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It's Going To Be A Long Night (With Updates)

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As liquidity started to come back into FX markets this evening, it is very clear that humans and algos are reacting to every headline, rumor, and bloviation from Europe. In the last two hours, as this chart of EURUSD shows, while the range is small, the reactions are telling. It does appear from the EUR ramps that no-news-is-good-news for now - though evidently, the facts behind that 'no news' paint a different picture. As S&P 500 futures just opened, so EURJPY was ramped 70 pips to hold the only policy tool the Fed has left at unch (for now).

 

EURUSD

 

and the second S&P 500 futures opened (looking like they should gap down 10-15 points based on Treasury futures and FX carry), so 'they' ramp EURJPY 70 pips to save the day...

 

As ES, FX, and Bonds remain divergent... (the chart above is shown in the blue oval below!!)

 

UPDATE: S&P 500 Futures ramped to take out Friday's stops...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:07 | 3369948 Irelevant
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Long week td :)

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:11 | 3369956 toys for tits
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Cyprus president offered to resign while in the EU, IMF meeting, which makes one ask, who's his boss?

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/mar/24/eurozone-crisis-cyprus-ba...

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:27 | 3369980 DoChenRollingBearing
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I'll be up late tonight and up early tomorrow to watch the action!

 

EDIT:

Drudge has lots of headlines about the Middle East now: http://drudgereport.com/

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:28 | 3370009 francis_sawyer
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get a life...

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:51 | 3370079 DoChenRollingBearing
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:)

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:17 | 3370235 francis_sawyer
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@DCRB

~~~

I like you... But 'up all night'..."... C'Mon man!

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:40 | 3370325 DoChenRollingBearing
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Have no fear!  I will be in bed by 2:00 AM or so...

Even my rhetoric can go a little overboard, not enough grease?

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 04:10 | 3371347 Rakshas
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GEEZ IF I'M NOT IN BED BY MIDNIGHT I GO HOME..........

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:54 | 3370096 cifo
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Haven't we been through the same sh*t last weekend? When TF will this end, if ever?

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:30 | 3370016 Going Loco
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My thanks to the Durdens for their work this day. Pathetically small donation is coming.

Whatever happened to Marla?

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:37 | 3370035 wee-weed up
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What's the latest on the rumor that Assad might be dead?

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:44 | 3370052 francis_sawyer
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Here are the HOTLINKS:

~~~

binladen.com

chavez.com

generalissimofranciscofranco.com

rasputin.com

 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:47 | 3370064 otto skorzeny
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no bias there.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:50 | 3370077 Max Hunter
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LMAO.. and how convenient, he was killed by imadinnerjacket.. You can't make this shit up.. Ohh wait.. yes you can.. Nevermind

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:53 | 3370377 Zwelgje
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Al-Khateeb, leader of FSA resigned. So some serious noise has to be made to push this to the background.

 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:00 | 3370141 Stuck on Zero
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Bury your PMs and then sit down and read Charles Dickens to see what life will be like in a few years.

 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:43 | 3370050 Buck Johnson
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This isn't good, I don't see anything positive coming out of this.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:55 | 3370104 toys for tits
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Same link as above.

And a small homemade bomb has gone off at a local Bank of Cyprus branch.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:12 | 3369957 DJ Happy Ending
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I am long Ben Bernanke's big gay bear vibe.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:49 | 3370040 Croesus
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..

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:34 | 3370023 stocktivity
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There you go....Here's your deal!  - eurogroup supposed to be starting soon. suggests herman's cut the deal. talk of 40% haircut for bank of cyprus. it has €28bn savings

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/mar/24/eurozone-crisis-cyprus-ba...

11:22 GMT

New highs tomorrow

It's all Bullshit!

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:46 | 3370059 Sir Humphrey
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Shit just got real as a bomb exploded at a Cyprus bank.......

 

.....Spiderman nowhere to be seen

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WvVCqW-nVA

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 21:41 | 3370609 thisandthat
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Don't panic - simple cosmetic operation. The front-office image was no longer reflecting the back-office reality, so they just made some readjustments to make it all look a little bit more consistent.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:09 | 3369949 Tom Servo
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Bullish!

 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:16 | 3369969 agent default
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Nah, it's just bullshit.  Like every "market" reaction since 2009.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:29 | 3370015 AllWorkedUp
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Yep. A fool's game.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:50 | 3370076 max2205
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Can you say 1600.... This week

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:18 | 3369977 peter4805
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Yup, if Wily Coyote can hover in mid air, there's no reason why the Euro can't do the same.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:09 | 3369950 PersonalRespons...
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Arrows!

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:09 | 3369951 ShortTheUS
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We need a drinking game of sorts for nights like these.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:25 | 3370000 CClarity
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Drink on "bomb".  We'd all be too drunk too fast on "gold" or "Germany" or "deposits" or "run".

