Just one Spiderman towel left in stock in Europe... how will they ever attract depositors back now...
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!
And they only take pounds to buy it.
I think if they start offering 'Rabbi Reb Saunders' towels, they'll have a bonafide hit on their hands...
Obviously everyone has been reading some Douglas Adams, trying to take "Don't Panic" to heart, and getting all prepped up by having their towel with them.
The Troika just needs to head down to Nigeria and hook up with one of these guys that has $50,000,000,000,000 he needs to get out of the country on the down low
Larry Motherfucking FINK is long Spiderman towels
It's possible Syria just rose to the top of the nightmare list. There's rumors that Bashar Assad has been assassinated:
@ Mscreant- That was a good example of an opening comment!
After Putin puts the screws to the EU over the Cyprus thing, NATO takes out his best puppet in the Middle East.
This should be a board game.
Spiderman towels and Prancing With the Stars is the new bread and circuses.
1 Spiderman Towel for you Señor
Authentic, Hecho en Shenzen
I've got some old Sperman underwear from when I was a kid. Will that help?
Angela Merdekill adult diapers, daily pack (contains 12).
Schnauble G string briefs ?
On there way to japan as we speak.
Isn't Merkel the only adult in the room? Is she wrong to make others pay for their own sh$t? If your neighbor goes out on a bender and finishes the night by puking on your front lawn, is it too much to ask to have them clean it up? I guess some people would say you ought to pay your neighbor's bar tab too.
I reeeeeeeally hope that's a typo.
Yes Typo. No I was not rasied Catholic.
You have to be careful with this vigilent crowd. They'd spot a Freudian slip from 1000 miles away.
that's "vigilant" not "vigilent".
so, tell me about your mother.
She's dead. What do you want to know?
My boy has two complete sets of Spiderman pajamas. I'm WAY ahead in this game!
Hey I've got a old unused Spiderman Kite still in the wrapper! I'm effing RICH!!! WHOPPPIIEEE!!!
i hear they work good for choking bankers too...damn, someone bought it...
The LaGarde toaster?
A toaster would be the perfect gift to attract depositors, because it
symbolizes that their money will soon be toast.
Silver does not toast in a toaster.
And interestingly, a silver coin in a operating microwave oven is a sight to behold.
A Saudi prince* once gave me a biz card and it had gold around the edges... Popped and sparked like mad... What'd a show
Wonder if he ever suspected the functional utility to which we ascribed him
* btw, Saudi princes are like 67 427 Vettes. More registered than ever made
Not numbers matching... cobbled together from odd parts and pieces. Just like the so-called Princes.
Aren't there something like 40,000 Saudi princes? Could explain why all the oil revenues have evaporated.
You can cobble together the right casting dates and restamp the VIN on the block to get a very convincing - and hard to prove NOT original. There's a reason GM doesn't want to come oput with a listing of original production Vettes. Lots of otherwise convincing 'originals' would end up worht a lot less..... pretty funny though how you can basically build a car from scratch and it's worih $50,000 or $500,000 depending on if it's 'original'. There's actually a Shelby GT350 that exists in THREE versions. It was wrecked within the first year of it's existence andlater rebuilt - as three individual cars - by the persons who obtained the wrecked body shell, the original engine block and the original paper title. NONE of them are really 'original' yet all claim to be.
"A toaster would be the perfect gift to attract depositors, because it
symbolizes that their money will soon be BURNT."
I think a dildo would be more appropriate as soon they will all be fucked.
The problem no longer is attracting depositors - it is not losing all your depositors. Just ask Cyprus.
Last time I looked the Cypriot bank depositors were all still there... none had left except the lucky few who had managed to exhaust their meagre savings by ATM withdrawels
Perhaps, you may want to check one day after the banks open. If they open at all.
If cyprus account holders could get spiderman towels instead of stock at these they could have something of value.
Do worry your money is safe wtih us and is backed by spiderman towels
better quality than the 'spaderman' paraphenalia available south of the u.s. border
They could try giving them these:
Or one of these for those in the U.S.:
thats frugality for you!
17 slobs who all towel off with ONE towel!
They'll need it as the final round of make or break begins at 8 pm sharp EST.
We have a dream or we have a scream; putin eats ice cream either way.
Another marxist triumph!
No problem, if they just turn the water off next no one will need towels.
Breaking.....do to inflationary pressures the depositor incentive is now a Spiderman washcloth......
Got to be worth at least 90 trillion.
Macy's still has them. Just costs a 9.9% levy tax from your bank account.
Good joke - click on this link = Out of Stock
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