people next in line to hit the ATMs and measure the amount of panic. If i had money in the PIIGS banks, i would have ran , not walked to my nearest ATM.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 00:53 | 3345878 Atticus Finch
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You probably "would have run" also.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 02:44 | 3345954 MS7
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I heard on Greek radio one radio host offer a hypothesis about the method to Merkel's madness. It doesn't matter to her whether or not this passes Cyprus' parliament. The damage has been done. Now all the rich foreigners will take their money out of Cyprus' banks and put them in more secure locations, like German banks in Switzerland... Seems plausible, although there are probably better places to keep the money, I suppose... This theory would tend to support the answer of "evil" to that age old questions about EU leaders (among others)-- Are they stupid or evil?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:18 | 3346035 MrNude
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Check this article in hindsight:

http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-01-09/russian-%E2%80%9Cblack-m...

Seriously who even bothers with the MSM anymore, Tyler got all the plays covered.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:36 | 3346047 Youri Carma
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I get a pretty suspicious feeling that they will flush this whole Cyprus (or) deal trough the toilet as soon as possible. It’s too toxic in too many ways. First off Anastasiades will not be able to get enough votes to approve this blunt action.

But the EU and the IMF have shown their real undemocratic, authoritarian face now. The IMF is infamous for it’s crony capitalist, asset stripper way of dealings even worse than many hedge fund hyena’s. The EU got on the same bandwagon now.

What Joerg Asmussen, the initiator of this toxic confiscation plan, probably never realized is that he was sticking his hand in a bees-nest not just in a few ordinary private pockets. You know the ol spook’s saying: Once KGB always KGB.

A few unelected EU oligarchs bluntly try to steel private property of Cyprus citizens without any debate, legislation or Parliamentary agreement while that same property suppose to be protected. This will have a ripple effect throughout the world. The so-called unintended consequences of behaving like a dictator or doing unsavvy business.

The loss of confidence in the system over all when fleecing ordinary savers can’t be measured against short term motives in money or political feelings of revenge. That’s very short sighted way of doing political business. If it can be called ‘business’ at all.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:55 | 3346065 desirdavenir
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ok, so let's Cyprus deal on its own with the depositor guarantee it has provided. I am completely ok with that. Up to 100 000€ equates to 100% of Cyprus last year GDP, so probably a few hundred percents of next year GDP, and beyond that probably everything is lost. I promise I will try to shed one tear for the poor tax evaders who parked their money at 9% interest rate "risk free".

Big money is up against this as this "taxation" is the first step in years against all these states that provide shelter for tax evaders and mafias.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 06:15 | 3346073 Youri Carma
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And I am not the only one:

Cyprus crisis will soon blow over – John Dessauer says that crisis is overblown
18 March 2013
, by Mark Hulbert - Chapel Hill, N.C. (MarketWatch)
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/cyprus-crisis-will-soon-blow-over-2013-03-18

Excerpt:

The Cyprus banking crisis that over the weekend so agitated the markets will have largely blown over by later this week.

This relatively cheery outlook doesn’t mean he is absolving European and Cypriot central bankers of making a major miscalculation.

They are guilty of “just not getting it” in believing that a tax on Cyprus bank deposits wouldn’t risk precipitating a bank run not only in Cyprus but across the other weaker members of the European Monetary Union.

But, Dessauer continued, he has little doubt that those bankers over the weekend learned their lesson.

He’s confident that they will very soon come up with some other plan that bails out weak Cyprus banks without imposing a deposit tax or some other haircut on bank deposits.

Those central bankers now realize that the alternative to coming up with that solution is simply intolerable.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:38 | 3346049 r3phl0x
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Panzers or Polonium. Make your choice.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:44 | 3346053 The Bulb
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"What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!?!"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:45 | 3346054 Monedas
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Well, if we're going to open this thread up .... how about CNN saying Kirchener is hitting the Pope up for support against the Falkland Islanders .... what a slimy socialist bitch !

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:47 | 3346055 q99x2
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The degenerate scum cretins over at CNBC post the following headline:

Will Cyprus Derail Draghi's Good Work?

The fucker should be at nuremberg alongside Holder and locked up with Bernie Madoff Ben Bernanke and the Geitner. M'Fer. Lock that terrorist up in Gitmo for Christ's sake.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:59 | 3346066 Awakened Sheeple
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They should give him a cell with the London cabbie and put it on pay per view. I'd pay in silver to see that, lol.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 05:49 | 3346059 desirdavenir
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I call bullshit on this biased presentation !

Why don't ZH recall that deposits in Cyprus have a 3% to 9% interest rate ? 9% interest rate with no risk is too good to be true, and as always in this case, it wasn't true. There was a risk, and depositors accepted it. Now it seems that since the risk has materialised they have to be bailed out. Is this the new ZH line ? Bailing out investors who took too much risk ? As a european citizen, I don't agree that my money is employed for this. Already 10 billion € lending is too much, as I don't have any confidence in Cyprus (see the various articles on testosterone pit), but having no participation from the poor cyprus guys who have on average 40 000€ on their savings account (I don't have this in cash, to begin with) would make this inacceptable.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 06:23 | 3346076 DirkDiggler11
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I don't bank in Cyprus, so I'm not going to spout off a bunch of crap and talk out of my ass. Let me ask a basic question that I have not seen an answer to in the bounty of articles on ZH since Sat am on the banking situation in Cyprus:
Why are the banks in Cyprus insolvent ? Where did all of the money go that caused them to be insolvent in the first place?

In unraveling the tangled web of motives and to see through the smokescreen from the EU and the Russians to me this is a basic starting point.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 06:33 | 3346085 Global Hunter
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you forget that deposits up to 100,000 Euros were insured under a federal insurance program.  The precedent has been set, the deposit insurance in the western world and particularly EU member states in the eyes of its unelected oligarchs is meaningless. 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 07:16 | 3346154 smacker
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I challenge you to find one person who deposited savings and knew of, and accepted, a higher risk at a Cypriot bank in return for the higher interest rates you mention. I'm sure that for the vast majority, they were simply depositing their savings in a bank for safekeeping. Banks are safe places. Right?

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