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The President is due to address the nation at 1130ET - the big question is, will it be Boston (given the events of this morning already) or will it be the Budget... or is it Immigration?

 

 

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Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:24 | 3456345 GOLD AND SILVER...
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Oh boy, can't wait for boy wonder to talk a lot but not say much.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:26 | 3456361 Say What Again
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Any bets on the number SP500 points we'll get with his BS?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:31 | 3456386 New England Patriot
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Reichstag fire.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:32 | 3456400 Say What Again
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I wonder if Obuma will talk about the manipulation in the PM market?

p.s. -- Nice tie!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:32 | 3456411 tsx500
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WOW  he is actually ON TIME !!    Someone call Mr. Ripley !!!     There's a first time for everything .........

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:34 | 3456427 Dr. Richard Head
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That is extremely suspicious and should be reported.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:36 | 3456442 Say What Again
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Wow, that was sure a lot of GREAT content.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:10 | 3456677 Agent P
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The sole purpose of that press conference was for him to publicly say "terror".

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:15 | 3456704 NotApplicable
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TOTUS approves!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:22 | 3456733 overmedicatedun...
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seems false flags are in a bull market..how can you tell it was a false flag attack?? easy the targets are always the sheep, never the elite wolves,,bomb a few elite and then maybe I am wrong. think about it, why never a corzine, an elite pol, a citi bank you get the idea..makes no sense to waste such attacks on common folk unless it was directed from the get go by the reptiles we call the elite, the ones getting rich off of our wars and economic disorder.

the targets always miss the leadership..maybe all wrong but too many strange mass attacks that make little sense.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:42 | 3456822 tsx500
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i have a feeling...call me crazy... that it won't be too much longer before we're seeing stuff like this directed at the 'elites' to whom you referred in your comment.      

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:59 | 3456869 BLOTTO
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Family Guy Episode

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Peter wins the Boston Marathon...Bob Costas interviews and asks,

"How did you do it?"

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Two explosion go off...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=23GZydYsorE

(apparently its been cropped, but both scenes were from same episode?)

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Shit.Show.

 

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 02:41 | 3459780 StychoKiller
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Even Freddie Mercury wasn't such a "Drama Queen!"

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:39 | 3456466 tsx500
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waste of time.    "we don't know anything and probably never will.    i'm just out here to make it look like i and all these other overpaid puppets up here behind me are doing something.    now back to the 'situation room' (*cough playstation cough*)". 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:40 | 3456473 tsx500
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oh yeah almost forgot .... "FORWARD !!"

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:52 | 3456580 HurricaneSeason
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They need to bring CSI Miami in on this.  They have used them before on difficult cases.  Their experience and equipment are the best.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:36 | 3456433 uno
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he just lip synchs to the teleprompter's voice synthesizer

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:55 | 3456589 JR
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The only time they bring Obama out in an “emergency” is to clamp additional restrictions on Americans' liberties.

When the economy unravels, when the financial crisis needs an additional solution, it’s not Obama we see; it’s Bernanke.

Where’s Bernanke now when Boston needs him?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:33 | 3456415 GetZeeGold
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Molly geez......he used the T word.

 

We're hoping it's a teabagger.....but we just can't prove it yet.....yet.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:37 | 3456441 New England Patriot
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First you get Americans used to being attacked from without, then you get them used to being attacked from within.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:43 | 3456482 Being Free
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"I've directed my administration to take appropriate security measures to protect the American people."

(Now shut up and turn in your guns.)

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:46 | 3456520 Dr. Richard Head
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Illegal immigration can be solved by making them legal, but solve the problems with guns by making them illegal.  WHAT!!?!?!?!  The mind of a liberal hurts my head.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:06 | 3456658 Freddie
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The best way to protect the American people is for him to resign or be impeached. 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:36 | 3456798 PacOps
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It took a terrorist attack killing and maiming American people to inspire and compel you to direct the taking of appropriate security measures?

WTF were your directives before this?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 02:43 | 3459782 StychoKiller
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My drone sleeps alone! (well, not really -- there are a frightful lot of them!)

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:34 | 3456417 Pladizow
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The real terror is the American Drones!

Boston is a consequence of full spectrum dominance!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:44 | 3456515 Muddy1
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Maybe the manipulation of the Sandy Hook families?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:46 | 3456528 Stoploss
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What did Persident Vagina say?

 

I missed it..

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:27 | 3456364 TeamDepends
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Can't even look at this punk anymore....

