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Israel Tank Fires Into Syrian Territory Even As It Launches First Air Strike Into Gaza Since November Truce

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It has been a while since one had to track news of assorted real and false flag attacks involving Iran, Israel, Syria, Turkey, Gaza and various other middle-Eastern countries. That time is again here following news that an Israel tank fired into Syrian territory, supposedly in retaliation for a Syrian mortar hit in the Israeli-occupied Golan heights region (unclear if said mortar was launched by the domestic Al Qaeda-supported rebels, although we are confident the Assad army will surely get the blame as the story is further massaged).

Per Reuters: "Shots were fired at an IDF (Israel Defence Forces) patrol on the border. No injuries or damage was caused. In response, IDF forces returned precise fire at the source and reported a direct hit," the spokeswoman said. Earlier on Tuesday a mortar shell fired during fighting between Syrian forces and rebels landed in the Israeli-controlled territory of the Golan Heights, military sources said. It was unclear whether the gunfire or the shell were deliberately aimed at Israeli forces and the spokeswoman said it was not known whether they were fired by Assad's forces or the rebels."

The Israel military was certainly busy today, with the Syrian retaliation just one of its military offensives today, the other being the first airstrike launched against Gaza by Israel since the bloody conflict in November which nearly resulted in an all out war, even if this particular offensive was not reported by its defense forces.

From Reuters:

Israel launched an airstrike on the Palestinian Gaza Strip on Tuesday, the first such attack since a truce ended an eight-day cross-border war in November, Hamas, the Islamist movement that controls the territory, said.


"Occupation planes bombarded an open area in northern Gaza, there were no wounded," a statement from the Hamas Interior Ministry said. An Israeli military spokeswoman had no immediate comment and said she was checking the report.

It is unclear what the implications of this restart to the middle eastern conflict are as of yet, although it is safe to say that Getco's algos will promptly internalize the data, make it appear to be better than expected, and send the ES much higher, while selling Brent and gold.


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Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:38 | 3401045 Croesus
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Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:44 | 3401065 prains
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hey this is good for the economy, Shalom Depot gets new orders for replacement windows and we're all in the black. Buy,Buy,Buy!

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:14 | 3401130 TwoShortPlanks
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Glass Blowing Foreplay....fucking get on with it.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:20 | 3401159 TwoShortPlanks
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My memory is a little off these many Russians died in WWII?

Must have only been a dozen or so coz they never seem to complain about it.

Not like this:

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:51 | 3401229 knukles
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Beat them fucking war drums.
Stir up the pot
Make belligerent provocative moves
Take defensive actions
Yeah, come get me
Y'all wanna piece
Syria, yeah
Korea, yeah
Af-Pak, yeah
Anywhere in Africa, bring it on
Chinese, yeah
Every time you're done with a war with the Chinese ya want another one right after, again
Tune that HAARP
Quaking in my boots, bro
Bring it on.
Iran, buncha pussies
Bring it on
Cut that military budget
We'll fight em with one hand tied behind our backs
Bring it on
We'll Hegel with em, argue and confuse the issue
Bring it on

what was I doing before I got so carried away?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:57 | 3401246 TwoShortPlanks
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Ritalin's good for that.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:22 | 3401309 strannick
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Two Short Planks;

Could you maybe go find a Yahoo Board about the mideast? When you flippantly address Russian and Jewish genocide, you sound like a dumb person. ZH is more for smart people. 

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 04:42 | 3402235 TwoShortPlanks
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What does "flippantly" mean????

Yeah, maybe I should, I mean, I don't understand much of what gets posted here anyway...and the comments...*sigh*'s overwhelming sometimes!

You're an inspiration; you've made me realise that I need to reassess my life in general, you know, have a good hard think about who I am, what I'm doing, and what I really want to do with my life, instead of posting dumb comments on such an astute forum and infinitely worse, wasting the time of so many incredibly busy and important scholars (no offence you cunts).

Maybe I should seek out a forum which discusses something a few pegs lower than the lofty heights of the ZH world, like Astrophysics on a Physics Forum. I could mingle with other shallow, small minded ingrates, and time wasters, exchanging ideas on lame topics such as the wonder of Geodesic Pathways through SpaceTime and incredibly simple shit like how Susskind used information smearing across Event Horizons to refuted Hawkins' Radiation.

Thank you so much, I'm a changed man because of you!

