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North Korea Says It Has Final Approval For Nuclear Attack On US
This is merely the latest headline in what may well culminate with the wettest dream Paul Krugman has ever had.
#BREAKING: N. Korea army says it has final approval for nuclear attack on US
— Agence France-Presse (@AFP) April 3, 2013
AFP: North Korean Army has approval to launch "mercilesss" nuclear strike on U.S. involving possible use of "cutting edge" nuclear weapons
— Sky News Newsdesk (@SkyNewsBreak) April 3, 2013
For those concerned, here is a map showing the range of North Korean missiles. It is safe to assume that GETCO's collocated servers are safe, and will ramp the ES limit up on any flashing red headline launch news. Just think of the fixed income investment and epic resulting GDP boost, on both a real and seasonally adjusted basis.
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Dong to the noodle, bitchez!!!!!!!!
I think we have a miscommunication here; It was supposed to read "they have final approval to drool into cup instead of onto shirt"
Does the Free Market Produce Prosperity? - A Comprehensive Research Paper
There are a number of articles investigating the relationship between deregulation and economic prosperity, but very few studies reference the unintended consequences of laissez faire capitalism. This research paper by Alan Krueger, Obama’s chief economic advisor, suggests that a decrease in the minimum wage could result in a reduction in income[1].
Despite the claims of many libertarians that the free market favors the poor, the academic literature continues to question this proposition. Either this is a strongly contested or under-researched economic issue, or the science has not been widely disseminated amongst economic educators and publicists. This study aims add some clarity to the question of whether the academic literature does in fact support common libertarian beliefs about the virtues of the free market.
References
1. http://dataspace.princeton.edu/jspui/bitstream/88435/dsp01hh63sv89x/1/28...
i would think by now china knows our fire power......they may feel the time is right to bait the trap, break the back......ya know like the mccullum memo...
Godless commie bastards better not harm ANWAR lest the tree huggers will unleash a fearsome boycott.
"The commie bastard gets no food!"
Final approval from who? Krugman?
china!!!
Unpossible, China wouldn't allow their biggest customer of cheap plastic shit to be nuked.
China is letting their mad dog proxy do their enraged talking.
This endless QE horseshit might fly on CNBS, but if China is internally destabilized there will be war.
Too late. The BIS, IMF, BofE, FDIC, etc. already launched a nuke attack on the US.
Does anyone seriously believe that the Norks are able to nuke North America?
(Unless, of course, there are CIA technicialns there, working on operation False Flag 2013.)
Polar route bitchez
They may have material for a couple rockets but nothing our defense shield couldn't intercept.
Friends or not, the entire Korean peninsula would be obliterated in minutes and China could clean up the mess.
Anyway, time to discuss this with the kids.
Who says they would use rockets? Look, look - over here in my right hand, a fistful of rockets. Don't bother watching those old rusty freighters, or my diesel subs.
Exactly, pre-load it on a freighter, slow & sure.
Or maybe that satellite they launched is a nuke?
Either way, they're glow-in-the-dark toast.
OMFG!!!!
~~~
Olympus Has Fallen!
Better get Team American on this.
If they (the Norks) were smart, they'd set up 900-numbers and text-to numbers to solicit target suggestions for a fee.
EMPs, bitchez.
If it's gotta be a merciless attack, please let him send Princess Aura!
http://www.secondkoreanwar.com
China uses N. Korea to distract US attention away from middle east oil.
US uses Israel to attack last Russian stronghold of Syria.
But China doesn't want Syria to fall which would become a springboard for Iran attack.
Today China surpassed US as world's top consumer of oil.
Make Sense?
Superpowers don't fight wars on their own motherland.
Superpower = UN Security Council = China, USA, Russia, France, UK
http://www.vice.com/read/israel-attacked-syria-yesterday-and-shits-proba...
Point well taken, but France?
I know how the jokes go but when you look previously to WWI those frenchies were good butchers. Today they can still, in between the wine & cheese, send a mushroom or two.
EMP gives biggest bang for buck. Japan?
Fuck Yeah!
"Slow & Sure"?!
Do know how fucking busy I am!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDGju21LPUs#t=1m4s
....Newsflash to TPTB and chart makers everywhere....
Once you can put an object in orbit.............most of the world is in range.
EDIT: If your goal is EMP, reentry is minimal and current defenses are negligable.
Could the No-dong have evolved into the Black swan-dong?
The thing to consider here is that US defense companies gave China all kinds of fun technology, including ICBM. NK is a puppet regime of China. Those range estimates assume we're not talking about Chinese (ie., US) tech. That is a tenuous assumption.
As to the concept "they would never do this! we're their best customers!", I think we're forgetting all the tremendous geopolitical and economic advantages they would gain the absence of the petrodollar.
By "defense companies" you mean Bill Clinton.
