Cyprus Parliament Rejects European Bailout Proposal: Calls Germany's Bluff

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Just as we predicted yesterday, the Cyprus bailout vote has not passed parliament in a move that was merely there to force Germany's bluff.


What happens now, nobody knows. Prepare for a litany of very angry headlines out of the inner sanctum of Europe's despotic chambers. Hopefully Pisani can explain it all.

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:22 | 3348523 Agent P
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No bank tax for you!  Next!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:24 | 3348537 camaro68ss
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What a shit show

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:25 | 3348554 ZippyBananaPants
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Pisani is a tool

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:27 | 3348570 DJ Happy Ending
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Abstaining from a vote like this cracks me up. I wonder how they'll spin that in the future.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:29 | 3348607 SWCroaker
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Show of hands.  No names on record.  Finally, a glimmer of intelligence....

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:33 | 3348649 redpill
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Poor Brussels Eurocrats, every time they fix a problem these fucking peasants start VOTING on shit.  Don't they know their place?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:34 | 3348659 Divided States ...
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Someone pressed the Nitro button on the PPT trading desk...thats what happened

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:36 | 3348681 LawsofPhysics
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Indeed, but there is a POMO today, none tomorrow.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:37 | 3348695 Divided States ...
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Remember, they dont schedule POMOS on TWO occasions.

1) When Bernank is doing a speech (OR maybe Obummer as well)

2) When there is fudged jobs number coming out


Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:40 | 3348728 Thomas
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Cypriotically transmitted diseases (CTDs) forthcoming.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:08 | 3348871 King_Julian
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Can you get that from a toilet seat?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:14 | 3348928 cifo
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5 pages of user comments in less than an hour! Must be an internet record.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 21:08 | 3350579 mjcOH1
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"Abstaining from a vote like this cracks me up. I wonder how they'll spin that in the future."

Yes me can?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:41 | 3348733 LawsofPhysics
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business as usual, front-run accordingly.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:57 | 3348800 CClarity
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Will banks in Cyprus remain closed past the 2 days they said. Don't think they'll open tomorrow with no deal yet

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:59 | 3348806 CClarity
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Oops. 2x post

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:35 | 3348668 Half_A_Billion_...
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As germany drops the liquidity flows, these banks should collapse fast.  This means deal with Mother Russia very likely.  

Gold is standing by for liftoff.

Wonderful days.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:42 | 3348748 gmrpeabody
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You really need to address those skinny legs, girl.

That don't look healthy.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:45 | 3348770 THX 1178
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Depends on what yer into...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:33 | 3349062 Spastica Rex
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If Mama Cass had shared half her sandwich with Karen Carpenter, would they both still be alive today?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:37 | 3349088 Almost Solvent
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Karen Carpenter is dead?


Oh wait, I'm thinking of that OTHER whore, Donny Osmond.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 17:55 | 3349763 BeaverFever
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No, he's into beastiality - calls it " Puppy Love"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:35 | 3348627 ZerOhead
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Our European banksters have just avoided a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

That's why we call them Cypriots and not Cypridiots...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:57 | 3348798 catacl1sm
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Been waiting for that one.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:33 | 3348645 MS7
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Well, at least they'll have a future.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:33 | 3348646 SDShack
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"Really Vlad, I didn't vote for it!" Cyrpus Paliament Member pleads with gun to head.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:12 | 3348906 cifo
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I honestly expected a link to the bigger photo of the legs :)

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:33 | 3348651 The Fonz...befo...
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Worked for junior senator Barack many key votes did he abstain from? Yet the dipshits still vote him in...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:30 | 3348620 Cdad
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"Look, the important thing is in everyone's [bankers] interest to find a bailout solution for Cyprus.  This is the new financial model that has been embraced by central banks around the world.  Look, we're off our lows."  B. Pisani

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:36 | 3348680 TruthInSunshine
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 "Once this whole Cypress 'thing' is resolved cleanly, and the 'thingamabobs' affecting Japan, China, France, Italy, Spain, Ireland, Greece, Portugal are cleanly dealt with, it's smooth sailing for the REITs."

-- Bob "Tool of Choice of the Pump & Dumpers" Pisani

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:40 | 3348732 Cdad
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Brother Truth,

You forgot to say, "The important thing is..."

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:45 | 3348766 SheepDog-One
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The important thing is...only peons got hurt in this, elites are all safe!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:41 | 3348738 monopoly
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Zippy, I think you meant "fool". But they both describe this idiot.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:15 | 3348867 earleflorida
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CNBC is a dysfuctional toolbox... where all tools inside have absolutely no real-time functionality other than for a 'Graiglist',  'Antique Sell-a-T?on Auction'! Whence, finding a dusty cubby-hole in the Smithsonian archaic communication "Beta's and Dell-a-Phonic's?, has been!?

Category:  unrecyclable/ obsolescence

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:18 | 3348948 yogibear
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CNBS's Pis-on-mi is a mouthpeice for Wall Street and the banksters.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:54 | 3349183 El Oregonian
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Pisani is a toolish fool.


Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:26 | 3348564 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Potemkin Village is burning down, burning down, burning down...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:37 | 3348690 akak
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Take the banksters and lock them up, lock them up, lock them up ....

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:25 | 3348543 Spider
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Proud of the Cypress people - screw those EU bankers!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:27 | 3348580 camaro68ss
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The banks always find a way to get the people to hold the bag last

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:53 | 3348775 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Sadists always congregate disproptionately where they can assert the most influence over others. The degree of sociopathology tends to also be related to how high they rise in the ranks. In an S&M lovefest both the sadists and masochists win. It is the normal people caught in the middle who lose.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:52 | 3348776 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:56 | 3348792 waterwitch
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How'd that work out in Iceland?  Love those island countries!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:18 | 3348952 earleflorida
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especially when, 'revenge is best served cold'!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:33 | 3348654 skistroni
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I tend to think that the Parliament puppets finally realised that they would never get elected again if they would vote for the confiscation, so they're playing tough. I wouldn't bet on bankers getting screwed in the end. 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:45 | 3348767 TPTB_r_TBTF
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I tend to think that the parliament puppets fear for their lives.  You donT just up and confiscate russian deposits.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:05 | 3348840 walküre
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if the country is going broke, what the fuck do re-election chances matter anymore?

the puppets are voting to keep their life. nevermind a fucking re-election. if they live to see another day after this, they consider themselves blessed

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:33 | 3348658 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Ich bin ein Cypriot!"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:27 | 3348587 SMG
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The Global Elite will make Cyprus pay dearly for this insolence. 

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