PS. Russia lost 26-27 million and never complain, Jews lost 6 million and complain endlessly. I'm "flippantly" addressing the irony which is obvious to so many, and pushed aside by equally as many.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:58 | 3401249 Dealer
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+1, dude, that was funny as hell.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 00:08 | 3402028 Go Tribe
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Awesome job.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:32 | 3401195 krispkritter
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I thought it was Shell-Home Depot but what do I know? Molotov, er, mazeltov... ;)

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:39 | 3401049 PontifexMaximus
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It's time to make some excercise, why don't they join the little fat boy with the nice haircut from north korea?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:06 | 3401126 The Abstraction...
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It was Israelis who gave US missile secrets to China who in turn passed them on to North Korea. So remember which race it is who will ultimately be responsible for nuclear explosions on North America's shores.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:28 | 3401183 Tijuana Donkey Show
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The American's, for building such things? 

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:20 | 3401258 knukles
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Or just for giving the shit away to anybody, period.


By the way, who does cut that little pecker-head's hair?
Like I mean he rules an entire country for fucks sake and wears his hair like that?
And they take him seriously, seriously?
Gives Moe Howard a trophy....

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 21:00 | 3401536 Pure Evil
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Or, for importing the fucks, making them naturalized citizens, and then handing over security clearances.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 22:15 | 3401729 GeneralMunger
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I seem to remember a president named Clinton whose admistration saw a China that in 1992 couldn't launch a toaster into orbit magically develop the ability to launch ICBMs by the time Billy-boy left office.

Oh, sorry, I forgot, only your version of history matters.  Israel bad, Israel bad, Israel bad....muslims victims, muslim victims, america bad too.

Get a clue Mongo.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 23:26 | 3401927 The Heart
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Did you also know crime boss clinton changed the MAD orders too?


Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:39 | 3401051 ILikeBoats
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I know how at least 80 percent of the clashes there started. In my opinion, more than 80 percent, but let's talk about 80 percent. It went this way: We would send a tractor to plough someplace where it wasn't possible to do anything, in the demilitarized area, and knew in advance that the Syrians would start to shoot. If they didn't shoot, we would tell the tractor to advance farther, until in the end the Syrians would get annoyed and shoot. And then we would use artillery and later the air force also, and that's how it was.

--Moshe Dayan, Israel Defense Minister during Six Day War.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:45 | 3401070 frenchie
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jewish tactic

provocation => retaliation

then "ajwaj i got attacked by anti-termits !!!", "shoahananas !"

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 00:11 | 3402035 Go Tribe
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Jewish tactic

Hypothecate = > short

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:04 | 3401120 IamtheREALmario
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Sounds evil ... but purely defensive evil of course ... lol.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:02 | 3401262 LasVegasDave
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Right, those arabs in the neighborhood are just a bunch of peace loving boyscouts.

In fact, they are handing out bibles and building churches as we speak

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 07:42 | 3402487 The Abstraction...
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Are Jews handing out bibles, or gangster/immigration porn computer games, such as Saints Row, Grand Theft Auto and Bioshock Infinite?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:41 | 3401054 DV8
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Israelis are doing to Palestinians what Germans did to Jews.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:42 | 3401057 Kastorsky
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Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:53 | 3401236 TwoShortPlanks
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What planet are you living on Kastorstien-gold-fein, coz it ain't the pretty blue one?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:02 | 3401113 StarTedStackin'
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They are making lampshades from Arab skin?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:24 | 3401163 McMolotov
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Clearly they don't possess the German knack for innovation, so that's another strike against da joos...

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:30 | 3401187 john39
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holohoax... debunked long ago. same for the soap, and the ovens and the rest of tired old bs.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:32 | 3401193 Tijuana Donkey Show
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No money in lamps. The Israeli's are close to running 2 big concentration camps with the West Bank and Gaza strip, they are still in the ghetto phase. Sell only inside, huge shortages, no passage without papers, no travel, and no future. If we turned off EBT cards for 2 days, imagine how it would be. 

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:05 | 3401269 knukles
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Turn off the EBT cards...
Do you realize that could be the biggest internal security threat facing this nation?
And I'm not intending it be funny, an exaggeration, razzizt or anything of the sort.
It would be One Big MF Problem, folks.

And all the while we get to be patted down at the aireopuertos.


shaking head, wondering what to eat to distract myself from reality..

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 22:37 | 3401778 MSimon
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And the damned Egyptians won't let them out either.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 23:42 | 3401969 gonetogalt
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Dammit, nobody, including the fucking UN would let them out from 1948 war on, they were purposly kept interred by the Arab League, UN, PTB's to keep this pot's not all the joo's fault...and in the early years they were all welcome to come back to Israel, they stayed in the camps voluntarily because the Arab League assured them that the next war would rid the world of the 'zionist regime'.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:04 | 3401117 The Abstraction...
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If you study history you will see the Jews were discriminating against the Germans, forming their own racially exclusive charities, and business cabals to gain an unfair advantage, culminating in the seizure of almost all native German assets at the fall of the Weimar Republic. That is why Germans were mad and wanted revenge. The irony is that the Jews tell us the Holocaust should never be forgotten, when they are the people who need to do the remembering. The parallels today are remarkable.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:21 | 3401153 Frank N. Beans
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truly remarkable you are


i guess it depends on which history, and who it was written by


go ahead and believe whichever history you want; there's one written for every point of view


Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:00 | 3401254 Sabibaby
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It's the future that should concern the jews.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 05:53 | 3402358 e-recep
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indeed. when things unravel all around the world the holocaust may look like a picnic in the park.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 22:44 | 3401797 SWIFT 760
SWIFT 760's picture are not remarkable. Just another zionist shill believing the zionist lies and propaganda. No, you are not remarkable by any means. 

