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... Comes from Goldman's soon to be ex-tentacle in Italy, who took over, unelected, for Berlusconi when the ECB made it clear it was the Bunga way or the no SMP way.

  • ITALY'S MONTI SAYS HE CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE OFFICE

So, one's enthusiasm for one's job wanes when one actually has to be voted in and can only muster at best about 10% of the popular vote? Unpossible.

That said, we are confident Italy feels the same way as the soon to be defunct half of Europe's Goldman Super Mario Brothers.

Elsewhere, the man who won the Italian election, comedian Beppe Grillo, called Bersani and Berlusconi, "whoremongering fathers." And scene

 

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Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:00 | 3381309 Irelevant
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Fuck YEAH!

Shit to get ugly in the EU once the weather turns (hot...er).

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:12 | 3381351 hedgeless_horseman
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"Just a few more days of this shit, and I'll be sunbathing on one of Lord Blankfein's islands. It's going to be sweeeet.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:13 | 3381365 Irelevant
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This little fucker is utterly irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, no island for him. Maybe, just maybe, a one room flat in some friendly jurisdiction.

Who knew they were going to come for the bankers first?! I guess the social powder keg in the EU is ready for take off. Heads will roll. The sheep will still be fleeced in the end, as the gold/assets are long gone.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:25 | 3381405 redpill
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Yeah like a fat guy stuck on a deserted island is "looking forward" to going on a diet. Go fuck yourself Monti, fascist prick.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:13 | 3381366 Mercury
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Stick a fork in me, I'm calamari!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:18 | 3381382 ptoemmes
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I figure he probably can't wait to leave Italy as well. Bags already packed I'll bet.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:01 | 3381558 Edward Fiatski
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Mission Accomplised!

Either it's an act to flush Italy, and consequently the EuroZ down the toilette, or the Agent is truly, truly tired & horrified. :)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:53 | 3382402 simon.dc3
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Isn't ZeroHedge aware that Beppe Grillo runs his blog in English too? And that the translation is WAAAYYY better than that Google auto-translate?

Here it is, check it out: http://www.beppegrillo.it/en/

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:30 | 3382883 Leknam
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Do not underestimate this SNAKE.

For my money Monti knew exactly what he was doing all along, his objective was to SPLIT the vote and is the real winner.

The longer this stalemate carries on the more the EU will get CONTROL. The last ECB press conference Draghi gave, he was asked if he was worried about the Italian vote . His short answer was that the OMT will take care of it. 

Do not forget that Monti sees himself as a european first and Italian second. Another of his gems is that "we need a crisis to further the european project"

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:00 | 3381313 Dr. Engali
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He better do more than leave office. I'd say he will be safer off the continent when the shit starts really getting deep.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:08 | 3381348 scatterbrains
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maybe head to Paraguay where gold purchases are up 1000%  maybe chillax with the Bush's until this whole fiat thing blows over.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:11 | 3381355 Kaiser Sousa
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i can't wait til he sleeps with the fishes.....

FUCK YOU MONTI..........

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:18 | 3381363 TeamDepends
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Perhaps he and Silvio can get a stand-up routine going.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:21 | 3381397 ParkAveFlasher
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It's like the Rat Pack.  Obama can be Sammy Davis Jr., man.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:27 | 3381422 TeamDepends
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Yes!  He could sing "Candyman" but not very well.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:19 | 3381374 knukles
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Dateline March 27- Rome AP
EU announces Monti replacement, Dr. Paul Krugman, clueless self centered, egomaniacal, immature, sensitive and likely asexual pseudo economist who constantly reminds everybody that he won a Nobel Prize which does not exist, has been appointed by Goldman Sachs to assume the position of the worn out Mr. Monti, subsequent to his Goldmanite training hand cleaning Lloyd Blank-fien's solid gold commode previously owned by whatever his name was who got fired from Merrill Lynch, originally sent to the City of London for rehypothecation which was later released to the custody of Goldman Sachs for safekeeping.
Further confusion and a more rapid descent into the Seventh Circle of Hell is expected.
When reached for comment he was quoted as saying; "that's what Ben Bernanke just said.", with a dodgy look and shifty eye movement whilst rapidly rubbing his crotch and drooling.
End

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:21 | 3381395 TeamDepends
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Hey knuks and everybody else, is the Krugman who visits this site the real McCoy?  It sure looks like him....