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:33 | 3456409 spastic_colon
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they'll never admit the perpetrator was an american tax protester, never, this will remain a mystery forever so everyone will think it was a foreigner.  There can be no domestic dissent! - Yours Truly, Obummer

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:07 | 3456651 JR
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President Obama is the most divisive president in American history; and comments like yours have become common place throughout talk radio. I hear similar remarks every day. And Obama has a personality that pushes the arrogance of a police state into the faces of Americans who not only pay the bills for this welfare extravaganza, but suffer the abuses of power coming from a Leviathan government paid for by their own incomes.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:17 | 3456716 NotApplicable
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Actually, King Lincoln was likely the most divisive president ever.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 16:56 | 3458116 Freddie
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Another reason why Hollywood says O is like Abe.  Abe killed 1.1 million Americans for no reason except to enslave the citizens to USA Inc.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:27 | 3456370 Zer0head
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If you have been following the mSM the ground work is being layed to build up the Boston thing to a 9/11 type stature.

 

And then the other shoe will drop - domestic, homegrown perp who aspires to conservative values

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:54 | 3456447 BLOTTO
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To announce Martial Law and a Police State? Ok, no...however, one day...

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As this wasnt a terrorist act abroad...but a terrorist attack within

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I dont know if anyone else caught last night 8:30ish est briefing by a BPD official...but the very 1st reporter asked (not verbatum) "Was this a false flag operation to further take away peoples freedom and liberties?" (One can probably find it on youtube.)

BPD, "No, next question."

-Interesting that the question was allowed to be asked...as if to get the masses to think about it. In other words, on purpose.

EDIT: I found the video and guess what? The 1st question is gone. I was on ZH last night at same time and on chat another ZedHed heard and can confirm as well the 1st reporter question posted above. 1:38 min mark...not 1st original question

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGdK-gC46M

this next vid ends right when question period begins...courtesy of our 'friends' at NBC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXdJd06Kv8A

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:02 | 3456626 BLOTTO
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Search an ye shall find...

The first question at Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick's press conference, following fatal explosions at the Boston Marathon, was from a conspiracy theorist, Deadspin reports.

"Is this another false flag attack staged to take our civil liberties?" asked Dan Bidondi

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/15/falseflag-boston-marathon-dan-bi...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:14 | 3456696 JR
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This comment today on the LRC Blog puts the MSM''s double standard into its proper perspective, I’d say.

 Is the Boston Bombing the “Moral Equivalent” of Drone Strikes?

Posted by Bill Anderson on April 16

I have been thinking this through for a while. President Obama was rightly outraged at what happened yesterday at the Boston Marathon and I hope the perpetrators are brought to justice. At the same time, however, Barack Obama presides over bomb attacks on civilians, attacks that occur without warning, and attacks that not only kill alleged "militants," but women, children, and the elderly, especially when the bombings are launched at weddings, which one would think would allegedly be a joyous celebration just as the Boston Marathon has been.

While Obama demands justice in the Boston bombing, he is silent about his own role in setting off bombs in overseas countries. If Sen. Lindsey Graham is correct and the U.S. drones have killed about 4,700 people abroad, then we are talking about something that dwarfs the horror of what happened at Boston.

I am not speaking of tit-for-tat. However, I am sure that the horror that people in Muslim countries experience at a drone strike is every bit as awful as what people experienced in Boston yesterday. I do not believe that we are free to denounce the evil at Boston and cheer on the evil our government perpetrates overseas. We must denounce both or risk being the worst hypocrites on the planet.

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/135665.html

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:35 | 3456793 machineh
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Horrible as it was, the Boston bombing was roughly equal to ONE of Obama's regular drone strikes.

When Assassin in Chief Obama slaughters thousands with regular attacks, should anyone be surprised by an occasional counterstrike? 

Hey ... it's Terror Tuesday!

Double dronings for all, until global morale improves!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 02:46 | 3459785 StychoKiller
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All right, NO freedom fries for you!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:44 | 3456836 pazmaker
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Amen!   

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:39 | 3456392 prains
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HOT DOOOOOOOOGS......GET YOUR HOT DOOOOOOGS.....here!