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 00:38 | 3402063 CunnyFunt
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Agree or disagree, FnB is correct. No history text is objective, regardless of how "politically correct" its conclusions are or are not. The views of the author are ALWAYS to be considered when judging the work. I become infuriated when so-called "Austrians" appeal to "history". For fuck's sake, read the first two chapters of "Human Action" or all of "Theory and History".

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:19 | 3401160 smlbizman
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my grandfather who came from that germany said...hitler wasnt that bad...and he said the jews were trying to take over...i was a little kid at the time, but i was open to another thought......maybe he was right...maybe he was wrong...i wasnt there

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:27 | 3401173 Sudden Debt
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my grandfather died during WO2...

it was near the end of the war...

in a concentration camp...'


he fell asleep.... and....

fell... off the watchtower....

sad.. sad... sad... family story... André Dolf was a hero of the family...
Adolf in short for the friends...

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:20 | 3401164 DV8
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Jews sure tried or is doing similar things in NYC. Having their own police, paramedics etc

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:28 | 3401181 Sudden Debt
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actually, Jews don't want jew paramedics.

During their sunday or whatever, they can't work.
Can't even light a match.

So they when western paramedics to take care of them in case of urgency.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:23 | 3401317 knukles
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When else would it be better than to die on the Sabbath?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 20:11 | 3401432 XenoFrog
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This kind of nonsense is what you get when you read neonazi books and call them "history".

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 21:39 | 3401650 GeneralMunger
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Ditto.  Sadly people like you and I are a small minority here.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 21:49 | 3401655 CunnyFunt
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As if there is "the history" of anything ... All histories are subjective, no matter how scientific or carefully researched they are. And remember, the victors write "the history".

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 23:08 | 3401648 GeneralMunger
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I find it stunning and depressing that 34 stupid MFs approved of this post.  No wonder the world and most sadly, America, is such a FUd place today.

Please tell me the ethnic group in America that doesn't behave in the exact same exclusionary manner that you accuse German Jews of behaving pre WWII.  Ever been to little Havana in Miami you Fucking moron???  Ever heard of Chinatown?  Chinatown in SanFran, NYC, Chicago, Boston???  Every major city in America.

You fucking people ought to be totally ashamed of yourselves.  None of you could find your ass with both hands and none of you know shit from shinola when it comes to ANY historical fact of the last 200 years.

And you actually have the fucking stupidity to accuse Jews in modern Israel to butchering, gassing, shooting Palestianians.  WTF is a Palestianian anyway???  He's nothing more than an total almagamation and MUTT of a human being - a descendent of the countless ethnic groups and conquerers that have inhabited and pissed on that land since before the time of Alexander the Great.

In fact, every single industry, agricultural or otherwise that the Jews left behind when they gave up Gaza in 2005 was totally FUd and destroyed by the "Palestianians" when they took over from the Jews.  There are over 1 million!!! "Palestianians" and other Arabs of various stripes that live, work and VOTE in Israel.  I bet you couldn't PAY any of them to move to the shit-hole that is Gaza, the West Bank or any other piece of shit, truly intolerent, hell-hole, fucked-up Muslim country in the entire world.

Go ahead, flame away now, you brainless, Jew Hating, sons-of-bitches.  You're in good company - you and Barack Hussein Obama...Jew hating, lying propaganists - each and every one of you!

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 23:48 | 3401984 gonetogalt
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Nice Rant!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 09:49 | 3402911 GeneralMunger
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Thank you.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:11 | 3401139 TwoShortPlanks
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What, putting them in Big Brother Houses?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:19 | 3401162 Sudden Debt
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and why bring all that up....



Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:52 | 3401230 Meremortal
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Israel? Oh yes, a country where Arabs live, work, and vote.

Let me know when Arab countries allow the reverse.



















Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:03 | 3401261 granolageek
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Iraq, under Saddam Hussein.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:15 | 3401297 Jack Burton
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Iran is Persian, but has a Jewish community that does not leave though it can. It enjoys the citizens rights as all others. Who told you different?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 22:08 | 3401714 GeneralMunger
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And where did you hear/read this horseshit?  Radio free Teheran?  If any Jew or Christian breathes air in Iran or pretty much any muslim country their not breathing free.  If they try to speak of their faith or tell others they'll end up at the business end of a gun or the end of a rope.

