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Ze Merkel Moustache?

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:32 | 3347693 Stackers
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Need some Democrats to start lecturing us about "toning down the rhetoric" now

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:33 | 3347702 Pladizow
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Remind me - What was the outcome the first time the Germans went up against the Russians?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:34 | 3347708 fuu
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Have they ever managed to beat the Russians?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:40 | 3347764 kralizec
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Russians are preparing.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a19_1361905919

I don't know what the Germans are doing.

I know our public school kids are taught to wet themselves in fear at even the shape or drawing of a gun.

Perhaps the German kids aren't as big a bunch of pussies as ours are. . .

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:43 | 3347797 knukles
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You didn't think this shit up on your own

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:54 | 3347863 krispkritter
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Not sure how accurate this is, but it would appear that New Zealand is going to try the bank 'tax bailout':

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA1303/S00306/national-planning-cyprus-st...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:01 | 3347926 The Big Ching-aso
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I had no idea there were so many dark brown middle-eastern looking people in Cyprus.   Wow, they're really phucked.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:17 | 3348038 Manthong
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“I got that goose zeroed in, but he ain’t got no head or wings..

or is that a swan?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:43 | 3348274 MieleBauknecht
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did you know it takes 3 hours to get  from cyprus to syria by boat?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 21:26 | 3350645 mjcOH1
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"Remind me - What was the outcome the first time the Germans went up against the Russians?"

Not so coincidentally, the same as the outcome the last 2 times they went up against the Americans.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:44 | 3347800 Looney
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Frau M-Urkel...

Did I doo dat?  ;-)

Looney

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:56 | 3347862 TruthInSunshine
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<Inhaling Deeply>

Can you smell what the rock has cookin' & the crooks have rockin'?

03-19 12:15: Market talk of a NY think tank report on Cyprus

Market talk of a NY think tank report on Cyprus - unconfirmed **UPDATED**

'Market talk’ – Signifies information that has not been formally tested through traditional journalistic channels and therefore is to be treated as unsubstantiated. Any interpretation of the talk is taken at the readers own risk and is a representation of the rumours within the market place and never generated by ourselves.

- The report is said to say that Cyprus' plan B is a disorderly default.

**LATEST - Can confirm from well placed contact that plan B will not be a Eurozone exit but a default is the end scenario should Cyprus fail to accept bailout terms.

 

This will be hugely CRM, CMG, LULU, ZNGA, F, JSDA, AMZN & PCLN positive as those constructive trust equities are the new safe havens of the world.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:57 | 3347844 Seb
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Odd disassembling procedure of a Kalashnikov performed by the girls. We were taught to first remove the magazine (only the boy with the red t-shirt and the next one who takes the rifle apart does that).

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:17 | 3348076 Oldballplayer
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I was taught to remove the mag, then clear the weapon.  That way you are not shooting the kid next in line at some point.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:02 | 3348825 Seb
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Yes, that is the reason (avoiding accidents) to remove the magazine first and then eject any cartridge that may have been in the chamber, before looking down the barrel.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:24 | 3348126 gaoptimize
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There were quite a few AK's that had fixed magazines and took "clips" of ammo.  Maybe those boys were given the ones with detachable magazines?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 21:16 | 3350604 mjcOH1
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"There were quite a few AK's that had fixed magazines and took "clips" of ammo"

We used to call those AKs SKSs.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:54 | 3347864 insanelysane
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I think the sequestration forces us to close our military bases in Germany and Italy.  The Germans will be standing there without any pants and parking lots full of unsold autos.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:49 | 3348310 debtor of last ...
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Empty clip. :-)

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:03 | 3348401 Lednbrass
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Depends on where you live I guess. I asked my high school junior son how many boys in his school own their own rifles or shotguns, he said that if there was one that doesn't (aside from a few northern scum transplants) he hasn't met them.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:41 | 3347781 zenmeister
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:49 | 3347830 onewayticket2
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Would john king at cnn apologize for this image? 

he apologized - on air - when a guest of cnn used the term "crosshair" in discussion.....what's sad is that liberals are trying to emulate this disaster in the EU as fast as possible.....sans the crosshair image, of course. 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:57 | 3347869 knukles
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Sure as shit they are... they're the one half the Big Party who openly takes on the Big Kahuna Global Internationalization of Grand Unified World Gubamnit Harmony, Justice, Fairness and Unassociated Feeliegood Nice Shit

