• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

Meet The Fed Employee Who Leaked The FOMC Minutes

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Presenting Brian Gross, Special Assistant to the Fed for Congressional Liaison, who as Bloomberg reveals, is the person who released the FOMC minutes at 2 pm yesterday. Amusingly, Brian worked as Chief Ethics Officer while he was a deputy staff direct on the Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee. Just as amusing is that according to his LinkedIn profile, Brian is involved in virtually every governmental organization, up to an including the Securities and Exchange Commission Alumni Association.

From LinkedIn

And from a testimonial on behalf of Brian:

Derek V. Baker

Real Estate Agent at Keller-Williams Realty


Brian Gross is one of those rare people that knows something about everything, except he knows a *lot* about everything. His knowledge and expertise is so broad that he is invariably the one you go to when you need solid information and fast. He was an excellent boss and knows how to cultivate employees to reach their highest potential.

January 21, 2011, Derek V. reported to Brian at The Hon. Phil Gramm

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Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:26 | 3431510 digitlman
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On the surface, this looks like a guy who just got the day wrong....*shrug*

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:35 | 3431535 prains
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repeat: world's biggest organized crime syndicate in human history AWARD goes to...........<USA><USA><USA>

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:36 | 3431584 Big Slick
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"Currently exploring new career opportunities"

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:39 | 3431597 ACP
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I wouldn't say it's amusing that he was Chief Ethics Officer for a bank, I would say it's fitting.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:57 | 3431698 The Juggernaut
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Did you get a nice kick back from that email, Brian Gross?  I'm looking forward to the collapse of the Fed.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:03 | 3431770 AlaricBalth
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Mr. Brian J. Gross was also in the middle a scandal to help the FRB evade questions about which counterparties were paid off during the AIG bailout.



Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:40 | 3431963 Raymond K Hessel
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I'm confused about why this is important.

Aren't congressional staffers exempt from insider trader rules, so they will front run the market anyway.  There's nothing here.  These guys trade on private information all the time, legally.

What am I missing?

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:49 | 3432000 AlaricBalth
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Because the Fed minutes were leaked to private trade organizations (lobbyists), who are not exempt.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:51 | 3432011 Raymond K Hessel
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I still think this is a huge deal over nothing. 

These fuckers have been doing this since before it was illegal.  It'll never stop.  


Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:05 | 3432081 akarc
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Which makes it a HUGE FUCKING DEAL!

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:54 | 3432020 jcaz
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Will be amusing to watch him use the "ignorance" defense, give his resume...

But of course he will, anyway.....

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 14:54 | 3432757 HF Critic
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Now I'm confused - I thought NO ONE was exempt from insider trading rules. Since when do we (formally, officially, in writing) have one set of rule for the elites and another for the rest of the herd?

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:39 | 3431600 Divided States ...
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Not sure if Scott London is a Jew but this effer is def one.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:49 | 3431656 onewayticket2
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Georgetown law.....that's where sandra fluke goes....they sure are crankin' out the scum at G'town these days.


Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:55 | 3431693 The Juggernaut
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What a loser

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:55 | 3431709 outamyeffinway
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He knows "a lot" about everything except what the fucking date is!

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:15 | 3431828 Melin
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Haven't conducted any analysis but it seems like Jew-bashing is on the rise around here.  Are they just paid trolls attempting to ramp down the quality of comments?

It's so tedious...

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:45 | 3431984 Raymond K Hessel
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It makes us all look bad.


Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:01 | 3432057 JOYFUL
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Maybe you're just a 'self-hating' white...

or one of those who encourage that phenomena! Please drone on about some other us.

Or come right out with a "Tyler's should ban\moderate\eliminate  demand of the usual type of hype, if you feel the momentum's goin your way...

but no whining pls.

Thu, 04/11/2013 - 00:23 | 3435255 Raymond K Hessel
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The reason assholes like you waste time thinking about regulation is because you need other people to tell you what's right and what's wrong.  You think liberty means you don't have a responsibility to control yourself, to practice discipline.

You're a child.  

We all can live without your need for regulations to tell you what's right and what's wrong.  

You and your skinhead ilk need people like me to practice discipline, use our minds, and stop blaming other people for where our lives ended up.  People like me built the Eiffel Tower from iron and sweat.  People like you are like locusts, crying about it's other people's fault your life is so hard, and never measured up to what you thought it should have been.... fucking crybaby.

Don't like what's going on around you?  How do you fix it?  You can start by acting like a man! 

Thu, 04/11/2013 - 00:25 | 3435263 Raymond K Hessel
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Oh, yeah.  FYI and BTFW, life is hard.  

