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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:44 | 3451569 The Heart
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Moar!

 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:45 | 3451584 HoofHearted
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ZeroHedge and Turdville are the ones buying...if they can find physical.

Otherwise it is the Central Banks who haven't yet been exposed as being insolvent.

What do I win??? I hope it's some barbarous relic.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:47 | 3451592 AllThatGlitters
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Me

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:50 | 3451615 Pladizow
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Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, but three times is enemy action.” – Ian Flemming, Creator of James Bond

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451646 strongband
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"Clever girl" - Muldoon

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:55 | 3451664 AllThatGlitters
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Physical is available too, BTW. Both silver and gold. 

It is getting bought up though, fast.  Some dealers are running out. Some seem to be looking at this as an opportunity to take customers.

Dealer here has inventory, their site works and premiums are still low.

Watch the price live here and check out the featured dealer offers:

http://www.pmbull.com/gold-price/

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:12 | 3451811 jomama
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only 6 bucks over spot for silver rounds...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:54 | 3452140 Long_Xau
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Gold shows more buoyancy in the waters of the South China sea than on the futures chart.

Oh, but this (CME/COMEX) is not exactly the market where I buy my gold. Nor is the LBMA.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:14 | 3452296 AllThatGlitters
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Try only $1.00

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:34 | 3452460 strannick
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The biggest bullion seller in western canada, VCBE.CA, simply stopped posting prices. 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 17:17 | 3452859 Stuntgirl
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That's what many large sellers did in Germany over the weekend. Those who didn't and simply raised premiums are dry now.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 17:53 | 3453111 I am more equal...
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No one is selling the actual physical but paper is leaving the trade.  Paper burns, wipes asses, is fiat.  This is psychological warfare.  Crush hope - create doubt - instigate panic - run for the door in the theater. 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:04 | 3453190 12ToothAssassin
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I got silver eagles for $3 over spot at my LCS today and then went boating.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:45 | 3453497 fonestar
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Fonestar is buying!!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:18 | 3452300 knukles
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I love those trick questions!
It's the Annanuki Reptilians buying the gold!

 

(Sitting in the back of the room bouncing up and down, hand in the air, shouting me me me me me me!)

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:30 | 3452436 goldfreak
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how is this different from 2008? Price eventually almost tripled from bottom og 690

1030-690---1930

1930-1350---?????

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:25 | 3453362 Raymond K Hessel
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..og?!  Original Gangster?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 17:07 | 3452748 old naughty
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Annanuki? I thought they'd already lured enough gold and moved away...

so they're back for more? Are they using laser to beam up?

Guess they grew back in the ground after so long...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:02 | 3452202 Ban KKiller
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Just bought! 

Will  buy more! Thank you Fed for attacking Silver in your most desparate move yet! Anything to do with the falling confidence in the... fucking worthless dollar? 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:42 | 3452502 Duck
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Wow.  The grocery store here still takes my dollars for food.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:25 | 3453682 fattail
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Yes my grocery store still does as well... But it just seems it takes more and more of them..  Unfortunately the grocery store prices are not hedonically adjusted.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:07 | 3452232 El Diablo Rojo
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Just placed an order with nwtmint.com  1.50 over spot per round. Downside is it's 10 weeks out on delivery.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:24 | 3452376 dogbreath
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EL DJ

Please get back to us when you get actual delivery.  My  guess it will be even longer than that.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:56 | 3452673 ThirdWorldDude
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Cheapest silver round in Europe right now is $26.50 (spot is $22.80) and it seems there'll be a lot of fishing trips this weekend...

Though, in all my thankfulness to various squids and leeches of this world, I'm just not sure if our current monkeyhammering is a product of utter stupidity or mastermind planning. Surely a lot of weak hands will lose their nerve, but I think der fünfte reich has a much larger bite on their minds. Few possible candidates... keep on stacking and don't forget the popcorn!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:40 | 3452489 Joe Sixpack
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"Physical is available too, BTW. Both silver and gold..."

 

APMEX sold abour 147 @ 10 ozt. silver bars the last about 4.5 hours. They have les than 7 hours supply at this rate:

 

http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?27317-GSUS-APMEX-Precious-Met...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451650 francis_sawyer
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#Velociraptorized

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:34 | 3451991 JohnnyBriefcase
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Philosoraptor akshly.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:39 | 3452031 Cacete de Ouro
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David Icke wants your gold ... He is trying to corner the market in conjunction with the Reptilians...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 17:44 | 3453044 conspicio
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+1 for correctly identifying the meme.

And fancy cat gives you this...

