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Wearing A Bailout On Your Wrist, Or Why Cyprus Should Speak To The Ukraine

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As the Cypriots scramble for every penny, hoping for a Hail-Mary from Russia at the last minute, we suspect they are missing one potential provider of all that money. That nation appears to be Russian neighbor, The  Ukraine judging from the 'wealth' exhibited by some members of the Ukrainian parliament. As EnglishRussia.com notes, a $650,000 watch is no problem if you create laws in Ukraine as we humbly suggest some that wealth (the rare watch is special order (here) with only 30 being made) trickle down to the Cypriots (of course at EUR400 per day per person) - they only need 7,000 watches to plug their bailout funding hole!

(h/t Nolsgrad, via EnglishRussia.com)

 

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Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:33 | 3363385 ZH11
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All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:39 | 3363414 flacon
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Shit I was thinking of buying one of those $0.99 casio's since my watch died last year. 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:41 | 3363426 negative rates
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How could those 4 people owe 50 million dollars?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:46 | 3363453 francis_sawyer
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Ukranians exist in a distorted "pricing" magnetosphere...

~~~

You got $5 skanks charging $2,000 a trick...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:56 | 3363509 earleflorida
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ukraine's got talent, and she's hot hothot    !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZxg

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:01 | 3363531 SafelyGraze
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cyprus is like when you are a kid and your mother and father are yelling and you don't exactly know what it is about but it seems like they are angry at you even though you aren't the one who had lipstick on the collar 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:17 | 3363590 gmrpeabody
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I would consider anybody that buys and wears one of those to be a dumb f___ even if it was real..., I doubt that one is.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 22:49 | 3364843 TwoShortPlanks
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You can take a Country out of Communism, but you cannot take Communism out of a Country.

Hang-on, what about American or European politicians, how much bling to they have?

We may very well have to EAT. THEM. ALL.

 

This has been an Agenda21 announcement: 10 Gallons of water, per person, per day, per-haps!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:02 | 3363534 ihedgemyhedges
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If I had a girlfriend that moved like that I swear I would NEVER let her out of the bed!!!  My wife would probably be pissed, but anyway......

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 21:22 | 3364646 StychoKiller
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I luv it!  She's so...wiggly! :>D

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 04:04 | 3365080 ebworthen
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Finally, a Woman who could handle that four hour erection.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 21:16 | 3364625 Buck Johnson
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Don't worry, the Ukraine is having major finacial problems.  Once they are back in play for a bailout those 5 dollar skanks will be in competition for the high end ladies that go for 7 dollars.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:50 | 3363456 knukles
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First thought was of that movie, whatever the name was, where the guy wouldn't give the robber his watch so the robber just chopped his arm off.

Time's a comin' folks....

 

BTW... Hasn't anybody ever told him never to wear a striped shirt with a striped suit?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:53 | 3363496 Cursive
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@knukles

I think this actually happened in the late 80's (I heard about it at the time) in the Seattle area to a guy wearing a locked Rolex.  I think it was a chainsaw or something.  Maybe just an urban legend.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:57 | 3363513 knukles
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No, I think you're right...

LOL
Fucking chain saw your watch off
Sounds like something shoulda been in Pulp Fiction

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:59 | 3363526 McMolotov
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My first thought was that's the kind of watch you'd hide up your ass, like in Pulp Fiction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kngBtoylIVM

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:51 | 3363479 FrozenOut
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Dump the watches. Google Glass man!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 19:14 | 3364268 Wile-E-Coyote
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650K for a fucking watch they saw that cunt coming, there again he is dumb ass politician.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 19:57 | 3364415 Karl von Bahnhof
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Certainly you dont´ sit in the ukrainian parliament :)

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:33 | 3363386 dark pools of soros
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I think he sells marriage visas on the side

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:55 | 3363498 gaoptimize
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Whatever they cost now, cheap at twice the price!  I got the most awesome woman from there for just a few pennies on the dollar, never mind the awesome children she has given me. The equivalent of $2,000 a night consort for a king for the price of a $5 trick.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:34 | 3363394 Lendo
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Probably a Chinese fake..

