IMF Slashes World GDP Expectations; Japan Only Beacon Of Global Growth Hope

Tyler Durden's picture

While expectations for global GDP growth are now expected to be +3.3% for 2013 against +3.2% for 2012, the IMF has just slashed the previously rosy 3.6% expectation as the global economy stalls. The US and Europe had significant cuts to their 2013 GDP growth expectations (though of course, this dip recovers hockey-stick-like in 2014). It will perhaps be surprising to learn that Japan had its growth expectation raised the most of all the major advanced and emerging nations. World Trade volume growth has also been cut notably - driven by a fall in the previously supposed driver of growth - emerging markets. The IMF's less sanguine forecasts, however, are caveated with hope-driven perspective such as expectations that Debt-to-GDP will drop for all nations from 2013 to 2018 and while energy remains a major downside risk to global growth, we were stunned to read that they cite S&P 500 option prices as an indicator of upside potential. It seems, even at the IMF, that the market is all that matters (oh and the Japanese printing press).

 

The global growth projection - quite a cone of uncertainty...with downside risk dominant

 

As the balance of risks is between oil market concerns and the ebullience of S&P 500 options prices!!! Is it any wonder that VIX is suppressed?

 

But have no fear as it is Japan that is to save us all...

 

Though Europe remains the drag...

 

But as is clear above - any slowdown will rapidly revert to more growthiness in 2014 - even though commoditty prices and economic activity shows no sign of that 'hope'...

 

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The Juggernaut's picture

International Mafia Foundation

redpill's picture

No kidding.  Keep in mind these are the prospects with all the printing they've done already!  It reminds me of when Ron Paul asked the Bernank, "What would it take for you to admit you could be wrong?

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

Japan is a beacon of hope? Really?

Muddy1's picture

Yeah, really!!!!!  Print like crazy and you will have a great economy.

Must go fondle my stacks.

krispkritter's picture

That's not a beacon, that's the radioactive glow from Fukushima.

Is this a comedy?  I'm finding it really hard to laugh anymore...

TeamDepends's picture

Headline would be right at home in The Onion.

Atlasshruggedme's picture

I like Kyle Bass' timeline. - I don't believe what I read here.  Japan might be the largest in infllation. Can they export that like the US?

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Correction... "Japan is only beacon of Hopium".

Jumbotron's picture

"Correction... "Japan is only beacon of Hopium".

 

Abe-Wan, you're my only hope !

asteroids's picture

You gotta be kidding. Does nobody study demographics. What a stupid report. More adult diapers were sold in Japan last year than baby diapers.

StychoKiller's picture

My munny's on Godzira returning to smash up stuff! :>D

Everybodys All American's picture

Bernanke has already been proven to be wrong with the weakest US economic recovery ever and yet he maintains he is right. Nothing short of men in white smocks taking this man away will work now.

lunaticfringe's picture

We are pinning the world recovery hopes on Japan??? ROTFLMAO!!

Bernank is leaving this mess to the next aristocrat banker appointed by the Fed. He might want to ask the President for some of that lifetime Secret Service protection that Obama gave himself. Or rent a room in Obama's basement.

fonzannoon's picture

CNBC just ran a segment showing how California Numismatics claims they have a ton of volume lately....of people selling their physical coins/bars. Of course they showed one 3 toothed hillbilly buying silver.

Fair and balanced.

Son of Loki's picture

That's so screwed. i went to buy a present for my Mother for Mom's Day and all of what I wanted was already "out of stock" at APMEX. True, you can buy maples and that high volume stuff but the really nice coins gone...sold out.

 

I guess I'll have to get her something like a food processor from Kohls. Stores have lots of those in stock.

Quinvarius's picture

It is amusing how CNBC is actually lying to try and support a GS paper trade.

tahoebumsmith's picture

Or International Mind Fuck.. The only growth Japan will see is additional legs and arms on their highly radiated citizens. While the MSM is silent, the nuclear situation in Fukushima continues to deteriorate. Leaking storage pools abound and 40x readings all around Tokyo. The ocean is now so heavily contaminated with plutonium you can see the fish glowing at night. Japan is toast, the only thing they have been able to do thus far is cover-up the situation, meanwhile the radiation continues to make its way into highly populated areas...

