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Cyprus Caption Contest

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/19/2013 12:26 -0400

Ze Merkel Moustache?

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:29 | 3347641 Squishi

http://img.ly/system/uploads/007/038/405/large_upload.jpg

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:32 | 3347693 Stackers

Need some Democrats to start lecturing us about "toning down the rhetoric" now

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:33 | 3347702 Pladizow

Remind me - What was the outcome the first time the Germans went up against the Russians?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:34 | 3347708 fuu

Have they ever managed to beat the Russians?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:40 | 3347764 kralizec

Russians are preparing.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a19_1361905919

I don't know what the Germans are doing.

I know our public school kids are taught to wet themselves in fear at even the shape or drawing of a gun.

Perhaps the German kids aren't as big a bunch of pussies as ours are. . .

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:43 | 3347797 knukles

You didn't think this shit up on your own

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:54 | 3347863 krispkritter

Not sure how accurate this is, but it would appear that New Zealand is going to try the bank 'tax bailout':

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA1303/S00306/national-planning-cyprus-st...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:01 | 3347926 The Big Ching-aso

I had no idea there were so many dark brown middle-eastern looking people in Cyprus. Wow, they're really phucked.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:17 | 3348038 Manthong

“I got that goose zeroed in, but he ain’t got no head or wings..

or is that a swan?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:43 | 3348274 MieleBauknecht

did you know it takes 3 hours to get from cyprus to syria by boat?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 21:26 | 3350645 mjcOH1

"Remind me - What was the outcome the first time the Germans went up against the Russians?"

Not so coincidentally, the same as the outcome the last 2 times they went up against the Americans.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:44 | 3347800 Looney

Frau M-Urkel...

Did I doo dat? ;-)

Looney

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:56 | 3347862 TruthInSunshine

Can you smell what the rock has cookin' & the crooks have rockin'?

03-19 12:15: Market talk of a NY think tank report on Cyprus

Market talk of a NY think tank report on Cyprus - unconfirmed **UPDATED**

'Market talk’ – Signifies information that has not been formally tested through traditional journalistic channels and therefore is to be treated as unsubstantiated. Any interpretation of the talk is taken at the readers own risk and is a representation of the rumours within the market place and never generated by ourselves.

- The report is said to say that Cyprus' plan B is a disorderly default.

**LATEST - Can confirm from well placed contact that plan B will not be a Eurozone exit but a default is the end scenario should Cyprus fail to accept bailout terms.

This will be hugely CRM, CMG, LULU, ZNGA, F, JSDA, AMZN & PCLN positive as those constructive trust equities are the new safe havens of the world.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:57 | 3347844 Seb

Odd disassembling procedure of a Kalashnikov performed by the girls. We were taught to first remove the magazine (only the boy with the red t-shirt and the next one who takes the rifle apart does that).

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:17 | 3348076 Oldballplayer

I was taught to remove the mag, then clear the weapon. That way you are not shooting the kid next in line at some point.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:02 | 3348825 Seb

Yes, that is the reason (avoiding accidents) to remove the magazine first and then eject any cartridge that may have been in the chamber, before looking down the barrel.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:24 | 3348126 gaoptimize

There were quite a few AK's that had fixed magazines and took "clips" of ammo. Maybe those boys were given the ones with detachable magazines?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 21:16 | 3350604 mjcOH1

"There were quite a few AK's that had fixed magazines and took "clips" of ammo"

We used to call those AKs SKSs.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:54 | 3347864 insanelysane

I think the sequestration forces us to close our military bases in Germany and Italy. The Germans will be standing there without any pants and parking lots full of unsold autos.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:49 | 3348310 debtor of last ...

