Follow The Cyprus Bailout Vote: Live Webcast From Parliament

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With the Cypriot parliament currently going through the motions and debating the proposed deposit levy tax, it appears that the vote which is due in a few minutes, will not pass as 4 of the 6 parties have declared they are against its passage, and even the ruling DISY party is now set to abstain from the vote, barring some last minute miracle. As such the purpose of the vote, which was purposefully not delayed until tomorrow, is a theatrical slap in the face of the Eurozone, as Cyprus calls Merkel's gambit, demanding equal treatment with all the other bailed out Eurozone members, and rightfully so. What happens next is unclear: the Troika has made it well known the deposit levy is the only option to preserve the stability of the local financial system, and only after the €5.8 billion deposit tax levy confiscation passes, will the ECB step in with emergency liquidity assistance. Should the government vote down the European olive branch, all bets are off. There is no Plan B.

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:00 | 3348379 somecallmetimmah
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I was agin' it befur i wuz 'fer' it!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:02 | 3348395 blu
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There will not be a single vote in favor.

Anyone votes in favor is a dead man walking.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:04 | 3348412 Seasmoke
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Anyone votes against may also be a dead man walking......... Now thats a REAL Catch-22

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:07 | 3348419 Lost My Shorts
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Yes, the whole Cypriot government will soon be raising a glass of bitter in Birmingham.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:08 | 3348423 gmrpeabody
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Will never pass in its current form.... JMHO

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:16 | 3348480 camaro68ss
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pull an Obama, vote present. No catch 22.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:43 | 3348760 Pure Evil
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There is a Plan B. Kiss up to the Russians and tell Bernanke to kiss our Cypriot arses.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:08 | 3348427 blu
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Anyone holding a seat in the Cypriot government may be a dead man walking.

Serioulsy, things could go very badly very quickly. Especially if the banks never open or if they never surrender deposits back to customers. Both of which outcomes are very much on the table right now.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:11 | 3348448 gmrpeabody
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They should have tried giving away towels first...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:13 | 3348460 redpill
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No wonder the finance minister tried to resign!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:26 | 3348557 Whoa Dammit
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Heard on Bloomberg TV about an hour ago that he is on a flight to Moscow. That was probably the reason he tried to resign. Odds on his returning in one piece might be slim.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:36 | 3348682 gmrpeabody
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He'll be coming back with money, and contracts for energy developement, and plans for a new super Russian naval base.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:39 | 3349103 redpill
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Or a Cuban necktie.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:11 | 3349849 gmrpeabody
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Perhaps, as a negotiating ploy, they'll give him that choice..., but I think I know which option he'll choose.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:14 | 3348469 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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This could be a lesson and warning to rest of the politicians in the EU.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:13 | 3348459 somecallmetimmah
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Correction: I was never 'fer' it, but I can't promise I didn't not vote again' it.  And even if I did, I dun' changed my mind & *firmly* agin' it!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:13 | 3348464 redpill
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Obama:  I vote "present" 

Scuze me while I go choom

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:06 | 3348418 Jayda1850
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glad to see there are still some people with balls in Europe.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:25 | 3348549 NoTTD
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Wait till the vote's over to say that.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:01 | 3348387 machineh
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Oy vey, bItCHeZ!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:01 | 3348390 herpderp
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IT'S gone, all gone, please move along sir this line is for people who have money with the bank.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:24 | 3348541 NoTTD
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Thanks, Kyle.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:03 | 3348393 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's all Greek to me. Or is it Russian?

<I thought it was German.....but what do I know?>

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:03 | 3348397 toys for tits
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Here's a plan

First, leave all deposits under €100,000 untouched. Hitting those deposits was by far the biggest mistake of the Cyprus plan as originally envisaged, and everybody would be extremely happy if guaranteed depositors could be kept whole.

Second, term out everybody else by five years, or ten if they prefer.

That's it! That's the whole plan, and it's kinda genius. If you have bank deposits of more than €100,000, they will be converted into bank CDs, with a maturity of either five years or 10 years - your choice. If you pick the longer maturity, then your CD will be secured by future Cypriot gas revenues, which could amount to hundreds of billions of dollars.

And if you have sovereign bonds, they too will be termed out by five years, giving Cyprus a bit of breathing room to get its act together.