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:28 | 3381430 knukles
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I dunno. Not sure it makes much difference... Who could tell?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:34 | 3381447 TeamDepends
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A clone perhaps?  We heard they are issued three clones each to do the dirty work.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:41 | 3381474 McMolotov
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If we could smell him over the interwebs, we'd know for sure. It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:11 | 3382168 Skin666
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In a good way

+ 1

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:33 | 3381437 Dr. Engali
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I could give you the answer to that question, but then I would have to kill you.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:00 | 3381319 debtor of last ...
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Looking for a nice McMansion on Cyprus after a face transplant mr. Monti?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:33 | 3381444 espirit
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He is responsible, so says the pontiff.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:04 | 3381327 NoDebt
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The feeling is mutual, I'm sure.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:06 | 3381328 Paper CRUSHer
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Hey fella's having viewed this horrific video a while back am not sure if any of you have seen this before so i'd like to share this which btw i initially was reluctant to post due to its content/nature as well as Zerohedge's policy of monitoring/moderating all posted contents.

The reason im posting this link is that many of us despise all the elite running the system,i.e. ,Bernanke,Dimon,Corzine,Blankfiend Wallstreet crime syndicate as well as the crooks sat in D.C. and around the globe.

I know many in the Zerohedge community frequently make comments such as...."bring out the guillotine"..."off with their heads"...."pitchforks time"....etc or sometimes just choosing coarse language to vent our anger.

So,i was just thinking to myself do we really want to see justice served in this manner? or would we just rather be happy that these criminals go down and get locked up for life behind bars  because below is a truly barbaric example of justice being served.

Tyler i'd be greatful if ya did not remove this link which is btw is NOT the actual video that has a seperate viewing option if you decide to follow the link.

DESCRIPTION

Two unfortunate individuals are captured by the mexican drug cartel,first interrogated then executed by beheading,one with a chainsaw the other with knife.

*Warning(Graphic video contains an over 18 viewer decleration)*

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=94f_1343002966&comments=1

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:12 | 3381359 SMG
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What the Elites have done will eventually lead to extreme suffering and/or death of BILLIONS of people.   Let the punishment fit the crime.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:26 | 3381417 Paper CRUSHer
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Bro,have you watched the video clip?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:39 | 3381466 SMG
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Yes it is brutal, and I would hope we never have to go there.  There is a difference too, the two guys captured did not deserve what they got. 

The Elites have already enslaved and impoverished billions.  How many people have died in Iraq and Afganastan and for what?  The Elite drug trade and weapon sales.   How many more are going to die in if there's a WWIII as the Elite are planning?

Provided we get the people truly responsible, what has been done is so EVIL there is no punishment too severe.  

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:48 | 3381505 Paper CRUSHer
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Yeah of course i agree an i understand where your coming from. What i'm trying to say is if the public ever got hold of these evil fuckers the above is what we TRULY would witness thats all.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:06 | 3381572 Pseudo Anonym
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....and what would be wrong with that if i may ask?

if the public ever got hold of these evil fuckers the above is what we TRULY would witness

it's not that the hofjuden financed bolsheviks did not do the same in russia.  or that the execution of the romanov (nicholas 2nd) family in 1918 by bolsheviks was any different.  or that the hofjuden were not at the root of the opium wars which led to millions of wasted lives while hofjuden were building their empire

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:24 | 3381660 SMG
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Wrong, the people responsible are not Jewish.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:56 | 3381768 JimBowie1958
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Some are but the vast majority are not. The key characteristic is not religion or ethnicity but ideology and a cliquish conspiracy of amoral financiers who are mostly from the Main Stream Protestant denominations, not Jewish synagogues.

