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Concerned Marathoners Prompt Boston Plane Grounding Due To Arabic Passengers - Live Stream

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UPDATE: In an unrelated event, Laguardia Airport has been evacated due to a suspicious package

And so the flashbacks to the aftermath of 9/11 begin, as apparently the only catalyst necessary to have a plane grounded and returned to the gate is to speak Arabic...

Via MyFoxBoston,

Sources told FOX 25 there was an American Airlines flight that was headed to Chicago. There were two men on that plane – not sitting next to each other – and speaking Arabic.

 

There were some concerned marathoners on the flight so the plane was brought back to the gate and the two men were escorted off the plane.

 

No other details were immediately available.

CBS adds the following stunner:

  • CBS: POLICE SURROUND US AIRWAYS PLANE AT BOSTON LOGAN AIRPORT

A picture on the ground from Boston:

 

Live Stream

 

So in hopes of diffusing what is already a very tense, if ridiculous situation, here is how in a world where Murphy's Law dominates and all it takes to be judged a potential terrorist is to have a deep tan and speak a language the average American is not familiar with (i.e., most of them), airplane seating truly works:

 

 

In an unrelated event, Laguardia airport has been evacuated...

 

 


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Tue, 04/16/2013 - 10:57 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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missing the fat man on the flat bed without his cpap

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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I was on a plane the other day when I figured out there were two guys that worked at the Federal Reserve sitting together in first class.  I complained to the stewardess that these people were terrorizing our country, but she just told me to STFU and read my SkyMall magazine.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:03 | Link to Comment resurger
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hahahaha

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:08 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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^ -1

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:28 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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-1

+1

 

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:36 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Hey, I have an idea: how about everyone turn off their teevees and go withdraw all their money from the bank?

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment macholatte
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all it takes to be judged a potential terrorist is to have a deep tan and speak a language the average American is not familiar with (i.e., most of them), airplane seating truly works:

 

I find the tone of the commentary by the author of the article offensive. The citizens of the country are living in fear and for them do do something, anything, to protect themselves, is long overdue. And if a few Arabs get inconvenienced, too bad.

How about this propaganda....... the bombers were Republicans.

But no sarcastic comment on that from ZH.

CNN: Right-wing extremists to blame for explosions?

http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/cnn-right-wing-extremists-to-blame-for-explos...

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:23 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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"all it takes to be judged a potential terrorist is to have a deep tan and speak a language the average American is not familiar"

by all means let's go back to frisking granny again....

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:28 | Link to Comment macholatte
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let's go back to frisking granny again

             When did that ever stop?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:00 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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TSA backed off, toned things down a bit a couple months ago...small vials of suspicious liquid: ok

smallish knives:ok...golf clubs, guitars:maybe...back off granny's Depends a bit:somewhat

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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". . . speak a language the average American is not familiar with"

In many cases that means all languages if the content exceeds 8th grade subject matter.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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or math and money matters.

Talk about CPI, and they will call the cops on you.

 

Arab terrorists better learn to talk the american chit chat about Bachelor and DAncing with the Stars.

 

Obama is goign to let in more arabs anyway with H1B student visas so that al-queda students can learn from Americans.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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The average HUMAN is unfamiliar with most human languages. Nothing particular to American humans in this prototypical whiny bt of caricature.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:30 | Link to Comment Panafrican Funk...
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"I find the tone of the commentary by the author of the article offensive."

I find your knees to be more than a tad weak.  

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:25 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Yours must be pretty calloused

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Omen IV
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the tone of the article is fine - your hypersensitivity is the problem - a plane doesnt need to be stopped on the tarmac merely because someone is nervous about different language spoken

dont travel overseas you wont be comfortable -too many languages you dont understand

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:10 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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I remember that flight well. Another tip for travelers is if you are approaching the guy who checks and marks your tickets and you are right behind the guy with the turban, bend down to tie your shoes and let some people pass by. It decreases your chance of being in a group 'randomly selected' for extra security screening.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:27 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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And conspicuously drop the pack of bacon you carry in front of the terroristy looking types. If they start sweating, you've won. They really believe that crap.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:09 | Link to Comment cifo
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The hot girls usually fly business class :)

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:22 | Link to Comment toady
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If you're grouped with a hot girl you get to watch her being violated?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:38 | Link to Comment Papasmurf
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Like everywhere else, it's pay for play.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Larry Dallas
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And they are already taking more of our civil liberties away with Drudge Reporting "More cameras needed"

To me, since 9/11, Saudi means CIA inside job.

