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Cyprus Parliament Rejects European Bailout Proposal: Calls Germany's Bluff

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Just as we predicted yesterday, the Cyprus bailout vote has not passed parliament in a move that was merely there to force Germany's bluff.

  • CYPRUS BANK LEVY BILL DEFEATED WITH 36 VOTES AGAINST
  • CYPRUS BANK LEVY BILL DEFEATED WITH 19 ABSTENTIONS
  • CYPRUS PARLIAMENT VOTED IN SHOW OF HANDS IN NICOSIA
  • ANASTASIADES FAILS TO SECURE VOTES FOR DEPOSIT LOSS BILL

What happens now, nobody knows. Prepare for a litany of very angry headlines out of the inner sanctum of Europe's despotic chambers. Hopefully Pisani can explain it all.

 

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:39 | 3348714 NoTTD
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Stand by for steep discounts on Cyprus RE.  Beach front, baby!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:39 | 3348716 gwar5
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Molon Labe, Bitchezz! 

 

We are all Icelanders now. Greece and rest of the PIIGS should have collectively done the same thing 2 years ago and not allowed themselves to get picked off one by one. 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:39 | 3348720 slackrabbit
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The official translantion of the debate is as follows:

FUCK YOU BEN.

end of translastion.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:40 | 3348730 Peter Pan
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The Brits have two large areas which they call sovereign territory even though it is Cypriot territory. Total area = 250 million square metres. At 25 euro a metre the problem can be solved.

Time for Cyprus to be Iceland.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:13 | 3348914 Herodotus
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Cyprus can turn the British military bases over to the Russians in return for a bailout. 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:41 | 3348740 maskone909
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Bob piss-on-me please explain

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:42 | 3348745 Belrev
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The Cyprus central bank chief name is Panicos Demetriades. All you needed to know.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:43 | 3348754 Peter Pan
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Just wait a little.....the compromise is coming.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:54 | 3348780 noses
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That's an easy one: Put entire Cyprus under Turkish administration. Problem solved.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:43 | 3348755 crash_davis
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why should the russians bail em out. let em default then swoop in

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:45 | 3348771 magpie
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...and Fitch has to 'affirm' ratings of the EU to stop the Euro from stalling

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:58 | 3348804 Edward Fiatski
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It's already at major support, weekend gap still not closed.

Fucking disaster.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:00 | 3348815 ekm
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Europeans want to sell bonds and also want a cheaper euro.

 

Now think about it.

If they want their bonds to be sold, japanese or chinese have to buy euros in order to buy bonds, hence strong euro

Deep thinkers, aren't they?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:05 | 3348838 Pampalona
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why cant they pay in sushi?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:08 | 3348875 magpie
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The Japanese have been effectively propping up the risk edifice the last four months

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:09 | 3348880 ekm
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LOL

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:47 | 3348777 Joe moneybags
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Here's probably what will happen next:  Renegotiations for about two weeks with the Troika, with Gazprom adding some capital to the bailout, for an equity stake in the banks.  Ultimately, no charge to the under EU100,000 accounts, and probably no charge to the above EU100,000 accounts, unless there is some cash for equity swap.  This will also be hailed as a unique situation, and promises that future bailouts will not include depositor bail-ins.  The markets will rally, of course.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:53 | 3348779 FieldingMellish
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Right. So instead of bank accounts it will be the sale of public property, in this case gas rights. Heads I win, fuck you pay me....

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:54 | 3348785 helping_friendl...
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******Bernanke shakes the sting at Kevin Henry*******

"It puts the lotion in the basket!"

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:07 | 3348802 news printer
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Gazprombank initiates Cyprus restructuring plan

http://en.arabstoday.net/20130318268633/gazprombank-initiates-cyprus-res...

Gazprom THE new owner of Cyprus

They own bank, money, gas, gas field exploration rights and Your ass.

It would be interesting to see Russians sharing border with Turkish NATO forces on Cyprus.

Russians can not print money, but they are smart, they will get more or less something for their commitment in this affair.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:03 | 3348828 Peter Pan
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In this bizzaro world we are seeing stock markets barely flinch and gold barely move. If the euro isn"t a dead horse then what is? Stop flogging the people of Europe in the name of some technicratic, megalomaniac delusion.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:54 | 3348781 ekm
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The fact that nobody knows is a lot more entertaining.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:54 | 3348784 22winmag
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Parlimentary gridlock... just like Congressional gridlock.

 

Gridlock is your friend, whether it's a communist President trying to reshape the country or a Prime Minister trying to bail out the banks.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:56 | 3348793 buzzsaw99
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I sense a russian natural gas embargo coming in 3, 2, 1...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:59 | 3348808 kito
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never gonna happen buzzsaw because putin has no balls....he is getting pissed on in syria, will likely lose his military base, now the eu is looking to rob him blind, and all he offers are measured words.....no balls........

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:55 | 3349186 buzzsaw99
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You may be right. It's been awhile since the last one (2009) and they never even hinted at a general oil embargo even back then.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:28 | 3349329 Clowns on Acid
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Surely you jest....