Empty clip. :-)

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:03 | 3348401 Lednbrass

Depends on where you live I guess. I asked my high school junior son how many boys in his school own their own rifles or shotguns, he said that if there was one that doesn't (aside from a few northern scum transplants) he hasn't met them.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:41 | 3347781 zenmeister

Technically speaking, yes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brest-Litovsk_Treaty

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:49 | 3347830 onewayticket2

Would john king at cnn apologize for this image?

he apologized - on air - when a guest of cnn used the term "crosshair" in discussion.....what's sad is that liberals are trying to emulate this disaster in the EU as fast as possible.....sans the crosshair image, of course.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:57 | 3347869 knukles

Sure as shit they are... they're the one half the Big Party who openly takes on the Big Kahuna Global Internationalization of Grand Unified World Gubamnit Harmony, Justice, Fairness and Unassociated Feeliegood Nice Shit

Fucking morons.
Only difference is they sound dumber then the neo-cons... by a slim margin

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:56 | 3347885 fuu

Fair enough. Although after reading that entire article I am not sure you can call that a German Victory. They broke the agreement and then lost the war. But fair enough.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:00 | 3348380 Lednbrass

World War 1. Of course that was after they injected Lenin into Russia like a plague bacillus which didn't hurt.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 21:23 | 3350618 mjcOH1

"Of course that was after they injected Lenin into Russia like a plague bacillus which didn't hurt."

Over the teeth and through the gums. Look out stomach .... here it cums.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:33 | 3348650 BlackVoid

Yes in WW1 they beat them totally.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:45 | 3347793 Ghordius

2:0 for Germany, the first time. first they beated them soundly on the battlefield and then they infiltrated Lenin to do the rest

too bad it wasn't a game of football (I know, you don't call it so)

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:47 | 3347815 CrashisOptimistic

The difference this time is only one side has oil.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:52 | 3347857 Ghordius

and NatGas. we europeans love NatGas. our pipelines are extending like tentacles over the whole Old World landmass to quench our thirst for NatGas

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:16 | 3348063 somecallmetimmah

I've got your natural gas right here, buddy...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:51 | 3347848 hannah

the russians dont need to be 'beat by the germans'...the russians slaughter themselves.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:58 | 3347901 milanitaly

Mario Balotelli is waiting for the next match. Easy to fight against cypro.

V for revenge.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:14 | 3348053 somecallmetimmah

Untold millions of Russian dead on the eastern front followed shortly by the collapse of the Russian Empire? Is that the 'first time' you're referring to?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:02 | 3348392 Crash Overide

World War II never ended.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:15 | 3348055 NEOSERF

Even better, let's have a pre-release of Q1 GDP showing it is up 4% and get those algos refocused on the real prize.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:30 | 3348175 Cow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oZtPK6hqLU

Jeffrey Sachs gets smacked down by Hugh Hendry - never get tired of watching Sachs make a fool of himself

Professor "why don't you watch your rhetoric" Sachs

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:36 | 3347701 BaBaBouy

VEER IZ Tze GOLTH ???

Ve VANT Your GOLTH ...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:37 | 3347740 Stoploss

NO TE UNTEIL HE SEINZ ZE PAPERZ!!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:38 | 3347749 aint no fortuna...

Ze Merkel Trimmed Pubies

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:55 | 3347865 JOYFUL

Fantasy Island

Da plane. Da plane Boss!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:57 | 3347895 resurger

hahahaha

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:27 | 3347642 ZeroPoint

No explanation needed.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:28 | 3347645 Scro

What comes around goes around.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:35 | 3347721 TheSilverJournal

Maybe in a story book, but in reality, deserve has nothing to do with it. Besides, it's not Merkel's fault, it's the system's fault. It's the people's fault and it's the ideas and way of life they have subjected themselves too's fault. Remove Merkel an another puppet takes her place. Take away the government's control over the printing press and then you'll actually change something as the government will no longer have the ability to easily siphon so many resources.. If you really want to make the world a better place, withdraw your cash from the bank, sell every bond you have, stop paying the mortgage on your house, stop paying your credit card bills, and buy silver.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:39 | 3347758 Kaiser Sousa

damn right!

how many times do you have to say before the shit sinks in??????

my guess is over and over, and over and over....

by then for most its gonna be way too late...

but keep sayin what your sayin...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:01 | 3347928 angel_of_joy

It IS Merke'l fault for trying to defend and perpetuate the system !