It's all happening too fast.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment resurger
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DP

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:52 | Link to Comment BeaverFever
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Double penetration? Am I on the right site?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:56 | Link to Comment Real Estate Geek
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With that nom de plume, apparently so!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:06 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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Nice!  Unfortunately, we know you are not telling the truth....otherwise, you would be writing this from prison...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 10:58 | Link to Comment malikai
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Diagram is perfect.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Except that one of these neighbors is also releasing "silent but deadlies".

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 10:59 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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Give arabs their own planes, with a drone pilot in a remote location!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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I think that's been done before, I believe it was four planes.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:43 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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Technically, three, or even only two.

Pentagon was hit by a genuine drone, towers by KITEs. :)

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Ident 7777 economy
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Where did Barbara Olson go then? She was on that flight nutter ...

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Olson

 

She was a passenger on American Airlines Flight 77 en route to a taping of Bill Maher's television show Politically Incorrect when it was flown into the Pentagonin the September 11 attacks.

 

She also called her husband Ted Olson via one of those back-of-the-seat GTE 'AirFone' (remember those?) collect, a hard thing to do; she had to convince the operator to put the call through ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air-ground_radiotelephone_service

That's adressed to all you NUTTERS denying she died as Flt 77 went into the Pentagon. 



Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Not to digress or stir the pot, but... When was the last time we saw one of these phones in a plane?  Even when they were more 'common', most did not have them.  So now, as 'good luck' would have it, they all had these phones installed?  But they had the 'bad luck' to be on the wrong plane?

And those who claim that they were calling home via their cell phones (!?) are "full of shit":  YOU try making a call, ANY call, above 10,000 feet.  Can't be done -- no signal directed at sky.  All Wattage is directed to where the money is:  ground-to-ground.  Besides, at those speeds, good luck in getting linked and staying linked to any cell tower.  And don't get me going with BS about Sat Phones.  /Yeah, like everybody has one of those! And it's not like they had one of those Communicators from the Enterprise! /s

Wharever else was or was not going on that day, the alleged sky calls make me doubtful, leery & suspicious.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Ident 7777 economy
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Kirk2NCC1701

" Not to digress or stir the pot, but... When was the last time we saw one of these phones in a plane? "

 

 

OBVIOUSLY they (you?) did not read the article ... those services were discontined in the 2005 to 2008 timeframe (depending on CARRIER) 

 

In 2001, AirFone was still VIABLE and OPERATING.

 

DO you know HOW MANY phone calls were PLACED that day thru GTE AirFone services?

 

Practically ALL of them from the four hijacked airliners. There were NEWS ACCOUNTS of this plus AN INTERVIEW with one of the OPERATORS that routed those calls that day.

 

"At 9:45 a. m. September 11, 2001, GTE Airfone operator Lisa D. Jefferson heard screams and a scuffle on hijacked United Airlines Flight 93 before she was disconnected. She had been talking to Todd Beamer, who told her that he and some of the other passengers, “We’re going to do something.” He asked her to tell his wife and two boys that he loved them and then asked her to pray with him. He prayed the Lord's Prayer and she joined him.


The last thing she reports hearing him say was,“Are you guys ready?” And then, “Let’s roll.”"

 

PERIOD.

 

End of story.

 

Weak assertions and innuendo to the contrary are simply INFOTRASH.

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:10 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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"Vaporised".

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Kinetic energy increases as the square of velocity. At 600mph into steel and concrete people and aluminum get pretty shredded, and a transcontinental sized load of kerosene mixed with air and office supplies and building material does its work too.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 09:02 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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ROFL.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Joe A
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All the speculation would end if they would release the video footage from security cameras that were in place around the Pentagon.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:27 | Link to Comment fourchan
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lol these three^

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:06 | Link to Comment SubjectivObject
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And cloak their flight information so nobody knows where they are, or arn't, as the case may become.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:40 | Link to Comment 13thWarrior
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Programmed by holeywood?

Those Arabs are Reel Bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kz2TJNE1V4

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:52 | Link to Comment MythicalFish
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Remember this 'joke' screensaver for your laptop from a few years back? Don't try this stateside.