NoDebt's picture

Additional arms and legs, eh?  That may prove useful.  Higher productivity, higher standards of living.

StychoKiller's picture

Some mutants are higher calibre than others! :>D

QE49er's picture

All thats now left is an illusion of wealth

prains's picture

IMF are the financial equivalent of a govt agency putting snipers on the roof at the first sign of trouble.

Dutch Knight's picture

Have a look at thier predictions from september 2011  page 21  http://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/weo/2011/02/pdf/text.pdf

 

Hope for Japan: well sad  HOPE

Bearwagon's picture

Is this a tragedy, or a comedy? No one dare tell me it's real!

HelluvaEngineer's picture

Japan?  Growth?  Well, I do hear the cockroaches are growing at an alarming rate.

ebworthen's picture

Japan is the bright spot?

FUNNY!

I am more equal than others's picture

If Japan is a bright spot it can only be from the light generated by the fiat bon fire.

Spastica Rex's picture

It's bright in some regions of the E-M spectrum.

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

Welcome to bizzaro world. If your country glows in the dark....then you're the shining example.

Winston Churchill's picture

Damn, both must have been typing at the same time.

Can't get used to this new keyboard,the last one got Banziied beyond cleaning.

FieldingMellish's picture

IMF say: Do more of what Japan is doing... because that really seems to work (not).

pods's picture

Japan is the growth savior?  

Nominally GDP might double, but that is what happens when you double the supply of funny money.

Maybe everyone should tack on a couple zeros on all our FRN's, then we will all be rich!

pods

LawsofPhysics's picture

Precisely, looks like I will have to up the price in Yen for those pecans and walnuts (again).  Japan is so fucked.

mercenaryomics's picture

Haha I saw this and immediately thought "Yeah, nominally."

Then again in nominal terms pigs could fly if you inflated gravity away, of course it would still be sitting on the ground but that's only in the real world, not the new nominal one.

Hopefully Japanese pensioners like catfood, pretty soon it's going to be on the menu. 

LawsofPhysics's picture

LMFAO!!!  Real growth requires real fucking inputs.  Where is this indebted island going to purchase those real inputs from?  They sure as hell don't have them.  Watch the supply lines closely now folks.

Lordflin's picture

Read a letter the other day written by a wealthy Japenese investor... he was pulling all of his investments from that market claiming that the goverment's currency manipulation was about to drive their economy into ground... What is the old saying... With beacons of hope like that who needs black lights?

prains's picture

i think it goes..... with bacon and dope all you need is black tights......off to walmart we go

Dr. Engali's picture

Just admit it IMF pigs ..you have no clue and your only hope is for more chaos in the system.

Bearwagon's picture

IMF-pigs: "More chaos? In the system? Sounds like a plan!"

Stonedog's picture

Japan - LMFAO!

 

This was a joke, right?

Son of Loki's picture
More Fukushima nuclear pollution to hit U.S. starting in 2015 — Study: Impact strength of Cesium-137 on West Coast to be as high as 4 PERCENT

 

http://enenews.com/report-nuclear-pollution-from-fukushima-to-hit-u-s-in...

 

Thank you, Japan.

Agent P's picture

I don't know about you fellas, but I find it very reassuring that Spain and Italy will be all better next year.

(in my best moose voice) "This time for sure!"

marathonman's picture

(in my best squirrel voice) "And now for something we hope you'll really like!"

(in my best Russian KGB agent voice) "We must get moose and squirrel."

StychoKiller's picture

Boris:  "Who do you fear more, US Justice Systeem, or Central Control?"

Natasha: "I'll go get the car."

No worries, Fearless Leader will triumph!

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

Sounds like they are getting ready to play hot printing press potato. The FED and the other banks dial theirs back and let the Japanese turn theirs up to 11 * 11 now to make up for the difference. The global spice must flow at all costs regardless of who is printing it. It is just macro vs micro here.

Mongo's picture

LOL @ Japan