Cyprus Central Bank In Shambles Following Third Board Member Resignation

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Perhaps the most underfollowed story of the day is the blatant takeover of the Cypriot Central bank by the ECB, which as we reported earlier, has been ordered to sell their gold by the ECB's Mario Draghi, even though the disposition decision of the "independent" central bank of the now insolvent nation is supposedly theirs. First it was this:


And now we learn that not one, not two, but three board members of the central bank have called it a day:


We are sure there are at least a few more board members who can resign topped off by Panicos himself bailing, before the entire central bank implodes, and there is nobody left in charge of the now obsolete monetary policy apparatus. What happens then: will Goldman appoint a new "technocratic" Board and governor, or will the country finally confirm that all European lies about member bank Independence is just one big lie?

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Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:22 | 3441747 redpill
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Somewhere there's a giant Pez dispenser full of ex-Goldman execs just waiting to have it's squiddy head pulled back and the next one in line extracted to fill vacant central banking positions around the world.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:24 | 3441768 Bastiat
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I like to imagine the Pez dispenser fumbled into the toilet.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:27 | 3441781 Arius
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i am puzzled ... why ECB wants cyprus to sell their gold for cash, so to pay them back, when ECB can print its own cash... and save the country ... no?

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:30 | 3441792 toys for tits
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Last one out is a rotten egg.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:41 | 3441848 RobD
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O.T But I thought I would report on the ever larger guns and ammo bubble that is going on in the US. I dropped by the Big Reno Gun show this morning, more out of curiosity then anything else as I'm topped up with all that I want and need. Normally the show is crowded as hell on Saturday and Sunday but Friday morning early is not to bad. Well this morning everybody and there brother was there and even at an hour ofter the open the line for tickets was crazy.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:50 | 3441879 Dr. Engali
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Is there anything left to buy that people can afford? It's pretty difficult for people to shell out a buck a round for .223. Just saying..maybe people are tapped out (pun intended....both of them).

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 14:10 | 3441961 RobD
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Well if there was any ammo actually for sale in the show I'm betting it would be gone by this afternoon no matter what the price was. In the past(before the Os re-election and Sandy Hook) you could get pretty good deals on ammo at this show if you were willing to buy the re-manufactured stuff in bulk. There was a break even point in that if you were to have it shipped in the cost of shipping would be greater then the sales tax. I have no clue what the prices are in there now as I did not get in line for a ticket. I might stop by after work and check it out again as it's on my way home anyway. As an aside I was in Wall-Mart this morning and there was a line at the sporting goods register(about 5 guys), they said it was ammo shipment day lol. Shits getting crazy.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:37 | 3441823 fomcy
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"why ECB wants cyprus to sell their gold for cash"

Because they take the GOLD down and now wants to get

Cyprus Gold at fire sale.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:41 | 3441839 Arius
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yes, but it is only 10 ton .... it is just peanuts.  china i think has bought over 2-3 hunderds tons over only this year in less than 3 months... poor Cyprus cannot even fill one day quota .... i wonder if its worth the fuss .... just a thought ...

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 14:06 | 3441939 kaiserhoff
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Only ten tons would look great in my basement;)

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 14:55 | 3442184 Grimbert
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It's only about 20 cubic feet. I'd put it in my bedroom and lie on it.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 15:40 | 3442375 Manthong
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But then your bedroom would be in your basement.

Maybe this guy had 10 tons of gold in his bedroom.  :-)

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 14:21 | 3442004 ziggy59
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For These bankser phucks, its the thrill of the game...

Sadistic mofos, these people are

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 19:58 | 3443425 Obaminator
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its a quarter oz per person in Cyprus - its like asking each person to give up a piece of jewelry.

bastards! fuk a duk

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 15:33 | 3442347 Guy Fawkes
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In a fractional reserve banking system that 10 tonnes of gold "magically" becomes 100 tonnes.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 14:13 | 3441974 kliguy38
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They're just wanting them to sell all their barbarous relics....

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 17:01 | 3442868 Urban Redneck
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The ECB doesn't want Cyprus to sell it's gold for cash (to just anyone).  

The ECB does, however, want the title the gold that is nominally "owned" by Cyprus.

In the meantime, the headline saves Ben a few bucks on his monkey hammering bill, and forces that many more weak limbs on the magic hard money tree to give up the fruit of their labors at a reduced joke of price...   


Sat, 04/13/2013 - 00:16 | 3444035 Aussiekiwi
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because physical Gold is real money perhaps

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 14:12 | 3441967 Downtoolong
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Yep, Lloyd is watching quietly from behind the one way glass window.


Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:27 | 3441753 DeadFred
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What makes them want to follow Draghi's orders? How many divisions does he have? How is he going to get them to Cyprus? Follow Nancy R.'s advice and just say NO!

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:25 | 3441754 Bam_Man
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Everything is proceeding according to plan.

