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Caption Contest: "Hope... Solid Value... Timeless"

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From the cover pages of The Bank of Cyprus 2011 Annual Report...

or is this the view pre-belly flop?

And then there is this... All the gleaming shining awards for The Bank Of Cyprus...

 

(h/t Alex Gloy @Gloeschi)

 


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Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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it's as real as this silver eagle...
http://www.ebay.fr/sch/reprap-fr/m.html?hash=item2ec6f3f36b&item=2009063...ècesMonde&rt=nc&_trksid=p4340.l2562

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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You can HOPE we have SOLID VALUE, but you'd be a TIMELESS idiot!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment frenchie
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LOL²

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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You mean: Lulz3

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment rcintc
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Look Out Beloooooooooooooooow!!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Pinto Currency
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...because the EU took our watch.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment camaro68ss
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"Hope... Solid Value... Timeless"

all under water

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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Hope.?  Solid Value.$  Timeless.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

?, $, *: What's a' mattah?  You no like joke?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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Hope soiled, value less over time...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:28 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Sound of toilet flushing...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment akak
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In Cyprus, no bankster can hear you scream.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 20:07 | Link to Comment Half_A_Billion_...
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the picture should have a white shark

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment TheLooza
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"Are you ready to take a bath?"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 20:09 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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The Bank of Cyprus: Come for the Panic, Stay for the Piracy!

http://blackpearlayianapa.com/article.php?id=89

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment resurger
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lawlz4

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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We HOPE our bets on Greek debt have SOLID VALUE or we will have a TIMELESS stay in Siberian work camp.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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And some of those distigueshed bankers might be enjoying this timeless view -one last time- as they are flung off the cliff by two gentlemen from Russia.

 

Nothing personal, it's just business.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:10 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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If only...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment cifo
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Probably by now they are counting Cyprus' gold in London to take it over.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:12 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Solid hope

Timeless value.... not so much.  Try gold.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Everything past that rock..... that's our bad debt.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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It looks like a memorial marker for their soon-to-be deceased board of directors, doesn't it?

Below those words it further reads:

"It is on this rustic and desolate stretch of coastline where the dismembered remains of our board of directors and an unknown number of our politicians were disposed of by the Russian Mafia.  They will be missed.  (The Russian Mafia, we mean, not the other guys.)"

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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Lol. Literally

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Never One Roach
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Instead of forcing innocent depositors to pay, why don't they force the bankers to disgorge all those profits?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:49 | Link to Comment Whoa Dammit
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We once had hope the Greek bonds that Goldman sold our bank would be of solid value,.... but it seems instead we bought a solid turd, and now our bank closing is ....timeless.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:42 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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Sounds like a line from the obama campaign

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:05 | Link to Comment HardwoodAg
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The HMS Bounty (II) was here.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:22 | Link to Comment zorba THE GREEK
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Can I trade my Greek Bonds for Cyprus Bonds?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Arturo
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... NOT.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Croesus
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Three things you believe, that we can't offer you.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@Croesus

 

Anagram:  Used Sharpova Panties 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment knukles
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Is that hard collateral?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:59 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Only the crustiest bits.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment mickeyman
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Hope your account still has value for a timeless deposit

Your assignment is to write a mission statement with the words on the cover

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Appropriate that it's a cliff scene...is it too much to ask to add a couple hundred bankers/finance ministers leaping off it?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Dr.Evil
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Timeless?

More like

Priceless!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Z'
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Hopeless

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Translated from Russian retroactively

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment SilverDoctors
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on the topic of Cyprus, anybody catch Bernanke's response to the question posed at 3:18pm as to whether Cyprus style bail-ins are possible if US worsens?
Bernanke stated they're possible if the Cyprus event or another event in Europe were to become contagious and the people lose confidence in the US dollar”!!

http://www.silverdoctors.com/bernanke-states-cyprus-style-depositor-hair...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment caimen garou
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I watched it Doc, his voice sounded like a kid telling a lie!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment JR
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“…if the people lose confidence in the US dollar”!! And who might have caused that?