Bomb will get us pleasantly lit.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 21:06 | 3370433 Van Halen
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I find your lack of faith in bombs disturbing.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:46 | 3370060 duo
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My brackets are blown, might as well watch the banking system implode.

Go Florida Gulf Coast U! 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:11 | 3369954 Sudden Debt
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the clown is spewing his weekend alcohol

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:11 | 3369955 CheapBastard
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That looks like my EKG when I read the Swimsuit edition of what's that rag called....

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:13 | 3369960 Truther
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A great clusterfuck..Am sure. Bring out the lollipops

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:13 | 3369961 yrbmegr
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When did the breakup of the Euro Zone become inevitable?

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:16 | 3369971 jim249
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From the day it was formed.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:18 | 3369976 yrbmegr
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I thought someone would say that, and it's not entirely untrue.  But I'm wondering what event has really sealed its fate.  You will recall that, initially, the euro appreciated and surpassed parity with the dollar.  Those were the gravy days.  What event really changed that?  Was it the 2008 financial crisis?

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:28 | 3369991 Ratscam
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Lisbon Treaty turned EU into EUSSR.
That was the big event in 2009 and hardly anyone noticed!
http://www.civitas.org.uk/eufacts/FSTREAT/TR6.htm

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:38 | 3370038 yrbmegr
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Interesting.  Makes the various crises in Europe look even more intractable.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:53 | 3370091 NoDebt
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Europe is right next to the middle east so "intractable problems" come with the territory.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:25 | 3370002 toys for tits
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They succeeded in yoking together an ox and a donkey, which never works as it puts too much strain on the donkey.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:58 | 3370394 WmMcK
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Do not plant two kinds of seed in your vineyard.  It defiles the fruit.

It's truly amazing how many lessons we continually need to relearn.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:13 | 3369962 ziggy59
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Revealed, the secret plan to airlift stranded Britons from Cyprus: Military to rescue up to 60,000 expats as island faces financial meltdown

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298236/Cyprus-crisis-Military-r...

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:34 | 3370027 toys for tits
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Thanks for the article post.

Lesley, who runs an animal sanctuary in the mountains above Limassol, is down to her last 64 euros. Before the crisis, many of her 15 dogs and 20 cats were sponsored – 20 euros a month each – and that, supplemented by cleaning work, was her chief source of income.

‘It’s drying up because people haven’t now got the money to sponsor animals. Who can blame them? 

At the moment I’ve got 50 euros in my purse and just 14 in the bank and that, sadly, is it,’ she said.

‘I am worried about feeding the animals. As it is, some of the dogs are, like me, living on pasta.’ 

Whatever the outcome of rescue talks, the crisis has already dealt an irreparable blow to Lesley’s livelihood – and that of many other Britons in Cyprus. Some expressed fears yesterday that they are days away from closing their businesses.

Central planning strikes again. Stupid lying cocksucking fuckfaces Troika.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:59 | 3370397 RockyRacoon
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Sorry to report that the dogs may soon be dining on Lesley.  Good thing she's not keeping cats.  They don't even have to be hungry.  At least a dog has some self respect.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 21:08 | 3370443 Van Halen
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I think the dogs might soon be dining on Lesley. And the people might soon be dining on the dogs. And then on the bankers.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:39 | 3370041 disabledvet
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read the comments...second most popular being "this stuff is all bullshit" but i'm agreeing with you ziggy. i think this one might be the proverbial "straw that breaks the camel's back." i'll be watching dollar yen...as in "dollar get's whacked yen surges." in my view that's the cue that "the euro is done." TOTAL chaos in Europe if that's the case. Borders will have to be closed, checkpoints set up...Germany is the only country with a draft, but France, Britain and Sweden have bad ass military's. Will there be a draft in the USA? We shall see...

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:13 | 3369963 stocktivity
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A deal will be struck. Benny is probably on the phone this minute with the leaders of the European Central Bank. new highs tomorrow...It's all Bullshit!

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:32 | 3370007 Law97
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Indeed everybody knows a deal will be struck, that's why markets were ho-hum about it all last week and why futures are still flat even after 2 additional days of negotiating.

 

 Every time the last several years the market had plunged on fiscal cliffs, government shutdowns, eurozone fears, Greece, the market has come roaring back.  We have all the same string of macro-disasters this year but the market has shrugged them all off.  A year ago we'd be down 10% by now with the barrage of negative news and crises hitting week after week.  But not now.  The sheeple have been conditioned.