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:50 | 3363476 krispkritter
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I'll spend the $213, buy a truck, a home in the Redoubt, a small arsenal, and a pile, a BIG pile of PM's with the rest...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:14 | 3363540 hedgeless_horseman
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You can get a much better "platinum" fake at the Lo Wu KCR station for under $200.  You cannot tell the difference unless you are a jeweler, and even then maybe not.  The quality of the fake Rolexes is absolutely sublime, and they even sell fake repair parts and bands, fake boxes, and fake certificates of authenticity.

Visit that place one time and it becomes hard to ever buy a "real" luxury watch, purse, or sunglasses again.  How are you going to know?

http://shenzhenshopper.com/85-luohu-commercial-city.html

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:32 | 3363643 Rogue Trooper
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LOL, I've actually been there the picture was an awesome flashback.... a excellent post 'hedgeless' and the copies are just sensational.  Even the movement is impossible for the layman to tell.  Even buying from a Rolex dealer is risky....

Still, I cannot see the point why anyone would buy a fake watch.

It's a nice place, by the way, and is more than just for shopping.  However, if you do go to shop then better with a local or Hong Kong friend.  When you shop walk somewhere else and let the local buy for you... it will be a third cheaper on the already cheap price, etc. Awesome high quality denim and other items... I think they just come from the same factory that makes the real stuff.  Hardly anyone displays a price it's all negotiable.

All the HK residents go to shop on the weekend for a few hours using the subway and trains. Plus you can smoke, spit and the food and drink is just fantastic. 

Gan bei Bitchez!!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 21:56 | 3364731 MaxMax
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Well, I own some quality watches and some fake ones.  I bought the fakes to see if I would like the watch after a few weeks of wearing.  None of the fakes comes even close to the real thing.  It would be great if the fakes really could fool me, but you can tell if you have worn the real thing once you feel it.  From a distance, it would be hard to tell though.  I keep the fakes lying around in case I ever get burglarized.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 23:41 | 3364919 Harbanger
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You gave me an idea -keepingg fake watches in case you're burglarized and some fake bullion in case it's confiscated.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:52 | 3363494 onewayticket2
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a fake?  that's fitting.....the entire situation is a fake....fake economy, fake political philosophy, fake financial statements, fake press conferences....

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 00:02 | 3364938 Agent P
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To be fair, it's still a real watch.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:55 | 3363505 ziggy59
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Umm, u ever see the Italian Job?
Three things you dont mess with...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:50 | 3363460 Larry Darrell
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If going fake, he could have sprung for the Platinum edition to pretend he spent $750,000 or even gone the "Diamond" version...............'Contact Us for Pricing'

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:53 | 3363497 ziggy59
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If youre asking , you cant afford it

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:35 | 3363656 Dave Thomas
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Yes that's all very nice and all but does it tell the time in Gstaad?

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 10:13 | 3365367 thisandthat
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In Gstaad time tells watches

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:46 | 3363688 Rogue Trooper
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Anyone know when the 'Tungsten' edition is coming out?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:34 | 3363395 RougeUnderwriter
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Takes  licking and keeps on ticking - Cyprus that is

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:36 | 3363398 fourchan
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watch? thats a gdp.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:36 | 3363402 semperfi
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how about just ONE trillion Euro platinum coin ?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:43 | 3363409 Dr. Richard Head
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Genghis Khan, how fucking fitting is that?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:39 | 3363412 kralizec
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Good target for the rolex girls, or whatever they may call themselves now. . .

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:40 | 3363423 Joe Davola
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A ho by another other name...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:40 | 3363413 Yen Cross
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     I hope his health insurance policy has a  'body part replacement ' inclusion.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:45 | 3363418 SheepDog-One
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The thing looks ridiculous to me, but then again what do I know....I don't get $500,000 a day for pushing a button.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:40 | 3363420 Catfish
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that is one ugly watch.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:44 | 3363440 SheepDog-One
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Yea frankly I wouldn't pay $10 for that ridiculous lookin thing....but then again I'm not a member of the Billionaire Handjob Boys club like this guy is where shit like that carries great weight. 

