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Obama Addresses Nation

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/15/2013 17:59 -0400

At 6:10 pm, Barack Obama is expected to address the nation over today's explosions at the Boston marathon. It is unclear what additional info he can provide at this time as there is little to no incremental information available, aside from the conviction everywhere that this was a terrorist attempt (which likely means war against someone is imminent), but watch it live below in any case.

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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:02 | 3453156 spinone

war against who?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:02 | 3453178 Euro Monster

War on freedom I guess...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:06 | 3453201 malikai

Since it was Saudis, it is clear that it is time to bomb North Korea, Iran, and Syria.

Signed,

Teleprompter

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:08 | 3453221 SilverIsKing

I think it will be short and to the point. What point you ask? That's a very good question.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:08 | 3453237 Stackers

we need background checks for everyone buying pipe and/or nails at the hardware store now !!!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:13 | 3453273 johnQpublic

or as the wife said, good thing they didnt have a gun

but really, just another good reason to hate april 15th

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:16 | 3453294 HoofHearted

And here is why gold and silver dropped. Couldn't have a false flag attacj with gold anywhere near the possibility of reaching all time highs. Instead "Gold is a terrorist." "Terrorists hold gold."

Welcome to the club, all my friends, even if we are all infidels.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:20 | 3453322 Pinto Currency

Everyone relax, Barry and the Choom Wagon are on their way to handle this.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:22 | 3453340 Troll Magnet

Eric Holder to the rescue, y'all!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:25 | 3453354 Pinto Currency

Fast and Furious was too big to prosecute especially when he'd be prosecuting himself.

Eric's free hot guns for anyone who wants them...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:29 | 3453375 SafelyGraze

if it was something in a trashcan, then

Get Rid Of Trashcans

and/or require them to be registered

and also any trash deposited therein

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:40 | 3453457 jcaz

He'd be on sooner, but he's finishing up his back 9........

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:47 | 3453513 Pinto Currency

Is "back 9" some kind of code at Man's Country in Chicago?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:09 | 3453613 negative rates

Are we losing the war on drugs yet? Just say no to bombs, how well did that work for ya nance??

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:13 | 3453632 knukles

'Bout's good as "Whip Inflation Now" buttons
Dates me, huh?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:25 | 3453689 eatthebanksters

"We will get to the bottom of this and find out who is responsible". Just like Bengazhi and just like 'Fast and Furious'. Sure thing chief...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:49 | 3453788 Bicycle Repairman

They hate us for our running shorts and they are justified.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:03 | 3453854 markmotive

They hate us for our freedom. /s

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:19 | 3454279 Pure Evil

This proves one thing. If we give Congress teleprompters, I'm more than sure they'll be able to read the whole 1500 page immigration bill.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:03 | 3453856 johnQpublic

no shit

they had drills simulating just this happening this very morning

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:21 | 3453330 kaiserhoff

We will hold them accountable...

Unless it happens to be Rahm, or Corzine, or Lloyd, or Jamie, or Holder....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:23 | 3453349 Troll Magnet

Goddammit...It's Honorable Corzine! Honorable!!!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:33 | 3453393 kaiserhoff

Thanks for the memories, kind sir.

A classic example of lip stick on the pig;)

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:15 | 3453641 knukles

And "they" worried about Ms. Palin

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:29 | 3453374 spastic_colon

....or anyone from within our own borders, we could never have any dissent from within since all is well and all amerikans support the current regime! / s

which is why it is taking so long to find the culprit(s), waiting on permission from several countries as to whether it is ok to pin it on them, first one to respond affirmative wins a secret swap line.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:42 | 3454036 Robert Vesco

Anyone seen Bill Ayers recently?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:17 | 3453302 Landotfree

Clearly a trash can registration process should have been in place and a 50% jump in the police departments budget.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:19 | 3453320 WhiteNight123129

HERE IS WHY GOLD HAS TO GO LOWER: JAPAN The Gold price has risen in Japan even before the attempt to debase the currency. If Gold were to spike in Yen terms, it would have triggered a panic buying of Gold in Japan and central banks do not want that. SO: WE SHOULD HAVE FIGURED THIS OUT!! I THINK SOROS AND GARTMAN AND OTHERS WERE FIGURING THIS OUT. There is no meltdown is soft commodities as we speak, it is just to avoid a disorderly price of Gold coming from the Japanese public.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:33 | 3453395 AetosAeros

I hate myself for writing this, but to paraphrase a statement from 'V'; if you thought you knew something, no matter how ugly or uncomfortable, wouldn't you feel the need to say it aloud, just once to get it off your chest?

