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Just one Spiderman towel left in stock in Europe... how will they ever attract depositors back now...
Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!
And they only take pounds to buy it.
I think if they start offering 'Rabbi Reb Saunders' towels, they'll have a bonafide hit on their hands...
Obviously everyone has been reading some Douglas Adams, trying to take "Don't Panic" to heart, and getting all prepped up by having their towel with them.
The Troika just needs to head down to Nigeria and hook up with one of these guys that has $50,000,000,000,000 he needs to get out of the country on the down low
Larry Motherfucking FINK is long Spiderman towels
It's possible Syria just rose to the top of the nightmare list. There's rumors that Bashar Assad has been assassinated:
@ Mscreant- That was a good example of an opening comment!
After Putin puts the screws to the EU over the Cyprus thing, NATO takes out his best puppet in the Middle East.
This should be a board game.
Spiderman towels and Prancing With the Stars is the new bread and circuses.
1 Spiderman Towel for you Señor
Authentic, Hecho en Shenzen
I've got some old Sperman underwear from when I was a kid. Will that help?
Angela Merdekill adult diapers, daily pack (contains 12).
Schnauble G string briefs ?
On there way to japan as we speak.
Isn't Merkel the only adult in the room? Is she wrong to make others pay for their own sh$t? If your neighbor goes out on a bender and finishes the night by puking on your front lawn, is it too much to ask to have them clean it up? I guess some people would say you ought to pay your neighbor's bar tab too.
I reeeeeeeally hope that's a typo.
Yes Typo. No I was not rasied Catholic.
You have to be careful with this vigilent crowd. They'd spot a Freudian slip from 1000 miles away.
that's "vigilant" not "vigilent".
so, tell me about your mother.
She's dead. What do you want to know?
My boy has two complete sets of Spiderman pajamas. I'm WAY ahead in this game!
Hey I've got a old unused Spiderman Kite still in the wrapper! I'm effing RICH!!! WHOPPPIIEEE!!!
i hear they work good for choking bankers too...damn, someone bought it...
The LaGarde toaster?
A toaster would be the perfect gift to attract depositors, because it
symbolizes that their money will soon be toast.
Silver does not toast in a toaster.
And interestingly, a silver coin in a operating microwave oven is a sight to behold.
A Saudi prince* once gave me a biz card and it had gold around the edges... Popped and sparked like mad... What'd a show
Wonder if he ever suspected the functional utility to which we ascribed him
* btw, Saudi princes are like 67 427 Vettes. More registered than ever made
Not numbers matching... cobbled together from odd parts and pieces. Just like the so-called Princes.
Aren't there something like 40,000 Saudi princes? Could explain why all the oil revenues have evaporated.
You can cobble together the right casting dates and restamp the VIN on the block to get a very convincing - and hard to prove NOT original. There's a reason GM doesn't want to come oput with a listing of original production Vettes. Lots of otherwise convincing 'originals' would end up worht a lot less..... pretty funny though how you can basically build a car from scratch and it's worih $50,000 or $500,000 depending on if it's 'original'. There's actually a Shelby GT350 that exists in THREE versions. It was wrecked within the first year of it's existence andlater rebuilt - as three individual cars - by the persons who obtained the wrecked body shell, the original engine block and the original paper title. NONE of them are really 'original' yet all claim to be.
"A toaster would be the perfect gift to attract depositors, because it
symbolizes that their money will soon be BURNT."
I think a dildo would be more appropriate as soon they will all be fucked.
The problem no longer is attracting depositors - it is not losing all your depositors. Just ask Cyprus.
Last time I looked the Cypriot bank depositors were all still there... none had left except the lucky few who had managed to exhaust their meagre savings by ATM withdrawels
Perhaps, you may want to check one day after the banks open. If they open at all.
If cyprus account holders could get spiderman towels instead of stock at these they could have something of value.
Do worry your money is safe wtih us and is backed by spiderman towels
better quality than the 'spaderman' paraphenalia available south of the u.s. border
They could try giving them these:
Or one of these for those in the U.S.:
thats frugality for you!
17 slobs who all towel off with ONE towel!
