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Kim Jong-Un Launches Morale-Boosting "Mine's Bigger Than Yours" Weapons Display On State TV

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North Korean State TV provides 127 seconds of sheer unadulterated weapons-brandishing propaganda as Kim Jong-Un visits the test firing of various anti-Western civilization policy tools - from rocket-launchers, drones, and automatic weapons, the omnipotent leader himself even gets in on the action brandishing an admittedly small weapon... ironic really when all that really matters is the big red button 'threat'.

 

 

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Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:31 | 3416718 prains
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me likes chubbbbbbbbieeeeeeeee chicken

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:38 | 3416734 DaddyO
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So do you think Kim Jong Un has a little chubbie going on...inquiring government officials want to know.

DaddyO

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:57 | 3416757 Pure Evil
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I wonder if we could have a cultural exchange program and exchange our idiot for their idiot.

Kim Jong-un would make a better teleprompter reading pompous ass than the one we got.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:59 | 3416810 flacon
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What's going on in the world of finance that they need this as a distraction? hmm?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:01 | 3416821 Richard Chesler
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I always wondered what 1950 was like...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:05 | 3416829 Troll Magnet
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did he buy those guns from eric holder?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:25 | 3416884 palmereldritch
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North Korea - The original Fast and Furious

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:57 | 3416945 francis_sawyer
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Looks like he took shooting lessons from McLovin... [BREAK YOURSELF FOOL!]...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBKIHrDdtf8

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:57 | 3416961 Fish Gone Bad
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My thought is that N Korea will get itself shot up, and then rebuilt into the new and improved Korea.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 19:30 | 3417332 Spirit Of Truth
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If an actual fight erupts, then it's clearly Russia and China's doing.  North Korea is utterly dependent on China to survive, so this could all be ended with one phone call from Beijing to Pyongyang.  If war erupts, then why was North Korea so blatant in announcing it ahead of time thereby eliminating any element of surprise which would be vital to any North Korean military success?  If war does come, what will be telltale is if China backs Pyongyang militarily, then be certain this was all part of a grander strategy targetting America and the Western allies for total defeat.

http://www.secondkoreanwar.com

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 21:27 | 3417517 All Risk No Reward
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You are exactly right.  If the Debt Money tyrants, the supra-national Biggest Globalist Finance Capital Cartel was worried, they'd simply make that call to Beijing and say that their industrial slave labor camps will be moved.

They aren't worried.  That's not to say something won't go "boom," but if it does, it is because the oligarchs worked it out in advance.

This may be orchestrated to hide the looting of the Cyprus people and the precedent that the central state will confiscate bank accounts to pay the debts of the criminal Biggest Globalist Finance Capital Cartel.

Galbraith on "a new set of suckers" and "wonderful self delusion"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE9aFqEyUhA&t=48m14s

Move to 48:14 if it doesn't start there automatically.

The whole video is worth watching.  Last I checked, it is on Netflix as well.

BORN AND RAISED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms4NIB6xroc

Camp 14 Total Control Zone is on Netflix and is worth viewing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to96UfT4YW4

When Alex Jones is saying the tyrants will throw you into a camp and rape your wife, that'sw because that's what they do in North Korea.  One former guard interviewed noted that the women tended to look good because they often came from wealthy families.  They'd split the family up and the guards would split up the women and have their way with them. The former guard commented that the women would tend to go along expecting favors from the guards if they ever got pregnant.  He commented that this didn't happen often, but if it did it wasn't unusual of rthe guards to tie the woman up in the tree, bulging belly and all, and then beat her to death like a pinata.

The power of money that Eisenhower said was 'gravely to be regarded, "props up" regimes like this.  They are Eugenicists that beleive Darwin when he said that mankind's evolution would collapse if the favored races intermingled with the lower races - read Darwin's Descent of Man.  Read The Impact of Science on Society by Bertrand Russell.  Just as Hitler denied resources and financed a police state to control the people in his ghettos, the globailist financiers do the same in third world countries.  They don't need to erect walls, and more than 30x as many people die due to globalist nation state ghettos compared to Hitler's ghettos, otherwise, the methodologies are very similar.

Watch "A Film Unfinished" and then "Empire in Africa" on Netflix, back to back.

The globalist financial cartel supports slavery, which is why they employ dictator controlled slaves turnkey.