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:22 | 3348111 TheSilverJournal

Along with every other politician, anyone that would be allowed to take her spot, anyone that buys a government bond, anyone that has a government job, anyone that has a mortgage, anyone that has a bank account, anyone that is in favor of government programs, anyone that supports the government backing the banking system (and therefore supports depositors not losing their money), anyone that supports the government backing mortgages, anyone not willing to accept a 75% decline in housing, anyone that supports entitlements. Get it?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:28 | 3347650 richard in norway

The crosshairs are in the wrong place

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:55 | 3347873 earleflorida

what's the difference from the uk's, us, and greek archipelago's?... --obfuscating a`false 'taxonomy' dichotomy`!?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:07 | 3348857 Nobody For President

Two clicks up, three right

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:28 | 3347652 suteibu

In Russia, the target shoots you.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:38 | 3347748 Cursive

"This Is Not The Bailout You Were Looking For"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:29 | 3347658 Bill D. Cat

Angies landing strip

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:29 | 3347659 mjorden

Ich Kam, Ich Sah, Ich Siegte!!!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:37 | 3347741 Abraxas

Ich am tired of fascists!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 17:56 | 3349770 _ConanTheLibert...

I came, I shitted and I sighed.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:29 | 3347660 Schmuck Raker

"Guy fawkes Merkel for target practice"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:30 | 3347661 JustObserving

Never thought Merkel's looks could be improved

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:30 | 3347663 Lmo Mutton

Silver bitchez?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:30 | 3347665 Dr. Engali

That woman is a man baby.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:30 | 3347666 Key-Rick

Germany Invades Poland!

What year is this?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:32 | 3347685 news printer

what's the point?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:52 | 3347851 knukles

The point is a fine demonstration of the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men in the form of the peasantry unwilling to participate in the perfect dream of the unelected technocratic leadership clearly pointing to a vastly sunny better more egalitarian and fairer future.

See a simple lack of forethought in the form of an innocent tongue punch of the fart box and the whole New World Order collapses.

_{^{(sigh... fucking Eurotrash perverts)}}

Come on you dumb fucks draw this shit out, make it worse, set my gold and long bonds free!
Sort of a new Martin Luther King style equality promotion thingamajigie

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:31 | 3347675 McMolotov

Fawk you, Bermerkel.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:31 | 3347676 Halobitt

Lavazza snorting

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:31 | 3347677 Iocosus

she has the moustache, but it's hiding in a place men dare not voyage...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:31 | 3347678 otto skorzeny

merkel got a"dirty sanchez"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:37 | 3347745 little buddy bu...

+1. LOL

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:43 | 3347783 otto skorzeny

although-out of german nationalistic pride she would probably enjoy "The Bismarck" more

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:17 | 3347922 knukles

Look, for all the fun you make of Angie, I'll bet you the upper reaches of her inner white as driven snow thighs, never touched by a man's hands, are some of the softest stuff you could ever lie your pointed little head upon.

_{^{(sigh... fond dreams)}}

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:39 | 3348106 The Big Ching-aso

Yes, and she also has tremendous boobs. Just look at her advisors.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:50 | 3347837 Dr. Engali

I had to google " dirty Sanchez" before I could determine whether or not that was funny.... All I can say is ... WTF is wrong with people ?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:54 | 3347853 otto skorzeny

find a list of these type terms to be really disgusted

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:02 | 3347948 TheFourthStooge-ing

Go to the source:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:06 | 3347982 akak

Not to be confused with the Dirty AnAnonymous, where one falls face-first onto a Chinese roadside.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:08 | 3347988 TheFourthStooge-ing

Dude, that would be totally merkeled.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=merkeled

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:13 | 3348028 akak

Alas, alas, three times alas, like totally.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:56 | 3347874 hannah

so now google has a record of you searching for dirty sanchezes...LOL...did you get ads stating that girls in your area want dirty sanchezes or that walmart is having a special on dirty sanchezes...LOL

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:56 | 3347875 SheepDog-One

Thats OK Dr Engali at least it wasn't a 'Cleveland Steamer'.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:04 | 3347965 TheFourthStooge-ing

...or a Hot Karl.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+karl

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:55 | 3347870 resurger

looooooooooooooooooooool

"a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and then smear the remaining feces onto your partners upper lip, like a mustache. I tapped some freaky booty last night, she was so freaky she wanted me to give her the dirty sanchez"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:32 | 3347690 Edward Fiatski

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:33 | 3347705 Edward Fiatski

-Sieg heil, our arrowzen vill blokk out ze Zun, oh ja.