They'll need it as the final round of make or break begins at 8 pm sharp EST.
We have a dream or we have a scream; putin eats ice cream either way.
Another marxist triumph!
No problem, if they just turn the water off next no one will need towels.
Breaking.....do to inflationary pressures the depositor incentive is now a Spiderman washcloth......
Got to be worth at least 90 trillion.
Macy's still has them. Just costs a 9.9% levy tax from your bank account.
Good joke - click on this link = Out of Stock
Amazon.co.uk, eh? British banks are now well-prepared for depositor haircuts & subsequent bank runs!! :)
One Towel to rule them all, One Towel to find them,One Towel to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
that is one hoopy frood.
It¨s simple, Tyler - every new customer gets a Spiderman Towel ETF®
Take a picture of the last Spiderman towel and print as many as you need . Problem solved . Who need a real towel ?
A real towel can be lost , damaged or stolen . The picture will last forever .
Lest it be bent a few hundred times or be used as toilet paper...
OK, this isn't funny anymore. I can deal with a haircut on my savings but I will not fucking tolerate my Spider-Man towels being unavailable. Lucky for me I am a prepper........
Only 1 left? That's enough for 2 Cyprus accounts. Each new depositor gets half a towel.
Handy to cry into after they steal your deposit.
I heard a big batch of Merkel towels is on the way to Cyprus.
Always remember to bring a towel!
This is not a good sign..
the barber of seville! Figaro!
On special demand lent to Cyprus!
Will return to Seville incessantly.
In fact the person turning the screws most is lady Lagarde of IMF. She is relentless and that Cypriot President sweats blood :
REPORTS: The President Of Cyprus Threatened To Resign - Business Insider
Rabbit of Seville
Welcome to my shop Let me cut your mop Let me shave your crop! Daintily! Daint-til-ly!
Hey yoooou! Don't look so perplexed Why must you be next Can't you see you're next? Yes, you're next! Yoou're so next!
UPDATE: shortly after the news was spread, it was …dismissed or better say “corrected”. After a phone conversation between Anastasiades and Cypriot Parliament Speaker Omirou, Cypriot media reported “Anastasiades did not threaten Christine Lagarde with his resignation, but he asked if her insistence and the insistence of European partners aim to force him to resign.” (sigmalive via RealNews)
CNBC to report tomorrow a.m. that only one Spidey towel left is a "leading indicator" that Cyprus depositor confidence is back as savers rush to deposit their funds in Cyprus and other Eurozone banks.
How about printing out some tee shirts that say "Nannycrats-R-Us" ---? Surely there is a market for those.
Thats it, I'm pulling my money.
Hey WTF do you mean 'Closed until further notice?'
(At least I can use my Wolverine credit card.)
Hey WTF do you mean 'Unavailable until further notice?'
This is a bad sign that they no longer intend to "attract" depositors with towels; in future they will just order people to deposit their fungible assets in the safe hands of banksters.
Disney is doing a special on Finding Nemo beach towels (true)
Spend $15, get a Finding Nemo towel for $14.
Heavy duty, large size, put it on the deck chair before Frau Merkel gets up, you can't miss it due to bright colors. If Frau Merkel says the deck chair is hers, then kick her in the ass :)
Everybody gets one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A3N_v2BJYY
Why on earth would anybody have to bend over to get a haircut ?
If they go to a police chief's barber?
I lost all my Spider-Man towels in a boating accident.
Word is that President of Cyprus is threatening to resign. http://www.businessinsider.com/reports-the-president-of-cyprus-threatene...
Spiderman towel make Mongo good molotov wick.
Every Russian oligarch needs a Spider-Man towel. It's all the rage.
And over in Israel it's party time.
Israel said it fired into Syria on Sunday and destroyed a machinegun position in the Golan Heights
As Porky pig would say: " Ah, Fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu....ck....
I am just here for the free haircuit.. :-)
Ah....they have thrown in the towel
Come on, own up, which author is it at ZH with the Spiderman fetish???.....
I've a mind to get one just to remind folks of the insanity we (hopefully) lived through...
Which multi national owns the water supply to the citizens of Cypris?? I suspect the Germans, as they own many in the USA!
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