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rxyzl/

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:42 | 3452059 akak
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The eternal nature of US velociraptorism is the mattering thing.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451627 hedgeless_horseman
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A wholly owned subsidiary of the Federal Reserve Bank.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:42 | 3451665 francis_sawyer
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The 'GoldSMYTHES' are interested in your bullion & will be so nice to offer the tried & true value of joobux for it at 50% off... They're doing you a favor... That's why everyone loves them so much... You can spend those joobux wisely buying $10 buckets of popcorn at the next Spielberg holocaust movie...

~~~

Edit: So I guess it was just me that noticed that the image to represent the mysterious entity that is buying your gold was CHOSEN to be a lizard...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:55 | 3451666 akak
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It should read "Cash for 27% of your Gold!"

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:41 | 3452497 Joe Sixpack
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Wrong 27% cash for 100% gold.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:05 | 3451755 Lore
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I talked to a rep from one of those outfits that came to my town for a few days, and the owner was in fact "Chase."

Next will come a "CASH FOR GOLD TEETH" program, coming soon to a funeral parlour near you.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:12 | 3451782 akak
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Just waiting for "Cash for Kidneys"

 

Why Hoard those Extra Organs?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:22 | 3451872 BigJim
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Those organs should be out in the economy, chasing productive assets!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:13 | 3451808 oddjob
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...more like coming to a nursing home near you.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:28 | 3451945 CH1
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"CASH FOR GOLD TEETH" program, coming soon to a funeral parlour near you.

Ya know....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:31 | 3451977 Herd Redirectio...
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Why does the "CASH" sign look like its made from diamonds, not from fiat?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:51 | 3451630 BigJim
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"If everyone is selling their gold, I wonder who's buying?"

The precipitous drop in price suggests a lot fewer than who are selling, I'd have thought.

(In the paper markets, at least) 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451641 hedgeless_horseman
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The precipitous drop in price suggests a lot fewer than who are selling, I'd have thought.

Fallacy alert!

There is a buyer and a seller for every trade.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:02 | 3451712 nonclaim
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What is the chance that buyer and seller are two desks of the same institution going back and forth on the same lot driving the price down?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:07 | 3451768 you enjoy myself
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if you consider JPM and the Fed to be same institution, then the chance is high.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:03 | 3451737 Withdrawn Sanction
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There is a buyer and a seller for every trade.

True...as far as that goes, which is not far enough.  In every trade there has to be a buyer AND seller, else there is no trade.  The key here, however, is the estabishment of price not the existence of a trade.  And it is the relative strength of each side that causes price discovery and movement.

In a very thin market like gold, and where paper-based selling pressure can aggravate that thinness, price swings can be dramatic and discontinuous.  So yes, who's buying (as someone must be) is an interesting question, but where the excess selling pressure is coming from is even more so.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:17 | 3451854 BigJim
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Bingo

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 17:46 | 3453078 GernB
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I think if you change buyer and seller to potential buyer and potential seller (meaning someone who is likely to trade near that current price), then the original post is correct, there are a lot more potential sellers than potential buyers. The laws of supply and demand apply as much to buyers and sellers as to everything else. As trades occur the number of people who have the money and inclination to buy into a rally starts to diminish (we do not have infinite buyers or infinite resources to buy) and the supply of potential sellers increases. When potential sellers start to greatly outnumber potential buyers then the market must drop.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:04 | 3453591 Imminent Crucible
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There is a buyer and a seller for every trade.

Er, that's in an honest, real market--something we don't see any more. Remember what came back to haunt Enron and Reliant Energy? They called it 'round trip trades': Each would buy X oil or gas contracts, with the other company taking the opposite side of the contracts. Then they would repeat the trades, but with the buyer being the seller this time, and vice versa. Thus the trades were a net wash for both sides.  It gave the appearance of high demand and drove prices up, while allowing each company to book false revenue.  But it was no more real demand than GLD's paper buys in the gold markets. Both buyers and sellers were phony.

Do you really think this kind of chicanery ended with Enron? The Fed is a phony buyer for over a trillion dollars a year in Treasury paper and MERS-backed securities. It's easy enough for the Fed and its bullion bank cronies like ABX to create synthetic selling pressure in futures markets to distort bullion prices downward.  Barrick admitted doing it in the 2002 lawsuit Blanchard vs. Barrick, et al, but got off the hook by arguing that they were acting as an agent of a branch of government (the Fed!) and thus were immune from injunction or penalty.

But there's an unpleasant side effect of sending false signals to the market of weak demand; you create shortages. Low prices signal that there's too much supply on hand, even as you find inventory disappearing. That's why Hugo Chavez couldn't keep grocery prices from rising in Venezuela; eggs and rice and other staples went into scarcity.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:56 | 3451670 Urban Redneck
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No.    Neither market is bidless.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:53 | 3451643 TuesdayBen
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Can you cook, or at least suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:11 | 3451789 globozart
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Me too.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:38 | 3452034 WhiteNight123129
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Me too.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:50 | 3451625 Winston Churchill
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Funny loking  Squid there Tyler.

Who always does the oposite of what they advise their Muppets err.. clients ?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451638 NoDebt
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You beat me to it.  Should be a squid.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:54 | 3451657 Miss Expectations
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Are you unfamiiliar with reptilians?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:22 | 3452354 knukles
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The Reptilians, Miss.
The Reptilians, pllleeeeeease....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:39 | 3452040 Treeplanter
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My brother and his father in law called Fri to get the number of my Monex broker.  And they are buying silver and saving cash to buy more as it drops.  Of course the elites are all buying.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:57 | 3452170 luckylogger
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72 virgins

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:56 | 3452172 luckylogger
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72 virgins

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:50 | 3451586 AllThatGlitters
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Well, it can't be all retail doing the buying, that's for sure.

Given that the paper markets are leveraged 100:1, nobody is really "buying" the fake gold and silver getting sold.  Rather, bullion banks are merely reducing short positions while buying up the forced liquidations.  It is all paper games, but the leverage will be reduced on the short side, as the banks will end up with perhaps a net long position. When the hedgies that are short cover shorts, the banks profit.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:00 | 3451703 Bastiat
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Yep--and the house knows who's long and how leveraged.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:49 | 3451604 Alpo for Granny
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Who's buying?

 

The Bitchez!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:10 | 3451787 FeralSerf
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Blythe.  She's taking her profit and a mighty good one it is.  Her (and her boss's) bonus will be something to behold.  What a great opportunity to get out of her smelly shorts by selling them to the hedge funds.

It couldn't happen to a nicer pair.  

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:21 | 3451882 Levadiakos
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tmosley. He either has infinity cash or buys $20 worth at a time.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:03 | 3451721 Turin Turambar
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If I could avoid prosecution and print money, I'd be all in on the acquisition of gold also.  Paper + ink in exchange for gold?  Yeah, that's a no-brainer.  I've tried to trade my toilet paper for some gold, but I guess the quality of my hand-drawn art work is just not in demand like the countenance of Benjamin Franklin.  :-O

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:08 | 3452246 unwashedmass
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me

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:44 | 3451571 Squishi
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China

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:46 | 3451587 toys for tits
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+1

PBOC

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:47 | 3451601 LawsofPhysics
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Russia and India as well.  Brazil took their gold back already.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:53 | 3451645 Rory_Breaker
Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:42 | 3452056 Cacete de Ouro
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The Banco do Brasil has not taken back gold from anyone. All Banco do Brasil gold reserves are 'held' as time deposits with commercial institutions (i.e. Bullion Banks).

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:46 | 3451572 Dudeskis
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We the people are buying up all the physical.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:46 | 3451575 sunny
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It doesn't matter -- it's only paper.  I used a lot this AM in the bathroom.

sunny

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:06 | 3451750 azzhatter
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Did you have Mexican yesterday?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:45 | 3451578 Black Markets
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Only 1 person is buying gold?

What a stupid question.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:46 | 3451579 Precious
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The Beaver is buying, Walt.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:48 | 3451600 toys for tits
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*Ward.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:58 | 3451676 McMolotov
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He was referring to "Breaking Beaver," the obscure show from the late '50s about an all-American kid and his dad cooking meth.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:00 | 3451699 FEDbuster
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With Eddie Haskel and Wally slinging grams at the local high schools.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:03 | 3451731 IridiumRebel
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"Wha jeez Wally! You and Eddie have turned the cheerleading squad into crack hoes!"

-The Beaver

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:11 | 3451784 Precious
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You guys are too much. LOL

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:19 | 3451863 roadhazard
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I saw Eddie Haskel in a TV commercial last Fall. He was even his obnoxious self. I forget what he was trying to sell, Reverse mortgages or hemorrhoid cream or...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:25 | 3452371 knukles
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meth, FFS

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 22:43 | 3454755 FEDbuster
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I think he was a spokesman for Goldline, selling ancient Roman gold coins at three times their market value?  "Mr. and Mrs. Sixpack the numismatic value of these coins from the pockets of Ceasar which may have been touched by Jesus....."

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:58 | 3451692 IridiumRebel
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I think you're being a little too hard on the beaver!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:46 | 3451588 forwardho
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The imponderable question.