So my conspiracy views, regardless of who's responsible is this: the explosion came from a trash can. These cans get as much scrutiny as a presidential visit, short of the tape that goes over them to show they've been checked. There are at least 10 bomb dogs sniffing constantly throughout the race, up and down the area before and after the finish line- where these bombs occurred. And most interesting; as viewed from my military training and background........

The explosion was bright orange/yellow fireball- indicative of a a low flash point; like gas, LP, etc. and based on it's size and area of coverage, at least 4-5 gallons worth. Military grade explosive's don't create fireballs, unlike what Hollywood like's to get us to believe. Those types create a black dust explosion.

To me, this tells me that these were pre-staged, and quite possibly detonated locally, by someone with eyes on the race, on the ground, looking for the right moment to create what they did.

Of course it was planned, by who, well, I don't know, but the type of fireball I saw tells me that it was placed there well in advance, not a just in time delivery, as the package would have been too large, bulky, and noticable for people to just ignore.

Something to think about. Of course my layman's analysis may be wrong, but my gut tells me a lot more about this then the MSM is.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:13 | 3453623 francis_sawyer

[+1]... See my comments & list of foto discrepancies on the other thread...

~~~

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-04-15/stunning-video-boston-explosion...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:50 | 3453793 AetosAeros

Read lower down that thread for my reply on a couple of other thoughts that is glaring at me. False Flag event? I think so.

Anyone on the security detail responsible? You bet your ass.

I generally don't like the extreme you go to get the word out FS, but I agree with you all the same on who's responsible. This time, again, I believe the bastards are at it again. And I'm kind of getting tired of watching our people get killed so they can continue to play the victim for some monetary control.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 00:31 | 3455048 palmereldritch

I thought the orange fireball also suggested LP. It looked like the classic visual signature accompanying explosions you see on a lot of gun shows where they shoot up targets for maximum effect that include propane tanks as part of the fireworks.

Does anyone know if bomb-sniffing dogs point/react/signify to the presence of propane?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:34 | 3453280 Precious

This guy is proof that there are actually some good reasons to censor free speech.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:48 | 3453508 CrashisOptimistic

"I will be sending a proposal to Congress immediately to suspend the Sequester and spend more money on security, and to raise the debt ceiling sufficiently to accomodate it."

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:35 | 3453730 A Nanny Moose

Ball bearings. Need to ban ball bearings...especially 30-weight ball bearings.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:31 | 3453992 sodbuster

We need to outlaw Marathons- or any event that draws more than two people- and they need to pay a tax.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:17 | 3453298 McMolotov

"Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3-point plan that's gonna fix everything. Number 1, give up your guns. Number 2, give up your freedom. And number 3, I pinkie-swear I'll take good care of you, bitchez."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYpfHBicjQk

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:31 | 3453384 mjcOH1

O: "Weep for the little childrens, who got blown up by the Tea Party, because they want a $1.47trillion dollar deficit this year instead of the $1.471 trillion dollar deficit we need. And the guns...just like at Newtown!"

Is Boehner crying yet? Because it's not over until the fat lady sings.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:34 | 3453398 nmewn

No shit, I mean, what new platitudes could he possibly mumble?

"This is why we need cameras on every street corner. Why we need to pat down grannies & new borns...to prevent tragedies like what happened in New...errr Boston!

So!...ahhh errrr ahhh, get a bomb ban bill to my desk and I'll sign it!"

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:12 | 3454866 rich_wicks

I have a hard time beleiving there was security everywhere, and no filming at the freaking finish line.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:23 | 3453348 Muddy1

@SilverIsKing,

The point will be: DRUM ROLL PLEEEEEEEEZZZEEEE: BLAME BUSH