 

Nothing can bring this market down.  Nothing short of total catastrophe, like the Fed hinting they might end liquitidy injections. 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:40 | 3370045 disabledvet
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really? "nothing"? what if the market just "goes down anyways" dipshit.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:49 | 3370071 otto skorzeny
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lehman is contained

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:50 | 3370078 otto skorzeny
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2008 crisis never ended-they just threw up some new drywall to hide the rot

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:04 | 3370169 chubbyjjfong
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Yeah, and I read the same sought of comments in 2008. Because everyone saw that one coming too right? If you believe that sought of BS then you should be ass deep in the shit that MSM shovels you daily. Its the lack of faith that will destroy the shitshow this time around. No amount of printing can get you out of that sough of hole.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:19 | 3369979 BlueStreet
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It's been a long year so far so a night is no big deal. 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:20 | 3369986 asteroids
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Computers screwing with each other. Real humans will sell tomorrow at the open if there isn't a deal. Fear over greed.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:26 | 3370003 Zgangsta
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Quick! Someone wake Tom Petty and have him write a song imploring peace in Cyprus!

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:35 | 3370299 Piranhanoia
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not Tom, but;   "Don't come around here no more, mutti,  don't come around here no more, nein.  No more of your eurowhores,  don't come around here no more.

 Pay it up,  you don't get any longer,  Cough it up

Shutthefuckup,  whatever your looking for,  don't come round here any more

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 21:10 | 3370452 Van Halen
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Screw Petty! Someone get Slayer to write a song - this is their territory, the beginning of the end.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:33 | 3370013 chump666
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FX market is pointing bullish

ECB and Fed are going all out kill the DXY longs, EUR bid as a lot are holding huge USD positions: http://link.reuters.com/cuj86t

The money printers want you all in, crushing safe havens (well done Cyprus, just vote yourself out!) so you can party with the academia lunatics.

 

 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:28 | 3370266 Orly
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Greetings, Chump.

I would wait to get long Euros (especially EURJPY...) at the beginning of the American session, when risk-on is the tonic of the day.

:D

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:33 | 3370019 aleph0
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Lighten up with some damn good comedy .....especially at ca. 1:50 in Part 2 :

 

Part 1 : Bird & Fortune - Financial crisis - Silly Money, Nov 08  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDdcD-1xoo

 

 

Part 2 : Subprime Banking Mess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC31Oudc5Bg&feature=player_embedded

 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:38 | 3370039 stormsailor
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1809 hrs and 1919 hrs,  4 point pumps on the es.  stands out like a sore dick.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:45 | 3370055 The Invisible Foot
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HYPERINFLATION....ACTIVATE!

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:48 | 3370066 goldstandard
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CBS Market Watch is now reporting a deal with Cyprus has been struck.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:33 | 3370291 Orly
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It's Fox/Sky WSJ now, not CBS.  Hasn't been CBS in years.

;/

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:50 | 3370070 q99x2
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Just BTFD. You'll know when to get out when the independent media begins to tweet and report of massive military movement across the US.

 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:50 | 3370074 zerosum
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>CBS Market Watch is now reporting a deal with Cyprus has been struck.

Of course they are. How many times has this Sunday night scam been pulled off since 2008? I've lost count.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:52 | 3370087 otto skorzeny
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CBS is the black heart of Zionist MSM.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:53 | 3370080 stocktivity
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'herman van rompuy has brokered an agreement between cyprus and the troika' - EU source

11:35 PM - 24 Mar 13

no levies, it's a haircut, probably 40% only on bank of cyprus - EU source

11:36 PM - 24 Mar 13

popular bank being 'resolved', bank of cyprus ok - eu source. not clear what happens to popular's 9.2 bn liquidity loans

11:37 PM - 24 Mar 13

11.45pm GMT

Euro rises on deal news

News that there might be a deal in Brussels has sent the euro rising around half a cent, up at $1.3033 against the US dollar (from $1.297 a few minutes earlier).

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:02 | 3370151 IMA5U
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It's now a long nite if you were betting on armageddon 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:10 | 3370214 Law97
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You would have to have been a fool to short this market over the weekend.  Really there were one of only two possible outcomes:  1) deal reached, market soars, or 2) deal not reached, market dribbles higher on deal "hopes."  The market will go higher, the deal-no-deal drama only impacts when, tomorrow or Tuesday.

 

Has anybody not yet figured out how this works?  I'm just surprised there are still suckerable shorts out there.  Guess there have to be otherwise knowledgeable players wouldn't still be able to front run these moves over and over and over again. 

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 21:51 | 3370668 Gromit
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Works until it doesn't.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:10 | 3370213 ISEEIT
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Its all a market in the end. These fuckers maybe don't understand that we learn? Perv all you like but in the end?? We will fuck you.

Have fun though:)

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 22:04 | 3370720 WallowaMountainMan
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santelli will not let this go unnoticed.

nor will the old guard himself.

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 02:57 | 3371321 dojufitz
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A long nite....i'm already down to the last third of my bottle of Merlot and its not even 6pm....

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