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:58 | 3348801 imbtween
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bullish for cyprus

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:59 | 3348812 JR
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No citizen of Cyprus can miss the warning from Troika:  Refuse our control and you are dead. And make no mistake; Troika will be back.

American citizens are getting the same message but thanks to a media completely on board with the Fed’s program, there’s been no awakening in this land of the free (?). Decade after decade passes in America with the major news subjects completely ignored and/or slanted by the press.  Only the distractions are highlighted: Madoff, sequester, Y2K, global warming, the threat of Iran…

Why? It’s to cover the lyin’ eyes of the citizens.

Meanwhile, the Banking Cartel transfers trillions from America's private production, growth and future to non-production, literally robbing the economy of its sustenance. This transfer is accomplished by a small group of private bankers who now completely and utterly control every aspect of U.S. currency, economy and, as they wish, legislative and judicial developments. And, at the same time, a virtual merging of the American society is taking place with the nation of Mexico, reducing American salaries, living conditions and political influence in the most significant shift of political power in the history of Western Civilization.

And never before has the political class of a nation been so completely dominated by the foreign policy goals of another nation; in this case, the state of Israel and its unbelievable influence over domestic and foreign policies of the American government.

At the same time, a complicit media deliberately ignores and obfuscates the major events that are taking America to its Cyprus moment.

These and other major developments will suddenly become clear to Americans, however, when they, too, hear the ultimatum that Cypriots heard today:  Submit or economically you’re dead.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:03 | 3348829 Smuckers
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Fuck. Now I'm bored.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:04 | 3348831 Joebloinvestor
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Iceland 2.0

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:07 | 3348863 twocents
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What Cyprus basically said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gu81mVvBgY

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:08 | 3348872 ebworthen
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I'm enjoying hearing the market pumpers, fund managers, and economists say they are "shocked" that the ECB would consider stealing people's money.

Shocked?  Really?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:09 | 3348877 walküre
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BANK HOLIDAY INDEFINITELY

why are you still posting here?

who knows what happens tomorrow, the next day or next week?

THIS IS IT

YOU SHOULD PANIC NOW

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:13 | 3348885 virgilcaine
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Mkt 'digesting' this news..ready for the late day selloff.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:13 | 3348916 BlueCheeseBandit
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It is time for the people to rise up in glorious revolution against the oppressors in Brussels. Rise up, Europe. Bathe those who spent your future away for political gain in their own blood. You have only to lose your chains.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:14 | 3348924 Canucklehead
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http://www.testosteronepit.com/home/category/europe-cyprus

Wolf has been all over this for a long time.  You owe it to yourself to read his work to put things into context.

... Hoisted on their petard ...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:17 | 3348940 ilovemilken
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And it worked

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:20 | 3348970 yogibear
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Now for other countries to start rejecting Brussels and the technocrat elite.

A start of something good.

Time for the Central banksters to eat their own losses.

 

 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:23 | 3348993 solidus
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Wait, I thought the law was that equity went first, then bondholders and then depositors.  Skipping right to the depositors reminds me of Chrysler and the UAW.  If you have powerful friends you just step to the front of the line.  Obama taught them this with Chrysler and now everyone is surprised?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:13 | 3349264 desirdavenir
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Wrt equity, find some entity willing to buy a Stake in these banks;

Re bondholders, there is none. Banking, the cyprus way...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:27 | 3348994 Schmuck Raker
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Wait a second...

  • CYPRUS BANK LEVY BILL DEFEATED WITH 36 VOTES AGAINST
  • CYPRUS BANK LEVY BILL DEFEATED WITH 19 ABSTENTIONS

 

That's only 55 votes from 56 ministers!?!

 

SOMEONE IS A DEAD MAN WALKING!!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:03 | 3349218 smacker
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The solution is pretty obvious.

This is the EU.

When voters produce the wrong answer (in this case a sovereign parliament), they have to go back and vote again.

Rinse and Repeat.

Banks remain closed until correct answer is affirmed.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:15 | 3349275 Atticus Finch
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Go! Iceland!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:24 | 3349312 desirdavenir
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I didn't know it was possible, but it looks like ZH has been hacked, and all comments are now for the unconditional Bailout of investors by taxpayers... I miss the old ZH

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 17:23 | 3349571 Benjamin Glutton
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Really?...my read has been follow the law------------------>Bankruptcy Banker Bitchez!!!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 17:51 | 3349730 desirdavenir
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I would prefer just letting cyprus deal with its banks (it's a sovereign, right?),  but at least the taxpayers won't be alone on the hook. So why all the fuss?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:24 | 3349315 Nussi34
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All planned. They need this time to prepare the CyprExit!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:56 | 3349472 PontifexMaximus
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Bullish for markets! Again, levying 200% of people' s assets will cause deeper digging, anything else is "I couldn't care less"!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 17:02 | 3349501 Clowns on Acid
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The ECB is making demands ? A large, insolvent bank trying to steal from the depositers of a tiny insolvent bank.....it is comical actually.

Why would the Cyprus Gov't accede to ECB demands that effectively put the Cyprus Gov't in an absolutely untenable position with their own people, with their own neighbors?

 

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