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:16 | 3454875 rich_wicks

You mean the asshole that started a war in Iraq over weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist, that destoryed the country, left it in disarray, killed at least 100,000 maybe up to a million, cost the US taxpayer at least a trillion dollars, started the TARP program which is now QE, made the Patriot Act law, broke the Geneva Convention on torture, and wiretapped the entire nation's phone system?

Nah, I doubt that could possibly have anything to do with it. They hate us for our freedumb after all, nobody has any logical reason to hate the government.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 22:41 | 3454744 Dixie Rect

Obama was so upset when he heard the news, he double bogeyed the next two holes.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:09 | 3453233 alphamentalist

So odd that they have a Saudi in custody. When did they get aggressive?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:14 | 3453266 Dewey Cheatum Howe

According to the information the guy burned himself pretty bad either setting off the bombs or burning the JFK library. The authorities probably don't even know yet since I doubt he is talking right now.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:17 | 3453295 Joe A

For some that would not be a reason not to waterboard.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:20 | 3453321 Dewey Cheatum Howe

I think the only sounds coming out of his mouth right now are screams of pain assuming he is even conscious and not shock from what has been described so far as "severe" burns.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:22 | 3453331 Joe A

That would still not be a reason for some not to apply some torture.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:23 | 3453336 Dewey Cheatum Howe

Maybe not, supposed photo of the suspect in custody.

https://twitter.com/Eric_Twardzik/status/323913016229912577/photo/1

Lot of conflicting info out there so far.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:24 | 3453355 Joe A

Not crispy. But what was he doing there on the grassy knoll?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:20 | 3453661 knukles

Without 20 cops all playing cars on his ass... clubbing a spade...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:18 | 3454882 rich_wicks

Call me suspicious, but why would a Saudi involved in a terrorist plot dress himseful up so he would stand out in a crowd and be very easily recognized as an Arab of some sort?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:16 | 3453301 freewolf7

Cue the Oswald protocol.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:19 | 3453319 Cacete de Ouro

Taking the Saudi Gold. Now that would be a daring sight to behold....and would likely require weeks of 101st Airborne flights....for all 10,000 plus tonnes (including private hoards)...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:21 | 3453326 Kirk2NCC1701

Time to help the Saudis secure their oilfields. If they buy a bunch of new JSF planes. @ $350 M$. For starters.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:06 | 3453209 camaro68ss

Biggest gold smack down in recorded time and a terrorist attack in the same day….false flag anyone?

This week is going to be a shit show. should i pack the BOV?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:10 | 3453242 Overfed

Guaran-fuckin'tee-it. I predict that the initial report of the bomber being Saudi will be incorrect, and the bomber will actually turn out to be a "Right-Wing, Pro-Constitution, Pro-Gun, Anti-Government, Christian extremist".

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:30 | 3453386 12ToothAssassin

Captain Obvious

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:11 | 3453622 CaptainObvious

Dammit, I knew I should have picked a different user name.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:22 | 3453668 knukles

Dude, you're gonna get blamed for all sorts of shit

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:26 | 3454313 Pure Evil

So, when do we hear from MajorNewsFlash?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 22:28 | 3454696 StychoKiller

You jokers are NEVER gonna catch me!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:33 | 3453391 spastic_colon

but it will still be blamed on the saudi

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:16 | 3453648 francis_sawyer

Well at least it can be CONFIRMED that whoever did this terrible thing were all confirmed jew haters...

~~~

WHEW!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 22:28 | 3454703 StychoKiller

Hmm, so how was yer trip to Boston?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:12 | 3453247 Andrew Jackson ...