It was always hard.

It was hard in 10,000 BC.  

It was hard in 1000 AD

It was hard in 1780, 1860, 1930, 1990, 2013.

Guess what?  Can you guess correctly if life is going to be hard in 21345 AD?  

Spoiler alert.  It's going to fucking hard.  And the world needs men just as hard as life.  

Lead. Follow. Get the fuck out of the way.  Pick one and be done with it.

Thu, 04/11/2013 - 00:33 | 3435273 JOYFUL
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what part of "no whining" you no understand Raybo?


oh, and btw, fyi...

"real men" don't upvote their own comment! Pathetic.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:54 | 3432024 JOYFUL
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No, actually it's comments about 'jewbashing' that are on a rise lately...

comments on 'jews' have always been a part of the zeitgest here...the frequency rises and falls with unknown synergies to other cyclical phenomena...jawing about 'jewbashing' however, seems to be the special concern of certain types who need to make a special effort to show empathy for special interest groups...for reasons know only to themselves...

however it's well known that there is a very high incidence of comments about 'trolls' here being made by 'trolls'...for reasons best known to most of us!


Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:19 | 3432146 akarc
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YO Joyful, is that a screen name yo mamma gave ya or is it because you find so much fun in hate!

"Maybe you're just a 'self-hating' white..."

Just an ol drunk irishman here. Ya know, the white niggers that came over here cause they were hungry. You don't suffer from Hitler syndrome do ya?

On the narcissism front he was only ever interested in himself, his own plans and his own proposed ideology. He had an extremely inflated sense of self importance claiming he could build a ‘thousand year Reich’ while he was only ever interested in people he could use to advance his own selfish needs and desires. His relationships with women were also narcissistic in nature, lacking in genuine love and tenderness, they were always focused solely around his desire for personal pleasure which was usually achieved through voyeuristic fulfilment.

The last of the three disorders to make up the syndrome of decay, and yet another that Hitler was considered to be at the extreme end of the scale for, is that of incestuous symbiosis. The host for his obsession was not a person or group as is generally more common but that of the Germanic race who he was passionately and unequivocally devoted to. He was also a sadomasochist who had a tendency to be withdrawn and lacked the ability or feelings of genuine love and compassion. These characteristics did not make Hitler psychotic, just made him a very heinous and violent individual.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:27 | 3432190 akarc
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Just saying I support your right to be be an idiot and freedom to dispatch venom and hate people you have no control over which obviously must have some relation to your own inadequacies, real or imagined, but don't be offended if I express my right to call you on shit that is beyond even ignorance.

Kinda like the folk worrying about mexican lettuce pickers gonna take all our jobs.

Historically when people could not defend themselves against the enemy they either turned on themselves or those unable to defend themselves to re-enforce their delusion that they are something special. Which of course sets them up for failure cause it ain't jews, blacks, or hispanics that are the real enemy and your focus on them only diverts attention from the real crimes at the top. 

So who pays you to turn one agains the other as the corporate/government alliance continues to eat us?


Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:39 | 3432241 JOYFUL
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Hey, your're back already, fore I even had time to give you a thumbs up for the last lecture! Kool...

who pays me? Labor o love, dood. I know it's impossible for a minion of the moneychangers to understand, but the urge to save as many of the kith n kin as can be secured from within your sionist Euromerikan Gulag Zone is just a natural character expression of the Europoid people...before your work progressed to the level of success you enjoy at this moment, we hung together more, with shared values and ways of seeing ourselves and others, very different from those you hope to poison the West with now.

Looks like a whole new crop of you have been dropped on the lawn lately. Well, we cleaned the last lot out, I have no doubt that the yard work will enjoy equal success this time around.

Next question? Always a pleasure talkin wit ya dood!

*hilarious how quick you was with the backpedalling designed to make you look less obvious...you guys work in cubicles with a supervisors looking over your screens?

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 14:13 | 3432426 akarc
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Obvious? No cubicle, no supervisor, no time clock, no backpedaling, no fake wars! Principles formed by street experience. 

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 15:58 | 3433261 JOYFUL
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Lol...did somebody finally tell you to put a sock in it before giving the whole game away? Too bad...twas great!

Fake wars are the talmudist speciality...as is 'dividing people'...

any "streeet" that isn't a dead end would have given you that experience...if you were a genuine resistor...impressive turnout today, but it will die off quick enough...no staying power to your coordinated comment campaigns here.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 18:06 | 3434003 akarc
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"impressive turnout today,"

I just saw your postngs and figured it was Humor friday

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:28 | 3432199 JOYFUL
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Hey, thanks for asking dood!

