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Kim Jong-Un Launches Morale-Boosting "Mine's Bigger Than Yours" Weapons Display On State TV
North Korean State TV provides 127 seconds of sheer unadulterated weapons-brandishing propaganda as Kim Jong-Un visits the test firing of various anti-Western civilization policy tools - from rocket-launchers, drones, and automatic weapons, the omnipotent leader himself even gets in on the action brandishing an admittedly small weapon... ironic really when all that really matters is the big red button 'threat'.
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Kim Jong-Un is a fan of Austin Powers.
How come Kim Jong-Un didn't shoot the gun? Because he can't. The
soldiers would probably laugh at the klutz. He probably couldn't hit the side of a barn.
habeeb it!
Flying suplexes, bitchez!
Dudes.. I knew as soon as he blew up the water, we're done. I mean, he can blow up water. Also, his missiles make laser sounds when they launch.. screwed we are.. in a big, big way.
This is like watching the old sci-fi movies from the 50s. When do the flying saucers and robots start to attack?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/532919_540866015979475_24678...
Does anyone know where I can find the military stratagy writings of Jong-Un............... I thought not.
The dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un made a final decision for all-out action against the U.S. and advanced a new strategic line of simultaneously pushing forward the economic construction and the building of nuclear armed force...
The Korean youth said they will sweep away those who hurt the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK to the last man, fluttering the flag of the supreme commander, banner of victory and glory, and holding tight the arms for devotedly defending the leader.
This crap is nothing more than to keep his starving masses inline.
It will all end up without a single shot being fired outside shooting ranges and with Little Kim declaring total victory over the world; then, millions of North Koreans will die in extasis from the overwhelming sense of achievement and joy.
Peak glory, comrades!
I love his giving direction before and after the rocket barrage-like he even knows what he's talking about. The only experience he has is with Legos and Transformer action figures.
I also like how no one flinches when he waves the pistol around, especially when he tucks it under his elbow like it's a whip or something. What a maroon! hujel
You'll shoot your eye out. Dip shit Kim.
Hey Yen .... I think he's bluffing .... all their artillery in on the DMZ .... they don't have enough fuel to move it .... but they could lay down one hell of a barrage ?
I think you are 'spot on' with your assumptions Monedas.
Kim Jong Un's message to his starving serfs .... don't fuck with me .... or I'll make your miserable lives even harder ! North Korean Navy Seal Team: "Norks with Snorks"!
I'd give anything, and I mean anything, to have a bunch of people follow me around with notepads to take notes on everything I say. That is fucking badass.
He's like Obama .... he is very natural .... in his role as dictator .... they both got delusional ego syndrome ! Well, I'm all joked out .... went to the Hot Springs this morning .... good nite, Yen and G & S and all !
Thanks Monedas.
The Times of India reported on Jan 29th, 2013 "Starving North Koreans eating own kids, corpses"
This guy obviously is not up to date with the latest in slave control. This is the old fashioned way.
Well if they ever invaded the US of A,Conn,Jersey,New York shore line will be a walk in the park.Anti gun states first for 400 Alex.Ted Nuggent should teach that pudgie wudgie how to shoot with a real pistol.
And those of us in the interior will just wait for them to clean up the mess in those liberal shit houses. They'd be doing us a big favor.
I know most on zerohedge realize this, but just so everyone else knows, Kim Jong Un is about as powerful as the queen of England. He is a feminate figurehead who was educated in Switzerland. He actually likes the west and is only a tool of the military. I mean the guy parties with Dennis Rodman for goodness sake. The most troubling decision this guy has had to faced is which swedish prostitute he will take home for the night.
I completely agree. I was telling a friend of mine who is from Sicily (not that it matters), that I thouroughly believed that he is being pushed around and told what to do by the generals who have, in my opinion, quietly coup'd .. or rather, easily took over because this kid has not a clue. You can see it in his face and his eyes.. he's a nodder.
The N Korean Military is probably just responding to U.S./U.K provocations. And there are US military that are saying that Israel is selling China (and N Korea) weapons that they attained via the U.S. taxpayer. There are always some in the U.S. power structure that are linked with Israeli actions...which sound like bordering on treason (which is becoming typical behavior).
It looks like they may be setting up another false flag. This will ensure support for building up the Western Pacific area to meet any orchestrated blow-back.
Sometimes I ask myself if people really believe the stuff they say or if they say say the stuff that others' believe becuase they can't generate a unique thought.
He's such a dumb ass, my eyes hurts if I see him too long. A marionette of China. He's fat, stupid and a egoist. Hopeful he will attack USA, that would be sooooooo good for gold & silver.
Hilarious. Like their society is so precious they have to defend against it. What weak minds.
I'm more afraid of a half breed Great White Shark and Pterodactyl that breathes fire than North Korea. Look at that fucking hair cut....really...come on.
Where did he get the ammo? Eric Holder? The DHS?