-THEN WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE SHADE!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:46 | 3347809 akak

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!

But today, you have lunch with Leo.

Consider it a little dress rehersal.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:46 | 3347812 Ghordius

LOL, you do miss Leo, eh? that was epic

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:10 | 3348002 IridiumRebel

Right now, I'm thinking Arby's.......

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:55 | 3347866 Id fight Gandhi

Cyprus hell

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:32 | 3347692 magpie

Eine Insel mit zwei Bergen...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:32 | 3347694 JustObserving

Hitler had a love child?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:35 | 3347720 otto skorzeny

duh-"The Boys from Brazil"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:32 | 3347695 Rehab Willie

Don't worry Cyprus, some filthy rich UAE sheik will buy your island and all will be better.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:52 | 3347859 No Euros please...

I think you'll find some filthy rich oligarch already has.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:33 | 3347697 Tinky

Was ist das?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:33 | 3347700 BandGap

It's a 30 round magazine.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:34 | 3347706 ebworthen

"Ve don't need Panzers, ve haff bankerz!"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:40 | 3347709 Miles Kendig

Yes, that is the shape you're looking for .. WHAT?!! ... NO!!! .. this one is in the Mediterranean Sea region .. positive .. we're REALLY sure on this .. the WHAT?!!! YES .. it's in the pond with the boot sticking in it between Europe and Africa .. promise

- STRATFOR

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:34 | 3347710 philosophers bone

Money shot

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:34 | 3347712 Coke and Hookers

Frau Dr. Angela Merkel

Director of Asset Harvesting, Europe

Goldman Sachs

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:38 | 3347755 yogibear

All Gods work.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:48 | 3347818 akak

Yeah, but when they use that phrase, they never tell us that the "god" they are referring to is actually Hades.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:34 | 3347714 PUD

The report is said to say that Cyprus' plan B is a disorderly default.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:35 | 3347716 buzzsaw99

I know of no reason why central bank treason should ever be forgot.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:36 | 3347732 Edward Fiatski

Could be a winner here.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:35 | 3347718 JenkinsLane

Benny, get to zee choppa!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:37 | 3347744 El Hosel

Dirty Sanchez... for and by a Dirty Banker.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:36 | 3347724 TJ00

Germany declares Cypriots and Anons are Terrorists, to be put in camps, railway cars already dispatched, in other news German oven makers have seen their largest one day gain in history.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:35 | 3347725 little buddy bu...

got fokkers?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:36 | 3347727 Salt

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:41 | 3347775 Alex Kintner

Tipped for Corporal Hicks quote -- best philospy eva'.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:36 | 3347735 squid virtuous

So this is how WW3 starts? (or WW4 for the kosher neo-cons)

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:36 | 3347738 milanitaly

http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/deutsche-banken-zittern-um-...

German want their credits! It is the exact amount.

It is a shame.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:36 | 3347739 newworldorder

Cyprus is the gift that will keep on giving for her. It will remind Germans and othe EU member countries/citizens, where the real EU power comes from.

EU solidary? Only if it benefits the Germas and the Nordic block. Everyone else exists to consume the goods and services the Germans produce.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:39 | 3347742 Sach Mahoney

This is how Socialist recipients of redistribution and big government accept responsibility for wasteful and irresponsible spending, by blaming others. Liberals are priceless, errrr worthless

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:47 | 3348299 gwar5

I agree, socialists are stupid shits, but the keynesian central planning banker enablers could have stopped the madness long ago by admitting it was all a Ponzi scheme and pulling the plug on the proxy Pols instead of allowing them to run up the odious tab to enrich them all.