 

http://seekingalpha.com/article/1285121-a-much-better-alternative-for-cy...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:12 | 3348443 Cognitive Dissonance
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Regardless of the "plan" who in their right mind would leave any money in these banks after they were given access, even if it was just to the first 100k?

Any plan they come up with depends upon the majority of the depositors keeping their money in the bank after this is over and done with. Other than keeping enough cash in the accounts to pay one or two months of bills, why would anyone keep the rest in these banks when all they will get for it will be pennies of interest on the hundreds of dollars and a lot of nights of worried sleep?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:14 | 3348466 akarc
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Amen! Fool me once......Fool me twice....... Id be sitting at the door with my bedroll now!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:16 | 3348477 blu
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... bedroll with a section of iron pipe rolled up inside, just in case they decide not to open at all.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:22 | 3348516 NoTTD
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So Plan B is theft, also?  Just on a longer timeline?   Bullshit.

If I take you stuff and convert it to something you have not asked for without your permission, even something of value, it is still theft.

 

Great fucking idea.

 

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:23 | 3348536 NoTTD
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That's the equivalent of saying I'm going to steal your car now but, don't worry, in five or ten years I'll give you a better car.  

 

Fuck you, thief.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:03 | 3348404 jeebus
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The guy in the back has a fat face.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:03 | 3348406 China Reporter
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Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness the collapse of Euro

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:16 | 3348482 Tortuga
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Nah. maybe a end of the beginning or the beginning of the end of the beginning but, but, surely they didn't think the KGB is gonna take this lying down, whom I believe is why all those that want to live are looking a little crazy. Maybe some tatooed crewcut guy is home with their family.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:18 | 3348490 camaro68ss
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And later the world, one nation at a time. long PM, guns, and grub

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:06 | 3348410 blu
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"all bets are off. There is no Plan B."

According to sources sourced at RANSquawk, Plan B is a disorderly default.

Not much. But it's still a plan.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:18 | 3348493 camaro68ss
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CDS trigger bitchez!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:05 | 3348414 No Euros please...
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Quickly, power up the GS teknokrat helicopter. Who do we have in the Greek lodge looking for a job?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:06 | 3348416 IridiumRebel
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Instead of "nay", can my vote be "EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING THIEVES."?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:10 | 3348440 blu
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But they'll register that as a "Yea".

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:07 | 3348421 toys for tits
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All this shit over the 6 billion that they were apart. lol

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:13 | 3348457 Tortuga
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Yea, they could have done a ctrl little "p" for that. Our crooks/former senators steal that much.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:07 | 3348422 jubber
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wow he looks crazy

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:08 | 3348428 eclectic syncretist
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Wait, did they exempt the members of the Cypriot parliament from the tax?  Shit, we forgot to exempt the members of parliament.  Somebody's got to go back and rewrite that into the manifesto.  How in the hell did we forget the bribe in this day and age?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:11 | 3348449 Tortuga
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One of  a bunch of posts on this show stated that all government employees were exempt. Which, is fair as fair "is".

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:19 | 3348495 somecallmetimmah
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It's ok.  It's a tax-deductible business expense.  Just file a claim for 200% reimbursement.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:09 | 3348430 dr.charlemagne
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Cyprus is the tip of the Euroman's finger who is about to die of frostbite. First the perifery turns black.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:09 | 3348431 Racer
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Olive branch? More like red hot poker up the derriere

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:09 | 3348433 Wile-E-Coyote
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Yeah that's great but I don't speak fecking Greek.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:12 | 3348453 Edward Fiatski
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Damn, stop hammering the stream, bitchez - bandwidth at capacity.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:12 | 3348455 q99x2
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Ananastastasie ..... No  Aanannastastassie....YesNoyesnono no fuckin way.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 14:13 | 3348458 Going Loco
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From the blog of a Brit living in Cyprus:

"- other Eurozone countries are going to be worried, and if this tax is legal it's going to make a lot of people give up on banks, or withdraw all their savings, which - I would have thought - would make it still worse. "

http://cypruslife.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/levy-on-savings-in-cyprus-banks...(This+is+Cyprus...)

I don't understand the reference to "legal". What does "legal" mean?

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