 

 

 

 

POTUS is a spectator sport for the popcorn eaters, the real action is happening unseen and unknown to all but a few, much like how wealth is distributed

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:25 | 3456348 ShankyS
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Why would anyone want to live stream or even listen to anything this person has to say - no value whatsoever in anything that comes out of his mouth - unless you are a contrarian of course. 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:34 | 3456422 duo
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Make no mistake...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:38 | 3456451 ironymonger
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Let me be clear ...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:38 | 3456463 prains
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Let me put down my beer...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:44 | 3456511 Pure Evil
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I've been accused of being a "contrarian dickhead". Does that count?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:53 | 3456588 knukles
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Dickhead does, but it might get you to SecTreas or similar exulted position.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:27 | 3456350 Mercury
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He could cover all three with a little pep talk about student visas.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:25 | 3456351 doomandbloom
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FORWARD !!!!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:26 | 3456358 Bearwagon
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That still is "MOARWARD".

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:32 | 3456399 prains
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WOARWARD !!!!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:24 | 3456352 swissaustrian
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We got to ban guns, because people build bombs.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:56 | 3456895 Miffed Microbio...
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Bombs out of pressure cookers. Time to take your pressure cooker for a boat ride.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:55 | 3457175 smlbizman
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preppers use pressure cookers..i hear...

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 02:48 | 3459787 StychoKiller
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Whew, I checked and ours is still safely locked up in the gun safe.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:24 | 3456353 rustymason
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Seen on hand dryer in gas station bathroom:

"Press to hear a speech from the president."

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:31 | 3456401 Jekyll_n_Hyde_Island
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 Now that's some quality poetry, there.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:56 | 3456598 adr
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I'm grabbing my Dymo and putting that on every hand dryer I see.

Would that be considered a "terrorist" act?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:25 | 3456356 Bearwagon
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Where are those terrorists, when they are needed?!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:25 | 3456357 azzhatter
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Fuck You Obama

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:25 | 3456359 djsmps
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will it be Boston (given the events of this morning already) or will it be the Budget... or is it Immigration?

 

And will it be at 11:30?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:27 | 3456362 Freddie
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Hopefully he will f**king resign and go back to studying the Koran and playing golf.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:38 | 3456455 uno
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we saw him play basketball, can you imagine how bad he is at golf.  Remember a few weeks ago when he had Tiger Woods tutor him and no press was allowed.  Guess the choom wagon is where he excels

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:59 | 3456610 adr
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Damn my white mother and this unathletic blood.

Barrack, I'm half white and look at me.

Tiger, you're half asian, that makes you better at everything.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:17 | 3456711 Freddie
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No golf lessons in Indonesia in the 1960s.   Supposedly his white (CIA cutout) mother and African father, brought to the USA for education on a Kennedy family program that Nixon in Congress tried to stop, are not the real parents.  His CIA fairy tale parents are not his real mother and father.   The real father is supposedly black arab and the mother is asian.  

Americans are so manipulated by TV and Hollywood aka Operation Mockingbird started around the time of JFK with Cord Meyer running it.   JFK was screwing Cord's wife and some think Cord wanted a little payback to get rid of Jack.  Odd how the JFK library was supposedly firebombed yesterday. 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:16 | 3456700 Taffy Lewis
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Future history books will note that the beginning of Obongo's fall was when his supporters witnessed the pathetic 2 for 22 free throw shooting (such is the nature of his supporters).

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:26 | 3457028 S5936
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Did you catch him throwing out the first pitch at the white sox game a few yrs back ? .... He throws like a girl !

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:02 | 3457507 Ms. Erable
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From what I've heard, he's a better catcher than pitcher.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:53 | 3457150 Kiss My Iceland...
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If he just resigns I'll be happy.

Then again ... President Biden ? <uncontrollable vomiting>

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:27 | 3456366 Agent P
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10 bucks says he announces a new government department, agency, or task force.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:27 | 3456367 Inthemix96
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He wont know what to talk about until the teleprompter tells him stupid.

Daft, in-bred looking cunt what he is.

P.S, fuck you sotero and fuck you twice twinkie bernspanks

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:28 | 3456369 Rusty Shorts
Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:28 | 3456385 Rusty Shorts
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- "Turban Cowboy" is the fifteenth episode of the eleventh season and the 203rd overall episode of the animated comedy series Family Guy. It aired on Fox in the United? States on March 17, 2013, and is written by Artie Johann and Shawn Ries and directed by Joe Vaux.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:34 | 3456426 Freddie
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Idiots watch TV and Hollywood's shit.  Their viewership helps keep people like the islamic golfing usurper in power along with the other criminals.  Keep watching sheep.   And no - Fox Al-Saudia News is not any better.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:57 | 3456609 Pure Evil
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Well, you just have to understand. Since conservatives and Republicans were turned off from watching lame stream media, the weren't getting their daily dose of brainwashing and propaganda.