Debt Money Tyrants (the people who prop up and protect the demons running China and North Korea)

http://www.keepandshare.com/doc/4768883/debtmoneytyranny-6-1-pdf-60k?tr=77

“Whatever the price of the Chinese Revolution [60-80 million dead!], it has obviously succeeded [creating slaves for his assets to leverage], not only in producing more efficient and dedicated administration, but also in fostering a high morale and cummunity propose [they don't talk back while slaving for me- HOT D*MN!!!]. The social experiment [mass murder of 10s of millions, moving people off their property, having parents bury their children alive, etc...] in China under Chairman Mao's leadership [#1 mass murderer in human history] is one of the most important and successful in human history.” (David Rockefeller, New York Times, 1973.)

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Sat, 04/06/2013 - 23:18 | 3417797 Manthong
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I love his range discipline.

Next report is that he shoots off one of his General's balls.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 00:12 | 3417864 Bananamerican
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"the revanchist dolphin traitors and their running dog shellfish henchmen must be taught a lesson!"

I especially liked the festive Liberace music during the martial arts sequence

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 09:44 | 3418221 Wile-E-Coyote
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Yeah did you see the nervous general on Kim's left, take one step back. Classic, you can almost hear him say phucking helll

Kim is putting weight on, comfort eating?

The music is like the unmade film "Carry on Dictator" all we need is Sid James and Babs Windsor to appear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZxX7YW_97QU

Mon, 04/08/2013 - 22:18 | 3424740 All Risk No Reward
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The guy spent 15 years living the millionaires life in a Switzerland boarding school playing basketball.

I bet he's just a puppet at this point.  He might eventually turn into more.

That whole set up is evil, though.  Wicked evil  The power monopoly of the state, in all its demonic glory.

Watch Camp 14 Total Control Zone on Netflix. 

Wicked.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:39 | 3416912 smlbizman
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i like how they worked in monty pythons twit olmypics....those krazy koreans....

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:38 | 3416908 TheLooza
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I wonder how far back in US history you would have to go to where 2013 North Korea would be considered a serious military adversary.  I'm thinking the US of 1930 would feel intimidated because of the nuke, but by 1950, forget it.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:10 | 3417000 Sudden Debt
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they are the 5th largest army on earth with a million man standing army. the terain is theirs and America doesn't have combat training in their climate. Again, it need to be done in the summer to make a chance.

And even if the rates are 50 to 1 in kills, that would mean 20.000 American soldiers that would die.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 18:02 | 3417134 akak
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Pffttt!

What's a measly 20,000 American dead? (And maybe hundred of thousands of dead North Koreans?)

If you want to make a neocon omelette, you have to break some eggs.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 18:33 | 3417214 mjcOH1
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"they are the 5th largest army on earth with a million man standing army. the terain is theirs and America doesn't have combat training in their climate. Again, it need to be done in the summer to make a chance.  And even if the rates are 50 to 1 in kills, that would mean 20.000 American soldiers that would die."

There's usually an unconditional surrender long before 100% casualties on either side, so the premise of 1M Nork casualties, 20k US casualties, and a 50:1 kill ratio doesn't make much sense.  

By way of comparison - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_War
Gulf War I had an Iraqi force of 650k vs a coalition force of just under 1M.   Iraq withdraw after 30k casualties, vs 190 coalition troops killed in enemy action.... call it a 150:1 kill ratio and 5% losses to the Iraqi forces.

Yes,  N Korea does have nukes and might even be able to use a couple in combat.   If they did, I think the senior N Korean offering terms 24 hours later would probably be an ambassador, with not much left in N Korea of either senior leadership or cities to host them.   If they're planning on playing with nukes they're about 1000 warheads and a credible delivery system short of surviving the attempt.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 19:46 | 3417366 Rogue Trooper
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Some sense at last....

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 00:14 | 3417870 Bananamerican
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yeah, and china shrugs and says "oh well"...

just like the last time

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 05:55 | 3418055 Wile-E-Coyote
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Don't worry China is behind this, one phone call and chubby would back down, So what is China up to?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 18:06 | 3417141 Anglo Hondo
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That's the problem, their whole army is standing, just not moving very far.

As a further thouht, perhaps China can send them them lots of chickens, seeing as how China don't wnt them any more, with H7N9 or whatever.