Biz card scene from 'American Psycho' comes to mind.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:48 | 3363463 knukles
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Yes!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:56 | 3363713 Rogue Trooper
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LOL... memo to the Tylers.  The default font should be changed to reflect the blogs standing or at a minimum reviewed.

 

Eggshell with Romalian type. What does everyone think ?
A Rogue Bateman

 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:45 | 3363444 moonman
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Is that the new Iwatch?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:48 | 3363459 SheepDog-One
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In other news, everyones all-in for hope that all is well come Monday morning...to hell with guys like this I hope they all die of cancer of the ass.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:55 | 3363503 akarc
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Monday shall be interesting

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 18:34 | 3366939 mkhs
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What have you got against testicular cancer?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:48 | 3363461 FieldingMellish
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Bullish for tiny giraffes.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:48 | 3363464 tokengator
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Texas trying open a buillion depository 

 

Texas May Start Hoarding Gold…Secession Next?

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/texas-may-start-hoarding-gol...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:01 | 3363533 knukles
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Hell, just store it under Bass's nickels.... no one ever find it.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:05 | 3363554 tokengator
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this is a huge step though. Texas is basically telling the FED that their dollar ain't worth shit

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:07 | 3363565 ziggy59
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They have a point

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:49 | 3363468 Dr. Venkman
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Ah Ulyesse Nardin -- the first choice for Eastern European oligarchs (Tasteless). Plus it is too big to hide in a certain orifice if you are stuck in a POW camp or neo-gulag.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:54 | 3363500 knukles
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Captain Koons

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:04 | 3363548 Dr. Venkman
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Yup. Captain Koons would have had to take a deep, deep breath to hide ole' Genghis Kahn.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:56 | 3363506 krispkritter
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 '...I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years...now...I give the watch to you.'

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:59 | 3363523 knukles
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Hayh ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ahhhh aaah
Yesserie Bob!

The whole world is as fucking demented as that movie...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 17:01 | 3363743 Rogue Trooper
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The question is... where's Zed?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:50 | 3363474 Bear
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He got the left-handed version and that one is really, reallt expensive.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:58 | 3363517 DavidC
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Brilliant, Bear!

DavidC

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:50 | 3363475 Yen Cross
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 [ 650k/1608=  404.3]           Ugly watch or 404.3 ounces of gold?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:13 | 3363581 ziggy59
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10 tons of silver

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:34 | 3363605 hedgeless_horseman
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10 tons of silver

Tons or tonnes?  Either way, I will hit that bid.  Where do I wire the $650,000?

 

$650,000 / $29 = 22,413 ounces

22,413 troy ounces / 14.58 = 1,537 pounds

1,537 pounds < 2,000 pounds / ton

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:38 | 3363667 ziggy59
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Ooops. U are correct.. Decimal point issues. Heheh

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 17:03 | 3363753 Rogue Trooper
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How much Tungsten?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 22:58 | 3364864 Agstacker
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Or a night in Paris with Joe Biden?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:51 | 3363482 ziggy59
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How much did the person get to name the watch?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:51 | 3363484 IridiumRebel
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The Capital Controls garlic necklace. I like it. After getting a TSA "massage", slip that thing on and roll to Chile Simon Black style!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:26 | 3363620 sdmjake
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But then you gotta monetize it..."In philadelphia it's worth $50 bucks"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLo7tHDHgOc

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:57 | 3363514 DavidC
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Funny how the more you pay for something the tackier it tends to look.

DavidC

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:57 | 3363516 ziggy59
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Is the fake watch any different than the fake gold we saw with pissonu, when he was blindfolded and toured some hollyw, I mean some mint or reserve?