***

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:18 | 3453313 freewolf7

Look!! Over here!!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:32 | 3453397 Trampy

They did the same thing with silver and killing dead Osama in 2011. Even the nightly dramas on TV have more creative screenwriters than these CIA-Mossad bozos.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:51 | 3453524 YHC-FTSE

Last week on the article entitled "The Gold and Silver Morning Takedown is Back", I posted:

"Shit I thought they only did this on Mondays. WTF are they going to do next week? "

Well, now I know.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:41 | 3454026 Buck Johnson

I agree with you 100%, this is only the beginning of the bad news on the way.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:12 | 3453212 Banksters

Inevitably that will be the outcome. Another byproduct will be the march to war with Iran. I strongly suspect that Israel will take full advantage of this event to push for US action. Meanwhile the TV is going to show this so many times that people will think they were bombed today. Lots of mileage to be gained from many directions.

In other news:

(2nd LD) In 'ultimatum,' N. Korea vows blitz attack on S. Korea

This is like a dr. evil plot. THIS TIME WE ARE SERIOUS.

Scratches head...Well, GO AHEAD?!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:38 | 3453445 Diogenes

*pets cat* one MEELLEEON dollars or I attack SOUSE KOLEA

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:12 | 3453631 CaptainObvious

I'll give him the million dollars if he just attacks the Gangnam Style douchebag.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:04 | 3453189 Dr. Engali

The American people.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:05 | 3453193 dick cheneys ghost

My guess would be Iceland for putting bankers in jail..........bwtfdik

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:04 | 3453194 seek

Information says it was a Saudi national, so we'll invade Canada shortly.

Also, there was an oil find in Australia a month ago, and god knows the poor oppressed Aussies needs to be rescued and introduced to democracy.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:09 | 3453248 robertocarlos

The suspect entered the USA through Canada and the Canadian border guards did absolutely nothing to stop him. Time to invade Canada.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:21 | 3453327 hapless

That's what you get for hiring Canadians to guard your border. Now give us back our Stanley Cup.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:22 | 3453339 uno

so what's the odds of him having lunch at the pentagon a few weeks ago?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:50 | 3453520 dobermangang

Blame Canada!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOzG7bBylRo

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:20 | 3453317 Sokhmate

Mr. Information is my best friend, and I trust him. Ms. Information, on the other hand, I trust her not.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:06 | 3453216 smlbizman

biggest p."O".s. ever...and its a big list....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:22 | 3453341 dow2000

Here we go....off to "liberate" some poor third world country of their gold while we look for WMD's and sacfrice 5,000 US soldiers in the process. The upside is that it will only cost us the remainder of whats left of the bill of rights. Dispatch the drones, because they hate us for our freedoms....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:07 | 3453607 azzhatter

fuck you obama

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 02:49 | 3455212 Long_Xau

War on peace.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3453165 tmosley

All I know is that we gotta get the guns out of the hands of Americans. Evil, evil Americans who will stop at nothing to destroy our freedoms while defending our freedoms.

Clearly this Saudi guy is a white patriot from the South.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:38 | 3453450 nmewn

Yep, Billy Bob al-Awlaki...lives right down the road from me ;-)

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:30 | 3454329 Pure Evil

Well, if he's into goat fornication, then he's a muslim alright.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 01:04 | 3455095 rich_wicks

Well, if he's into goat fornication, then he's a muslim alright.

In another time and another place you'd be saying "well, if he's into molesting little children, he's a Jew alright".

Amazing how easily trained people are. You'd be a klansman in 1910, a Nazi in 1940's Germany, an anti-abolitionist in 1840. Like a cow with a nose ring, so easily led around.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:02 | 3453166 SilverIsMoney

http://www.local15tv.com/mostpopular/story/UM-Coach-Bomb-Sniffing-Dogs-W...

Explain that Obama.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:49 | 3454073 dark pools of soros

wonder if they will ignore or use this...

http://news.yahoo.com/man-killed-explosive-called-eccentric-191927714.html

btw.. i miss living in costa mesa

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:02 | 3453171 fonzannoon

How many times does he mention the sequester and spending cuts, specifically military spending cuts?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3453172 Karl von Bahnhof

Them. Bloody freedom haters.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3453173 Bawneee Fwank

Pole Smoking MF'er

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:02 | 3453175 FIAT

who is this mulatto's father?

why should I not consider him a domestic enemy?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:05 | 3453204 Bawneee Fwank