 

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:22 | Link to Comment JOYFUL
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This is so bogus man! Everybody knows real Arab terrorists don't fly commercial...they go chartered luxury 727 and even get the FAA to close down civilian airspace for them - just to play it safe!

http://www.wesjones.com/saudi1.htm

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:28 | Link to Comment Ident 7777 economy
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I've just coined a new term for this kind of thing:

 

"INFOTRASH".

 

Got the idea from that 'infowrs' website ...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:21 | Link to Comment Oleander
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Many Americans do not know what an Arab is so I find it suprising they knew they were speaking Arabic.  

What a difference a day makes. I spent Saturday night at the Boston Museum of Science. Not everyone was white or of european decent. My kid had the an exeperience few kids get. 24 hrs later look where we are. I wonder if those browned skinned families would now be given a seprate wing to sleep in so  as not to scare the other children. 

I am not saying these fears are not founded. I am just sad we have been sent back to Sept. 12 and now more freedoms may be taken with the excuse to keep us safe.

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 10:59 | Link to Comment HardwoodAg
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Were there trash cans on the adjacent seats?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 10:58 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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I was on a flight from Chicago to Atlanta one day. The young mother across the aisle from me pulled out her tittie to feed her baby. I got a little chubber. I admit it

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:07 | Link to Comment Kinskian
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I know what Gerard Depardieu would have done. He'd have pulled it out and told the young mother it needs milking too.

I hate flying.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:31 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Hilarious.  In the early days of bring-your-own-food-onboard, we watched in horror as a morbidly obese couple plopped down in front of us with a whole roasted chicken in a plastic bag.  They put the bird on the fold-down tray with nothing underneath and proceeded to attack it like savages.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:52 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Damn.  Reminds me of a stop at a Pizza Hut one late December in Laramie Wyoming.  It was an all-you-eat buffet deal.  There was a couple like you describe.  When the meat pizzas came out they piled their plates high like it was pancakes. Sausage, pepperoni, oil literally running off the plates onto the table.  She was maybe 19 and about 250; he was maybe 55 and 350.   Fucking horrific.  

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:00 | Link to Comment therover
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Fuck...I am eating lunch right now and gagged.

 

 All that was needed was the Seinfeld reference to 'Man Hands' and I would have puked !

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:15 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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If you eat lunch while reading zh comments, you must have strong stomach!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:17 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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Wyoming is not a place to find foodies but a place to find fatties.

Better eat them before they fly in the wind.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:08 | Link to Comment Panafrican Funk...
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The funny part about Laramie is that's actually the educated/hip town, the big U is there (shit, they even have a natural foods store!).  If you really want to see some fucked up eating, go to Rawlins.  

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:10 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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So he was 55; 350 pounds, and still snagged a 19 year old?  There's hope for Million Dollar Bonus yet...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment Miffed Microbio...
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Talk about images you can never forget! We once had a 400 pounder in a car accident come in. After the six people got him on the table they proceeded to cut off his clothes. I heard one nurse scream and I promptly ran out of the room because when this happens it's often a loaded gun which usually falls on the floor and may fire. Turns out this guy had shoved 4 snicker bars in the folds of fat under his arms. I guess he had forgot them because they had grown into his skin creating an oozing, perspiring mass of paper, peanuts and stench. I guess I should have thanked him for curing any craving I had for a Snicker bar.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:31 | Link to Comment Real Estate Geek
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I travel waaaay too much and it's starting to affect my inner calm.  About six months ago I completely lost it on a flight when a woman across the aisle started changing her kid's diaper.  right.  fucking.  there.

When the stench hit me my head snapped around, and I saw what was going on.  Without thinking I just exploded, saying stuff like, "JESUS CHRIST!  What the hell are you doing?"  and "Lady, not everyone wants to smell your kid's shit!"  and "Why the hell do you think they have a changing table in the bathroom?" etc.  (To which she replied "it's too small . . . ")

Even though everyone else around me was a fucking pussy and said nothing i shamed her into packing up that horror scene and moving it into the bathroom.

I try to "go to my happy place" before getting on a plane, but some thing are just intolerable in an environment in which we're practically stacked like cordwood.

Damn.  It still irritates me.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:37 | Link to Comment duo
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Southwest or US Air?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Real Estate Geek
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UAL.  Home of the AFA's geriatric brigade.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:18 | Link to Comment Real Estate Geek
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Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:13 | Link to Comment Panafrican Funk...
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I'll probably get downvoted heavily, but, on behalf of the parents with small children that read this site, fuck you.  Can't handle a little poop smell for a few minutes?  

