HoW DoeS A PoTuS DiSTRaCT ATTeNTioN FRoM A BuCKeT oF SCaNDaLS?

Posted by : williambanzai7

Post date: 05/24/2013 - 11:46

Drone On Debt Bro, Drone On!

Banks Write Legislation

Posted by: CalibratedConfidence

Post date: 05/24/2013 - 08:21

...understand the national threat that is our fragmented and perverted equity market microstructure that is driven by such esoteric order-types such a Post No Preference Blind Limit Order created...

The Fed's Hands Are Tied... Right as the Financial System Begins to Crack

Posted by: Phoenix Capital...

Post date: 05/24/2013 - 12:30

So the Fed is essentially handcuffed at this point. Increasing QE in any way risks a Japan-bond market style rout.

Caption Contest: "Hope... Solid Value... Timeless"

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/20/2013 15:52 -0400

From the cover pages of The Bank of Cyprus 2011 Annual Report...

or is this the view pre-belly flop?

And then there is this... All the gleaming shining awards for The Bank Of Cyprus...

(h/t Alex Gloy @Gloeschi)

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:54 | 3353680 Sudden Debt

it's as real as this silver eagle...
http://www.ebay.fr/sch/reprap-fr/m.html?hash=item2ec6f3f36b&item=2009063...ècesMonde&rt=nc&_trksid=p4340.l2562

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:56 | 3353694 Pladizow

You can HOPE we have SOLID VALUE, but you'd be a TIMELESS idiot!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:02 | 3353733 frenchie

LOL²

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:05 | 3353759 sunaJ

You mean: Lulz³

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:06 | 3353767 rcintc

Look Out Beloooooooooooooooow!!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:08 | 3353773 Pinto Currency

...because the EU took our watch.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:11 | 3353789 camaro68ss

"Hope... Solid Value... Timeless"

all under water

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:13 | 3353798 sunaJ

Hope.^? Solid Value.^$ Timeless.^*

^{?, $, *:} ^{What's a' mattah? You no like joke?}

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:18 | 3353822 eatthebanksters

Hope soiled, value less over time...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:28 | 3353874 wee-weed up

Sound of toilet flushing...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:48 | 3353947 akak

In Cyprus, no bankster can hear you scream.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 20:07 | 3354769 Half_A_Billion_...

the picture should have a white shark

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 20:08 | 3354775 TheLooza

"Are you ready to take a bath?"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 20:09 | 3354778 palmereldritch

The Bank of Cyprus: Come for the Panic, Stay for the Piracy!

http://blackpearlayianapa.com/article.php?id=89

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:20 | 3353835 resurger

lawlz⁴

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | 3353746 insanelysane

We HOPE our bets on Greek debt have SOLID VALUE or we will have a TIMELESS stay in Siberian work camp.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:13 | 3353799 willwork4food

And some of those distigueshed bankers might be enjoying this timeless view -one last time- as they are flung off the cliff by two gentlemen from Russia.

Nothing personal, it's just business.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:10 | 3354046 SokPOTUS

If only...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:04 | 3353748 cifo

Probably by now they are counting Cyprus' gold in London to take it over.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:12 | 3353791 NoDebt

Solid hope

Timeless value.... not so much. Try gold.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:15 | 3353809 NoDebt

Everything past that rock..... that's our bad debt.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:23 | 3353839 NoDebt

It looks like a memorial marker for their soon-to-be deceased board of directors, doesn't it?

Below those words it further reads:

"It is on this rustic and desolate stretch of coastline where the dismembered remains of our board of directors and an unknown number of our politicians were disposed of by the Russian Mafia. They will be missed. (The Russian Mafia, we mean, not the other guys.)"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:48 | 3353949 LongBallsShortBrains

Lol. Literally

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:45 | 3353936 Never One Roach

Instead of forcing innocent depositors to pay, why don't they force the bankers to disgorge all those profits?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:49 | 3353952 Whoa Dammit

We once had hope the Greek bonds that Goldman sold our bank would be of solid value,.... but it seems instead we bought a solid turd, and now our bank closing is ....timeless.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:42 | 3354212 I am more equal...

Sounds like a line from the obama campaign

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:05 | 3354018 HardwoodAg

The HMS Bounty (II) was here.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:22 | 3354109 zorba THE GREEK

Can I trade my Greek Bonds for Cyprus Bonds?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:54 | 3353682 Arturo

... NOT.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:01 | 3353683 Croesus

Three things you believe, that we can't offer you.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:16 | 3353807 Cursive

@Croesus

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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:20 | 3353834 knukles

Is that hard collateral?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:59 | 3354312 TheFourthStooge-ing

Only the crustiest bits.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | 3353684 Pladizow

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | 3353686 mickeyman

Hope your account still has value for a timeless deposit

Your assignment is to write a mission statement with the words on the cover

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | 3353687 krispkritter

Appropriate that it's a cliff scene...is it too much to ask to add a couple hundred bankers/finance ministers leaping off it?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | 3353689 Dr.Evil

Timeless?

More like

Priceless!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | 3353744 Z'

Hopeless

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | 3353690 GolfHatesMe

Translated from Russian retroactively

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | 3353695 SilverDoctors

on the topic of Cyprus, anybody catch Bernanke's response to the question posed at 3:18pm as to whether Cyprus style bail-ins are possible if US worsens?
Bernanke stated they're possible if the Cyprus event or another event in Europe were to become contagious and the people lose confidence in the US dollar”!!

http://www.silverdoctors.com/bernanke-states-cyprus-style-depositor-hair...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:05 | 3353758 caimen garou

I watched it Doc, his voice sounded like a kid telling a lie!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:15 | 3353808 JR

“…if the people lose confidence in the US dollar”!! And who might have caused that?

The Fed is now buying consumers, taking the money and giving it to non-producers who generally do not use it for growth. The Fed is giving the economy the seed corn and the economy is eating it; it is not planting it. It is political architecture that gets the money; i.e., the $8 billion to Harry Reid for his high speed rail, and essentially the welfare classes on both ends of the spectrum ($78 billion in 2012 for food stamps; $85 billion a month that goes to “the Mayfair economy of the well-to-do people and boosts asset prices of Warhols …”).

As Marc Faber said in 2012: “The monetary policies of the U.S. will destroy the world.”

In short, the money is not reaching the middle class, the producers on Main and Elm.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:19 | 3353830 JR

BTW, you've named the The Bank of Cyprus 2011 Annual Report: