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North Korea Says It Has Final Approval For Nuclear Attack On US

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/03/2013 15:40 -0400

This is merely the latest headline in what may well culminate with the wettest dream Paul Krugman has ever had.

#BREAKING: N. Korea army says it has final approval for nuclear attack on US

— Agence France-Presse (@AFP) April 3, 2013

AFP: North Korean Army has approval to launch "mercilesss" nuclear strike on U.S. involving possible use of "cutting edge" nuclear weapons

— Sky News Newsdesk (@SkyNewsBreak) April 3, 2013

For those concerned, here is a map showing the range of North Korean missiles. It is safe to assume that GETCO's collocated servers are safe, and will ramp the ES limit up on any flashing red headline launch news. Just think of the fixed income investment and epic resulting GDP boost, on both a real and seasonally adjusted basis.

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Wed, 04/03/2013 - 19:48 | 3406151 franzpick

Hey MDB: cut the b.s. and tell us, why did Michelle refer to "his home country Kenya" when referring to your buddy GoBombEm?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJihJBePcs

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:46 | 3404885 Stackers

So the CIA has given N.Korea approval for attack on U.S. ? - got it.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:56 | 3404965 Sudden Debt

Maybe Alaska...

FUCKSHIT!!! I'M WATCHING ALASKA TRUCKERS!!!

WE'LL BE STUCK WITH RERUNS IF THE SHOOT A NUKE INTO ALASKA!!!

BBWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:59 | 3404989 e_goldstein

Nah, there will be a new show:

Mutant Alaska Truckers.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:11 | 3405100 debtor of last ...

First balled sasquatch picture sold for BTC 3400,-, no 3445,-. No 3779,-

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:50 | 3405369 LFMayor

Balled Sasquatch?

You mean like free style johnson? the Helicopter manuever? Commando Sasquatch?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:02 | 3405447 Stares straight...

In these here parts, you get mauled by Sasquatch if you've balled a Sasquatch.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:20 | 3405185 Headbanger

No no no.. GLOWING Ice Truckers is more like it dude!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:03 | 3405023 ziggy59

Teenage Mutant Ninja Salmon..

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:10 | 3405101 ActionFive

Lots of big time quitters-Leno/Tonight Show.

Jenna Bush-Hager in Paraguay yet?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:05 | 3405059 King_Julian

Gen. Berenger says we're ready:

http://www.moviesounds.com/wargames/defcon1.wav

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:47 | 3404887 Divided States ...

PPT finally woke up thx to the 3:45pm alarm woke them up

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3404923 fonzannoon

The ppt got the good news.

"The Federal Reserve could begin cutting back on its massive bond-buying program this summer if the economy continues to improve, San Francisco Fed President John Williams said Wednesday."

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:03 | 3405027 Binko

Edit: "The Federal Reserve of Oz could....Oz Fed President Cowardly Lion said..."

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:31 | 3405267 Al Huxley

Yep, and the government will just adjust its massive money spending program to accommodate the FED's new-found stinginess. All's well, everywhere, black is white, 2 + 2 = 5, I love Big Brother.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:55 | 3404961 Chief Falling Knife

Must.. close.. S&P.. above.. 20DMA...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3404911 Wakanda

My translator says "General Tsao's and Spicy Bean Curd Hunan Style".

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3404922 lotusblue

Sad Days for ZH when CNBC turds are ahead in this reporting.

ReRElease Tyler 1.0

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:54 | 3404958 resurger

Compare and STFU!

CNBC

http://www.google.com/trends/explore?hl=en#q=CNBC&cmpt=q

http://www.google.com/trends/explore?hl=en#q=Zerohedge&cmpt=q

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:31 | 3405269 Vooter

So you're actually watching CNBC?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:31 | 3405589 MsCreant

Did you misspell your intended screen name: lube u lots?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:54 | 3404964 Groundhog Day

Quick look over here! not over there where the banksters are stealing your money.

The Sheep need to be distracted. If N korea doesn't work it will be Iran next

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:01 | 3405002 prains

and if not Iran, Toledo goes kaboom, <sheep station>

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:16 | 3405141 kliguy38

Where's GW when the country needs him and bring in Rumdumb for the hammer.......Cheney??? Keep him in the bunker.......We Gotz ourselves a shootin' war mom.........

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:25 | 3405220 agNau

Oh, the humanity!!!!
Think where CA taxes will go if one lands there.
Wonder how high the DOW will go on bad news like that!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:31 | 3405265 combatsnoopy

China funds North Korean concentration camps.

Not that Americans think that there's a difference between China, North Korea, South Korea and Japan.

Americans fund China through a massive trade surplus.

Why would we do that when South Korea is stuck paying the U.S. protection fees? For the American caused threat to the penninsula and innocent people?

It's a nice excuse for Bernanke to completely demolish the USD. The US politicians and government are making bank off of this.

Nixon and MacArthur are both rolling in their graves.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:33 | 3405281 Gringo Viejo

If it gets rid of the public sector unions here in California, I can get onboard with that.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 18:09 | 3405775 SokPOTUS

Non-systemic method. Mish didn't even think of that one. Bankruptcy takes too long.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:05 | 3405464 agNau

Forward to the next of GW's AXIS OF EVIL!

*Breaking:
Destroyer group spotted leaving Norfolk with Central Bank in tow. Ones, zeros, and paper in it's wake. Time to spread the debt!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 18:48 | 3405907 Kayman

"with Central Bank in tow"

With the unlimited power of the Fed, Bernanke could start his own country !

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:56 | 3405711 The Heart

Gee, did they get God's permission to attack the innocents in the USA?

What is a EMP? False flag time?

And what are those crazies doing in the ME now?

We need distractions from the crashing euro, and the soon after crashing dollar that no one wants to do business with anymore. Only the blind sheeple in America use the monopoly money like it is still worth something.

Sotero visits the underground city of Denver.

Pray for peace.

Got garden?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 18:08 | 3405766 augustusgloop

how do they make rocket fuel out of tree bark?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 18:20 | 3405815 SokPOTUS

Two Dictators; one Cup?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 18:48 | 3405909 xtop23

And here we all thought WW3 was going to get rolling in the ME. Silly us.

Are we going to revisit all of our old wartime stomping grounds?

Is this some sort of ass-fucked reunion tour or something?

Next Vietnam !!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 21:50 | 3406506 Freddie

Hope & Change. Well they can hit HAwaii after HI covered up for Obam. I need more popcorn.

They might be able to hit Mexifornia. Bullish for CA Muni bonds.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:45 | 3404873 ParkAveFlasher

I don't know about you guys, but I'm stacking kimchee.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:59 | 3404993 Mugatu

I am going green with this news. I just put out a Jiffy Pop popcorn on my back porch. When the bomb blows, I will be eating fresh corn bitchez.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:45 | 3405334 Temporalist

Kimchi cannot be destroyed by nukes; it only inhances the flavor.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:25 | 3405554 ParkAveFlasher

+1 You hear the music, bro.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:28 | 3405576 akak

Ingestion of kimchee can also frequently lead to secondary chemical attack via poison gas (a.k.a. AnAnonymous' "conflatuence").

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:44 | 3405663 Headbanger

Ugggh.. Don't remind me please!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 20:21 | 3406242 PrintemDano

I'm thinking longer term, I'm buying Balut calls.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:46 | 3404875 MillionDollarBonus_

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:51 | 3404928 JonNadler

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:51 | 3405365 steve from virginia

Best post ever from MDB! +1

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 21:45 | 3406489 Hulk

You blew the sequence. No NUKE for you !!!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:51 | 3404938 bobola

MDB, clicking your own green arrow doesn't count.

The real score is -9 and zero anything else.............

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:17 | 3405157 It is a bargin ...

MDB..just fuck the fuck off, no ones listening to you

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:56 | 3404930 SMG

What is going on here? Are they at the point of collapse, and need this to keep people distracted? Is Kim trying to get rid of the generals pulling the strings? Is there something financially going on that the Elite need to distract us with a war? Is this a part of an escalation of the Global Police State? I'm stumped.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:58 | 3404976 McMolotov

It turns out those supposed "chemtrails" in the sky that all the tinfoil folks have been worked up about were actually bath salts. The whole world has gone mad and will commence face-eating at any moment.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:12 | 3405109 Headbanger

Too late....

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:58 | 3404988 lincolnsteffens

US and Euro Z just looking to make an "Enemy" attack us. I don't know about N.Korea but the thugs running this world just need another war to get everybody lined up behind their Dear Leaders. Just business mixed with a bit of entertainment for the sheeple.

If our "Enemies" won't oblige us we can just make it look like we've been "unjustly attacked". Rinse and recycle for the next forgotten history lesson.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:05 | 3405048 1100-TACTICAL-12

Somethins up , what is the other hand we can't see upto ?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:06 | 3405050 Binko

Or it may be that the Fat Little Fuck is simply Batshit Insane.