Anyone awake, alert, with liquid assets.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:47 | 3451590 e_u_r_o
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when to buy? :)

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:47 | 3451594 LawsofPhysics
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Please clarify, physical or paper gold?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:06 | 3451754 Levadiakos
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B-B-B-But-but-But physical is safer r-r-r-r-r-rIght?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:16 | 3451832 akak
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No

Paper gold is definitely where YOU want to be.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:35 | 3452006 Levadiakos
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I perfer boxes of the 500 Euro notes

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:18 | 3454878 lickspitler
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UNSTACK  BITCHEZ !

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:47 | 3451597 jmac2013
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Who is selling?  I went to two local coin dealers today and neither had any silver or gold bullion for sale.  One guy told me that he's not sure he would sell at these prices even if he had any to sell. 

All I see is a few internet sellers with big premium mark-ups who are promising some future delivery.  I don't see any anxious sellers.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:49 | 3451621 otto skorzeny
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picked up 100 2013 ASEs this morning for $26.50 bitchez-may go back this afternoon.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:30 | 3451944 roadhazard
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I went to the coin dealer early and the crowd came in right behind me. He was not going to make the day with his inventory he said. I lightened his load by 200+ oz. of silver and got the hell out of Dodge. 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:48 | 3451599 HungryPorkChop
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The s*#t is hitting the fan.

Time to..

 

Release The Kraken!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:51 | 3451629 Rory_Breaker
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It's time to do that voodoo that you do!!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:39 | 3451611 Roandavid
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Why do you think they call it Goldman?  Bitchezz!!!!!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:49 | 3451613 Black Markets
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Gold is fucking boring and prone to theft (legalised or otherwise).

Most people would do far better to spend their hard earned money on learning some new skills.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:58 | 3451682 FEDbuster
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or some 6 gal. pails of oatmeal at Costco this weekend at $18 each.  You can "eat" your oatmeal.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:05 | 3451752 imaginalis
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Rolled oats suck. Try steel cut.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:14 | 3451818 FEDbuster
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Steel cut oats are great and so is Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee, but with steel cut oats at about $7 a pound vs 25 lbs of rolled oats at $18/ six gal pail.....    When you're hungry you won't notice the difference.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 17:51 | 3453098 traderjake
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Grain is for cattle, though even they shouldn't eat it. 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:04 | 3451730 worbsid
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Here on the high desert we have another month before planting the garden.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:11 | 3451795 LynRobison
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What skills would you suggest, exactly?

If you assume that the economy is going to go along just fine, then modern skills could be in demand. OTOH, if you understand that the economy is going to crash, let me suggest some other, more traditional skills that might be useful:

  • Bartering
  • Gardening
  • Sewing
  • Firewood collection
  • Gun- and knife-fighting
  • Drone evasion
  • Informing on neighbors
  • Prostitution
  • Soilent scoop-truck driving

 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:19 | 3451870 FEDbuster
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Gold and silver testing, weighing and exchanging for tangible goods.  Now is a great time to stock up on pre-65 silver coins, if you can find them for sale?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:11 | 3453249 Tulpa
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 numbchuck skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:50 | 3451614 sitenine
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This question is meaningless unless you make a distinction between paper and physical.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:49 | 3451616 HedgeFun
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so you are suggesting the dinosaurs are buying?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:56 | 3451674 Aegelis
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Dinosaurs are pondering.  They don't have pockets to buy and sell.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:02 | 3451716 i_call_you_my_base
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Nor could they reach them if they had said pockets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92SfdpBnbQ

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:50 | 3451618 What is The Hedge
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"Potter's not selling, he's buying!"

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:51 | 3451622 Rory_Breaker
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Well, Warren Buffet isn't. He is too busying knick kanckin' with Becky Quick:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZhL92W6TE

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:49 | 3451623 Downtoolong
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Maybe it's a computer error. An algo somewhere is front running itself.

 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451631 LMAO
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That's easy,

Ben is buying up all the paper gold, he needs the paper for his printer....Duh..

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:51 | 3451633 Agent P
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The TV told me that nobody is buying...only sellers in this market...thank you TV...what would I do without you?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:43 | 3452067 css1971
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They just throw it out the window and their bank gives them money.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451634 e_u_r_o
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noone selling? where do you live

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451635 The Heart
Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:52 | 3451637 realtick
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shithead ferguson and the turdites

