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Troika Hikes Cyprus Bailout Demands, Says "Conditions Worsened"

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Just when you thought you knew the rules, the Troika has changed them... (via MNI)

  • TROIKA SAID CONDITIONS WORSENED, WANTS BILL TO REFLECT
  • TROIKA HIKED CYPRUS CONTRIBUTION TO E6.7 BN VS E5.8 BN:
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Moar Bigger Haircuts for the rich please - and following Schaeuble's veiled threat (leave - we can handle it)...
  • *SCHAEUBLE: MARKET SEES EURO-ZONE BETTER PREPARED FOR TURBULENCE
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Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:19 | 3362467 Cult_of_Reason
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Eurocrats want to force Cyprus default to test the system and to show everyone EZ can withstand a member exit.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:28 | 3362516 camaro68ss
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The haircut is turning into a beheading

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:32 | 3362538 toys for tits
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One more week and they'll draw and quarter Cyprus with the Monetary Curtain.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:36 | 3362551 Dr Paul Krugman
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Europe has their best interest at heart; Russia only wants them for laundry.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:39 | 3362577 ParkAveFlasher
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Shut up, fruitcake!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:42 | 3362599 hedgeless_horseman
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Troika Hikes Cyprus Bailout Demands...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:46 | 3362617 Dr Paul Krugman
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The terms are in context to the changing nature of the fundamental problem - the banks are insolvent. Obviously, since the situation has worsened, new terms are given - but the are still in context.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:53 | 3362644 toys for tits
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Euro Company policy is made on the spot to fit the occasion.

 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:31 | 3362811 Texas Ginslinger
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Cyprus is a tax haven location, right..???

Wealthy people who park their money their are (were) trying to avoid hefty taxes, right..??

Just checking...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:53 | 3362916 TerminalDebt
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Everyone is ready to take their money out, so the new rules are nobody gets any money

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:57 | 3362939 toys for tits
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Why and how would it be possible for Cyprus check to see if its depositors had paid all the taxes they owed to the country they are from? Is it Cypriot banks' jobs to find out the motivation of their depositors?

That is an absurd proposition and it's the meme being spewed by the MSM to paint everyone of those deposits as ill-gotten. Remember that over 50% of those deposits were household deposits.

 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 14:08 | 3362986 earnyermoney
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Mosey on over to Naked Capitalism. Lots of good articles on the "real" composition of the deposits. It's not what you're reading in the NY Times or WSJ.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:00 | 3362688 Go Tribe
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How have they "worsened"? The banks have been insolvent for some time now.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:30 | 3362806 Iam_Silverman
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"How have they "worsened"? The banks have been insolvent for some time now."

Well, to use a Hollywood example, think of it like the original "Weekend At Bernies".  Bernie was dead for a long time before someone called them out on that issue.  Once everyone else is in on to the banks being "dead", then you have to play along.  See?  It is worse now, decay has set in.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:03 | 3362689 Doubleguns
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Reality is exactly the same. The pot is calling the kettle black. Entire EZ is financially strapped and sinking. They need Cyprus money to remain afloat themselves. Raising the price is to ensure that everyone else in the EZ begging for money sees that insolent bastards suffer even moar. How dare Cyprus fail to do as we instructed. They will pay....Dearly and Moar!!!!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:48 | 3362633 Dr. Engali
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Awesome post Horseman... I love Calvin and Hobbes.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 14:20 | 3363049 Nobody For President
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CalvinBall!

FINALLY, I understand the whole Troika thing!

Thanks, HH!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 18:37 | 3364165 malek
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Awesome!

That totally hits it on the head.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:41 | 3362600 Dr Paul Krugman
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You must be upset because silver is down; maybe buy yourself another pet rock?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:45 | 3362613 LawsofPhysics
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What's your long term strategy?  Mine involves more that a 24-hour window.  Tell us, what's the purchasing power of an ounce now, compared with say only 15 years ago?  Do you plan on living more than 15 years?  LMFAO!!!!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:48 | 3362630 Dr Paul Krugman
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Gold is a fear trade, and we haven't done enough to eliminate fear from the economy.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:50 | 3362640 Ourrulersknowbest
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Gold is a FAIR trade.
There,fixed it for ya

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:52 | 3362646 Dr Paul Krugman
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County fair trade.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:02 | 3362690 redpill
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So the central banks around the world that are rapidly expanding their gold reserves are county fairs?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:41 | 3362854 Dr Paul Krugman
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Central banks have been net sellers of gold during the last fifty years.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:49 | 3362906 Ourrulersknowbest
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Ask Gordon brown how that one worked out?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:54 | 3362924 Kirk2NCC1701
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Is that why the Fed can't give the Bundesbank its gold?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:54 | 3362925 redpill
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We aren't talking about the last 50 years.  We are talking about now.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:53 | 3362642 LawsofPhysics
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You didn't answer the question.  Fine, you want to talk about gold, answer the question, what is the purchasing power of gold now relative to 10, 15, 20, and 25 years ago?   But yes I can understand why there is fear among paper-pushers such as yourself (or the real krugman anyway, we get your troll shtick).