The Fed is now buying consumers, taking the money and giving it to non-producers who generally do not use it for growth. The Fed is giving the economy the seed corn and the economy is eating it; it is not planting it. It is political architecture that gets the money; i.e., the $8 billion to Harry Reid for his high speed rail, and essentially the welfare classes on both ends of the spectrum ($78 billion in 2012 for food stamps; $85 billion a month that goes to “the Mayfair economy of the well-to-do people and boosts asset prices of Warhols …”).

As Marc Faber said in 2012: “The monetary policies of the U.S. will destroy the world.”

In short, the money is not reaching the middle class, the producers on Main and Elm.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment JR
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BTW, you've named the The Bank of Cyprus 2011 Annual Report:

Bail-In...

Cyprus Style!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:56 | Link to Comment YHC-FTSE
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+1 

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 18:14 | Link to Comment agNau
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Our Golden Parachute.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Element
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Ta! .. that link was worth it, just to see this:

http://www.silverdoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/haircut.png

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment TJ00
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The Bank of Cyprus has had a boating accident.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Thank god for those rocks at the bottom of the photo, I was beginning to think my Cyprus cess pool was growing over with algae.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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"the public sucks,, fuck hope"

George Carlin

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment pods
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Love it fonz!

Reminds me of Bunny in Platoon:

"Let's do em man, let's do the whole fuckin village."

pods

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:06 | Link to Comment ATM
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No shit. Any company or person who pitches "hope" as a goal is almost a big a fucking idiot as somone who buys in to it. 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 21:08 | Link to Comment Carl Spackler
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Agreed.

But look a the audience they were pitching to...Ripe for plucking.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment pods
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Sorry, water is only 3 inches deep!

pods

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Dope

Zero Value

Hopeless

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment OptionNinjaNYC
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All those who want their Money Back, please stand in line and Jump on the count of 3.

1......2......2.5......2.7.....2.8......3 ---- NOW !!!!

 

http://wallstreetfool.com/2013/03/20/dis-could-hit-60-in-the-next-couple...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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fill the blanks:

 

hope____

solid value____

timeless

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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These 4 words contain the inverse essence of the Global UnRecovery.

P.S. Looks like a suicide ad/poster with those rock below. LOL

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment economessed
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Why let facts diminish an otherwise great story?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:59 | Link to Comment jmcadg
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As a designer, I set this sort of shit all the time for some very big financial institutions, banks etc.

And I have to say, the typography in this is shocking!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:10 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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It almost looks like it's from one of those internet meme generator thingies. Cheap bastards — how can they be broke if they spent around five bucks on their annual report?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment machineh
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the typography in this is shocking!

So is the random progression from two nouns to an adjective (timeless).

The descendents of Homer have no sense of parallelism or meter.

Hopelessness.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Billy Shears
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... and broke. 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Panafrican Funk...
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Hope

Solid Value

Timeless

 

All words that are appropriately applied to the water pictured here.  

Oh, shit, you were talking about our bank?  lol  Uhhh.... I think it can best be described as "Bunga Bunga".  

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment InconvenientCou...
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Please meet your investor relations liason, Luca Brasi

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Black Markets
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Can anyone see where our liquidity went?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Sleepless Knight
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We put an ocean on the cover - how much more liquid you want?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment marco1324
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No sharks....honest!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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i'm sure i put my gold there!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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"Can you spot the Cypriot Minister, that pissed off a Russian Mobster, in this picture?"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Jethro
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No Hope
No Value
Times Up

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment WhiteNight123129
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Hope

Solid value

Timeless

 

Hoops

Timeless value slides

 

(just cheated with 1 extra `s` letter otherwise same letters, different order)

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment YHC-FTSE
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Hopeless

VALUATION

Time

The Bank of Cyprus - your money pissed away in to the Greek sea of debt.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment WhiteNight123129
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Hopeless Time

Value S lid

(Ok here we are cheating with the  'o' letter by erasing it in the word solid)

 

 

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment semperfi
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HOPE     -  for your money's security
AND       -  all you will get back is...
CHANGE

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Sancho Ponzi
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!hope

 

!solid value

 

!timeless

 

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Hughing
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No deepski, you swim

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment The big unzip
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I bet you can make it to the water if you let me give you a push!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Key-Rick
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Hope - as in Hope you didn't deposit your money here

Solid - as in illiquid - perhaps permanently

Value - as in the Value of the bank is underwater

Timeless - as in the amount of time it will take to get your money back out.