I suppose you find that acceptable?  You choose to believe things that are the exact opposite of reality.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 22:46 | 3401806 SWIFT 760
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retardus maximus

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 23:55 | 3402006 gonetogalt
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Actually this site keeps up with the tolerance/intolerance level in muslim countries...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 02:06 | 3402185 MedTechEntrepreneur
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"Almost" shocking eh? Arabs killing Arabs by the 10's of thousands in Syria..even using chemical weapons...scarcely gets covered here...but let Israel fire a single round in self defense and the Anti-Jews come out of the woodwork like cockroaches...holocaust revisionism, fakestinian nationalism, protocols of zion....the sewer stream flies with demented shit...

Thats okay fools..we were told 3000 years ago it would be like this...and the story doesnt end the way the Anti-Jew wants...  keep it up fooo's

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 21:14 | 3401583 GeneralMunger
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Meremortal is spot on.  Fortunately not everyone on ZH is a Jew hater, but the anti-semitism on this site does reek.

Is Israel perfect?  Are they are perfect ally?  Hell no!  Go find one.  They don't exist.  All countries (except for the U.S. in the last 50 years) act in their own best interests.

All you Jew haters that like to act like the smartest kids in the room spout your hatred for all things Hebrew simply because its fashionable.  It's my belief that most of you have never objectively thought out your positions.  You simply choose to consume the latest agit-prop fed to you by your anti-semite friends and the websites you choose to visit.

Get a life.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 22:51 | 3401817 SWIFT 760
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general mungbean...get the fuck outta here ya zio kikebot shill. 

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 23:05 | 3401869 GeneralMunger
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Oh my what a genius you are.  Why don't you brush your one tooth, drink some mad dog 20-20 and fart yourself to sleep.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 07:27 | 3402463 kito
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swift...stop inbreeding

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 07:36 | 3402477 bunnyswanson
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On Thursday, Haaretz published an account of one recent incident, recorded in the notes of an Israeli rights monitor at a West Bank checkpoint who wrote:

Police officer Advanced Staff Sergeant Major Shai Zecharia stops the bus at the bus stop. Soldiers order all the Palestinians off the bus. The first thing they do is collect all their identity cards as they get off. One by one, the Palestinians are told to go away from the bus stop and walk to the Azzun Atma checkpoint, which is about 2.5 kilometers [1.5 miles] away from the Shaar Shomron interchange. All of them responded with restraint and sadness, at most asking why. Here and there they received answers such as, “You’re not allowed on Highway 5,” and “You’re not allowed on public transportation.”

Reuters reported on Monday that a police spokesman, Micky Rosenfeld, “said all Palestinians returning to the West Bank would be searched for stolen property, describing this as a routine Israeli precaution.”

The dispute over the new bus lines also illustrated the fact that Palestinians with work permits are allowed to travel freely inside Israel but are prohibited from entering Israeli settlements near their homes in the West Bank, where they endure a range of restrictions on their movement imposed by the Israeli military, which administers the occupied territories.

Palestinians sound more like prisons in an occupation than "free to work and live." 

When You Can't Convince Them, Confuse Them"  Harry Truman

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:40 | 3401056 Kastorsky
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FUCK israel

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 22:42 | 3401792 MSimon
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And the chips Intel designs there.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:42 | 3401059 Truther
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It's war BITCHEZ..

Fuck you BiBi..

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:42 | 3401061 kito
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(unclear if said mortar was launched by the domestic Al Qaeda-supported rebels, although we are confident the Assad army will surely get the blame as the story is further massaged...


but wait, isnt this a good opportunity to blame al qaeda????....oh thats right...they are our friends in syria........but i thought they were terrorists??????....oh thats right.....only in africa they are the last frontier for debt servitude and drain of resources....................................

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:44 | 3401071 Truther
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but....butttt....buttttttttt. we arm the same suckers that downed the towers? really?? 

supposedly bad guys, RIGHT?


Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:51 | 3401085 kito
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we are at war with eastasia...we have always been at war with eastasia..............


crap beat me to it....left my comment box open a few too many minutes :)

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:17 | 3401158 Sudden Debt
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yeah... but it's different because... because now they're fighting guys... that we also supply with weapons... and....

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:47 | 3401083 McMolotov
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We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:53 | 3401092 Abraxas
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No. Eastasia has always been our friend. We've always been at war with Eurasia.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:11 | 3401140 Political_Savage
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No no, it's Uranus we've always had a problem with.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:12 | 3401146 TwoShortPlanks
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Where's that fuckin blue pill?????