I never tire of telling the folks back in Gulagistan just how Joyous life is again once one slips out of the talmudist controlled west and begins to feel alive agin! Some hear and understand the message...

others. such as yurself, are specially tasked to try and make sure that sane message never gets delivered to whom it is addressed...we'll see just how all that works out...

oh, and about all that 'jewish' pyschoanalytic babble...way too stale, yur gonna have to try a lot harder than that to get traction here. But don't stop...I luv Q&A!

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:56 | 3432032 earnyermoney
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probably paid trolls of the fascists running the country.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 15:02 | 3432831 Pseudo Anonym
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nuke those jews from orbit.  just to make sure. - ripley (alien #?)

Not sure if Scott London is a Jew but this effer

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:18 | 3432150 Carl Spackler
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Everything about this guy says "lobbyist." 

His loyalties are to making his ego feel powerful and making himself wealthier by manipulation of the system, regardless of law (which is a mere set of formalities for the serfs).

He knows who his masters are, how he personally benefit, and -exactly- what he was doing.



Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:37 | 3431587 Abraxas
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S&P @ 1585.65; Au @ $1569.20

Maybe these numbers do not reflect anything now. Maybe they are assigned by the FED.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:41 | 3431625 Gringo Viejo
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I know it's a hackneyed phrase but nevertheless..

you simply couldn't make this stuff up.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:15 | 3431841 Oldballplayer
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30 days hath September....

My mother in law gets her Dr appointments' dates wrong too.  She is 90.  We don't let her drive.  Maybe she could control the important information for history's largest economy.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:27 | 3431511 Xibalba
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Squid material

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:28 | 3431513 Baron Robber
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Phil Gramm.....means criminal all the way

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:40 | 3431610 NotApplicable
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First thing I noticed. Between that and his beginnings at A&M, his status as a valuable tool is obvious.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:19 | 3431861 Dapper Dan
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Phil Gramm, the senator who converted the USA into one big Enron.


"He's always willing to rise above principle. He's got every quality of a dog except loyalty."

-- Dave McNeely, political columnist for the Austin, Texas American-Statesman

In Bailout Nation (Chapter 19) Barry Ritholtz assigned number three to Phil Gramm for his importance into unleashing the crisis:

1. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan
2. The Federal Reserve (in its role of setting monetary policy)
3. Senator Phil Gramm
4-6. Moody’s Investors Service, Standard & Poor’s, and Fitch Ratings (rating agencies)
7. The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)
8-9. Mortgage originators and lending banks
10. Congress
11. The Federal Reserve again (in its role as bank regulator)
12. Borrowers and home buyers
13-17. The five biggest Wall Street firms (Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch,Morgan Stanley, and Goldman Sachs) and their CEOs
18. President George W. Bush
19. President Bill Clinton
20. President Ronald Reagan
21-22. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson
23-24. Treasury Secretaries Robert Rubin and Lawrence Summers
25. FOMC Chief Ben Bernanke
26. Mortgage brokers
27. Appraisers (the dishonest ones)
28. Collateralized debt obligation (CDO) managers (who produced the junk)
29. Institutional investors (pensions, insurance firms, banks, etc.) for
buying the junk
30-31. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC); Office of Thrift
Supervision (OTS)
32. State regulatory agencies
33. Structured investment vehicles (SIVs)/hedge funds for buying the junk



Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:27 | 3431516 The Proletariat
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Who are the "100" [or so...] on the list???

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:57 | 3431724 outamyeffinway
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2 from each state, silly.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:29 | 3431517 digitlman
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I mean, how many of us have gone all day Tuesday thinking it was Wednedsday?

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:29 | 3431537 Sudden Debt
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nop... just you...

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:04 | 3431776 ptoemmes
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I've gone all day Tuesday thinking it's Monday.  In fact I have had quite a few weeks of ALL Mondays.



Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:08 | 3431799 Bearwagon
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Which Saturday do we have today? Ah, I see, it Wednesaturday ....

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:18 | 3431852 Larry Dallas
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There is no stronger endorsement one person can get other than a Keller Williams Realtor.

something tells me this guy wasn't breast-fed as a kid...

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:00 | 3432045 Blano
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Depends on what time I start drinking.

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 13:28 | 3432200 akarc
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YOu mean it ain't tuesday? Fuck Im late to pick up the ol lady

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 11:28 | 3431518 Sudden Debt
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so... he was a director... than he was promoted to assistant...



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