"Even though everyone else around me was a fucking pussy"

The fucking pussy is you, buddy.  

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:21 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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kid is going to shit whether you want it or not.

they don't give a shit.

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 17:30 | Link to Comment Real Estate Geek
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Agreed.  My objection was to how that situation was handled by the parent. 

I've been on other flights where toddlers were shrieking because of, say, ear pain.  I didn't say a word because the children are in pain and inconsolable; there's nothing the parents can really do.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Gene Parmesan
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Your kid's shit = your problem. Take it to the bathroom and deal with it there. Obviously.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment enloe creek
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when on a plane you accept the risk of other people's activities, unpleast as they may be.  that seems obvious to me. 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 17:23 | Link to Comment Real Estate Geek
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PF,

Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the current state of air travel in the US.  A commercial airliner is a stressful, crowded, confined environment.  In those conditions, everyone needs to act with at least a modicum of courtesy and consideration for others nearby.  The Japanese have honed this into an art form, and it makes otherwise intolerable situations . . . tolerable. 

Alternatively, perhaps you haven't thought through the position you're taking, which seems to be "anything goes."  If that's the case, I would welcome the chance to sit beside you on a six-hour transcontinental flight to repeatedly and continuously illustrate why you're wrong.

And finally, go fuck yourself.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment Papasmurf
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I was on a flight from Chicago to Atlanta one day. The young mother across the aisle from me pulled out her tittie to feed her baby. I got a little chubber. I admit it

That's sick!  I would have done the same thing.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Gene Parmesan
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?

 

Nursed the child or partially inflated your dong?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 10:58 | Link to Comment 101 years and c...
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im guessing most people on this board are row 1 seat 2, or row 2 seat 3 (left to right).  its ok to laugh at your self every once in a while.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:05 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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I'm actually the toddler who kicks people's seats. It's fucking hilarious.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:08 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Until you kick Dr. Kermit's seat.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:00 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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They are driving every cab!  Look out!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:01 | Link to Comment Caveman93
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If he was speaking Spanish would it make him a "Freedom Fighter?"

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:03 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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or a future democrat.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment akarc
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Or a Marco Rubio. 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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A future documented demcrat.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:13 | Link to Comment 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Run for the hills...Al'CIAders be everywhere...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:01 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Almost every flight is like that...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:03 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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DCRB...terrist!

JK, I'm a big fan.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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[Read with Kazakh accent]...

Dear TSA,

Leave all your airport screening to me and my business partners.  We have a fail-safe screening method, that we have used with great success in my country of Kazakhstan.  We can identify the dirty .... terrorists and not let them get on plane.  We can help you with make Amerikan airports safe, and make for benefit glorious nation of Amerika.

Yours truly,

Borat Sagdiyev

Director General

BS Security Services of Amerika

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:01 | Link to Comment Bearwagon
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"We Gotta Get Out of This Place!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_ogmLOR7Ac

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:01 | Link to Comment The_Small_Lebowski
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Its a sad world we live in when the language you speak automatically turns you into a terrorist. We had that in Ireland once too......

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:10 | Link to Comment Kinskian
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That settles it, all Arab speakers should be relocated to Ireland.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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well, there are ALOT of Murphys in Boston

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:42 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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+1 time-delay coffee spitter.

Sirens wailing all over Manhattan today.  I swear I saw Samuel L. Jackson flying up Park Ave in an OldsmoBuick. 

Good thing the bombs weren't placed at neck-level.  I mean that sincerely.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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That's why I think America will get a dictator who will force a 100% police state upon everybody.

PEOPLE ARE SO FREAKING PARANOID AND RETARTED!!!

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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well, if it saves just one innocent life it's worth it, afterall I have nothing to hide

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:07 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Plus, it's for the children.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:11 | Link to Comment JOYFUL
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Let's Roll!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:37 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Cried out the general militia aboard th one flight where FAA rules were thrown out that day.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:07 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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and when you're wife is escorted into a room by 4 fatass TSA agents to do a cavity search, you give them the okay nod and a smile to the misses...

because that's what you want.

And next up is your 15 year old daughter when those TSA pervs feel like having a bit more fun.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:01 | Link to Comment akarc
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"That's why I think America will get a dictator who will force a 100% police state upon everybody."