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:08 | 3401274 knukles
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Its up Uranus way, yonder....

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 20:14 | 3401442 XenoFrog
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When it's Obama sending them equipment and food, they're "freedom fighters."

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:45 | 3401069 fuu
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Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:46 | 3401075 little buddy bu...
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helen thomas was right.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:05 | 3401122 exgop
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Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:17 | 3401156 McMolotov
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Whether Helen Thomas was right or not, looks-wise she's in the same league as Madeline fucking Albright, so if I had a dog as ugly as her, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:11 | 3401285 knukles
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Who the fuck in their right mind would red that comment?
I mean, we could throw in Cuddles Nippleatono as a bonus....

shaved... now that'd give new meaning to butt ugly

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:34 | 3401348 freak of nature
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The same Helen Thomas who told Jews to go back to where they came from? A white woman who by her own standards is occupying native American land and should go back to where her ancestors came from? Makes perfect sense.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:54 | 3401096 SheepDog-One
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OH goodie! Now we got N. Korea nuking us at any minute along with Mid-East flames fanned back into a raging shitfire storm again...should be good for at LEAST another +100 futures!

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:13 | 3401293 knukles
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Ever wonder why there are all these coincidences...
Like that remake of that fucking dumber than shit film about the North Cornholereans invading the continental US?
Was originally a Patrick Swayze movie (? God help us all) and then remade Just in Fucking Time?

Another coincidence.

PS   Roseanne Barr says that Hollywood is nothing but One Big MK-Ultra machine.  Who can ya trust anymore, right?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:03 | 3401099 buzzsaw99
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they hate us for our giant matzah ballz of steel bitchez

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 20:26 | 3401467 FoeHammer
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Hail to the king baby! Duke 3D was a helluva game.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 17:56 | 3401100 thisandthat
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I wonder who'll apply for the post of American ambassador in Aleppo, once they manage to "liberate" Syria the way they did Libya...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 19:50 | 3406159 Tompooz
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Will the last Arabist from the state department please volunteer..

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:05 | 3401121 dick cheneys ghost
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Quick, round up the Neo-Cons and send them to Gitmo...........

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 23:47 | 3401985 The Heart
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Imagine the world economic boom as people lined up for miles and miles to see them in their cages.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:08 | 3401134 exgop
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Tue, 04/02/2013 - 23:55 | 3402002 The Heart
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Yeah, kinda funny huh. And then they start all the hoopla distractions about it all. Blah...blah..blah propaganda blah...blah...blah.

If they were really truly God's chosen people, they would do what Jesus taught them to do. Love thy brothers and sisters, as you love yourselves. Pretty easy really.

And if Jesus were here today, would he embrace the askanazi jews pretending to be isrealites taking over the world, and killing in the name of the rothschild puppet-master that owns them all?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:11 | 3401141 exgop
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Israel kidnaps women from Russia and other countries to use in their whorehouses

The jew women are to ugly


Tue, 04/02/2013 - 20:12 | 3401431 Totentänzerlied
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Actually the usual anti-semitic charge is that Jews are too eager to sell their women, and others quite eager to have them. Keep your story straight.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 03:08 | 3402228 AKrandy
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It is true that the whorehouses are full of Russians, but as far as the women being ugly, you are way off on that one. The Israeli women are some of the hottest bitches on the planet in dress and looks. They are far removed from the New York JAP's.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:16 | 3401148 q99x2
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All the economists are ballyhooing that we need destruction. Well here it comes Bitchez

Oops they missed and hit a pile of sand. That's ok the big WWIII is on its way.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:14 | 3401149 Sudden Debt
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THEY HIT A PILE OF....sand in Syria...

AND WITH FULL FORCE THEY'LL ATTACK... a pile of sand in Israel...




Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:38 | 3401205 Crabshacker
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New leader of Syrian rebels is a Texas Muslim, former CAIR VP (updated) Posted on by creeping

Obama’s rebels are now led by a Hamas-supporting U.S. Muslim Brotherhood member from Texas. We just told you two days ago about his links to the Texas Islamic Court.

via New Syrian opposition leader educated in Indianapolis | Indianapolis Star |

A Syria-born American who lived, studied and worked in the Indianapolis area was elected today as prime minister of the Syrian opposition.

Ghassan Hitto, 50, was chosen to lead Syria’s main exile groups. He earned degrees in mathematics and computer science from Purdue University in 1989 after attending classes at its IUPUI campus.

Hitto was also a volunteer who helped stage the annual conventions of the Plainfield-based Islamic Society of North America. He worked for the North American Islamic Trust, an organization affiliated with the Islamic Society, said Ahmed El-Hattab, an Islamic Society leader.

Simply put, he is Muslim Brotherhood.

Hitto left the Indianapolis area several years ago and has been living in Texas, but maintains friends here, particularly in the small Muslim community in Plainfield.