So, voila, Fox Al-Saudia News was born. Now bible thumpin, redneck, hillbilly, gun toters, and their ilk can be brainwashed just like everybody else.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:12 | 3456682 overmedicatedun...
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kill your tv, shut it down, revoke any political voting registration D OR R. buy gold, keep cash out of banks, a few simple steps to be a free person, there are more, but it's a start. the civil war will be going hot soon, or it will be chains for all.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:25 | 3456747 Freddie
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Dude it is all shit.  Agreed.  Fox Al Waleed was created to keep a large part of the country watching TV.  Most people, if they had a brain, would turn the brainwashing TV shit off along with Hollywood's crap. 

All Operation Mockingbird brainwashing to control the sheep and keep the rigged elections looking fair.

It is nice to see that in Germany a small party can run, hopefully get enough votes to maybe kill the Euro and the EUSSR one day.  Amerika's elections are totally rigged.  The RINOs are all Democrat shills and there is no two party system.  Total corrupt lie.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:35 | 3456432 McMolotov
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"The Lone Gunmen," the spin-off from "The X-Files," basically predicted 9-11.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:28 | 3456371 Croesus
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PREDICTION:

He'll call for MOAR DotGov Authority (restrictions on Freedom), in the name of "protecting" us, from those awful, awful people who hate us.

 

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:27 | 3456374 Burt Gummer
Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:28 | 3456378 fuu
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They've got the images shooped, the videos looped, and they're ready to give us the real scoop.

Poop.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:29 | 3456384 imbrbing
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All your trash cans are belong to us.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:29 | 3456388 Smiley
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I can't stand that sock puppet; David Axelrod and Valerie Jarrett run the White House, not that idiot.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:36 | 3456391 Debugas
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more getting to the bottom

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:31 | 3456395 Jekyll_n_Hyde_Island
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  Prediction:  Calculated foretelling: The word folks will be used at least 6 times, the phrase "the uniting of the American people" and other senseless platitudes will be laid as a springboard to gracefully vault to issues central to the Dems, like budget and immigration.  Nothing really will be said except for a string of feel good nonsense designed to calm the baaaaaahing of the average IQ sheeple American moron.

  What they should really do is get Barack's mom up there to speak with a backbone on her evil initiatives.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:33 | 3456418 tip e. canoe
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i heard "terror" or "terrorism" used a good 6 times and counting.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:37 | 3456440 tip e. canoe
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whoap, there's another one.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:02 | 3456630 Pure Evil
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Don't mean to burst your bubble, but Barry O'Sotero's mom is dead.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:32 | 3456407 Inthemix96
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Sorry folks, but I thought we had the upper hand on daft irresponsibly stupid politicians here but I have seen this fucking clown live and believe you me,

This fucker takes the biscuit, I have never seen such a poor excuse of a human skin as this cunt, which one of you daft fuckers voted for him?

He is a fucking joke, a lying scheming ignorant joke of a waste of fucking space.

Tool time indeed.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:39 | 3456470 McMolotov
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Blasphemer! How dare you besmirch Dear Leader!!!!!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:49 | 3456554 Freddie
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Allah be praised!  I think Allah probably has a 2 pm tee time at some country club in DC.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:56 | 3456601 knukles
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It is God's will.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:03 | 3456644 Pure Evil
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I voted for him just to piss you off. No other reason.

Cause, if it pisses off all the Lily White Honkey's, that's good enough for me.

Peace out, yall.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:43 | 3456500 Savyindallas
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Don't waste emotional enrgy on him  -he's just a teleprompter reading puppet. He has no power. We should all be angry at our pod people, zombified, sheeple assclown relatives and neigbors who buy the bullshit being spewed out of the mouths of these morons like Clinton, Bush and Obama. My God, we have truly become a nation of retards.  I have an open mind, but from what I see so far, this has the makings of another false flag.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:43 | 3456506 prains
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Dude the prize behind door number "R" is exactly the same shiite. You need to smoke your way through that maze and then you'll see how truly fucked you are.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 14:02 | 3457210 Diogenes
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They didn't vote for him. They voted against Bush. Whoever represented the Republicans in 2008 was up against the public's reaction to 8 years of Bush.  The Democrat candidate couldn't lose.  If they had put up a stuffed dummy it would have won in a landslide.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 15:06 | 3457529 Ms. Erable
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A stuffed dummy DID win.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:33 | 3456408 Trampy
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Why doesn't he ask Paul Brenner if the CIA did it?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:33 | 3456410 AZLagun
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I, I, I, I, Me, Me, Me, Me..... 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:00 | 3456613 andyupnorth
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No different than Caillou.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:34 | 3456414 fuu
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Any time bombs are used to kill innocent people it is an act of terrorism...except drone strikes.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:36 | 3456429 fuu
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See something say something bitchez.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:40 | 3456461 cristo
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hey i just saw something i think it was a brown skin muslim impersonating the president . Catch him . do somthing !!!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:46 | 3456533 Freddie
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LOL!  Sound like the islamic teleprompter. 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:36 | 3456431 Overfed
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If you see something, say something. It's your patriotic duty.