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 18:08 | 3417154 ChrisFromMorningside
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North Korea is a proxy for China and, to a lesser degree, is in league with Russia. Was the Cuban army of the 1960s a threat to the US? No, but when Soviet ships moved nukes onto the island it became a threat. It would be very easy for China to transport a Russian-designed, Chinese-manufactured ICBM armed with a surplus Soviet nuke into the DPRK. 

The conventional army is a threat as well. They could have hundreds of thousands of soldiers in the Seoul metro area within hours of declaring war. The financial chaos and global supply-stream disruption that would result would definitely harm the US economy and probably shatter the Eurozone economy at this point. 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 23:45 | 3417825 Solarman
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Have you ever seen a MLRS area denial mine laying system in action, or MOAB?  The North Koreans are not going anywhere.  If we truly felt threatened, we will inveil our latest, not our 20 year old F-22 raptor technology to the Chinese.

That will end the games.  The F-35 is a distraction, the next fighter/bomber is hyper sonic and pilotless.  We have built our last Aircraft carrier.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 03:34 | 3417980 Maxter
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The north Coreans have dug tunnels all around the boarder.  The mines would be useless.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 09:21 | 3418201 Disenchanted
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"the terain is theirs"

 

Exactly...so explain to me again why the fuck Americans are still there or ever went in the first place? We can't even solve our own fucking problems.

Searching abroad for monsters to destroy(again) to distract the mob @ home from the rot within?

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 09:49 | 3418235 Angry White Dude
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"Again, it need to be done in the summer to make a chance."

 

Not accurate. I was stationed in Korea. Mountain ranges generally run E-W with N-S road cuts through them, and all the passes are laced with explosives to deny passage in event of invasion. That leaves overland passage through rice paddies, which tracked and wheeled vehicles will bog down and get stuck in unless they're frozen. We would spend all winter there on heightened alert (well, relatively heightened - we were always on alert) because if an invasion came, that was most likely when it would come. 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 18:25 | 3417193 Stuck on Zero
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It's called a distraction.  While everyone is focused on the "enemy provocation" the bankers pick your pocket.

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:46 | 3416762 greyghost
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obesity....red state bad again

poor....... red state bad again

inquiring minds want to know? why?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:54 | 3416793 BLOTTO
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Meanwhile in the middle east...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:05 | 3416842 Troll Magnet
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MEANWHILE in the USAA...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:41 | 3416916 Poor Grogman
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Hilarious clip

i love the pro wrestling at the end.

 

nutter from the north vs the crazy from Korea

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:56 | 3416963 Taint Boil
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North Korea = Big Cucumber!

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:54 | 3416791 mjcOH1
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Looks like he has the diab-eat-us.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:35 | 3416723 FLUSA.com
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That video is so bad/hokey I almost expected to see the Power Rangers fly in and fight

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:52 | 3416783 Beam Me Up Scotty
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2 thoughts:

They should have had an english voice over--that never matched up with the moving mouths, especially Kim Jong Uns.... and

They forgot to edit in Godzilla when they were firing all of those missles into the ocean.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:19 | 3416876 Skateboarder
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Don't need to edit. I'm sure Fuku radiation is working on an awesome Godzilla as we speak.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:54 | 3416953 ClumsyBoatman
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Godzilla heehee

Also working on a Mecha Streisand in the underground command centre

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:15 | 3416866 SgtSchultz
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Looks like an easy job for Team America World Police!

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:48 | 3416931 TheLooza
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in the last five seconds of the clip, you see the true power of the north korean army. It appears they have mastered Mr. Perfect's Perfectplex.  We're fucked.

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9xw9l_perfect-plex_sport#.UWCJVZNwprM

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:36 | 3416725 Sylvia Plath
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Could we just squash them and get this over with?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:43 | 3416752 css1971
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Recommend you let China squash them.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:16 | 3416865 I am more equal...
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It matters not who but that it is completed with extreme prejudice ---- hey, how about Zimbabwe?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:44 | 3416924 Poor Grogman
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Shower them with Zim dollars, to destroy them with hyerinflation, saves money on ammo too, great idea LOL.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:36 | 3416728 Tim Knight from...
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Judging from the coordination and limberness of the troops featured in the latter portion of the video, I'd say we're screwed in case the U.S. and DPRK go head-to-head in a revival of West Side Story. ("When you're a Kim, you're a Kim all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day......")