If you want to find these MFers quickly and efficiently, first hit the Universities and Wall Street, not the Jewish temples.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:02 | 3381789 Pseudo Anonym
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i suggest we first focus on the hofjuden that own the fed and wall street (scroll to section 'hofjuden'):  http://tinyurl.com/dfztye 

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:56 | 3381771 Pseudo Anonym
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oh,...i see.  the jesuits made the lucifer worshipping hofjuden do it.  and the hofjuden just couldnt refuse the offer because it was so sweet.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:09 | 3381512 hedgeless_horseman
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I doubt those guys will ever receive a Nobel Peace Prize.

Drone strikes are much more humane. 

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:13 | 3381616 Pseudo Anonym
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pfft, go back to sleep and enjoy your dreams

Let the punishment fit the crime

why do you think the homeland security just bought 2 billion hollow point bullets?  for target practice?  or to protect the banksters should the people get the right idea?

 

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:17 | 3381383 Tinky
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I object only because the chainsaw uses fossil fuels.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:29 | 3381427 RichardENixon
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Yea but in fairness to them they shut it down for the second guy.  They clearly have some eco-conscience.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:19 | 3381391 Awakened Sheeple
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Hopefully mankind doesn't devolve into savagery. But who can say for sure. The poor will get more desperate as time goes on. God, I hope it doesn't get this bad.

 

Leave this up, Tyler. Some people here need a reality check.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:07 | 3381809 TNTARG
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Has mankind ever evolved from savagery (except for few creatures)?

I think we're the old savage people with new toys.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 15:19 | 3382559 roadhazard
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The only difference now from five thousand years ago is fashion, toilets and deodorant.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 23:01 | 3390593 Jreb
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And ipods.... don't forget our gadgets.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:18 | 3382836 PhilofOz
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Where I am, if I watch the crime of pedophilia on the net, or even looked at online photos of the same, I get thrown in jail, yet I can freely watch a video of a murder and there is no penalty. Something is truly fucked in this world! BTW, I choose to look at neither.  

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:04 | 3381332 eclectic syncretist
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He should be leaving on the end of a scud missile.  Another humble public servant concerned with nothing more than leaving the world in a better condition than he found it...........ha!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:04 | 3381333 the not so migh...
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thats a confidence builder

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:05 | 3381335 Dull Which
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His absence over the past week suggests his former colleague Mario Draghi has already left his

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:04 | 3381336 Hedgetard55
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An igloo in Alaska might be safe for Mario, or... might not. Ben's will be right next door, as will Tim's and Hank's and Janet's.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:42 | 3381476 knukles
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Weather report.
McFlurries

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:04 | 3381337 toady
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Goodbye.

Now, can we get more quotes from that comedian dude? He's hilarious!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:06 | 3381343 WhiteWolf
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He has already begun taking the meds for a "SEX CHANGE" as he is soon to be getting filled to the brim with Goldman,

Cypriot, Greece, and finally ECB, IMF sex toys.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:06 | 3381345 Yen Cross
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      The village sociopath hath spoken...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:07 | 3381347 Elijah Craig 18
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Monti's fingerprints are all over the crime scene. The damage is done and he can never truly "leave".

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:15 | 3381373 mdtrader
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Stocks will be green soon. 

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:18 | 3381390 RealityCheque
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FUCK YOU BERNANKE!

Oh wait sorry, old habit.

FUCK YOU MONTI!!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:19 | 3381392 Cursive
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Don't let the screen door hit your ass on the way out.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:21 | 3381396 DblAjent
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TPTB are through with him. Soon to have a rare accident or illness of some sort, I am sure...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:22 | 3381401 NoWayJose
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Shame the Italian elections are not NEXT week.  After seeing the press coverage of the bank runs in Cyprus, and talking to the very angry Cypriot 'common man', Grillo would get 80% of the vote.  It will be interesting to see how they smooth this over before the next election in Italy.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:24 | 3381413 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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When will we hear those melifluous words from Benjamin Bernanke Button?

