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We Have A Hindenburg Omen Sighting

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Remember when the last time a cluster of Hindenburg Omens nearly toppled the market in August 2010 and the only saving grace was Ben Bernanke's QE2 announcement at Jackson Hole which sent risk soaring? Today, nearly three years later, we got the first instance of the Omen again. Will it be a one-off fluke, or a cluster, which is needed to confirm this dreaded technical formation? Stay tuned in the coming days to find out...


The last cluster was Aug 2010 (and was only saved by Bernanke), the previous cluster was Oct 2007 and we know what followed... (red bars are Hindenberg Omens)


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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:21 | 3453332 Quinvarius
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QE5 must come.  Banks must feed on my wealth.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:24 | 3453346 King_of_simpletons
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Omen sighting in 21st century = BTFD.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:58 | 3453814 markmotive
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And everything IS tanking.

And then the Central banks will give in. The alternative for them is worse. So we may have seen the worst...

"Gold Close to a Buying Opportunity": John Taylor of FX Concepts

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:18 | 3453921 Buck Johnson
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As I said before, this is sign of something coming that will be bad.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:25 | 3453927 TwoShortPlanks
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Orchestrated take-down with plausible cause and omission of blame.

The past week has been an attempt to create another GFC-style collapse….liquidity pump with major build-up in Gold shorts over the past 2 months (fuel), negative sentiment from the likes of GS and MSM talking heads (Air), Commodity panic sell-off (spark)….as well as other factors.

Do you think its' a coincidence that Gold is being blamed for the panic sell-off?

Is this a shaking of the Gold tree to dislodge the medium strength hands now that the weak hands have been exited the system?

Perhaps the squeeze on physical is indeed far greater than anyone may think.

I would suggest that people take a giant step back and look at the big picture right now, before you get trapped.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:25 | 3453951 edb5s
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Check Gainesville Coins.  ASEs, Maples, Philharmonics, Kooks and Koalas, Pandas (of course), Libertads...all out of stock.  I was watching prices earlier today and saw when Maples and ASEs switched to a "delayed" status.  Now completely out.  This is getting interesting.


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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:25 | 3453970 TwoShortPlanks
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Mandrakes’ Misdirection

Major players like Goldman and JP Morgue are coming in right now.

We've just had tons of physical move out of the Merc Exchanges, but the price was too high, so gotta 'Market Make' those profits!

In a Gold squeeze environment this could be our last chance to buy before the next uplift in gold price. So, this was a fleece!!!!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 00:07 | 3455013 toys for tits
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Looks like I need 3-D glasses to look at that chart.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:43 | 3457411 Ahmeexnal
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At the LCS, junk silver is still at the same price it was two weeks ago. The "takedown" is only in paper. Those who thing they had the real thing will be settled in cash at the "paper" spot price.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:28 | 3453972 seek
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This appears to be what Andrew MacGuire is saying, e.g. the physical squeeze is well beyond what people think it is.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:52 | 3454087 MythicalFish
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Bravo Tango Foxtrot Delta

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:39 | 3454383 MonsterBox
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did today.  will tomorrow, if theres any left.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 01:49 | 3455146 El Oregonian
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My boat with my PM's is still sunk in the lake. I'll try and find and rescue them this summer if I can remember exactly where I had my boating accident.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:04 | 3453868 a growing concern
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I was just googling for a ZH article and it gave me  It pulls up ZH but at that URL.  Anybody know what this is?  Some kind of mirror site or something else?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:23 | 3453940 SnobGobbler
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STFT fixed it for ya

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:25 | 3453361 slaughterer
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Theoretical: It is theoretically possible for those with unlimited financial resources and minimally regulated automated trading systems to keep the omen from triggering. This has been postulated by the creator of the "Vergulde Draeck" Omen.