 

*Edit* ^^^Ya' beat me to it by a second, damn you! :-)

 

As an aside, any guesses where the price of ammo is gonna go from here? /s

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:41 | 3456478 fuu
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This is how we react to evil.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:35 | 3456437 docmac324
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Great.  Now we'll have to take off our shoes to walk on the sidewalks.

 

TSA on every street. 

 

Arm all fast-food employees.

 

Am I leaving out nything?

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:38 | 3456457 Debugas
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oh yeah some "shoes taking off" going on right now at NY LaGuardia airport

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:02 | 3456633 knukles
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Fight the System
A Knuks How-To

Next time going through airport security, elect the full body scan machine.
Wear a metal cock ring so it shows up on the scan
Then when they pat you down, moan and roll your eyes, like climaxing and ask "Can I have a smoke, now?"
And see if they really take you in for a strip search.

I mean, there are no rules (to the best of my knowledge*) about wearing cock rings through security.

*No, I have not researched his idea.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:35 | 3456438 ebworthen
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Another opportunity to build the cult of personality for the messianic community organizer.

No new news, just a pep talk and camera opportunity.

Our Kim Jong-Un.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:36 | 3456448 ZeroPoint
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Is it just me, or does the president look like a hologram? His outline was incredibly pixelated.

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:04 | 3456932 TheFourthStooge-ing
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ZeroPoint said:

Is it just me, or does the president look like a hologram? His outline was incredibly pixelated.

It was Max Headchoom.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:37 | 3456450 Telemakhos
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Wow, he said absoutely nothing.  He had nothing to say, but he called a press conference anyway.

Well, he did give a paraphrase of See Something, Say Something.

Because your neighbor might be a terrorist.  BE AFRAID.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:46 | 3457126 Catullus
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He's still campaigning. It's the only thing he knows how to do

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:39 | 3456452 FIAT
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Drop dead, you communist nigger from hell.

Parentless coon.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:55 | 3456583 Dr. Engali
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I dislike Obummer for his lies and deceptions as much as the next person, but posts like that aren't helpful.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:56 | 3456603 FIAT
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eat shit, coward

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:11 | 3456684 Dr. Engali
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Coward? I believe that good people or idiots can come from any spectrum of the human race. This does not make me a coward, bit I do recognize an idiot when I see one.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:14 | 3456692 FIAT
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It is because of faggot assed enablers like yourself that this country is now what it is.

A jew hellhole

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:31 | 3456765 NotApplicable
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Well... aren't you just special?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:39 | 3456456 nick howdy
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Time to get the drones out and hunt down these killers..."Killing innocents is an senseless act of terrorism".....Except when we do it of course...

"Americans will not be terrorized"....Ho Ho Ho.....Unless its authorized by the White House...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:40 | 3456476 ebworthen
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125 children in Pakistan so far:  http://drones.pitchinteractive.com/ (h/t ZH)

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:47 | 3456527 nick howdy
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Yea, but obviously the founding fathers must have been wrong about people and inalienable rights and all that shit....Inalienable rights only apply to politicians, rich people, corporations and banks....For everyone else, STFU or we'll kill your ass.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:51 | 3456577 prains
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WOW

eb thanks for the visual education, not kidding out of sight out of mind. YOU ALL SHOULD WATCH THE GRAPHIC BREAKDOWN OF DEATH FROM THE SKY. What a wake up call. 175 children so far

Exploding trash cans from the sky 2004-present

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:40 | 3456465 Spastica Rex
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So - how did the perp(s) get around all the super-post-911 security in place for an event like this?

NPR says: "trending to some sort of domestic individual."

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:44 | 3456503 fuu
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No one stepped up to claim responsibility. "Actual" terrorist groups have been quick to deny involvement.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:45 | 3456512 Freddie
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NPR?  LOL!  You listen to their shit?  What a tool.  Operation Mockingbird radio with a yiddish slant on things.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:47 | 3456526 Spastica Rex
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Know your enemy.