"and when you're wife is escorted into a room by 4 fatass TSA agents to do a cavity search,"

Yepper ol lady carries a badge yet was still taken aside and had a wand run between her legs. She went nutso on em. Her first expeience like that was years ago when while riding with me in the Texas desert I got profiled and we were pulled. She was afraid we were gonna be killed by cops. It was an epiphany for her. All I could say was welcome to my world.

She married me anyway. Go figure.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:40 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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"She was afraid we were gonna be killed by cops."

People who have been cops or spent enough quality time with them understand the risk. 

The most nervous person I've ever visted in a hospital was career nurse practioner with long experience.  Same kind of thing.

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:10 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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You mean a leader who will force you to buy stuff you don't want, kill citizens without due process and decide which companies fail and who gets paid after the failure?

Man, I hope to never see that day.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:17 | Link to Comment phalfa5
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Uh, Joe   ur already here....

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:19 | Link to Comment prains
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most wives know when to evacuate upon seeing the suspicious package the husband brings to bed, what's new here?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:20 | Link to Comment pods
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You weed those ones out before you get to the wife stage.  Now, when the eyes light up...................

pods

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:24 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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Wonder if these "concerned marathoners" will have all white people that speak american pulled from the plane, once they find out that the bomber was a white male. These bombs were crude and designed to scare more than kill. That's not the SOP for middle eastern terrorist groups.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:36 | Link to Comment prains
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It's interesting how the CIA has targetted one of the sheeples most anal retentive sub groups, marathoners are notorious "type A" personalities that have no problem making a stink in public if their "performance" is being hindered by some sloth in their way. Well profiled hit.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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The 4 hour mark runners?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment enloe creek
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yes the running clubs are over achiever central, no quarter given to anyone non elite running ability. kinda funny, since many were H S runners who just maintained the sport throughout life.  but try starting to run in your late 30's and achieve any race pace in the 3-4 hr range, that is a real feat.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:35 | Link to Comment Not Too Important
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More like Operation Gladio?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:05 | Link to Comment akarc
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Bingo! These weren't suicide bombers willling to die for their cause and as you say. Low rent bombs.  

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:06 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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So here we go again. I am so tired of this shit. Hey sheeple....it's not the Arabs! It's the assholes in Washington who keep providing you with, and dividing you with a boogie man. For fucks sake ..wake up you idiots!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:17 | Link to Comment Kinskian
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In the history of warfare, has a country ever conducted a war against another country or people and allowed open immigration of the other country's people before the conflict has been successfully completed?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:37 | Link to Comment Not Too Important
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Who do you think DHS is going to hire when they need 'citizens' willing to fire on real citizens? It won't be Constitution-loving Americans.

They're not just looking for more Democratic voters . . .

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:36 | Link to Comment akarc
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"Who do you think DHS is going to hire when they need 'citizens' willing to fire on real citizens? It won't be Constitution-loving Americans."

Um probably a heap of folk who have sworn an oath to uphold the constitution even though they never read it. Cops maybe? There is no shortage of people that just love using their postions of power to bully those who can not defend themselves.

Blackwater (or whatever incarnation they currently go by) and any number of mercenary orgs. will be glad to supply  em with oath takers that got no problem killing for money. And do well too.

Wake up

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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ahh,

In the history of warfare, has a country ever conducted a war against another country or people and allowed open immigration of the other country's people before the conflict has been successfully completed?

but clever amrka is in a war on TERROR, so the peoples are all lumped together as potential supporters/promoters of TERRORISM - no need to worry about immigration policy when EVERYone qualifies as a possible trrrrrst.

just hire moar watchers of the peoples, moar badges!!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:19 | Link to Comment john39
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year after year, emanuel goldstein somehow evades big brother's heroic efforts to bring goldstein to justice...  but if we all sacrafice what remains of our freedom, one day we will all finally achieve security and live in paradise...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Who the hell is EG?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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He's aka John Galton, in Obamaspeak. He didn't build that, and yet he's stingy, enjoying he suffering of children while puffing on luxury cigars.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:34 | Link to Comment SMG
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Those people in Washington are just puppets for the people behind the banks and Federal Reserve.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:45 | Link to Comment long-shorty
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thanks man. big thumbs up. I served in the U.S. military for 7 years and I have to shave before I go to the damn airport so that I don't look too Arab.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment FubarNation
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DHS has a new color code category to go above red.

 

Code BROWN - Extreme Severe Condition

Where everything and anyone brown or brown like in color with a foreign accent is to be reported and the whole fucking area surrounding said brown person to be quardened off and shut down.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:27 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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They are not responsible for their children, the community and taxpayer is, just ask the folks a CNN.  Lean forward bitchezs!!!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:38 | Link to Comment akarc
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""They are not responsible for their children, the community and taxpayer is, just ask the folks a CNN.  Lean forward bitchezs!!!"

"Lean forward" is MSNBC's mantra

MSNBC= most biased

Fox=biased but improving

CNN= least biased

Google it or just continue to spout the party line which coming from either party is WRONG!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:52 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Is the gosnell case non news on CNN too? You seem to like CNN's unbiased reporting so you must know all about this grisly serial murder case right?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:04 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I didn't know you could take a dog with you on a plane...

or do only old ladies get to do that?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:09 | Link to Comment stateside
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I've seen several people of all ages with pooches on planes - usually little ones that fit nicely in a carry-on.  Not sure of the rules but I've seen them many times.

stateside

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Fishthatlived
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Only yappy ones.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:07 | Link to Comment fuu
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They've already won.

America land of the serfs and home of the scared.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:22 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Ah, but the 'scared' people have guns.  Don't mess with "scared people with guns"!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:07 | Link to Comment razorthin
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Grow up.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:10 | Link to Comment The_Small_Lebowski
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there sure are, and then some. Boston is Irelands home from home in the states. My heart goes out to all affected by the tragedy. I sincerely hope they get who did it and i hope even more it was a lone wingnut.

The thought of another nation succumbing to drone domination sickens me to my stomach. Lets hope the perps (whether set up or not) are not from any nationality where people have brown skin, and we might just not have WWIII on our hands...

Im all for justice, and an eye for any eye. It really helps to know who actually knocked out your eye in the first place tho....

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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RE:

Im all for justice, and an eye for any eye. It really helps to know who actually knocked out your eye in the first place tho

Right, and that's why people like Alex Jones get so much play: people KNOW something is fishy.  Not really the attack so much; but the reasons for it. 

When I go to the dronestrike twitter and see dead babies each day as a result of bomb controlled by an Air Force tough guy in Nevada.....one just has to wonder, "When does this come back to bite us in the ass?". 

At some point, not EVERY attack is a false flag, but a result from a sick society that ignores real issues (I feel this way about Sandy Hook as well; this wasn't some govt conspiracy to ramp up the taking of our guns - it was a result of a fucked up family who had a mental patient in their house who was recieiving medication who had HUGE anger issues). 

A society which isn't honest with itself or one another, and quite frankly.....you have people who WILL benefit from this attack, financially.....whether in war, "police state" business activities, or just simple punditry.

Shit is getting real, and really, our leaders are losing control.  For the anarchist, this is the best of times AND the worst of times. 

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:26 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Just because the world is filled with self-propelled tools, that doesn't mean there aren't handlers guiding them while providing them with the logistical support required.

As it turns out, most, if not all captured terrorists plotting an attack have been part of an FBI sting.

Oh, and the idea that the "leaders" are losing control is laughable. Puppets only know to do what their masters direct them to do. Not only have they never had control, they wouldn't understand it if they did.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:58 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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RE:

Oh, and the idea that the "leaders" are losing control is laughable. Puppets only know to do what their masters direct them to do. Not only have they never had control, they wouldn't understand it if they did

For the majority, sure this still exists.  I gotta say though - "reading" the internet, the forums, places like here......people are pretty fucking skeptical of the government, man.  Especially younger folk like myself. 

We don't want any more wars - if an "Iraq" scenario comes up again, people are going to fight it WITH SUPPORT.  Back in 2003, being anti-war was almost being labeled as a terrorist.  Now?  Most people agree with you (because the "war" was a failure).

Sure, the mainstream people aren't, as well as the baby boomers - but that's because they are more bought off.  They are intellectually corrupted, and for most of them, they dont even know it (which is a problem you mentioned, I agree).

The poor and the struggling families and those who read however.......they don't respect the majority of the people who "run" our system.  They only respect the weapons that their bodyguards hold.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:25 | Link to Comment akarc
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"one just has to wonder, "When does this come back to bite us in the ass?"."

We could ask all our overseas "friends".   H/T to you. It is nice to see there a young person who questions. Try having been an anti-war activist during the Vietnam war before anti-war sentiment became vouge.

Today I have many Vietnam Vet friends. Their is mutual respect and mutual distaste for the government that fucked them and most soldiers since.


Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:44 | Link to Comment boogiedown
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"the baby boomers ... are more bought off."

more shell-shocked from opening up their mutual fund statements, and realizing they have to get wal mart jobs instead of retiring

Fixed it for ya

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:22 | Link to Comment booboo
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Actually North Dakota is home of the 33 Air Wing Drone Commando Warrior Fighting Strike Eagle Mauliing Big Dog Death From Above Village Destroying Joystick Comic Book Maturbating Azz Kicking Ligtning Farting Cheeto Nerds.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Pakistan hasn't succumbed yet, and their uncountable horde of wretched islamotards has received the brunt of our drones pinpricks.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:09 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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Where's Kurt Russell and Steven Segal when you need them?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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I missed the movie where either of them fought off Arab or even Muslim bad guys.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:11 | Link to Comment writingsonthewall
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all it takes to be judged a potential terrorist is to have a deep tan and speak a language the average American is not familiar with (i.e., most of them), airplane seating truly works:

 

yes - that is what your Government has taught you.

I watch with laughter as the sheepeople cling to the coattails of the thieving bankers and politicians - sofearful are they of the Arabic speaking robe wearers.

They have you right where they want you.

Still - Faux news has a face to report this - considering it's one of the prime places where the phrases 'Islamic' 'Terrorist' and 'Muslim' are used, deliberately in close conjunction with each other - to the point that the 'average' American thinks they are the same.

What will they do when they discover there are 'white' muslims too!

 

Substitute 'Muslim' and 'Islam' for 'Juden' and 'Judaism' - and hey presto - you have gone back 70 years in an almost mirror of the same shit pumped out by the Nazi's

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:35 | Link to Comment toady
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Yep

The terrorists won when the US went broke spending trillions on 'homeland security', just like they drove the Soviets to bankruptcy in Afghanistan.

Why all the fear? If it's your time, that's it, game over. Show some fucking backbone dammit!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Colonial Intent
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'Let's see. Two amateur-style, relatively low-yield bombs go off on Tax Day, in Boston, at the 26th mile of the marathon, the segment which was dedicated to the victims of the Newtown shooting. The time of the blast was designed to go off at the highest traffic time of the marathon -- at the average finish time of the previous year's event. The date and event seem to have no connection to Islam or any international issues or events, and no credible terrorist group is taking credit for this, even though they usually rush to.

Anybody wanna venture a guess what sort of folk the perp(s) are going to turn out to be...?'

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:13 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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Dr. Strangelove in the bunker with a supercomputer running a predictive linguistics algorithm.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:18 | Link to Comment the not so migh...
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heard on the news this morning that the explosives used are not domestic in origin. 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:26 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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"All the better to profile you with," said the Wolf.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:30 | Link to Comment MayIMommaDogFac...
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Fuckin' Hutaree must be training in the middle east now.  Holy shit. <sarc>

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:43 | Link to Comment Tortuga
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Does china make every damn import, now.

 

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:29 | Link to Comment akarc
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Does china make every damn import, now.

That was funny

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:44 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Irish?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:08 | Link to Comment BeaverFever
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They decided that they couldn't figure out who made the bombs because the writings were in Hebrew.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:33 | Link to Comment 1eyedman
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when i heard there was a device/explosion (havent heard of it again, maynot be true) at jfk library....on tax day, in 'liberal boston', on patriots day, first i thought 'right to lifer (a la eric rudolph), then i though no, its probably the sound of the tea party imploding.  

true libertarians are the most tolerant, you do what you want, i'll do what i want, just stay off my property.   

distraction of who the antagonist is:  dem vs rep (wrong!);   liberal vs tea party (wrong again);   more detailed:  gop vs tea party (still not the right fight).   our antagonist is still hidden, probably in plain sight.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:58 | Link to Comment Trampy
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you didn't mention CIA and Mossad/Shin Bet, the biggeest and most powerful terrorist organizations in the world

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:42 | Link to Comment Tortuga
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My guess is a out of wack homeless vietnam vet that was, was mind you subsisting on 84 oz slurpees with salt.

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