Triggering: To eliminate false positives some technical analysts have imposed the condition that the Hindenburg Omen

  • must be triggered three times in a row within a month from the first triggering event for said initial trigger signal to be considered to be valid (i.e. requires double confirmation)
  • is only valid when "all tightly coupled triggerings are within a fortnight"
  • will indicate a possible future downturn or correction, depending on the magnitude of any "one off" triggering

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:07 | 3453603 Dr. No
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Theoretically, with unlimited financial resources, you could do whatever the fuck you want. Last on my list would be to counter a Hindenburg signal.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:51 | 3453791 jonjon831983
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Theoretically with unlimited financial resources you could become a fat ass when you buy up all the food and starve everybody else.  Unfortunately, the negative feed back would be dying from a heart attack.  Natures own signal that you're an asshole hogging everything.


Kinda like inflation.


Theoretically speaking of course.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:11 | 3453890 RockyRacoon
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Hindenburg Omen?

Can't we just have an exorcism and fix that?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:20 | 3454886 Lux Fiat
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The Exorcist - now there's some rich material to mine...Linda B. representing the body politic infected/possessed by banker demons, spewing forth an unending stream of green stuff.  They're going to need several old priests for this job...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:38 | 3453451 Silver Bully
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'QE5 must come.  Banks must feed on my wealth.'

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:49 | 3453789 deKevelioc
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It's five, now?  I've lost track.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:03 | 3453858 Everyman
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I didn't thingk "5" came after "infinity".  I thought nothing came after "infinity".  So now the economics/financial ponzi doesn't pay attention numbers anymore that they do with math???  Well at least they are consistent, in ignoring reality COMPLETELY!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:34 | 3454000 NoDebt
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They'll call it QE 8 in honor of Windows 8.  It will come with touch screen features that nobody cares about, an indecipherable interface for those familiar with QE4EVA and it will also run on a smart phone but nobody will build a phone that uses it (and if they do it will be discontined 60 days after first launch).


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:41 | 3454027 Mototard at Large
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...and version QE 8.1 will come out six to eight months later time to coincide with the new iPhone and iTV.

Meanwhile, iBuyGold tomorrow.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:21 | 3453337 AssFire
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Baron Rothschild did say this was a buy signal didn't he??

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:25 | 3453352 Precious
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Obviously you're a technical analyst.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:26 | 3453356 Yen Cross
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  lulz +1

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:10 | 3454225 MythicalFish
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Hindenburg Omen??? Sounds like Jeff Cooper, dude. On the Titanic anniversary all we need to do now is take the square root of the number of days since 1912 (36890) and divide it by the very-Gannish 7 to get a 27% drop in the Dow tomorrow. Trading can be so easy… ;-)


On a more serious note, it won't work post 2005 I think because of all the ETFs like short index, PMs, contango-mopping trash distorting the low readings..


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:46 | 3453759 Dr. No
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I didn't know the baron, but I woul speculate the buy signal would be a confirmed Hindenburg omen and subsequent crash. To buy now would be foolish.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:42 | 3454034 Mototard at Large
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I think he said wait until there is blood in the streets, then buy.  Is there blood in the streets yet?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:50 | 3454084 WonderDawg
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Not even close. We have some SPX 75 point down days ahead of us before there is blood in the streets. Maybe around 1100, but maybe it just pauses there and then continues down. Time will tell.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 01:51 | 3455153 Bananamerican
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"Is there blood in the streets yet?"

does Boston count?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:23 | 3453342 Joe Sixpack
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Remotely manned balloons?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:22 | 3453343 dogbreath
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Nasty Boston  ----->



Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:33 | 3453404 LeisureSmith
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Horrible, fucked up and terrible.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:55 | 3453545 dogbreath
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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:41 | 3454418 MonsterBox
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Is it too soon to blame it on the two mini-sub crews from N. Korea?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:50 | 3454974 Jake88
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Are you trying to make a joke about multiple homicides?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 08:58 | 3455684 Shell Game
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Are you trying to impose group-think patriotism?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:24 | 3453344 Precious
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You left out the last day to file tax returns.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:24 | 3453347 ZippyBananaPants
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I left a cluster in the toilet this morning

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:31 | 3453711 GernB
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Yea, but was it unsinkable.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:26 | 3453358 razorthin
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Jesus, you need a freakin omen??

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:26 | 3453366 Colonel Klink
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Takedown of Au/Ag coordinates with people needing to cash in to pay for.....wait for it......taxes!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:48 | 3453480 krispkritter
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I know nothink about zat...Your (tax) paperz!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:58 | 3453561 francis_sawyer
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been sayin that since Friday...


But the cherry on top is that 'Shalom' never saw a takedown he didn't like...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:26 | 3453367 Yen Cross
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  Sweet chart. +1 Some of us aren't color blind ;-)

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:27 | 3453370 Yippie21
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Buy the freaking dip gentlemen!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:28 | 3453371 slaughterer
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CME just hiked gold & silver margin requirements.  

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:29 | 3453378 McMolotov
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I'm sticking to my generic WTF?! Index, which has gone fucking crazy in the last week and has presented the Megabullshit Omen. There's a big ol' blob of poo heading directly for the fan as we speak.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:34 | 3453411 prains
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whenever americans get bombed a whole lot of brown people have to die to feed the beast and they're at home tending their crops but no matter, they have to pay...... this place sucks

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:40 | 3453444 THX 1178
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The brown people are starting to communicate and have decided that gangin up on us is the best option. All members of BRIC nations have dropped the Petrodollar in a big way. It's a big ol' blanket party and we're on the recieving end of some HEAVY wooden bowling pins. They drink our Milkshake. Bitchez.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:51 | 3453525 prains
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"ganging up" is probably being a little misdirecting, I would go with "unshackling themselves from fiat peonage"

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:24 | 3453678 GoldForCash
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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:30 | 3453695 prains
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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:34 | 3453390 Zer0head
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NBC Nightly News lead with Brian Williams

"Terror in Boston"

of all days this was Patriot Day"




Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:16 | 3453919 Pure Evil
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Now it will be patriotic to:

1.) Hand over your guns

2.) Allow millions of 3rd worlders to take up residence in your neighborhood

3.) Send your white children to die in the new wars in NK and Iran

4.) Allow .gov to confiscate all your wealth

5.) Be vaccinated and eat GMO foods

6.) Pray to Dear Leader five times a day

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:27 | 3453969 SnobGobbler
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7.) and suffer "nationwide lockdown".... fuck these jokers...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:34 | 3453400 The Shootist
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It's transitory.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:36 | 3453415 The_Small_Lebowski
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Maybe we should change the theme to Sell The Fucking Top?

Hold on to your hats, Ben & Friends, cos me and every other tin foil hatter on here are gonna be biting your ankles ALL the way  down!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:23 | 3453938 24KGOLD FOIL HAT
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I resemble that remark

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:38 | 3453454 Zer0head
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People are being told not to congregate and to stay inside


Brian compares it to World Trade Center

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:10 | 3453616 Stoploss
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Yeah, voluntary ML.


The banks got their distraction.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 09:29 | 3455832 phalfa5
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Brian is a talking head ....


Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:10 | 3615513 12ToothAssassin
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Media shill - aka bitch to the man.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:39 | 3453459 Dr. Engali
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Normally I don't put too much stock in "omens", however there does seem to be an awful lot of weird shit lately.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:42 | 3453474 The_Small_Lebowski
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BTW not referring to Boston in any way. The market is an ass, all it took was some trigger events.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:42 | 3453476 Shizzmoney
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If it was a Saudi.....they won't do anything to Saudi Arabia.

We'll forget about this in about 6 weeks.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:45 | 3453499 Temporalist
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The last time 15 Saudis attacked the US (out of 19 highjackers) the US invaded two other countries. 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:03 | 3453586 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Yeah but we had an evil bad president who wanted to starve your children and make old people die by ending SS.

We now have a president who is a Noble Peace Prize winner who has not nor will use military force such as drones, or NATO resources to remove leaders of MENA nations like Libya. The TOTUS will do nothing. He knows in heart that the call to prayer is a beautiful sound as the followers of the religion of Peace go to their Mosques to pray.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:12 | 3453617 prains
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It's too bad that you think your POTUS is in charge of more than selling hotdogs to a spectator sport, if and when you take the appropriate pill to achieve semi-cognition, this is a great site to re-inform yourself of the goings on in the world, you'll be shocked and amazed

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:19 | 3453931 Pure Evil
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Shocked and amazed at what. Since the 70's, this crap seems to be par for the course.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:50 | 3454075 prains
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Lol, which is shocking don't you think given the rise in IQ since Nixon pulled back the covers to reveal the rotting corpse

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:21 | 3453594 francis_sawyer
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19 hijackers... & ONE pristine passport found, within hours, within the smouldering rubble, after a fantastic thousands of degrees fireball that the alleged hijacker must have tossed out of a plane window, at 500mph, that he had in his back pocket, instead of his Koran, which he left at the strip club...


That's like... what?... A 5% mathematical probability? [notwithstanding the likelihood of finding ANYTHING in that wreckage]?

Jews control 75% of the world banking system, Probably 80% of Hollywood, & most of the most vocal political lobby in Washington... Yet they are only 1% of the worlds population...


We should consider ourselves FORENSICALLY BLESSED!


Edit: & 'JUNKS' attached to my comment... Kinda shows you what types have been 'mobilized' on ZH this afternoon to quiet the crowds... HAIL CAESAR-BERGSTEIN!


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:01 | 3453849 shutdown
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Nope. Not 1%.

Actually Jews are only about .3% of the worlds population.

That's roughly one out of every three hundred people for those of you who are mathematically disinclined.

They're about the same number of Jews on Earth as there are Zoroastrians.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:25 | 3453917 francis_sawyer
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I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt & I still get junked...


Oh well ~ It's all been EXPLAINED anyway... HERE ON ZH nonetheless...

You see... There's MsCreant... Because of her 'teacher' status... Who has scholastically surmised that the incalculable overrepresentation of jews [in banking, MSM. & political activism], is because in the GHETTOS... Negroes are schooled to worship NBA stars & are 'shunned' if they have scholastic leanings, whilst jews are homeschooled to succeed... [to be bankers who operate a USURY system, dentists who shove flouride down your throat, doctors who get you ginned up on pills to get kickbacks from big pharma, lawyers who chase ambulances & want you divorced to give half your net worths to your ex & keep you from ever seeing your children, google & facebook nerds who steal your privacy & give it to the NSA, hedge gund managers & momos who GET YOU IN to the S&P at all time highs & tell you to sell gold, union representatives who steal your taxdollars to pay bloated pensioners, or STEAL pensions, as the case may be, psychiatrists who fuck with your mind, then rape you, 2nd tier doctors who suck the fat out of your wifes ass & make her face look like Gloria Allred/Nancy Pelosi}

You know... THOSE successful people...

Of course she failed to mention anything about ASIAN scholastic leanings... But we'll leave that aside...

I'm sure she's correct...


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:31 | 3453988 Bingfa
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+1 Holy shit that's funny...but dead spot on....LOL

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:39 | 3454006 francis_sawyer
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You missed the part about the 'tenured professors' teaching the Saul Alinsky method who are paid to put your little bundle of joy on the 'perpetual student debt program', payable to Wall St. jew bankers... to ultimately emerge, after 7 years of beer pong, with a degree in INDOCTRINATION...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:41 | 3454031 Bingfa
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LOL, you sound like me at the campfire going on about Obama...

I almost started a riot....Obama and Farmers DO_NOT_MIX


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:05 | 3454117 francis_sawyer
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You'd have fared better if you'd doused yourself in lighter fluid & jumped in the campfire...


It's getting more like that day after day here on the Hedge [now that TPTB are starting to understand it's not a joke]...

Half the fucking time ~ I think these dipshit moves by TPTB are just weather balloons 2 see how the ZH'ers respond vocally...

They have ZERO in the way of new ideas... Time is beating faster than lazy inbred spawn can respond... Not to worry [for them] though... They always have mis-guided DO-GOODERS like Ms Creant, kito, CH1, & TraderTimm to carry their water at a moments notice...


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 22:11 | 3454606 Bingfa
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Anytime you think outside of the box, it's met with resistance here...I wonder why?

I used to post here back in the day and it was never that way.....hmmmm


Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:18 | 3614990 LongBallsShortBrains
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The truth should meet resistance in a fucked up system like we have. That's how we got here. People resisting truth.

When you look around and realize that almost nobody can see coming, that which is obvious to most of us coming, and think "how can they not see it coming?"

That's is why it is coming.... They cant see it coming, of they could, we wouldn't be here.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:59 | 3454135 forwardho
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Francis, one of your best comments.

I hope you don't mind that I saved it and will post in other places.

With of course a hat tip.

well composed.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:49 | 3454079 squexx
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Maybe there's the same number of each, but one is called the "Satanic Tribe" for a reason!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:10 | 3453892 moonshadow
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ur an idiot anti-semite with an agenda. and u keep showing up here on ZH with it. stuff survives events like that sometimes! and u dont hafta go all conspiracy about it. yes there are strange things about 9/11 that merit consideration but that doesnt mean there are bogey-men Everywhere lol. see this:

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:28 | 3453973 francis_sawyer
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Oh thanks... It was the towelheads from caves after all.. THANKS... I'm baptized... To which FEMA camp shall I report for decapitation?...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 09:41 | 3455892 aerojet
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That's fucking hilarious!  You are exactly on the mark--the bullshit we have been led to believe has become surreal.  Next they will try and tell us it was aliens.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 05:24 | 3455319 PhilofOz
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I've noticed one thing that stands out about 911. It is this same .3 - 1% that spend inordinate amounts of time desperate to convince the plebs on places such as youtube that the official version of 911 is the truth. That 1% gets far closer to 50%. If anyone remembers Professor Julius Sumner Miller.... Why is it so?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:24 | 3453955 MedTechEntrepreneur
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F_S again making the case that the goyim are just not as smart as the Jooo's.  How could .1% of the world's population control 75% of world banking unless they are just stupid and let it happen?  What happened to you F_S, get your ass kicked in school by a Jew?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:42 | 3454035 The_Dude
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He might just be paying attention....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:01 | 3454153 MedTechEntrepreneur
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Paying attention?  F_S has got issues. A significant % of his posts are Anti-Jew rants.  No, he is most likely a progressive trained seal doing tricks for little green arrows.  Of course oblivious to the poor case he is making for his "kind".

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:11 | 3454196 francis_sawyer
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God didn't make... Little green arrows?... I think I remember a song that went that way...

Bobby GOLDSBORO?... No... YGBFKme!


My "Kind"?... Indulge ~ PLEASE?...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:48 | 3454062 squexx
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Bet there were LOTS of dancing Jews this time, too!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:13 | 3454245 francis_sawyer
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I've said it a billion times on this blog...


I DON"T HATE JEWS... Fuck me... They're comical as shit...

Actually ~ What's more comical than that is the zombies that they've trained to come out of the woodwork to carry their water on a moments notice...

Jews are fucking SMART!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:26 | 3454905 logically possible
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Too bad both countries invaded, were the wrong ones.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:48 | 3453775 de3de8
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More like 6 days

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:44 | 3453487 Sudden Debt
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Obama needs to crash the economy to increase his powers...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:49 | 3453519 Winston Churchill
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What you mean needs ?

Its been dead 3 years already.

The bowel evacuation is starting .........

Shit rolls downhill I'm told.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:00 | 3453574 Meat Hammer
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Obama needs a wag-the-dog event to crash the economy so his legacy won't be that he crashed the economy. 

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:25 | 3453956 Pure Evil
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Has The Opompous come out to speak to the American people to let them know that all is well?

Now hand over all your guns to Big Momma (Janet Napolitano)

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 09:44 | 3455901 aerojet
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So he hired the Joker, a man he didn't fully understand, to blow the legs off of marathon runners?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 18:51 | 3453529 Bossmech
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T_Minus 70 minutes till Kwangmyongsong 3-2 (KMS 3-2) is directly over the eastern seaboard. Could this all be part of the plan?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:03 | 3453587 LeisureSmith
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What be that... Lil Kim's space toy?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:02 | 3453585 BeerGoggles
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ZH with this Hindenburg bull sh1t again.
Give it up already yawn

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:20 | 3453660 Kirk2NCC1701
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Krugman WHOOPED our collective asses.  And golden assets.  More like golden showers on us.  [grumbling]

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:13 | 3453634 Meat Hammer
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It's a good thing I stopped by the local home-improvement center today to get corn, tomatoes, melon, and sprouts for the spring planting.  

Something tells me things are going to get a bit collapsey.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:48 | 3454069 howenlink
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Thanks, I will add "collapsey" to my vocabulary today.

I also added another term to my vocabulary today.  The news reported said, we are "efforting" to bring you live coverage of this tragic event.

I shortened that to "effing".

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:15 | 3453639 Herodotus
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Hindenburg is one thing, but the Ludendorff Omen is the one to watch out for.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:15 | 3453645 Kirk2NCC1701
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Whatever.  So.... how'd all that gold 'advice' work out for the ZH fans and 'experts'?  Still wanna fight the Fed?  /s

[still miffed and in dark funk]

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:30 | 3453705 rp1
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Whenever these monetary games end, the next bull market will begin.  I don't mind holding some gold as a hedge, but the crash in gold is signalling the start of a bull in the US dollar.  If history (1966-1985) is any guide, there will be a commodities crash, a real interest rate shock (deflation?) and recession, and then it's off to the races with a dollar shock close behind.  Personally I am looking at consumer robotics first, and biotechnology after.  I'm a 20 year bull, just end the monetary games.  Just like Reagan ended the labour games.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:53 | 3453797 nightshiftsucks
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The broke Federal govt pays for almost half of all medical bills in this country,why would you buy anything that has to do with health care ?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:27 | 3453975 Pure Evil
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Cause like Willie Sutton said, "That's where the money is"

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:59 | 3454991 TheMerryPrankster
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More like that's where the money was. Medicine is a shell of what it was. Radiologist are going bankrupt.

Radiology was like the banking sector for lawyers, except it was the medical sector for doctors. Can't fail, except now they can outsource it from India or from a practice in another state, somewhere cheaper.

It's all going like that, it's what I like to use the technical term. all fucked up, to describe.

Globalizing poverty cause we can't all be rich, but we can sure all be poor. Globalization brought to you by your friends in congress and Really Big MultiNationals.

Its what your soaking in right now!!!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:57 | 3453824 Boondocker
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Well if it hadnt all been lost in horrible boating accidents i would still be up over $600 per ounce.......

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:03 | 3454170 W74
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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:13 | 3453905 syntaxterror
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I fought the Fed: by saving more money than in the previous year and sheltering even more money from the tax surge. But be his little bitch for all I care.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:36 | 3453989 Uber Vandal
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Still better than Cramer's "advice" about Bear Stearns, or pretty much anything that comes out of his sound emitting orifice.



Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:46 | 3454055 jcaz
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Eh, could be worse- could be one of those douches that thinks Bitcoins aren't just for Farmville anymore....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:23 | 3453677 ebworthen
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QE4 (QE5?) being loaded in the chamber.

Buying $40 Billion/month of Chipotle, Apple, WalMart, and Home Builders this time, or Spanish and Italian Bonds, or both?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:29 | 3453701 Yen Cross
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   Can you imagine the cost of Tuna if QE-4 is implemented? Great post Ebbie. You've been doing your homework. ;-)

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:42 | 3454032 dreadnaught
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north of the equator Pacific: getting more and more laced with Mercury and radioactivity; Bush era response: "Dont make polluters pay/clean up their act--just make sure your kid eats only one Tuna sandwich a month"!

Gulf is poison from Corexit and oil by products;  No more choice to eat the great North Pacific's cornicopia of food from the Atlantic safe? at least Norwegian Sardines....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:35 | 3453718 Supernova Born
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Buy EVERYTHING! caption under Gary Oldman's picture from The Professional.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:59 | 3454143 W74
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You can only fire off so many artillery shells in a certain window of time before the gun gets too hot and melts from the inside.  Japan just went from sustained to rapid and we're about to chime in.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:26 | 3453691 world_debt_slave
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shit meet fan

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:54 | 3453807 Hannibal
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Don't worry, it's just paper or simply computor monkey numbers.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 19:56 | 3453828 tuttisaluti
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He can buy my house...special price for him.