Fuck off, Freddie.

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:47 | 3456538 Zer0head
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2nd that

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:52 | 3456567 Freddie
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Go drink some Mogen David and chill.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:52 | 3456568 Dr. Engali
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Don't waste your time with him Rex.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:59 | 3456616 prains
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he goes by Frieddie, the popping sound he's heard for years were not rain drops but sadly brain cells.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:03 | 3456640 Agent P
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Sound advice.  I listen every day on my drive to/from work, despite what it does to my blood pressure.  A few weeks ago was extra special when they ran a week-long series on Social Security Disability...it was essentially an advertisement for how to get on the program.

Also, Car Talk is fucking awesome!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:54 | 3456893 Citxmech
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+1 on Car Talk.  Tom and Ray are pretty smart guys  (both graduated from MIT I think) and about as good at improv as anybody.

Public Radio is like anything - good at some stuff, shitty at others.  Democracy Now! has been at the forefront of exposing our bullshit overseas for instance (drone strikes, torture, Bradley Manning, etc.).

On 2nd amendment stuff or anything to do with economics - they're about as bad as any other MSM source, however.

Besides, where else are you going to hear old school jazz or ole' timey bluegrass?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:46 | 3456514 Zer0head
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it is domestic accrording to Chertoff

read between the lines - the suspense is building, the foundation is being put in place for a domestic perp - from the get go the media has used the word domestic in almost every discussion of this event - odds are the profile of the perp will include:

tparty, infowars, zh, nra, former military, anti-fed, gold bug etc

 

and then the show trial, congressional hearings etc etc

 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:19 | 3456992 Citxmech
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Assuming it's not a govt sponsored event - it's a pretty safe bet it's domestic.  A foreign-directed op would probably not look like this.  A well-funded operation with multiple agents would be bigger with coordination.  This smacks of a lone bomber.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:49 | 3456532 ebworthen
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I know - as if we don't have completely porous borders that allow anyone to come here on a Visa to go to graduate school or work in I.T. or whatever.

A trip to the hardware store was all they really needed to put these bombs together.

DUH!

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 13:55 | 3457174 Golden_Rule
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Why would a domestic terrorist attack a marathon?  It just makes no sense.  What would make sense is that some individual, from a far away land, who has seen this same kind of carnage of civilians and worse, as the result of our drone program, would retaliate in kind.  Not that it would be justified, not that it would make them a freedom-fighter instead of a terrorist, just that it would actually make sense.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:40 | 3456474 moonstears
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I have a profit scheme. Off to walmart to buy up large trashcans before the ban.(all truth, best to all Bostonians and runners and families of the departed and wounded, it was a bullshit, horrid act)  

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:42 | 3456484 nick howdy
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Maybe they'll never find these people, because they don't really exist...Just like Osama Bin Laden for the last 10 years.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:43 | 3456486 Freddie
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We will need to have thousands of drones now and will need to expand the NSA listening on everything.  The NSA will get board seats at Google and Facebook - oops they already have. 

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:47 | 3456523 Savyindallas
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More vaginal and anal body cavity searches will be required. Every pervert in America will be applying with TSA  -the scary part is that TSA will hire them all. What better way to keep an eye on all our known registered sex offenders.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:42 | 3456490 Yen Cross
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     Obungas second term can't end soon enough.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:55 | 3456590 RSBriggs
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Yeah, but...  The dems are working towards changing the law to allow him a third term...

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:56 | 3456597 Freddie
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My guess is he will be Sultan or Baby Allah for life.   We stopped having elections probably with Bush 1.   The JFK/Nixon election was stolen but they probably all have been rigged.

Bush1, Clinton, Bush2 and Baby Allah have all been from the same Operation Mockingbrid, Mena drug running employers.   Poppy ran the CIA, Clinton goes to the USSR as a dope smoking hillbilly during the cold war, O's mom worked with Geithner's dad at the Ford Foundation overseas aka CIA, O goes to Pakistan aka as a CIA dope smoking islamic dupe with Indonesian passport.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 12:32 | 3456780 NotApplicable
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Nah, he'll go. Otherwise the flavor starts to get stale.

Besides, it's time for the Reign of Hitlery.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:42 | 3456491 LFMayor
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Clean and articulate with no hint of Niagra dialect.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:57 | 3456607 Freddie
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LOL!  The Indonesian muslim is from upstate NY?  Who knew?

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 11:44 | 3456499 phyregold
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