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Cyp-Riot-Cams Warming Up?

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The Channel 4 News' Faisal Islam just tweeted:

The night is young. We will bring more as we see it. We doubt we will have long to wait.

 

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Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:43 | 3381985 Ahmeexnal
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RISE UP!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:45 | 3382005 THX 1178
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RISE AGAINST!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382008 Ahmeexnal
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Silver is also rising up against the manipulators as we speak!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:48 | 3382020 ParkAveFlasher
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Sinclair called it.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:49 | 3382036 Ahmeexnal
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Drones over Cyprus are next.

BUT!!! EVEN PREDATOR DRONES ARE BECOMING SENTIENT AND RISING UP AGAINST THEIR MASTERS:

http://dissenter.firedoglake.com/2012/10/26/contemporary-colonialism-the...

 

The Predator drones being flown are prone to accidents. In a few cases, they have even become sentient.

In March 2011, a Predator parked at the camp started its engine without any human direction, even though the ignition had been turned off and the fuel lines closed. Technicians concluded that a software bug had infected the “brains” of the drone, but never pinpointed the problem.

“After that whole starting-itself incident, we were fairly wary of the aircraft and watched it pretty closely,” an unnamed Air Force squadron commander testified to an investigative board, according to a transcript. “Right now, I still think the software is not good.”

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:55 | 3382060 flacon
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I had a dream last night about shooting down those small drones with a shot-gun, like shooting birds. I kid you not.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:57 | 3382090 Dr. Richard Head
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I wonder if pointing my green laser light at these fucking things will get me 20 months in the slammer?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:01 | 3382117 Ahmeexnal
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wear a barry soetoro mask when you do that

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:17 | 3382211 Rubicon
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Sorry, where is silver up?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:55 | 3382064 Joe Davola
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Maybe Subaru supplied their remote starters.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:00 | 3382108 NewThor
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Speaking of cameras and global instability, when is NASA going to point the Hubble at Comet Ison, the comet that is supposed to be 10 times brighter than the full Moon?

Hurm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5a7uwDkgZs

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:56 | 3382077 MsCreant
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I can't stand it. You post shit about UFOs and sentient drones and you are of course entitled to your opinion but MAN your foot loop shit sure brings down the tone of things here.

I like some of your comments and you are funny.

This crap sucks.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:23 | 3382244 LFMayor
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ROFL!   Careful Ms, you up and disparage Contrail Theory and you'll be getting the mandatory two-auto-junks just like I've earned.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:25 | 3382260 Henry Hub
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Just out of curiosity what is "foot loop shit"?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:34 | 3382297 LFMayor
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pretty sure she meant Froot Loop, as in the cereal.  And as in deranged.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:57 | 3382085 Dr. Engali
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Skynet is becoming self-aware. It will be interesting to see how many get hijacked when we get into our first real confrontation.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382021 TruthInSunshine
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Send in the Drones.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:49 | 3382033 espirit
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dang, beat me to it!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:50 | 3382041 TruthInSunshine
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I almost wrote "clowns," then remembered what year it was.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:59 | 3382106 espirit
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Clowns are still pretty scary.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:50 | 3382043 Ahmeexnal
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Read my comment above re sentient drones revolting against their masters.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:53 | 3382053 drink or die
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As an engineer, I recognize the "it was a software bug" excuse as speak for "I have no fucking clue".

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:48 | 3382384 fuu
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Someone hacked the thing and this is just part of the sapirturf.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:55 | 3382076 OutLookingIn
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Cue; SKYNET.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:48 | 3382026 YBNguy
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This is "must watch T.V.," I cannot wait for the Car-B-Ques.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:05 | 3382141 rogeliokh
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It's all good for Bernank, he getting away with massive money printing, More he prints, higher dollar goes and Gold

is under control as well. This Ponzy Market never drops. It's a first time when GOLD doesn't follow money supply.

Bastards!

 

 

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:48 | 3382025 kliguy38
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Yes after the "deadly" Greek riots, I fully expect to see some harsh pushing and shoving in food lines.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:52 | 3382048 NoWayJose
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The Troika only took jobs and hope from the Greeks - the Troika is taking that plus their money in Cyprus

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:58 | 3382084 MsCreant
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Don't FUCK with my money. I hear you.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:49 | 3382035 O Tempora O Morons
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All the little angels rise up, rise up

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:53 | 3382058 Groundhog Day
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I wonder if vegas has odds on how many branches will be torched and the total destruction caused. 