As leader of the opposition in Syria, The New York Times reports, Hitto will be funneling aid to rebels inside Syria who stand in opposition to the government of President Bashar al-Assad.

And weapons, paid for from the “aid”…plundered from U.S. taxpayers.

El-Hattab, with the Islamic Society, described Hitto as ideologically moderate.“I think he will do a great job,” El-Hattab said. “I have no doubt about it.”

The LRC blog writes, US ‘Elects’ New Syrian Leader…A Guy From Dallas!

He has not set foot in the country he now “rules” in more than thirty years. Also, he is, like the other US puppets to emerge from the phony “Arab Spring” an Islamist from the Muslim Brotherhood.

That is what the US government calls “democratic legitimacy.”

It would be comical if the US was not on the verge of attacking Syria, perhaps on the false Tonkin pretense that the Syrian government recently used a chemical weapon in Aleppo. And irony is always lost on bulllies: we are just ten years out from the last time the neo-cons neo-conned us into a war based on a lie. Oh…but this time it is different, we are told. This one is really for democracy!

They also link to this telling interview that really deserves its own post:

Is there broad support for the revolt in Aleppo today, or is it localized?

People here don’t like the regime, but they hate the rebels even more. The economic hardships and harsh living conditions brought by the rebel assault on the city [last July] added to their crimes and has significantly eroded their support among the people here.

How divided is the city in terms of opposition to and support for the revolt? Has it changed since the early days?

The city is divided in terms of support, yes. And as I have said earlier, support for the revolt has waned ever since the rebel assault on the city.

In your experience, are all rebel fighters dangerous and careless of civilians’ lives, or just some?

In my experience, the majority of rebels show recklessness toward civilian lives, as of course, so does the regime, but that shouldn’t be an excuse at all. Some rebel groups are no more than organized crime syndicates, opportunistically engaging in kidnapping, extortion and large-scale looting of factories and warehouses. The fact that the ‘good guys’ in the rebels haven’t been able to stop them casts a very dark shadow on all the rebels here.

Obama is funding and arming the rebels who are destroying the lives of Syrians and whom Syrians hate more than Assad. With your tax dollars. Now he’s instituting a Muslim Brotherhood crony to takeover. AP fails to report on his Muslim Brotherhood links but gives us this:

He worked for a number of different technology companies and helped run a Muslim private school called the Brighter Horizons Academy. He is also a founding member of the Muslim Legal Fund of America, which was founded to give legal aid to Muslims following the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. He is married with four children.

The Global Muslim Brotherhood Daily Report does however clarify for us, via U.S. Muslim Brotherhood/Hamas Support Leader Chosen By Syrian Opposition To Head Interim Government.

At least half of the Board of Directors of the  Muslim Legal Fund (MFLA) is comprised of individuals who are leaders in U.S. Muslim Brotherhood organizations including the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) and the  Islamic Association of North Texas (IANT) which operates the Dallas Central Mosque that has been known to be tied to Hamas support. Perhaps the most notable of the MFLA board members is Hatem Bazian,  President of the American Muslims for Palestine (AMP) and also part of the U.S. Hamas support infrastructure,

Mr. Hitto has also been a leader in several other U.S. Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas support organizations:

  • According to investigative research posted on the GMBDR, Mr. Hitto was a Secretary-Treasurer of the American Middle Eastern League for Palestine (AMELP), another name by which the Islamic Association of Palestine (IAP) operated and that shared the same office and officers. The IAP was known to have been part of the Hamas infrastructure in the U.S.
  • In 2002, U.S. media also identified Mr. Hitto as a “friend of the Elashi family” and who appeared to be acting as their spokesperson. In 2009, Ghassan Elashi was sentenced to 65 years in prison for his role in financing Hamas as part of the Holy Land Foundation.
  • In 2002, U.S. media identified Mr. Hitto as the Vice-President of the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) Dallas Fort-Worth Chapter (see Note 1). A Hudson Institute report identifies CAIR as part of the U.S. Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas support infrastructure in the U.S.
  • According to the Texas Secretary of State, Mr. Hitto is a director of the Muslim American Society (MAS) Youth Center of Dallas. He has also been listed in the past as the contact person for the Dallas chapter of the MAS. The Hudson Institute report also identifies the MAS as part of the U.S. Muslim Brotherhood and close to the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood.

So far, U.S. media has completely failed to identify any of these positions held by Mr. Hitto who has now become the fourth U.S. Muslim Brotherhood figure to be identified as part of the Syrian National Council. According to an Al-Jazeera report, Hitto founded the Coalition of Free Syria activist group in 2011, and become a national board member of the Syrian American Council the following year. The same report says he is a member of the recently formed National Coalition.