A couple of years in Switzerland driving to sealed off classes in a sealed off Limo while living within a sealed off compound may not have given him much perspective on the Western World.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:57 | 3404973 williambanzai7

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:01 | 3405004 McMolotov

Long Duk Dong would drone your ass if he had the technology.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:20 | 3405531 margaris

haha, the irony.

ACME = American Company Manufactures Everything?

No they don't built shit anymore.

Kim rubs our noses in it.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:02 | 3405014 prains

sweet baby hayzeus its BIG

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:10 | 3405102 McMolotov

That's what she said...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:15 | 3405137 Headbanger

Just before the... you know the rest

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:54 | 3405708 The Old Man

We shan't forget the old cayote!!!!!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 21:48 | 3406498 Hulk

Caption contest: My penis is small and I'm a virgin, but you can ride my big red Rocket !!!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:03 | 3405035 SheepDog-One

'SCUD's'? Seriously?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:32 | 3405275 rotagen

Are your country Berong to us.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:46 | 3405340 Pooper Popper

Super EMP!

Flintstones,meet the Flinstones!!!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:15 | 3405512 dasein211

Apparently they have a satellite in space, launched last December and no one knows what it's for. If its a nuclear tipped satellite then all they have to do is launch and detonate a nuke 300 miles above the US and an EMP takes out our electronic infrastructure. The the US will be a sitting duck.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 20:34 | 3406272 mjcOH1

"Apparently they have a satellite in space, launched last December and no one knows what it's for. If its a nuclear tipped satellite then all they have to do is launch and detonate a nuke 300 miles above the US and an EMP takes out our electronic infrastructure. The the US will be a sitting duck."

Because we haven't had a fielded force of several hundred ICBMs for the last 50 years ready to fly after the first one lands.

If I were a Chinese general and my client state just nuked the US I think I'd be looking for a really deep, really close hole to crawl into. Because there would most likely be really deep, really hot craters springing up over much of Asia in short order.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 21:57 | 3406520 Freddie

China owns O and he will not retaliate. Yeah I know red team blue team but stolen elections have consequences. He will be on Air Farce 1 headed to Hawaii for golf or China.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:16 | 3405516 Mactheknife

I'm quite sure as soon as one of their birds leaves the ground North Korea will cease to exist....so Kimy..do you feel lucky punk?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:20 | 3405528 reTARD

This is such non-news. Just like with Iran, this is purely a distraction from the real future of WW3 flashpoint starting from Syria. The China-Russia wing of the elites will not allow attacks within their backyards of Iran or North Korea.

http://www.homelandsecurityus.com/archives/8080

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 18:14 | 3405790 Mitzibitzi

OK, hands up... how many people posting on this thread have a degree in electronic engineering? How many know anything, really, about ballistic physics? Inertial navigation?

I'll grant you I ain't an expert in rocket fuels, or enough of a mechanical engineer to design and build the launch package, but.. the above is NOT these days rocket science! The accelerometers in a fucking Wii remote are better than the ones in early ICBMs. Aiming the thing isn't much of a challenge. Building it with sufficient range might be, I don't know.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 19:39 | 3406119 aphlaque_duck

Do you even need inertial navigation? I'd just use iPhone GPS.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 19:40 | 3406121 post turtle saver

"Close enough" always counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear warfare. The consumer GPS tech in discarded cell phones is enough guidance to get these things to where they need to be. They could use GLONASS or Compass and keep it "all Commie" if they feel strongly enough about it.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 18:46 | 3405905 Chuck Walla

Dog meet pony. Ignite the ring of fire!

FORWARD SOVIET!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 19:14 | 3406017 msmith9962

I understand it takes a lot of paperwork to get final approval.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 21:44 | 3406490 Fiat Bitchez

Ok - been reading for YEARS but since...... Zerohedge/abc limited showed up the stories have become more planted then ever.

I cal BS on this ! N Korea is more likely to be provoked by ussa.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:43 | 3404847 blabam

Not that I believe their bluff but... Boat?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:43 | 3404848 Dollar Bill Hiccup

Canadian grizzlies are still in their "bunkers", and the polar bears are jumping into the sea as we speak.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:43 | 3404849 Bear

I wish we had permission to do the same to NK

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:42 | 3404852 mrks

Boy, that escalated quickly.