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Soon to be re-typeset in Cyrillic for Mother Russia.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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The Greek language shares some of the alphabet, so it's np. :)

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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We do not even know what these words mean.....

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Go ahead Cyprus, take the plunge, leave the Euro.

Only then will you have a banking system with: 

Hope

Solid value

(That is) Timeless.

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Confundido
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The same waters that bathed Troy...anyone sees the horse behind the levy?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Gold: Hope You Invested in Solid Value; Timeless

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment akak
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The timeless stupidity of repeatedly placing hope in banksters maintaining the solid value of one's deposits..

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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Open 24 hours on days that don't end in "y".  Closed all other times.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:10 | Link to Comment akak
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"You want money?"

"Come back, ONE YEAR!"

 

Cypriot banker

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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This way, Cyprus lemmings, this way, buy Greek bonds now!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment youngman
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You used to take the Sears Robuck catalog to the outhouse..not anymore

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:50 | Link to Comment negative rates
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All the pretty colors are very, very, meaningful.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Ban KKiller
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Cement overshoes on sale now! (We only accept PM) Have a nice day!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Golden_Rule
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"Better returns even with a haircut"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:08 | Link to Comment chdwlch1
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The Bank of Cyprus...We'll Make You Wanna Jump Off a Fuckin' Cliff...

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment IED
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For everything else there's Mastercard

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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Boating accident instructions?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:14 | Link to Comment jesusonline
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Everything is transient. There are no "solid values" in financial world. Gold, precious metals are not either, if you come to think of it.  

Now, 'Hope' and 'timeless'. Yeah. These features could well describe human spirit.

It is a shame greed's got the best of most of the people in the finance. It was bound to happen anyway, always been that way. 

There is something wrong by default in our system - money. And we can't seem to get away from it. We are bound to reap the seeds of our own greed. 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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Long pussy.....short debt

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Joseph Jones
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Cash...it ain't all that.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:14 | Link to Comment gimli
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It's a simple Math problem actually using a communicative communist algorithm

(HOPE + SOLID VALUE + TIMELESS) - (SOLID VALUE + TIME) = HOPELESS 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Smuckers
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ANAGRAM:

OH, UPLOAD TIMELESS LEVIES.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:33 | Link to Comment fuu
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The Bank of Cyprus: Bather Fucks Pony or Phony Breast Fuck

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment mikmid
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HOPE (WE ARE NOT BROKE)

SOLID VALUE (MINUS 10%)

TIMELESS (KGB WATCHING US)

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment resurger
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The bank hit the rock on the bottom right when they jumped in 2013...

how tragic

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Folks, it has been a typo. Those awards. They really say:

Best (T)anking Organization in Cyprus for the Year 2012 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Smuckers
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If you take a leap of faith, you'll soon be underwater.

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Bingfa
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When the pure defination of insanity is not enough.....

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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Timeless is right, it ran out.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment ableman28
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Wait, wait, I spotted the error.  All three words were supposed to end in "less".  Quick, reprint.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment chdwlch1
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The Bank of Cyprus...Soon You'll be Underwater Too...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment RichardENixon
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Appears there may have been some kind of boating accident by those rocks.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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Outside Cover: Hoping for Solid Value

Inside Cover (Photo of Putin in a tank) : Time's Up

 

 

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment q99x2
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No Signs of a Stock Bubble

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Lunch is for Wimps
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Hope. Solid Value. Timeless.

 

The Zimbabwean dollar:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fNqIdiuoV4

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment BrigstockBoy
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Despair

Liquidity Crisis

Urgent

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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"hope?

solid value?

timeless?"

Yes, the question mark, the new international symbol for all currencies and bank depostis.