Hitto is also ISNA Member.

A Hudson Institute report identifies ISNA as a part of the U.S. Muslim Brotherhood.

He’s not the only one either, there’s at least one more Hamas-linked CAIR Leader Part Of Syrian Opposition Council. And don’t forget that Obama allowing U.S. Syrian group that includes Hamas-linked CAIR, to arm Syrian rebels that include al Qaeda.

Update, Obama fails again: Free Syrian Army Rejects CAIR Prime Minister

The Free Syrian Army has announced that they reject Hitto and don’t accept him as Prime Minister leaving the SNC once again in the opposition of looking like someone else’s puppet regime.

Hitto and al-Khatib are both Brotherhood men, but the Muslim Brotherhood has its own divisions and there are a lot of players in this game. Turkey and Qatar have pushed the rebellion and tried to take control of it. Selecting Hitto, a Texas Islamist businessman who had spent too long in exile, was a calculated insult to Syrians and a terrible idea. The response was largely predictable.

Don’t think for a minute that CAIR will just walk away.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:55 | 3401243 Monedas
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A guy from Dallas .... Hitto Ewing !

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 20:37 | 3401486 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Fuck Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, just fucking kill each other and let the rest of us go with life. Jews Suck, Muslims Suck, Christians Suck.

Go kill each other you twisted evil mother fuckers.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 21:07 | 3401556 GeneralMunger
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Dude, you should know that Jesus does love you....but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 22:11 | 3401719 FreeMktFisherMN
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Jesus Christ gave himself to die for us, that we may be made perfect to be re-united with our Father in Heaven, for eternity. That is how much he loves us. 


I don't know what you believe, GeneralMunger, but I'll tell you that, as a person who fears the Lord, He made it clear in the Word that no man cometh to the Father but through the Son. The Jews are no different than anyone, and they need the cleansing of sin that comes from the precious Blood of Christ He shed to be saved, just like everyone else. 

I don't want any foreign aid going to anyone at all. Don't care how 'humanitarian' it may sound, as it is unconstitutional, and by definition govt is force, so they are taking money at gunpoint and giving it to others, and it's pretty clear the ADL and AIPAC really control a lot, and have their place in the pyramid with the Masons and Rothschilds and Trilateral Commission, Catholic Church teachings (Mary was a sinner like everyone else, unlike what Catholics teach such as idolatry and marianic worship; there is no 'purgatory', either, and believing in that is the same as saying Christ's atonement wasn't sufficient for all, just to name a few of the perversions of that damnable church), Agenda 21, NATO, IMF, WTO, and all globalist organizations not mentioned here.


All that matters is eternity, and nobody is going to Heaven unless they believe on the Lord Jesus Christ. 



Wed, 04/03/2013 - 01:10 | 3402113 GeneralMunger
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FreeMktFisherMN - My comments were directed to the idiot that trashed Muslims, Christians, Jews, etc. I have no regrets in proclaiming that Jesus Christ is the only one that could love such a colassal moron.

I'm a Christian.  I agree wholeheartedly with you that people must believe in Jesus Christ to go to heaven.

Not sure if it's what you're implying but if you expect me to believe that there's a relative handful of Jews that sit around plotting the downfall of America and Western Civilization as we know it, and are indeed responsible for all evils in the world, I'm sorry my BS meter is pegged on that score.

There are plenty of evil people of all stripes, around the world,that satan, the father of lies, uses as he runs to and fro and up and down throughout this world, seeking whom he may devour (Job chapter 1).

I know that globalists in the U.S. and around the world are pushing for the downfall of America.  Trouble is when otherwise good people believe alot of crap about the Jews and scream false-flag whenever Israel fires a shot they allow themselves to be used by the father of lies to obscure the obvious and insidious undermining of our constitution that's happening before our eyes everyday.  FWIW, I believe there are alot of valid questions about 9-11 and other situations/occurences where the U.S. gov't obviously peddles disinformation and lies.  But just as Senator McCarthy went overboard finding a commie under every rock, the truther movement has made many Americans tone deaf - the accusations are constant and spectacular to the point of being ridiculous.  It causes many people to tune out entirely, which is very bad for our nation.

Finally, as a Christian, if you truly understand the Bible you should be tolerant of Israel, if not supportive, understanding their place in history regardless of whether you agree with everything they do or not.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 00:13 | 3402034 The Heart
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Well, according to the NDAA, this clown is drone bait.

Oh wait, does America drone it's own intelligence operatives?





Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:39 | 3401206 Debt Slave
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Gosh I wonder why so many in the middle east hate us enough to want to kill us.

Good thing we have our "gallant" and "innocent" little "ally", the only "democracy" in the middle east on our side.

Let's give them more bombs with "Proudly Made In U.S.A." printed on the side of them. The taxpayers certainly don't mind.