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:29 | 3416891 Matt
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We may be big, but we have lots of ammo, and bodyarmor. Do they make make armor in XXXL?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDjvhsdQoo

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:36 | 3416729 DutchR
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Dictator gangnam sty;e....

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:20 | 3416732 Mine Is Bigger
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...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:38 | 3416735 Pure Evil
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What was truely hilarious was that the Generals were taking notes while the Great UN was speaking.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:00 | 3416813 Tim Knight from...
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"Pro Tip: hold gun pointing away from body. Pull trigger."

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 07:31 | 3418110 bigkahuna
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Generals everywhere are sucking up to and sucking off their politicians. That is what they do! Everyone else pays the price, especially the Soldier.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 16:09 | 3419227 DangerClams
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They were placing bets as to which one of them was going to off the Un as soon as the cameras stopped rolling.

 

Note that the soldiers doing the fighting represent most of the 37 or so people in NK who are allowed a full meal every day.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:41 | 3416740 darteaus
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What a great circus!  Where are they performing?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:31 | 3417061 A Nanny Moose
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Where are the Dancing Bears?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:41 | 3416742 Yen Cross
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       I'm looking forward to Sunday 'Dim Sum.'

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:44 | 3416743 lolmao500
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See how North Korea is a democracy? They have women firing artillery!

Seriously, remember that a single speech by an American official started the Korean war... In the speech, they forgot to say that Korea was under America's defense umbrella... which led Stalin to conclude that the US wouldn't enter the war... which then make him give a go ahead to Kim Il Sung to invade the South.

http://killerapps.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/04/05/the_us_is_not_sendi...

Despite reports that are beginning to circulate on the Internet, the U.S. is not sending B-1 Lancer heavy bombers to its massive Pacific Ocean base on Guam.

"They're not at Guam," a U.S. Pacific Air Forces spokeswoman just told Killer Apps. "They definitely didn't even stop through."

When it gets serious, you have to lie.

China continues military buildup near North Korean border

Reports of large-scale missile movements in North Korea

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:51 | 3416773 Rustysilver
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Lolmao500,

US ambassador to Kuwait said something to the effect that we don't care for Kuwait: S. Hussein was watching.

This is diplomacy 101.  After that stuff happens.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:09 | 3416849 lolmao500
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Didn't Saddam ask Bush Sr. or the Us ambassador what would be the reaction of the US if Iraq invaded Kuwait... and they said something like ``it's none of our business``... Well of course it was a trap...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:49 | 3416937 Poor Grogman
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Lie and kill to control important resources, who'd have thought..

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:13 | 3417009 patb
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sec of state james baker cabled April Glaspie and instructed her "The US takes no position on inter arab border disputes"

Mon, 04/08/2013 - 02:22 | 3420932 Tompooz
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"The US takes no position on inter arab border disputes"

 

 

...and then the Desert Storm slaughter was unleashed.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:00 | 3416779 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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This stuff was always there and ready to go at a moments notice because it is a regional thing not just a North Korea thing. This is just part of the theater for the great unwashed to make it look like we are ratcheting up the military. They can say whatever they want but response time is everything. The behind the scenes real reasons for the theatrics is not going to show up in the news. Reality is the real battle going on is in closed meetings between the North Korean and Chinese diplomats operating as back channel conduits for negotiations, at this point anyways.

Fact of the matter is you have a rabid starving animal boxed into a corner (and we know how dangerous cornered animals can be) with a nuclear weapon(s), most likely unaccounted for else the US wouldn't be putting on this much of a public theater show. If they knew where the weapon(s) was/where they'd have it targeted for premature dentonation.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:13 | 3416856 disabledvet
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With nukes "smaller is better." careful laughing at the symbolism..."he might get the meaning that you don't."

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:23 | 3416883 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Yep it ain't the size but how potent the love juice is when you get right down to it.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:45 | 3416759 Awakened Sheeple
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The sound effects! Lmfao

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:48 | 3416765 Sudden Debt
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And the part where one of his generals is shooting...
missing the entire target...
while Kimberley is tapping his shoulder? :)

That shot was funny :)
But if you told me the clip was shot in 1950, I'd believe ya :)

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:52 | 3416781 Pure Evil
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The reason the guy missed was because there were no real bullets in the gun. You can't have live rounds in the hands of a stooge, he might just turn around and blow a hole in Mr. Kim's oil pan.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:59 | 3416809 DaddyO
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+1 for the truthful observation!!