Frank Marshall Davis is his deedee

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:08 | 3453220 FIAT

my money is on malcolm little

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:16 | 3453261 GOSPLAN HERO

The Right Revrun Al Sharpton be his fawtha.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:31 | 3454348 Pure Evil

Well, the way dem negro's breed, anyone of dem could have been his daddy.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:16 | 3453291 Trampy

Just being born a subject of the U.K. only made him ineligible for presidency. It's his treasonous actions while in office that should have him tried for genocide. All the idiots who voted for him didn't understand that the lesser of two evils is still an evil.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:04 | 3453176 Dr. Engali

I don't want to watch this criminal try to capitalize on this any more than I want to watch bloomfuck try to get some attention. We all know where this is going...... Further losses of our rights and war.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:36 | 3453426 YHC-FTSE

+1 yep. I was hoping to have a quiet night of discussions on PM manipulation, macro news and the latest margin hikes, but doing that now would brand us "insensitive", and any criticisms of the government/banks/Obama would now be tantamount to an act of treason. I've seen it all before with the previous potus. This is where reason and reality goes out for a walkabout.

If the recent events have affected you personally, then you have my sympathies. But we do live in a crazy world where this happens to innocent people all the time, mostly perpetrated by our government. Just last week, 6th April, one of our airstrikes killed 12 children, 4 women, and an innocent man in Afghanistan. The latest in a long list spanning over a decade, yet I doubt nobody even raised an eyebrow if you even found the story in the msm.

The world is crazy. Deal with it and move on. I don't think I can stand another frenzy of wailing, anger, and another industry built on commemorative t-shirts, candles, politicians and msm talking heads trying to capitalise on grief to cause even more grief to other innocents lives.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:15 | 3453644 CaptainObvious

"Further losses of our rights and war"

Let's get specific...they're taking our guns, what little remains of our privacy, and our children, and the war will be paid for from the 401(k) funds they confiscate to "manage" for us.

Welcome to the 74th Hunger Games...may the odds be ever in your favor!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:02 | 3453177 Fukushima Sam

Obama is worried this event will make his Newtown parents less sympathetic to the American people and may derail his anti-gun crusade.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3453180 IamtheREALmario

When you need a war, you need to get the folks fired up to die for the elitists by lying to them.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:45 | 3453488 Diogenes

"What have the people got to say about it? Why should some poor mutt want a war when the best he can hope to get out of it is to come home in one piece? If you want a war you start one. Then you say anyone who opposes it is unpatriotic. It's the same in every country".

- Herman Goering

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3453182 foodstampbarry

Resign idiot!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3453183 Quinvarius

I suspect he had this speech ready a month ago.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:04 | 3453184 Yellowhoard

I'm glad Obama is going to speak. It'll be good to hear what Valerie Jared thinks as Obama reads his TelePrompter.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3453186 GOSPLAN HERO

Comrade Obama will comfort the sheeple.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:04 | 3453187 insanelysane

They just walked back the JFK library event and the Saudi guy during a Boston Mayor, MA Gov, and Police presser just before 6pm local time.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3453188 death_to_fed_tyranny

Fuck you Barry Soetoro!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:05 | 3453208 SilverIsKing

I would watch but I'll be washing my hair at exactly 6:10pm EDT.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:11 | 3453250 Quinvarius

He is going to be late as usual. You will make it.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:14 | 3453274 SilverIsKing

No I won't

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:28 | 3453697 knukles

Take your time; the relevant information will be released late this coming Friday night

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:37 | 3454372 Pure Evil

Well, I was on the throne pinching a loaf thinking of Dear Leader.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:06 | 3453211 lolmao500

Who cares. Who won the race??

Will Obama invade Saudi Arabia, Iran or North Korea?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:08 | 3453218 lolmao500

This attack clearly shows we need to put cameras in every home... and TSA everywhere on the streets with checkpoints... 24/7!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:10 | 3453253 Jim B

and embedded RFID chips!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:06 | 3453222 a growing concern

War on doomer libertarian goldtards declared in 3...2...1...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:07 | 3453223 Bay of Pigs

how was the golf game today Mr President?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:10 | 3453246 Jim B

Surprised he could take himself away from his basketball game....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:53 | 3453540 Hedgetard55

or his bj from Reggie Love.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:11 | 3453224 Zer0head

1) will he bring up the sequester?