I think banks should go bankrupt or pay (or both) because they set it all in motion long ago and they own it. They need to be turned into utilities and looked upon like tobacco companies.

The average person on the street didn't stand a chance against decades of incremental brainwashing and economic decimation. Guys like Cass Sunstein even have a name for it -- 'scientific socialism' -- which just means they think their propaganda and conditioning is so sophisticated that coercion via guns and violence by the state is no longer required.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:37 | 3347743 Alex Kintner

“Free-market capitalism is far more than an economic theory. It is the engine of social mobility, the highway to the American dream.” George Bush

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:40 | 3347772 tickhound

"So, you with me? Cuz if ure not ure dead." - or something like that.

George Bush

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:47 | 3347746 fuu

I ain't gonna work on, Merkel's farm anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmceSj07_fs

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:38 | 3347753 Miss Expectations

Furor

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:39 | 3347763 HulkHogan

"We're all just waiting to use the ATM."

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:42 | 3347769 Atomizer

Who wants a moustache ride?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:03 | 3347954 SmallerGovNow2

ROTFLMAO... nominated for first prize...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:40 | 3347771 stant

the germans parachuted in last time.and the brits could only watch. this time the russians were already there and the brits can still just watch

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:28 | 3348172 Oldballplayer

Not only are the Brits watching, they are flying in pallets filled with cash.

Yeah, that is going to end well.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:40 | 3347774 NoTTD

"What can I say? You fucked up. You trusted us."

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:45 | 3347785 gwar5

I've always said the German people will not have the stomach for sending jackboots to kick in PIIG doors to collect. Politicians using a troika proxy to do it for them is not going to work either. The Germany has too much historical baggage.

Shylock bankers and EUrocrats, on the other hand, have the advantage of not being burdened by any sense of guilt or shame so they'll try anything.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:43 | 3347796 dracos_ghost

"Ein view of mein German Sphincter - Vatch out below" -- An intimate work by Angela Merkel.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:43 | 3347799 T-NUTZ

We're only in it for the money.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:44 | 3347803 LawsofPhysics

"The view from Germany"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:45 | 3347805 syntaxterror

How were bank accounts in Cyprus paying 7% interest? Seems a little Madoff-like...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:08 | 3347991 syntaxterror

These accounts paid 7% interest rates much like the Iceland banks did. And just like Iceland, the banks were much larger than the national GDP.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:47 | 3347806 GraveyardSpiral

"A couple of MilDots above and to the right aaaaaaand, send it!"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:45 | 3347807 HulkHogan

"Step right in, see the bearded lady; target shooting on your left, anal raping on your right."

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:47 | 3347816 Yen Cross

Even 'Chuck Norris' wouldn't go up against the Russian Maffia.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:59 | 3347822 Fred Garvin

How do you say Cypress in German? "Alderaan"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xyn7vDZAr4

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:49 | 3347831 poor fella

No more Bernanke my wankie!

De Merkel need FOOD!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:49 | 3347832 gwar5

Caption: Cypriots, Work Shall Set You Free!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:50 | 3347841 I am a Man I am...

The New World Order crowd running into a hiccup or two, who woulda thunk that it wasn't going to work?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:52 | 3347843 resurger

Am rocking in it ..

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:52 | 3347850 edifice

You should rename the site, for this week, to: CyprusHedge. It's all you're freakin' talkin' 'bout.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:15 | 3348057 GoinFawr

PsyPress Hedge?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:53 | 3347861 de3de8

Bombs away!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:57 | 3347867 CuttingEdge

Traces of Polonium 210 found o an Moscow - Berlin carrier...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:57 | 3347896 news printer

Emergency cash flown to UK Cyprus forces

An RAF flight carrying one million Euros left for Cyprus this afternoon to ensure military personnel and forces families are not left out of pocket as Cypriot banks remain shut.

http://www.bfbs.com/news/cyprus/emergency-cash-flown-uk-cyprus-forces-63...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:59 | 3347906 CuttingEdge

That will keep the lads in beer for at least a week.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 21:16 | 3350607 palmereldritch