DaddyO

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:52 | 3416786 taniquetil
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Someone must have discovered the "laser effect" sound on Powerpoint.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:47 | 3416760 Sudden Debt
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Yeah... that kicking will take out those US drones...
welcome to the 21th century teenage mutant turtles...

SEND IN... CHUCK!!! NORRIS!!!!!

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:50 | 3416770 Sudden Debt
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I only see 1 light burning...
where...
would...
Kimberley live...

cool pick :)

GREENPEACE MUST LOVE NORTH KOREA!!!
NORTH KOREA SAYS NO!!! TO LIGHT POLLUTION!!!

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:01 | 3416806 css1971
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Japan is interesting, no?

20 years of deflation and you might think they would regress towards NK standards. No. Lit up like a christmas tree. The peak oilers are spot on. Economy = real stuff = energy.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:53 | 3416785 lolmao500
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People killed each other by millions way before the invention of the electricity.

Ever heard of asymetrical warfare?

Not to mention, during the Korean war, the UN had TOTAL air dominance and guess what, the Koreans were still being able to fight... they got their butts kicked... till the Chicoms helped them... then, the UN forces ran... even with total air dominance, technological and firepower advantage.

Thing is, Korea is a big fucking mountain with lots of caves... Remember the Battle of Iwo Jima? 22k Japs vs 70k US marines with total air power and naval power bombing the shit out of the island for days. The Japs managed to kill 7k and wound 22k soldiers. Yeah. Like that, but 500 times larger with 500 times more troops.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:59 | 3416817 css1971
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You're missing the point. Nobody cares what cavemen get up to.

Nobody has to invade. All they have to do is take away their capability to launch... well, anything and they can go on living in caves as long as they want.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:07 | 3416841 lolmao500
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Take away their capability to launch would probably start a full scale war. Then they have thousands of artillery aimed at the South... and once these open up, full scale war kicks off.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:34 | 3416899 css1971
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Artillery isn't asymetric capable and is hugely vulnerable to air strikes and return artillery fire. I'm still not seeing a need to actually set foot on NK soil.

From the photo, they are barely out of the dark ages, bombing them back into them isn't going to be so hard.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:45 | 3416914 Urban Redneck
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It's the ANYTHING that's the problem...

Forget the nukes, and dinky stash on chemical and biological agents in the NK stockpile.  South Korea is an industrial powerhouse (far beyond Samsung & critical iCrap precursors) - the shear number and volume of schedule 3 stockpiles (plus HCl, H2SO4, and a bunch of other nasties) in South Korea within easy range of conventional NK artilery poses a huge risk both to human life and the future availability of anything short of an iPhone or Galaxy 10 - if anyone actually starts shooting.   

That and if NK can get Scud-lucky and can hit the runways at Osan before the AF can get off the ground- then the AF will take the US military avaiation clusterfuck title away from the Navy (Cv-59) in very short order. 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:17 | 3416872 post turtle saver
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Read up on the "Gettysburg" of the Korean War. UN forces outnumbered 15:1 vs. Chinese and the Chinese were defeated. If you think that's no big thing, grab a football and 15 of your buddies then tell them to try and tackle you while you try to score a touchdown on your own. Good luck.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:47 | 3416764 PontifexMaximus
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But you are not kidding me?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:49 | 3416769 q99x2
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What decade was that filmed in.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:50 | 3416775 Sudden Debt
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one would think this was shot in the pré smartphone era... but it isn't...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:31 | 3416894 tallen
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I think it's converted from VHS.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:50 | 3416774 Fix It Again Timmy
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Hory Shit!  I sullendar.......

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:52 | 3416776 debtor of last ...
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Let's get this over with and put him on foodstamps.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:15 | 3416861 alex_g
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The entire country is already on foodstamps

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:44 | 3416922 debtor of last ...
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Not enough. Kim wants more, inflation in food prices has it's price.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:51 | 3416782 Silverhog
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Is this color footage from 1952?  I want to see some scary  high tech shit. 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:55 | 3416798 Sudden Debt
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well... America better hope this is it...

