Israel Tank Fires Into Syrian Territory Even As It Launches First Air Strike Into Gaza Since November Truce

Tyler Durden's picture

It has been a while since one had to track news of assorted real and false flag attacks involving Iran, Israel, Syria, Turkey, Gaza and various other middle-Eastern countries. That time is again here following news that an Israel tank fired into Syrian territory, supposedly in retaliation for a Syrian mortar hit in the Israeli-occupied Golan heights region (unclear if said mortar was launched by the domestic Al Qaeda-supported rebels, although we are confident the Assad army will surely get the blame as the story is further massaged).

Per Reuters: "Shots were fired at an IDF (Israel Defence Forces) patrol on the border. No injuries or damage was caused. In response, IDF forces returned precise fire at the source and reported a direct hit," the spokeswoman said. Earlier on Tuesday a mortar shell fired during fighting between Syrian forces and rebels landed in the Israeli-controlled territory of the Golan Heights, military sources said. It was unclear whether the gunfire or the shell were deliberately aimed at Israeli forces and the spokeswoman said it was not known whether they were fired by Assad's forces or the rebels."

The Israel military was certainly busy today, with the Syrian retaliation just one of its military offensives today, the other being the first airstrike launched against Gaza by Israel since the bloody conflict in November which nearly resulted in an all out war, even if this particular offensive was not reported by its defense forces.

From Reuters:

Israel launched an airstrike on the Palestinian Gaza Strip on Tuesday, the first such attack since a truce ended an eight-day cross-border war in November, Hamas, the Islamist movement that controls the territory, said.


"Occupation planes bombarded an open area in northern Gaza, there were no wounded," a statement from the Hamas Interior Ministry said. An Israeli military spokeswoman had no immediate comment and said she was checking the report.

It is unclear what the implications of this restart to the middle eastern conflict are as of yet, although it is safe to say that Getco's algos will promptly internalize the data, make it appear to be better than expected, and send the ES much higher, while selling Brent and gold.

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prains's picture

hey this is good for the economy, Shalom Depot gets new orders for replacement windows and we're all in the black. Buy,Buy,Buy!

TwoShortPlanks's picture

Glass Blowing Foreplay....fucking get on with it.

TwoShortPlanks's picture

My memory is a little off these many Russians died in WWII?

Must have only been a dozen or so coz they never seem to complain about it.

Not like this:

knukles's picture

Beat them fucking war drums.
Stir up the pot
Make belligerent provocative moves
Take defensive actions
Yeah, come get me
Y'all wanna piece
Syria, yeah
Korea, yeah
Af-Pak, yeah
Anywhere in Africa, bring it on
Chinese, yeah
Every time you're done with a war with the Chinese ya want another one right after, again
Tune that HAARP
Quaking in my boots, bro
Bring it on.
Iran, buncha pussies
Bring it on
Cut that military budget
We'll fight em with one hand tied behind our backs
Bring it on
We'll Hegel with em, argue and confuse the issue
Bring it on

what was I doing before I got so carried away?

strannick's picture

Two Short Planks;

Could you maybe go find a Yahoo Board about the mideast? When you flippantly address Russian and Jewish genocide, you sound like a dumb person. ZH is more for smart people. 

TwoShortPlanks's picture

What does "flippantly" mean????

Yeah, maybe I should, I mean, I don't understand much of what gets posted here anyway...and the comments...*sigh*'s overwhelming sometimes!

You're an inspiration; you've made me realise that I need to reassess my life in general, you know, have a good hard think about who I am, what I'm doing, and what I really want to do with my life, instead of posting dumb comments on such an astute forum and infinitely worse, wasting the time of so many incredibly busy and important scholars (no offence you cunts).

Maybe I should seek out a forum which discusses something a few pegs lower than the lofty heights of the ZH world, like Astrophysics on a Physics Forum. I could mingle with other shallow, small minded ingrates, and time wasters, exchanging ideas on lame topics such as the wonder of Geodesic Pathways through SpaceTime and incredibly simple shit like how Susskind used information smearing across Event Horizons to refuted Hawkins' Radiation.