I mean, that really got out of hand fast...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:04 | 3405038 Sabibaby

March Madness ends so what to keep the sheeple distracted?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:44 | 3404853 knicks3005

Bring it you fat little turd!!!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:43 | 3404858 pods

From who? Dennis Rodman?

pods

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:49 | 3404919 holgerdanske

"whom"!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:55 | 3404970 Mine Is Bigger

hmm...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:15 | 3405147 Headbanger

"whomth"

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:43 | 3404859 A Man without Q...

I can't help thinking that Kim Jong Un wants some outside help getting rid of some of his generals.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 18:27 | 3405833 SokPOTUS

or genitals...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:45 | 3404865 schar

The names of these missiles are hilarious

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:47 | 3404882 Ljoot

'Nodong' translated to English is 'Dickless'

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:09 | 3405082 ParkAveFlasher

My dream job is the guy at DoD who dreams up catchy names for equipment, he's gonna have a field day with anti-Dong weaponry.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:16 | 3405152 JohnG

Hillary Clinton Dong Repeller

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:22 | 3405211 Headbanger

LMFAO!! QUIT IT!! AHAHAHAH!!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:33 | 3405271 JohnG

If you get a Dong Alert lasting more than four hours, seek medical attention to avoid Long Dong damage (courtesy Cialis).

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:33 | 3405276 12ToothAssassin

Hillary Clinton Dong Repeller v 2.0 = the Angela Merkel?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:42 | 3405312 JohnG

AKA the Merkel Erkel Hurler Boost Stage Dong Deflator.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:24 | 3405547 ParkAveFlasher

Block the Dong, bitchez!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:49 | 3404918 Squiddly Diddly

The Ding Dong has a nuclear tipped twinkie.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:48 | 3405346 Temporalist

They don't make those anymore.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:51 | 3405370 Wakanda

My translator says "Dennis Rodman winked and said "My ding dong prefers twinkies".

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:44 | 3404866 Smuckers

Bullish for Tim Hortons.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:44 | 3404868 Everybodys All ...

Well there you go Bricks. Your turn or will that Nobel Peace price have to be given back for a direct nuclear threat by a sovereign army?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:44 | 3404869 Mongo

Bring it! ... This is bullocks!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:46 | 3404874 F. Bastiat

Clearly, the norks and the chi-coms recognize that Hussein Obama is more or less on their side.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:46 | 3404877 css1971

So... Do they actually know where the United States is located?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:49 | 3404909 Chaos_Theory

Like his Generals are going to tell him their real ranges...he probably has been told they can range Neptune in 30-minutes.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:51 | 3404926 Winston Churchill

Does it matter ?

That have ultra long range bullshit in their catapults.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:59 | 3404983 Sudden Debt

so... Do Americans actually know where Korea is located?!?!?

THIS IS GOING TO BE A WEIRD WAR!!!

PRESIDENT! PRESIDENT!!! WE NUKED THEM!!!

nuked who?....

I DON'T KNOW...

THEY LOOKED AZIAN TO ME!!!

omg.... WELL THAT WILL DO I GUESS!!!
WHERE'S MY TELEPROMPTER?!?!? I NEED TO ADRESS THE LEMMINGS!!!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:21 | 3405200 combatsnoopy

North Korea wasn't in 3D! Boo!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:26 | 3405236 Headbanger

LUDICROUS SPEED!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:45 | 3404878 thedrickster

wtf

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:46 | 3404889 WTF_247

Right on schedule for the massive out of nowhere volume ramp on ES at EOD. This is most bullish news. All In!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:47 | 3404897 rubearish10

This is so Frek'd up!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:46 | 3404890 rubearish10

WTF just happened here? PPT at work down 20 handles??

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:47 | 3404891 Balvan

Barking dog doesn't bite. Fatso is just making a show to build his identity. It's all part of growing up.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:48 | 3404893 youngman

pretty interesting from a fat little son of a dictator....little KIM...lol....big hat no cattle...so true....send it....your starving people will still hate you behind your back...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:48 | 3404904 Zer0head

how do you know they are starving?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:10 | 3404896 hooligan2009

this is a false flag by french "intelligence", trying to divert attention from the collapse of its revenue base and banking system

retreat!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:48 | 3404899 dark pools of soros

looks like they can blast a glory hole next to the gold rush boys

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:49 | 3404900 lolmao500

Finally some action!