AMERICA HAS GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED IN:

1. Vietnam : guys with bamboo sticks
2. Afghanistan : Guys with shovels
3. Iraq: they just took American bombs and blew up American soldiers.

High tech doesn't cut it in a war. Especially once it turns Urban.

America can take out any army in the world in open field.
Once Urban, they lose. Every single time.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:01 | 3416826 Pure Evil
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All those wars you listed were fought to enrich the Military-Industrial-Complex, not to win them.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:40 | 3417082 A Nanny Moose
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All wars ARE fought to enrich the Military-Industrial-Complex, not to win them.

 

There. Fixed.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:02 | 3416830 Rustysilver
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Sudden Debt,

Depends how you fight it.

Russian went into Chechnya and leveled the capitol. A lot of villages disappeared.  Then they put in their own guy.

We are delusional in thinking that guys with sticks want a democracy. They just want to know where the next meal is coming from.

We should try to establish democracy a home with reasonable elections (minimum of cheating).

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:04 | 3416831 Silverhog
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Wait till they have to deal with well armed citizens!

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:13 | 3416858 SMG
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As an American, I am against war and violence in general, but not against defending myself and my loved ones, from enemies foreign and domestic (un-constitutional).  

The globalists set us up to fail by restircting how we could fight those wars, for profit of themselves and to weaken the US to force it into a global system.  This was done by traitorous puppet leaders.

We are fully capable of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_war

should we ever need it, and I pray we never do, because then God help us all.

 

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:56 | 3416959 Windemup
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You forgot to mentin Canada. We burned their White House down.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 20:26 | 3417454 jonjon831983
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British/Canadian forces did... situation was different then, but I alwasy enjoy the reference to 1812.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 20:39 | 3417482 akak
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If one wants to drive a Canadian into an utter apoplectic fit of irrational rage and sputtering nonsense, just ask them why the Canadian colonies did not rebel again the British in the 1770s along with their southern, now American neighbors.  Really, why did they not?

I have found that a typical, nationalistically neurotic Canadian will automatically interpret the question of "Why didn't you Canadians also rebel?" as "How dare you NOT have rebelled!"  But the question is a meaningful one, and does not assign blame nor make any judgement in and of itself. 

Simply put, why did some of the British North American colonies rebel against Great Britain, while others did not?  Despite a fair amount of reading of history on my part over several decades, I have never come across a simple or clear answer to this question.  My attempts to address it to Canadians who I guessed might have some enlightenment on the matter, given the presumably different take on history taught to them in school, has always inexplicably resulted in hostility and refusal to discuss the topic.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 22:54 | 3417766 dogbreath
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Most canadians can't address the question because we do not have a family that was connected to canada at the time. Canada is a nasty place because it is winter at least 5 months of the year.  There is no cotton or coconuts growing here. 

As to the question of rebeling I'll take a stab at it even though I am first  generation canadian.  I don't think we heard about it untill it was over.  Look at a map.  The brits pulled all the troops out of canada to fight you yanks and there wasn't anybody to rebel against or to oppress us.  So us canadians went back to building igloos and ice fishing.   The population of europeans was to low to be bothered because we were resource extractors.  I mean later we almost wiped out beavers.  These are aquatic rodents and we nearly extincted them.  We've softened a little since then but do you wanna fuck with us.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 00:03 | 3417854 robertocarlos
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I watched Made In Canada yesterday and it was  the episode where they are re-enacting the war of 1812 and making a TV show of it. The American producer points out the errors in the script and the biggest error is America lost. America doesn't lose. That won't fly. so they changed the outcome and the British wore teal uniforms.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 10:58 | 3418325 shovelhead
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Because they were French.

They were pretty much used to being ignored by their King and they hoped they would be pretty much ignored by the Brits too.

Legend has it that as the Brits eventually made it down the Chaudiere River south from Quebec they would give a speech at a village, raise the Union Jack then leave.

The French farmers just gave a Gallic shrug, took down the Jack and replaced the Trefoil and went about their business.

Word has it that they aided Benedict Arnold on his clusterfuck attempted 'invasion' of Quebec down the Chaudiere during that later British unpleasantness with the American colonials. Of course we know that Benny got even more frustrated later on in the game.