Biw Crinton
I down-arrowed because you said "time to discuss this with the kids".
I'd rather discuss with the kids the creature from Jekyll Island who stole their generation.
TCFJI is a good start. Mine are still too young.
My son does ask every night if we can go to the creek (gold sluicing). He has gold fever just like his old man.
pods
North Korea is BEST Korea.
MELTED
WINDOWS
BITCHES
http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss...
North Korean swimming pool
I'd say North Korean elites have better than bottom 20% of Americans.
I am sure the North Korean Army will get right on this just as soon as they are able to find something to eat.
If the North Koreans launched a missile to land in Los Angeles, it would overfly, almost directly, the route that KAL 007 flew when the Russians shot it down for violating it's airspace.
This is just another distraction from the ponzi slow motion collapse.
Remember a couple of months ago it was Japan versus china.
What next South Africa versus Argentina???
Yaaaaaawn
At least everyone in the US can die laughing at the stupid names of the rockets.
I look forward to Democracy coming to North Korea by blasting the shit out of it. Or a dong unleashing its load.
1. cargo container nuke in a major port
2. truck nuke
3. diesel-fertilizer-cement truck attack on spent fuel pond
Those would all be nice for DHS, as they could blame it on "tea party terrorists" and clamp down.
and buy more bullets
F$cK DHS.
4. blow up Fukushima reactor 4 spent fuel pool.
+1
And let the wind do the rest...
WHY DID THAT DAMN T DONG EXPLODE OVER JAPAN?! oh yeah... SuperEMP straight to the nuts; siyanara world economy!
Obviously, the most honest North Korean missile threat is the No-Dong.
+1
Reminds me of Kumho Korean tires.
Short-dick syndrome may be a motivator there.
They really should have named their largest missile the Rong Dong.
I know a few Kum-Hos in real life. Fun people.
04/03 16:01 EDT BREAKING: North Korean Leadership Approves Nuke Strikes Against US
DPRK statement likely is going to place US attacks subs in region from patrol mode into combat alert mode ready to respond.
On a long enough timeline...
...all web forums devolve into 4chan.
So in that spirit...
...do it, phaggot!
Ballistic missile subs would be more apropos.
Mossad, more likely.
and the winner is-- bingo,
... the 'supernova born'!
Oh please. Like the CIA isn't providing endless streams of false intel to Pyongyang making it look like they're under threat of annihilation. The Norks think they're making defensive gestures and the Western media picks up on their response as if it's an initial threat.
Here we go...
Don't believe everything you hear folks. The Norks aren't insane idiots. In fact, there aren't many nations in history that are hell bent on their own destruction. It's not a very common trait at all. So when someone tells you there's an insane leader, hell bent on his own destruction -- it's better to read betwen the lines.
(ps: Quadaffi wasn't one of those either).
“We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false.”
– William Casey, CIA Director (from first staff meeting, 1981)
I thought preemptive attacks were supposed to be secret; announcing Un's daily thoughts and horoscope are hardly secret preemptive positioning (ie Cuba).
Is Terrorism (remember that daily word which has all but disappeared?!) passé all of a sudden, or do the sheep need a NEW WOLF?
But what do I know, I'm too stupid and really need to shut the fuck up on such lofty matters and let the scholarly intellectuals which generously breeze through ZH airing their thoughtful mastery and for Australopithecines like me to dangle precariously on every syllable... hey, 'Strannick The Great'?
Try to keep up with the narrative. Osama bin Laden is dead, so Al Qaeda is no longer a direct threat to us. Now, we have to watch out for Rogue States like Syria, Iran and North Korea.
You forgot Cyprus.....or is that another one of my "dumb" statements!
There is no narrative that Cyprus is the enemy.
I am not saying that your statement is dumb; I am saying what the propaganda narrative is.
"So when someone tells you there's an insane leader, hell bent on his own destruction -- it's better to read betwen the lines."
never say "never"
This time may be different.
Nut countries never say "we will destroy ourselves" by the way. That's hyperbole on the poster's part...
They say "we will deliver a crushing blow to the imperialist aggressor" and in a vacuum of rational gainsayers, may even believe it.
During the cuban missile crisis there were "true believers" in Havana who were ready to "out commie" the Russians and head for that Great Collective in the sky...We came "that close" before Russia and Kennedy struck a face saving deal.
you noticed that those rogue states you mentioned dont have a central bank controlled by the hofjuden, right?
Yes, which just goes to show how stabilising central banks are!
/krug (h/t redpill for that instant classic)
controlled by the hofjuden, right?