Or did he already say that when he said that anyone can oversee the exit strategy?

Watching these markets is now like watching rain go up. The arrow of time is reversed.

Everyone is complicit now in this topsy turvy liquidity driven lunacy.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:28 | 3381429 Lost Wages
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Beppe Grillo sex scandal in 3, 2, 1...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:36 | 3381457 paulie
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Just like Berlusconi, Strauss Kahn and Clinton. Maybe it's because the Jews control the porn industry.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 11:43 | 3381479 knukles
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Where do we make deposits?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 00:58 | 3384343 StychoKiller
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It's my understanding the Mr. Grillo did NOT run for office, so what good would framing him do?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:05 | 3381580 Abraham Snake
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And scene

 

That was excelent.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:20 | 3381639 Bingfa
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What a coincidence, I can't wait for him to leave either...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:22 | 3381650 tony bonn
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"... "whoremongering fathers...."

this is the most truth i have heard in a week....pray for beppe...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:40 | 3381709 q99x2
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Don't let him escape. If he worked for GS he is guilty. Arrest him.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:49 | 3381740 TNTARG
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Porca miseria, Goldman Sucks!

Giú le mani dalla nostra Italia!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:59 | 3381780 JimBowie1958
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There are punishments that far exceed the proverbial 'Death of a Thousand Cuts' which was some real painful shit, back in the day.

I wont go into any details lest sociopaths might get an idea from me here, lol, but I will say the most painful things do not affect the nerves but the heart and soul. Regret, horror, despair and heartfelt anguish are much worse than anything some blade or flame can do.

Trust me.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:23 | 3381877 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Cyprus is just the warmup act. I don't know if Italy is the headliner but you can bet the shitstorm there if Beppe wins the second elections and they decide to walk out of the euro is going to be 10 times if not more bigger. Spain could implode first too before then. The crisis is not contained by a long shot, it is just getting started.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:37 | 3381953 zjxn06
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From another island nation with experience:

Steven Marley - Chase Dem!

And they say, it's a part of it,
So they buying you, sell your soul,
Well, my friend, the tought of it,
They will sell your soul for a piece of gold.

While their in their companion slaves,
Slaving trought the night,
I know i can find my way for out there is light.

Chase Dem! Run them politicians,
When i see them, i get cold.
(4x)

And they say, it's a part of it,
So they buying you, sell your soul,
Well, my friend, the tought of it,
They will sell your soul for a piece of gold.

When their in their companion slaves,
Slaving trought the night,
I know i can find my way...for out there is light.

Chase dem! Lord, them politicians
When i see them, i get cold
(4x)

And they say, it's a part of it,
So they buying you, sell your soul,
Well, my friend, the tought of it,
They will sell your soul for a piece of gold.

While their in their companion slaves,
Slaving trought the night,
I know i can find my way...for out there is light.

Chase dem! Lord, them politicians
When i see them, i get cold
(4x)

Chase them, run, run ay, ay, ay, ay

Get them on, get them on...
Running away, running away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEXhVi7ybx4

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:47 | 3382016 PontifexMaximus
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Grillo did everything right til now: stay on the sideline and look, just look, observe and "grattare al suo grillo". That's the name of the game. Hope he has the guts to continue to do so! In bocca al lupo!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:04 | 3382140 Skin666
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Tyler, that was beautiful!

 

Dripping with sarcasm!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:48 | 3382380 monad
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Jump Monti! JUMP!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 21:08 | 3383837 TerraHertz
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What's the difference between having your head cut off with a chainsaw, and being forced to eat Aspartame in nearly everything you can buy in the supermarket?

It's only a difference in timescale, and how obvious it is who is holding the chainsaw.

I say it's time to get medievil on these bastards.

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