The 'Jarret-Noirs' (Black shins from river silt) of the Chaudiere Valley were notable for their " Whatever...now fuck off" attitude to authority.

I imagine that the rest of the minimal Francophone population felt much the same.

There was also a small issue of demographics in 1759:

For many contemporary historians, the tragic end of the French and Indian war was inevitable. Great Britain possessed a more important navy and was able to stop French supply ships from even reaching New France. Military power clearly favoured the English; New France only had 5000 soldiers at its disposal while the 13 British colonies could count on an army of 23 000 men. The 13 colonies had a population of 1.5 million against only 70 000 Canadiens inhabiting New France. The odds were clearly against the French.

My old forbear Jean-Baptiste was an old man comfortably ensconced on his land by the river for 30 years by the time the Brits showed up and I'm sure his reaction was much the same as mine as if a black Muslim occupied the White House today.

Whatever...now fuck off.

 

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 20:22 | 3417445 post turtle saver
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Oh yeah, walk up to your typical American and ask them how they feel about all that ass kicking they had to take. Let me know if they can stop laughing before they pass out.

I seem to recall some urban shit going on in WW2... admit it, you're new to all this aren't you? The crew that up-voted you is a real brain trust too, I'm sure.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:35 | 3416902 AG BCN
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Kimmybaby also wants to see some scary high tech shit, but he ain't got any. Have you any idea how much it costs for world domination these days?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:55 | 3416788 Poofter Priest
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LOL...in one segment of the 'hand to hand' combat, the guy flipped his opponent and then did a back drop for the finishing blow. (right at the 2:01 mark) Unfortuantely he missed by a few feet. I think it may have knocked the wind out of him.

 

I really do love watching N.K. films.

The one where his adoring fans walked into the water to follow him is still the best one though.  

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:10 | 3416837 akak
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I was waiting, after watching the spirited artillery barrage of the ocean at 0:25, to hear Kim Jong Un say "Take THAT, you jerryfish, mida!"

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:54 | 3416792 post turtle saver
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Worst... trigger discipline... ever. If we go to war with these guys half of them will end up shooting themselves in the foot. That, or their own squad leaders. Then again, maybe that's the plan.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:55 | 3416794 giggler123
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I'd prefer the Chinese State Circus, not sure if anyone else has seen'em but thumbs up from me anyhow...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:56 | 3416795 Winston Churchill
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Is that a Long Dong ,or are you just glad to see me ?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:01 | 3416824 akak
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It's a "Rong Dong", you running dog imperialist lackey!

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:56 | 3416797 Yen Cross
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    The sound effects are priceless. Reminds me of playing 'Asteroids' at the local bowling alley, back in 1980.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 20:25 | 3417452 post turtle saver
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lol *pew pew pew*

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:57 | 3416800 Rustysilver
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Q99x2

Last week.

See infrared images of Israel and Palestine.  Tells you where the vegetation is.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:56 | 3416805 Super Broccoli
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oh ilove the way it's filmed, i love the SOUNDTRACK, can't wait to see their next blockbuster !

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:08 | 3416812 Prof Gulliver
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I do think babynut Kim would be justified in shooting whoever gave him that haircut.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 15:58 | 3416814 akak
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I think Kim Un's desire to outdo the crazyness of his daddy is even worse than that of the Shrub.

 

PS: What the fuck kind of idiotic name is "Un", anyway?  Although maybe it is kind of appropriate, as in "unstable", "unpredictable", "unaccountable".

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:17 | 3416875 FranSix
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The un-cola.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:28 | 3416889 RockyRacoon
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Unbelievable will do just fine.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:00 | 3416815 William.M.Tweed
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@0:34 I'm pretty sure the guy all the way to the right totally faceplants into the beach on his way off the boat

 

The appearance of the law must be upheld, Especially when it's being broken

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:06 | 3416840 Pure Evil
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I loved the gymnastics as the guy barrell rolled up to the sand dune.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:00 | 3416823 Miss Expectations
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I don't get stunned much anymore, but here I am...stunned...I think the cartoon sound track is what did it.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:07 | 3416845 FieldingMellish
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Top 40 DPRK-style.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:11 | 3416848 ebworthen
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My favorite part is at 0:34-0:38 seconds; the guy in the wool cap doing some pointless roll then flopping onto the sand with his rifle pointing down.