On another note, once the destruction is done the bankers can blame the depressoin on the citizens for destroying the place

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:54 | 3382061 El Oregonian
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He has Risen!!!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:30 | 3382272 madcows
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Not until Sunday.  first he has to have dinner with his peeps, then get hung, then lecture ChairSatan, AND THEN he can rise up and throw off the shekels.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:57 | 3382081 insanelysane
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Will make Black Friday at a Walmart seem like a family picnic.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:44 | 3381989 zorba THE GREEK
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Tomorrow is the big day. Cypriots will be able to visit their money and

even take home a small sample 'a very small sample'

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:51 | 3382046 Mae Kadoodie
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Just wait for the first guy to screw up his PIN code or have his card eaten by the ATM.  Bloody riot!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:44 | 3381990 Cangaroo.TNT
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Why are you using this guy as a source?  His last name being "Islam", he's obviously a terrorist.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:53 | 3382056 joak
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What terrorist, he has a tie. Terrorists never wear such, that's why bankers never go to jail !

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:56 | 3382424 THX 1178
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Anyone who wears a tie knows exactly what they're talking about no matter what all the time. A guy with a tie on told me so. If you shook his hand, you would say "ouch". What a guy. He'll be eating dogfood with all the rest.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:05 | 3382782 bornlastnight
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Shoot the guy with the red tie.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:00 | 3382065 Urban Redneck
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If his last name is Islam the he probably isn't a part of that massive Joo Banker-MSM conspiracy.  However, he could be a Turkish plant as part of that Mooslim-CIA-NATO conspiracy to take the other half of Cyprus that they failed to get in '74 when they were trying to keep the Russians out the last time around... 

 

Edit: Some quote by Santayana comes to mind, but the alternative of sticking my head in the sand is starting to look apealing after that (otherwise) insane proposition...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:45 | 3381992 Bunga Bunga
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It's just martial law, get used to it.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:45 | 3381997 Seasmoke
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it is SPRING time

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:45 | 3381999 1000 splendid suns
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In a pinch, fiat paper works well as a molotov wick.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:52 | 3382052 espirit
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Iceland = Island

Cyprus = Island

I don't believe they pay enough to get Bar-be-Qued.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:45 | 3382001 eclectic syncretist
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It's chopper Ben to the rescue!!!!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:46 | 3382006 Silver Garbage Man
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IT IS ON!!!!
Get your PHYZZ while you can. Too late is too late.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:50 | 3382039 NoWayJose
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They nailed silver this morning, but probably just to cover their shorts.  The only people short PMs going into tomorrow's bank runs are either stupid, or know that they have complete control of the PM market.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382007 TarzanNe1
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cypRiot cam you mean :)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382010 Dr. Engali
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Ah ...I was hoping to see me a good riot today. It was getting boring around here. I almost read a post by AnAnonymous.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 20:11 | 3383699 TheFourthStooge-ing
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ROR!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382011 ParkAveFlasher
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It was as if a half trillion Euros cried out in anguish ... and were no more ...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382012 BadKiTTy
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A BIG thanks to you guys/gals at ZH - it is my 'go to' place for the latest and greatest.  It also helps that you write with a funereal sense of humour - what is going on is not funny but it helps to have the odd laugh.  

Riot cams! Drones over the US, and and and .....Bloody hell - has it all really come to this? 

K@

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:48 | 3382023 GOLD AND SILVER...
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I'm still waiting for the deer in headlights pic, it's been awhile.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:56 | 3382074 GOLD AND SILVER...
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LoL, thanks.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:42 | 3382343 Arkadaba
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Actually, a grouping of deer is typically referred to as a herd, parcel or mob of deer :)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:42 | 3382931 americanspirit
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Here in Texas a group of deer is known as a "twofer" as long as you line up your shot correctly

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382014 GOLD AND SILVER...
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So, 80% haircuts now on deposits over 100k Euro, and the remaining 20% might not be paid out for 6-7 years.....if ever?

Folks, it's one thing to read about these events, it's another to have to live through them.  I cannot imagine how I would react if I woke up one morning, and 80-100% of everything I ever earned by playing by the rules, not screwing people over, and saved for myself and my family was stolen by the absolute scum of the earth.  Though, I do have an inner rage inside of me that knows what I do.

Let there never be any doubt, this is why they want our guns.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:57 | 3382080 joak
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You can ask Bruce Krasting to explain you over and over how fair it is.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:05 | 3382150 little buddy bu...
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no worries, all you'll need is rope and a video....

 

hang 'em high.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:20 | 3382227 walküre
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Good luck Cypriots getting paid a full salary this month or the rest of the year.

How is this supposed to work unless there's a massive devaluation coming at the same time? This is a currency reform in the making.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 17:21 | 3383127 Zymurguy
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I can tell you how I'd react... "lock and load kids, we're going to the bank to make a withdrawl".

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382015 NoWayJose
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I doubt their will be much major news coverage of this - probably a picture of a well behaved line and the talking head telling us that things are under control  We will need the twitter and camera phones to capture the real anger of the Cypriot people.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:52 | 3382055 GOLD AND SILVER...
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What's a Cyprus?  Hey have you heard about Florida Gulf Coast, they're this amazing team winning basketball games right now!!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:55 | 3382073 NoWayJose
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I did watch both Florida Gulf Coast games - really fun to watch - some of the things they do are almost GlobeTrotter like.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:38 | 3382315 LFMayor
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it's good to know that there are at least some people out there like me who hate the Globe Trotters for fuckin up the Scooby Doo cartoons.