Fucking morons.
Only difference is they sound dumber then the neo-cons... by a slim margin

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:56 | 3347885 fuu
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Fair enough. Although after reading that entire article I am not sure you can call that a German Victory. They broke the agreement and then lost the war. But fair enough.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:00 | 3348380 Lednbrass
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World War 1. Of course that was after they injected Lenin into Russia like a plague bacillus which didn't hurt.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 21:23 | 3350618 mjcOH1
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"Of course that was after they injected Lenin into Russia like a plague bacillus which didn't hurt."

Over the teeth and through the gums.   Look out stomach .... here it cums.

 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:33 | 3348650 BlackVoid
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Yes in WW1 they beat them totally.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:45 | 3347793 Ghordius
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2:0 for Germany, the first time. first they beated them soundly on the battlefield and then they infiltrated Lenin to do the rest

too bad it wasn't a game of football (I know, you don't call it so)

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:47 | 3347815 CrashisOptimistic
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The difference this time is only one side has oil.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:52 | 3347857 Ghordius
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and NatGas. we europeans love NatGas. our pipelines are extending like tentacles over the whole Old World landmass to quench our thirst for NatGas

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:16 | 3348063 somecallmetimmah
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I've got your natural gas right here, buddy...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:51 | 3347848 hannah
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the russians dont need to be 'beat by the germans'...the russians slaughter themselves.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:58 | 3347901 milanitaly
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Mario Balotelli is waiting for the next match. Easy to fight against cypro.

V for revenge.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:14 | 3348053 somecallmetimmah
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Untold millions of Russian dead on the eastern front followed shortly by the collapse of the Russian Empire?  Is that the 'first time' you're referring to?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:02 | 3348392 Crash Overide
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World War II never ended.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:15 | 3348055 NEOSERF
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Even better, let's have a pre-release of Q1 GDP showing it is up 4% and get those algos refocused on the real prize.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:30 | 3348175 Cow
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oZtPK6hqLU

Jeffrey Sachs gets smacked down by Hugh Hendry - never get tired of watching Sachs make a fool of himself

Professor "why don't you watch your rhetoric" Sachs

 

 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:36 | 3347701 BaBaBouy
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VEER IZ Tze GOLTH ???

Ve VANT Your GOLTH ...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:37 | 3347740 Stoploss
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NO TE UNTEIL HE SEINZ ZE PAPERZ!!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:38 | 3347749 aint no fortuna...
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Ze Merkel Trimmed Pubies

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:55 | 3347865 JOYFUL
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Fantasy Island

Da plane. Da plane Boss!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:57 | 3347895 resurger
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hahahaha

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:27 | 3347642 ZeroPoint
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No explanation needed.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:28 | 3347645 Scro
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What comes around goes around.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:35 | 3347721 TheSilverJournal
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Maybe in a story book, but in reality, deserve has nothing to do with it. Besides, it's not Merkel's fault, it's the system's fault. It's the people's fault and it's the ideas and way of life they have subjected themselves too's fault. Remove Merkel an another puppet takes her place. Take away the government's control over the printing press and then you'll actually change something as the government will no longer have the ability to easily siphon so many resources.. If you really want to make the world a better place, withdraw your cash from the bank, sell every bond you have, stop paying the mortgage on your house, stop paying your credit card bills, and buy silver.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:39 | 3347758 Kaiser Sousa
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damn right!

how many times do you have to say before the shit sinks in??????

my guess is over and over, and over and over....

by then for most its gonna be way too late...

but keep sayin what your sayin...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:01 | 3347928 angel_of_joy
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It IS Merke'l fault for trying to defend and perpetuate the system !

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:22 | 3348111 TheSilverJournal
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Along with every other politician, anyone that would be allowed to take her spot, anyone that buys a government bond, anyone that has a government job, anyone that has a mortgage, anyone that has a bank account, anyone that is in favor of government programs, anyone that supports the government backing the banking system (and therefore supports depositors not losing their money), anyone that supports the government backing mortgages, anyone not willing to accept a 75% decline in housing, anyone that supports entitlements. Get it?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:28 | 3347650 richard in norway
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The crosshairs are in the wrong place

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