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Meet The "Experienced And Versatile" Ms. Antoniades: The Woman Liquidating Cyprus' Banks
It is perhaps oddly fitting that Andri Antoniades "an experienced and versatile Senior Executive Banker with a proven track record of success (who lists "travelling [sic], cooking and community work" as his interests") i.e., the "special administrator" just announced by the Cyprus Central Bank to implement last night's announced wind-down of the second largest Cyprus bank, Laiki (which supposedly was the primary money laundering conduit for wealthy Russians and other oligarchs) worked for 25 years in that other titan of alleged global money laundering: HSBC (which has neither admitted nor denied such allegations formally). Because who better to unwind a money laundering operation than one who has (allegedly) two and a half decades of experience winding one.
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"Useful Idiot" comes to mind.
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So this guy was elected, right?
lol.
Mainstream Media Carries NONE Of These "Details"...
This Whole Thing Is A Fucking Scam ...
Has The Whole Of Europe Morphed Into A MEGA Money-Laundering Operation ???????????????
Right, hire a thief to improve security.
Join us, bitchez and gentleniggas, for the Tour de Farce 2013. It's gonna be off the hook. Who's gonna fuck over who? Which nation will eat shit first? How many people will starve and die? Sit tight and stay tuned for. Tour. De. Farce.
"Excellent people skills". LOL! Hahahhahahahah! Ohhhh hahhahahah! I need to stab myself in the eye to stop laughing!
Is "doping" allowed or not?
No, just the veneer has worn away...
Gal... not that it matters what gender you are when you are a gut-sucking vulture.
Are you kidding? With all that HSBC experience, he knows EXACTLY how to LAUNDER it ALL!
ALL the kronies will get their cash; and ALL the muppets will get f'ked.
FTM[uppet]FW!
[BTW -- what's up with the posting mechanism?]
Once your post gets replied to you can no longer edit it. So I wouldn't bother trying to make place holder posts.
how a single shot has not been fired toward a banker is mind numbing
What the fuck is corporate social responsibility??
Where the fuck is the four year MBA??? ( not that it makes a shit )..
From a brainless treasurer to this.... LOL!!!!
Indeed..
I think i am going to run, er, drive over to the bank.
This is all i need to see right here.
It's going to become painfully obvious here pretty soon that not one of these so called educated financial geniuses actually HAVE the proper training let alone ability.
An ability to absorb massivee amounts of Polonium 210 and still complete my tasks.........
The headline says: "Ms. Antoniades", but in the body of the paragraph below is says: "his".
Is this a chick or a dude?
Either way, that resume is packed so full of the usual bullshit credits that mean absolutely nothing that it might as well just have said, " I'm a kiss ass to the elites and will do anything you want me to for a dollar or a Euro, or a bitcoin."
Dead man walking?
Yeah, I was thinking, "Hmmm, he's going to enjoy all of his future community work projects."
DHS purchased another hollow point for each and every American citizen. Banksters about to start the killing.
Charlie Sheen for drug czar.
"Computer Skills: MS Office." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They speak British English in Cyprus, so Travelling is the correct spelling, or have I missed the point?
Agreed, does not deserve [sic].
Tylers...........this is fabulous. Not sure how you got this but nonetheless, fabulous.
Wikileaks has nothing on ZH.
Confiscate the residential property is next for collateralizing the banks. Either thru exhorbitant taxation or outright....Just wait and see....
I don't think that the Monty Python script writers could put together a piece more ridiculous than what we are witnessing right now.
Ministry of silly bank regulators ?
OK I am putting this up
The Money Programme
Training in corporate social responsibility. LOL.
Do you think 'Boris' will send him a friendly email or drop by in the middle of the night for a little conversation?
Don't tell me there is more than one!
i'm gonna give her a call....
Ms. Antoniades should get on well with the IMF's man on the job, the rock-jawed Mr Lagarde.
that depends if lagarde and antoniades share the same interests (travelling, cooking and community work). i wonder if "cooking" is in banksteri language the code word for "cooking books".
Has he just changed sex?
Peter North could liquidfy the banks in less than a day.
Meanwhile on Yahoo: http://news.yahoo.com/8-totally-cool-uses-drones-125142852.html
Yes! These crooks are better than a Swiss watch Rolex, better than Timex, they keep on ticking and take a lickin'...and lets not forget the important fact! ...getting recycled into global position situations (the new GPS ) to keep the Ponz alive.
Well, not everything ticks, that goes BOOMyah in the night!
Wasn't HSBC the bank that likes to say 'Yes'?
OK it wasn't, it was TSB, back in the 1980s, but HSBC should really buy the rights to the slogan.
...after all, they just can't seem to say no when it comes to dirty washing...especially Burrito stained washing...
As soon as I saw HSBC I thought "We're saved!"
At least it ain't BCCI
The Corporate Social Responsibility course and community work should come in handy at the soup kitchen
What is Corporate Social Responsiblity? Corporaitons are responsible to one thing but "manage" an image potrarying yet another so she learned to primp things... Gresham's Law says if a corporation truly did invite such "social responsiblity" it would get eaten by its competators...
Would love to see her email in box in a couple days as it has been made public here on ZH
Funny that once the main stream puts these stories to bed ZH just gets started! Bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaa
"Ms. Antoniades: The Woman Liquidating Cyprus' Banks" --- " (who lists "travelling [sic], cooking and community work" as his interests") "
Tyler.
Are you trying indirectly to tell us that Ms. Antoniades is a MAN?, WOMAN?, TRANSEXUAL?, TRANSVESTITE?, TRANSEXUAL?, or HERMAPHRODITE?
Probably a hermaphrodite given that Cyprus is the birthplace of Aphrodite (Venus).
People should not be shocked by such revelations. After all, did anyone think that key people would be drawn from the Salvation Army?
In any case I half expect news that some banker will meet an unfortunate ending sooner or later. Russians are not polite when it comes to squaring the account.
The depositors are in good hands lool.
I can see the confusion
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=andri+antoniades&hl=en&client=safari&rl...
Ladyboy?
re: "travelling [sic]" ...
"travelling" is the correct British spelling. "traveling" is the American spelling.
How the fuck did she get the job with a CV so badly written and presented. Mmmmmmmmm!
Degree in "Corporate Social Responsibility". Ya, i.e. financial rape". This is soooo sad and serious.
Yo Tylers
Travelling is the form used in England. Not every English speaker in the world is from Podunk Iowa.
"In Russia you don't liquidate bank. Bank liquidates you!"
HSBC? Fluent in money laundering, so she will do well for both the ECB and the Russian ex-KGB types. I wonder how she is going to explain her qualifications to them.
Most important question of all and will tell us how she got to be the "appointed director": "Who's her daddy?"
Interesting that she lists her experience all the way back to 1985, but says nothing about her schooling or what she did between 1979 when she should have gotten her undergrad degree and 1985.
Or, is she just another Erin Callan (useful idiot), as someone above says?
Damn, every commentor on this little tid bit of a article has "new" in front of their monikor. Is ZH getting that many new people??
Oh, I know, the older ones are getting packed off to some black hole of a dungeon by Homeland Security, I get it, carry on!
Hey I not new!!! But that ok, I ma still commenting!
Ah, the talented Ms. Antoniades ...
True.
In Texas it's 'gittin round'.