It will be pretty difficult to leave the Euro and launch your own currency when:

1) You have no Gold

2) Your Central Bank is in chaos and disarray.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:23 | 3441755 McMolotov
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It's all going to hell in a handbasket, as my dad would say.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:27 | 3441777 GolfHatesMe
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Brother can you spare a handbasket?

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:32 | 3441803 McMolotov
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Sorry, I only have one, and I'm saving it for when I have to haul a load of Benny Bucks down to the store to get a loaf of bread.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:40 | 3441831 GolfHatesMe
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Make sure it has wheels

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:23 | 3441756 FieldingMellish
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What amazing motivation a gun to the head is.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:23 | 3441760 Vashta Nerada
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Perhaps if enough board members resign, they won't have a quorum.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:24 | 3441765 DavidC
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Said it elsewhere on ZH today - PLEASE, Cyprus, tell the ECB to FUCK OFF.


Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:29 | 3441771 Yen Cross
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     Cyprus really needs to tell Troika and the ECB to get back on their 'short bus' and head home before things get really ugly.

  These f**king markets are criminal.

  U.S. 10-Year 1.728 1.791 1.795 1.724 -0.064 -3.53%  

                                                                              T-10s down 6.5 bps. WTF? It's definitely different this time...

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:29 | 3441793 Uber Vandal
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These f**king casinos are criminal.

Fixed it for you.

The game is rigged.

But you can't win if you don't play......

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:36 | 3441820 Bastiat
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As Evan-Pritchard points out, Cyprus doesn't *have* its gold.  Do you suppose they will politely return it from London if Cypruse quits?  Without the gold what will Cyprus base its new currency on?  That's how the game is played.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 17:09 | 3442909 Urban Redneck
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Use their own bullshit tactics against them... execute a physical SWAP with the Chinese or Russians for gold they hold domestically at a 5-10% discount.  See if the dickless wankers have the balls to stand up to a bigger bully than themselves.  


Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:48 | 3441865 gjp
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Bonds up, PMs crushed, stocks welll on their way to green again with high beta names leading the way.

Central bankers are having it all their way. Absolutely incredible, outrageous, evil. But when will something break? How long can the world last with a criminal capital allocation and wealth distribution process?

Solidarity, zh brothers. We are under full frontal attack by a heavily armed and desperate enemy. We're on th right side I'm sure, but we won't all make it.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:27 | 3441784 RonBurgundy
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Draghi is a fool for demanding the Gold. Krugman has said its all just "goldbuggery"

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:30 | 3441798 DavidC
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I feel sad for Krugman, an obviously educated man with no concept of the real world.


Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:37 | 3441825 Bastiat
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I do too but because he's a shameless, gutless pimp and that's not a quality way to live.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 14:19 | 3441990 ziggy59
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Who says educashun leads to intellijence?

Shheeit...lookie at the leaders of this country..

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 16:29 | 3442663 flapdoodle
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Krugman just does what he is told, just like Obama...

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:29 | 3441794 tecno242
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Fools are just handing over the country to the ECB... 

taking a bailout is essentially suicide for your country.

Sat, 04/13/2013 - 00:22 | 3444038 Aussiekiwi
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Its Ok, they 'bailed in' everything will be just fine, listen to the calm re-assurances of our leaders and....look 'Biggest loser is back on TV' must not miss that!!

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:32 | 3441802 youngman
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I bet some Russian Mobsters have something to do about a target t-shirt or something sent to them..

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:35 | 3441812 swissaustrian
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So the central bankers of Cyprus don't want to sell the gold?

Damn tradionalists.


Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:36 | 3441815 taraxias
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Okay, I'm confused.

Who wants to sell the gold, their central bank on orders from Draghi or their own governmen without consultation?

Will someone pull the plug on this charade please.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:38 | 3441833 somecallmetimmah
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Just leave your gold on the counter and walk away.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:44 | 3441852 insanelysane
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But where is the gold?  This is why Germany is repatrioting their gold.  Because if the ECB or IMF decides you owe them money, they don't want fiat.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:37 | 3441818 beavertails
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let the banks implode Cyprus and Save your gold for the reset.  It's not that difficult a decision.  At least each citizen would have half an oz of gold to their name.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:37 | 3441819 Schmuck Raker
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OT: Sprott Silver ETF(PSLV) now trading at ZERO premium. Interesting.

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:59 | 3441911 Schmuck Raker
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Paper Silver now trading at a discount to spot!!

-0.07% $10.32

Praise be to Ben!

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:38 | 3441824 somecallmetimmah
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If you surrender before an attack occurs, was it ever really an attack?

Fri, 04/12/2013 - 13:40 | 3441842 ekm
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The whole world market is hanging on one and one hair only:

Order from Obama to crap it.

Nothing else holds this market, same as in 2008, a simple Bush's order crapped the whole thing after oil went parabolic.

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