Why don't you just say what you mean: "I am obsessed with Jews - I can't stop thinking about them."
fuckin north korean jews... worse than illinois nazis...
not with jews in general. just with hofjuden, the perpetrators of financial crimes against humanity, the criminals behind central banks, the thieves running the scam called fractional reserve banking, the money changers that make debt slaves out of unsuspecting victims of usury, the psychopaths that instigate wars to enrich themselves at the expense of innocent victims, the vultures that feast on spoils of wars, etc. i am not asking for too much, just that justice, for the first time in the last two millennia, be done. no guillotines necessary http://tinyurl.com/czegrmg
What happens when we run out of Captain Hook's?
YOU become Captain Hook.
...we use Captain Crunch
CIA admits using news to manipulate the USA... If they spoke of it in 1975, you can bet they have only gotten better at it in 2013.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ED63A_hcd0
wow how naive the zero hedgers are becomming.
Do you think for a second that this is North Korea?..... This is 100% China, if it werent, glorious leader would have died of lead poisoning a long time ago. China funded nukes, China funded missile program
Wake UP AMERICA........................................
by the way, what is our Fearless leader doing during this ""Crisis"?
Okay, so they can hit Kalifornia....why would they nike an ally? I mean really. And let's say they did. The folks out there would have a real bad day, but would Wall Street notice? Well, aside from the increase in durable goods orders and the drop in unemployment....
A nuke can break a lot of windows, it may be just what's needed to turn this economy around!
/Krug
Surly Bear "Okay, so they can hit Kalifornia.."
Where do you see that? According to the chart, the Taepo Dong 2 has the distance but is still in development. So you have no definites there. I recall a few years ago, one of N. Korea's missiles missle tests being a huge failure for just a few hundred miles. There longest operational missile won't even reach Hawaii at this point. And then there is the question of accuracy.
N. Korea is more a concern for Japan and S. Korea. But the concensus seems to be that any attempted nuclear strike would be the end game for N. Korea. They certainly aren't going to invade anyone but S. Korea. Outside of those missles, they have no long range logistics for war.
They don't have to hit us. They already orbited a "package" five months ago. As a "test". As to what that "package" is, is anybody's guess. Well, except for those who put it up there. I'm sure they know. Maybe.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/dec/19/north-korea-emp-attack-could-destroy-us-now/?page=all
PS: might be a good time to figure out how to short BTC if there's anything to this...
space monkey?
look at the damage a Frog Dong missile can do!! thats just crazy.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x169/Kafkateer/kermit.jpg
the unintended consequence of nuking LA will besolving our illegal immigration problem...
The vocab guidelines now state "illegal immigrant" is pejorative, please use the more accurate term, undocumented democrat
And they call them libtards. You can't argue with a winning strategy!
keep talking, I'm filling out the donations card while you speak...
Don't worry; I'm sure Mexico will be glad to take in several tens of millions of American refugees. We can all join the Mexican Health Care Exchanges for free and get free food cards and housing vouchers. I wonder if they take voter registrations at the same time too like we do. Ahhh....Cabo; the Mexican Riviera; all on the Tax Pesos of the generous citizenry of Cuidad Mexico...!
Bezerkeley is a nuclear free zone, so its gotta be So Cal.
Betcha those Bezerkeley voters are really happy now...
Screw break a window, blow up a city krugman says. That will grow the economy
high tech missles??? you mean orbital EMP blast over the USA = GAME OVER!
Blowing Nukes in the Air is enuff to bring us back to stone age
blow a nuke off the coast of L.A. and the stampede won't stop until the Mississippi River
As long as it stops there...
"Blowing Nukes in the Air is enuff to bring us back to stone age."
Us. Them. One of those.
Pretty much the same result if they make the attempt and botch it too. The Maximum Leader will probably, thanks to the EBT-sated American voters, be getting one shot at the history books at some point. But whether the attempt succeeds or fails, that zit will be popped. And we'll be mining glass in North Korea for the next 100 years.
We need to send Tim Cook over there stat to apologize for us.
Send Jane Fonda for a few years.
final approval from city of london corporation
The " City " is what NK should focus on.
No. From Dennis Rodman.
What do N. Korea and Krugman have in common? No Dong!
Keith David's best work.
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McMolotov:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ESmb5isNU
Haven't seen that in years.....
Boolshitso!
Take California.
No, please. Take California.
take out microsoft in seattle first
All right then, no more I-phones or Google for you!
Missiondweller
San Francisco, CA
For year!
Hit him where it hurts.
No more midget tranny porn for you, Dearest Poof Faiwy.
Not all of Calif. San Fran, Sacramento, LA, and San Bernardino is enough.
Yeah, you are right, hivekiller. I did a job last year and spent some time a little north of San Diego, Carlsbad, on the ocean, and it was totally beautiful.
Forget the ANWAR- If he fucks up our salmon fishing season in Alaska with his one nuke, I will personally lead the parade of pissed off Alaskans to North Korea to kick the shit out of the commie bastard.