North Korea is the first wave of the Chinese/Russian war on NATO.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:49 | 3405353 css1971

The peasant cannon fodder you mean?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:48 | 3404902 Unprepared

As a Muslim, I'm glad the North Koreans are taking over the brand og the Villains du jour. Koreans, you will be getting freedom served to you like peanut butter is spread over a toast.

Sarc.off.not

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:00 | 3404969 oddjob

It does not matter which purported god you profess to worship. Having anybody in a postion of power , no matter which religion, that could defer to the blank sky for answers is downright scary.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:07 | 3405062 Unprepared

My comment was not about what I profess but about my expectation that it will be open season for the media and political PR campaign for the vilification/fabricated lies about NK.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:31 | 3405254 oddjob

Sorry, I must have misunderstood your first 3 words, my mistake.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:30 | 3405261 Headbanger

Or... It will be open season for us to just glass NK over a few times as a practice drill for Iran.

Ta ta!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:54 | 3405388 Oldballplayer

Korean, Koran ...tomatoe, tamato...

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 22:10 | 3406562 fxrxexexdxoxmx

As a non-Muslim I want you to know that I think Allah is a pimp and his prophet was/is a ho. Thanks for playing my god vs your god bullshit. FYI Moses sucks as does Jesus.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:48 | 3404906 you enjoy myself

nice to know there's at least some event that can cause a 1% sell-off. that the event needed happens to be a threat of nuclear war is a bit surreal.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:11 | 3405497 Matt

I find that the threats are being reported primarily by tweets, to be quite surreal.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:49 | 3404910 buzzsaw99

over the top bullish

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3404912 Gmacks

God dam*#t open your f#cking ears!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3404914 resurger

Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Joooooooooooooooooooooooooong JEEEENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 19:46 | 3406143 post turtle saver

"Goddammit Kim!"

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:49 | 3404915 little buddy bu...

popcorn, anyone?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:52 | 3404916 WTF_247

Algo based VWAP rescue in progress, should only be down 0.5% by EOD. Nothing to see here, move along.

Only in the retarded SP500 would a threatened nuclear attack on the country create a wave of massive algo buying.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3404917 raki_d

Obama in bunker !

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:09 | 3405092 hooligan2009

can't be...its not a random walk!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:40 | 3405317 rhinoblitzing

Didn;t he have a planned engagement in CO today... How convienient!

Shit smellz... Lots of dust up - N Korea and Iran been working real close on nukes and missiles - not hard to link them together.

Duck and cover?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 17:00 | 3405435 Oldballplayer

I have the vision of Kim and Ahmedinijhad on the phone..."

"okay, we fire on 3"
"We fire on 3, or 1-2-3 fire?
""Okay...1-2-3 fire"
"Ready 1-2-3 FIRE!"

Kim pushes the button. The Korean missiles fly.

In Tehran, Mahmoud and his buddies are the floor, pissing their pants laughing because Kim is nothing but fucking Charlie Brown kicking a football.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 19:00 | 3405958 Dkizzle49855

I didn't realize our fearless leader had golf on the schedule today.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:51 | 3404920 Jugdish

Final approval from whom? China?

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:59 | 3404987 Haager

The command from the TBTF-banks, so they're able to sex up the markets as they wish without the need to mock up no-news as a reason for market-movement.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3404921 foodstampbarry

The fat Korean kid is in serious need of a good old fashioned schoolyard ass kicking. Barry Hussein (Our dear Leader) will probably take a vacay over there, bow to fat boy and give him the keys to our nuclear stockpile.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:55 | 3404924 Quinvarius

Checka Mate Meryka! Your mov!

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 16:06 | 3405056 hooligan2009

(just because i want to get the number of views over 1.5 billion)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

i bet he plays this at breakfast

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:50 | 3404927 morning

I told you gold down was bullish.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:51 | 3404929 Killer the Buzzard

I'm sure this will send the VIX plummeting.

Wed, 04/03/2013 - 15:57 | 3404932 TomGa

From Yonhap news... N. Korea vows actual military actions

SEOUL, April 4 (Yonhap) -- North Korea's military announced Thursday that it would take a series of military actions against the United States.

In a statement, the North's supreme military command said it is formally notifying the White House and the Pentagon that "reckless operations" involving cutting-edge nuclear weapons have been finally approved.

Suicide wish? Kind of like suicide by cop, just on a larger scale.

Thu, 04/04/2013 - 00:50 | 3406900 UGrev

Wish granted..

North Korea Says It Has Final Approval For Nuclear Attack On US

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