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:54 | 3362658 Dr Paul Krugman
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The purchasing power in real terms using today's inflation to buy in 1980 is $800. You would have lost money buying gold for 30 years now.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:59 | 3362681 LawsofPhysics
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Sorry, you have the wrong inflation numbers there.  I can purchase considerably more oil, corn, wheat, timber and number other real inputs required for my business.  Try again troll.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:15 | 3362726 Z'
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What an underhanded attempt at BS.  1980... when the Hunt Brothers tried to corner the silver market, driving up the price artificially.  See the spike:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Silver_price_in_USD.png

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Thursday

[EDIT]  Meant to post the gold chart:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gold_price_in_USD.png

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:16 | 3362743 Beam Me Up Scotty
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"The purchasing power in real terms using today's inflation to buy in 1980 is $800. You would have lost money buying gold for 30 years now"

I've heard tales of how you could buy a gallon of gasoline for $.25 cents in the early 1960's Paul.  Back then a quarter was 90% silver.  Guess how much gasoline you can buy today with that SAME silver quarter??  According to coinflation.com, today a 90% silver quarter is worth $5.17.  My local gas station is selling gasoline for $3.65 a gallon.  That same silver quarter today will not only buy me ONE gallon of gasoline, it will buy me 1.41 gallons of gasoline.

Put that in your bong and smoke it you Keynesian peice of trash.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:29 | 3362761 LawsofPhysics
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Notice that Paul has gone away.  Should we ask him whether or not he should be held accountable for lying?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:33 | 3362822 Iam_Silverman
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"Notice that Paul has gone away?"

Yes, the trolls appetite has been sated.  he thanks you and the others.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:34 | 3362828 Texas Ginslinger
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Paul is doing his homework...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:40 | 3362851 Ourrulersknowbest
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All jokes aside ...is that really krugman?i know ZH won't let you use a name blah blah vet him etc.if it really is him....oooooooh! Should I ask him for his autograph cos he like totally famous.

But how would I trust that autograph ?cos he is a lying tit.
Confused and starstruck.
What a day!
I have to lie down now

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:49 | 3363466 Beam Me Up Scotty
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I think its really him.  It wouldn't surprise me in the least if that pompous ass came on here under his real name.  He'd want everyone to know it was him.  He thinks so highly of himself.  Also, I got 2 down arrows on my gas for 25 cents post above, and no one smart enough to refute my claims to the contrary.  One was probably Krugman.  He doesn't like to get schooled in math facts.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:28 | 3362798 Frank N. Beans
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quit greening yourself

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:54 | 3362649 bentaxle
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"Gold is a fear trade, and we haven't done enough to eliminate fear from the economy."

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You sure haven't! Stop printing to 'nth and that might help.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:54 | 3362655 Ghordius
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Dear Doctor, actually the theory said that greed and fear should balance themselves

it's only since Greenspan that it was changed to full greed ahead, screw the fear

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:55 | 3362659 pods
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When your pansy ass is in the corner with wet britches and crying, then we can discuss fear Doc.

pods

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:13 | 3362732 earleflorida
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i think we've found out(ed) today's debby downer...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:29 | 3362800 Moe Hamhead
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That's funny!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 13:46 | 3362891 Kirk2NCC1701
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Can you handle cognitive dissonance? Really??? If so, then how come...

You pooped Btcoin, but now your bosses have clamped down on it? Simple question.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:38 | 3363410 Rogue Trooper
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The Krug seems somewhat annoyed.  Perhaps a lover's tiff with his 15 year old 'house boy'? 

Go easy he's clearly under emotional stress and somewhat sexually frustrated at this point. It was a long lonely night.

Paul, tell the boy that you have pre-ordered an iphone 5s for him.  He will forgive you and it's also GDP positive... everyone wins.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:42 | 3362579 LawsofPhysics
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So Europe will be clearing the bad debt then and prosecuting the bad elements?  A complete jubilee and enforcement of accountability?  Anything less is not in the best interest of the people of Cyprus.  Hence, the people should default and roll out the Guillotines ASAP.  The record is very clear as to who their leaders are and were over the last ten years.  No economy functions without accountability, restore that first and let's go from there troll.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:44 | 3362612 Ourrulersknowbest
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Dr krugman aka MDB....now I get it.
Funny guy
Funnnny guy

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 12:49 | 3362636 Ourrulersknowbest
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Paul?
Did you -1 me?
Tut tut.
That really hurt you know

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