Thank you so much, I'm a changed man because of you!

PS. Russia lost 26-27 million and never complain, Jews lost 6 million and complain endlessly. I'm "flippantly" addressing the irony which is obvious to so many, and pushed aside by equally as many.

Dealer's picture

+1, dude, that was funny as hell.

krispkritter's picture

I thought it was Shell-Home Depot but what do I know? Molotov, er, mazeltov... ;)

PontifexMaximus's picture

It's time to make some excercise, why don't they join the little fat boy with the nice haircut from north korea?

The Abstraction of Justice's picture

It was Israelis who gave US missile secrets to China who in turn passed them on to North Korea. So remember which race it is who will ultimately be responsible for nuclear explosions on North America's shores.

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

The American's, for building such things? 

knukles's picture

Or just for giving the shit away to anybody, period.


By the way, who does cut that little pecker-head's hair?
Like I mean he rules an entire country for fucks sake and wears his hair like that?
And they take him seriously, seriously?
Gives Moe Howard a trophy....

Pure Evil's picture

Or, for importing the fucks, making them naturalized citizens, and then handing over security clearances.

GeneralMunger's picture

I seem to remember a president named Clinton whose admistration saw a China that in 1992 couldn't launch a toaster into orbit magically develop the ability to launch ICBMs by the time Billy-boy left office.

Oh, sorry, I forgot, only your version of history matters.  Israel bad, Israel bad, Israel bad....muslims victims, muslim victims, america bad too.

Get a clue Mongo.

The Heart's picture

Did you also know crime boss clinton changed the MAD orders too?


ILikeBoats's picture

I know how at least 80 percent of the clashes there started. In my opinion, more than 80 percent, but let's talk about 80 percent. It went this way: We would send a tractor to plough someplace where it wasn't possible to do anything, in the demilitarized area, and knew in advance that the Syrians would start to shoot. If they didn't shoot, we would tell the tractor to advance farther, until in the end the Syrians would get annoyed and shoot. And then we would use artillery and later the air force also, and that's how it was.

--Moshe Dayan, Israel Defense Minister during Six Day War.

frenchie's picture

jewish tactic

provocation => retaliation

then "ajwaj i got attacked by anti-termits !!!", "shoahananas !"

Go Tribe's picture

Jewish tactic

Hypothecate = > short

IamtheREALmario's picture

Sounds evil ... but purely defensive evil of course ... lol.

LasVegasDave's picture

Right, those arabs in the neighborhood are just a bunch of peace loving boyscouts.

In fact, they are handing out bibles and building churches as we speak

The Abstraction of Justice's picture

Are Jews handing out bibles, or gangster/immigration porn computer games, such as Saints Row, Grand Theft Auto and Bioshock Infinite?

DV8's picture

Israelis are doing to Palestinians what Germans did to Jews.

TwoShortPlanks's picture

What planet are you living on Kastorstien-gold-fein, coz it ain't the pretty blue one?

StarTedStackin''s picture

They are making lampshades from Arab skin?

McMolotov's picture

Clearly they don't possess the German knack for innovation, so that's another strike against da joos...

john39's picture


holohoax... debunked long ago. same for the soap, and the ovens and the rest of tired old bs.

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

No money in lamps. The Israeli's are close to running 2 big concentration camps with the West Bank and Gaza strip, they are still in the ghetto phase. Sell only inside, huge shortages, no passage without papers, no travel, and no future. If we turned off EBT cards for 2 days, imagine how it would be. 

knukles's picture

Turn off the EBT cards...
Do you realize that could be the biggest internal security threat facing this nation?
And I'm not intending it be funny, an exaggeration, razzizt or anything of the sort.
It would be One Big MF Problem, folks.

And all the while we get to be patted down at the aireopuertos.


shaking head, wondering what to eat to distract myself from reality..

MSimon's picture

And the damned Egyptians won't let them out either.

gonetogalt's picture

Dammit, nobody, including the fucking UN would let them out from 1948 war on, they were purposly kept interred by the Arab League, UN, PTB's to keep this pot's not all the joo's fault...and in the early years they were all welcome to come back to Israel, they stayed in the camps voluntarily because the Arab League assured them that the next war would rid the world of the 'zionist regime'.