Its all for show

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:58 | 3363521 cocoablini
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All politicians are criminals to some extent...see Hillary's commodities trading deals. 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:36 | 3363660 XitSam
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Just because Hillary's corrupt doesn't mean evey politican is corrupt.  Ha ha. What am I saying, of course they are!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 15:58 | 3363522 Grimbert
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Im going to borrow the money, buy one, then break it, then buy another one. That should stimulate the economy. It's right to think of others this way.

 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:00 | 3363527 Exile on Mainstreet
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IT'S NOT 'THE' Ukraine!!!!!!!!!!!

IT's JUST Ukraine!!!!!!!!!!

Damn I hate that. It drives me crazy.

It's like saying The Germany or The Canada.

Now get back to work, all of you.

 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:06 | 3363549 ziggy59
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Hmmmm ...was legal jargon years ago..
https://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/ukraine.html

If we are from Bronx or from The Brooklyn ;), can we say

Da Ukraine?

Just ask'n

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:14 | 3363579 comob
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I enjoy zh even if the company here is intimidatingly whip smart...

but at last there is something I am credentialed to comment upon:

Exile you are RIGHT - it is Ukraine - no definite article is required!

The "the" was something started by the Soviets (despite Slavic's lack of an actual "the") to obliterate the nationalistic intentions of map makers (or so I am told).

By using the term "the" Ukraine - what you are doing is referring to a region or an area (not unlike "the midwest" or "the [insert cardinal direction here] coast") not a nation or sovereign entity much like Frau Merkel is trying to do to The Cyprus...

Kudos to you Exile and we now return you to your regularly scheduled snarking  

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:19 | 3363598 Thisson
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"The Ukraine is weak!" - K. Kramer.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:37 | 3363662 ziggy59
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..and Kramer spelled backwards is Remark

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:40 | 3363671 W74
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Agreed, but Ukraine is special in that the name for the country literally means "borderland"

Whenever regions, even soverign countries, take on geographic aspects in their names it all becomes a matter of perspective.  Go to the opposite side of Russia and you encounter Primorski Krai which simply means "Borderland before (pri) the Sea (more)"  The only difference is that one is now a soverign state, though the historical connotation runs deep. 

Other examples: South Sudan is only south in who's eyes? Sudan.  They would be better off adopting a new name. 

Tibet or Zhangdong, meaning "Western Land" is only West from who's perspective.  This is coming from a country which calls itself Zhongwo, or Central Kingdom. 

 

The term "West Bank" refers to just an area on one side of a river and is wholly used to remove dignity from the Palestinians who live there.  They call their own country Palestine, so why not afford them that respect?

Jordan (from which our glorious president is now flying home) used to be called Transjordan, or "Across the Jordan". But this is only across anything when starting from who's perspective?

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 18:55 | 3364211 Gromit
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And Saudi Arabia means the region of Arabia belonging ro the Saud family.

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 00:03 | 3364940 chindit13
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After reading your interesting comment, the genesis of Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso is now so patently obvious that I don't even think it necessary to mention.

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 11:18 | 3365465 thisandthat
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Ouagadougo, means where people get honor and respect, apparently: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouagadougou#History

Burkina Faso means land of the free men, according to Thomas Sankara, the man who gave it the name, from the previous Upper-Volta.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:27 | 3363631 W74
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Y KPAI = "By (the) Edge" when you take the most literal translation. 

Thus, the word YKPAIHE, from the perspective of Moscow means either "Frontier" or "Borderland".

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 10:58 | 3365444 thisandthat
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I'm with you on that - hate it when people say Oporto, when it's just Porto (from o Porto=the Port): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porto

Same when, even locally, everyone says the Algarve (o Algarve), even though Algarve already includes the article the (al Gharb=the Occident/West, in Arabic, from the original al Gharb al Andalus=the west of the Andalus): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Garb_Al-Andalus

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:01 | 3363530 Grimbert
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There are loads on that site. Here's one I'd particularly like not to wear:

http://www.luxurybazaar.com/items/itemid_6598_Circus_Minute_Repeater_RG.html

 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 21:44 | 3364699 StychoKiller
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A manlier watch:  S&W Tritium

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:02 | 3363538 soopy
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Well, at least it wasn't a Richard Mille.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:03 | 3363545 rodocostarica
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relax, he paid for the watch. Check out the knife scar under the right eye.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:11 | 3363572 ziggy59
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Nah, that was so he passed a law..