?Dollar

?Euro

?Yen

etc., etc., etc.

"Your current account balance is ?X"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:28 | Link to Comment bloostar
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Wasn't that reserved for the artist formerly known as Prince? Sorry, no, he was a ! I owe you ?1 billion.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:24 | Link to Comment bloostar
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Hope, solid value, timeless. Above all, priceless!

Opening again for business on March 26th 2493

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment slackrabbit
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100 Bankers dead.

Did rhey jump or were they pushed Sergie?

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Obchelli
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Russia showed finger to Cyprus

http://www.gazeta.ru/business/2013/03/20/5109597.shtml

 

Us google translate although it's shitty

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:36 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Interesting. Still looks like show to me the double tax protest. They want to do this and they are trying to get it all their way. Cyprus WILL BE Russia by the time this is over. 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment CrimsonAvenger
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HOPE those Russian mafiosi can't find me, as I place a SOLID VALUE on my knee caps. If they do, the pain will be TIMELESS.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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"Go Fish"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:24 | Link to Comment little buddy bu...
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this has to be an ad for PMs. the words don't synch with any bank. 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment AndItsGone
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Wow, Bank of Cyprus won the prestigious Top 5% of the Web Award in 1997! KEWL!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:28 | Link to Comment CVfriendship
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"Take a dive" - Bank of Cyprus

 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Catflappo
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fuck you bernanke

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:31 | Link to Comment FLUSA.com
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Bank of Cyprus:  Where your money is safe as the City of Atlantis.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:35 | Link to Comment mercenaryomics
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nope

sold values

dimeless 

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:38 | Link to Comment Catullus
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Underneath the water is a bottomless trench.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:38 | Link to Comment phraseshifter
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Hope

Solid Value

Timeless...

                Sunken Treasure!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:38 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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Time

Solid value

HOPELESS

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:39 | Link to Comment mkkby
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Our new service includes shave and a haircut while you wait in line.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:41 | Link to Comment phraseshifter
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Carnival Cruise Lines!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:57 | Link to Comment BlueCheeseBandit
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When I'm in Cyprus, I can't keep it in my pants long enough to enjoy the water.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Arkadaba
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Come on into the water!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:02 | Link to Comment michael_engineer
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At speed it's no different than concrete, just wetter but no better.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment Monedas
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"I have a deposit for your accunt !" .... Monedas    1929    Comedy Jihad World Tour

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:05 | Link to Comment eaglerock
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Hope

Solid Value

Timeless

Don't look down, just go and jump for chrisakes!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Doubleguns
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Obviously there are sharks in those waters.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:20 | Link to Comment GubbermintWorker
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Nope, not the view "pre belly flop" but the view of "pre on the rocks".

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:21 | Link to Comment Lampooka
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Shark infested water.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:24 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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"The illusion of safety"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:38 | Link to Comment NoTTD
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"...Worthless..."

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:43 | Link to Comment conspicio
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Funny how this "vision statement" from the 2010 report DID NOT make it into the 2011 document...Hmm, could it be because YOU WERE FUCKING YOUR MUPPETS THE WHOLE TIME?

 

Vision To be the choice of premium quality and an important banking institution in the markets we operate, distinguished for our drive, our pioneering, creative and innovative approach, the trust we inspire to our customers, the profound sense of pride we instil in our people, the consistently high returns we provide to our shareholders and our substantive contribution to society.
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 17:51 | Link to Comment MS7
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Politicos better HOPE they don't touch the SOLID VALUE of Russian accounts; otherwise they'll be in a TIMELESS sleep with the fishes.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 18:05 | Link to Comment howenlink
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Hope yesterday $35

Solid Value  today  $1615

Failure of Fiat Currency...Timeless.

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Wave-Tech
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Hope

Solid Value

Timeless...

...As we Breach the Fiat Cliff

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment sadpanda
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Jump on in lemmings. Your body is made of over 80% percent water. Where just gonna hold you under till those percentages are to our liking. We'll pull your ass out just in time. You won't drown honest. Got a spiderman towel waiting for ya.

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