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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:06 | 3453866 syntaxterror
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Quick, everyone look to see if the Bernanke Groundhog sees his fucking shadow today. And if he does, buy buy buy. Fuck that weasel and his pathetic flock.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 21:30 | 3454317 francis_sawyer
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fuck you...


You're playin the TROLLROLE...

What?... Is the new thing for all you .gov trolls to have "x"'es in your usernames?... Come get my ass... Put me on a guillotine train... It'll just prove that I'm right

Rest of you ZHers... Watch out... There's been a bunch of oddly placed "x"'s in usernames lately, especially today, after the Boston Marathon bombing... Don't take my word 4 it [especially ~ because I'm that asshole who hates jews & bitcoiners, RIGHT?]...

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 23:48 | 3454970 TheMerryPrankster
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Not oddly placed x's....oh my god. Is nothing sacred.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:09 | 3453886 thismarketisrigged
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why the fuck are the u.s futures up 40 dow pts and 5 s&p pts?


this better not be a selloff which lasts one day only to recoup the previous days losses and then some the following day.


this economy fucking sucks, the 2nd largest economy, china, is slowing as indicated by their gdp. europe is a disaster, the u.s is slowing a lot more than the economists are letting on, there is no way the current stock prices sre fairly valued.


this market has at least 60 percent on dow and 50 percent on s&p to go until we can say we are fairly valued.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:11 | 3453897 StarTedStackin'
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No need to discuss this anymore, since one of ObaMuslim's buds has attacked America again.


 How many billion more $ will Obama give the PLO, HAMAS and Hezbollah?

but I digress.....


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:25 | 3453962 Almost Solvent
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Bush & Cheny bombed the twin towers on 9/11, and wayyyy more joos died back then, so who is the real muslim?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:56 | 3454113 StarTedStackin'
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You mom, for having you.

I'm betting she sure is embarassed.


Normally you whackjob liars say "Busch an Cheny"........



What HASN'T the OBowel Movement lied about, sniveling coward?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 22:27 | 3454691 Almost Solvent
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Eat your republican bullshit and blow it out your mother's cunt.



Tue, 04/16/2013 - 02:00 | 3455162 Mark Urbo
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Typical leftist class...

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 11:30 | 3493012 Almost Solvent
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You sir, are a hack.


Obama can fuck himself, muslims & joos can fuck themselves and so can you.


If you continue to root for your red/blue teams, then you can suck shit and blow it our your mother's dead cunt.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:15 | 3453909 jonjon831983
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Apmex physical premium to spot silver rises from $2.99 to $4.99 for 2013 Canadian Maples in 24 hours"

Around 28.3% premium in CAD?


Silver Bid: 23.51 Ask: 23.62



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Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:49 | 3454072 forwardho
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I saw that and wondered about the math.

$4.99 + $23.62 = $28.61

New math must be needed to get to $30.32


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:19 | 3453923 blindman
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Two of the largest wholesale suppliers in the US, including Amark and CNT, who is the
supplier of gold blanks to the US Mint for Gold Eagles, and is a registered COMEX
... and it's gone.

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:24 | 3453953 SmallerGovNow2
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APMEX has plenty on hand to sell.  Premium markup over spot, but still...  By the way, i buy and hold physical PM's....

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:29 | 3453983 hooligan2009
Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:19 | 3453930 stant
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remember those big puts zh reported on for the market to tank in april? guess they need a little push in boston to seal the deal?

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:23 | 3453948 Room 101
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Omens?? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Like we need more omens.  The karma is getting is getting so thick you need a fucking aqualung to breathe!


Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:25 | 3453961 johny2
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the big omen are measures taken by the central banks, like QEinfinity and attack on PM. they are certain to fail, and than good luck!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:27 | 3453966 RSDallas
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They are likely to achieve their goal of a new "financial" world order.  Beware!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:15 | 3456318 Trampy
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It's already here; the NWO is already here!

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 20:35 | 3453984 shovelhead
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Buy my T shirts...

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