2) will he bring up energy independence?

3) will he congratulate himself for the quick capture of the alleged perpetrator?

4) will he bring up Newton?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:08 | 3453225 Debtless

Barry will announce he has lined up JayZ and Beyonce for the Boston Benefit Concert for the victims. That took a long time, but JayZ was out selling gold. Apparently.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:08 | 3453226 venturen

guess he was sitting around doing nothing anyway.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:07 | 3453227 Bastiat

Davis, Obama, Soetoro

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:11 | 3453228 Trampy

War against US, of course!

Doncha remember that our invasion of Pakistan to kill the (dead since 2001) Osama was the same Sunday Night Massacre that kept silver from hitting $50 to make a 30-yr double top?

Martial law here we come!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:08 | 3453234 vulcanraven

Anyone got a vomit bag they can spare?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:08 | 3453236 Hannibal

Uh, uh...I am from the Government and I am here to help and protect you.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:10 | 3453238 Professor Fate

Are You Kidding...He'll blame it all on the Sequester or Bush or Fox News or the NRA or the TEA or poor Sara Palin. What you know for certain is he'll blame it on groups that likely had nothing to do with it to score as much political advantage before the truth comes out. Probably on the phone right now with that creepy little parasite Rahm.

Fate the Magnificent

"Push the Button, Max

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:10 | 3453240 Catullus

I can tell you I was just briefed by the FBI and DHS and they informed me that they had no clue because they're just here to spy on hedge fund trader emails and feel up children in the airport as security theatre. You're on your own. Meanwhile, I'll sit back with my legion of armed guards in the White House and continue applying for any number of investment banker jobs I've been stalking online for years. Also, mail in your taxes, you slobs. This is no excuse not to pay your fair share even though we failed to prevent yet another attack.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:10 | 3453251 Kiss My Iceland...

"Obama Addresses Nation "

Who f**king cares what this a**hole has to say ?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:16 | 3453292 TomGa

Same thing my wife said, verbatim.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:16 | 3453304 Saint Pitbull

Premature pullout from Reggie when he heard there was a photo-op. Hope the Dutch Boy wig was cleaned and pressed so Mooch could get some time, too.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:18 | 3453314 NotApplicable

Certainly not a collective abstraction known as a "nation." As for real, individual people, well... those statists that do care are at least highly recognizable, so they're easy to avoid.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:10 | 3453256 lolmao500

How long before it's blamed on deficit cutting terrorists?? The sequester did this people!! If you want the deficit to be cut, you want less security that means you want DEAD PEOPLE!!

/this is what statists believe.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:13 | 3453263 Yen Cross

Where's the 'Word Cloud' ? Break out the Scotch, Krugman needs an ass whooping!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:12 | 3453264 Duke Dog

All I want to see is him standing on top of a pile of those crumpled picnic tables w/broken umbrellas pleading with the masses to " buy, buy, buy that new car, refrigerator, take that vacation - don't let the terrorists win, keep this economy rolling, they hate us for our freedoms"!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:43 | 3453750 toady

That's the first thing I thought.

They hate us for our freedoms

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:12 | 3453268 Bastiat

"increasing security around the country"

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:12 | 3453271 blindman

< war will be commenced against domestic sources
< war will be commenced against foreign sources
.
?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:21 | 3453323 NotApplicable

Hey, this thing's broken. I can only choose one.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:21 | 3453334 lolmao500

Well after 911 they did go against foreign countries AND the american people...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:13 | 3453275 Scro

Can ibomba do it without a TelePrompTer?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:15 | 3453282 Quinvarius

Patriots Day. Make sure you got that association there. He mentioned it so you would.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:20 | 3453283 jbvtme

another dog and pony show. "patriots day". this has the iluminatti seal of approval.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:15 | 3453285 Debugas

That was short...

and no comments afterwards...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:17 | 3453303 Catullus

Sportscenter is on. He hates missing it.

Obama Addresses Nation

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