Bullets are so 20th century, but this is a window on the madness of crowds that live their life for one man - however inept or insane.  That part of the 20th century is alive and well.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:11 | 3416852 Bam_Man
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Lil' Kim looks like he's almost afraid of that pistol he's holding.

I wouldn't mind duelling him.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:58 | 3416965 ClumsyBoatman
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Lil' Kim try to poo trigga, but finga slip from fry chicken grease!!

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:13 | 3416855 AG BCN
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The mans a comedy legend. 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:14 | 3416863 lolmao500
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Anyway, we'll know if it kicks off when they test that missile of theirs and then what the US/Japan does.

All should be settled within a week or so.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:32 | 3416895 Winston Churchill
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Let me guess; "It will be over by Christmas".

Just like Germany,Vietnam,Iraq,Afghanistan etc etc.

Never ever said which Christmas.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:56 | 3416957 lolmao500
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I'm not saying it will be over by Christmas. I'm saying we'll know if it kicks off or not in the next week.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:35 | 3417068 Fish Gone Bad
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I agree with the timetable.  Once N Korea mouthed off about declaring war, it was on like Donkey Kong.  Wars are won by whomever can do the most damage the soonest. 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:17 | 3416868 Cacete de Ouro
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I think they got the laser sound effects in that clip from the Angry Birds Star Wars game, seriously.

There's an idea....Angry Birds North Korea, another hit for Rovio..

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:20 | 3416880 NeedleDickTheBu...
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After watching the video, I still can't decide who is the more ridiculous looking shooter.

 

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/DC-Decoder/2013/0203/Obama-skeet-shooting-N...

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:34 | 3416900 jvetter713
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Small penis syndrome.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:57 | 3416960 Urban Redneck
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That would be a profile shot of Kim standing behind a KOKsan 170mm while it's firing (shot with a really wide-angle lense)...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:40 | 3416913 cosmictrainwreck
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OK - so, this silly video aside, who's gonna fill me in on Russian machinations/schemes etc. - based on rumor in other thread [by EKM, sourced I believe] Rus is NK's buddy

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:43 | 3416921 ironmace
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how do you say "false flag" in Korean?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:54 | 3416950 akak
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"Farsa fragu"?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:46 | 3416928 The Duke of New...
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Anyone notice that it looks like North Korea buys it's military uniforms and boots from 2nd hand stores?......... I mean, come-on Baby Kim, the least you could do is buy new army boots for the troops from Wal-Mart (that way you'd be supporting Chinese manuafturers and getting cheap deals too!).

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:53 | 3416952 GoldForCash
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Kim Jong say..AMERICANS HAVE VERY LARGE PENIS'S. ours are so small.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:56 | 3416958 lolmao500
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Kim Jong Un can't lose if he uses the zerg rush tactic.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:57 | 3416962 Smiley
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When did Ringling Brothers get a military?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:00 | 3416968 buzzsaw99
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Reminiscent of Saddam firing his pea shooter off the balcony. Whatever happened to Saddam anyway? Oh snap...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:03 | 3416974 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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@ 2:03 soldier kick’s his own ass, flips himself…… how ya gunna beat dat!

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:05 | 3416979 lolmao500
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Good thing the Chicoms said to NKorea they would back him up if he was attacked.

http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2010/06/17/2010061700535.html

North Korea asked China to provide it with the latest J-10 fighter jets and other hardware but was rejected, it emerged Wednesday.

According to a high-ranking source in the North, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il made the request to Chinese President Hu Jintao when he visited China in early May. But Hu apparently told Kim that China will protect and support him if attacked.


Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:14 | 3417014 patb
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He handles a gun about as well as Sara Palin.

He was pointing it at people, watch the video.

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 23:01 | 3417773 ozzz169
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glad I was not the only one that noticed him aim it right at the dudes next to him's gut with his finger on the trigger, what a fool.   watch at about 1:25-1:30

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:17 | 3417025 WhiteNight123129
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I just love the sound editing.

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:23 | 3417036 Herbman
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They also know Kungfu

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:34 | 3417064 22winmag
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Kim probably has a lot in common with everyday Americans. He probably thinks "Make my day" came from the movie Dirty Harry.

 

It didn't.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:50 | 3417104 Peter Pan
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Translation: I will bomb the FED first. The Americans will then have to use my US counterfeit currency.

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