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European Financials Biggest 1-Week Plunge In 8 Months; Russian Ruble Nears 2013 Highs

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It was all going so well. TV pundits could proclaim their omnipotence - knowing full well that Cyprus was a storm in a teacup - and then D-Bom hit the wires with some harsh reality speak. European banks plummeted - most of Italy's banking system ended limit down, European bank credit spreads blew to their widest in 4 months and bank stocks are playing catch down - as we pointed out recently  (with their biggest 6-day plunge in 8 months) and almost negative YTD. Equity indices across the continent saw their biggest drops in a month (since the Italian elections) but it was Spain and Italy that bore the brunt - rightfully so as fulcrum securities. Bond spreads snapped wider (from opening notably tighter) as rumors of an Italy downgrade and Fitch reconsidering the sovereign/banking link didn't help. Swiss 2Y rates held at 0% and while it dropped notably on the day, Switzerland's SMI was the best performing stock market on the day, as the Russian Ruble saw its best day against the EUR in 6 weeks. "Europe is fixed," indeed.

 

 

Credit knew something was coming...as 'bail-in' chatter has been around for a few months

 

Spain and Italy were battered...

 

and EUR was offered...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:45 | 3372795 MieleBauknecht
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D-Bom dijsselbloem rulez

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:51 | 3372826 Manthong
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Hair cuts, er, Crew Cuts, anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_ds7ZF8Xg

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:55 | 3372848 Cdad
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Haircuts = Spleenectomy.

Redraft and submit

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:59 | 3372874 Son of Loki
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Haircut = colonoscopy (without the anesthetic)

 

 

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:00 | 3372880 Diet Coke and F...
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Fixed... Fixed... Like neutered fixed? Or like... Price fixed? I get so confused sometimes... :P

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:54 | 3372847 kliguy38
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C-bomb=capital controls= END game

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:46 | 3372800 asteroids
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Will the margin clerks start liquidating this afternoon?

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:55 | 3372850 Groundhog Day
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PPT is on it.  Their will be no liquidating today, tomorrow or ever again.

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:10 | 3372934 scatterbrains
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yes margin rates can always go negative and BB will pay you to hold SPX

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:54 | 3372802 fonzannoon
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Goddammit SSSSHHHHHHHHHH the fast money guys are about to talk about Netflix! (again)

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:47 | 3372807 stinkhammer
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women and children first

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:48 | 3372819 monopoly
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Luv it. Perfect!

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:49 | 3372821 MieleBauknecht
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just cut your money into pieces EUR100.000 each an everything is fine

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:50 | 3372823 faboutlaws
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Europe is "fixed" like a steer.

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:55 | 3372853 Mike in GA
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Lies to keep the markets propped up are like stimulus to keep an economy propped up:  It takes more and more of them to achieve less and less.  But all CBs do it, all policymakers do it and markets edge higher until BOOM!  A single utterance of TRUTH sets back the whole shebang.

Reality does have a way of eventually asserting itself. 

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 12:57 | 3372863 lotusblue
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Is the Rubble the new Suisey ?

The FEAR is growing

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:02 | 3372883 mdtrader
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  • EUR/USD comfortably below 1.2880. No hope for that now.
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:01 | 3372885 Son of Loki
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Other savers in the EU better not yell, "we didn't see it coming."

 

They still have time to run.....

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:02 | 3372888 ziggy59
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Europe, your typical Fix-a-upper...
I think Charles Bronson , The Mechanic can fix things pretty good-er..
Maybe, Vlads Put in Place, is hiring

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:33 | 3373065 machineh
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Charles Bronson ... didn't he star in Euro Death Wish?

That film where he tours the capitals of Europe, blowing away banksters?

Wish he were here to film a sequel.

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:09 | 3372916 mdtrader
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Nobody wants to put their money into a currency where it might be confiscated. Weekly EUR/USD chart suggests to me that we are heading back to 1.20 for starters.

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:33 | 3373073 desirdavenir
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We proudly present you the list of currencies with no confiscation at all

  • USD
  • JPY
  • GBP
  • Zimbabwean dollar
  • ...

no ordering whatsoever

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:20 | 3372984 ebworthen
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I can't imagine being a bank depositor in Italy or Spain and not going to the bank today to make a sizable withdrawal.

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:25 | 3373016 Downtoolong
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D-Bom hit the wires with some harsh reality speak.

A picture may be worth 1,000 words, but a few words can still cost $100 billion dollars.

 

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:42 | 3373128 Charles Wilson
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And my ex-wife's lawyer proved it...

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:28 | 3373039 DutchR
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For $500, what would fibonacci say?

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:32 | 3373063 ebworthen
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"It's all down the toilet from here, but the Fibonacci swirl you see as your savings are vaporized will rotate in different directions depending on what side of the equator you are on."

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:49 | 3373168 DutchR
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Damn, that's the secret why they all have banks in the caribbean, less coriolus effect www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpnuqJUmUN8

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