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 17:39 | 3363959 css1971
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And the previously broken nose.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:11 | 3363570 ziggy59
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Whats the difference in a 100 , a 50, 20, 10, 5, 2, or 1 dollar bill?
Basically the same paper and only the ink and design is different..

And yet the exchange goes on...

..Paper with dead leaders' pictures on it for services and goods...

Go figure

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 18:57 | 3364217 Gromit
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Zim found that the EROEI on paper currency became <1

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:12 | 3363573 buzzsaw99
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Wrist watches are so twentieth century.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:11 | 3363574 lolmao500
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UKRAINE IS WEAK!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:24 | 3363612 W74
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Yet, it is the heartland, and the true geographic pivot of history.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 18:57 | 3364219 Gromit
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Tell that to the Klitschko brothers if you dare!

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:29 | 3363632 Itch
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Trickle down = Trickle in your face.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:45 | 3363684 Fix It Again Timmy
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Holy shit, $650K and it doesn't even have numbers on it!  What a ripoff...

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 16:57 | 3363723 CheapBastard
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He could have bought a trailer house in LA for $650,000.00

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 17:08 | 3363791 Rogue Trooper
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True dat.  Or that could have gone into the 1% down on a mansion in the Hampton's? That would of made Dr Krugman wet with joy.

Fuck me harder you ZH Bitchez...

Dr Paul Krugman

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 17:06 | 3363771 BeagleOne
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No wonder it's called "Genghis Khan".

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 17:25 | 3363877 SeanJKerrigan
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I always thought watches looked bulky. An odd way to show wealth.  I've felt this way long before cell phones were common, so its not that.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 17:34 | 3363933 Joe A
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WTF is wrong with you if you are a law maker and are there to act in the interest of your constituency if you wear a $650,000 watch while there are many many poor people in your country? Politicians and aspirant politicians should be tested via MRI and other methods on mental disturbances such as megalomania, narcism, sociopathy, etc. But perhaps for the political system these are good attributes.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 18:09 | 3364072 x777
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And it's my country...our "parliament"  :(

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 19:34 | 3367114 mkhs
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Courage.  Change is coming.  However, it may not be what we expect.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 18:09 | 3364074 fnordfnordfnord
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Those Ukranians are fortunate that such an accomplished businessman would effectively donate his valuable time to public service.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 18:17 | 3364097 x777
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When this businessman and others go to Europe, Europe will see it's "fortunate" ))

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 18:36 | 3364163 e_goldstein
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Quick, someone alert Simon Black, looks like a piece in his collection has gone missing.

 

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 19:13 | 3364265 FleaMarketPete
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Haha...he got the cheap one.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 19:17 | 3364286 Kirk2NCC1701
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They now got a "glow in the dark" version, I hear.  Cherno-glo.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 22:56 | 3364858 Agstacker
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I clicked 'add to cart', then thought better of it. 

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 00:06 | 3364944 chindit13
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I know a fellow who was so impressed by the apparent bargain of a $500K watch that he bought two of them.  One broke down after a few months, so it turned out lucky he had a spare.

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 01:01 | 3364979 glenlloyd
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It's one of those 'look at me, I'm important' watches.....

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 04:58 | 3365106 Gavrikon
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It isn't "The Ukraine."  It's simply "Ukraine."  Just like, it isn't "The" France.  Or "The Germany."

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 19:48 | 3367156 mkhs
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We are in sad times.  The Maserati/Ferrari dealership near my home closed.  Difficult times.  Now, there is a Lamborghini/McLaren dealership there.  Lord help us.

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