Anything for our special little para... err... "Friend" in the middle east.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:53 | 3401237 dick cheneys ghost
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Bill Kristol says I have to work until Im 90, so that we can fight wars for Israel......Why is it that jewish Neo-Cons all tell me that my entitlements need to be 'reformed'......Ill tell ya what, It pisses me off..........

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:49 | 3401220 Monedas
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"I marched with the Jewish Abraham Lincoln Brigade .... when we liberated Pol Pot's concentration camp killing fields .... we forced the local Khmer Rouge villagers .... to tour the camps .... and see what their glorious leader .... had done !" ..... Monedawitz 

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:49 | 3401227 squexx
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Imagine how much nicer the world would be without the Satanic Tribe in it!

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:08 | 3401278 Monedas
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Yeah .... and the ME would flow with milk and honey .... and there would be a big Muslim love fest ?

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:17 | 3401305 knukles
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Would require a lotta goats...

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 20:41 | 3401500 The_Dude
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Ahhh...Knuckles...that one deserves an award....


Maybe all the poor little goats sound like this....

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 07:53 | 3402510 bunnyswanson
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If the young people in these countries were permitted to grow up without war zones around them, they'd have the opportunity to modernize their countries as the old ones die off naturally.  Bombing them back into the dark ages only delays this from taking place.  The 1995 Iran, Afghanistan and the 2013 snap shots reveal a reversal, not progression.

But' we may never find out.  Chaos and disorder, death and misery, displacing millions of people sent out of their homes and into's a chess game.  people mean nothing to those who call the shots.  There is only an election in the way and there are ways around giving the people what they want, especially when the global corp-owned media is on the other hand, distorting reality, obscuring or omitting the facts, and literally staging events to promote an agenda, an agenda that encompasses destroying and rebuilding.  A demolition team, a contruction crew not needed when you have an army and a business deal too good to refuse. 

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:53 | 3401233 dbarrett
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And now, in order to make us not think about the Cyprus debacle, we will see further escalations of both Syria and N. Korea, although given that N. Korea is run by someone who is nuts (i.e. someone who actually hangs out with Dennis Rodman), we probably won't provoke him....its easier to deal with the Syrians. Besides, our military has less and less to do in the other 357 wars we are involved in.

Gold Price Girls  .... my favorite new site for gold...

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:03 | 3401260 Monedas
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Kim Jong Un confuses his Americanisms .... when he sees a college basketball game .... he says: "Blake a reg !" !

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:16 | 3401303 smlbizman
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there is a definte distinction between gold girls and fiat girls are on poles...

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:13 | 3401292 exgop
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What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:17 | 3401306 Monedas
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Kim Jong Un likes to show off his Italian :  "Shutta yo face .... I cracka yo wind pipe !" 

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 19:26 | 3401326 Monedas
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"War imitates life !" .... Monedas    1929    Comedy Jihad World Tour

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 20:40 | 3401483 virgilcaine
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Time for Fat boy for the fat boy KimJong.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 21:43 | 3401614 GeneralMunger
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For Jew haters and 9-11 truthers that frequent this site, a huge number, pretty much every U.S. military action since the Revolution has been some type of false flag attack to lure America down the road to perdition. 

Ditto everytime any Jew in Israel has fired so much as a 9mm pistol since 1947.

I honestly believe that if Egypt's muslim dictator, Morsi, and Iran's suicidal fruitcake, Ahmed-nut-job held hands in front of the Lincoln Memorial whilst detonating a 30 kton nuke the 9-11 truthing, jew hating morons would accuse the U.S. gov't of a false flag attack with their last dying breath.

Get a clue, the U.S. has many enemies; Israel is not one of them.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 00:21 | 3402045 gonetogalt
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All that's true General, but...A few rogue guys at the top of the CIA and a few Mossad guys with proper support were all that was required, probably less than 100 people total.

how many insiders did it take to get rid of Kennedy?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 09:45 | 3402895 GeneralMunger
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I would never write off what you're saying as impossible...its a matter of degrees.  I watched '24' quite a few times, as it sounds like you have.

Tue, 04/02/2013 - 21:33 | 3401635 Kirk2NCC1701
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Basic, transparent provocation, just begging for an unleavened pretext.  Yawn.

/What DO the broke Western CB's have to do, to save their doomed fiat currencies?  Can't they provoke somebody into a war?  Won't somebody 'just dance'?  Please?  /sarc

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 00:25 | 3402050 dunce
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Occupation planes?? The Israelis left Gaza years ago, they do not occupy Gaza. Reuters sucks with their biased reporting.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 05:00 | 3402258 madbomber
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ya, but what is rosanne's point?


i meaning, what is she getting at?


(E40- its all bad!!)


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