Special Guests my ass.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:52 | 3382028 mdtrader
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Get to the chopper. God dammit Merkel, you got what you want. Now give dis people money!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:23 | 3382240 j0nx
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+1 for the predator/total recall combo.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:50 | 3382034 Id fight Gandhi
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"Everyone remain calm. We're just stealing your money, nothing to be concerned about."

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:50 | 3382040 drink or die
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If they riot then they won't get their daily $50 allowance from the banks.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:00 | 3382112 mammoth mo
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Not like they were going to get it anyway.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:24 | 3382249 j0nx
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Kinda like you either train this nice Indian guy to replace you or you won't get your 3 month severance.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:51 | 3382045 caimen garou
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love the smell of banks burning during a good riot!ha

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:52 | 3382049 lotusblue
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didn't the Triffids invade Cyprus first ?  Stablizing Controls comming to a country near you !

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:52 | 3382054 cherry picker
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.gov is our enemy.

.gov forgot who they work for, the people who pay taxes

.gov is trying to decide if gay marriages are entitled to benefits while the world is starting to crumble as there is no money left and who will pay the benefits?

.gov needs a major overhaul, starting at the top

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:54 | 3382062 virgilcaine
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The Cyglets are growing.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:56 | 3382066 ekm
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Officials and almost everybody either are forgetting or do not know that:

THE PUREST FORM OF MONEY IS TRUST.

 

IF TRUST IS EXPROPRIATED, then the system is about to collapse. There is no way back, now.

These are the last days.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:55 | 3382071 harami
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Let loose the drones of war!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:57 | 3382087 orangegeek
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Markets aren't going anywhere. 

 

May as well watch crowds of crazed people beat the hell out of each other.

 

 

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:58 | 3382096 Edward Fiatski
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Who is Faisal Islam? :) Must be a Turk inciting rebellion on behalf of the Northern part!!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:01 | 3382767 e-recep
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yeah, as if there was a reason to rebel for.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:59 | 3382101 mammoth mo
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Rock

 

Hard Place

 

Open the banks - Rock - Oddly enough the transfers are fine.  Electric money only kills the balance sheet.  The physical money which everyone will need is the problem.  They don't have it.  Electric money is the lie.  The lie blows up when the guy at the corner store says I will not accept your transfer which will allow them to steal my money.

 

Keep the banks closed - Hard Place - you create even more demand for currency.  Currency you don't have.  The magic printing press is electronic.  Not enough paper in the world to cover those lies.  

 

And yet, they have muddled through so far.  When was the last time banks were closed over a week?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:02 | 3382130 Lotionboy
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LET THE CHAOS BEGIN BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:06 | 3382144 Manipuflation
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Well, if they are going to sell them for this price....

http://www.apmex.com/Product/4018/5_Roosevelt_Dimes___90_Silver_50_Coin_Roll_Average_Circulated.aspx

Count me in.  I have my OZs already.  We must be able to divide the OZ.  It's not like I don't already have some rolls but I want MOAR and I just bought MOAR rolls.  Ship'em.  Fuck the freight.   

You can never have too many silver dimes.  The Bank of Manipuflation is about to add to the stack and the only fractional anything you will ever get out me is a silver dime...or maybe a copper penny...or some copper coated lead.  That's the way it is.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:23 | 3382247 persu
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People should rise everywhere, not just in crisis spot. It would be so much fun to see these socialist despots being beheaded.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:40 | 3382334 LFMayor
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Rise UP!
On out of Cyprus

Tell old Pharoah, let ma Papehs go!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:08 | 3382793 Paracelsus
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I had no idea that Luxemburg was so overleveraged. Not good. Stick a fork in it. Somebody somewhere is taking a hit on these CDS contracts. Now the SHTF big time . Oddly enough the people like Beppo Grillo and Ron Paul tried to warn us about this stuff but we weren't listening.

Both Beppo Grillo and Ron Paul were severely canned in the media.Talk about a voice in the wilderness,Ron paul has been trying to remove or reform the FED for THREE DECADES NOW.

The media wonder why they are held in such contempt,and why everyone is on the Net trying to understand events and protect themselves. Zimbabwe here we come...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:45 | 3382945 americanspirit
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Odd - not a single mention I can find regarding safe deposit boxes in those Cypriot banks. My guess is that anyone asking to visit their safe deposit box will be accompanied by several armed guards who will promptly confiscate the contents for "inspection".

Or perhaps all of the boxes have already been emptied.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 18:49 | 3383449 hairball48
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Somehow, I don't think this business in Cyprus is over just yet. It appears that a good bit of the Russian money got out before TSHF. So that left many ordinary Cypriots taking the ass-raping on the bank restructuring. So as I said, I don't think this over yet.

I wish the TV coverage and "riot cams" :) had English speakers or at least "subtitles" :) 

Best would be drones with riot cams. Better view.

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