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:51 | 3451640 HoneyPooh
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Presumably, everybody who had stock in bit coins.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:51 | 3451644 cool21
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It should say:

If everyone is selling their paper etf's

I wonder who is buying the paper etf's?

Central banks? Hedge Funds? The Chinese? The Riddler?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:54 | 3451653 Sandy15
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Remember, Germany and Texas asked for their physical gold from the FED.  Wouldn't The Bernack need to scare everyone out of their gold, slam down the price of paper gold so he can buy it to deliever the physical...........  I'm just sayin'

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:10 | 3451773 The Heart
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Now, if the babylonian banksters knew that paper was only going to be good for arse wipe in the very near future, then they might do and manipulate all they could to acquire all that is possible in the continuing agenda to destroy America. All this is so basic, and just a repeat of many other cycles. When one walks in Harmony, they are walking in cycles. Just as the squirrels do when preparing for winter, and making spring arrangements. An Indian walks in cycles with the earth, and nature. Humans know deeply there is something wrong. Mass chaos and fear the two greatest tools of the deceptiCON. There are far greater things to be concerned about for sure. Say comet ISON is one of those things.

And speaking of things, what are those "coo-coo people" up to now?

Greg Hunters Latest:

http://usawatchdog.com/extreme-nervousness-in-regards-to-collapse-gold-s...

 

 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:54 | 3451659 Room 101
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Sorry to play the heretic here ladies....but he who panics first panics best.  

Look at your charts from 2008.  That crash wasn't over in two days.  This bitch probably still has some more to go.  Perhaps better to take your losses and come back later and buy for fewer FRNs.     

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:08 | 3451729 Urban Redneck
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Winners don't panic.

Those who panic may live to fight another day, but they never come out on top.

Look at those charts again, we have long free-fall before we get even approach the gold prices of 08-09, and there are no guarantees of availability.  Even if hell freezes over or the wholesale funding markets refreeze, I can guarantee my gold is right where I left it, and available whenever I want it.   

 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:54 | 3454107 holgerdanske
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Winners never quit!
Quitters never win!

What happened to " Better get out while I'm ahead!" :-)

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 17:02 | 3452714 JohnG
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You must have lost your towel.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 22:20 | 3454652 Swarmee
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You sass that JohnG? Now there's a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:55 | 3451662 CaptainSpaulding
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Its not me. All my Dollars belong to The state. Tax deadline today

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:55 | 3451667 IridiumRebel
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I'm. Fucking. Buying.
Hand over fist BitcheZ!!!!!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:56 | 3451668 holgerdanske
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This is sooo stupid!
What has changed--- for the better? Nothing.
More printing, more paper and all the gold sold, paper, I guess.
The markets are completely overrun by freshly printed fiat. The FED can buy gold with an entry in the books, and sell it again, without having a single real dollar in it's hand. It is all smoke and mirrors I guess. Who are getting rid of the physical??
I will buy one coin a day at these levels, this must be the closest thing to gold on special.
And I know it will turn around, I have not even an inkling of a doubt.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:55 | 3451669 Levadiakos
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I've been buying cash since December 7, 2011.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:06 | 3451746 oddjob
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no need to buy it, people give it to you if you have a job.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:55 | 3451672 1000924014093
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"Clever Girl!"

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:57 | 3451683 AL_SWEARENGEN
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Gold confers power.  Power comes to any man who has the color.  

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:59 | 3451696 Levadiakos
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The color is Black as in BLACK Monday

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 16:22 | 3452355 vulcanraven
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"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back."

 

-Al Swearengen

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:57 | 3451684 swanpoint
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i am sad

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:39 | 3452033 mick_richfield
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don't be sad

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:57 | 3451686 Sylvia Plath
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I am!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:57 | 3451687 Aegelis
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"Peace sells, but who's buying?"

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:59 | 3451689 Kirk2NCC1701
Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:59 | 3451698 IridiumRebel
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It's 3PM motherfuckers! Do you know where your algo ramp is?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:01 | 3451702 natronic
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I'm not buying their worthless paper, but I will take the opportunity to pickup some moar phyzzz.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:03 | 3451738 Levadiakos
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Plenty available

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:13 | 3451820 akak
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Liar

 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:21 | 3451893 NoWayJose
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I bought some phyzz gold today.  Wanted silver but the phyzz premium was too high for my taste.  I see the premium on phyzz gold rocketing higher soon too.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 15:11 | 3451793 Meat Hammer
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CNBS is selling a BTFD story for the DOW but is saying that gold is a bubble.  I need to learn how to spin things like this.  I could come home with the wait staff from Hooters and tell my wife she's not really seeing what she's seeing.  

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