Caption Contest: "Hope... Solid Value... Timeless"

Tyler Durden's picture

From the cover pages of The Bank of Cyprus 2011 Annual Report...

or is this the view pre-belly flop?

And then there is this... All the gleaming shining awards for The Bank Of Cyprus...

 

(h/t Alex Gloy @Gloeschi)

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Sudden Debt's picture

it's as real as this silver eagle...
http://www.ebay.fr/sch/reprap-fr/m.html?hash=item2ec6f3f36b&item=2009063...ècesMonde&rt=nc&_trksid=p4340.l2562

Pladizow's picture

You can HOPE we have SOLID VALUE, but you'd be a TIMELESS idiot!

rcintc's picture

Look Out Beloooooooooooooooow!!

Pinto Currency's picture

 

...because the EU took our watch.

camaro68ss's picture

"Hope... Solid Value... Timeless"

all under water

sunaJ's picture

Hope.?  Solid Value.$  Timeless.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

?, $, *: What's a' mattah?  You no like joke?

eatthebanksters's picture

Hope soiled, value less over time...

akak's picture

In Cyprus, no bankster can hear you scream.

Half_A_Billion_Hollow_Points's picture

the picture should have a white shark

TheLooza's picture

"Are you ready to take a bath?"

palmereldritch's picture

The Bank of Cyprus: Come for the Panic, Stay for the Piracy!

http://blackpearlayianapa.com/article.php?id=89

insanelysane's picture

We HOPE our bets on Greek debt have SOLID VALUE or we will have a TIMELESS stay in Siberian work camp.

willwork4food's picture

And some of those distigueshed bankers might be enjoying this timeless view -one last time- as they are flung off the cliff by two gentlemen from Russia.

 

Nothing personal, it's just business.

cifo's picture

Probably by now they are counting Cyprus' gold in London to take it over.

NoDebt's picture

 

 

Solid hope

Timeless value.... not so much.  Try gold.

NoDebt's picture

Everything past that rock..... that's our bad debt.

NoDebt's picture

It looks like a memorial marker for their soon-to-be deceased board of directors, doesn't it?

Below those words it further reads:

"It is on this rustic and desolate stretch of coastline where the dismembered remains of our board of directors and an unknown number of our politicians were disposed of by the Russian Mafia.  They will be missed.  (The Russian Mafia, we mean, not the other guys.)"

 

Never One Roach's picture

Instead of forcing innocent depositors to pay, why don't they force the bankers to disgorge all those profits?

Whoa Dammit's picture

We once had hope the Greek bonds that Goldman sold our bank would be of solid value,.... but it seems instead we bought a solid turd, and now our bank closing is ....timeless.

I am more equal than others's picture

Sounds like a line from the obama campaign

 

HardwoodAg's picture

The HMS Bounty (II) was here.

zorba THE GREEK's picture

Can I trade my Greek Bonds for Cyprus Bonds?

Croesus's picture

Three things you believe, that we can't offer you.

Cursive's picture

@Croesus

 

Anagram:  Used Sharpova Panties 

mickeyman's picture

Hope your account still has value for a timeless deposit

Your assignment is to write a mission statement with the words on the cover

krispkritter's picture

Appropriate that it's a cliff scene...is it too much to ask to add a couple hundred bankers/finance ministers leaping off it?

Dr.Evil's picture

Timeless?

More like

Priceless!

GolfHatesMe's picture

Translated from Russian retroactively

SilverDoctors's picture

on the topic of Cyprus, anybody catch Bernanke's response to the question posed at 3:18pm as to whether Cyprus style bail-ins are possible if US worsens?
Bernanke stated they're possible if the Cyprus event or another event in Europe were to become contagious and the people lose confidence in the US dollar”!!

http://www.silverdoctors.com/bernanke-states-cyprus-style-depositor-hair...

caimen garou's picture

I watched it Doc, his voice sounded like a kid telling a lie!

JR's picture

“…if the people lose confidence in the US dollar”!! And who might have caused that?

The Fed is now buying consumers, taking the money and giving it to non-producers who generally do not use it for growth. The Fed is giving the economy the seed corn and the economy is eating it; it is not planting it. It is political architecture that gets the money; i.e., the $8 billion to Harry Reid for his high speed rail, and essentially the welfare classes on both ends of the spectrum ($78 billion in 2012 for food stamps; $85 billion a month that goes to “the Mayfair economy of the well-to-do people and boosts asset prices of Warhols …”).

As Marc Faber said in 2012: “The monetary policies of the U.S. will destroy the world.”

In short, the money is not reaching the middle class, the producers on Main and Elm.

JR's picture

BTW, you've named the The Bank of Cyprus 2011 Annual Report:

Bail-In...

Cyprus Style!

TJ00's picture

The Bank of Cyprus has had a boating accident.

Pure Evil's picture

Thank god for those rocks at the bottom of the photo, I was beginning to think my Cyprus cess pool was growing over with algae.

fonzannoon's picture

"the public sucks,, fuck hope"

George Carlin

pods's picture

Love it fonz!

Reminds me of Bunny in Platoon:

"Let's do em man, let's do the whole fuckin village."

pods