Deadliest Catch: Retribution
A group of former snow crab fisherman, permanently unemployed due to a nuclear attack by North Korea (NOT the nuclear meltthroughs in Japan!) form a militia. Watch them as they go from boot camp, to the streets of Pyongyang in this hard hitting reality TV series.
I'd buy that for a dollar (or a bitcoin)
THEY DO!!!
1.2 BILLION CHINESE
HOMELAND SECURITY BUYS 1.6 billion bullets
THE US CAN MISS 30% OF ALL SHOTS!!!
and if we look to vietnam...
America needed 50.000 rounds for 1 kill...
It was 254,000 rounds for 1 kill in Iraq. That was just normal inflation from the Vietnam war.
Fuck the Hague rule and start using hollow points !!!
A yawing bullet is far more destructive than a hollow point of the same caliber. The Dum Dum was gentle compared to the .303 MK IIV.
254000!?!?!?!
WHERE THEY FUCK DID THOSE SOLDIERS LEARN TO SHOOT??!!
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE GOOD AT THAT??!!
254000!!!!
THAT'S LIKE A TRUCKLOAD OF AMMO TO HIT 1 TARGET!!!
HOW THE FUCK DO YOUR AMERICAN WOMAN GET PREGNANT?!?!?!?
I guess you haven't heard of "Birth Tourism".
This is where mostly Chinese women come to the US just to give birth so their child has citizenship.
Here is a quick video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1VysJg6uvU
"WHERE THEY FUCK DID THOSE SOLDIERS LEARN TO SHOOT??!!
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE GOOD AT THAT??!!
254000!!!!"
GAU-8 gatling gun fires 4200rpm.
Yeah, it'll make a hell of a mess when you hit the Mujahadin with the AK. But there's going to be a high round/hit ratio for that effect.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOUR AMERICAN WOMAN GET PREGNANT?!?
Lots and lots of "shots".
It's hard to get a face pregnant.
...said Beaver Fever, lol...
HOW THE FUCK DO YOUR AMERICAN WOMAN GET PREGNANT
Depends on Dong placement.
"HOW THE FUCK DO YOUR AMERICAN WOMAN GET PREGNANT?!?!?!?"
It takes about a trillion sperm, more or less, for each pregnancy. Enough monkeys on typewriters and you'll get a Gettysburg Address.
Send in the first wave of Dept Homeland Security onto their beaches.......we can at least eliminate one fascist regime
That would be an excellent use for them. That way they would be over there rather than over here. Maybe they could take the TSA with them.
AND... Take the IRS as well!!
We need to put a gigantic fuckin window over Alaska, STAT. - Paul Krugman, fumbling for his zipper
FUCK ALASKA!!!
HAWAII!!!!!!!!!
OBAMA'S FAVORITE GOLFING PLACE!!!
OMG!!!
SEND IN THE MEAT!!!
HAARP's got Alaska covered
Of course, the important point missed is how the cost of everything drops when the Raw Material prices go down.
Poor labor being just another Raw Material of course.
Only an idiot would think that raising the cost of an RM is good for society, or the "Raw Material". When costs go up, you find alternative materials. When minimum wages go up, you find alternative labor.
We have supplanted wisdom with experts... now, if we could only supplant the experts...
Head, meet Anus
"I can see Korea from my house!"
I hope Tina Fey eats shits and chokes to death on it someday.
Fey, ugly commie ignorant skank whore.
She's not ugly.
That ain't no Aurora Borealis, son; that used to be Pyongyang...
The only free market in existence is the Black Market; everything else is just corporate socialism clothed in capitalist rhetoric...
"...economic issue, or the science has not been widely disseminated ..."
If it is economics it is not science.
If it is science it is not economics.
Science: the ability to predict future outcome and to explain all past data.
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"...Alan Krueger, Obama’s chief economic advisor, suggests that a decrease in the minimum wage could result in a reduction in income[1]. ..."
No shit! If your labor is not worth the minimum wage then yes your income would go down.
On the other hand those whose labor is worth less than minimum wage and accept the lower wage would see their income increase.
Don't need a PHD to figure that out.
Incidentally, all Obama advisors are Keynesans, also known as economic alchemists or quacks.
@MDB. Fook Yoo!
You're a cunt.
More than the decrease in income when you lose your job because your company shuts down because minimum wage was raised?
I didn't think so.
MDB,
What universe are you orbiting in.
The topic at hand is NK and nuke stand of. Does anything really matter about free market; if there is such a thing.
Since the topic is North Korea, it appears that what you are advocating is a centrally controlled economy. It does not appear to have brought economic prosperity to the people of North Korea. You may claim that this is due to leadership. However, if you believe in the North Korean way, then you believe that the leader of North Korea is a god. So, are you advocating a change of god?