The Abstraction of Justice's picture

If you study history you will see the Jews were discriminating against the Germans, forming their own racially exclusive charities, and business cabals to gain an unfair advantage, culminating in the seizure of almost all native German assets at the fall of the Weimar Republic. That is why Germans were mad and wanted revenge. The irony is that the Jews tell us the Holocaust should never be forgotten, when they are the people who need to do the remembering. The parallels today are remarkable.

Frank N. Beans's picture

truly remarkable you are


i guess it depends on which history, and who it was written by


go ahead and believe whichever history you want; there's one written for every point of view


Sabibaby's picture

It's the future that should concern the jews.

e-recep's picture

indeed. when things unravel all around the world the holocaust may look like a picnic in the park.

SWIFT 760's picture are not remarkable. Just another zionist shill believing the zionist lies and propaganda. No, you are not remarkable by any means. 

CunnyFunt's picture

Agree or disagree, FnB is correct. No history text is objective, regardless of how "politically correct" its conclusions are or are not. The views of the author are ALWAYS to be considered when judging the work. I become infuriated when so-called "Austrians" appeal to "history". For fuck's sake, read the first two chapters of "Human Action" or all of "Theory and History".

smlbizman's picture

my grandfather who came from that germany said...hitler wasnt that bad...and he said the jews were trying to take over...i was a little kid at the time, but i was open to another thought......maybe he was right...maybe he was wrong...i wasnt there

Sudden Debt's picture

my grandfather died during WO2...

it was near the end of the war...

in a concentration camp...'


he fell asleep.... and....

fell... off the watchtower....

sad.. sad... sad... family story... André Dolf was a hero of the family...
Adolf in short for the friends...

DV8's picture

Jews sure tried or is doing similar things in NYC. Having their own police, paramedics etc

Sudden Debt's picture

actually, Jews don't want jew paramedics.

During their sunday or whatever, they can't work.
Can't even light a match.

So they when western paramedics to take care of them in case of urgency.

knukles's picture

When else would it be better than to die on the Sabbath?

XenoFrog's picture

This kind of nonsense is what you get when you read neonazi books and call them "history".

GeneralMunger's picture

Ditto.  Sadly people like you and I are a small minority here.

CunnyFunt's picture

As if there is "the history" of anything ... All histories are subjective, no matter how scientific or carefully researched they are. And remember, the victors write "the history".

GeneralMunger's picture

I find it stunning and depressing that 34 stupid MFs approved of this post.  No wonder the world and most sadly, America, is such a FUd place today.

Please tell me the ethnic group in America that doesn't behave in the exact same exclusionary manner that you accuse German Jews of behaving pre WWII.  Ever been to little Havana in Miami you Fucking moron???  Ever heard of Chinatown?  Chinatown in SanFran, NYC, Chicago, Boston???  Every major city in America.

You fucking people ought to be totally ashamed of yourselves.  None of you could find your ass with both hands and none of you know shit from shinola when it comes to ANY historical fact of the last 200 years.

And you actually have the fucking stupidity to accuse Jews in modern Israel to butchering, gassing, shooting Palestianians.  WTF is a Palestianian anyway???  He's nothing more than an total almagamation and MUTT of a human being - a descendent of the countless ethnic groups and conquerers that have inhabited and pissed on that land since before the time of Alexander the Great.

In fact, every single industry, agricultural or otherwise that the Jews left behind when they gave up Gaza in 2005 was totally FUd and destroyed by the "Palestianians" when they took over from the Jews.  There are over 1 million!!! "Palestianians" and other Arabs of various stripes that live, work and VOTE in Israel.  I bet you couldn't PAY any of them to move to the shit-hole that is Gaza, the West Bank or any other piece of shit, truly intolerent, hell-hole, fucked-up Muslim country in the entire world.

Go ahead, flame away now, you brainless, Jew Hating, sons-of-bitches.  You're in good company - you and Barack Hussein Obama...Jew hating, lying propaganists - each and every one of you!